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Stripes (1981) Stripes is a classic comedy film released in 1981 that continues to make audiences laugh to this day.

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Stripes is a classic comedy film released in 1981 that continues to make audiences laugh to this day. Directed by Ivan Reitman, the movie follows the misadventures of two friends who join the U.S. Army to escape their mundane lives. Filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable characters, Stripes is a beloved comedy that endures the test of time.

The film boasts an ensemble cast of talented actors who deliver outstanding performances and create the perfect comedic chemistry on screen. Leading the pack is the legendary Bill Murray, who stars as John Winger, a down-on-his-luck man who convinces his best friend Russell Ziskey, played by the charismatic Harold Ramis, to join him in an impulsive decision to enlist.

Joining them in the ranks of the U.S. Army are a diverse group of recruits, portrayed by a talented ensemble. John Candy brings his trademark humor to the role of Dewey "Ox" Oxberger, a lovable and clumsy new recruit. The beautiful and talented P.J. Soles shines as Stella Hansen, adding a touch of romance to the mix.

The cast also includes memorable performances from the likes of John Larroquette as Captain Stillman, Warren Oates as Sgt. Hulka, and Judge Reinhold as Elmo. Each member of the cast plays their role to perfection, bringing a unique personality and comedic style to the film.

The storyline of Stripes takes viewers on a hilarious journey as John and Russell navigate their way through basic training and, inevitably, find themselves in outrageous situations. From accidentally commandeering a recreational vehicle to initiating a secret mission to save a kidnapped female soldier, their antics are sure to keep audiences entertained from start to finish.

In addition to its comedic brilliance, Stripes also incorporates memorable music that enhances the overall experience. From the lively and catchy tune "Elmer Bernstein" by Glen Balinger to the iconic "Stripes March" composed by Bill Conti, the film's soundtrack adds an extra layer of enjoyment. These energetic tunes perfectly complement the film's chaotic yet lighthearted tone, making it an even more enjoyable experience for the viewers.

If you're a fan of Stripes and want to relive the humor and nostalgia that it brings, you're in luck! You can play and download these sounds here and enjoy the infectious laughter, unforgettable one-liners, and catchy tunes whenever you want. It's an opportunity to immerse yourself in a world where the U.S. Army turns into a riotous comedy club.

Stripes remains a beloved film that continues to be cherished by audiences around the world. Its timeless humor, fantastic cast, and unforgettable scenes make it a must-see for any fan of comedy. So gather your friends, get ready to laugh until your sides hurt, and indulge in the comedic brilliance of Stripes.

All right, now the way that you play it is...
All right, there you go
And I want you to think real hard about it.
And no kicking, ladies and gentlemen.
And that's all you'll ever be, a bum!
And then depression set in.
Any more complaints?
Anybody else want to be a comedian in here?
Attention!
Attention!
Because you talked me into this, that's why, you idiot! It was your idea!
Boy, I hope this is the mess hall
Buckle up here, cowpoke.
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear...
Come on, move!
Do you? That means that our forefathers...
Drugs.
Eyes right!
Fifteen, 16, 17...
Forty two.
Forward march!
God, I thought that was a dog around your neck
Good, good, good.
Good, good.
Guys! Hey!
Have you been doing your special exercises?
Hello!
Hello!
Here you go. There you go. Hand them off there, boys.
Hey, captain, could we get a ride with you?
Hey, just a second here!
Hi, sarge.
Hit it!
How do you win?
I ain't got no military reason for it, I just don't like you.
I didn't hear you.
I got it figured this way: They got one big gun, a couple of tanks.
I joined the Army because my father and my brother were in the Army.
I quit my job.
I still think you're kind of screwed up, Russell...
I toId him I get sick when I fly. I think they're Dramamine.
I want them on the plane tonight
I want to be taken to the airport. Be very careful with the bags.
I was just making a joke, sergeant.
I'd like to take a big swing at you, sarge.
I'm Captain Stillman, the new company commander.
I'm gonna treat it like a UFO sighting.
I've been in this Army 28 years.
I've never heard bones creak like that.
If that's humor, don't bother.
Inspection, arms!
Is there anything we can do for you?
It's about time you came around.
It's double double top secret.
It's in the regulations. If we were in Germany...
It's like going into Wisconsin.
It's real heavy.
Kill and die.
Ladies and gentlemen, the big event you've been waiting for.
Look at this stuff. Chicks in New York paying top dollar for this garbage.
Maybe a few days in the stockade...
Mayday, mayday.
Mayday. Code 21, Status 7. Mayday. Code 21, Status 7.
Move it out, son. Move it out.
Move it out!
Move it!
No, sergeant!
No, thank you. You know what your problem is, baby?
Not bad! It's great.
Off the bus.
Oh, my God!
Okay, find that truck, and we find them.
Okay.
Platoon, just like last night, only better!
Pleased to meet you, sir.
Punk.
Razzle dazzle!
Save it for later.
Sergeant, I think it's a bad idea to march today.
So am I to understand that you men completed your training on your own?
Talk about massive potential for growth.
Thank you.
That's good. Oh, great
That's my philosophy, $100 shine on a $3 pair of boots.
The bidding has gotta start. Now give me 100.
Then we make some stone tools and we can cut some spears and arrows.
There was one?
They'll all be hitting on me. "Hey, John...
They're all going backpacking, John!
Those bastards.
Time to get out of here.
To take orders from me, who is
Wait a minute.
Way to go, Ox! Kill them!
We had a car waiting
We owe it to Sergeant Hulka to end up face down in the gutter tonight
We'll learn some new tunes. We'll have a great time. Bye bye.
We're so damn lost. Where the hell is Innsbruck, Austria?
Well, I was wondering if you could hold something for me
What a rush. The sky is brown.
What a tragedy. Hey. Hey.
What do you mean, I'm not the type?
What happens if I refuse to get on the bus?
When we first met, I thought you were kind of screwed up.
Where's that sharp knife we have? Anita!
Will you shut up about the Army?
Would've been good.
Yeah, they're not as old either.
Yeah. We just find a gas station, they'll tell us where all the nice
Yeah. We're spending it in an airplane hangar watching a truck.
Yes, sir, a fine looking bunch of men.
Yes.
You are in trouble! This is government property
You bet I will, soldier.
You don't know a damn thing about soldiering.
You know who would be incredible in the Army?
You're making friends fast around here, John.
You're number one on the death list now, Winger.
You've never had anyone give you the Aunt Jemima treatment.
All right. Give me your money. Four hundred and thirteen bucks!
How's this for you? Perfect.
I have a plan. Great. Custer had a plan too.
Is this good? Is this good? It's great. Oh, it's perfect.
Louise, get this thing moving
Sarge, why me? Oh, I don't know, son.
So, what are you taking? Oh, I got these from Elmo.
Thirty seven. Thirty seven?
Winger! Oh, I'm so glad! What are you doing here?
You gotta do it for us, Ox. I can't.
You know who would love this? Who?
You wrestled, huh? Nice seats. Yeah.
You. Get out of here, I'd hate it.
... I want working on my EM 50 project in Italy.
...and getting to know you, then taking photos of you while I drive.
...and have some really serious sex.
...and I'm gonna be your instructor for the next five weeks.
...and the rest of you got the weekend off. Dismissed!
...and when I do, it's usually something unusual.
...this run should be postponed until this platoon is better rested.
...unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it."
...we got women can climb that better than you. Get up!
...were kicked out of every decent country in the world.