The Perfect Guy (2015) Edit

A no hitter, baby!

A story over a cup of coffee.

About the way in which they were treated last night,

According to the report,

After that, he kept a shotgun in his house.

Alicia and I are worried about you. We've left you so many messages.

ALICIA: Or, you could stop being such a wimp and see where this goes!

All 500 pages of it.

All right, don't work too hard.

All right, man. Watch your step.

All right? That's it.

Also, no signs of forced entry anywhere.

Am I wasting my time?

Am I?

And even then, it's often a matter of she said, he said.

And generosity,

And go get in your own bed.

And he told me that I was the love of his life.

And I don't know of any serious advocacy group

And I don't want that.

And I know you have a very high IQ.

And I was wondering if you'd go with me.

And I'll manage the remote sewer until you're fully up to speed.

And I'm gonna bring him back in for questioning.

And I'm not gonna put my parents at risk with that sick bastard.

And I'm,

And if he finds me talking to you, he's not gonna be too happy.

And ifs gonna come down hard, if you don't leave that woman alone.

And it's a huge decision.

And move along.

And needs to be revisited.

And neither do I.

And next time at you.

And persistent.

And safe.

And she made it very clear that she could turn this.

And she told me that you were, um, seeing someone.

And the last five with regular shells.

And the two beautiful women who prepared it.

And the watch?

And then, he murdered the man I was gonna marry.

And three, please refer to two.

And very unhealthy conditions continuing...

And watching the Giants game.

And we know you moved it from the crime scene?

And who will forever be welcome in our home.

And yes, he's been arrested before for harassment,

And you kept it?

And you never brought Dave here.

And you were watching.

And your presence here isn't welcome.

And, frankly, most people don't live up to the hype.

And, of course, if you ever feel in any physical danger,

Any night you want.

Any shot after that is justifiable.

Are you okay?

As a kid, do you know how that made me feel?

At work, at home.

Badly.

BARISTA: I've got an iced latte.

Be my guest.

Bean bag rounds are little bags filled with lead shot.

Beautiful.

Because of something stupid.

Because some shit's gonna come down on you,

Believe me, I would've taken it back,

Bipolar' devolving into psychosis.

Both of my brothers divorced, my sister divorced.

Boyfriend? As a matter of fact, yes.

But I do want a family.

But I got five more like it, and they will fuck you up!

But I got it engraved.

But I'm afraid it might be too soon.

But I'm twice in your debt.

But if you want to call...

But in shotguns, they're called shells.

But isn't this stalking or harassment or something?

But just because he was diagnosed doesn't mean that...

But maybe there's more here than just a jealous ex boyfriend.

But my hands are tied, here.

But nothing ever stuck.

But thanks.

But there's nothing preventing me from telling a friend

But they're both gone now, so it's just me.

But we need to move on.

But you're right.

But, you're all right.

Call 911 immediately.

Call me anytime.

Call me tomorrow.

Can I help you?

Can you come out here for a moment?

Can you describe the nature of your relationship with this man?

Can't you see I've been set up?

Carter Duncan is not Carter Duncan.

Carter Duncan?

Carter was there. He took the watch and now he's...

Carter, I am sorry,

Carter, stop it!

Carter, stop it!

Carter, this is Alicia.

CARTER: A lobbyist, huh?

CARTER: As I said, I look forward to working with you in the future.

CARTER: Here to see Winston.

CARTER: I don't know David King.

CARTER: I was worried about you.

CARTER: I'm sorry I'm late.

CARTER: No. You don't Know.

CARTER: You been waiting long?

CARTER: Your children are absolutely beautiful.

Carter!

Carter!

Carter.

Carter.

CASHIER: Can I help you?

Clean.

Close the door on your way out.

Coffee shop. Right?

Come inside.

Come on, just...

Could give you peace of mind.

Could you?

DAVE: Just want you to know that you're upsetting the young lady over there.

DAVE: No problem. I'll get these changes to you soon.

DAVE: Oh, yeah. No, I love kids.

DAVE: You sure you're gonna be okay here tonight? Alone?

Dave?

DETECTIVE HANSEN: I know you changed your name 10 years ago.

DETECTIVE HANSEN: You know why you're here?

Did you ever try to find your biological parents?

Did you get my Daddy drunk?

Did you give him a key?

Did you hit your head, Robert?

DISPATCHER: Charlie 22, come in.

Do I know you?

Do I, do I look like I'm kidding?

Do I.

Do we have to go?

Do you wanna come with me this weekend to my parents, for the Fourth?

Do you,

Does that thing ever stop buzzing?

Don't believe a word this piece of shit tells you.

Don't tempt me. I'm already late.

Don't worry, you're gonna love him.

Don't!

Enough about me. What...

Escalates the behavior.

Evelyn and Roger.

Every time I turn around, he's there, trying to buy me coffee.

Excuse me, hmm?

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Firing a warning shot is self defense, if you're standing in front of a judge.

For allowing us to share this day

Forensics thinks it happened some time ago. At least a week.

From Miss Vaughn's person, her residence and workplace.

Funny how things work out.

Get in the car.

Get your hands off of him! Now!

Girl, you're making me nervous. Stop it!

Glad you could make it.

Go on.

Good idea. Do not walk. Run.

Good memory.

Good night.

Good, I'm glad we're on the same page then.

Great.

Hansen!

Has he been violent to you in any way?

Has Rusty gone missing again?

Have a good day.

Have a seat, please.

Have dinner with me.

Having her.

He changed his name in 2003.

He changed his name legally.

He destroyed everything I care about.

He didn't survive.

He fed me the same lies, and then he stalked me.

He grabbed me by the throat and threatened me.

He just called. Again.

He just sat down at the bar.

He killed Dave and this is your proof!

He says he can't watch the game tomorrow because he got all kinds of plans.

He took it too far, but...

He was with me one night when I locked myself out of the house.

He wasn't gonna take no for an answer.

He, uh...

He'll be fine.

He's an insane, crazy baseball fan.

He's been in and out of trouble his whole life.

He's following me.

He's full of shit. Pull his rap sheet.

He's got my cat.

He's in Malibu with a client. I didn't want to distract him.

He's never been gone this long. I hope a coyote didn't get him.

He's not who he says he is. He's been lying about everything.

He's out there. He's watching me!

He's texting and calling me all hours of the day and night.

Hey, I'm just calling lo let to know that I'm on my way.

Hey, it's me.

Hey, Mrs. McCarthy.

Hi, Alicia, how are you?

Hi. What can I get for you?

Holy Mother of God!

Honestly?

Hopefully, he'll see his behavior is getting him nowhere and stop on his own.

Hopefully, only a few days.

How about we start over?

How come you're laughing? Let me hear it.

How did you find me?

How did you know Daddy was the one?

How long will that take?

How much of a pussy you were for not stepping up.

How's that?

Huh?

Huh.

I already have one.

I also want you to know that I meant what I said that night.

I am now.

I can fix it.

I can see that.

I can see you'd be good at that.

I can't believe he's here.

I can't do it like this.

I can't just keep hauling him in.

I can't wait for you anymore.

I can't.

I cannot wait to see you. I love you.

I couldn't wait till I got home.

I didn't know anyone else was here.

I didn't know it was gonna be a night like this.

I don? Like where this thing is going;.

I don't even know who you are anymore.

I don't know what that means.

I don't know, this just feels different.

I don't remember.

I don't think you have to worry about him bothering you again.

I don't think you understand.

I don't understand. Who are you looking at?

I don't want to do it like that.

I don't want to lose you.

I don't want to wake up one morning hating you.

I don't want you to antagonize him. He's crazy!

I don't, I don't know anything anymore.

I get a lot of satisfaction out of making sure people feel secure

I get it. You're threatened.

I got a spare.

I guess it was his perseverance.

I guess we'll see.

I guess you're well practiced in the art of persuasion.

I had dinner with a client and realized I left my phone in my office.

I had no idea she was there.

I have a scheduled call with the senator at 9:30

I haven't been kissed like that in a long time.

I heard someone scream.

I just told him that if he bothers you again,

I knew it from the moment I met you that you were the one.

I know all about you.

I know he did.

I know I said I wouldn't do this, but here I am.

I know that!

I know you were abandoned by your mother at age two.

I know, but I bought you a present before we broke up.

I looked over and it looked like you needed a little help.

I love it.

I love you more than I've ever loved anyone.

I love you, Leah.

I love you, too.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you. I love you, Leah.

I mean, I was starting to think she was lying.

I mean, maybe in a magazine, or at a car show, once.

I need a couple of units, Code Three, at 12177 Lockhaven Road.

I need evidence or we'll never get him.

I need to get my phone.

I said, why are you still standing here?

I swear.

I think I jump into things sometimes.

I think I should go.

I think maybe you should go.

I think maybe you should go.

I think you better be careful, Mr. Duncan.

I think you should go away for a little while.

I thought a lot about what you said that night,

I told him, and he said he would look into it.

I typically advise people in your situation

I understand he's in this office.

I wanna see you again.

I want a husband

I want him just as bad as you do, believe me.

I want three reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink.

I want to propose to you when I'm ready to propose.

I want to report an intruder.

I want you to call and change my home and cell numbers.

I want you to know that I've been thinking about you.

I want you to tell me what happened to David King.

I want you to try me.

I was young and playing hard to get,

I... I guess we just wanted different things.

I'd just given it to him.

I'd love to see you.

I'd say

I'll have Forensics look at the watch and the key.

I'm 36 years old.

I'm about to make a fool out of myself.

I'm adopted, actually.

I'm buying your coffee.

I'm dated out!

I'm doing everything I can within the law.

I'm fine.

I'm gonna hop in the shower.

I'm here to see Detective Hansen.

I'm just gonna go over there and talk to him, man to man.

I'm just... I'm just not ready.

I'm Leah Vaughn, her neighbor. Is she all right?

I'm never gonna take this off.

I'm no detective, but it seems to me that

I'm not gonna let him mess with you.

I'm not gonna let him run me off.

I'm not in right now. Leave a message and I'll...

I'm not one of your campaigns where some goddamn poll numbers don't add up.

I'm not sure.

I'm not.

I'm serious.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm waiting for someone.

I'm waiting up, so call me, okay?

I've been dating my whole life.

I've been going out of my mind with the thought that I could lose you

I've been known to get my way.

I've been really busy.

I've changed my cell number. I've dodged his calls.

I've changed my whole routine.

I've got witnesses to prove it, including Miss Vaughn herself.

I've missed you.

I've never done anything like that before.

I've never seen anyone do that.

I've never seen anything like that, ever.

I've never seen one in such good condition before.

I've really given this a lot of thought, and

Iced latte.

If a perpetrator continues to threaten your safety,

If he calls you, texts you, follows you, write it down.

If only you meant that.

If we catch him in the act, it makes our job a whole lot easier.

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In fact, if anyone should be complaining

In the meantime, I'm digging more,

In...

Is critical if we want to catch him.

Is everything okay over there?

Is none of my business.

Is she the next victim?

It holds seven rounds, or bullets.

It is beautiful, babe.

It must have killed you to see her with him.

It shouldn't be.

It was a 12 gauge Remington.

It was just Rusty. He startled me, that's all.

It was my birthday three months ago.

It'll be that simple.

It's 2015, and I'm an I.T. expert.

It's a public place, Detective.

It's a public place, man.

It's a threat.

It's after midnight, and, uh, you're not home yet.

It's all right.

It's beautiful.

It's better to catch these things early, right?

It's Dave.

It's just across the street.

It's just business. You understand, right?

It's just...

It's kind of special, because it's also my dad's birthday.

It's late!

It's me.

It's not even funny.

It's not gonna happen, is it?

It's okay.

It's so nice to meet you, Carter.

It's time for my coffee break.

Jesus!

Joe, he can't even stand the sight of his ex.

Just close the door, please.

Just for talking to me.

Just give me a call.

Just have to see how this plays out

Just jump right in with the personal questions.

Just listen to what he has to say.

Just pick it up tomorrow. Go home to your boyfriend.

Karen and I have been together now for, wait for it...

Karen gave me your new number

Karen, I adore you.

KAREN: Maybe you're in the clear.

KAREN: Oh, is that right?

KAREN: Okay, mister, it is way past your bedtime.

KAREN: What are his friends like?

KAREN: Why not?

Keep your money, Carter. I don't need you to buy me anything.

Leah wanted me to wait for her here.

Leah, I'm not trying to scare you.

Leah, I'm sorry.

LEAH: Don't forget about tonight, sleepyhead.

LEAH: Happy birthday, honey.

LEAH: Have I ever let you down?

LEAH: I did.

LEAH: I don't know what else to do.

LEAH: I don't know.

LEAH: I have no idea. It's my boyfriend's car.

LEAH: I know he did this.

LEAH: It was like a switch went off.

LEAH: Just take a message, please, Rachel.

LEAH: So...

LEAH: Think Daddy likes him?

LEAH: Tom, I've got this.

Leah!

Leah.

Leah.

Leah.

Leah.

Leah. Leah, wait! Just wait. Just wait.

Leave a message and I'll Call you back.

Leave me alone.

Let me put it on you.

Let me tell you something, man.

Let me tell you what I think.

Life is like a coin.

Like I wasn't good enough.

Listen, I have to, uh, run to the...

Listen, let me handle this. Okay?

Listen, you think I can see you?

Look at her.

Look, we'll get through it together.

Looks like I lied.

Looks like she took a fall down the basement stairs.

Looks like she took a fall down the basement stairs.

Looks like you're the first to arrive. Would you like to wait at the bar?

Ma'am, are you okay? Can I help you?

MAN: Thanks again for making the drive.

MART OWNER: I called the cops!

Maybe I should talk to Robert.

Maybe I want to leave it as one of those fantastic memories.

Maybe you can talk to one of them.

Maybe your parents?

Maybe.

Miss Vaughn, it's not a crime to be in a public place,

Mmm hmm.

Mmm, probably likes him as much as he can like any guy

Mmm.

Mmm. I love you, babe.

Mmm. Well then, we better get out of here quickly.

MR. FORSYTHE: Uh, in regard to?

MR. KESLOW: From the looks of it, it all seems very impressive.

MRS. McCARTHY: What are you doing?

Mrs. McCarthy! You startled me.

Murderer.

My account? What?

My grandfather had a saying.

My parents were great,

Nervous?

Never mind. You know, I was keeping an eye out for her.

No man in your life?

No pressure.

No, but I know he's capable of violence.

No, it's okay. I got it.

No, it's, it's fine.

No, no, no, please.

No, no. I never said that I didn't want that.

No!

No.

No.

No. A coyote didn't get him.

No. No.

No' I got it.

Not anymore.

Not because you feel the need for me to do it right here, right now, at this moment.

Not unless we can prove it.

Nothing will stop him, not even restraining orders or the police.

Now take your little hussy self back into that hallway

Now, come on. You know my parents.

Now, it gets a little hot in here,

Now, please?

Now, we've already been through this, babe.

Now!

Now.

Of course it's not personal.

Oh, and he's very charming.

Oh, I don't, but we both know you do.

Oh, I think I just made the boyfriend hall of fame.

Oh, I'm not anymore.

Oh, I'm sorry. I... I didn't know.

Oh, my God! (STAMMERS) Is he okay?

Oh, my God.

Oh, okay.

Oh, she's an emancipated woman.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, this is Carter, my boyfriend.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you don't know me now?

Oh.

Oh.

Okay, put him through.

Okay, see you tomorrow.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Can I get a little respect, here?

Okay. Good night.

Okay. That'll be $2.75.

Okay. Well, if you ever need anything, just...

Or buy a girl a cup of coffee,

Or do you want to talk about something else?

Or if there's even a microscopic trace of Dave's blood on it,

Or the reputation of this company.

Or to the reputation of this firm.

Or, sadly, to call someone a hundred times a day.

Permanently.

Personal.

Pitcher.

Plans?

Please don't, Dave.

Please, God!

Please.

Pleasure to meet you.

Possibly murder.

Probably remembering the sex right now.

Put the gun down.

RACHEL: Mr. Duncan, she is not here.

Really?

Robert Adams.

ROGER: (YELLING) What a...

ROGER: Thank you for this magnificent meal you have provided us

ROGER: Thank you, darling.

ROGER: There she is! My girl!

Rusty!

Rusty?

Rusty.

Rusty.

Rusty.

Say good night to everybody.

See you later.

She doesn't want anything to do with you, okay?

She told me you guys broke up.

She will get the messages when she gets in.

She's lying.

SHERIFF: I have something to deliver to him.

Shh.

Shit!

Shit.

Shit.

Shouldn't be so hard.

Slut.

So he loaded the first two shells with bean bag rounds

So we can just talk in person?

So what am I supposed to do? Just put up with it?

So you're gonna wanna open up these windows.

So, he loaded the first two shells with bean bags

So, how did you come to appreciate mothers like that?

So, I knew this guy.

So, is this okay?

So, maybe it's time you take the hint

So, please.

So, technically, they're classified as non lethal rounds.

So, what are you saying?

So, what are you waiting for?

So, why waste time looking for them?

So, you can't protect me?

So, you violated that order by being in that restaurant last night.

So...

Someone broke into his house while he was sleeping.

Something funny?

Something stupid?

Son, you can call me Roger.

Sorry, it's a really long drive.

Sorry.

Stay right there, or I swear to God I'll start screaming.

Stop it!

Take one more step and you're gonna feel lost.

Tell him I'll call him back in five minutes.

Tell me about what you do.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks.

That email went out this morning from your account.

That email went to Senator Wharton, too. You know that, right?

That guy I told you about. Carter.

That I never want to lose you.

That the report?

That was way, way more than something stupid.

That won't think twice about asking us to represent them.

That's $3.25.

That's bullshit!

That's grounds for filing a restraining order against him.

That's two within the last year, okay?

The crime of stalking is difficult to prosecute.

The email is untraceable.

The one that I want to be the mother of my children.

The proposed legislation isn't done

Then give them back to their parents to take them home.

Then we've got him on breaking and entering.

Then, maybe it was a one time thing.

There was something in his eyes.

There you go.

These are gorgeous.

They didn't care enough about me to keep me.

They don't Think we have the votes.

They want us to sleep apart.

This is a relationship.

This is a relationship.

This is a temporary restraining order issued by the LA County Sheriff's office.

This is bullshit.

This is Hansen.

This is Justine's old room, Leah's sister.

This is Mrs. McCarthy.

This is perfect. Thank you.

This is the part of the movie where you kidnap me and sell my organs?

This is what happens in 95% of the cases.

This is your parents house, okay?

This took familiar?

This will help give your claim credibility.

Three reasons.

To avoid all contact with Leah Vaughn.

To keep a record of every incident of harassment.

To the future.

Tom, I... I can fix this.

TOM: Well, I wasn't until Alan called me at 6:00 A.M. this morning.

Touching her,

Try me, okay?

Two weeks ago, you were sewed a court order

Uh, Leah, let's not have this discussion.

Uh, Mrs. Vaughn, the pleasure is all mine.

Uh, yeah.

Um...

Um...

VOICEMAIL: Hi, you've reached Leah Vaughn.

VOICEMAIL: Hi, you've reached Leah Vaughn. I'm not in right now.

Wait a minute. I said wait!

Walk away.

We broke up a few weeks ago.

We can seek a restraining order,

We did find out this.

We found no surveillance equipment, and there's still no sign of him, sir.

We need to get the... (SIGHS)

We need to prove a pattern of prolonged harassment by the individual.

We need to talk. What?

We need to, we need to move on.

We saw a no hitter!

We thank you, too, Lord,

We were dating.

We were just about to leave.

We're going to have to suspend you.

We're just here for work drinks.

We're talking because maybe this ends badly.

We've been dating for almost two years.

Well, have you ever felt threatened by him before?

Well, here's one reason.

Well, I haven't heard from you.

Well, I, I guess I should be flattered.

Well, it's just that I got these two tickets to the Giants game, tomorrow.

Well, then, I guess you won't mind parking it here tomorrow

Well, we also agreed that we weren't gonna talk about this anymore, remember?

Well, when her dinner companion came to me,

Were there charges brought?

Weren't you?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing out here?

What are you doing, man?

What are you gonna do?

What did you go and do to my Daddy?

What did you have in mind?

What do you say, Mr. Vaughn?

What do you think?

What happened to just one night?

What happened?

What happened?

What if I were to tell you we had your prints on this watch,

What kind of game are you playing with me?

What the hell is that?

What they used to call psychopathic behavior.

What was his real name again?

What would you do?

What?

What?

What?

What's going on here?

What's that?

What's up? You good?

When I looked over at you being so good with that little boy, it just...

When I was alerted to her presence, I immediately left the premises.

When she didn't return any of her calls.

When they split, it was a relief for everybody.

When was the last time you saw her?

When was the last time you talked to her about it?

Where is he? Don't tell me he's not coming.

Where's my beautiful woman?

Which will prohibit him from coming near you.

Who has shown us kindness

Who knows? He might be the perfect guy.

Who was here first?

Who's to say he won't snap like that again?

Why can't you just arrest him?

Why don't you come on back to bed?

Why?

Will it pass the committee?

With our new friend, Carter,

WOMAN: Excuse me?

Wow.

Yeah, I know, Leah.

Yeah, I'm on it.

Yeah, maybe I should.

Yeah, maybe three times is a charm.

Yeah, me too.

Yeah, sorry. We need to get the committee chair on the...

Yeah, well, that piece of paper says you're not to come within 50 yards of her.

Yeah!

Yeah? What position?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes, and it's been a wonderful two years.

Yes, we do.

You are incredible, you know that?

You are legally prohibited from contacting Miss Leah Vaughn.

You are the one I want to spend the rest of my life with.

You asked me what I would do.

You better go.

You can arrest him for breaking and entering.

You can spend it on anything you want, but you can only spend it once.

You can't just show up here. This is my workplace.

You don't know anything anymore?

You don't know what you're missing.

You don't know what you're missing.

You even look at her again,

You got it?

You got it.

You got proof?

You got to be kidding me.

You gotta call us back. Please.