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Vacation (1983) "Vacation" is a lively and entertaining song released in 1983 by the American rock band, The Go-Go's. The

Vacation (1983)

"Vacation" is a lively and entertaining song released in 1983 by the American rock band, The Go-Go's. The band members include Belinda Carlisle, Charlotte Caffey, Jane Wiedlin, Kathy Valentine, and Gina Schock. With its infectious mix of pop and new wave influences, this chart-topping hit has become an iconic summer anthem. To relive the vibrant sounds and energy of "Vacation," you can easily play and download it here, transporting yourself to the carefree days of 80s pop music. Enjoy the rhythmic escapade!
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A gift.
A gift.
A guy taught me something really neat, last year.
A guy taught me something really neat, last year.
A lot of them?
A lot of them?
A mockingbird
A mockingbird
A patrol car will be by any minute.
A patrol car will be by any minute.
A penny saved... Pennies from heaven...
A penny saved... Pennies from heaven...
A thousand bottles of beer on the wall
A thousand bottles of beer on the wall
About $52,000.
About $52,000.
Admit this good and decent woman into Thine arms and the flock...
Admit this good and decent woman into Thine arms and the flock...
All he'd have to do is look for the buzzards.
All he'd have to do is look for the buzzards.
All I know is I'm trying to treat my family to a little fun!
All I know is I'm trying to treat my family to a little fun!
All I know is the man was a saint with children...
All I know is the man was a saint with children...
All my credit cards are in it.
All my credit cards are in it.
All right, but if you're not back in an hour...
All right, but if you're not back in an hour...
All right, that's enough, Russ.
All right, that's enough, Russ.
All right! That's more like it!
All right! That's more like it!
All right. That'll be $37.
All right. That'll be $37.
Amen! Let's go!
Amen! Let's go!
An air bag!
An air bag!
And Catherine and Eddie are expecting us.
And Catherine and Eddie are expecting us.
And everything has cost twice as much as you figured out.
And everything has cost twice as much as you figured out.
And he, he shouldn't even have a license to drive an automobile.
And he, he shouldn't even have a license to drive an automobile.
And I can get you the wagon, there's no problem there.
And I can get you the wagon, there's no problem there.
And I French kiss.
And I French kiss.
And I thought I'd get a swim and loosen up the muscles.
And I thought I'd get a swim and loosen up the muscles.
And I thought it was the best thing ever.
And I thought it was the best thing ever.
And I use them a lot!
And I use them a lot!
And I won't hurt my pride
And I won't hurt my pride
And I'll admit I cried sometimes
And I'll admit I cried sometimes
And I'll admit I cried sometimes
And I'll admit I cried sometimes
And I'm going to prove it.
And I'm going to prove it.
And I'm sort of stuck between a rock and a hard place.
And I'm sort of stuck between a rock and a hard place.
And if that diamond ring don't shine
And if that diamond ring don't shine
And if that mockingbird don't sing
And if that mockingbird don't sing
And Moab he laideth down behind the land of the Canaanites.
And Moab he laideth down behind the land of the Canaanites.
And my airline.
And my airline.
And that's why I keep on singin'
And that's why I keep on singin'
And then what?
And then what?
And there's Walley World!
And there's Walley World!
And this is Eddie Junior and Junior.
And this is Eddie Junior and Junior.
And we're on our own vacation.
And we're on our own vacation.
And we've still got plenty of cash, okay?
And we've still got plenty of cash, okay?
And you came back again
And you came back again
And you came back again
And you came back again
And you came back again
And you came back again
And, at the end of the day, when the lot's all full...
And, at the end of the day, when the lot's all full...
And, yea, though the Hindus speak of karma...
And, yea, though the Hindus speak of karma...
Anyway Mr. Wally, I went on all the rides...
Anyway Mr. Wally, I went on all the rides...
Anywhere in the world.
Anywhere in the world.
Are you all right, Clark?
Are you all right, Clark?
Are you all right?
Are you all right?
Are you blushing?
Are you blushing?
Are you mad?
Are you mad?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Are you serious? Is this really our car, Dad?
Are you serious? Is this really our car, Dad?
Are you waiting for someone?
Are you waiting for someone?
Aren't the woods beautiful?
Aren't the woods beautiful?
As a matter of fact, I could've been in the Olympics.
As a matter of fact, I could've been in the Olympics.
As long as you don't tie me to the rear bumper.
As long as you don't tie me to the rear bumper.
At first, I didn't want to take this vacation.
At first, I didn't want to take this vacation.
At the sporting goods store.
At the sporting goods store.
Audrey, eat with you mouth closed!
Audrey, eat with you mouth closed!
Audrey, gather up all the clothes, and put them in a pile.
Audrey, gather up all the clothes, and put them in a pile.
Audrey, how much baby sitting money do you have?
Audrey, how much baby sitting money do you have?
Audrey, wake Aunt Edna. It's time for her to eat and take her pill.
Audrey, wake Aunt Edna. It's time for her to eat and take her pill.
Audrey, you remember?
Audrey, you remember?
Audrey, you're next.
Audrey, you're next.
Audrey!
Audrey!
Audrey?
Audrey?
Audrey.
Audrey.
Aunt Edna!
Aunt Edna!
Aunt Edna! After all these years! And you look so good!
Aunt Edna! After all these years! And you look so good!
Aunt Edna? Is she still alive?
Aunt Edna? Is she still alive?
Auntie?
Auntie?
B: We'll never find it when we don't know where it fell off.
B: We'll never find it when we don't know where it fell off.
Basically, be yourself?
Basically, be yourself?
Be quiet, Russ.
Be quiet, Russ.
Be quiet!
Be quiet!
Beats the heck out of me.
Beats the heck out of me.
Because getting there is half the fun! You know that!
Because getting there is half the fun! You know that!
Because we're the Griswolds!
Because we're the Griswolds!
Because, that's why.
Because, that's why.
Believe me, we're taking the whole tribe across country.
Believe me, we're taking the whole tribe across country.
Besides, I got a great deal on this one.
Besides, I got a great deal on this one.
Bite him back!
Bite him back!
Boy, I sure am bushed!
Boy, I sure am bushed!
Boy, she's a beaut! I like those green walls.
Boy, she's a beaut! I like those green walls.
But Audrey is eating candy and smiling at me with her mouth open!
But Audrey is eating candy and smiling at me with her mouth open!
But don't worry about her. She whistles like a bird and eats like a horse.
But don't worry about her. She whistles like a bird and eats like a horse.
But it is a shame.
But it is a shame.
But then you called my name
But then you called my name
But then you called my name
But then you called my name
But then you called my name
But then you called my name
But we're so far away, Clark.
But we're so far away, Clark.
But when I asked my kids...
But when I asked my kids...
But when you really need one, you end up walking your ass off.
But when you really need one, you end up walking your ass off.
But with each new day there's new hope.
But with each new day there's new hope.
But you don't call
But you don't call
But, if you would rather visit your cousins...
But, if you would rather visit your cousins...
But, the important thing, Roy, is that...
But, the important thing, Roy, is that...
By the phone at night
By the phone at night
Call me Mister Blue
Call me Mister Blue
Can I do your back, honey?
Can I do your back, honey?
Can I do your front?
Can I do your front?
Catherine told us to follow 50.
Catherine told us to follow 50.
Catherine?
Catherine?
Cause you were out of my life
Cause you were out of my life
Cause you were out of my life
Cause you were out of my life
Clark and Ellen don't want to hear about problems.
Clark and Ellen don't want to hear about problems.
Clark Griswold. I'm trading my wife's old car in.
Clark Griswold. I'm trading my wife's old car in.
Clark W. Griswold.
Clark W. Griswold.
Clark W. Griswold. Do you want my address?
Clark W. Griswold. Do you want my address?
Clark, I need my vanity case.
Clark, I need my vanity case.
Clark, I think this is the wrong exit.
Clark, I think this is the wrong exit.
Clark, I think we're lost.
Clark, I think we're lost.
Clark, is that the right car?
Clark, is that the right car?
Clark, this is a serious matter! I'll do it myself!
Clark, this is a serious matter! I'll do it myself!
Clark, watch your language!
Clark, watch your language!
Clark, will you listen to me?
Clark, will you listen to me?
Clark, you're scaring me!
Clark, you're scaring me!
Clark!
Clark!
Clark!
Clark!
Clark!
Clark!
Clark!
Clark!
Clark! Dinky needs a long walk and a bath.
Clark! Dinky needs a long walk and a bath.
Clark! That's not nice!
Clark! That's not nice!
Clark! What are you doing?
Clark! What are you doing?
Clark?
Clark?
Clark?
Clark?
Clark?
Clark?
Clark? Under the circumstances, I would rather we just go home.
Clark? Under the circumstances, I would rather we just go home.
Clark? We have to at least say something.
Clark? We have to at least say something.
Clark? What are you doing?
Clark? What are you doing?
Clark.
Clark.
Clark.
Clark.
Clark...?
Clark...?
Cold!
Cold!
Come a little closer
Come a little closer
Come a little closer
Come a little closer
Come and meet your cousins! Look how they've grown!
Come and meet your cousins! Look how they've grown!
Come in the house, Ellen. I've so much to tell you.
Come in the house, Ellen. I've so much to tell you.
Come on, Audrey. Isn't this fun, honey?
Come on, Audrey. Isn't this fun, honey?
Come on, get in there. Let's go, huh, kids?
Come on, get in there. Let's go, huh, kids?
Come on, honey, look at the mountains, breathe the air!
Come on, honey, look at the mountains, breathe the air!
Come on, kids.
Come on, kids.
Come on, Mom. It'd be real easy for Cousin Normie to find her.
Come on, Mom. It'd be real easy for Cousin Normie to find her.
Come on, Russ. Shut it off.
Come on, Russ. Shut it off.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on! Come on!
Come on. Come on! Come on!
Come on. How much?
Come on. How much?
Come on...
Come on...
Comfortable?
Comfortable?
Comin' for to carry me home
Comin' for to carry me home
Comin' for to carry me home
Comin' for to carry me home
Could you, maybe, spare a little extra cash?
Could you, maybe, spare a little extra cash?
Cut it out!
Cut it out!
Cut it out. You don't even know how to inhale.
Cut it out. You don't even know how to inhale.
Dad wasn't speeding.
Dad wasn't speeding.
Dad, can we go up on it?
Dad, can we go up on it?
Dad, do you want an aspirin or something?
Dad, do you want an aspirin or something?
Dad, he bites!
Dad, he bites!
Dad, I forgot. Why aren't we flying?
Dad, I forgot. Why aren't we flying?
Dad, I haven't seen a car for an hour!
Dad, I haven't seen a car for an hour!
Dad, is that made up? It sounds made up!
Dad, is that made up? It sounds made up!
Dad, look behind you.
Dad, look behind you.
Dad, this is not the car you ordered!
Dad, this is not the car you ordered!
Dad, you must've jumped the car about 50 yards!
Dad, you must've jumped the car about 50 yards!
Daddy's back!
Daddy's back!
Davenport!
Davenport!
Davenport!
Davenport!
Did I put the timers on the living room lights?
Did I put the timers on the living room lights?
Did you ever drive them across country?
Did you ever drive them across country?
Did you hear now...
Did you hear now...
Did you tell Clark and Ellen the good news.
Did you tell Clark and Ellen the good news.
Did you walk him?
Did you walk him?
Didn't it look real when I fell down?
Didn't it look real when I fell down?
Didn't it look real?
Didn't it look real?
Disgusting!
Disgusting!
Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes, Claud?
Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes, Claud?
Do you have any children, Mr. Walley?
Do you have any children, Mr. Walley?
Do you have Asteroids?
Do you have Asteroids?
Do you have Pac Man?
Do you have Pac Man?
Do you know what I want to do?
Do you know what I want to do?
Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?
Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?
Do you like that girl?
Do you like that girl?
Do you see that, kids?
Do you see that, kids?
Do you see where it say Rib Tips?
Do you see where it say Rib Tips?
Do you want me to strap her to the hood? What's the difference? She'll be fine.
Do you want me to strap her to the hood? What's the difference? She'll be fine.
Do you want to put your head in my lap?
Do you want to put your head in my lap?
Do you want to see the trip plan?
Do you want to see the trip plan?
Dodge City was enough for today.
Dodge City was enough for today.
Does anyone know about it?
Does anyone know about it?
Doesn't he owe us, huh?
Doesn't he owe us, huh?
Doesn't seem that fast, honey?
Doesn't seem that fast, honey?
Dog killer!
Dog killer!
Don't be scared!
Don't be scared!
Don't be silly.
Don't be silly.
Don't drink yet!
Don't drink yet!
Don't forget the mail...
Don't forget the mail...
Don't get too much sun, now.
Don't get too much sun, now.
Don't just blurt it out about Edna dying!
Don't just blurt it out about Edna dying!
Don't let your mother smell that beer on your breath.
Don't let your mother smell that beer on your breath.
Don't say anything you'll regret, Ellen!
Don't say anything you'll regret, Ellen!
Don't shoot!
Don't shoot!
Don't touch!
Don't touch!
Don't try me. I could put your eye out with this.
Don't try me. I could put your eye out with this.
Don't you kids knock anymore?
Don't you kids knock anymore?
Don't you trust me?
Don't you trust me?
Don't you want to look at the Grand Canyon?
Don't you want to look at the Grand Canyon?
Down! Go!
Down! Go!
Drive careful now, Clark!
Drive careful now, Clark!
Ease our suffering in this, our moment of great despair!
Ease our suffering in this, our moment of great despair!
Easy kids! Stop it!
Easy kids! Stop it!
Ed, I'm not your ordinary, everyday fool. Okay?
Ed, I'm not your ordinary, everyday fool. Okay?
Ed, this is not the car I ordered.
Ed, this is not the car I ordered.
Eddie says after the baby comes, I can quit one of my night jobs.
Eddie says after the baby comes, I can quit one of my night jobs.
Eddie, you look terrific.
Eddie, you look terrific.
Eddie, you shouldn't have.
Eddie, you shouldn't have.
Edna, how much do you have?
Edna, how much do you have?
Edna, this is your tent.
Edna, this is your tent.
Either way, it doesn't matter.
Either way, it doesn't matter.
Ellen, get me out of here!
Ellen, get me out of here!
Ellen, please, let me do the driving.
Ellen, please, let me do the driving.
Ellen!
Ellen!
Ellen?
Ellen?
Ellen?
Ellen?
Everybody into the car, the boat leaves in two minutes.
Everybody into the car, the boat leaves in two minutes.
Everyone knows.
Everyone knows.
Everything isn't like home.
Everything isn't like home.
Everything's under control, sir. They are terrorists!
Everything's under control, sir. They are terrorists!
Excellent! They have a pool!
Excellent! They have a pool!
Except for Aunt Edna.
Except for Aunt Edna.
Except for your diaphragm.
Except for your diaphragm.
Excuse me... man.
Excuse me... man.
Exhilarating!
Exhilarating!
Explain this, you son of a bitch.
Explain this, you son of a bitch.
Fancy seeing you here.
Fancy seeing you here.
Fifty yards.
Fifty yards.
Find a bush, Audrey!
Find a bush, Audrey!
Five dollars.
Five dollars.
Five dollars.
Five dollars.
For what amount?
For what amount?
For your information, Rusty slept in his underpants last night!
For your information, Rusty slept in his underpants last night!
Forget it, officer. I'm not going to press any charges.
Forget it, officer. I'm not going to press any charges.
Four bottles of beer
Four bottles of beer
Fuck your mama!
Fuck your mama!
Fucking right, he owes us!
Fucking right, he owes us!
Get in the car. I'm just fixing the license plate.
Get in the car. I'm just fixing the license plate.
Get Mr. Griswold's car back! Bring it back here!
Get Mr. Griswold's car back! Bring it back here!
Get off!
Get off!
Get out of the car!
Get out of the car!
Get out those sandwiches I got at the gas station.
Get out those sandwiches I got at the gas station.
Give me five, partner!
Give me five, partner!
Go back to bed now.
Go back to bed now.
Go back to bed.
Go back to bed.
Go on and open it.
Go on and open it.
Goddamn it, anyway!
Goddamn it, anyway!
Going to take a ride to the West Coast, kids
Going to take a ride to the West Coast, kids
Going to take a ride to the West Coast, kids
Going to take a ride to the West Coast, kids
Going to take a ride to the West Coast, kids
Going to take a ride to the West Coast, kids
Good boy.
Good boy.
Good bye, baby!
Good bye, baby!
Good bye!
Good bye!
Good morning, Edna.
Good morning, Edna.
Good shot, Audrey.
Good shot, Audrey.
Good talk, son.
Good talk, son.
Good to see you, Mr. Griswold!
Good to see you, Mr. Griswold!
Good! Come on, get in the car.
Good! Come on, get in the car.
Goodie, goodie, goodie! The Loop D Loop!
Goodie, goodie, goodie! The Loop D Loop!
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
Great, let's go.
Great, let's go.
Great. I'll make some space for him in the back.
Great. I'll make some space for him in the back.
Guess what, honey? This person here was...
Guess what, honey? This person here was...
Hands behind your heads!
Hands behind your heads!
Has your father ever killed anyone before?
Has your father ever killed anyone before?
Have a nice day.
Have a nice day.
Have you been going through her private property?
Have you been going through her private property?
Have you ever bopped your bologna?
Have you ever bopped your bologna?
Have you had enough yet, sir?
Have you had enough yet, sir?
Have you heard?
Have you heard?
Have you lost your mind? Where did you get that?
Have you lost your mind? Where did you get that?
Having a nice little family vacation?
Having a nice little family vacation?
Hawaii?
Hawaii?
He can't even sit on the toilet some days.
He can't even sit on the toilet some days.
He had the shits, so he slept in the barn.
He had the shits, so he slept in the barn.
He humiliated me!
He humiliated me!
He kidnapped me, Mr. Wally, but I gotta tell you...
He kidnapped me, Mr. Wally, but I gotta tell you...
He owes the Griswolds, right?!
He owes the Griswolds, right?!
He owes us!
He owes us!
He probably kept up with you for a mile or so.
He probably kept up with you for a mile or so.
He should be behind bars!
He should be behind bars!
He sure as hell can't take a hint!
He sure as hell can't take a hint!
He took a big one on Aunt Edna's blanket.
He took a big one on Aunt Edna's blanket.
He treated me like a dog!
He treated me like a dog!
He was speeding, Rusty!
He was speeding, Rusty!
He watches Family Feud.
He watches Family Feud.
He'll make sure you get where you're going.
He'll make sure you get where you're going.
He's always been a jag off.
He's always been a jag off.
He's Aunt Edna's dog, Dinky.
He's Aunt Edna's dog, Dinky.
He's gonna buy me a diamond ring
He's gonna buy me a diamond ring
He's gonna buy me...
He's gonna buy me...
He's surely gonna break this heart of mine
He's surely gonna break this heart of mine
Hell! Then we'll drive her to Cousin Normie's.
Hell! Then we'll drive her to Cousin Normie's.
Hello, officer, what's the problem?
Hello, officer, what's the problem?
Help!
Help!
Helper's getting cold.
Helper's getting cold.
Her hand touched me! She's stiff already!
Her hand touched me! She's stiff already!
Here he is, Uncle Clark, all walked and everything.
Here he is, Uncle Clark, all walked and everything.
Here in the night, here in the night
Here in the night, here in the night
Here in the night, together
Here in the night, together
Here we go! There's us.
Here we go! There's us.
Here. Have a good trip.
Here. Have a good trip.
Here's to a very relaxing vacation.
Here's to a very relaxing vacation.
Hey, excuse me holmes?
Hey, excuse me holmes?
Hey, knucklehead! Set us up with four red eyes, will you?
Hey, knucklehead! Set us up with four red eyes, will you?
Hey, tenderfoot! Move your chicken wings, turkey!
Hey, tenderfoot! Move your chicken wings, turkey!
Hey, underpants!
Hey, underpants!
Hey, yellow belly! I'm talking to you!
Hey, yellow belly! I'm talking to you!
Hey! You can't prove that, Rusty.
Hey! You can't prove that, Rusty.
Hi there, Ed!
Hi there, Ed!
Hi, Edna! Nice to see you again!
Hi, Edna! Nice to see you again!
Hi, honey.
Hi, honey.
Hi, honey.
Hi, honey.
Hi. We're big fans of yours. We watch your show all the time.
Hi. We're big fans of yours. We watch your show all the time.
Holiday Road
Holiday Road
Holiday Road
Holiday Road
Holiday Road
Holiday Road
Holiday Road!
Holiday Road!
Holiday Road!
Holiday Road!
Holiday Road!
Holiday Road!
Holiday Road!
Holiday Road!
Holiday Road!
Holiday Road!
Holiday Road!
Holiday Road!
Holiday Road!
Holiday Road!
Holiday Road!
Holiday Road!
Holiday Road!
Holiday Road!
Holiday Road!
Holiday Road!
Honey, come on in! We're going to do Day One!
Honey, come on in! We're going to do Day One!
Honey, I'm not an ordained minister! I'm doing my best, okay?
Honey, I'm not an ordained minister! I'm doing my best, okay?
Honey, it's only a few hours to Phoenix! Let her be, she's fine!
Honey, it's only a few hours to Phoenix! Let her be, she's fine!
Honey, number one: I've already called the bank and reported the loss.
Honey, number one: I've already called the bank and reported the loss.
Honey, there's nothing in that luggage that can't be replaced.
Honey, there's nothing in that luggage that can't be replaced.
Honey, will you check the mileage, please?
Honey, will you check the mileage, please?
Honey, you don't have to prove anything to me.
Honey, you don't have to prove anything to me.
Honey?
Honey?
Honey?
Honey?
Honey?!
Honey?!
Hot! Hot!
Hot! Hot!
How about if I ask him to play a guessing game?
How about if I ask him to play a guessing game?
How about The Walley World National Anthem?
How about The Walley World National Anthem?
How are you doing? Rubin right?
How are you doing? Rubin right?
How are you, little fellow?
How are you, little fellow?
How can he do this to Mom? They'll probably get a divorce.
How can he do this to Mom? They'll probably get a divorce.
How come?
How come?
How cool...
How cool...
How could I like a girl like that?
How could I like a girl like that?
How do you like yours, Clark?
How do you like yours, Clark?
How do you think that little dog feels?
How do you think that little dog feels?
How do you use a magazine?
How do you use a magazine?
How many are there?
How many are there?
How much do you have?
How much do you have?
How much do you have?
How much do you have?
How much is it?
How much is it?
How much money do you need?
How much money do you need?
How much?
How much?
How old are you, little one.
How old are you, little one.
How would you know? Unless you went in my purse, you rotten sneak.
How would you know? Unless you went in my purse, you rotten sneak.
How's the water?
How's the water?
Howdy, city slickers!
Howdy, city slickers!
I agree.
I agree.
I am so humiliated.
I am so humiliated.
I am trying to concentrate on the road!
I am trying to concentrate on the road!
I bet you could use a cool one?
I bet you could use a cool one?
I better get moving if I want to get us out of here by dark.
I better get moving if I want to get us out of here by dark.
I better have a talk with him.
I better have a talk with him.
I called to get the grass cut.
I called to get the grass cut.
I can't believe it's been so long!
I can't believe it's been so long!
I can't believe this.
I can't believe this.
I can't do that, sir.
I can't do that, sir.
I can't wait to see the look on Clark's face when he hears that.
I can't wait to see the look on Clark's face when he hears that.
I didn't mean any harm.
I didn't mean any harm.
I didn't mean any harm.
I didn't mean any harm.
I didn't see any.
I didn't see any.
I didn't see this person, so...
I didn't see this person, so...
I distinctly ordered the Antarctic Blue, Super Sportswagon...
I distinctly ordered the Antarctic Blue, Super Sportswagon...
I don't give a frog's fat ass who went through what.
I don't give a frog's fat ass who went through what.
I don't have time to play around.
I don't have time to play around.
I don't know why they call this Hamburger Helper!
I don't know why they call this Hamburger Helper!
I don't know why, we're making good time.
I don't know why, we're making good time.
I don't know, sir.
I don't know, sir.
I don't know. But when this is all over...
I don't know. But when this is all over...
I don't remember.
I don't remember.
I don't think I was speeding. Was I weaving or something?
I don't think I was speeding. Was I weaving or something?
I don't think there's enough room for two in this sleeping bag.
I don't think there's enough room for two in this sleeping bag.
I don't think you'll find the Grand Canyon on this road.
I don't think you'll find the Grand Canyon on this road.
I don't want to be in the car anymore. I want to go home!
I don't want to be in the car anymore. I want to go home!
I don't want to drive it. I just want my old car back, okay?
I don't want to drive it. I just want my old car back, okay?
I don't want to go to Walley World!
I don't want to go to Walley World!
I feel so inspired
I feel so inspired
I feel so inspired
I feel so inspired
I feel so inspired
I feel so inspired
I found out long ago
I found out long ago
I found out long ago
I found out long ago
I found out long ago
I found out long ago
I got angry because you were right and I knew it.
I got angry because you were right and I knew it.
I got it! Here, hold on to these.
I got it! Here, hold on to these.
I guess I can buy that, sir.
I guess I can buy that, sir.
I guess I missed a lot.
I guess I missed a lot.
I guess I went a little haywire.
I guess I went a little haywire.
I guess there's not much more that can happen to us.
I guess there's not much more that can happen to us.
I guess we are 11, right?
I guess we are 11, right?
I guess we better be going.
I guess we better be going.
I guess when you get older you get these feelings...
I guess when you get older you get these feelings...
I had a bad experience on this ride once before.
I had a bad experience on this ride once before.
I had a dog like that when I was a kid.
I had a dog like that when I was a kid.
I had to sit next to Aunt Edna last time. She smells like mothballs!
I had to sit next to Aunt Edna last time. She smells like mothballs!
I have $6.13 to my name...
I have $6.13 to my name...
I have spent the past 15 years...
I have spent the past 15 years...
I have to be crazy. I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose.
I have to be crazy. I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose.
I haven't had a chance to talk to you, man to man.
I haven't had a chance to talk to you, man to man.
I haven't thought about that for a long time.
I haven't thought about that for a long time.
I hope I didn't spoil your evening.
I hope I didn't spoil your evening.
I hope you children have learned something about life and death!
I hope you children have learned something about life and death!
I hope you understand! Have mercy on his soul!
I hope you understand! Have mercy on his soul!
I implore you, give her a break.
I implore you, give her a break.
I just didn't want to get caught up in a funeral, inquests and all that crap.
I just didn't want to get caught up in a funeral, inquests and all that crap.
I just got my period.
I just got my period.
I just spent $500 on four bald tires and a tow!
I just spent $500 on four bald tires and a tow!
I just think someone owes us an explanation, that's all!
I just think someone owes us an explanation, that's all!
I knew you did because the last time I saw you, Clark...
I knew you did because the last time I saw you, Clark...
I know how to have fun.
I know how to have fun.
I know I've forgotten something.
I know I've forgotten something.
I know it's been a rough beginning.
I know it's been a rough beginning.
I know that smell.
I know that smell.
I know they don't close the state of Florida.
I know they don't close the state of Florida.
I know we're getting close. What is that? What is that?
I know we're getting close. What is that? What is that?
I know what must have happened!
I know what must have happened!
I know what you're trying to do, and I think it's sick!
I know what you're trying to do, and I think it's sick!
I know you'll enjoy this. I've worked out the whole trip on the computer...
I know you'll enjoy this. I've worked out the whole trip on the computer...
I know, I'm going for it, honey.
I know, I'm going for it, honey.
I know.
I know.
I like it better than Tuna Helper, don't you, Clark?
I like it better than Tuna Helper, don't you, Clark?
I like the part where you go really way up high...
I like the part where you go really way up high...
I looked over Jordan and what did I see?
I looked over Jordan and what did I see?
I love a parade
I love a parade
I love them.
I love them.
I love you.
I love you.
I never heard of no one so stupid as you driving off that road.
I never heard of no one so stupid as you driving off that road.
I only see them a few minutes in the mornings and evenings...
I only see them a few minutes in the mornings and evenings...
I own the whole chain, nationwide.
I own the whole chain, nationwide.
I planned very carefully...
I planned very carefully...
I saw just one girl.
I saw just one girl.
I saw them when you and Mom were trying to fold the map.
I saw them when you and Mom were trying to fold the map.
I should have taken an airplane!
I should have taken an airplane!
I should never have come on this trip with you!
I should never have come on this trip with you!
I stabbed my brain.
I stabbed my brain.
I stay at home at night
I stay at home at night
I think I broke my nose!
I think I broke my nose!
I think I can make some sense out of this.
I think I can make some sense out of this.
I think it would be easier on all of us if you would just try to relax.
I think it would be easier on all of us if you would just try to relax.
I think that's fair, Clark.
I think that's fair, Clark.
I think the worst is behind us.
I think the worst is behind us.
I think there's something wrong here!
I think there's something wrong here!
I think they owe us an explanation and a little fun.
I think they owe us an explanation and a little fun.
I think you're all fucked in the head.
I think you're all fucked in the head.
I thought so.
I thought so.
I thought you were going to say you worked for the CIA.
I thought you were going to say you worked for the CIA.
I tied him to the rear bumper when I was packing the car.
I tied him to the rear bumper when I was packing the car.
I told you he wouldn't like them!
I told you he wouldn't like them!
I took the whole clan to Florida one year.
I took the whole clan to Florida one year.
I turned off the water, the stove, the heat and the air.
I turned off the water, the stove, the heat and the air.
I want to show you
I want to show you
I want us to have some fun together.
I want us to have some fun together.
I want you to ask yourself one thing.
I want you to ask yourself one thing.
I want you to stay here and take care of things.
I want you to stay here and take care of things.
I was afraid you would get pulled over, Clark.
I was afraid you would get pulled over, Clark.
I was driving like a maniac.
I was driving like a maniac.
I was hurt, honey.
I was hurt, honey.
I was laid off when they closed that asbestos factory.
I was laid off when they closed that asbestos factory.
I was ordering some fish for you, Audrey and Mom.
I was ordering some fish for you, Audrey and Mom.
I was the one who got sick.
I was the one who got sick.
I was thinking of taking a detour to Liberal.
I was thinking of taking a detour to Liberal.
I was...
I was...
I won't.
I won't.
I wonder if these guys know The Commodores.
I wonder if these guys know The Commodores.
I wonder if you could tell me how to get back on the expressway?
I wonder if you could tell me how to get back on the expressway?
I work very hard for you, Audrey and your mom.
I work very hard for you, Audrey and your mom.
I would like to propose a toast.
I would like to propose a toast.
I would rather see a pile of mud than Eddie.
I would rather see a pile of mud than Eddie.
I'd better ask these fellows how to get back on the expressway.
I'd better ask these fellows how to get back on the expressway.
I'll be fine. You'll be fine. I'm sure this happens all the time.
I'll be fine. You'll be fine. I'm sure this happens all the time.
I'll be right back...
I'll be right back...
I'll get to the bottom of this.
I'll get to the bottom of this.
I'll have my parents wire us money.
I'll have my parents wire us money.
I'll kill that dog!
I'll kill that dog!
I'll need more than that, sir.
I'll need more than that, sir.
I'll take care of that in a second.
I'll take care of that in a second.
I'll take that.
I'll take that.
I'll tell you how.
I'll tell you how.
I'm all right!
I'm all right!
I'm asking you, how much do you have.
I'm asking you, how much do you have.
I'm being practical. If we drove straight through...
I'm being practical. If we drove straight through...
I'm Clark W. Griswold.
I'm Clark W. Griswold.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dying. I'm dead. I'm finished.
I'm dying. I'm dead. I'm finished.
I'm fine!
I'm fine!
I'm glad we didn't go to Hawaii.
I'm glad we didn't go to Hawaii.
I'm glad you liked it. Now, what's happening?
I'm glad you liked it. Now, what's happening?
I'm going back to get the rest of the carcass off the road.
I'm going back to get the rest of the carcass off the road.
I'm going steady.
I'm going steady.
I'm going to check under the hood.
I'm going to check under the hood.
I'm going to have fun and you're going to have fun.
I'm going to have fun and you're going to have fun.
I'm going to try, too.
I'm going to try, too.
I'm in deep, I'm in deep!
I'm in deep, I'm in deep!
I'm in the mood for some fun.
I'm in the mood for some fun.
I'm just as upset as you are. Believe me.
I'm just as upset as you are. Believe me.
I'm just going to get some sporting goods.
I'm just going to get some sporting goods.
I'm just trying to have a little fun.
I'm just trying to have a little fun.
I'm looking forward to a long drive.
I'm looking forward to a long drive.
I'm Mister Blue
I'm Mister Blue
I'm Mister Blue without you
I'm Mister Blue without you
I'm not going to give you $5 for directions!
I'm not going to give you $5 for directions!
I'm not sure of his exact height and weight.
I'm not sure of his exact height and weight.
I'm not tired. Are you kidding?
I'm not tired. Are you kidding?
I'm not. It's stuck.
I'm not. It's stuck.
I'm okay! I'm okay!
I'm okay! I'm okay!
I'm proficient in many strokes and I dive.
I'm proficient in many strokes and I dive.
I'm really glad things are going well for you.
I'm really glad things are going well for you.
I'm really glad things are going well for you.
I'm really glad things are going well for you.
I'm Russ Lasky. I met you at the summer picnic last year.
I'm Russ Lasky. I met you at the summer picnic last year.
I'm sick of her lying on me all the time!
I'm sick of her lying on me all the time!
I'm so hungry, I could eat a sandwich from a gas station.
I'm so hungry, I could eat a sandwich from a gas station.
I'm sorry about everything.
I'm sorry about everything.
I'm sorry to all these people.
I'm sorry to all these people.
I'm sorry, honey. It's Dinky.
I'm sorry, honey. It's Dinky.
I'm sorry, it really was an accident.
I'm sorry, it really was an accident.
I'm sorry, sir. I can't accept this credit card.
I'm sorry, sir. I can't accept this credit card.
I'm sorry, too. It's not all your fault.
I'm sorry, too. It's not all your fault.
I'm sorry. I feel terrible.
I'm sorry. I feel terrible.
I'm sorry. We thought you enjoyed fruitcake.
I'm sorry. We thought you enjoyed fruitcake.
I'm sure he won't mind!
I'm sure he won't mind!
I'm telling.
I'm telling.
I'm under here, kids.
I'm under here, kids.
I'm very sorry, sir.
I'm very sorry, sir.
I'm way ahead of you, honey.
I'm way ahead of you, honey.
I've been looking for it since we left. It's driving me crazy!
I've been looking for it since we left. It's driving me crazy!
I've been there many times.
I've been there many times.
I've done it already.
I've done it already.
I've had some lonely nights
I've had some lonely nights
I've had some lonely nights
I've had some lonely nights
I've had some lonely nights
I've had some lonely nights
I've only been a man a few days, Dad.
I've only been a man a few days, Dad.
If I wasn't in uniform, I'd split your skull with the butt of this revolver...
If I wasn't in uniform, I'd split your skull with the butt of this revolver...
If it were, there would be no reason for leaving home, right, Rusty?
If it were, there would be no reason for leaving home, right, Rusty?
If one of those bottles should happen to fall...
If one of those bottles should happen to fall...
If the shoe fits, wear it.
If the shoe fits, wear it.
If we're not there by 10:00 a.m., we'll be completely off schedule.
If we're not there by 10:00 a.m., we'll be completely off schedule.
If you can't get it for me, I'm going to take my business elsewhere!
If you can't get it for me, I'm going to take my business elsewhere!
If you had seen the look on my kids faces.
If you had seen the look on my kids faces.
If you were me...
If you were me...
If you wrecked the pants, you'll pay for them!
If you wrecked the pants, you'll pay for them!
Imagine how your kids would have felt if Florida had been closed.
Imagine how your kids would have felt if Florida had been closed.
In 18 years, we never had fun.
In 18 years, we never had fun.
In order to be convincing, you have to look and act like an ordinary jerk.
In order to be convincing, you have to look and act like an ordinary jerk.
In retrospect, driving across country, has been one disaster after another!
In retrospect, driving across country, has been one disaster after another!
In spite of the problems, it's fun isn't it?
In spite of the problems, it's fun isn't it?
In the car!
In the car!
Inside that Torino is my cousin, Jackie.
Inside that Torino is my cousin, Jackie.
Instead of always having to latch onto someone else's.
Instead of always having to latch onto someone else's.
Is that a real gun, Mom?
Is that a real gun, Mom?
Is that what you want?
Is that what you want?
Is that your Aunt Edna?
Is that your Aunt Edna?
Is this your idea of a good restaurant?
Is this your idea of a good restaurant?
Isn't this the gas tank?
Isn't this the gas tank?
It beats the hell out of the Sportswagon but...
It beats the hell out of the Sportswagon but...
It could put a lodge under the skin and cause a bad infection.
It could put a lodge under the skin and cause a bad infection.
It could! It could break the skin.
It could! It could break the skin.
It didn't come in!
It didn't come in!
It has given me a chance to spend more time with you and...
It has given me a chance to spend more time with you and...
It helps to complete the disguise. It's fun for them.
It helps to complete the disguise. It's fun for them.
It is very late.
It is very late.
It made me so sick!
It made me so sick!
It was real! It looked real, didn't it? I thought it was real gun.
It was real! It looked real, didn't it? I thought it was real gun.
It was the most fantastic experience I've ever had!
It was the most fantastic experience I've ever had!
It was very confusing, I must've forgotten.
It was very confusing, I must've forgotten.
It would appear so, wouldn't it?
It would appear so, wouldn't it?
It's a BB gun!
It's a BB gun!
It's a good disguise. I like the station wagon effect.
It's a good disguise. I like the station wagon effect.
It's a long way down a Holiday Road
It's a long way down a Holiday Road
It's a long way down a Holiday Road
It's a long way down a Holiday Road
It's a long way down a Holiday Road
It's a long way down a Holiday Road
It's a public... business... summer inspection...
It's a public... business... summer inspection...
It's a quest for fun.
It's a quest for fun.
It's a quest!
It's a quest!
It's a shame you're married.
It's a shame you're married.
It's a very long drive, Clark.
It's a very long drive, Clark.
It's amazing we didn't get into an accident.
It's amazing we didn't get into an accident.
It's beautiful!
It's beautiful!
It's been a long drive.
It's been a long drive.
It's been fun for me, too, Dad.
It's been fun for me, too, Dad.
It's cold! Jesus! Fuck!
It's cold! Jesus! Fuck!
It's exhilarating.
It's exhilarating.
It's her turn.
It's her turn.
It's just a BB gun!
It's just a BB gun!
It's just beautiful!
It's just beautiful!
It's just fine by itself.
It's just fine by itself.
It's just the way she is.
It's just the way she is.
It's living history.
It's living history.
It's locked!
It's locked!
It's not as if it's going to rain or something.
It's not as if it's going to rain or something.
It's not what I was thinking.
It's not what I was thinking.
It's nothing to be proud of, Rusty.
It's nothing to be proud of, Rusty.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's over 600 feet tall, and there's an elevator all the way to the top.
It's over 600 feet tall, and there's an elevator all the way to the top.
It's part of the act, honey.
It's part of the act, honey.
It's probably pretty stiff!
It's probably pretty stiff!
It's raining all over her!
It's raining all over her!
It's taken care of.
It's taken care of.
It's the bed. It will slow down in a second.
It's the bed. It will slow down in a second.
It's the same street Wyatt Earp kept law and order on.
It's the same street Wyatt Earp kept law and order on.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jesus, it's only the biggest goddamn hole in the world!
Jesus, it's only the biggest goddamn hole in the world!
Jimmy crack corn And I don't care...
Jimmy crack corn And I don't care...
Junior Pig Competition?
Junior Pig Competition?
Just a dog.
Just a dog.
Just relax, Ellen.
Just relax, Ellen.
Keep the change.
Keep the change.
Kids, are you noticing all this plight?
Kids, are you noticing all this plight?
Kids, are you thirsty?
Kids, are you thirsty?
Kids, let's go!
Kids, let's go!
Kids, remember when I asked you where you wanted to go on vacation?
Kids, remember when I asked you where you wanted to go on vacation?
Kids?
Kids?
Kissing your lips of fire
Kissing your lips of fire
Kissing your lips of fire
Kissing your lips of fire
Kissing your lips of fire
Kissing your lips of fire
Lay off, lay off!
Lay off, lay off!
Let me adjust the steering wheel.
Let me adjust the steering wheel.
Let's go get our bathing suits.
Let's go get our bathing suits.
Let's go, come on! Where is Edna?
Let's go, come on! Where is Edna?
Let's go. Get in the front.
Let's go. Get in the front.
Let's just find a hotel.
Let's just find a hotel.
Let's just find a motel. I don't want you dozing off.
Let's just find a motel. I don't want you dozing off.
Let's just wait until we get to a motel.
Let's just wait until we get to a motel.
Let's not get into that again, sweet pie. Please?
Let's not get into that again, sweet pie. Please?
Let's not let it spoil our fun, okay?
Let's not let it spoil our fun, okay?
Let's not overdo it, Mom!
Let's not overdo it, Mom!
Let's skip The House of Mud.
Let's skip The House of Mud.
Let's try this, my darling.
Let's try this, my darling.
Lie down! Let's go, lie down!
Lie down! Let's go, lie down!
Like swimming naked with girls?
Like swimming naked with girls?
Like this one.
Like this one.
Listen to your mother! I was speeding.
Listen to your mother! I was speeding.
Listen, I'd really appreciate it if you could...
Listen, I'd really appreciate it if you could...
Little boy sweet, little boy sweet
Little boy sweet, little boy sweet
Little boy sweet, little boy sweet
Little boy sweet, little boy sweet
Little boy sweet, little boy sweet,
Little boy sweet, little boy sweet,
Locked the door and notified the police. Stopped the newspapers.
Locked the door and notified the police. Stopped the newspapers.
Look at him. He can't wait.
Look at him. He can't wait.
Look at that car!
Look at that car!
Look at these sandwiches. Here, Aunt Edna.
Look at these sandwiches. Here, Aunt Edna.
Look out, Dad, here I come.
Look out, Dad, here I come.
Look, I've lost all my cash and we're on our way to California.
Look, I've lost all my cash and we're on our way to California.
Lord, we love this woman with all our hearts!
Lord, we love this woman with all our hearts!
Lots of families fly, Clark. Especially cross country.
Lots of families fly, Clark. Especially cross country.
Love so... warm and tender!
Love so... warm and tender!
M A R T Y
M A R T Y
M O O S E
M O O S E
Ma, I saw some detour signs!
Ma, I saw some detour signs!
Make that the second largest.
Make that the second largest.
Married? You mean those people I'm with?
Married? You mean those people I'm with?
Marshal.
Marshal.
Marty Moose, Marty Moose, Marty Moose
Marty Moose, Marty Moose, Marty Moose
Maybe I don't want to.
Maybe I don't want to.
Maybe the neighbors know where he is.
Maybe the neighbors know where he is.
Maybe we can try it some other time.
Maybe we can try it some other time.
Metallic Pea? No, Antarctic Blue.
Metallic Pea? No, Antarctic Blue.
Mockingbird, tell me, everybody
Mockingbird, tell me, everybody
Mom, my sandwich is wet!
Mom, my sandwich is wet!
Mom, tell Audrey to stop pushing Aunt Edna on me.
Mom, tell Audrey to stop pushing Aunt Edna on me.
Mom, we don't have to ride with a dead person, do we?
Mom, we don't have to ride with a dead person, do we?
Move out of that seat, and I'll split your lip!
Move out of that seat, and I'll split your lip!
Move up against the wall!
Move up against the wall!
Mr. Griswold ordered a blue Sportswagon. Where is it?
Mr. Griswold ordered a blue Sportswagon. Where is it?
Mr. Walley, do you want me to take them downtown and book them?
Mr. Walley, do you want me to take them downtown and book them?
Mr. Walley... Roy?
Mr. Walley... Roy?
My credo is, if you have to have a credo...
My credo is, if you have to have a credo...
My favorite credo...
My favorite credo...
My head's stuck.
My head's stuck.
My wife lost her credit cards in Colorado and I reported it.
My wife lost her credit cards in Colorado and I reported it.
Nah, they used to, Rusty.
Nah, they used to, Rusty.
Nice family.
Nice family.
No eating in the car, kids!
No eating in the car, kids!
No meat in this?
No meat in this?
No one is fighting in here.
No one is fighting in here.
No problem.
No problem.
No shit?
No shit?
No way, José!
No way, José!
No, but my dad does.
No, but my dad does.
No, I'm asking how much the repairs are.
No, I'm asking how much the repairs are.
No, I'm mainly interested in my motels now...
No, I'm mainly interested in my motels now...
No, I'm not with the CIA. I was, but that was a long time ago.
No, I'm not with the CIA. I was, but that was a long time ago.
No, it isn't, honey. I changed my mind.
No, it isn't, honey. I changed my mind.
No, it isn't.
No, it isn't.
No, it's been interesting.
No, it's been interesting.
No, no, I don't want to get them dirty.
No, no, I don't want to get them dirty.
No, no. It is very interesting.
No, no. It is very interesting.
No, sir.
No, sir.
No, thanks.
No, thanks.
No, that's bad.
No, that's bad.
No, the truth of it is, and this is highly confidential...
No, the truth of it is, and this is highly confidential...
No, we are 12 with Aunt Edna.
No, we are 12 with Aunt Edna.
No, we don't. You gave $500 to Eddie.
No, we don't. You gave $500 to Eddie.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No! Do you mind if I sit down?
No! Do you mind if I sit down?
No! Sit, sit! Roll over! Heel!
No! Sit, sit! Roll over! Heel!
No! Your bun! Light or dark?
No! Your bun! Light or dark?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. I was just about to.
No. I was just about to.
No... no.
No... no.
Normie's always been flighty.
Normie's always been flighty.
Not now, we're playing a game!
Not now, we're playing a game!
Nothing but the best!
Nothing but the best!
Nothing that is worthwhile is easy, Ellen.
Nothing that is worthwhile is easy, Ellen.
Now I have my own family.
Now I have my own family.
Now I'm glad I did.
Now I'm glad I did.
Now what have we done?
Now what have we done?
Now you're talking.
Now you're talking.
Now, don't do that again!
Now, don't do that again!
Now, I owe it to myself to tell you, Mr. Griswold...
Now, I owe it to myself to tell you, Mr. Griswold...
Now, I'd like my Antarctic Blue Super Sportswagon right now.
Now, I'd like my Antarctic Blue Super Sportswagon right now.
Now, let's just take a look at Day One. Shall we?
Now, let's just take a look at Day One. Shall we?
Of course, I'm fine! I'm having a ball!
Of course, I'm fine! I'm having a ball!
Officer, whatever it is I've done, I'm sure I can explain.
Officer, whatever it is I've done, I'm sure I can explain.
Oh, all new cars do that.
Oh, all new cars do that.
Oh, and my Aunt Edna.
Oh, and my Aunt Edna.
Oh, Clark, this tent smells.
Oh, Clark, this tent smells.
Oh, darling!
Oh, darling!
Oh, fuck it!
Oh, fuck it!
Oh, God...
Oh, God...
Oh, kids!
Oh, kids!
Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside.
Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, no, he isn't even home.
Oh, no, he isn't even home.
Oh, no, that's a waitress. No, I was just ordering in.
Oh, no, that's a waitress. No, I was just ordering in.
Oh, no! The Sportswagon's much too small.
Oh, no! The Sportswagon's much too small.
Oh, no! You can't put her up on that roof!
Oh, no! You can't put her up on that roof!
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, sure.
Oh, sure.
Oh, what is it?
Oh, what is it?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh! Clark!
Oh! Clark!
OK, I got one.
OK, I got one.
Okay, Audrey. Thank you, Audrey. That's just great.
Okay, Audrey. Thank you, Audrey. That's just great.
Okay, bow your heads, bow your heads.
Okay, bow your heads, bow your heads.
Okay, honey.
Okay, honey.
Okay, let's go get a drink.
Okay, let's go get a drink.
Okay, let's go!
Okay, let's go!
Okay, let's go. Come on, Edna.
Okay, let's go. Come on, Edna.
Okay, now, I think we're moving further...
Okay, now, I think we're moving further...
Okay, now, there's the Family Truckster as we leave Chicago.
Okay, now, there's the Family Truckster as we leave Chicago.
Okay, shut off the video games.
Okay, shut off the video games.
Okay, we'll wait. I'll find the best one on the road.
Okay, we'll wait. I'll find the best one on the road.
Okay, you start it.
Okay, you start it.
Okay! Let's ride! Let's ride! Come on!
Okay! Let's ride! Let's ride! Come on!
Okay. Here's $10.
Okay. Here's $10.
On a plane, you put on earphones and you're lost in your own world.
On a plane, you put on earphones and you're lost in your own world.
One heart beating for two.
One heart beating for two.
Or perhaps you don't want to see the second largest ball of twine on the face of the earth.
Or perhaps you don't want to see the second largest ball of twine on the face of the earth.
Or there will be a lot of explaining to do!
Or there will be a lot of explaining to do!
Over the river and through the woods
Over the river and through the woods
Pardon me, sir?
Pardon me, sir?
Personal matter.
Personal matter.
Picking up the new car!
Picking up the new car!
Please say we don't!
Please say we don't!
Please, don't push!
Please, don't push!
Please, get off of me!
Please, get off of me!
Please.
Please.
Poor little guy.
Poor little guy.
Praise Marty Moose! Holy shit!
Praise Marty Moose! Holy shit!
Put on a happy face for me.
Put on a happy face for me.
Quiet!
Quiet!
Quit kidding around! It hurts!
Quit kidding around! It hurts!
Ready?
Ready?
Really.
Really.
Relax. I told you I'm not angry anymore, I'm in complete control.
Relax. I told you I'm not angry anymore, I'm in complete control.
Retard!
Retard!
Right here. The wagon.
Right here. The wagon.
Right now, we're one.
Right now, we're one.
Right, Audrey.
Right, Audrey.
Roll over, Dinky!
Roll over, Dinky!
Roll over!
Roll over!
Roll them up!
Roll them up!
Russ, come here a minute.
Russ, come here a minute.
Russ, do you mind? I'm trying to work this out here on the computer.
Russ, do you mind? I'm trying to work this out here on the computer.
Russ, do you want to look through Edna's purse?
Russ, do you want to look through Edna's purse?
Russ, look!
Russ, look!
Russ!
Russ!
Russ! Russ! Your feet.
Russ! Russ! Your feet.
Rusty and Audrey, cousins Vicki and Dale.
Rusty and Audrey, cousins Vicki and Dale.
Rusty is licking his hand and touching me with it!
Rusty is licking his hand and touching me with it!
Rusty, behave yourself!
Rusty, behave yourself!
Rusty, behave yourself!
Rusty, behave yourself!
Rusty, come up here!
Rusty, come up here!
Rusty, find the first aid kit, then bring the suitcases here.
Rusty, find the first aid kit, then bring the suitcases here.
Rusty, please, do not eat the Truckster!
Rusty, please, do not eat the Truckster!
Rusty, stop playing with the dog and come and eat your lunch.
Rusty, stop playing with the dog and come and eat your lunch.
Rusty, take care of Dinky.
Rusty, take care of Dinky.
Rusty, wake up!
Rusty, wake up!
Rusty? May I call you Rusty?
Rusty? May I call you Rusty?
Rusty.
Rusty.
Say good bye to the old gas guzzler, Russ!
Say good bye to the old gas guzzler, Russ!
See, I told you! I warned you!
See, I told you! I warned you!
Seven, did you hear that, honey?
Seven, did you hear that, honey?
She breathed on me! A dead person breathed on me!
She breathed on me! A dead person breathed on me!
She came to help when Eddie ruptured his spleen...
She came to help when Eddie ruptured his spleen...
She can't catch a cold now, Mom!
She can't catch a cold now, Mom!
She can't weight more than 100 pounds.
She can't weight more than 100 pounds.
She doesn't mean to be a pain in the rump.
She doesn't mean to be a pain in the rump.
She has $40, Dad.
She has $40, Dad.
She has 11 cents, Dad.
She has 11 cents, Dad.
She must have passed away somewhere near Flagstaff.
She must have passed away somewhere near Flagstaff.
She took my order, yeah.
She took my order, yeah.
She took your order?
She took your order?
She wanted to go back to Phoenix last year...
She wanted to go back to Phoenix last year...
She wanted to go back to Phoenix last year...
She wanted to go back to Phoenix last year...
She's a pool waitress.
She's a pool waitress.
She's added a few more mouths to the litter.
She's added a few more mouths to the litter.
She's asleep, Clark!
She's asleep, Clark!
She's beautiful!
She's beautiful!
She's dead!
She's dead!
She's fine! Don't be silly!
She's fine! Don't be silly!
She's not fine, Clark!
She's not fine, Clark!
She's not fine!
She's not fine!
She's ugly.
She's ugly.
Shit, no! I cherish them!
Shit, no! I cherish them!
Shut up, Audrey! Dad knows where he's going.
Shut up, Audrey! Dad knows where he's going.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Sit down, and shut up!
Sit down, and shut up!
Sit down, and shut up!
Sit down, and shut up!
Sit! Sit!
Sit! Sit!
Slow down!
Slow down!
So long!
So long!
So, did you bring your trade in?
So, did you bring your trade in?
So? Everyone does that.
So? Everyone does that.
So?!
So?!
Someday I'll wake up and realize my babies have grown up!
Someday I'll wake up and realize my babies have grown up!
Sorry folks, the park's closed.
Sorry folks, the park's closed.
Sorry, folks.
Sorry, folks.
Space Invaders?
Space Invaders?
Spare me, Clark! I know your brand of family fun.
Spare me, Clark! I know your brand of family fun.
Sparky, I know what this trip means to you...
Sparky, I know what this trip means to you...
Sparky, there's a wild animal.
Sparky, there's a wild animal.
Sparky, why don't you turn off the TV and come to bed?
Sparky, why don't you turn off the TV and come to bed?
Spread your legs!
Spread your legs!
Stay in the car! It's hot and dangerous out here!
Stay in the car! It's hot and dangerous out here!
Stay!
Stay!
Stop it!
Stop it!
Sure, Eddie!
Sure, Eddie!
Sure, I took third in the state finals in my senior year.
Sure, I took third in the state finals in my senior year.
Sure, I understand.
Sure, I understand.
Sure! You left his dead mother tied to a lawn chair in his backyard!
Sure! You left his dead mother tied to a lawn chair in his backyard!
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
Sweet chariot...
Sweet chariot...
Sweet little boy of mine
Sweet little boy of mine
Sweet little boy of mine
Sweet little boy of mine
Sweet little boy of mine
Sweet little boy of mine
Sweetheart, do you hear that rattle?
Sweetheart, do you hear that rattle?
Swimming waitress.
Swimming waitress.
Swimming!
Swimming!
Swimming!
Swimming!
Swing low...
Swing low...
Take it easy, Rusty.
Take it easy, Rusty.
Take your cousins out back and show them your worm farm.
Take your cousins out back and show them your worm farm.
Taxi. Taxi!
Taxi. Taxi!
Tell him that you're my boy, and that you're lost.
Tell him that you're my boy, and that you're lost.
Tell me, what is going on?
Tell me, what is going on?
Tell Rusty to behave himself.
Tell Rusty to behave himself.
Tell Rusty to behave himself.
Tell Rusty to behave himself.
Ten working days!
Ten working days!
Terrific.
Terrific.
Thank you, officer.
Thank you, officer.
Thank you, sheriff.
Thank you, sheriff.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot. You've been a great help.
Thanks a lot. You've been a great help.
That guy was a crummy Wyatt Earp! He's wearing jogging shoes!
That guy was a crummy Wyatt Earp! He's wearing jogging shoes!
That is Roy Walley, honey!
That is Roy Walley, honey!
That price includes scenery and wildlife fun.
That price includes scenery and wildlife fun.
That was a dirty trick!
That was a dirty trick!
That wasn't funny! A noise like that could impair the kids' hearing.
That wasn't funny! A noise like that could impair the kids' hearing.
That's an old bit, isn't it?
That's an old bit, isn't it?
That's an old wives' tale, Clark!
That's an old wives' tale, Clark!
That's good!
That's good!
That's me!
That's me!
That's my brother's family.
That's my brother's family.
That's my credo!
That's my credo!
That's not a real gun, is it, Clark?
That's not a real gun, is it, Clark?
That's the Family Truckster.
That's the Family Truckster.
That's the meanest, coldest...
That's the meanest, coldest...
That's the Mississippi. The mighty Mississip'.
That's the Mississippi. The mighty Mississip'.
That's the St. Louis Arch. The Gateway to the West.
That's the St. Louis Arch. The Gateway to the West.
That's your problem.
That's your problem.
The Army cuts my disability pension.
The Army cuts my disability pension.
The bank's been after me like flies on a rib roast.
The bank's been after me like flies on a rib roast.
The bed was very soft.
The bed was very soft.
The computer is probably reporting that I lost mine also, which I haven't.
The computer is probably reporting that I lost mine also, which I haven't.
The computer says it's has been reported lost.
The computer says it's has been reported lost.
The damn wheel is all screwed up.
The damn wheel is all screwed up.
The dog went on the picnic basket!
The dog went on the picnic basket!
The Griswolds are one hell of a family, huh?
The Griswolds are one hell of a family, huh?
The House of Mud.
The House of Mud.
The idea of a family vacation is to be together as a family.
The idea of a family vacation is to be together as a family.
The kids are asleep.
The kids are asleep.
The largest, freestanding mud dwelling ever built!
The largest, freestanding mud dwelling ever built!
The little one hanging onto my skirt is Daisy Mabel.
The little one hanging onto my skirt is Daisy Mabel.
The moose outside should have told you.
The moose outside should have told you.
The Moose says you're closed. I say you're open.
The Moose says you're closed. I say you're open.
The moron knows we're coming, and he isn't home.
The moron knows we're coming, and he isn't home.
The motel will cash your check.
The motel will cash your check.
The next time you have one of your outbursts...
The next time you have one of your outbursts...
The officer stopped us because Dad...
The officer stopped us because Dad...
The old man...
The old man...
The old Miss...
The old Miss...
The Old West was dirty.
The Old West was dirty.
The only thing I can do...
The only thing I can do...
The pioneers didn't have bricks, so they used mud.
The pioneers didn't have bricks, so they used mud.
The problem is, it might take six weeks.
The problem is, it might take six weeks.
The smell from the backseat was too unbearable.
The smell from the backseat was too unbearable.
The Sportswagon.
The Sportswagon.
The trampling of feet, I love the beat I hear of a drum
The trampling of feet, I love the beat I hear of a drum
The Wagonqueen Family Truckster.
The Wagonqueen Family Truckster.
The wheel's stuck, honey!
The wheel's stuck, honey!
The worst two weeks I ever had in my life.
The worst two weeks I ever had in my life.
Them?
Them?
There it is!
There it is!
There must be a phone or a gas station around here, honey.
There must be a phone or a gas station around here, honey.
There you go, out of your way.
There you go, out of your way.
There's one for everyone.
There's one for everyone.
These are my children, Audrey and Rusty.
These are my children, Audrey and Rusty.
They better. We're going to run out of gas.
They better. We're going to run out of gas.
They can't be repairing every ride at the same time!
They can't be repairing every ride at the same time!
They claimed the plate in my head wasn't large enough.
They claimed the plate in my head wasn't large enough.
They didn't use mud, they used sod!
They didn't use mud, they used sod!
They don't close Florida.
They don't close Florida.
They flattened our old car like a pancake.
They flattened our old car like a pancake.
They kidnapped one of my men.
They kidnapped one of my men.
They're all wet...
They're all wet...
They're here! Eddie, come on!
They're here! Eddie, come on!
This feels great!
This feels great!
This is a fine automobile, if you want my honest opinion.
This is a fine automobile, if you want my honest opinion.
This is a part of America we never get to see.
This is a part of America we never get to see.
This is for you, Clark.
This is for you, Clark.
This is my wife, Ellen.
This is my wife, Ellen.
This is no way to run a desert!
This is no way to run a desert!
This is our first gun.
This is our first gun.
This is so dangerous!
This is so dangerous!
This is terrible!
This is terrible!
This is the new Wagonqueen Family Truckster.
This is the new Wagonqueen Family Truckster.
This is your automobile.
This is your automobile.
This is your homestead, huh?
This is your homestead, huh?
This isn't even the right model!
This isn't even the right model!
This seems like a nice place, and it has a pool.
This seems like a nice place, and it has a pool.
This will just make us appreciate what we have.
This will just make us appreciate what we have.
Those are great, Dad!
Those are great, Dad!
To a renewed love affair.
To a renewed love affair.
To a time of joy with our kids.
To a time of joy with our kids.
To Grandmother's house we go
To Grandmother's house we go
To start with, yes.
To start with, yes.
Tomorrow you'll probably kill the desk clerk...
Tomorrow you'll probably kill the desk clerk...
Tough little mutt.
Tough little mutt.
Try them on.
Try them on.
Twenty two hundred units.
Twenty two hundred units.
Uh... here?
Uh... here?
Unzip it.
Unzip it.
Vicki, can I help you with that Kool Aid? Please?
Vicki, can I help you with that Kool Aid? Please?
Vicki, don't be offended, but being a farmer is not too cool, you know.
Vicki, don't be offended, but being a farmer is not too cool, you know.
Waitress!
Waitress!
Walley World, Dad! Roy Walley World.
Walley World, Dad! Roy Walley World.
Walley World, Dad?
Walley World, Dad?
Walley World, next three exits!
Walley World, next three exits!
Walley World?
Walley World?
Walley World? Very exciting, Clyde.
Walley World? Very exciting, Clyde.
Walley World's overrated anyway.
Walley World's overrated anyway.
Want a worm?
Want a worm?
Want to relive a fond memory?
Want to relive a fond memory?
Watch those freeways!
Watch those freeways!
Watch what you say to our bartender. He's ornery.
Watch what you say to our bartender. He's ornery.
Watch your hands, mister!
Watch your hands, mister!
We buy his toys. We go to his movies!
We buy his toys. We go to his movies!
We can all be grateful that this man stopped us!
We can all be grateful that this man stopped us!
We can cash a check down the road.
We can cash a check down the road.
We can't close our eyes to the plight of the cities.
We can't close our eyes to the plight of the cities.
We can't leave her on the patio!
We can't leave her on the patio!
We don't know any of your songs!
We don't know any of your songs!
We don't want any accidents!
We don't want any accidents!
We drove 2,460 miles, just for a little Roy Walley entertainment.
We drove 2,460 miles, just for a little Roy Walley entertainment.
We had some trouble in St. Louis.
We had some trouble in St. Louis.
We have no business being in an area like this!
We have no business being in an area like this!
We haven't done this in a long time.
We haven't done this in a long time.
We just spent two weeks of living hell, driving out here.
We just spent two weeks of living hell, driving out here.
We know she deserves better than this...
We know she deserves better than this...
We know that.
We know that.
We like to send out mailers.
We like to send out mailers.
We lost a dear member of the family on the way.
We lost a dear member of the family on the way.
We made it dammit! We made it!
We made it dammit! We made it!
We must be getting close.
We must be getting close.
We need money!
We need money!
We only have two weeks.
We only have two weeks.
We pass a goddamn gas station every 100 yards for 1,000 miles!
We pass a goddamn gas station every 100 yards for 1,000 miles!
We require a major credit card.
We require a major credit card.
We should call Catherine and Eddie...
We should call Catherine and Eddie...
We used to sing it when you were little kids.
We used to sing it when you were little kids.
We watch his program.
We watch his program.
We were worried that the new car might not be ready yet.
We were worried that the new car might not be ready yet.
We would like three tents, please.
We would like three tents, please.
We'll find a motel and start fresh in the morning.
We'll find a motel and start fresh in the morning.
We'll fly home and forget this vacation ever happened.
We'll fly home and forget this vacation ever happened.
We're all going to have so much fucking fun...
We're all going to have so much fucking fun...
We're almost there. Everybody just take it easy.
We're almost there. Everybody just take it easy.
We're closed for 2 weeks...
We're closed for 2 weeks...
We're from Chicago, Roy. The Windy City.
We're from Chicago, Roy. The Windy City.
We're going to have fun.
We're going to have fun.
We're going to have fun.
We're going to have fun.
We're here.
We're here.
We're losing daylight.
We're losing daylight.
We're not lost!
We're not lost!
We're not really violent people.
We're not really violent people.
We're on our way to California in the morning...
We're on our way to California in the morning...
We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out.
We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out.
We're the first ones here!
We're the first ones here!
We're the first ones here!
We're the first ones here!
Weirdo rama!
Weirdo rama!
Welcome! No fighting, cussing or gunslinging.
Welcome! No fighting, cussing or gunslinging.
Well these two nice Indians and a man on a camel called a tow truck.
Well these two nice Indians and a man on a camel called a tow truck.
Well, am I going to eat or starve to death?
Well, am I going to eat or starve to death?
Well, enjoy the rest of your trip.
Well, enjoy the rest of your trip.
Well, fuck that, you don't want to go that way.
Well, fuck that, you don't want to go that way.
Well, gotta be going.
Well, gotta be going.
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark.
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark.
Well, I have a stack of nudie books this high.
Well, I have a stack of nudie books this high.
Well, I'd stay if I weren't married, but I am.
Well, I'd stay if I weren't married, but I am.
Well, I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation!
Well, I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation!
Well, I'm notifying you.
Well, I'm notifying you.
Well, let's get to it, then.
Well, let's get to it, then.
Well, nobody notified this office of anything!
Well, nobody notified this office of anything!
Well, not with girls. You think I was swimming with girls?
Well, not with girls. You think I was swimming with girls?
Well, someone had better explain!
Well, someone had better explain!
Well, there she is.
Well, there she is.
Well, wake up everyone.
Well, wake up everyone.
Well, we could leave her here...
Well, we could leave her here...
Well, you'll have to straighten that out with your bank.
Well, you'll have to straighten that out with your bank.
Well, you're looking really...
Well, you're looking really...
Well...
Well...
What a nice thought.
What a nice thought.
What a nightmare!
What a nightmare!
What a worm!
What a worm!
What an asshole!
What an asshole!
What are we going to do, Clark?
What are we going to do, Clark?
What are you doing up?
What are you doing up?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What did he do with your dog?
What did he do with your dog?
What did you say?
What did you say?
What do I owe you?
What do I owe you?
What do you care?
What do you care?
What do you do here, Dale?
What do you do here, Dale?
What do you mean bushed?
What do you mean bushed?
What do you need my address for?
What do you need my address for?
What do you say, honey?
What do you say, honey?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you want me to do, call Federal Express?
What do you want me to do, call Federal Express?
What does your sheriff think of your business practices?
What does your sheriff think of your business practices?
What for?
What for?
What happened to you? How did you get here?
What happened to you? How did you get here?
What happened to your hair?
What happened to your hair?
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
What happened? I thought we were going to get the little Sportswagon.
What happened? I thought we were going to get the little Sportswagon.
What is this regarding, Mr. Griswold?
What is this regarding, Mr. Griswold?
What is this? A dog?
What is this? A dog?
What is your name, sir?
What is your name, sir?
What it is, bro'! We're from out of town.
What it is, bro'! We're from out of town.
What smells in here, honey?
What smells in here, honey?
What, Dad?
What, Dad?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Are you kidding?! This is a Magnum P.I.!
What? Are you kidding?! This is a Magnum P.I.!
What? For free?
What? For free?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's on my mind
What's on my mind
What's that noise?
What's that noise?
What's that spell?
What's that spell?
What's that?
What's that?
What's the bill?
What's the bill?
What's the difference, as long as we get across the river?
What's the difference, as long as we get across the river?
What's the good news?
What's the good news?
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
What's the problem?
What's the problem?
What's this?
What's this?
Whatever they want... We'll pay 'em! We'll pay 'em!
Whatever they want... We'll pay 'em! We'll pay 'em!
When did you get these glasses?
When did you get these glasses?
When I was a boy, just about every summer we'd take a vacation.
When I was a boy, just about every summer we'd take a vacation.
When I was your age, my dad shared a beer with me.
When I was your age, my dad shared a beer with me.
When they close a road they put up big signs.
When they close a road they put up big signs.
When they ran out of sod, they used mud!
When they ran out of sod, they used mud!
When we got here, to Roy Walley World...
When we got here, to Roy Walley World...
When you say you love me...
When you say you love me...
Where are the big rides? The big ones?
Where are the big rides? The big ones?
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Where are you going?!
Where are you going?!
Where can I go to the bathroom?
Where can I go to the bathroom?
Where is it coming from?
Where is it coming from?
Where is Mom?
Where is Mom?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Which is only four short hours away.
Which is only four short hours away.
Who, that girl?
Who, that girl?
Who's the moosiest moose we know? Marty Moose!
Who's the moosiest moose we know? Marty Moose!
Who's the star of our favorite show? Marty Moose!
Who's the star of our favorite show? Marty Moose!
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie?
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie?
Why go to the car and get the bathing suit? Jump right in.
Why go to the car and get the bathing suit? Jump right in.
Why is it still running?
Why is it still running?
Why not?
Why not?
Why not?
Why not?
Why not? Don't you swim?
Why not? Don't you swim?
Why?
Why?
Will you accept a personal check?
Will you accept a personal check?
Will you be okay?
Will you be okay?
Will you hold my purse?
Will you hold my purse?
Will you just trust me?
Will you just trust me?
Will you watch your mouth?
Will you watch your mouth?
Without her Social Security, we'd never be able to live like this.
Without her Social Security, we'd never be able to live like this.
Would you rather I slipped her in the night deposit box at the funeral home?!
Would you rather I slipped her in the night deposit box at the funeral home?!
Would you sell me any of them?
Would you sell me any of them?
Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best.
Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best.
Yeah, Dad. This is great.
Yeah, Dad. This is great.
Yeah, I don't know for how long, though.
Yeah, I don't know for how long, though.
Yeah, I saw you.
Yeah, I saw you.
Yeah, I'll pay for 'em.
Yeah, I'll pay for 'em.
Yeah, I'm really at ease in the water.
Yeah, I'm really at ease in the water.
Yeah, it's been a real drag, Dad!
Yeah, it's been a real drag, Dad!
Yeah, my back was killing me.
Yeah, my back was killing me.
Yeah! Don't die unless someone is home!
Yeah! Don't die unless someone is home!
Yeah! Like swimming naked with girls.
Yeah! Like swimming naked with girls.
Yeah! Walley World!
Yeah! Walley World!
Yeah? Well, that's a big part of it.
Yeah? Well, that's a big part of it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. First Place.
Yeah. First Place.
Yeah. I'll be right there.
Yeah. I'll be right there.
Yes, a guy just took it away a couple of seconds ago.
Yes, a guy just took it away a couple of seconds ago.
Yes, he can!
Yes, he can!
Yes, we're here to see Mr. Roy Walley.
Yes, we're here to see Mr. Roy Walley.
Yes.
Yes.
You are all under arrest.
You are all under arrest.
You are driving me to Phoenix!
You are driving me to Phoenix!
You bet!
You bet!
You boys and girls make sure...
You boys and girls make sure...
You can imagine, can't you, honey?
You can imagine, can't you, honey?
You can then keep $700 for doing nothing more than acting like a total creep.
You can then keep $700 for doing nothing more than acting like a total creep.
You can't think I'd do this on purpose?
You can't think I'd do this on purpose?
You can't wait, can you?
You can't wait, can you?
You couldn't even break skin with that.
You couldn't even break skin with that.
You didn't get to meet Dinky last night.
You didn't get to meet Dinky last night.
You didn't have to buy me a gift!
You didn't have to buy me a gift!
You didn't order the Metallic Pea?
You didn't order the Metallic Pea?
You do what I say and there won't be any problems, okay?
You do what I say and there won't be any problems, okay?
You don't know?
You don't know?
You don't want to know from me. I'm not from this neighborhood.
You don't want to know from me. I'm not from this neighborhood.
You get plenty of meat at home. Be polite. Have some ketchup.
You get plenty of meat at home. Be polite. Have some ketchup.
You have an uncanny knack for looking at the dark side of things.
You have an uncanny knack for looking at the dark side of things.
You have lost weight, Catherine!
You have lost weight, Catherine!
You have the right to remain silent.
You have the right to remain silent.
You have to go.
You have to go.
You know I'd really appreciate it.
You know I'd really appreciate it.
You know what your problem is?
You know what your problem is?
You know what?
You know what?
You know, Clark, it's not too late to fly out to California.
You know, Clark, it's not too late to fly out to California.
You know, I think you're right. I don't think this is the car.
You know, I think you're right. I don't think this is the car.
You know, I've never told you this.
You know, I've never told you this.
You know, stop at all the stupid sites and look like a fool.
You know, stop at all the stupid sites and look like a fool.
You like the disguise?
You like the disguise?
You listen to me, fat ass.
You listen to me, fat ass.
You look so young!
You look so young!
You may think you hate it now, but wait until you drive it.
You may think you hate it now, but wait until you drive it.
You must have manure for brains.
You must have manure for brains.
You only go around this crazy merry go round once! You know?
You only go around this crazy merry go round once! You know?
You remember Clark, don't you?
You remember Clark, don't you?
You see that place?
You see that place?
You see which way you're pointing?
You see which way you're pointing?
You suck, you know that?
You suck, you know that?
You suck, you know that?
You suck, you know that?
You think you hate it now, but wait until you drive it.
You think you hate it now, but wait until you drive it.
You two, over there!
You two, over there!
You understand, don't you, Russ?
You understand, don't you, Russ?
You went a lot haywire, if you ask me!
You went a lot haywire, if you ask me!
You were the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas.
You were the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas.
You woke the whole motel up, Dad.
You woke the whole motel up, Dad.
You won this trophy for racing a pig?
You won this trophy for racing a pig?
You wouldn't know a good time if it came up and bit you!
You wouldn't know a good time if it came up and bit you!
You, too.
You, too.
You! Freeze! Freeze!
You! Freeze! Freeze!
You'll be whistling zippity doo dah out of your assholes!
You'll be whistling zippity doo dah out of your assholes!
You'll send those checks?
You'll send those checks?
You're a pretty bright little guy.
You're a pretty bright little guy.
You're crazy.
You're crazy.
You're driving 80 miles an hour!
You're driving 80 miles an hour!
You're favorite, bologna and cheese.
You're favorite, bologna and cheese.
You're growing up so fast.
You're growing up so fast.
You're sweating!
You're sweating!
You're tearing my flesh!
You're tearing my flesh!
You're the gourmet, Ed.
You're the gourmet, Ed.
You're the most self centered, egotistical, manipulative...
You're the most self centered, egotistical, manipulative...
You're too cheap to pay for a hotel room.
You're too cheap to pay for a hotel room.
You've been exceeding the speed limit for thousands of miles!
You've been exceeding the speed limit for thousands of miles!
Come on! The water's very...
Come on! The water's very...
I can't wait to get in! Me, too.
I can't wait to get in! Me, too.
We made it! You did it, Clark. Sparky...
We made it! You did it, Clark. Sparky...
Yeah, I bet you are too! You said it!
Yeah, I bet you are too! You said it!
You see, kids, a car... Here's the leash, sir.
You see, kids, a car... Here's the leash, sir.
...and a few hours on the weekends.
...and a few hours on the weekends.
...and a genius with food additives...
...and a genius with food additives...
...and drove to Fort Lauderdale in my Austin Healy?
...and drove to Fort Lauderdale in my Austin Healy?
...and everybody's fighting to get out of here...
...and everybody's fighting to get out of here...
...and he can come and get her, I guess.
...and he can come and get her, I guess.
...and it was closed down...
...and it was closed down...
...and she's been here ever since.
...and she's been here ever since.
...and she's been here ever since.
...and she's been here ever since.
...and tell them that we won't be in until tomorrow afternoon.
...and tell them that we won't be in until tomorrow afternoon.
...and that you want all of us to have a great time, but...
...and that you want all of us to have a great time, but...
...and the first phone we pass, we'd call your cousin, Normie...
...and the first phone we pass, we'd call your cousin, Normie...
...and these feelings make you do things you wouldn't normally do.
...and these feelings make you do things you wouldn't normally do.
...and you'll see a Torino with no wheels on it.
...and you'll see a Torino with no wheels on it.
...are you going to go for it?
...are you going to go for it?
...big vacation, the whole family, Walley World...
...big vacation, the whole family, Walley World...
...but Eddie wouldn't let her.
...but Eddie wouldn't let her.
...but my husband wants his beloved family to get to Walley World...
...but my husband wants his beloved family to get to Walley World...
...developing newer and better food additives.
...developing newer and better food additives.
...faster than you could say, police brutality.
...faster than you could say, police brutality.
...fit.
...fit.
...give me directions back onto the expressway.
...give me directions back onto the expressway.
...here!
...here!
...hold up a McDonald's, and drive us a thousand miles out of the way...
...hold up a McDonald's, and drive us a thousand miles out of the way...
...I didn't get sick this time. Normally I get sick on all your rides...
...I didn't get sick this time. Normally I get sick on all your rides...
...I had a great time on your rides.
...I had a great time on your rides.
...I own this motel.
...I own this motel.
...I screamed, that's why I yelled. I was so surprised.
...I screamed, that's why I yelled. I was so surprised.
...I want to make you happy.
...I want to make you happy.
...I'd appreciate it if you'd have some consideration for your kids.
...I'd appreciate it if you'd have some consideration for your kids.
...if you're thinking of taking the tribe cross country...
...if you're thinking of taking the tribe cross country...
...in Thine heavenly area up there.
...in Thine heavenly area up there.
...is have you stay here until the check clears.
...is have you stay here until the check clears.
...is this?
...is this?
...it is a long way to Walley World.
...it is a long way to Walley World.
...it's okay with me.
...it's okay with me.
...so that we get the maximum amount of fun time at Walley World...
...so that we get the maximum amount of fun time at Walley World...
...so that we would be at Walley World early Saturday.
...so that we would be at Walley World early Saturday.
...swimming.
...swimming.
...this is the automobile you should be using.
...this is the automobile you should be using.
...to clean and repair America's favorite family fun park!
...to clean and repair America's favorite family fun park!
...to have their vacation!
...to have their vacation!
...to see the world's largest ball of mud!
...to see the world's largest ball of mud!
...we could have gone anywhere we wanted to this summer.
...we could have gone anywhere we wanted to this summer.
...we'll be the first ones to get out, too!
...we'll be the first ones to get out, too!
...we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles.
...we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles.
...when he sees the note we pinned on Edna's sleeve.
...when he sees the note we pinned on Edna's sleeve.
...with the C.B. and the optional Rally fun pack.
...with the C.B. and the optional Rally fun pack.
...without a major credit card.
...without a major credit card.
...without missing any of the good stuff along the way.
...without missing any of the good stuff along the way.
...wouldn't you have done the same thing for your children?
...wouldn't you have done the same thing for your children?
...you keep your hands on the handlebars at all times.
...you keep your hands on the handlebars at all times.
...you know A penny saved, and...
...you know A penny saved, and...
...you know, Go for it, pretty much.
...you know, Go for it, pretty much.
...you remarked about how much you liked mine.
...you remarked about how much you liked mine.
...your father may be going away for a little while.
...your father may be going away for a little while.
'E' is for everything you want to be
'E' is for everything you want to be
'M' is for merry, we're merry, you see
'M' is for merry, we're merry, you see
'O' is for 'O' gosh! 'O' golly! 'O' gee!
'O' is for 'O' gosh! 'O' golly! 'O' gee!
'S' is for super swell family glee
'S' is for super swell family glee
$35.
$35.
$37 for three tents?!
$37 for three tents?!
$300.
$300.

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