Porky's (1981) Edit

A bet's a bet. Now you gotta pay up.

A buck apiece.

A friend of Mickey's, my brother.

A hand on me again, you son of a bitch.

A hundred bucks.

A little smelly. Yeah, give 'em a break. [Chuckling]

A man?

A peanut shell and a rubber band?

A police lineup so that you can identify

A trophy for you, my little Pee Wee.

A trophy? What are you talking about?

Aah!

Act like you come here all the time, but don't overdo it.

Administration gets you for fuckin' food.

Again? I got it last time.

Ah, yes. Lassie.

Ah.

Ain't nothin' wrong with this car, boss.

Ain't nothin' wrong with this car, boss.

All he had to do was knock it off.

All right now, remember. Any sign of guns and we're gone, okay?

All right, a trophy. What for?

All right, come on!

All right, give me number six.

All right, grab everything that kills.

All right, how much you want?

All right, I'll give you something to play with.

All right, I'm going home.

All right, let's go.

All right, Mr. Cavanaugh,

All right, now listen, you guys.

All right, Pee Wee. All right, Pee Wee. Shh.

All right, shake hands.

All right, so how do I get her up there, put a rope around her neck?

All right, studs. Everyone got their I. D?

All right, studs. Everyone got their I. D?

All right, Tim, that's enough. Knock it off! Knock it off!

All right, what's going on here?

All right, you're going.

All right! All right! Come on, let's go!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Get him out of here and get him home. Now.

All right. I'll get my car. Hospital? Hospital?

All right. Thanks.

All right. We won't ask him.

All right. What about Sean Mulcahy O'Reilly?

All we gotta do now is wait.

All we need now is a Communist and a spic and we have the whole thing.

All you need is a watermelon and two jelly donuts.

Am I gonna have to take you home myself?

An hour.

And assault and battery. Now, hold on, Sheriff.

And be sure you pick up those clothes at the tailor's.

And Cherry, this is Pee Wee.

And don't call me Coach anymore.

And he'll do it for 10 bucks.

And he's making up the guest list.

And how do you know?

And I don't want my liquor license revoked.

And I just love to have fun.

And I mean that literally.

And I'm taking you to the principal.

And if any of you guys get out of line with any of my girls,

And if that doesn't work, just ask her.

And it is a menace.

And it's even longer with a hard on.

And kiss ass with all the n****es you want.

And meet us in the parking lot.

And Miss Balbricker can give a description.

And that's another one.

And the girls will be in there waiting for you.

And the pope is *******.

And the promise from your brother that all peccadillos

And this is Tim.

And this pile of shit come floating up to the surface. Hey.

And we

And we don't like everything he does,

And we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists.

And who are you?

And you can sc**** her off the mattress, Mickey.

And you can stick it up the old gazoo, Beulah.

And you thought **** were just smart.

And, Mr. Carter, I'm certain

Anthony Tuperello, affectionately known as Meat.

Any questions?

Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight?

Anyway, did you get the n****?

Anyway, even though he's a schmuck,

Are you bullshitting me?

Are you kiddin'?

Are you kidding? You calling her a dog?

Are you ready, boys?

Are you shitting me?

Are you shitting...

Are you sure you're ready?

Arrest him.

As distasteful as it is.

As it is armed and dangerous.

As long as you let 'em know you know what you're doing.

As soon as the coaches are gone, Jew boy.

Asses all the way back to Angel Beach.

Asshole.

At Angel Beach High School.

Attaboy, Mick.

Aw, gee, I didn't know, Mickey. I'm sorry.

Aw, shit.

Aw, shoot.

Aw, Turner!

Back to Porky's.

Barkeep, I'd like to talk to Porky.

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep...

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep...

Beg your pardon? The basketballs.

Behind the gym, Jew boy.

Beulah. Beulah Balbreaker.

Billy boy, y'all get the ******?

Billy loves those bird calls.

Billy, they just went in. Miss Walker's with them.

Billy, this is my friend John Conklin.

Billy, what's wrong with Meat?

Billy!

Billy!

Billy.

Bitch. Funny, huh? [Pee Wee Chuckling]

Blown tire. That's too bad.

Boy, it hurt like hell. Probably heard me all the way out here.

Boy, Miss Balbricker,

Brackett, you know I don't go all the way.

Brian Schwartz is my name. Brian.

Brian's a good guy.

Broken headlight. That's a $50 fine in Seward County.

Bullshit. That was no accident.

But as it is, I guess I'm talking to a ton of bad news

But bad news for the farm boys.

But beware of King Kong.

But can you imagine what the Board of Education would say

But don't expect too much.

But he just found out today he got turned down by Princeton.

But he's gonna get tired of you, then he's gonna hurt you bad.

But he's still our buddy, you know?

But I could swear this youngster's inebriated.

But I overheard this poor fellow saying

But I think this is the only way to find that boy.

But I'm missing it, man.

But I've got him now, and I'm not going

But if we find out he's drunk,

But Meat, listen. If you get suspended again,

But Mr. Carter...

But notice what's been happening.

But we better get him to a hospital.

But we got laws here about driving with busted headlights.

But we... No buts, Pee Wee.

But why don't you give me a hand here.

But you gotta understand he's got problems.

But you're a case, Cavanaugh.

By an exotic dancer in a few hours.

Bye! ♪♪ [Car Horn]

Call me Roy. I'm only 23, for Christ's sake.

Can I ask you something?

Can put a stop to this menace.

Can you cover it?

Can't wait to hear this story.

Cherry Forever?

Cherry Forever.

Cherry, meet Frank Bell.

Cherry, this is Steve.

Cindy and I are bringing the kids over on Sunday. I'll see you then.

Coach Goodenough, would you kindly

Coach, can I talk to you about Cavanaugh?

Come here. Come on.

Come on, baby. Oh, yeah.

Come on, be serious, now. I'm goin' tonight, right?

Come on, Billy!

Come on, Billy! [Boy Whooping]

Come on, Billy.

Come on, Billy. I'm coming.

Come on, Billy. They're gaining on us. They're gaining on us.

Come on, boy. Why don't you try some of that shit on me?

Come on, come on. Keep pumping, Billy.

Come on, girls. Don't be shy.

Come on, guys.

Come on, Jarvis, don't start that stuff again.

Come on, Jarvis. You mean the colored guy. The n****.

Come on, Jew boy.

Come on, man.

Come on, man. Let's go.

Come on, Meat, I'm serious.

Come on, Meat. If you go first, she'll be so reamed out,

Come on, move it.

Come on, shit for brains.

Come on, tiger. Let's go get 'em.

Come on, Timmy!

Come on, Timmy.

Come on, we're gonna miss her.

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Don't stop.

Come on. Let's get him, fellas.

Come on. Yes. [Chuckling]

Come up here, you sawed off punk.

Cough. [Laughing]

Count me in.

Damn good shot though. He stuck his nose right in it.

Damn it! I told you we were gonna miss them!

Damn it! It's Blubber McNeil. I can't see a thing.

Damn it. We missed them. Shh.

Damn, there's my boy.

Damn.

Destroyed two of my cars.

Destruction of private property,

Did you get it?

Did you see Timmy's face?

Did you whip him?

Didn't you hear about the other night? No.

Do I mind what?

Do it. Do it.

Do me a favor, okay?

Do not attempt to apprehend this prick

Do some reconnaissance.

Do you believe that? Wait a minute. Wait. Wait.

Do you have to do this with my girlfriend?

Do you know Mike...

Do you think he's really going back?

Does a fat dog fart?

Doesn't have to be in jeopardy.

Doesn't know what the hell I'm talking about, but he's willing

Don't be alarmed, girls. This is just your health department.

Don't have a busted headlight?

Don't let me down. I'm gonna get that little creep.

Don't stop. Come on, keep pumping, baby. Yeah.

Don't tell 'em your name is Schwartz.

Don't worry, old buddy. I learned my lesson.

Don't worry. It'll only take a minute.

Don't you son of a bitches know the difference

Don't, Tommy. Don't make me.

Don't... Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Edward Morris.

Edward. Up. Right now. [Knocking Continues]

Especially young guys. The more, the merrier.

Evening, Morris. Howdy.

Every time we go somewhere, you find some way to fuck it up.

Everything go all right?

Everything's under control, huh? Mr. Big Shot.

Except...

Fast break drill.

Fine with me, fat man.

First offenders. What do you say, Pork?

Five Angel Beach assholes here.

Five walking, talking rectums. [Chuckles]

Five young boys in the nude?

For an incriminating mole?

For being the biggest dickhead I ever went out with.

For Christ sakes, promise him.

For Christ sakes, promise him.

For God's sakes, we just blew up Porky's. That was my last chance.

For how long?

For me? What am I gonna do with 'em?

For me? What is it?

For the man who really measures up.

Forget it, okay? We lost. Come on.

Forget it, Pee Wee. Come on.

Forget it.

Four first names like most hillbillies?

Frankie?

Fred, that's angel food cake.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. That's colorful redneck humor.

Funny.

Gas.

Gee,

Gee, Lynn, I don't know.

Geez.

Geez. [Clears Throat]

Gentlemen!

Gentlemen.

Get 'em.

Get going.

Get him, Tim!

Get him, Tim.

Get him, Timmy.

Get in there, Young. [Whistle]

Get it at Porky's.

Get me out of here.

Get off! Meat!

Get out of here! Move it!

Get ready for Jarvis's revenge.

Get rid of the beer, Cavanaugh. [Chuckles]

Get that piece of pig shit out here!

Get that Pigmobile out here.

Get their asses.

Get their asses.

Ginny, why don't you and the girls go inside?

Give it to her, Billy.

Give it to me.

Give it to me. Give me all you got.

Give me a break, will you, Turner?

Give you two girls for an hour or three girls for a half hour.

Go back. Just keep going back.

Go for it!

Go get him, tiger.

Go home, snot nose.

Go on.

Go on. Go on.

Go on. Here we go.

Go through the door and wait for a knock.

Go!

God! Shit!

Goddamn it, will you move it, you lard ass!

Goddamn it!

Goddamn it!

Goddamn it!

Goddamn it! [Laughing]

Goin' where?

Good luck, kiddo. I'll have everything ready.

Good morning, Angel Beach. It's April 12.

Good morning, Miss Balbricker.

Good news for the beach bunnies

Good.

Got her, Tommy.

Great defense, Miss Cavanaugh.

Great.

Guess my old man's not such a bad guy after all.

Guess what.

Guile, charm, persuasion.

Gun it, Billy! Gun it! [Indistinct]

Guys. Hi.

Had a mole on it, and that mole is the key to it.

Hang in there, buddy. [Grunts]

Hang in there.

Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?

Have been in your establishment? They've been comin' in.

Have you seen this prick?

He ain't too busy for what I wanna talk about.

He catches you, he's gonna cut your pecker off.

He had his heart set on Princeton.

He just got out of prison.

He might get confused.

He wanted to go after Porky.

He won't tell me.

He works for my old man's construction company.

He'll be the comedy relief.

He's a contemptible little pervert who's...

He's a jerk, and a Jew jerk at that.

He's a prick.

He's a schmuck.

He's bringin' tweezers.

He's extremely dangerous.

He's liable to fall in.

He's not a bad guy.

He's only been here a couple months. Give him a chance.

He's smashed. The son of a bitch does it all the time.

He's the meanest lookin' mother you ever saw.

Heck, those broads never take a shower.

Hell, no. They got some badasses out there.

Hell, Pee Wee. We thought you ran all the way home.

Hell, yes.

Hello. Hi.

Her hands felt like butter, man.

Her, her in the... Oh, and her.

Here we go again.

Here we go. Go on home now.

Here you go, Meat. You can use that for a spare.

Here, chickie. Here, chickie.

Here, use this one.

Here's 20, 40, 50, 60...

Hey, aren't you ready yet?

Hey, at least I got nuts.

Hey, beat it, would ya?

Hey, Billy, Ginny just went in.

Hey, Brian, where you going?

Hey, Brian. Wait a minute.

Hey, Cherry, break the window.

Hey, chief, what the hell is this?

Hey, come on, boys. No strippin', no dippin'. Come on, let's go.

Hey, come on. Take them off. Look sharp.

Hey, did you get the colored guy?

Hey, Frank, ask one of the car hops if Mike Hunt's outside.

Hey, get this.

Hey, guys, we're gonna get laid.

Hey, how's Porky? I haven't seen old Porky...

Hey, I didn't do that. I hardly touched his face.

Hey, Jarvis, I got something you could blow on, you know? [Moaning]

Hey, listen up!

Hey, listen, Cavanaugh.

Hey, man, broads are broads.

Hey, Mick, it's your brother.

Hey, Mickey. How's it going?

Hey, nobody's forcing you.

Hey, Pee Wee, what do you think this is?

Hey, Pee Wee.

Hey, Pee Wee. [Shouting]

Hey, Pee Wee. Hey, Pee Wee.

Hey, Porky, wait a minute.

Hey, shh. [Cherry Moaning]

Hey, shh. [Cherry Moaning]

Hey, stop it, Meat. Come on. Come on, there's girls.

Hey, Ted, we're going too.

Hey, that's cash in advance.

Hey, Tim, I was just thinking, maybe we ought to invite Brian tonight.

Hey, Timmy, Coach gonna let you play tonight?

Hey, Turner, if Pee Wee's with you, you better cover his eyes.

Hey, wait a minute. How come you guys ain't getting undressed?

Hey, wait a minute. I got sloppy seconds, you got ticklish thirds,

Hey, wait a minute. I know that guy.

Hey, wait.

Hey, watch it, buddy.

Hey, what are you looking so glum about, Pee Wee?

Hey, you guys. Wait up.

Hey, you, that's the only way I do business.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, Conklin.

Hi, Meat.

Hi, Miss Walker.

Hi, Pee Wee.

Hi, Pee Wee.

Hi, Pee Wee. What's going on? Oh, nothing.

Hi, Steve.

Hi, Tim.

Hi. My name is Mindy.

His father? Why?

His name's Michael Hunt.

His name's Michael Hunt.

His old man.

His tallywacker.

Hold it.

Hold on, my ass.

Holy shit!

Holy shit.

Holy shit. It's a pussy stampede.

Horny bastards. Get out of here.

Horny little mother wore a rubber to his date.

Hot damn, you like to live dangerously.

Hot damn! Let's step on it!

Hot damn! They're gonna croak when this guy jumps out! Who's goin'?

How did you learn to fight like that?

How many cubes of sugar does your cousin require

How many girls can we have for $100?

How often have you had to use it?

How to fill out the forms on that.

How was the pussy, boys?

How'd they do that, sir?

How's it going, Timmy? [Wolf Whistle]

How's Lassie?

How's she gonna tell that by looking at us?

How's that?

Howdy.

Hup.

I can hear you in there.

I can identify him

I did have it in drive, boss.

I didn't do it on purpose. Well, fuck you.

I don't believe this.

I don't care if she lives with a blue assed baboon.

I don't care if they're dead, as long as they're not too cold.

I don't feel so good.

I don't have a busted headlight.

I don't know if this is important,

I don't know much about the laws in Seward County

I don't know what can we do. If he strikes out with Wendy Williams,

I don't know why.

I don't know why.

I don't know, man. He gave me the slip.

I don't know, Pee Wee. Even a nymphomaniac has standards.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't like to take shit,

I don't think there's anybody left.

I don't think there's anybody left.

I don't want nobody to see none of you with any of my girls.

I don't want to see any of you guys get hurt.

I drew Cherry a map. Cherry?

I found a place that's got one. I'll go tomorrow.

I go more than a couple weeks, I start to get jittery.

I got 10.

I got 12.

I got five.

I got her! I got her!

I got mine.

I got my sources, Turner. Now, he's got

I got something you guys lost in the Everglades.

I got that right here.

I got the pig's tooth.

I gotta be the worst coach that ever lived.

I gotta put my shoes on.

I guess I can show a little leniency for

I guess we better go now.

I guess we better save him.

I had a cousin named Billy Joe Jim Bob and he was killed in the war,

I hate to do this,

I have little enough room for my girls as it is.

I heard you run tail ass from some ****** tonight.

I hope shit floats.

I hope you haven't grown too attached

I just don't see why we gotta invite a kite.

I knew you wanted it. [Imitates Tarzan]

I know I'm dead.

I know it's him.

I know it's you,

I know this is completely unorthodox,

I know what it is.

I know.

I left my I.D. At home.

I like it. [Blows Raspberries]

I like it...

I mean,

I mean, it turns me on. It always has.

I need a rubber. Didn't I tell you?

I notice you're still including yourself in.

I personally am gonna kick your candied

I promise to shove my foot...

I said I promise to...

I saw it!

I saw it. I saw it.

I should have gotten better odds.

I swear to God, I'll kill you.

I think I got three.

I think I have a way out of this.

I think I know that kid.

I think it's great weather for flying kites.

I think we can get you one to three for felonious assault.

I thought he didn't drink.

I thought he had scholarship offers from 60 other colleges.

I understand you tried to butt heads with Porky.

I understand.

I used my face to break the son of a bitch's hand.

I wanna pay for some pussy.

I wanna see Porky.

I wanna talk to Porky.

I want a piece of your fat ass.

I want them booked on felony charges,

I want to see Porky, and I want to see him now!

I was giving the old place an enema

I won't overdo it.

I wonder if there are any kites around here we can fly.

I wonder what I could book you for.

I'd be an idiot to go mess with those shitkickers, right?

I'd have whipped him if it hadn't been for that sheriff.

I'd know that penis anywhere.

I'd like to feed him his nuts for lunch.

I'd rather be queer.

I'd recognize that penis anywhere.

I'd think I was talking to the fat lady in the circus,

I'll be looking forward to that, Slime.

I'll educate you. I'll wrap this right around your damn neck.

I'll have you fired for moral turpitude.

I'll kill you all. No!

I'll kill you white boys.

I'll let you off on the promise

I'll say. What do you use for a jock strap, kid,

I'll see you again.

I'll take care of it. I'll take care of it.

I'll take care of it. Take care of that, Mick.

I'll take care of this.

I'll take care of this.

I'll talk to Coach Goodenough.

I'm as cherry as George Washington's tree.

I'm cherry.

I'm drowning! I'm drowning!

I'm goin' home, you son of a bitch, what do you think?

I'm goin'. Ask 'em. They said I could go.

I'm going back to get that pig.

I'm going to nail her fat ass.

I'm going tonight! You're not cuttin' me out of any free nooky!

I'm going. 8:00, right?

I'm gonna break your fuckin' necks myself.

I'm gonna get laid. Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.

I'm gonna get you.

I'm gonna give you a night to remember.

I'm gonna kill you with my bare hands.

I'm having you put under a peace bond, Mr. Cavanaugh.

I'm just trying to help.

I'm long gone after this semester anyway.

I'm looking for a friend of mine. He's supposed to be there.

I'm not afraid of you.

I'm okay.

I'm sorry about that, Officer Jarvis.

I'm sorry, babe. No cigar. Can't do it.

I'm sure you boys can manage that.

I'm sure you do.

I've always wanted a shot at that mother.

I've got things to do, you hear?

I've got you now, Tommy Turner

I've never seen anybody drown in a bowl of chili before.

I've never seen so much wool. You could knit a sweater.

If being a man means being what you are,

If he goes out there again, I'll work him over.

If the woman you love turned her back on you?

If there's any sign of any guns

If we could just... Yeah.

If we hadn't seen him, he would have.

If you don't tell me why they call her Lassie.

If you ever come near me again,

If you were granted a lineup

If you're not cherry, you don't get Wendy.

In a minute, darlin'.

In order to examine their private par... [Stammering]

In spite of the juvenile snickers of some,

In that case, you're due for a nervous breakdown.

In the equipment room. No!

Is Mike Hunt here?

Is Mike Hunt here?

Is Mike Hunt in the parking lot?

Is that his girlfriend had just broken up with him.

Is that Tommy Turner?

Is that you give me five boys for a few minutes.

It always turned me on and I really...

It fits over your dick. [Laughter]

It looks like King Kong's rubber. What's it for?

It runs in the family, I'm afraid.

It sucks!

It was an accident, Coach.

It was him. I was just watching.

It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room

It's 64 degrees, expecting to reach a high of 76.

It's 70 miles out in the Everglades. We got a game Saturday night.

It's a bright, beautiful spring day.

It's a Ramses. Curse of the pharaohs.

It's bad enough, I was going out of jurisdiction

It's been a couple years since I been to the old joint.

It's disgusting.

It's for Pee Wee. You like it?

It's gone.

It's got a pink interior.

It's got a pink interior.

It's kike. K I K E. Kike.

It's kind of like a trophy.

It's Mickey.

It's not half as funny as the look on your face.

It's not kites.

It's okay, Pee Wee. Take it easy. We'll get 'em next time.

It's okay, Pee Wee. We'll take your word for it.

It's only two feet deep.

It's perfect.

It's Tommy and Brian. Let's go get 'em.

It's too big. [Laughter]

It's too late now.

It's your night, tiger. Pick the one you want.

Jarvis, you stupid redneck.

Jesus Christ. It's the mother lode.

Jesus, what the hell was that?

Jesus. Meat, give Pee Wee your I.D.

Just a few little jabs. I couldn't have done that.

Just act cool. Think you can handle that?

Just don't tell anyone. [Man] We won't tell anybody.

Just eating her heart out waiting for Pee Wee.

Just get her up in the equipment room. You'll find out.

Just get her up there and all things shall be made clear.

Just great.

Just hope he lives to outgrow it.

Just put a little weight behind it.

Just sit tight.

Just stand up straight.

Just wait one minute. Something's wrong here.

Keep pumping. Come on, boys.

Keep your balls off my tumbling mat?

Lassie?

Lassie's fine.

Learn to fight or you take a lot of shit.

Leave it. Come on.

Left hand raw. Right hand smacko.

Let me do Meat.

Let me go!

Let's get it over with. [Laughs]

Let's get out there and get America moving forward.

Let's go back inside. [Laughing]

Let's go now.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go. Come on.

Let's not invite too many guys. That way we all get her twice.

Let's see.

Like a frigid hippopotamus, Beulah.

Like a precision drill team.

Like an African Zulu man. 6'4, two huge gold teeth.

Listen to this midget. He's not even invited

Listen, Billy, be careful.

Listen, Junior, you go back and he kicks

Listen, when you're *******, you either

Listen, you guys wanna get laid or you wanna have a debate?

Little dip. [Chuckling]

Look out! [Screaming]

Look when we go to Porky's,

Look, Brian, Tim's our buddy,

Look, it doesn't have to happen tonight, right?

Look, ladies, I don't...

Look, let me talk to you alone for a second, okay?

Look, man, this is getting serious. I gotta get laid.

Look, Pee Wee, you wanna get laid or not?

Look, you know you're welcome to stay

Looks like I'm gonna make a man out of you yet, boy.

Louie, Hymie, Abie, Sam.

Lucky you.

Lucky.

Make sure you're finished

Man is not known by inches alone.

Man, are you sure they could find this place?

Man, this broad is hot.

Man, this broad is really hot.

Manslaughter. Killed a guy in a fight.

Maybe a collapsed lung. Billy, get an ambulance.

Maybe there's some horny midget out there

Me neither. I wouldn't even know

Me neither. I wouldn't even know

Meanwhile, I'll be glad to finish this strictly off the record.

Meat, Meat, Meat. Wait, wait, wait.

Meat, this way. This way. Run. Run.

Meat?

Meat's with him.

Mick, I'm telling you, they're bad mothers.

Mickey, are you crazy?

Mickey, look, I don't mind you being stupid, but this is crazy.

Mickey, you promised to get me laid.

Mickey, you're not thinking of going back out there, are you?

Mickey. Mickey, where you going?

Mike Hunt? Okay, just hang on a minute.

Mike, Mike. Yes, Mike.

Minutes or you don't play ball this week.

Miss Balbricker, do you realize

Miss Balbricker.

Miss Honeywell, do you mind?

Miss Walker.

Moral turpitude!

Moral turpitude.

Moral turpitude.

Morris, you're dead.

Mr. Carter?

Mr. Porky.

Must be catching.

My foot!

My friends and I here would like to party with five of your girls

My God, the boy's deformed.

My, you look nice this morning. Are you losing weight?

Nah. I got some things.

Nah. Too *******. Let's not take any chances.

Named Beulah, Beulah, Beulah!

Nestled by the shore in fabulous south Florida.

Nice face, Wendy. Get out of here.

Nice move, Tim. [Grunts]

Nice pass, Cavanaugh.

No kidding. Hey, Mickey. Porky.