Looney Tunes: Back in Action Edit

A diamond. A very special diamond.

A little help here?

A mission? I'm all a tingle.

A new Damian Drake movie? Cool.

A spy pie, maybe?

About the cross dressing thing? In the past, funny. Today, disturbing.

Actually, I'm down here, son.

Africa.

After him, boys!

After them, boys!

After this comedy...

Ah, it is spring, is it not?

Ah, it's good to stretch.

Ah. All right, here is the Blue Monkey. Go put it on the satellite. Go!

Aha! It's you know who to the rescue! It helps if you don't say the name.

Aha! The force field penetrating apple.

Aha. Page 8: "Daffy gets blasted again!"

Ain't that cute?

All my hopes and aspirations... Whoops.

All right, break it up, fellas. Nice coats. White is the new black, you know.

All right, bucktooth. Stick a carrot in it.

All right, I say, place your bets, gentlemen.

All right, let's see what this baby can really do.

All right, now. Buck up and let's see a little smile.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All units in pursuit of little black duck.

All you have to do is munch on a carrot, and people love you.

ALL: All of creation!

ALL: Aye! Mother.

ALL: What?

An actor playing a super spy as a cover for being a super spy playing an actor.

And be careful of the box of fireworks because

And by move on, I mean reversing course and getting Daffy back.

And comfortable too.

And I do voices. Listen.

And I'm the bunny who saved the card. Voilà.

And if you don't mind me asking, whose glorified personal assistant are you?

And now the hat is throwing me off. Would you...

And now you're gonna offer your catch to the pretty executive?

And remember, no one wants to be turned into a monkey.

And then: Barn! Wham! Barn!

And they say we get Daffy back. Right, boys?

And this.

And when I say destroy the duck, I mean kill him viciously and painfully.

And worst of all, you get into a big fight with Bugs Bunny...

And you're not in it.

And, oh, look. There's the Pendulum of Doom.

Answer: We team you up with a hot female co star.

Anyway, Mr. Smith, let's show this muscle bound beefcake...

Anyway, um, about that duck, you want me to get rid of him still?

Are we rich yet?

Are you all monkeys yet?

Are you gonna introduce us, D.J.?

Are you shooting a movie or something?

Ask Dusty Tails for the Blue Monkey.

At ease. I'm Mother.

At first, they told me to lose the stutter. Now they tell me I'm not funny.

At last my star is rising.

Bad dog! Sit!

Bad girl A bad girl

Bat lights. Bat conditioning. Bat stereo.

Be careful. There are men moving a safe and I don't want you to

Be safe.

Be sure and use the laugh. I like the laugh. Don't you?

Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting rabbits.

BEAR: Wait a minute. D.J.: I don't want trouble.

Because it looks absolutely nothing like a spy car.

Besides, I'm hearing my dad's voice in my head.

Blue Monkey?

Boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball.

Bright light city gonna set my soul Gonna set my soul on fire

Brothers Warner...

Buddy pictures.

BUGS [ON RECORDING]: Blue Monkey?

Bugs and Daffy. No, Daffy and Bugs. What do you think?

Bugs is here. Gotta go.

BUGS: Cheese it, the cops.

BUGS: Huh. Out of gas.

BUGS: Nice of Wal Mart to provide these Wal Mart beverages...

BUGS: Nope, sorry. DAFFY: Bugs, say it, come on.

BUGS: Nope.

BUGS: Now you done it. CAR: Arms at your side, please.

BUGS: So this is Area 51, right? MOTHER: No.

BUGS: Swank pants.

BUGS: Thanks, toots.

BUGS: This would have been a lot easier underground.

BUGS: This? ELMER: No.

BUGS: Uh uh. Not interested. DAFFY: No one will ever know.

BUGS: Unless you're in the audience...

BUGS: When you bring Daffy back, could you make him 20 percent funnier?

But don't quote me on that.

But I prefer someone with a little more oomph.

But I really like the...

But I was... It was...

But I'm already in costume.

But it's time to move on.

Cable, input, VCR and satellite, off.

Cable, input, VCR, satellite.

Can I be of service?

Can I try that again?

CAR: Taking you to Las Vegas.

CAR'. ETA to Mother, 10 minutes.

CAR'. Shaken, not stirred, sir.

CAR'. Taking you to Mother.

Card, sir?

Careful. Careful with my diamond. Easy, now.

Chair people, I reveal to you...

Checkmate, Mr. Chairman. You're going down.

Cleanup on aisle three.

Come back, you absconders!

Come back, you darn idiot galoots!

Come here!

Come on, give me your phone. I want to take a picture too.

Come on, it's only another 6,000 cubits in this here thick direction.

Come on, please? Can I hold the window? Let me see the window.

Come to Las Vegas.

COMPUTERIZED VOICE: Emergency shutdown activated.

COMPUTERIZED VOICE: Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert.

COMPUTERIZED VOICE: Ten, nine, eight, seven...

COTTONTAIL: I'm gonna come up on you.

Cry freedom!

Cut him off at the pass, boys.

D.J., I'm not here to fire you again.

D.J., I've known you since you were this big.

D.J.: All right. Here's the plan.

D.J.: Come on. MAN: He said he can do stunts.

D.J.: Cool it, duck This could be dangerous.

D.J.: Give the girl back!

D.J.: Gotta be a way out of this.

D.J.: Hey!

D.J.: Hit me. No, hit me first!

D.J.: Hold on, Dad, I'll be right there!

D.J.: I'm Damian Drake's son, D.J. DUSTY: What?

D.J.: Incoming!

D.J.: It doesn't look like much of a window to me.

D.J.: Miss Houghton!

D.J.: No!

D.J.: So, uh, Mother Call me "Mom."

D.J.: Tell it to the judge!

D.J.: Wow. KATE: It's an X ray.

D.J.: You just were following orders.

Dad, I think we should move.

Dad, this is for you.

Dad, you need me to call the police or something?

Dad.

Dadburn slapstick cliché!

Daffy

DAFFY [ON RECORDING]: It's a little adventure I call:

Daffy learns not to stick his head in a jet engine.

Daffy will save us. He's the hero.

Daffy, get back here. Don't touch that!

Daffy, you're right.

DAFFY: Ah, a super spy car. Let's ride. D.J.: This isn't a spy car.

DAFFY: Aha! It is a window.

DAFFY: Come on. D.J.: Daffy, stop!

DAFFY: Don't follow me.

DAFFY: Don't start that again.

DAFFY: Dress Inspector! D.J.: Look out!

DAFFY: Give it to me straight. How bad is it?

DAFFY: Hold everything.

DAFFY: I heard that. What were we discussing?

DAFFY: Jump. Jump!

DAFFY: My chariot awaits.

DAFFY: Nice car.

DAFFY: Oh, no, you don't!

DAFFY: Oh, this can't be good.

DAFFY: One side, Spartacuses.

DAFFY: Say it. Just a little "You're my hero"?

DAFFY: That's gonna leave a mark.

DAFFY: This is my adventure, bub.

DAFFY: Uh, did you order satellite?

DAFFY: What a fantastic view.

DAFFY: What about animation? I could do cartoons.

DAFFY: Woo hoo! Las Vegas!

DAFFY: You're not leaving me while you make off with my diamond.

Daffy!

Dagnabbit!

DAMIAN: Don't want to put you under any added pressure...

DAMIAN: You can get out of this, son. You've just got to set your mind to it.

Darn dark side!

Darn. I knew this day would come.

Dead duck walking.

Did I miss the part where I invited you in?

Did you know that Dusty Tails sang the theme song to six Damian Drake movies?

Did you see those Mummy movies? I'm in them more than Brendan Fraser is.

Didn't he used to be behind us?

Didn't quite...

Direct your attention to the video screen.

Do you know how hard it is to find a nanny with advanced weapons training?

Don't blame the equipment. It's good. It's ACME equipment.

Don't hit me.

Don't lose that card. It's important.

Don't touch anything. This is Damian Drake's car

Don't worry about me, son.

Don't worry, son. I'm fine.

Don't you think that'll get lonely...

Don't you want to look at your cards first, son?

Double agents, exploding bikinis, tigers hanging from helicopters!

Down! Put him down.

Duck Dodgers to the rescue!

Duck Dodgers to the rescue!

Duck Dodgers.

Duck here.

Duck season! Fire!

Duck!

Duck...

Ducks.

Dusty, can I talk to you?

Dusty.

Dynamite? Who has dynamite?

Earth freak.

Earthlings have the worst sense of direction. Aah!

Easy on the feathers.

Easy. Whoa.

ELMER [ON VIDEO]: Can we do another take, please?

ELMER: Ooh, I'm gonna blast you.

Enh, I don't even have cable.

Enh, thanks, Daff.

Enh, what's up, Darth?

Enh, you clean up nice, kid.

Enjoy the rest of your adventure, children.

Especially when it's a girl.

Eventful.

Every studio in town will Hey.

Everybody calm down, all right? I can handle this.

Exactly.

Except for the water tower, the Batmobile, the rubble known as Las Vegas.

Excuse me, do you remember me?

Excuse me? What about my father?

Excuse me.

Extra crispy.

Faster! Climb like my life depended on it.

Fear: noun. A state of terror. Aah!

Fellas, I think Daff's right. Maybe I'll take a vacation.

Finally, a Lethal Weapon that I can take my grandchildren to.

Find Dusty Tails.

Fine, be that way. But it's definitely a spy car!

Fine, he's hilarious...

Fire!

First you get rid of the duck that everybody hates...

Five dollars says my son will scuttle your diabolical plans and save the world.

Flattered though I may be, flattened I will not...

FOGHORN LEGHORN: I say, listen up, y'all.

FOGHORN LEGHORN: Twenty one, a winner!

For instance, if this was a movie...

For your information, it's just a job. It's what I do for money.

Force barrier seal in 30 seconds.

Freeze!

From now on, I'm gonna live the adventure.

From now on, you and I are going to be equal partners in this thing.

Gendarme!

Get it like you could, baby

Get over here, you idiot. No, cold. Cold. Warm, warmer.

Giddyup, Dumbo.

Give him a good zets every once in a while.

Give me that.

Go visit my 542 nieces and nephews.

Good boy. Fetch!

Good morning. Batman, you good?

Good rug, Mel. Never would have guessed.

Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn So get those stakes up higher

GPS with mapping software...

GRANNY: Little Damian.

GRANNY: Little Damian.

Grave news, my friends.

Great nose job, Chuck. Thanks, girls.

Great.

Greetings, Damian Drake.

Guess who? So did you miss me?

Guys, it's air conditioned in here. Come on in.

Ha, ha. Daff, you're accident prone.

Ha, ha. Look at that clown here.

Ha. You'd never catch that rabbit being this heroic.

Halt or be fricasseed.

Hand stitching, nuclear powered crotch pad...

Hang on.

Hang on. You're not seriously thinking about

Have you ever been disintegrated in one place and then reassembled in another?

He must not find the location of the diamond before we do.

He said don't forget the TurtleWax.

He sure went for all the extras. What a maroon.

He'll be down in a moment.

He's about ready to crack, boss!

He's gone.

He's got the camera!

Heh. Daff never misses a cue.

Heh. That's right. I'm a vicious bird of prey.

Heh. The pop diva thing? That's just one side of me.

Heh. Your dad is a spy. Ipso ergo, a spy car.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Henchmen.

Here.

Here's my money. Now play.

Hey, Bobby, how's the wife?

Hey, can I take a picture? Please?

Hey, Granny.

Hey, that's the stuff from my office.

Hey, what do you know? I found Nemo.

Hey!

Hey. Dusty! Hey. Dusty.

Hi, D.J.

Hi, Granny.

Hi, Tweety.

High powered laser.

Hit me.

Hit me.

Hit me.

Hit me. Hit me.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hold it up. I'll take a picture.

How about the Liberace Museum?

How do I know it's you?

How do you know about that thing that I've never heard of in my entire life?

How do you know my name?

How do you like that, Mr. Slap Yourself in Your Own Face?

How funny seeing you here, dear.

How was work today?

However, if we have any security guarding needs...

Huh. Pressed duck.

I 90'! you.

I also work for the Agency. Professional assassin.

I am a duck bent on self preservationum.

I am aware of that, yes.

I am monitored to respond to the name Robbie.

I can't die out here.

I can't. I can't reach over the hat.

I demand recompense. I want my diamond.

I don't know what I'm gonna do when I have kids.

I don't see how we can have a Bugs Bunny movie without Bugs Bunny.

I don't think this routine is gonna work without Daffy, but, uh...

I don't wanna get too wrapped up in your caper...

I figured something must have happened when he didn't show up.

I got an inside tip that Bugs Bunny is about to die.

I got you. But what's in it for old Sam?

I guess this is our stop.

I have to do everything myself around here.

I haven't tried toadying, kowtowing, or butt kissing yet.

I just fired the son of our biggest star.

I just got one.

I just tell him how much I need him.

I just want to know if that duck told you where he was going.

I knew I could count on you.

I know this because you nearly ran me over last week.

I know, but I don't want that. I'd really rather earn it, sir.

I know. He's my father.

I love this rug.

I need you to eject this duck.

I need you to move my 12:00 appointment up to 2:00 and then back to 11:00.

I prefer Mary!

I remember the first time I saw your dad in the movies.

I said await your turn, sir.

I said it's the queen of diamonds, I tell you.

I say we do Cirque du Soleil and call it a night.

I say we go that way.

I suppose I should mention the plate glass window

I think I can get you your old job back with less of a pay out than usual.

I think she likes you.

I think we can all agree that the decision to get rid of Daffy was a poor one.

I think when you go to the movies, you should learn something.

I thought they fixed that glitch.

I told you we should have made that left turn at Albuquerque.

I used to deliver pizzas in this car.

I was supposed to give him this.

I will have Daffy back on Monday.

I withdraw my objection.

I, uh, threatened your manliness, and you got me fired?

I'd rehearse back at ACME, but I never wore the hat.

I'd say it's a perfect day. Except for the fact that we lost the map.

I'll be too busy accepting numerous, multiple offers.

I'll starve. I'll have to eat envelope glue.

I'll take that!

I'll take that. Out of my way. Hero coming through.

I'm a really big fan of your son.

I'm actually...

I'm afraid the Brothers Warner must choose...

I'm allowed to steal. I'm a celebrity.

I'm getting really tired of throwing you out of the car.

I'm going to unleash our most vicious operative.

I'm hanging out with a security guard who lives with his father.

I'm kidding, relax. We did that.

I'm off to Las Vegas with my new sidekick D.J...

I'm really proud of you, D.J.

I'm rich. I'm affluent. My liquidity is assured.

I'm sorry I never told you this before, but I...

I'm sorry you feel that way. I was trying to be real to your character.

I'm sorry, but that's what comes with being a spy.

I'm sorry, our intelligence people feel a need to code everything in a riddle.

I'm still begging here!

I'm telling you, Daffy...

I'm the hero, all right.

I'm through with show biz!

I'm too moist and tender to retire.

I've discovered my lunch. Heh, heh.

I've discovered my roots.

I've gotten out of worse sc****s than this one.

I've hit rock bottom.

I've seen you notice me.

Icy she wolf? Help me, please.

If you are watching this, you are aware that the world indeed is in grave danger.

If you don't let go of me, I'll scream...

If you really like it hot Get someone who hits the spot, honey

If you really want it...

If you want it to be wild Gotta know just who to dial, baby

If you, like, goof on me in the sequel, I'm coming after you.

If you've heard her before, you're not here now.

Illegal aliens.

Immediately!

In a few days, they'll be kissing my befeathered rump...

Indeed.

Is it a mirage? Or just product placement?

Is that all you got?

Is there someplace we can talk?

Is this your idea?

Isn't it about time to enjoy a frosty, cold soda at the concession stand?

It is the ACME chairman's goal to turn the population...

It looks to be a deadly mission requiring strength...

It might.

It was prepared especially for your father.

It will send the wrong message to children.

It would be a disaster if it fell into the wrong hands.

It's 5:00 somewhere.

It's a little adventure I call:

It's a map of Africa. Maybe that's where the diamond is.

It's a modified Chevrolet with a big 24 on the side.

It's a pain in the butt being politically correct.

It's all: H00 hoo! Yuk, yuk.

It's really hard trying to juggle the two sometimes.

It's tough being the boss.

Just a suggestion, but all those in favor of not hitting that wall say "aye."

Just academic curiosity, you understand.

Just feel free to continue your delusional ranting...

Just how are we supposed to get to Paris?

Just put it back in the deck, anywhere is fine. And oopsie daisy!

Kate did Lethal Weapon Babies.

Kate Houghton, Vice President, Comedy.

KATE: Bad dog!

KATE: Hello?

KATE: Hey. DAFFY: Unh.

KATE: Wait a minute.

KATE: Wait. Maybe he wants to play fetch.

KATE: What? It doesn't work like that.

Kate. Any time now.

Ladies, please.

Las Vegas, Jeeves.

Leave my father's house. Now.

Left and a right and a left and a right left!

Let go! Don't you dare!

Let me just take care of this, and we'll...

Let's do some drills.

Let's go!

Like this.

Listen up, you darn imbeciles!

Listen, doll face, if I know Daffy, he's already hit the road by now.

Listen, if you're going to be a spy, you'll need spy stuff.

Listen, muscles, if this heap ever makes it to Vegas, I'll do all the stunts.

Listen, toots, would it stop the waterworks...

Little bigger.

Little bigger.

Lonely? I suppose I could use a little human companionship.

Look at that.

Look into your heart, D.J.

Look, a shooting star. Quick, everybody make a wish.

Look, I'm trying to be nice...

Look.

Looking for this?

MAN [IN NORMAL VOICE]: What the...?

MAN [ON VIDEO]: Action.

MAN [OVER MONITOR]: Memo to Marvin the Martian.

MAN [OVER MONITOR]: There he is. Stop him! Can you hold on a second?

MAN [OVER MONITOR]: Uh oh.

MAN 1 & MAN 2 [IN UNISON]: By Monday.

MAN 1: ACME. ALL: ACME.

MAN 1: ACME. ALL: ACME.

MAN 1: Cut. Print. That's a wrap. MAN 2: That's it, guys.

MAN 1: Get out of the way!

MAN 1: Input, satellite, tape, menu, rewind...

MAN 1: This is unacceptable!

MAN 1: You don't have one. MAN 2: Not anymore.

MAN 2: Look out!

MAN 2: Wait a minute.

MAN: Good night, Porky. See you tomorrow.

MAN: Hello, Mary.

MAN: I've come for the diamond. I knew it was you.

MAN: Mr. Drake, are you going to save us the bother of eliminating your son?

MAN: Not a bad idea, Dad.

MAN: Not again. He's down again. Are you okay?

MAN: Stay away from that Batmobile! Come here.

MAN: That airbag cost a lot of money. D.J.: I'm okay. I'm okay.

MAN'. Under no circumstances are you to allow...

MARVIN: Ah, a communication.

MARVIN: Disgusting Earth rodent. Now to neutralize that duck.

MARVIN: Now I must incapacitate you with my bubble gun.

MARVIN: Thwarting evil makes me so angry.

MARVIN: You pesky fowl!

Maybe. I ain't got time for that right now. I gotta go save my dad.

Mm hm. Yeah, I do.

Money plays, loser stays. Everyone's a winner Well, not everyone.

Mother, just one last question. What's the deal with this card?

MOTHER: All in due time. Lovely. Yes. Blow.

MOTHER: All right. Looks like an ordinary cell phone.

MOTHER: Sorry. D.J.: It's all right.

MOTHER: We do have the facilities to reconstitute the body.

Mr. Duck, excuse me, I'm sorry.

Mr. Smith is fired!

Must have been a photo.

My dad told me.

My destiny awaits.

My films have made $950 million!

My God, what am I going to do with you? You've done nothing but screw up!

My grease and gravy! Your dad is Damian Drake.

My pleasure.

My son is going to kick your evil butt.

Nah, Elmer never gets Bugs. It's a formula, but it works.

NASTY: I'll take that playing card.

NASTY: Shotgun!

Nice going, Bugs.

No more second banana for you.

No, Area 51 is actually a paranoid fantasy we concocted...

No, don't put me on hold.

No, forget that, man. You're evil.

No, he couldn't stand that.

No, I didn't. Well, I did. They did.

No, no, no.

No, really, your tail's on fire.

No, thank you. We'll call you.

No, your stuff is over here.

Nose hair trimmer. You always want to look your best.

Not to mention the 2 ton anvil hanging over his head.

Nothing is as it seems.

Now if I were a giant diamond, where would I be? Ow.

Now if you could just hand over the diamond.

Now make with the card, so I can please my dark masters.

Now take them away!

Now take those future simians away and lower the Monkey shield.

Now the diamond will bathe the Earth in a monkey transforming glow.

Now this tape will explain everything.

Now you're gonna pay for that one. Come here!

Now, if you want to keep your family "together"...

Now, just go take a shower, and don't come back till you smell better!

Now, listen, if we run into anything that requires super spy skills...

Now, that's an interesting feature.

Now, there's something you don't see every day.

Now, this, my friend, is the ACME Train of Death...

Now, we cannot let a boy, girl, duck, and rabbit thwart our plans for global domination.

Now, what did she mean by a window?

Obtain the playing card, and destroy the duck.

Of course you realize this means war.

Oh, crud.

Oh, God.

Oh, heh.

Oh, I hate to see a grown man cry.

Oh, I know you.

Oh, my heavens, no.

Oh, my.

Oh, no, you don't, buster. You're the hero.

Oh, no, you don't, eight ball.

Oh, pain. Oh, agony!

Oh, right. Area 52.

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah, that's cool. So I get to use all this stuff?

Oh, yeah. Your dad, yeah. So count me in. A spy caper.

Oh, you knew it was me, did you? You're wrong. Because I'm not me.

Oh.

Oh. You are Damian's son.

Okay

Okay, buster. Where's Damian Drake and that big diamond?

One day he decides that, "No, no, no! The Bren master does all his own stunts!"

Ooh.

Ooh.

Oops.

Our desert operative is due for a win.

Our latest research shows that Bugs Bunny is a core asset...

Out of my way!

Out of the way, fancy boy. I'm a commandeering this here clown car.

Out!

Ow, ow, ow!

Pardon.

Perhaps I was being too polite. Get out!

Permit me, madam.

Please put your greasy, buffet shoveling hands together...

Please, brother. Other brother?

Plus, liquid hydrogen rocket pockets, here and here.

Polycarbonate rappelling line with jet propelled micro grappling hook.

Put double espresso in their sippy cups.

Quick! After me!

Rabbit season.

Really? So are you.

Relax, sister. I don't know the meaning of the word "fear."

Remind me to get a new agent, will you?

Remote?

Remove the duck! The duck is in the...

Right.

Robert, darling. Excellent choice.

ROBOT: Exterminate them.

ROBOT: Exterminate!

ROBOT: Exterminate.

ROBOT: Fool humans.

ROBOT: Let us exterminate them.

ROBOT: There is no escape.

Say your prayers, duck!

Say your prayers, rabbit. It's rabbit season.

Say your prayers, rabbit. It's rabbit season.

Say, who are you kidding here? We're goners!

Secret pizzas?

See, I told you this wasn't gonna work without

Sell my Warner Bros. stock.

Shabby job so far, constable.

She's tied up in a burlap sack. He's taking her to the Eiffel Tower.

Shh.

SINGING [ON VIDEO]: I love to sing a About the moon a and the...

Slow down, will you? I'm waddling here.

Smell that, D.J.?

So good luck, Bugsy, I'll keep the engine running.

So here we are in the I can't tell you what room.

So is this where you keep all the high tech spy gadgets?

So it has come to this, has it?

So let me take a picture, will you? I want to take a picture too.

So little to do, so much time.

So not interested.

So shall we?

So that means if I go after the diamond, then the bad guys come after me.

So that's why.

So this is the remote that works.

So you're, um, a spy too?

So, what are your plans now, if I may ask?

So, what brings you to Las Vegas? You ran out of people to fire in L.A.?

Soon the ACME Corporation will tower over all of creation!

Suddenly I feel like I'm in Aunt Marge's Jell O mold.

Super SPY

Sure was a lucky coincidence you showing up just now.

Symbolically, this is bad.

Taking over your father's mission?

Tell me about the Blue Monkey.

Thank you very much. Now, I'm actually...

Thank you, but...

Thank you.

Thanks a lot.

Thanks, pal. I really appreciate this.

Thanks.

That is so sweet.

That is so sweet.

That razzan frazzan duck and that crazy son D.J...

That was fun.

That was great.

That was too easy.

That went well.

That's a good boy.

That's lunch, everybody!

That's me

That's nice.

That's not boxing. Bite his ear!

That's not really possible, is it?

That's not right. Cut. Cut!

That's show biz for you.

That's the Mona Lisa.

That's the sweet aroma of money, glamour...

That's what I'm talking about!

That's what they all say at first.

The ACME Corporation is in hot pursuit of the Blue Monkey diamond...

The audience expects it.

The Blue Monkey? What's a Blue Monkey?

The diamond has supernatural powers.

The duck is history, okay? So the question is...

The girl too, but we'll discuss that later.

The great thing about movies, you always know what will happen.

The mind, though, will remain a gooey mess.

The playing card, please.

The poor children!

The secret military base where they keep the aliens?

The window into what lies behind her smile.

Then just cancel it. And I need you to get a helicopter and, uh...

There are some areas of the script I think we need to address.

There's a duck in the middle of the map. Remove the duck.

There's a man there. He's got a woman.

There's gotta be 314 hotels and 142 casinos in Las Vegas.

There's no heart, no cooperation, nobody learns anything.

There's nobody as rich, famous, and powerful as my father...

There's nothing but a big rock for 10 miles in that, that...

These evil forces? They're bad people.

They don't even notice this kind of thing anymore.

They get some kind of perverse pleasure out of it. I think it's corporate.

They're already here. You're next.

Think of the millions of children who want me to have the diamond.

Think we should go back and help him?

This doesn't make a lick of sense.

This has been a career making day, Kate.

This is not a king sized diamond. This is a queen of diamonds.

This is the Blue Monkey? This dime store bauble?

This isn't about the giant ants, is it?

This mission needs years of experience and training.

This wasn't the plan.

Those guys came after my dad because he was going to save the world.

Three way calling, voice dialing, downloadable ringtones.

Time to wreak mayhem in the cause of evil.

To set the record straight...

To the Duck Cave.

Top that, rabbit.

TWEETY: Look, Granny, it's that nice boy from next door.

TWEETY: My turn.

Uh oh.

Uh, go home, folks.

Uh, Mom, what is it that you do here exactly, anyway?

Uh, Mr. Chairman, while we agree that the Tasmanian Devil is quite vicious...

Uh, so about my father?

Uh, something about capturing the son of a spy...

Uh, you go that way. I'm gonna go this way.

Um, what gives, doc? We made 35 pictures together.

Um, what's the point of just meandering through the desert if...?

Unbelievable, you may say.

Unbelievable.

Usually...

Vandals.

Very funny, duck. I'm not a security guard.

Viva Las Vegas

Viva Las Vegas

Viva Viva Las Vegas

Wacky, daffy, nutty, fruitcake, crispy over rice, it doesn't matter.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. I am Duck Dodgers!

Wait a minute. Pronoun trouble. I'm the hero.

Wait, a sushi bar.

Wakey, wakey, friends.

Water, Fresca, Mountain Dew. Your product name here.

Water! I can't die now.

Way to go, Daffy

We are never going to find that duck.

We cannot have 9 year olds working in sweatshops making ACME sneakers...

We cannot let the good guys win this time, people.

We gotta get them varmints and what they come for!

We hug, we cry, I drop something heavy on him, I laugh.

We love Daffy!

We must capture this son of a spy...

We wait here for the next truck or car or camel or whatever...

We're a cute couple, don't you think?

We're having duck tonight, boys. Ha, ha.

Welcome to my world.

Well, apparently, no one. Anyway, give me the Monkey!

Well, as it turns out, I'm secretly evil.

Well, Daff, you achieved your goal of being a hero.

Well, gotta go. Bank closes at 5.

Well, it seems that Damian Drake's son knows about the Blue Monkey...

Well, let's see. Uh, I can say I made an impression.

Well, Mary...