This Means War (2012) Edit

A body in the middle of the street.

A brave man once said to me, Pain is weakness leaving the body.

A gentleman's agreement. We do. May the best man win.

A joint. Okay. No, I need a deadline.

A little obscure, so if you haven't seen it, you'll thank me for introducing you to it.

A second.

A sex tiebreaker! That is what you need to do!

A tranq dart.

A tranq dart. Three inches over, I would've been dead.

About that, we will see.

About that, we will see.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely.

Actually, sir, there's nothing wrong with the spark.

After you.

Ah! God.

Ah! I'm gonna throw you the best bachelorette party ever!

Ahem. I think we should order.

Ain't you never seen The Kiss? You know, like that:

All eyes are up. Sat cams are good.

All hands are in the air

All right, get a room.

All right, I'm gonna go and rent a movie and take a cold shower.

All right, Joe. Good luck, son. Let's go to war.

All right, keep on scrolling.

All right, look, you flag lnterpol, I'll call some of our contacts.

All right.

All right.

All right. Yep.

All the gangbangers forgot About the drive by

Amazing? I don't know what makes me happier.

Amazing. Like five times amazing.

And his mom?

And how would you know what I like? I know movies. And women.

And I am going to convince him that he is loved...

And I am not gonna have sex with this woman either.

And I feel all right

And I like the way that I am with him.

And I need you to do it kind of quickly. it's fun, but I'm not the one having sex.

And I'm gonna bring the binoculars, the hand cream...

And if this ever starts to affect our friendship...

And it is a really good choice. Mm.

And let me hear the party say

And like anything...

And no ex wives.

And the party's here on the west side

And then six months later, I found him in bed with a Pilates instructor.

And they are going to absolutely love you, and you will love them.

And Tuck is British.

And wait for your call for the next Five minutes?

And we are gentlemen.

And you sound like a woman who has nine cats and knits her ass off.

And you tell me who you like and why.

And, besides, half those girls pee standing up, Tuck.

And, um...

And? Ha, ha.

ANNOUNCER Do you believe it?

Are these real? Yeah.

Are we recording this?

Are you ? Maybe your phone's turned off or something.

Are you ? Maybe your phone's turned off or something.

Are you allowed to open the cages? All the time.

Are you British? Yes, I am.

Are you insane? No.

Are you kidding me? You're my best friend. We're family.

Are you okay? Can you walk?

Are you okay? Yeah.

Are you sure about this, sir? We might have some constitutional issues here.

Are you sure that we should do this? Have I ever, ever, ever steered you wrong?

As per usual.

Aww.

Be in love, no.

Be there in an hour.

Because you are the first girl he's ever brought here.

Because you're uptight and don't know how to have good time?

Before Tuck stepped in, everyone in our village used to call me The Sausage wallet.

Before you came along

Before you go get paid

Best friends, family members.

Big mess.

Bollocks, mate. Bollocks!

BOTH Shut up.

Boylee, it's digital, you plank.

Boylee. Ahem.

Break up with them? Sleep with them.

Breathe in and breathe out, and come sit down.

Bring the old school

Brut? Patchouli.

Business or pleasure? Pleasure.

Business. A little of both.

But after last night, I can't see Tuck now.

But check it to make Clearly, you can't check it and see if it

But he must trust you.

But he's maybe too sweet? A little earnest?

But he's that guy who's always on, he's superslick.

But how were we to know that he would take it so literally?

But I think I needed to level with Yes? Tuck.

But I'm supposed to go meet Tuck this afternoon.

But it feels so good.

But lock up behind you Or don't lo I don't know.

But now I'm a big G

But thanks.

But that freeway's incomplete.

But this is my new friend. Lauren.

But this, what we had....

But you have a family. You have a son.

Bye, Joe.

Bye, Lauren.

Bye.

Bye. Bye now, guys.

Bye. Bye.

Cake is down. Talk to me.

Call in Special Ops? No.

Call me.

Can we call it a night? Can we please call it a night?

Can you do that thing on the high bar? Yeah. I think we should get going.

Can you excuse me for just a second? I'm just gonna, um....

Can you imagine all of that? Yes.

Can you imagine what that would be like to share with a woman?

Can you meet me there? I can be there in half an hour.

Can't believe this is my problem. Last month, I was dating Boggle.

Can't think of anything when I see him.

Can't wait to get into them. I wouldn't say that.

Charcoal or gas, number 1 9, what do you think?

Charming anecdotes.

Chatter suggests lvan lives here in L.A.

CHiPs marathon about to start, I got new sticks for Rock Band.

Choo choo train.

Choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl.

Clear. We're coming out. Okay, come on. Okay.

Clearly, she doesn't have a date for the night. We're easy targets.

Come here, you. Come here, you.

Come inside, we'll have a good time.

Come on, let's go get something to eat. Okay.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on in. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Oh!

Could you say that a few more times, because your voice is amazing. Ha, ha.

Couldn't work.

Cromantic. I do it all the time. Wanna see?

Damn. I think that's the new British lnvasion...

Designated driver Take the keys to my truck

Dickerman...

Did he just give our bird the bird?

Did she, ahem, actually say she wanted to go out on a date with you, though?

Did you know she was a gymnast? No, I didn't know.

Did you know she was a gymnast? No, I didn't know.

Did you see me light that up? Okay.

Did you tell him yet?

Didn't know you were in.

Do one of your focus groups you do at work.

Do you ever come prepared?

Do you know that new place on Third? I know it very well.

Do you know what?

Do you like pancakes?

Do you think it's possible to love two people equally?

Do you wanna go grab a bite? I know a pizza place around the corner.

Do you wanna help me pick one out? You're gonna adopt a dog?

Do you want us to put it up? Yes.

Does anybody have any useful opinions?

Does Joe know about this?

Does this have to do with Heinrich? That's level 5 classified.

Don't choose the better guy.

Don't do that. Don't say what I just said.

Don't let your country down, boys. Roger that.

Don't say that, I'm happy you moved here. We have a happy life together.

Don't talk to me, mate. ln fact, don't ever talk to me again. Don't

Don't touch my grill. I don't think this can handle a guy like me.

Don't use that brand, it leaves a film. That one's much more effective.

Don't wave your hands at me, chief. Don't you know who I am?

Don't worry about it, Lauren didn't even I just think it's poetic justice, right?

Don't worry, you're next.

Down he goes. Ground and pound him.

Drive, you idiot!

Dude, where are you?

Eight p.m. tomorrow. Fine.

Emily. What am I down with?

ETA five minutes.

Ever since I was a lower case G

Ever since that time

Everything is important.

Excuse me. ls there something I can help you with?

FDR has these tiny, like, girl hands. Like little T. rex hands.

FDR, target is holding steady.

FDR, what are you...?

FDR?

Finally. Because for a while it was all Egyptian men.

Find your soul mate with just one click. Log on today...

Fine. Fine.

Fine. Just get me close.

For the lady, for her, the best man for her.

For the rest of your life.

For women everywhere.

Forgive me, sir. You startled me.

Four. Four inches, okay?

Friend?

Frisky, I love it. Yeah.

Front impact airbag deployment in all models after 2006.

Full scale tactical prevention mode.

Get back to you as soon as possible.

Get him!

Get me close. I'm gonna pull a Monte Carlo.

Get on him. Ground and pound. Ground and pound.

Get out there. Tell them your decision. They're rational.

Get out your gun.

Go inside. Go inside the house.

Go to sat cam 6.

Go up on 5. Let's just pump the audio a little bit.

God, I love that kid.

God, you have not dated in a long time, have you?

God. Lauren.

Gonna give myself a finite amount of time to make this decision.

Good for you, pal.

Good Lord.

Good morning, Ella. Good morning.

Good morning, Lauren.

Good night.

Good night. Sayonara.

Good. Are you busy?

Gotta go, mate.

Great meeting you. Steve, yeah.

Great.

Guys wanna know that you're flexible and good at gymnastics.

Ha ha ha. Okay.

Ha, ha!

Ha, ha. I actually

Ha, ha. I should go.

Ha, ha. Oh, I'm sorry I'm laugh

Ha, ha. Oh, Nana's tomorrow night. Don't forget to tell Tuck to bring Katie and Joe.

Ha, ha. Stop.

Ha, ha. Ugh!

Hands up. No.

Hang on. Did she say she wanted to go out with you?

Happy hunting.

Have a meal. I think that would be really, really good.

Have fun. Ciao. Go back to the retirement village.

Have to pack up anyway.

Have you Okay. You asked me a serious question, didn't you?

Have you any reason to go there soon?

Have you ever been or do you ever plan on being a serial killer?

He actually won the Go Fish Masters tournament in Reno.

He did?

He doesn't want anything to do with me, at all.

He got into the rosé at brunch, he's gonzo.

He got into the rosé at brunch, he's gonzo.

He had the biggest blue eyes, like marbles.

He has a hard time trusting people.

He is. He saved me from becoming a swinger.

He likes it.

He likes you too.

He loved me to bits. Then he grew up, now I can't reach him.

He moves in space

He never told me that. Yeah.

He really challenges me.

He used the kid.

He was my person.

He was your person. You know what kind of person he ended up?

He wore that Superman costume everywhere.

He would

He, uh He's the surgeon that we were talking about.

He, uh, used his....

He's 7 and he's really lovely. Really lovely.

He's in L.A. We have to get on it right now.

He's just not the guy I thought he was.

He's my favorite artist. He's my favorite artist.

He's right. He is my only friend from work.

He's sweet, he's ki We have so much fun.

He's the best man I know. Bollocks, mate.

Heh, heh. The pliers, really? Yes, the pliers, really.

Heh.

Heinrich doesn't have any friends.

Heinrich is not gonna be happy. I'm more concerned about the boss.

Hello, Dad.

Hello, everybody, I'm Lauren Scott. Thank you so much for being here today.

Hello, it's lovely to meet you. Lovely to meet you.

Hello, son.

Hello! Cards!

Hello?

Hello.

Hello. I'm sorry, I'm not in. Please leave a message after the tone.

Hello. I'm Tuck. Pleased to meet you.

Hello. We're, um, friends of lvan.

Here she comes. Here she comes. Hi there.

Here we go. So the Coretex has minimal damage.

Here, drink this.

Here's a surveillance file from the DFS in Mexico.

Hey, babe, you're using the vector chute, right?

Hey, Betty. Excuse me?

Hey, bud. Hi.

Hey, man, so, uh, I'm a little worried. I don't know if, um

Hey, man, uh, it's about 5:43. Uh....

Hey, man, uh, it's about 5:43. Uh....

Hey, Mr. Deep ln Thought. You wanna talk about it?

Hey, Nana's tomorrow night, huh? ls that Nana you're talking to?

Hey, Snuggles, how are you, bud? it's a Boston terrier.

Hey, spudley, how you doing? Come on, give us a cuddle.

Hey, Tuck.

Hey, Tuck. Hey, how you doing?

Hey, watch there.

Hey, what are you two doing this afternoon?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. it's Steve.

Hey. Oh, God!

Hey. We lost contact.

Hey. Where are you going?

Hi, Dottie. And who are these people?

Hi, Lauren, I'm really, really sorry about what happened.

Hi, my name is Xenia. Pleased to meet you. I'm Tuck.

Hi, Steve, hey.

Hi, um, I'm Katie.

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. I'm Lauren.

Hi. Maya.

Hi. Your Dad was just telling me how you got your nickname.

Hikes it up and goes, Oh, look. l've got me naughty bits tucked under.

Hit the shore 'cause I'm faded Honeys in the street say

Hit. Oh, nice. Get on him. Oh!

Hm?

Hm.

Hold on.

Honesty, Franklin.

Hor And might I remind you...

How are you? Good. You?

How he got his name. Tuck. No, he didn't.

How many creeps are out there?

How silly of me.

How very nice of you. Thank you. You are welcome.

How was it?

How you doing, Nick? What?

However, not as good as Rebecca, Notorious, Vertigo...

However, the Tempolite has damage and there's rusting around 300 degrees.

Huh? Oh, yes.

Huh? Yeah. Austrian cat. Boy can paint.

Huh.

Huh. Uh, he's a surgeon.

Hysterical.

I already asked Collins for a transfer.

I am a cruise ship captain of a very large vessel.

I am impressed with you.

I am so glad you could make it on short notice.

I ask Bob.

I asked Lauren to marry me.

I bet yours has got antlers and howls.

I can't help but thinking I'm putting them in this position.

I can't really do this, um....

I care for Lauren. Great, you have affections.

I could count every step.

I could end up a skin suit or in somebody's trunk.

I couldn't give a monkey who Lauren chooses between us.

I did not. I wouldn't say These knockers. Oh!

I didn't expect you to. lt was a surprise.

I didn't put a sat tracker on her. That's immoral. I put one on her cell phone.

I didn't. I was doing well until you turned up with your big hair and your white teeth.

I do now.

I don't believe this. What?

I don't even know what that means. You're flexible.

I don't expect you to understand. Why can't you just admit you lost?

I don't have any parents. I have no family.

I don't know, he's 10 or 1 1 , wearing a dress.

I don't know. Shut up.

I don't know. They're both incredible.

I don't think it heated up fast enough.

I don't think so.

I don't think so. Thank you, princess.

I don't think you want us making any great grandbabies.

I don't understand. They should be there.

I feel like an idiot. I thought they cared. Can we get out?

I feel like I need to apologize again for that bizarre profile.

I feel like I'm having a panic attack. Breathe.

I feel weird about dating two guys at once. Don't feel bad about dating two guys.

I felt like I was dead

I get it. You come in here looking for a girl renting a movie.

I got I walked in and they said they were friends.

I got creamed.

I got good love

I got it, mate. Yeah, I totally understand. Thank you very much. Cheers, mate.

I got no beef with repetition

I got no beef with repetition

I guess I could stick around a little longer, talk about grills.

I had a nice time tonight.

I had a really fantastic day today, thank you very much.

I had a really fantastic day today. Thank you very, very much.

I had no idea. Of course. How could you know that?

I had to find out I didn't know.

I have l've got a meeting too, so

I have a hard time trusting people too.

I have a photograph of my girl. I was doing the same thing.

I have a son.

I have a very important question to ask. Good. Go on.

I have this laughter thing when bad things happen.

I have to do what any rational woman in my position would do.

I have to go to work. I have a meeting.

I have to take my hat off to you. This is impressive.

I hope you can forgive him, Lauren.

I invited Lauren.

I just can't believe I gave up everything for him.

I just felt the whole thing to be a bit stiff, uptight, not really user friendly.

I just said peace. I want to die right now.

I know enough to know that he who hesitates

I know exactly what kind of girl you are.

I know it's a little awkward with you having slept with her and everything, but....

I know who you are, mate.

I know you planned it I'm gonna set it straight

I know.

I like sushi. She seemed really nice. She was really pretty.

I like that guy with the unibrow and the braces.

I like the rotisserie feature.

I love my job. So there you go.

I love pancakes. Really, l'd love to have pancakes.

I love patchouli. Lovely.

I love the way they look into each other's eyes like that.

I love these dogs. Hi.

I love this place.

I love you, baby.

I love you, baby. Bye.

I love you, man. Love you too.

I love you?

I love you. I love you too.

I love you. I love you. I love you too. That's so funny.

I mean, I know he's fat and ridiculous, but he's my fat...

I met somebody.

I might like him more than I like you.

I need a little privacy.

I need good love

I need some help with work.

I need you to stop making references to Boggle like a man. it's a game.

I never even slept with Lauren.

I really like her too.

I really like this girl.

I S H l T you not. I was L M F A O when I read that.

I said this is private game.

I said, thank you. Thank you. You don't have to be annoying about it.

I see any police, any agent within a mile...

I see you brought your baby brother to protect you.

I should I should probably I should probably head off.

I should be a gentleman.

I should have killed you in Kandahar when I had the chance.

I think I'm going to have to kill her. Well, actually...

I think it could. Really?

I think it's time for me to be responsible for something other than myself, you know?

I think there

I think you did.

I thought maybe we could make pancakes or something.

I thought the lid was hard to handle. Mm hm.

I thought Uncle Frank was your only friend.

I told you it wasn't gonna be an issue.

I told you you shouldn't date two guys at the same time.

I tried to get your back there. I got off a few shots...

I trust you. I know you'd do anything for me.

I trusted you.

I understand you're Savile Row's finest.

I want parabolics, infrareds, sat cams, everything we got on the job.

I want to know what makes her laugh, cry.

I want you to acquire intel on one Lauren Scott.

I want your boyfriends.

I wanted you to think that I had a perfect family, so I hired some people.

I was a gymnast in high school, my best event was the keg stand.

I was given misinformation, okay?

I was just That kind of thing's lovely, isn't it?

I was just wondering if I might skip out a little bit early for the holiday weekend.

I was the only thing keeping you alive in Kandahar, mate.

I was thinking of taking lead on this one, thank you.

I wasn't sure if you were gonna show. I told you I could handle it.

I will too. Okay.

I wish you would act like that with men.

I wouldn't want anyone wearing the same suit.

I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

I'll see you there. All right, my love.

I'm always the first in the door. You're not always first at everything.

I'm available for lessons anytime.

I'm down too.

I'm excited. So am l. God, you look gorgeous.

I'm going out, dating, meeting guys.

I'm going to hell. You're not. lf you go there, I'm

I'm gonna be honest. I am not a travel agent.

I'm gonna go because I'm gonna go meet my guy, Ken.

I'm gonna make it

I'm gonna pass out.

I'm gonna shake it

I'm here now. Okay.

I'm just about to. Good luck.

I'm kind of buzzed and it's all because

I'm not this kind of girl.

I'm pretty sure that's the cataracts.

I'm really No, actually You've done Lauren, listen Shut up.

I'm really glad you called.

I'm scared.

I'm scared. You haven't done this in a long time.

I'm serious. Why would l? No.

I'm so sorry.

I'm something of a grill master.

I'm sorry about Jonas.

I'm sorry. This must be your boyfriend's seat. Uh, Ken, right?

I'm sorry. Those people back there, they are not my parents.

I'm sure you understand that. Of course, sir. with this fabric and color...

I'm telling you, it's getting weird.

In my head

Incredible guys. I don't have a choice.

It's Friday night

It's worse. They know each other.

Jack.

Jerry's taking me to an alpaca farm.

Jesus. I cannot believe you didn't trust me.

Jinx. Ha ha ha.

Joe. Joe, Joe.

Jonas!

Jump run! Hey, you're good.

Just a minute, for a second.

Just get me off this thing. How do I cancel it?

Just give him your keys. I don't want the car.

Just incredible.

Just kiss me right now. I'm not gonna kiss you. You're bipolar.

Just kiss me. What? Absolutely not.

Just saying.

L, well....

L'd fuck me. l'd fuck me. What's wrong with this boy?

L'll be around the corner on ringtone. I'll be at the video store.

L'll be right back.

L'll be the judge of that, thank you very much.

L'll be there to pick you up.

L'll see you I'll see you in the office?

L'll see you in the field, mate.

L'll, uh, take care of all this.

L've got some action.

Lauren, hey.

Lauren, it's FDR. I am so sorry about what happened.

Lauren, you're incredible. You're not so bad yourself.

Lauren. Lauren.

Let me get this straight. You put your personal, private details...

Let me hear the party say

Let me pick him up, and then I'll drop you straight off after.

Let me take a look at that, sir? No, I'm fine.

Let them through.

Let's go, Jonas.

Let's let the paintings speak for themselves.

Let's not forget, yes, I did find her first. Yeah, but she fell for me, Tuck.

Let's pick the saddest, oldest bastard here.

Let's show these kids how it's done, huh?

Lf I say yes, will you leave? This is my job.

Lf I'm only a step behind, it's because I'm cleaning up after you.

Lf there was some action, what were you gonna do?

Lf we go to that warehouse, she's not walking out and neither are we.

Lf you have, you'll know what a good choice it was.

Lf you want me to have sex with both of those guys...

Lf you were from

Lf you're an O.G. mack

Like if our nation gets attacked by random paintball people...

Like something was wrong with the motor, maybe the spark was dead.

Listen. You take your hands off me.

Ln a car crash. They were going out to dinner one night and, um

Ln a little bit.

Ln a shot. I'll be right back.

Ln fact, it's sort of a second tier title.

Ln light of everything I found out, I feel Tuck.

Lncredibly magical kiss with tongue.

Lndeed. How nice.

Lnnovation became intrinsic....

Long day, huh? You don't know the half of it.

Look at the tension between two and three dimensionality.

Look at you. Oh!

Look, l

Look, pal, we kissed too.

Looks cool.

Los Angeles.

Love, yes.

Ls that Dad? Huh?

Ls that Sade? Sade is not exclusive, my friend. Jesus.

Ls this what I think it is?

Lt doesn't matter. I love you. You're my best friend.

Lt doesn't work like that.

Lt feels so good

Lt gets fives across the board.

Lt goes all the way around his head. I know, he was so cute.

Lt is a family gathering, Nana.

Lt is awesome.

Lt only took you 30 years. Tuck.

Lt so happens I have a lot of experience with grills.

Lt was pretty special. I don't think it will be the last.

Lt worked. You see that? What'd I tell you? Hm?

Lt's a date. Look, lucky for you, I'm free tonight.

Lt's a grenade!

Lt's a nice move, isn't it? Meet the family. What are you, Garry Kasparov?

Lt's amazing.

Lt's classy, but not stuffy.

Lt's dangerous.

Lt's dead. He's killing our bugs. Bring up 4.

Lt's for the Heinrich case. COMPUTER VOlCE: Searching database.

Lt's good. it's good. I understand.

Lt's got comedy, drama, romance, it's a thriller.

Lt's Heinrich.

Lt's just

Lt's just a game. Ah!

Lt's just been a lot, and I think I should go.

Lt's just I was really looking forward to today.

Lt's just so weird. My dad used to collect these.

Lt's kind of gross when they kiss.

Lt's making them crazy. it's making me crazy.

Lt's mostly vodka.

Lt's not fun.

Lt's not funny. I shouldn't do that.

Lt's not like that. Lauren's been asking about them, and you know Nana.

Lt's not that. lt's.. . .

Lt's really awful.

Lt's really lovely. What's lovely?

Lt's really okay. l've done this.

Lt's Steve. Okay. Thank you so much.

Lt's the mistakes that make us who we are.

Lt's very nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too, yeah.

Mag! Give me a mag!

MAN 3: No head shots! MAN 4: That's illegal.

MAN Are you looking for someone to start a life with?

Man, come on.

Mate, I am such a huge fan of poker.

Maybe not perfect, but damn near close...

Maybe we could get you a kid, sir. For a day.

Me love you long time

Me so horny

Me too.

Medically speaking? Fine.

Men! Move. MAN 1 : My face!

Mission is a go. Repeat, you are green to go.

Mm hm. I brought pie.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mom, could you fix this? Hey, buddy.

Mom. Yeah?

More fun that I've ever had in my entire life.

Morning. Good morning.

My fiance', yes. Yeah.

My God, I love these places. I thought you might.

My layover day?

My office thinks I clean my house in a naughty nurse costume.

My small friend here is a kick ass travel agent.

Name is lvan Sokolov.

Nana. We really don't have to talk about that right now.

Nathaniel.

Negative, we don't have the angle. Do a reverse Karachi.

Neurosurgeon. I'm the department head at the children's hospital.

Nice looking woman from last night.

No kids that I know of. Okay.

No matter how hard she tries.

No more lonely nights.

No, I only let you think that, right? Think that, to make you jealous.

No, no, I'm just at work. What are you doing?

No, no, no. You're perfect?

No, no, that's Mommy's special milk, okay?

No, no, they do it to us all the time, okay?

No, no. Honestly, after you.

No, not really.

No, not yet, but I think he will in a minute.

No, we should. No, no, no.

No, you can't bring the binoculars. You're not watching my date.

No, you didn't, that's just a matter of opinion.

No, you were sitting in the chair. And suddenly, you started walking toward me.

No, you're not. Yes, I am.

No! What are you doing? No!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Actually, no, don't.

No. I'm sorry, but

No. Just the intel flash coming over.

No. Mm hm.

No. No, I didn't.

No. No, we can't.

Not really, no.

Not this week.

Now I've got a woman

Now, did you see this?

Obviously I'm busy, because I'm a mother, but I would carve out time in my schedule.

Of course I did, didn't you? No.

Of course I do.

Of course they are.

Of Gustav Klimt? Of Gustav Klimt.

Oh, bollocks.

Oh, crap.

Oh, Dad.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear. Wonderful.

Oh, God, I gotta get the goggles on. This is very stressful!

Oh, God, I love it when you talk dirty.

Oh, he went out on a date. Of course he did.

Oh, hey, uh....

Oh, I don't wanna lose my spot. Don't worry about it.

Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. You take it.

Oh, Lauren. Yes.

Oh, look at that. A little kiss on the hand there.

Oh, my God, I feel so bad.

Oh, my God, that is so funny running into you again. That's so funny.

Oh, my God, that's awesome. How do you feel? Can you walk?

Oh, my God, what is that? it's a screwdriver.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Are you okay?

Oh, my God. He's cute.

Oh, my God. Okay.

Oh, my God. This is not happening.

Oh, my God. What ?

Oh, my goodness, this is amazing.

Oh, my goodness. it's a....

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh. Hello. How are you?

Oh, no, take lead, please.

Oh, no. Everybody should have a friend who's a spaz.

Oh, not at all. Okay.

Oh, not his given name. Not at all. Tuck. Unusual, right?

Oh, please, you're not You date, but you're not taking it seriously.

Oh, so horny

Oh, son of a bitch. Who is ?

Oh, thank you! Finally!

Oh, thanks....and your life...

Oh, those are his parents.

Oh, we really do. No, no, no.

Oh, what's the matter?

Oh, wow. Uh....

Oh, wow. Um....

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah, of course. it's a holiday. And a weekend.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, how does that make you feel?

Oh, you do? Yeah. He's called Joe.

Oh! Uh....

Oh. wow.

Okay, bud, time to go.

Okay, bye.

Okay, good, good. Well, I'm available as a friend.

Okay, good.

Okay, I believe you. Wow.

Okay, I think I'm ready.

Okay, save me a drink.

Okay, so he wants to play family, so we'll play families. We can play families. Right?

Okay, so I will ask you questions about the products.

Okay, so she grew up in Georgia.

Okay, stop.

Okay, the truth about Joe is that my relationship with Joe is really awful.

Okay, Tuck. Mm hm.

Okay, well, you know what?

Okay, what about Tuck?

Okay, where are we going?

Okay, you are disturbingly good at this.

Okay, you get three square meals a day and we'll get you a nice pair of trousers.

Okay?

Okay? Okay.

Okay? So I didn't want you to see that. it's actually very embarrassing.

Okay? That's why I hired some, because I thought that was normal. I thought

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Bye.

Okay. For women everywhere. I love it, I love it, I love it.

Okay. Good.

Okay. Have fun.

Okay. I didn't know you had pictures. Give it.

Okay. I'll see you for lunch then. That would be lovely.

Okay. I'll sound off. Okay.

Okay. it's good.

Okay. l've said okay now, like, five times.

Okay. Last night was

Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. I need you to keep that end of the weapon well away from me, clear?

Okay. One...

Okay. Open them.

Okay. Thank you.

Okay. Thank you.

Okay. The people.

Okay. Thumbs up.

Okay. well, peace.

Okay. You look gorgeous.

Okay. You're right, I do. Yeah?

On that note, will you excuse us, ladies, because we do have work to do.

On the mat? That's amazing.

Once she heard I was dating someone, she got excited. She wanted to meet them.

Once. Long time ago. Before you guys even knew each other.

One ring means you need an extraction, two, a cleaner, three, I can get home.

One thing with my suits, I like to know they are one of a kind.

One week?

One, two, three and go? All right.

Open your eyes.

Or I'll have to kill your pretty girlfriend and her friend.

Or maybe a grill like this is just so scared of being burned...

Order me a drink.

Ouch. Come on, Lil.

Our Munich office got a hit back on one of Heinrich's men from Hong Kong.

Pain?

Patriot Act.

Perfect. That's very helpful.

Permission to come aboard, captain?

Please, sit. Please, sorry. Yeah.

Pool on the roof. Oh, you know...

Predictable, safe and boring yet again. Why don't you tickle lvan's feet...

Pretty fancy words to get the girl in bed. Bravo. Well done. Good performance.

Pretty smart for a club rat. Ha. Ouch.

Probably one of his testicles.

Rather to paint using hands.

Really nice meeting you.

Really nice meeting you. lt was a pleasure.

Really super early. So I gotta go.

Really?

Really? I'm not a cruise ship captain.

Really? Mm hm.

Right there, that's it. Hit it. He's giving you his back.

Right, look, I totally understand you needing to walk away...

Right, so you got your aliases. Back stories.

Right, we're just getting to it. Old Tuckers comes down one day.

Right!

Right? That's dirty sex.

Right. Ladies, mental gents, I shall see you at 1 300 hours.

Right. So can I have the disk? Yup.

Right. This is a live operation, it's a full wrap and tap, boys.

Right. what happened?

Rock 'n' roll

Rock 'n' roll

Rock 'n' roll

Roger that. Right. Right.

Rollerblading? I mean, what is this, 1 994?

ROSE I'm flying.

Sabotage

Safe.

Said she needed to talk because she was F T F O.

Scott.

Secure the device. And remember, this mission is covert.

See that? I pwned him, didn't l?

See you. Okay. Bye.

See, Em? The best product always wins.

Seeing as we're both here, we might as well share resources.

Seen it in a book. Pre secession movement.

Seriously, you don't wanna see it.

Sex tiebreaker.

She blew my mind

She blew my mind

She called you.

She does, but she's incredibly attractive with them.

She fell for me. it's not my fault you're always a step behind.

She got the beauty, style, grace. He's so sweet to me.

She texted her friend Trish.

She's a 1 0. Go on three.

She's a fan of classic rock and collecting mini Camaros.

She's an incredible singer. She is.

She's got a magic spell on me

She's the one that initiated it in the first place.

Shh. No more thinking.

Shoot him.

Shots fired. Men down.

Shut up. To That's me shutting up, right now.

Sir, how is this girl connected to Heinrich?

Six men in the morgue.

Skin suit. Skin suit's pretty bad.

Slept with my wife? She wasn't. You didn't know her.

Small hands, not an issue.

Smile on a child's face or waking up next to you every morning.

Smooth operator

Smooth operator

Sniper squad? Take me out? No, no. I mean

So am l. FRANKENSTElN Love...

So beautiful. He brings out the best in me.

So did l.

So do l. You do?

So do your thing.

So good.

So has he told you? What?

So I packed up my entire life and I followed him out here.

So I thought l'd hire a family, because I thought that was normal.

So I'm gonna go.

So it's Tuesday. Mm hm?

So maybe some other time.

So nice to meet you. Finally.

So tell me one thing that's not on your profile.

So that means the Coretex gets the recommend.

So the great air hockey cheats, that is.

So whatever, man, just hanging out, watching the thing.

So when I added it all up and I crunched all the numbers, it was a

So you know how I was telling you that Tuck has been really earnest?

So you're not a travel agent?

So you're not backing off? Nope.

So you're the girl who's been putting up with Franklin.

So you've never killed anybody with your bare hands.

So, sir, you want me to hack into a video store database?

So, then, we have we have We have a gentleman's agreement.

So, uh, just give me a call if you're okay, okay?

So, what are you gonna do about it?

So, what brings you to Hong Kong?

So....

Some people think grills just burst into flames at the slightest touch.

Sometimes he would finger his paintings to get closer to them.

Sometimes, he would use mud and sticks.

Sometimes, I think he doesn't care about anything more than himself.

Sooner or later he'll be coming for you.

Sorry about that. That was the weirdest five minutes of my life.

Sorry to interrupt playtime, but we have an address on lvan Sokolov.

Sorry, I started thinking You started thinking?

Sorry.

Steal this car, Tuck. Got it.

Strong advocate of the finger painting movement.

Supposed to be here three minutes ago.

Sure. Let's go.

Sure. That's great. Good. That's good.

Sure. Yeah.

Sushi for one.

Sushi for one. Yeah. Always for one.

Sweet, sweet love

Take care.

Take care. You take care of her.

Taking her to the Blarney Stone. I like the jukebox.

Target is inbound.

Tell us where Heinrich is and we'll be able to cut you a deal, lvan.

Thank you for having me to your nana's.

Thank you for that.

Thank you, she's already made her choice.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks to you two geniuses...

That boy come right out of nowhere.

That is so beautiful.

That one over there in Foreign? Too much angst.

That the time? Yeah, I got that thing.

That was crazy.

That's a crying shame.

That's a lovely suit.

That's exactly why I'm walking away.

That's fine. That means you're open to role paying.

That's G 4 classified.

That's good. One week I have to make a decision.

That's Heinrich.

That's her.

That's how you kill him. What are you doing here?

That's it, stand up.

That's it. Now you feint. Nice feint.

That's just weakness leaving the body.

That's my job. it's easier. There's charts, there's numbers.

That's pretty impressive. For you, yeah. What does the other one look like?

That's sweet. You are so lucky.

That's the girl from the video store? Right around the corner from the bar.

That's the kind of friend I am.

That's the same, they're kind of even. So get into decision making mode.

That's the spirit. Do it. And Bob's super horny, I gotta go.

That's why you start online dating. They have lots of charts.

That's, uh, Lauren S Lauren? Lauren Scott?

The best man for her.

The candles were a fire hazard. No.

The Harpist, 1895? I have this

The intimacy with the canvas to finger a painting

The last three guys she slept with.

The little fellow jumped off the roof. Oh!

The mission parameters of the Heinrich case...

The only thing you were worried about getting fired up was Lauren, wasn't it?

The other day, we went paintballing...

The other half are on one of our watch lists.

The person that ends up with a girl that makes out after she eats yellowtail.

The summertime skirts And the guys in Kani

The tape jammed, so.... Ha, ha.

The usual? Yeah.

Then he Boylee, what happened next?

Then he entered the premises.

Then you ought to know that when we went out on our date, Lauren and l...

There are a lot of things you don't know about me...

There are lions in here. No.

There you are. I got you, eh, mate? No, I got him.

There you are. Oh. Oh, Steve.

There's one little problem.

There's some calcining around the edges.

There's something else I wanna show you.

They died when he was 9.

They led to your job, you like your job.

They led you here, right?

They should be here. I'm going to give them a ring. You mind?

They were never as nice as this one. But he never let me drive them.

They wouldn't know. l'd pretend I was you. l'd put my hair up in a pony.

They're both here. You gotta get over here. I'm hyperventilating.

They're people, not products. You're not a very good liar, know that?

Things just worked out exactly how they're supposed to, didn't they?

This girl could be all sorts of crazy.

This is amazing. it's really more of a sanctuary for me.

This is gluten free. Try a taste. Hm?

This is good, I like this.

This is good, okay? You gotta go out there and live a life...

This is great. Yeah?

This is hotness. That man is You scared the shit out of me.

This is how we do it

This is how we do it

This is incredible.

This is my friend Lauren.

This is not Tuck. Tuck. Take your hand off me, mate.

This is not a play to one up you. They're my family.

This is not good.

This is private game.

This is serious. This is really serious.

This is simply extraordinary.

This is so bad.

This is too funny.

This is where it all started.

This month, two gorgeous guys.

This operation is top secret.

This will be fun. No.

Those are not your parents? No.

Three. Yeah. No hanky panky, no hanky panky.

Time to close the books on that one, Dickerman. She got away.

To

To all my neighbors You got much flavor

To be fair, I have already provided you with a wonderful great grandchild.

To Degas and other modernists. You can see influence of art nouveau.

To no mistakes.

To no mistakes. To no mistakes.

To see who could get the girl first?

Trish then called the babysitter and told her it was an emergency.

Trish, I slept with him.

TRlSH Which one? FDR.

Try it.

Try not to screw this up. You try not to.

TSW. That's a Shakespearean term for slut. Right.

TUCK Hello. Sorry, I'm not in. Please leave a message after the tone.

Tuck said they were fake. What?

Tuck, look, I didn't plan on this happening, okay?

Tuck, negative, 0.8 miles to be precise.

Tuck, Tuck.

Tuck, we need to talk.

Tuck? Are you Tuck?

Tuck? That's right. Yeah.

Tuck.

Tuck. FDR.

Tuck. Tuck, I'm sorry.

Two Where did they go? Bring up 3.

Two hundred yards. Sold.

Ugh! It was the most humiliating moment ever.

Ugh. The lids, what a pain, right?

Uh, FDR has these amazing eyes that you just wanna melt into.

Uh, how about thank you?

Uh, I'm sorry. Tuck, this is my friend FDR.

Uh, Nana, this is Lauren. Lauren, this is my grandmother, Nana.

Uh, sort of safe.

Uh, thank you for the

Uh, that's a little dramatic, okay? That happens to, like, one in 20 girls.

Uh, this is a sophisticated grill. Not sure you've dealt with one of those before.

Uh, Tuck is great.

Uh.... Keep it going. Hammerfist him.

Uh.... Maybe I did.

Uh.... Was Was incredible.

Um, so I was thinking that maybe, um....

Um....

Um.... This is me.

Um.... This is my boyfriend, FDR.

Undine, 1902.

Usually, they turn out more bad than

Wait a second. Who is that?

Wait, can I get your cell number?

WALSH Good afternoon, I'm Susan Walsh coming to you live from the studio....

Wanna see a picture of them? Yes.

Watching last night's surveillance video on Tuck.

Wave them from here to there

We all make mistakes. That was one of mine.

We both know what happens when you listen to Sade.

We didn't get anything.

We do not know how it started. I don't think he's a travel agent.

We do our best, sir.

We expect he's trying to get Heinrich into the country through L.A. Harbor.

We got a positive lock on that license plate.

We got good love

We got nothing.

We had a deal.

We had a deal. I know.

We have a deal. I'm not gonna have sex with her.

We have a gentleman's agreement. We have a gentleman's agreement.

We ought to. I know

We shared a kiss.

We should. One, I don't think...

We will see about that.

We'll see. Come on.

We're dead, sir.

We're friends with Karl Heinrich.

We're going up there?

We're here today to talk about grills. Does anybody have any first impressions?

We're not gonna leave until we've spent our tokens.

We're really happy. Yeah, we are.

We're trying to cast a wide net. We don't know what guys you like.

Well, because you have to come up with, like, better excuses.

Well, firstly, you can never go wrong with Hitchcock. Ever.

Well, he's never been quite the same since.

Well, I don't give a shit about her. I give a shit about you and your love life.

Well, I had a bit of time off and I thought l'd come hang with my homey.

Well, I have seen it. Mm hm.

Well, I mean, it's You gotta keep your options open.

Well, I met a sweet girl

Well, I'm sorry. What does that mean?

Well, it is Savile Row's finest.

Well, l've been meaning to tell you this for a while, but I slept with Katie.

Well, no, seriously, man chat. Okay? Okay.

Well, of course she initiated.

Well, sometimes falling is the best part.

Well, the good news is I'm no gentleman.

Well, then, why don't you tell me what I want?

Well, they say it's a sanctuary for them, but it's Here it is.

Well, we have a deal.

Well, you wanna get some dinner? As a family?

What are her secret likes.... Dislikes.

What are you doing?

What are you talking about? They're not my parents.

What could it be? it's a mirage

What did you say?

What did you say? This ear's a little deaf.

What do you do when you don't know what to do?

What do you know about fighting?

What does that mean? I mean, come on, man...

What exactly do you have in mind?

What is that? GPS. I put a sat tracker on her.

What is?

What kind of business?

What the hell is going on in here? Nothing.

What the hell is going on?

What was that? I'm sorry, I lost my grip.

What were you doing on the computer? Porn?

What, as in the cars?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? I never slept with Lauren!

What? I slept with her.

What? I thought it would impress you.

What? it's called the birds and the bees, bitch, okay? Google it.

What? No, I mean, I did, but

What? Were you having a laugh, mate?

What? What did you do?

What's going on?

What's going on? Uh, Collins. I'm gonna go see the medic.

What's happening to me?

What's happening? Hm?

What's in your mouth? A lot of dog hair.

What's my problem? Do you watch Dateline?

What's the matter, you? Hey, little guy.

What's up, baby? How you been?

What's up?

Whatever. Call me.

When he was a little boy, it was great. He was a puppy.

Where are they going? Headed south on the 31 0 Freeway.

Where are you going? we just got here. You know what?

Where are you, man? Five o'clock.

Where did you find her?

Where I'm from then you would know

Where is Heinrich, brother?

Where you taking her? Don't do that to me.

Where's your partner?

Which almost made up for the bed wetting.

Which Cryptography Department believes means she was freaking the fuck out, sir.

Which is great, because I love surprises.

Which it won't....which it won't...

Who doesn't like pancakes? Crazy people. Crazy people.

Who is that guy?

Who she was sleeping with last week.

Who's Uncle Frank?

Why didn't she call your phone then?

Why is she listening to that old man? I have no idea.

Why the heck are you two sitting over here all by yourselves?

With over 6 million eligible singles...

Would you just be quiet? Come on, maybe she wants to talk to me.

Would you rather be back in Atlanta right now?

Would you rather spend your time with your soul mate than at work?

Wow, I think that's so great.

Wow, it's like You are really, really beautiful.

Wow, that's amazing.

Wow, this is amazing.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. Mm hm.

Wow. So, great, well...

Yea

Yeah, all right. Where you going? Hey, where you going?

Yeah, but that doesn't count because you screwed it all up.

Yeah, but they're my family too. Yeah, but they're my actual family.

Yeah, go on. lf you would, thanks, yeah. Okay.

Yeah, I'm happy to be here.

Yeah, if I got in the picture, it wouldn't be fair.

Yeah, it's good.

Yeah, it's okay. l, um....

Yeah, no, of course I have.

Yeah, of course you did, mate. I love your work.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, so you should do that.

Yeah, sure, you might make a mistake and end up with the wrong guy...

Yeah, sure. Wanna see her? Yeah.

Yeah, we are.

Yeah, well, I'm well aware of that, aren't l? No, slept. Fell asleep.

Yeah, what? it's over.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, that's cool.

Yeah, you did.

Yeah, you know where the kitchen is. Lauren and I have a lot to talk about.

Yeah?

Yeah? Great. Grandma, if you could pull out a few tears when you're telling that story...

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Animals and kids.

Yeah. lt is.

Yeah. Oh, gotta have it coming and going. Please. Whoo woo!

Yeah. Oh, my I'm so sorry. Uh, Lauren, this is Kelly.

Yeah. Put the cake down? Please.

Yeah. Right. Um....

Yeah. See you. Have fun, Simon.

Yeah. So....

Yeah. That's a lot of energy.

Yeah. That's boring. I almost fell asleep just listening to that.

Yeah. Who wouldn't be happy...

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Right. So do you want a serious answer?

Yeah. You go date her.

Yeah. You gotta do it now. Go on.

Yeah. You?

Yes, but remember, Franklin, there are no mistakes.

Yes, I was standing over there by that desk.

Yes, this is pretty, isn't it?

Yes, we do.

Yes, we will. We will see about that.

Yes, yes, I would.

Yes.

Yes. Are you serious?

Yes. Ha, ha. Um.... Ahem.

You all right? Yup.

You are an animal.

You are engaged? Yeah.

You are going to die.

You broke the rules, man. Forget the rules. Not a game anymore.

You can be the focus group, I can be in charge, like you.

You can choose a laundry detergent, but you can't choose a guy you want

You can do this. You are a confident woman who can deal with conflict.

You could be the men for the job. No.

You deserve it. lt'sFate.net. What have you got to lose?

You did that on purpose.

You did. Why you lying now? Yeah, but they look quite nice.

You didn't? You didn't?

You don't have to bow out because of me. I don't?

You don't wanna see the Oh, my God.

You ever carried a weapon before? You know

You go on. Talk to your friends for a bit.

You got last night's surveillance tape?

You got the safety on. I was trying to

You gotta get your groove on

You guys are grounded.

You happy? All right, go get your sneakers. Go on.

You have absolutely no self control.

You have fun too. I will.

You have the emotional intelligence of a 1 5 year old boy.

You haven't returned my calls for, like, a long time now, like an hour.

You hired people? Yes.

You hired what kind of people? Actors. Actors.

You know that's not true. You've seen it.

You know what, actually, I forgot I have a commitment at work.

You know what? I'm gonna make this really easy. I'm gonna bow out. You date her.

You know what? Scratch Look, I see you surveying the prospects.

You know you're gonna have dirty sex and it's gonna stink.

You know, he used mud and sticks Ahem.

You know, I think enough talking.

You look like the guy interested in a one day rental...

You looked adorable in those shorts. Men are gonna respond to that camel toe.

You need to get back out there, okay?

You never said gorgeous. You said good looking. There's a difference

You owe me an explanation for whatever that was.

You really think you can trust him?

You recognize this? Yes.

You roll out the big, happy family, it's like girl porn, isn't it?

You see, the hood's been good to me

You should've been, I have a fiancé too. But he's getting a penile reduction...

You shut up.

You slept with my wife? lt was a long time ago, man.

You smell nice.

You think Gloria Steinem got arrested and sat in jail...

You think l'd be interested in going out with you or going back up in the club?

You too. Um....

You two belong to each other. You really do, you belong to each other.

You two come alone unarmed to Warehouse 22 in San Pedro.

You two know each other? Well, Lauren....

You two know each other? Yes.

You want something to go, then? No, thank you.

You want us to take them out?

You wouldn't believe the smell.

You'll gonna love this place, I swear. Hey, Ciera. How are you?

You're a fan?

You're a gymnast? Unbelievable.

You're a natural in this.

You're dressed. where you going? I have to go to work.

You're family always and forever. Yeah. So are you.

You're gonna go on this date and I'm gonna go with you.

You're gonna make me regret this, aren't you?

You're gonna talk to me about how amazing these guys are.

You're just a travel agent.

You're not canceling it. I'm in charge of that.

You're not gonna end up in a trunk. lf you're lucky...

You're not gonna like it. Twist ending. You'll see it coming a mile away.

You're not gonna make me any great grandbabies this way.

You're not gonna steal anything. I don't know why I said that.

You're not listening to me. Mate, can I have a quick word with you?

You're very smart. Mm hm.

You've got me in a keg stand looking for a relationship.

You've seen it in Bangladesh, you know that's not true.

Youjust scroll over, you do the finger thing.

Your Check your desktop.

Your hormones start, you turn into Horny Pants.

Your husband, Bob?

Ah, look. Put it on speaker.

Come on, boys. Mom, did you see me win today?

Good to see you, buddy. How you doing?

Good. You okay? Sure did, son.

Ha! Oh, gross.

He is. He's really amazing. Stop it.

Hello? Hey, it's me.

Hello. Hey, it's me. Can you talk?

Hello. How are ? Unh Unh Unh

Hello. Trish.

Hey, Lauren. Lauren. Hey, hey. Oh, oh!

Hey, Rebecca. who's that man?

Hi, Paul. What? Nothing.

Hi. Bi curious? Skinny dipping?

Hi. Hi.

How did it go? They both went well. Too well.

Huh. Yeah.

I don't know what to do. That's awesome. I'm coming over.

I know. Yeah.

Lauren. How are you? Are you well? Hi. Oh, I'm pretty good.

Looking good, boss. What?

Neanderthal. Morning, sirs.

No, no, no. Lauren...

Not as big as these bazookas, but. . .. Wait, is there a waiter?

Now zoom in. There?

Oh, is this FDR? Oh, yes.

Oh, my good Mm mm.

Oh, yeah. No.

Oh, yes, and you are. They never play this game with me.

Okay, okay. Right.

Okay, wearing dresses. I was only wearing them...

Ooh! Oh, gosh. No, no, no. Just let him do his thing.

Really? Yeah.

Rear naked choke. I give.

Right? Right.

Scroll back for a second. Yeah, so....

So did l. lt was fun. It was.

So how was it? They're both incredible.

Strong hands. Gentle hands.

Strong hands. Gentle hands. it's like holding a salmon.

Tuck, I gotta talk to you about Nana's. Sure. Whose car are we taking tonight?

What is that supposed to mean? Doesn't mean anything.

Wow, ha, ha, what a big rock. Yeah.

Yeah, what's up? It's I don't know.

Yeah? That sounds great.

Yeah. I'm coming.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, here he is.

Yes. He's tapping. He's out. Booyah! I give.

You know a guy? I know a guy.

You're gonna catch me, right? Yeah.

...and clean tartar sauce out of Bob's beard right now.

...and he adopted a 12 year old dog with a milky eye.

...and he nearly put this kid's eye out with a paintball gun.

...and it takes a while for me to open up. I can see that.

...and my ridiculous.

...and take our 1 5 minute test... Shh! Let me watch.

...and your bikes and everything. Yeah.

...as well as two federal agents.

...because his penis is so big every time it lands like a poltergeist.

...because I thought they were capes.

...because if I were you, l'd walk away too.

...but I think my triggering mechanism was stuck.

...but you might end up meeting the right guy. So isn't that worth it?

...even at the cost of my own life.

...for women like me who can't...

...he would use his dick....he'd just use his

...Heinrich will be seeking revenge for his brother's death.

...if you know what I mean. lf you knew anything about women...

...is the only thing that can save this poor creature.

...it stays on simmer and never really heats up all the way.

...it's hydrotherapy for an old football injury.

...just let her decide.

...just to test out stuff and see who comes back a winner and who doesn't.

...keep a hundred yard radius. lt'll be sweet stuff.

...l might be able to help you. I'm kidding.

...l only made one other, and that was for a gentleman who lives quite far away.

...l thought, What's the matter with him? Can't he walk faster?

...l'll be safe. Safe.

...let me explain. Let me explain.

...lt'sFate.net will help you find that special person.

...make it rain.

...of answering all my terribly boring questions...

...of how I rescued the blind children from the well, there's an extra 50 in it for you.

...on a very public website? Yes.

...or pretty much any of his films from 1 960 to 1 972.

...practice makes, uh.... Perfect?

...sharpish.

...so I would appreciate it if you'd do me the courtesy...

...so you could act like a little bitch? I don't think so. Get out there, you get flexible.

...somebody will end up in your trunk. That's your trunk.

...three.

...till he talks with your teeny, tiny, itty bitty jazz hands?

...to perfect. You believe that as well?

...two, three.

...um, congratulations on your ring and...

...we should tell we know each other. Two, stay out of each other's way.

...we, um....

...what happened there, that's what that was.

...while we're eating Cheetos. That's kind of awesome.

...who have to have sex with the same guy every wednesday night at 9:00...

...with a girl like this? She's got everything.

...you get her head in the mail.

...you know, as a family, maybe get something to eat.

...you were the one who flooded my apartment first.

..then we walk away. Done.

'85 Veuve, Sammy.