💬 Addams Family Values (1993)

A baby in the house.

A brother!

A Buick!

A child of mine.

A day for maize,

A debonair man of the world.

A goat?

A head.

A kid has to be extra special to get in,

A lawyer...

A mistress of disguise, she's eluded the authorities for years.

A nanny.

A radiologist.

A terrific turkey dinner,

A toast.

A wedding?

Aah aah aah aah!

Aah aah aah!

Aah aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

About choosing just the right little actress

Above ground.

Acquitted.

Addams.

Adieu, mon cher.

Adios, cara mia.

After all, they have not had our advantages,

After the funeral, she disappears, cash in hand,

After we've made love,

Ah, 6:25.

Ah.

All cooped up in this house with a new baby.

All day long, coronaries, transplants.

All dead.

All I ever wanted was a ballerina Barbie

All of their old noses had grown back.

All our lives, cara mia.

All right, children,

All that I could forgive.

All these years I've watched you and Morticia

All they need are good friends, good fun,

All we can say is...

All your life.

Although there's one fella I haven't met yet.

Am, too.

Amanda, Wednesday.

Amanda's retainer.

America's foremost facility for...

Amy Fischer.

An axe.

An orthodontist...

And a dungeon down below.

And a little time in the harmony hut.

And as their leader in the secondary

And be Pocahontas in Gary's vision.

And brotherhood!

And burn your village to the ground.

And do you know what they got me?

And drink highballs.

And earn those certificates.

And enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres.

And everyone loves you.

And finally, she marries them.

And for all these reasons,

And had to be put on a respirator.

And he hates your guts.

And helpless slave.

And his adorable family.

And honor the fortunate dead.

And I am Running Bear,

And I can never see you again!

And I will haunt you forever.

And I wouldn't make a bird house.

And I'm Becky Martin Granger.

And if you ever show your faces around here again,

And in the roles of her pilgrim pals...

And just what might that be?

And left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch,

And my husband is dying.

And now for the piece de resistance.

And of paying someone else to raise them.

And pulled out four of his permanent teeth.

And say Jesus, Fester, go back to your room.

And slides.

And so I have to use persuasion...

And the angel told the stork.

And the diamond turned into a baby.

And the next morning,

And the suburbs!

And the sun is not sunny,

And then mommy kissed daddy,

And then the ghost said,

And they're all the same woman.

And this little lady?

And this.

And to just plain have fun!

And to think I might have missed all this.

And to watch the place burn. You go.

And we have selected...

And we're all here to learn, to grow,

And what seemingly innocent pose will she next assume?

And you know what that means... clean cabins.

And, just as little Pubert arrived,

And...And I dreamed that when I met him,

Angel, I'm going out for just a minute.

Anything.

Are most often the result of a troubled family life.

Are we late?

Are you enjoying this?

Are you in unbearable pain?

Are you really a nanny?

Are you really allergic?

Are you the mom?

Aren't I a human being?

Arrest her at once without delay.

As concerned, caring parents.

At any of their strange customs.

At his command, I would crawl on my belly

At his request, I would rip out my eyes.

At least three rich husbands...

Attention!

Bachelors, beware.

Barkley, Castleman, Calloway,

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Be careful! It's a credenza!

Be careful.

Because he's in love.

Because you've flaunted yourselves,

Benito...

Betrothed to Pocahontas.

Bingo! This kid knows

Bone and brine!

Book, music, and lyrics by...

Boys?

Brava!

Buffy!

But aren't they extinct?

But did any of you love me?

But he's alive.

But how?

But I have to confess I've been jealous, too.

But I took a bath.

But I want to be.

But look.

But sometimes people just won't listen,

But still compellingly written role of Pocahontas,

But that's great news.

But the money never lasts.

But they claimed no one else was available.

But they want to go,

But they want to go.

But we can have lots of good fun,

But what if you met just the right man

But why?

But you belong to Debbie.

But you know what we'll do with them?

But you'll be right back, won't you?

But, Debbie...

But, Fester Addams,

But, Officer...

But...

But...But... don't you love me?

C'est la vie.

Camp Chippewa.

Can still have a darn good time.

Can you breathe?

Canoes, canoes, canoes!

Cara mia?

Cara mia.

Changes?

Children, as your new nanny,

Children, this is Miss Jellinsky, our new nanny.

Children, why do you hate the baby?

Children, you see?

Children! Campers!

Come on!

Come on! It's Gomez!

Come on.

Come, cara mia.

Come, sorrow. We welcome thee.

Consuela, Irwin...

Coochie coochie coo.

Could you tell me

Cousin Itt?

Creating with clay and...

Curad, brattle,

Dare I ask Debbie to dinner?

Darling, come to bed. He can't be serious.

Darling, I know you're nervous.

Dear Wednesday and Pugsley,

Dearly beloved...

Death! Death to the enemies

Deb.

Debbie, let them go. Take me and my money.

Debbie!

Debbie.

Debbie. Debbie.

Debra!

Deeds...

Dementia.

Denied.

Dexter, Donman,

Did you see that?

Disturbing.

Ditto.

Do hereby declare my unending love.

Do it! Hold him still!

Do you believe in the existence of evil?

Do you know how dirty you are?

Do you like romantic living?

Do you remember our honeymoon?

Do you think she minded?

Do you think we love the baby more than we love you?

Do you think when a new baby arrives,

Does he always do that with women he likes?

Does he like me at all?

Don't I deserve love...

Don't I yearn and... ache and shop?

Don't make me call Ringling Brothers.

Don't peek!

Don't say that!

Don't start with me.

Don't touch it, not until the scab falls off.

Don't we wish they'd just die?

Don't you want me?

Each summer we take this occasion

Each year, we conclude our summer

Edwards, Evans,

Enough said.

Especially his head.

Especially my uncle?

Especially Sarah Miller.

Esther...

Even Prince Charming noticed the new arrival.

Even the sound of her name...

Every 15 seconds, Doctor.

Everyone at the ball

Everyone, campers!

Everything's going to be just fine.

Excellent, Amanda!

Except we wear shoes and have last names.

Executioner, place her on the block.

Father, what is it?

Fester Addams. My, my.

Fester is truly continental.

Fester, before we go any further,

Fester, come along.

Fester, get over here!

Fester, I'm ready.

Fester, this is Miss Jellinsky, our new nanny.

Fester, we may be together for a while...

Fester!

Fester.

Fester...

Fester's really a wonderful man.

Finding the richest, loneliest bachelors,

Fine. Rub it in.

First wouldn't I have to get married?

For a nice little walk.

For the leading role of Sarah Miller,

For what I've done, I deserve to die.

For what?

Forceps!

Forever.

Freeze!

Fresh air...

From the obstetrician.

Gaining their trust and their love,

Gar, come and take a look at this.

Gary Granger!

Gary, Debbie, seventh grade.

Gary, she's changing the words.

Generous, doting...

Get out of my house!

Gifted, exceptional.

Give me a 20. Watch it!

Give me a kiss.

Glicker, go!

Go away!

Go!

God love them.

Gold bullion.

Gomez, do you remember what we were like?

Gomez, Morticia,

Gomez, no!

Gomez, take those out of his mouth.

Gomez!

Gomez.

Gomez...

Good evening.

Good night, Debbie.

Good night!

Good show, old man.

Good try!

Goodbye, everybody.

Goodbye, Fester.

Graceful, delicate.

Granny down the hallway,

Great news...

Group hug.

Guess who we have in mind.

Guilty by her own admission.

Guilty.

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha!

Ha ha! Make way for the birthday boy!

Hah!

Hair of the pup.

Hands.

Happy anniversary, Debbie.

Has Fester gone mad?

Has it finally happened, at long last?

Has the planet gone mad?

Have fun!

Have fun.

Have I done something, said something?

Have you met my husband Cousin Itt?

Have you really never had sex?

Hawaii is wonderful.

He adores you.

He could become...

He could stay this way for years. Forever.

He has my father's eyes.

He likes you.

He lives.

He loved his state. He loved his country.

He needs friends like this?

He spent many years abroad.

He vomited.

He's a dead man.

He's a real devil.

He's adorable. He's perfect. What's his name?

He's just terribly shy.

He's Mr. Woo Woo.

He's not a brat.

He's not a team player. He's a special child.

He's only a child.

He's possessed?

He's right here, mon cher.

He's very shy.

He's very sick.

He's wrapped in a gossamer blanket of ecstasy,

Heads up, campers. Thejamboree's only two weeks away.

Hear, hear.

Heh heh heh heh.

Hello, Fester.

Hello, kiddies.

Hello, Polly.

Hello, Pubert.

Help me!

Help them.

Help. Help.

Henceforth, I am your eternal

Here it is.

Here they are!

Here you are,

Here, catch!

Here, Debbie!

Hey, no problem o.

Hey! Listen up, everybody.

Hi there, mister.

Hi. Addams residence?

Hi. Don Buckman.

His lips are busy.

Hold still, you little brat.

Homicide.

Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Hook him, book him, cook him. Now!

How about our first little pair

How about your boy?

How are you doing?

How are you?

How can I be like you?

How can I be suave?

How can we say no?

How do I look?

How do you plead?

How I must bore you.

How long do we have to stay in here?

How to prevent forest fires.

How you must hate me.

How?

How. I am Pocahontas, a Chippewa maiden.

Huh? Becky, what's going on?

Hungry for cash, hungry for love.

Hurry up.

Husband number two... the senator.

I am a turkey. Kill me.

I am an Addams!

I am Mrs. Addams.

I am so glad we invited the Chippewas

I believe they own...

I can't breathe.

I can't have dairy products

I can't swim.

I can't tell you what it's meant

I can't wait.

I choked him till he lost consciousness

I could never achieve... you know.

I could never give myself completely.

I could tell.

I demand justice!

I die.

I do, so far.

I don't enjoy hurting anybody.

I don't know. I think so.

I don't like guns or bombs or electric chairs,

I don't understand. For weeks not a word, and now this.

I don't want him!

I don't want to be in the pageant.

I don't want to hurt anybody.

I forgot the champagne.

I got your message inside my cutlet.

I had never seen...

I hate when that happens.

I have a confession to make, as well.

I have a confession,

I have a pass. Want to come?

I have allergies.

I have decided to scalp you

I have seen all this, Officer.

I have seen horror!

I have seen the unholy maggots

I have to get out of here.

I have to go to the wedding.

I hope no one minds. We brought along a guest.

I hope that someday you'll know the indescribable joy

I hope you like it.

I just can't tell...

I just want to squeeze them till there's not a breath left

I just wanted to read.

I kept my fingers crossed.

I knew you'd want to know

I know it is wet,

I know that we're all concerned

I know, but I want more...

I know.

I know. Let's all clean our rooms.

I know. Wait for my birthday.

I like it.

I love them.

I love you dearly,

I love you.

I love your dress. It's so tight.

I may never see you again.

I need to ask you something.

I opened his skull and removed his brains.

I ordered this cassette from Time Life.

I prayed.

I remember how she'd turn to me

I respect that. But, please, may we see him?

I saw them sneak out.

I seek justice.

I shall not submit. I shall conquer. I shall rise.

I shouldn't be telling you this.

I think that's disgusting.

I think they should be punished.

I think they're like circus people.

I thought he was from Europe.

I tied him to a tree

I tried to give you some dignity, but, oh, no, not you.

I tried to make it look like an accident.

I want to remember you just this way.

I want to smile

I want you dead, and I want your money.

I was 10,

I was a ballerina...

I will devote...

I will worship you forever.

I wish you were here,

I won't listen!

I worship you.

I wouldn't go horseback riding.

I'd do anything for him.

I'd do anything for you.

I'd kill myself.

I'd love to.

I'd pay.

I'll be leaving the country very shortly.

I'll be right back.

I'll be the victim.

I'll clean my room

I'll get you! And your little hand, too!

I'll have you locked up for trying to visit.

I'll just put your present on the table.

I'll never forget you.

I'll show you all my references

I'll start first thing tomorrow.

I'll trade you.

I'm a virgin.

I'm coming.

I'm drowning!

I'm fine.

I'm fine. How are you?

I'm Gary Granger!

I'm good with my hands.

I'm her husband.

I'm just like any modern woman, trying to have it all...

I'm not perky.

I'm one, too.

I'm only missing Jack the Ripper and that Zodiac guy.

I'm Polly the puppet.

I'm sensing some friction here,

I'm still on fractions.

I'm sure they'll deny everything,

I'm upset.

I've arranged a little surprise, my dearest.

I've been so happy for you,

I've dreamed that sometime

I've had it up to here.

I've made him a man.

I've tried to be someone I'm not.

If I asked her, would you come,

If I have to be seen with you, we need to make some changes.

If I wanted to kill my husband, I'd do it, and I wouldn't get caught.

If my mom uses a fabric softener?

In exchange for your immortal soul.

In the play.

In their tiny little bodies.

Is it inhuman? My darling, is it torture?

Is it string?

Is romantic music.

Is something wrong? Bad news?

Is that a no?

Is that your bathing suit?

Is that your over bite?

Is there anything you'd like to say to everyone?

Isn't he a lady killer?

Isn't he precious?

Isn't it, Fester?

Isn't she pretty?

Isn't that sad?

Isn't this place something else?

It has to be damp.

It is so. Everyone knows it is.

It itches.

It looks familiar.

It means insanity.

It means orphan.

It says, toddler.

It was a senseless tragedy.

It was agony.

It was our mother's. She was buried with it.

It works on cats.

It's a bizarre request.

It's a bomb.

It's a dream.

It's a quaint French custom...

It's about time. Hey, kiddo.

It's all she talked about.

It's all they talked about all morning.

It's an Addams!

It's an American bald eagle!

It's an old Indian word.

It's been almost a week. Hasn't it, little fellow?

It's been too long.

It's Disney.

It's filthy.

It's horrifying.

It's just I wish I had more time

It's just sibling rivalry.

It's me, Gomez.

It's not binding.

It's really no place for children.

It's so drafty.

It's so odd we haven't heard from Fester and Debbie.

It's superb.

It's the worst thing ever in the history of human events.

It's true.

It's very common.

Jam il?Jame il?

Jamal.

Joel Glicker, I'm surprised at you.

Joining the Addams clan.

Just a curse. Have a nice day.

Just do it.

Just leave. Leave quietly. Leave now.

Just you wait.

Just you.

Justice is served.

Keyholes.

Know what might turn their sad, wasted lives around?

Know what our little ninja friends need?

Lassie Come Home.

Legs, elbows,

Let me look at you.

Let them adopt.

Let them fall in love.

Let them know happiness.

Let's not forget our cheery little Chippewas

Let's see who's the next happy bride.

Libraries full of books,

Life saving.

Like some weird medical experiment.

Like what?

Like you're going to a funeral.

Lily, Jennifer, Tiffany, Missy,

Look at him.

Look at this. I've got them.

Look at you.

Look at you...

Love, Uncle Fester.

Lovely.

Loving husband, a family.

Lucifer...

Lumbar, dison...

Lurch by the door.

Lurch, was she in there before you baked?

Lurch.

Luxor, nexor, burst, and burn!

Mail call.

Malibu Barbie.

Mama, stop!

Mao.

Margaret, this is our bride to be.

Margaret.

Marvelous news.

May I?

Measles, mumps, rabies?

Michelle, and Melissa!

Midnight, moonlight,

Might we see my brother?

Miss Debbie!

Miss Jellinsky.

Mmm mmm mmm mmm!

Mon cher.

Mordecai, Yang,

More important than making new friends?

More important than sharing?

More important than summer fun?

Morticia.

Move out of the way!

Mrs. Addams, the baby?

Mrs. Addams?

Muffin.

Murder!

My baby is ill,

My baby!

My brother... passion's hostage.

My brother's wife, the temptress of Waikiki.

My darling, it's you I'm worried about,

My every waking moment

My first husband, the heart surgeon.

My husband was in that house.

My late husband Fester.

My latest husband.

My name is Cinderella, she said to the prince.

My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil!

My name's Fester. It means to rot.

My own dear family.

My own personal salute to the first Thanksgiving.

My parents... Sharon and Dave.

My people will have pain and degradation.

My Uncle Fester's about to get married

Never?

Never.

Next in line.

Nice.

No cares.

No matter how odd or pale or chubby,

No quarrels.

No survivors.

No woman in her right mind could love you.

No, no. You're working hard enough.

No, thank you. But do ask the children.

No, you wouldn't.

No, you're not.

No!

No! We are not here to punish.

No.

No. He doesn't want to see any of you or that.

No. I have to go back. For the others.

None of you really believe in me,

Nor have some oftheir little comrades.

Not anymore.

Not at all. We're just getting started.

Not in this house.

Not on my time, four eyes.

Now we show our stuff

Now you have to get married.

Now you just answer one simple question.

Now, Debbie, have you met everyone?

Now, we have thought long and hard

Number 438.

Nurse, how close are the contractions?

Of course he does.

Of course not.

Of course not. He's an adorable little baby.

Of course not. That's the point.

Of course.

Of course... the gates of hell.

Of having children

Of life saving buddies?

Of the people of the republic.

Of your attitude problem.

Officer, you must issue a subpoena.

Oh, and what's this?

Oh, darling, do you really mean it?

Oh, do I love you. Look at yourself!

Oh, Fester,

Oh, Fester, how much do you love me?

Oh, Fester, I'm such a lucky man.

Oh, Gar.

Oh, Gomez, it's dark, it's depressing, it's desolate.

Oh, Gomez, what shall we do?

Oh, I didn't say anything.

Oh, I just adore little babies.

Oh, I'd like that.

Oh, I'll be fine.

Oh, is that the little critter?

Oh, it's just...

Oh, my God.

Oh, never.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. This is our baby.

Oh, please, please!

Oh, they're just shy.

Oh, yeah? Set this!

Oh, you're allergic?

Oh.

Oh...

One of you will be the drowning victim.

Ooh, it's old.

Oops. Got to go.

Or drink fluoridated water.

Or less.

Or the Aristotelian unities.

Or wear wool

Otherwise, I could never really enjoy myself.

Oui.

Our Amanda's already skipped two grades.

Our beautiful and kindly pilgrim lady,

Our own little brunette outcast...

Our parents are having a baby, too.

Our three week anniversary! I'll go.

Our whole family... together at last.

P.S., Debbie says hi.

Pardon.

Pastels?

Perfection achieved.

Perhaps the most important day in our shared past...

Permanent? Those golden curls?

Physical pleasure.

Please leave him alone.

Please, I have to know how you feel about me.

Please, what is it?

Please! I beg you!

Police, fire department, morgue.

Pookie?

Poor Debbie. She was sick.

Post honeymoon malaise.

Pox and thither,

Pretend we're at home in my room...

Prevent them?

Privileged young adults.

Pubert.

Pubert...

Pugsley, the baby weighs 10 pounds.

Pugsley.

Pumpkin, do you think these clothes are really me?

Pumpkin?

Punished! Punished!

Push, Mrs. Addams.

Rain.

Ready?

Really?

Rejoice in despair,

Remember, these savages are our guests.

Rich. Will you miss me?

Right now.

Right there.

Save your uncle.

Say goodbye to Debbie.

Scream if you need anything.

Separations...

Severe alterations in appearance and personality.

Shampoo.

Sharing half eaten bread.

She adores you.

She investigates wealthy men,

She makes me think of vinyl. Chemicals!

She mates, then she kills.

She took him to Hawaii. Get outta here.

She was sloppy.

She wasn't sick.

She's a gem, don't you think?

She's driving me wild!

She's got a whole new wardrobe.

She's scaring me!

Shh!

So I destroyed one innocent life after another.

So I maimed.

So I...I killed.

So I'll have to prove my power.

So many windows.

So we better get cracking, huh?

So we've hired Miss Jellinsky.

So you'll know I'm not a homicidal maniac.

So, so, so.

So, white meat and dark meat,

So...

Someone has married my brother.

Someone pure,

Someone who won't press charges.

Someone... just like you.

Something a child could live with...

Something impossible, a miracle.

Something not quite Chippewa.

Soon the Black Widow is hungry again,

Sorry about dinner, Deb.

Sorry, Debbie. No Mercedes this year.

Sorry.

Stand up straight, please.

Stand up straight. Stand up straight.

Stay back!

Stocks and bonds...

Stop it.

Stop that.

Stop! Sit.

Stop! You're destroying my text!

Stud.

Such alterations can become permanent.

Such as fine schools,

Surprise! I've been out of town.

Surrounded by death.

Sweetheart! Did you get the champagne?

Ta da!

Take it away!

Take me!

Tell me about it!

Tempers.

Th Th...

Thank you, Sarah Miller.

Thank you.

That baldman?

That fascinating man,

That glorious cruise.

That is funny.

That is not my brother.

That man who makes me quiver under my bodice,

That oddly sensual man,

That ring...

That smile?

That something is not right around here.

That takes me back.

That we would wait until our wedding night

That's all?

That's for damn sure.

That's not easy, is it?

That's not true.

That's not what I wanted.

That's not who I was.

That's the baby's nickname... What?

The Addams cradle.

The agency?

The Black Widow.

The cannonball weighs 20 pounds.

The cannonball?

The cat in the hat.

The corpse.

The first Thanksgiving!

The fool.

The ghost returned to the haunted cabin,

The gods of my tribe have spoken.

The help?

The key ingredient

The little angels,

The Little Mermaid.

The Native American word for corn,

The nerve.

The nightmare.

The old bean has come up with something pretty exciting...

The other one will be our lifesaver.

The poor things.

The pope has a cold.

The scent of pine.

The sentence is death.

The stress, all this squabbling.

Their freckles, their bright little eyes,

Their uncle's in trouble. We were running a check.

Their whole family's

Then how do you know we're not having it right now?

Then we came to our senses,

Then we saw him step in on the mat.

Then, Debbie,

Then, on the wedding night, she kills them.

There are forces tearing us apart...

There might be someone for me.

There they are!

There's a belfry, a swamp,

There's only one way to find out.

There's Thing.

These Addams men, where do you find them?

These are beautiful things.

These terrifying changes

They are now.

They had to go.

They have moved into a large, expensive home

They have said, Do not trust the pilgrims,

They made us sing.

They only need one boy.

They suggested a Doberman.

They swore me to secrecy,

They were by the phone.

They're afraid you'll think they don't love you.

They're at camp.

They're from catalogues.

They're just afraid to ask you.

Thing, will you do the honors?

Thing!

Thing...

This has nothing to do with allergies.

This is all just some sort of phase.

This is dumb.

This is our new nanny... Dementia.

This is unspeakable.

This year, we depict

Those rosy cheeks?

Three generations...

Through hot coals and broken glass.

Through windows, doorways,

To a successful Hawaiian honeymoon

To all that binds a family as one.

To almost everything.

To celebrate a seminal event in American history.

To dear friends.

To give ourselves to one another,

To join us for this holiday meal.

To live in mobile homes on reservations.

To make the ultimate sacrifice.

To new friends.

To paradise.

To passion.

To seek out the dark forces

To sunshine, archery, and crafts?

To the Chippewa spirit,

To the glorious mysteries of life.

To think...

To this woman in a white uniform.

To whom?

To your happiness alone.

To youth.

Tonight on America's Most Disgusting Unsolved Crimes,

Tonight.

Tramp.

Traveling alone?

Treasury bills...

Truly, Fester,

Tsk tsk tsk.

Turned and stared at Cinderella.

Two legs?

Uh huh.

Uh, I beg your pardon.

Uh, that's right.

Uh...

Uncle Fester is getting married.

Uncle Fester, do you miss Debbie?

Uncle Fester!

Under some strange sexual spell.

Undeserving of such radiance.

Unless Fester comes back, we're talking dimples.

Unless I never see my family again?

Until now I thought it was impossible,

Until we crack.

Very exclusive.

Wait here. It's my anniversary.

Wait.

Warning signs...

We are going to show that anyone,

We are here to inspire.

We are the luckiest brothers on Earth.

We are unworthy of such splendor,

We cannot break bread with you.

We don't hate him. We just want to play with him.

We don't hug.

We have brought a special gift for this holiday feast.

We have to see our family.

We have to set an example.

We investigate the case of Ursula...

We just love Chippewa.

We looked,

We looked, and we saw him...

We should have... ugly girls.

We want to see Debbie and Fester.

We went through all the usual baby names...

We were blessed with our own little bundle of joy.

We were calling the FBI.

We will sell our bracelets by the roadsides.

We'll always have today and Chippewa.

We'll be going out for most of the morning.

We'll be just like Gomez and Morticia.

We're all top notch swimmers.

We're all very sorry, Debbie.

We're back,

We're contagious.

We're getting him all ready

We're going to make an example.

We're not shy.

We're the owners and directors here at Camp Chippewa,

We've been coming here for years.

We've had offers.

Wednesday and Pugsley and young Mr. Glicker here,

Wednesday,

Wednesday, look at all of the other children...

Wednesday!

Wednesday's at that very special age

Welcome home, my son.

Welcome to my home.

Welcome to our family.

Welcome to our home.

Welcome to our table, our new primitive friends.

Well, did you meet my mom?

Well, don't you worry.

Well, he's stubborn.

Well, if you can't do it...

Well, sometimes, late at night.

Well, that's just not true.

Well, they have just never quite latched on

Well, you have a black dress.

What a beautiful name.

What a glorious evening.

What a party!

What a question.

What a strange old house.

What a thoughtful gift!

What a wonderful family,

What about Debbie?

What are you going to do?

What are you in for?

What are you saying?

What are you? Who moved the rock?

What do we say?

What do you call this?

What do you mean?

What do you need?

What do you think you're doing?

What if she says no?

What if she says yes?

What is it?

What is she doing?

What shall we do today?

What was I thinking of?

What?

What's a chippewa?

Whatever.

When a girl has only one thing on her mind.

When he was asleep,

When I first saw him,

When the campers woke up,

When you are grown up and very lonely,

When you have a new baby, one of the other children has to die.

Where are we?

Where are you?

Where they make love constantly.

Where?

Whether they like it or not.

Which feast in the dark recesses of the human soul!

Which is rightfully ours.

Which one?

Which part?

Who are you?

Who are you? he asked Cinderella.

Who is that beautiful woman? everyone asked.

Who is that man over by the punch bowl,

Who worshipped and adored you,

Who?

Who'd be your devoted slave?

Who'd do anything for you,

Who's never experienced physical love.

Whoa!

Whoo!

Why are you dressed like somebody died?

Why are you dressed like that?

Why did you come here?

Why does my brother despise me?

Why not tonight?

Why not?

Why wait?

Why, I bet sometimes

Why, you are as civilized as we,

Will a hug hurt us?

Wish me luck.

With a very special presentation.

With all my soul.

Woe to the republic.

Women must follow you everywhere.

Woo her, admire her,

Would you die for me?

Would you do anything for me?

Would you like anesthesia?

Would you like to come?

Yeah.

Years from now, my people will be forced

Yeow!

Yes, I'd like to renew my passport, please.

Yes, indeedy, just the ticket.

Yes?

Yes.

Yes. If I picture them in our lives,

Yes. That's it?

Yoo hoo!

You and Morticia?

You are evil incarnate.

You are Mr. Debbie!

You are?

You can! You shall! So it must be!

You did this.

You did?

You do?

You guys are the best bunch of friends

You have destroyed his spirit.

You have enslaved him.

You have gone too far.

You have married Fester.

You have placed Fester

You have taken him from us.

You have to continue the ghost story.

You kept him a child.

You know what happens

You lack any sense of structure, character,

You mean like... on a date?

You mean, with another person.

You mean...

You might want to get married and have kids?

You missed.

You never know.

You rascal.

You sent us to camp.

You shouldn't be married. You should be studied.

You still desire me after all these years?

You took me in. You accepted me.

You will play golf

You wish it was still just the two of you.

You won't help me realize my vision?

You won't?

You!

You? You?

You'll meet him.

You'll meet someone, someone very special,

You'll understand.

You're a big, dumb, weird thing.

You're a nightmare. You're the missing link.

You're Debbie's love toy.

You're going to have a wonderful life together.

You're just a boy. There's plenty of time.

You're just the prettiest pilgrim I've ever seen!

You're late for your fittings.

You're the most beautiful person I've ever seen.

You're too weird.

You're very brave.

You've had your shots...

Your family is really interesting.

Your great love affair.

Your hair is the color of the sun,

Your hearse. Where's the body?

Your husband is a very lucky man.

Your nephew?

Your parents are so involved with each other.

Your people will have stick shifts.

Your people will wear cardigans

Your skin is like fresh milk,

1...

2...

5,000 of the World's Most Romantic Melodies.

20 grand for summer camp,

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Oh!

And? No hand puppets.

And... What?

Bye! Congratulations!

Congratulations! Bon voyage!

Fester! Fester!

Gomez! What news?

Good luck. Good luck.

I hated you! I despised you.

It's a boy. It's a girl.

Just one thing... Gomez told me. No giggling.

Mm hmm. Mm hmm.

Mom. Mom.

No! Wait!

No! I have it! It's mine!

Of course you're not. You're too young.

Ooh. Ooh.

Playing! Playing!

Really? It's a tradition. One of us has to go.

Speak English. Pumpkin?

Summer camp. Summer camp.

The rash... It's gone.

Where do you want this? The second floor boudoir.

Who? Debbie.

Yes! Yes!

Yes. Yes.

'Cause that's what being privileged is all about.

~ Ah, ah, ah ~

~ Ahh, baby ~

~ All I want to do ~

~ All you've got to do now, yeah ~

~ And it umps, with big bass on the low ~

~ And put 'em in your mouth ~

~ And real ~

~ And the real thing ~

~ Back again, the Addams Family ~

~ Breaking hearts ~

~ But you know that you love 'em ~

~ Come on, come on ~

~ Come on, come on, come on, come on ~

~ Come on, people Come on, people ~

~ Coming for to carry me home ~

~ Do it ~

~ Do it any way you wanna ~

~ Do it any way you wanna do it ~

~ Do it any way you wanna, wanna, wanna ~~

~ Do it, do it any way you wanna do it ~

~ Eat me ~

~ Eat us 'cause we're good and dead ~

~ Eat us before we finish this song ~~

~ Eat us, hey, it's Thanksgiving day ~

~ Eat us, we make a nice buffet ~

~ Express yourself, come on ~

~ Express yourself~

~ Express yourself~~

~ Feel my muscles ~

~ For he's a jolly good fellow ~

~ From East, North, or South ~

~ From the old school, with the bump for the trunk ~

~ Get back while tag team swings ~

~ Gomez, Morticia, come on, sing ~

~ Happy, happy turkey day ~

~ Hey, hey, hey ~

~ Hey, hey, hey, hey ~

~ Hey, macho, macho man ~

~ Hunger pains will go away ~

~ I can't stand myself~

~ I got to be a macho ~

~ I got to be a macho man ~~

~ I said what you see ~

~ I saw you ~

~ I saw you, baby ~

~ I've got to be a macho man ~

~ Is the best thing yet ~

~ Is what you get ~

~ It ain't my day ~

~ It goes on and on, the madness won't stop ~

~ It's the Addams Family movie thing ~

~ It's the Addams Family runnin' things ~

~ Kumbaya ~

~ Kumbaya, my Lord ~

~ Let me tell you, it's the A D D A M S ~

~ Let's all eat the Indian way ~

~ Macho, macho man ~

~ Makes Fester fall for her ~

~ Nanny's got a plot to get the family money ~

~ New baby in the house makes three ~

~ No matter what you see ~

~ Oh ~

~ Oh, Lord, Kumbaya ~~

~ Oh, oh ~

~ Oh, what you see ~

~ On happy turkey day ~~

~ Ooh ~

~ Ooh ee ~

~ Props to the number one family of horror ~

~ Real lovin' ~

~ Sauteed or barbecued ~

~ So eat us before we finish this song ~

~ So give love to the folks who go by the name of~

~ Some say loco, insane to the brain ~

~ Something's strange, something's funny ~

~ Step to the mic like Cube and get with it ~

~ Sugar, I won't fill ya ~

~ Sweet chariot ~

~ Swing low ~

~ Swing low ~~

~ Tag team always delivers the funk ~

~ Tag team raps another party hit ~

~ That this group must somehow form a family ~

~ That's the way we all became the BradyBunch... ~~

~ The Addams Family ~

~ The Addams Family, y'all, yes, yes ~

~ The best thing yet ~

~ The family comes to Fester's aid ~

~ The hills are alive ~

~ The plot is foiled, no one gets paid ~

~ There it is ~

~ They keep it together, y'all, and that's it ~

~ They're creepy, kooky, mysterious, spooky ~

~ They're not ordinary, just strange ~

~ Thing gets wise, spreads the word ~

~ This song's for the movie and the dance floor ~

~ Tick to the tock around the clock ~

~ Wait, can't forget cousin Itt ~

~ We lost the race with Farmer Ed ~

~ We once were pets, but now we're food ~

~ We won't stay fresh for very long ~

~ Wednesday, Pugsley, Lurch, you ring it ~

~ Well ~

~ What you see ~

~ When you hear the pilgrims say ~

~ Which nobody can deny ~~

~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~

~ Whoomp! Family, whoa ~

~ Whoomp! The Addams Family ~

~ Whoomp! The Addams Family ~~

~ With songs they have sung ~

~ With the sound of music ~

~ Yeah ~

~ Yeah, come on, come on ~

~ Yeah, give it to me ~

~ Yeah, is what you get ~

~ Yeah, yo, dig it ~

~ Yo, what you're lookin' for ~

~ You don't ever need help from nobody else ~

~ You're always a day ~

~ You're so good ~

Addams Family Values (1993)
Addams Family Values is a hilarious and dark comedy film released in 1993. Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld, this movie is a sequel to the 1991 film, The Addams Family. The story revolves around the eccentric Addams family as they encounter new challenges and hilarious mishaps. The cast includes Anjelica Huston as Morticia Addams, Raul Julia as Gomez Addams, and Christopher Lloyd as Uncle Fester. The film also stars Christina Ricci as the delightfully macabre Wednesday Addams. With its witty humor and memorable characters, Addams Family Values is a must-watch for fans of the franchise. Play and download the sounds from this film here!
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