Teenage Euthanasia - Season 1 Edit

A baby who saw a balloon and now doesn't

A baby...who's hungry? No!

A bathing suit that flatters my body type

A few years ago, I had to make a policy of two lives only.

A Ghost of Christmas Past ing kinda thing

A grave on an island!

A Groundhog Day time loop!

A hug goodbye this morning.

A kid who got bulled on their first day of school?

A little place called... Heaven.

A little something at the end of the line?

A living one

A real downpour of distress on our hands.

A sibling's birthday, perhaps?

A squirrel embarks on her journey into motherhood.

A suitable mate of her choosing..

A true love I have never felt before or since.

Aah! Uhhh! Shh! It's me!

About Svetlana, I think I love her

According to immigration status and bra size..

According to plan

Acidic. Notes of FOMO with a finish of self pity.

Across a crowded room. Eyes.

Actually includes one in home grief counseling session.

Actually, would you like some nachos?

Actually...a girlfriend

After being really popular all year!

After looking at dead husband face

After Old Country Easter.

After that rejection, I figured, why not inject meth?

After the death of a loved one,

After you find shirt, stop at powdered milk store,

Against understanding parents who love her

Ah, oh, well. Bye bye.

Ah! Kirk has a twin brother? Hold still.

Ahhh!

All clear. Just a different kind of "yikes." Over

All my life, I've just been the rugged type.

All my needs. Ew!

All of you, outta here.

All the deadheads do

All: Awww!

Alright, Annie, eyes on the prize

Alright, beetles, assemble the pit crew!

Also, is Joey home? Joey's away at candle camp.

Always makes me forget my troubles, though

Am I heading to fluid finals again this year?

Am I right, Ralphie?

Amazing man

An average of 2.5 men!

And added sugar

And all its manifestation

And always ends by deceiving others.

And are likely to make an impulse purchase?

And as everybody know,

And ask God to let you into Heaven some day.

And becoming an op ed writer for the Washington Post

And blue if you have first hand knowledge of his guilt.

And boo when my mother comes on screen.

And can't we bring this Annie with us at least?

And change me into new pajamas without me knowing

And dads are more annoying than I ever imagined.

And didn't come back to life.

And didn't spend any time with his family.

And don't have to raise the ugh baby?

And don't let crowd see too much of your calves

And eventually maybe even play tennis?

And fatal water sports accidents

And fully swivel my rotator cuff!

And get her to call off the wedding

And get them wet! [ Car horns honking ]

And good luck fulfilling your dreams.

And have wasted sex to the "Roadhouse" soundtrack

And he said, "Due to budget cuts, wanna be sexy cops?"

And his mother is telling him..

And his toes curled.

And hit her in the skull.

And horse tranquilizers.

And humiliation now.

And I can't have bugs in my jelly roll

And I didn't want to bother you

And I don't go to the movies unless someone asks me!

And I owe it all to Sue

And I should embrace tedium and misery like a real adult

And I think I have to turn us both in

And I think I'm..

And I train gators to attack homeless people.

And I was right!

And I'd really love to share with

And I'll take a hamburger patty soaked in vodka.

And I'm pretty eager to finally have sex since I died a virgin

And if he could stay out of rehab long enough

And if she chickens out, as many women do, I'm here to help

And interfered with purity of this contest, I end you

And is really proud of the woman you're becoming?

And it was over mom's corpse, right before she got struck

And it's the best she can do right now.

And last, Peter's

And less body acceptance than I imagined

And less sooty residue on the glass

And let Daddy teach you how to parallel park.

And let me hide in peace.

And listen to podcasts of people playing Scrabble.

And long Furbys

And made up that story about Trophy?

And make you less inclined to yell at strangers

And making me feel bad about being poor

And maybe a birthday wish?

And maybe that music means Baba remembered

And maybe, if you feel like God would be cool with it,

And my son being named Peter, I thought for myself, maybe..

And now she wants to stay home?

And often place their beak inside their partner's beak

And pigeon behaviors to look for

And psychological profile.

And put it back where it was, huh?

And put your shirt on! Huh?

And rather than use her second chance at life

And rear darts for a tailored fit!

And recognizing the toxic patterns

And Savior Jesus Christ It's Friday announcements!

And she will now very briefly explain

And she wouldn't even tell me who my father was

And showing the film "Remember the Titans" instead

And so do I.

And start being a sad undertaker?

And take the first and maybe only boyfriend I'll ever have!

And talk about your growth potential

And that Baba would never part with her real prized tiara

And that led to drug use, prostitution,

And that's that's come in handy

And the governor of the franchise territory of Florida,

And the only sound I can make is

And then drove around all night

And then you make the money from their funerals?

And they do my bidding

And they don't trust you to go have a drink with a male friend

And they won't let me leave

And things seemed to go pretty well?

And to think I could be on a birdwatching trip!

And today, they asked me to friend third base

And toss it into the kiddie pool

And totally missed the point of "Lolita"..

And touching corpses doesn't bother me.

And Trophy isn't her friend. That's her mom.

And until then, you should really give Javi a call.

And we nearly went out of business!

And what kind of sauce would you like with that sir?

And what's more, she's undocumented!

And women my own age is genetic.

And you already know how to ride a bike, Annie?

And you made me a skateboard

And you once joined a CrossFit gym

And you squirt in my sizzler?

And you'll arrive at Lonny's door to find out the truth!

And you've helped me understand myself genetically and sexually.

And your biological mother. Use the included chaw

And, ma'am?

And, since it's not your body,

Annie tells me you can make my forehead go from here to here

Annie, can I talk to you for a second?

Annie, go make another season of 'Mad Men.' I'm bored."

Annie, I need you to cover my forehead

Annie, to fix this rigidity,

Annie, wear this wig and meet with my parole officer.

Annie? It's easy, Uncle Pete.

Annie's willing to give you handjobs

Another school thing alone. That's something.

Answer our question of the day. Mer?

Any breasts you expose can and will be held against you

Any of you 18 and already have HPV?

Any package that not for work and not bride for pervert.

Anyone feeling hungry?

Architect? Gastrointestinal surgeon?

Are probably halfway to Mexico by now.

Are there boyfriends in Heaven? Hm. I'm not sure.

Are there stirrups, or

Are they in your pocket?

Are we in a graveyard because my father...

Around some other teen's peen before ya know it

As a tribute to the recently deceased?!

As an accessory to this bang trim

As he's pulling off the road with plans to murder you.

As I drive around town picking up teen girls

As in "my main moam."

As kids, it was my toys

As long as he worked hard

As long as you need with your final good byes.

As recently as, eh, today.

As stupidity, don't you?

As teens, it was my boyfriend Lonny..

As you know, Annie Fantasy organized this watch

Ask me anything about my life.

At a claw machine outside a hockey rink?

At a claw machine outside of a hockey rink

At birth, you simply twerk away your parental rights

At least now she'll know that Heaven's real.

At the front door of the ER

At the info center.

At the same time and

At the Top Moments in Breastaurant History Gallery

Attached to the cream! Bye bye!

Attention starved soon to be teen mommies

Available wherever games are sold.

Aw, what a special birthday surprise!

Aw. What are you doing?

Baba always skips the good parts.

Baba and Trophy Fantasy Felony Coiffe.

Baba come with you.

Baba coming, Petey!

Baba didn't have much to give,

Baba filled with pride piece together the clues Pete.

Baba finally had to snip snip!

Baba fix

Baba have good feeling.

Baba have just the job for novice

Baba is winner, baby!

Baba learn from wise man name Succatash to just "own it."

Baba love this show!

Baba make smarter doll.

Baba need you To ruin Sophie's life

Baba need you to find cheaper coffin distributer.

Baba not remember last time she enjoy your company so much

Baba remembered

Baba should have been here!

Baba tell granddaughter secret of how

Baba trimmed my bangs when I was and Child Protective Services

Baba wait hour for Saturday breakfast in bed,

Baba want to look special so I beg

Baba wouldn't be your teacher!

Baba, could I go smell some candles before I start my job?

Baba, you're gonna have to cancel the Lemonham funeral.

Baba! Get in here!

Baba's given me enough hints over the years.

Baba's right you and I have different priorities.

Back in my day, a man could be anything he wanted to be,

Back in the hearse!

Because Baba go to bed in 30 minute

Because first time, I squandered my life

Because I think clamdiggers are the best I can do right now.

Because it's been too long for old Susan

Because Senator Casey Anthony intervened.

Because she makes me want to put myself out of my misery!

Because their immune system's compromised?

Because you'll be a great one

Because you're a superfan of my mom's.

Beetles? Anyone?

Before I was the girl with a runaway mom,

Before my Princeton interview

Before the world or her mother gets a chance to

Besides, that would be my frontpack

Best way to really connect with loved ones

Better just go home.

Better luck next year.

Better put a jump on the hump.

Between ketchup and mustard, in your own words.

Between two necks!

Big mustache, glittery eyes.

Biggest mistake of my life.

Birder of the year!

Birder of the year!

Birder of the Year! Birder of the Year!

Birders, get your cameras out

Birding really brings out your silly side.

Blah blah blah, typical mortician talk.

Blissful Passings!

Boost self esteem, and reduce shame.

Bop it to hear more.

Boy too sensitive to throw anything away

Breaking your worried mother's heart.

Bring Susan home now

Broward County himself, your big Flori daddy

But a skate park in the cold light of day..

But at least we know he's rich!

But Baba here for you.

But clearly, you're a frog girl.

But could you send me back again?

But don't you have dreams?

But first, the game asks that you put on pants.

But Gymnast Gregory, our companion smart doll,

But he good boy. Dag, girl.

But he sure seems like he could Daddy you all night long.

But I always thought Petey fall in love "The Fast & The Furious"

But I can't look incredible and go out in public

But I did get to play two on two basketball with the Steves

But I didn't think I'd fail at getting laid, too

But I don't have a visual signifier for it yet,

But I dunno, maybe I'm actually the podcast guy.

But I guess it's technically possible.

But I have a poem I recite when I lose a sock from a pair.

But I have this terrible feeling my mother's going to ruin it

But I might need a push

But I picked "work for family funeral home."

But I thought you loved me for my body.

But I... didn't think they'd keep it

But I'm all ears if you wanna go off

But I'm also open to making friends.

But I'm supposed to be holding a sign for my Baba

But if I did, and if we could find him,

But if I do get to return,

But instead...she did this

But it just keeps coming back.

But it's my You what? You period?

But just so you know, I think we had something

But know that Baba believes in you!

But let's be clear I don't like you.

But life filled your "Mom" mug with an undead can

But listen, Annie.

But maybe when it comes to crying,

But Mom did come late to one of my swim meets.

But most tears get quickly eye jaculated onto the face.

But my whole family is baby and we live in a giant crib.

But no tuna sandwich, no morning love letter,

But no! Turns out I have low rent tacky baby

But now I get what all the fuss is about

But now I'm gonna be the girl with the dead runaway mom!

But now, without a third person...

But old girl's pole is a pile of bugs.

But rebound weddings are included

But remember our other motto

But she always took whatever I loved most

But since our families won't condone our relationship..

But sometimes, I wish I had a guy pal to hang with

But stay away from my embalming fluid!

But that ends today, my brilliant frien emy,

But that should be plenty of time

But that's why I'm here

But the Baba know you want man friend.

But the real touchdown would be you sharing

But their sperms are too damn old!

But then tiny salt cubes come out instead.

But they do enjoying separating things.

But they seem sort of fascinated

But they'd have to be especially meek.

But this is my second chance and yours, too

But this might be our busiest season yet

But this silk comfort foam does come close.

But this time, I'll ask for hugs.

But totally fair

But we were afraid you'd be angry Pete chose his own wife.

But we will get those pudgy little fingers

But we're actually talking about not corn dog?

But what if I told you Baba and I actually won this

But what if I told you that Baba and I actually won this

But you did send your body.

But you have left me no choice

But you want meet father?

But your teenaged eggs are the best money can buy!

But, since he tragically died in a VR grease fire,

But, when matchmaker called and said

Butterfly kiss?

Buy two packet of chalk flavor!

By a haunted funeral home being my thing.

By a non maternal crone like foreign woman

By a well meaning old woman again!

By closing the park.

By clown penis

By lightning and reanimated.

By talking about your suicide

By the franchise territory of Florida.

By the order of the bird watchers!

By wasabi Brazil nut!

By who? By me!

Bye bye.

C'mon home, beetles.

C'mon, Baba!

C'mon, I know you're home, Annie.

Call the matchmaker back.

Call to play. It's Ladies Day! Hey, ladies! Shopping!

Called the Killmore Girls.

Can be traced back to Sophie

Can I at least tell him you're a troubled teen

Can I get some more painkillers? [ Sobs ]

Can only stop when we begin taking responsibility

Can sure do wonders for the self esteem.

Can we just blame the... Thanks, Baba.

Can we please go home now? No!

Can you go round up some of your friends?

Can you help me in the yard?

Can you name something about Baba that you appreciate?

Can you taste it Annie?! Can you taste it Annie?!

Can you tell me how to get my pants off?

Care for some hot cocoa?

Catch! Once you get past the first twenty bites,

Chant with me, I'm feeling very self conscious right now

Check your rearview mirror, pull over,

Cheers to male friendship

Chili Con Gnarly, and Flamin' Flag!

Choose the one in least happy marriage

Chugged enough malt liquor

Chunky bangs, piecey bangs, feathery bangs

Climbing ability.

Coach Kitman's trial will be broadcast live

Come back competition?

Come back! Come back, Mom!

Come on

Come on

Come on, back in boat. Baba paddle this time.

Come on! Oh! [ Laughs ]

Come, I take you.

Coming, Mom!

Coming!

Connecting with their despondence

Connecting you to our award winning

Consent used to be more subjective.

Consider it done

Contest from the old country.

Couldn't have done it without you guys!

Couldn't you have taken one from my head?

Covered in baby oil,

Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry!

Cultivating father figure relationships.

Dad and I have a lot to discuss.

Dad knows that. Or does he?

Dad, your son is on your shore.

Daddy number three is Jeffrey T.

Daddy or no daddy. Just one more.

Damn it!

Damn!

Damn!

Damn! I knew it!

Damn. Every time?

Daughters should be good for something.

Death powers

Death powers.

Deck remodels? Automotive repair?

Definitely gonna shoot up the place.

Dice are, ooh, sticky children cubes.

Did I eat carbs today?

Did you hear the part about child support?!

Did you know pigeons come in 28 different colored designs

Did you lead me up here so we could sneak

Didn't believe me about Heaven.

Didn't you?

Do cost effective, timely job.

Do you know why I pulled you over, sweetie?

Do you see them?

Do you see what I'm saying? Not really.

Do you think gummy bears are friends with each other.

Do you think my calves could handle that in real life?

Does anyone see any acorns?

Doesn't cower at my scowl.

Doesn't it all just make a girl dream of a better world?

Dog track? Dialysis center?

Doing background checks, so,

Don't attempt home bangs;

Don't be rude to the gang

Don't forget, we've got a vagina to rebuild bright and early

Don't get pregnant till you're actually ready to be a parent,

Don't know how you do it.

Don't look now, but I think I see el brido

Don't move

Don't you know that love always begins by deceiving one's self,

Don't you? Aww.

Doughy, salty subject I've currently got in custody.

Down to Foodcourt!

Drink malt lemonade, walk into ocean and die,

Ducks die like everyone else

Due to your penchant for drama and your ability

During this weekend's wet T shirt contest!

During thunderstorm...

Easy prey.

Eh? Ahh! Dad jokes!

Encourage their daughters to confront their fears

End session 21942

Energy, Annie

Enjoy being a slave in a social media sweatshop.

Enough for all us crotch beetles.

Entirely based on your face

Er Did I say "Mom"? I meant "Moam."

Especially if the fish is a deadbeat creep,

Especially if they're painful!

Eternitee was killed by a wasabi Brazil nut,

Even if Mom's in the other room" feeling.

Even if my daddy was a scumbag 15 years ago,

Even if you really are a squirrel,

Even though we're unhoused,

Even your big feelings can't frighten me off.

Every time you see a woman running

Everybody in! Martina?

Everybody out!

Everyone but me

Everyone can find true love! Annie, wake up!

Everyone knows Kenton gives you impure thoughts

Everyone was business as usual replacing fluids,

Everyone's chaperone material now.

Exactly how whiskey gets distilled?

Except I thought we just did butt stuff.

Except you don't see me making a big deal out of it!

Experience vulnerability with another man

Exposing your breasts is not a successful life strategy.

Extra grip buttons for sweaty thumbs!

F F F Feoow! So, what's up? Here's the tea!

Faking social adequacy during a movie is one thing,

Family's trash cans

Fear of abandonment is character building.

Feel his belly

Female Ghostbuster?

Fermentation is fitness.

Filled with Robitussin and Monster Energy.

Find a new shirt, Pete!

Fine, I'll do it

First date, third handjob.

First of all, tell me about my conception.

Follow me. I know where we can get some, like, food for free

Food deposits in cheeks.

For a home cooked dinner each night family style.

For a one year older me?

For a table of five

For all the saucy pants she wears.

For another week, who's down for a half price slide and slip?

For at least a few more hours.

For four average adults or eight unlucky children!

For me, the sweeter the cream, the stronger the meat

For months.

For nine more months.

For now! Cool!

For old times' sake, how 'bout we go in the back room

For our own bad hair choices!

For some light kissing in three to six months.

For the Embalming Fluid Finals in Hall H

For the first day of the rest of your luh luh life.

For you to introduce "Susan" to Baba

Francois, how bout we skip straight to dessert?

Friendship bracelets are meant to be shared!

Friendship is my thing!

From getting his last shot!

From suspected white women in distress,

From the car again this evening?

From the Hall of Dangerous Situations for Women.

From the sophomore she's having sex with says I am.

Full of sex criminal!

Funeral home no place for male gymnast.

Funnel your daddy issues into fucking

Game over. Time to take Baba home.

Gave me put my self esteem in the toilet

Geeze latoosh, it's barely been an hour without my beetles.

German Shepherds...

Get 20% off tender endings with discount code

Get a wad of cash after the birth,

Get him, Beetles!

Get in here!

Get it?

Get job in village, or marry brother.

Get out of my way! Ow!

Get ready. Judge coming

Get to work, you spoiled potato couch!

Get used to it! Look over there

Girl, I am freaking out without Baba here.

Girls, no matter how bad you screw up,

Go ahead and see for yourself.

Go load back of hearse with homemade embalmer.

Go on, just tell me what the tear says to your tongue

Go to corpse sister Susan, work things out

God is super busy, and she doesn't appreciate

Gonna have to try it again.

Good girl

Good luck scaring them.

Good thing I keep my police scanner on

Goodbye, Cuddlefishes.

Got a minute? [ Sighs ]

Got a Place in the Choir" on hand bells!

Got caught up in nihilism and despair

Gotta keep an eye on 'em. I can do it.

Gotta say, this feels pretty natural

Grab the beach ball hanging from the top,

Guess Annie's probably dead by now, then. Mm

Guh, we'll be kicked off the SXPD force!

Gymnast Gregory creates intimacy

Had you grown up with a father

Haha. It was silly of me to take up space with my emotions

Hair grow back in time, like your forgiveness

Hallucinate eight heads on everyone

Has caused you to totally lock up.

Has it even occurred to you that maybe he is not

Have you ever heard of polyamory?

Have you seen Peter?

Having a male friend is gonna be great!

Having spare keys made?

He also taught me how to ride a bike.

He chomp him off my body!

He clinically died for 30 minutes, went to Heaven,

He gave me these

He good boy like you.

He is avenged!!

He just do better with Baba help.

He might have turned his life around.

He missed us and came back.

He must marry.

He scares me, Pete.

He smells like feta and oregano.

He sounds like a luh luh loser!

He was always drunk and trying to hit me with his holo fists.

He was our lover.

He was our school mascot

He was supposed to come over and fly kites this morning!

He's a..."art clown".

He's all alone, but not lonely.

He's an actual good person.

He's here to be my friend.

He's mine. Oh, he's mine.

He's my maggot!

He's where my effortless sexy comes from.

Heading down to the basement with another girl

Hear me, frogs of the forest, take me home!

Heed my warning, Annie

Hello, Daddy. Why did you abandon me?

Help us sneak out of here, I'll show you my knockers!

Her foot fall off.

Here it comes, Annie!

Here, hop in my Jansport

Here, try one and tell me what feeling you taste

Here! I'll show you! He's reaching for his weapon!

Here! Like the word of God,

Here. Go to sleep. Like a bird!

Here's a list of plumage varieties

Here's all you need to know.

Here's the top choice based on your DNA

Here's where we all sit down together

Hey, beetles!

Hey, fertile freaks!

Hey, God? Are you happy I paired you up

Hey, guys! We could go to my house.

Hey, I can cry!

Hey, Norma..

Hey, where's Annie? [ Gasps ]

Hey! You're not supposed to see me!

Hey...what are you doing?

His name Peter for first time today.

Hm. Annie still trying

Hmm, you're wet and bumpy. This could work out

Hold out your hands

Holding hands

Holds eye contact,

Holla! It would be illegal and disgusting for them

Hope to see ya there

Hope you enjoy that bang, ladies!

Hope you remember to bring your school spirit

Hot dogs you love.

How 'bout you? I don't pray.

How 'd you know I love gas station flowers?

How about here? No.

How about we go around and state your name and why you're here?

How am I supposed to get home now?

How can we [bleep]

How did my story about having her not scare her straight?

How did you know that?

How do I say this Daddy..

How do you keep missing the point so badly!

How do you stay so eerily calm?

How does Steve Jobs take his coffee, hm?

How likely are you to purchase Nester's Cheese Nebulizer?

How many of these beauties can I put you down for, huh?

How old do you think I am? Oh.

How to make hot cocoa or listen when I talk.

How to spice up ornithology, Annie

Huegh!

Huh, I really need those beetles.

Huh?! Fooled you! Is not true.

Hup!

Hurry, places, places!

I accept this pairing.

I actually died and came back to life.

I almost married woman.

I also played a game of chess with Martin Luther King Jr.,

I believe it was a Friday

I believe your Super Deluxe Package

I bet my dad still provides me with love.

I better pinch myself just to make sure

I better pinch myself!

I better pinch myself.

I can swap bodies with the morgue goat.

I can taste your pain!

I can't die on my birthday.

I can't see the odometer over these big boobies!

I can't think! Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

I can't wait to find out if my fear of grilled cheese

I can't wait to meet my dad and find out

I could tell from the first moment I saw you

I did him to try to get into

I did this for you.

I didn't see you there. Please follow me

I died for real, kid, and there's no afterlife

I don't dance unless I hear some music,

I don't need a daddy!

I don't want a daddy!

I don't want any trauma

I don't.

I even turned down a tuggie huggie

I feel like we're finally connecting.

I feel, I feel so so..

I get to work with my mom,

I go knit yak hair vest for ceremony.

I gotta find a way out of here, fast!

I gotta see where those barely legals just ran off to.

I guess Coach Kitman was right for some people,

I guess I didn't notice I was speeding cause

I guess that explains why I can't grow a mustache!

I guess that means you really do care about me.

I guess that's what Trophy does with all her flaws.

I guess without the beetles, I don't quite work right.

I guess you guys have the "previously dying" thing

I guess you'll be my emotional support beetles!

I had this dream a couple days ago

I happen to be a professional grief processor.

I hate her! God, I know what you mean.

I hate to ask, but..

I hate to be right, and yet, I am

I hate wearing flip flops in the shower

I have an excellent franchise opportunity inside my vagina

I have an interview with Harvard in half an hour,

I have known quite a few.

I have one more stash in the "Garfield & Friends" wing

I have to go have drunk,

I have to tell you something.

I have wedding vest for you.

I hide my illegal narcotics all around town

I I like the presh.

I intend to meet the love of my life rom com style.

I just distance myself from my emotions.

I just know it helps the time pass.

I just want to make sure you did your best.

I just wanted to see if Kirk's penis

I keep my most valuable tears

I killed a pug. She was so cute though.

I knew we would. Peter, come.

I knew we'd have the same level of comfort

I know a place where we can sample the goods

I know how my face brings you bad luck

I know it'll be lame, but want to sit with me tonight?

I know it's one of these graves, but, eh...

I know Shirty give you feeling of safety and security,

I know what'll get those peeper pipes flowin':

I know. This Old country way,

I love hearing you talk about the situation

I love you, Mom.

I made you that seed bark you always refuse to try

I may have just figured out my dream job.

I mean, you could kill yourself trying

I meet dream husband

I met my dad, and he's dead, but we're exactly alike.

I need them back pronto, Annie!

I never see my Papa again

I never thought I marry again

I never thought I'd say this,

I never thought it would happen to me.

I never would have become the youngest stripper

I only told Baba she was because I wanted to find love on my own.

I ordered easily intimidated bride.

I promised. You said you would go.