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Get Him to the Greek (2010) Get Him to the Greek is a hilarious comedy film directed by Nicholas Stoller in 2010. The movie

Get Him to the Greek (2010)

Get Him to the Greek is a hilarious comedy film directed by Nicholas Stoller in 2010. The movie follows the misadventures of Aaron Green, played by Jonah Hill, as he attempts to escort the British rock star Aldous Snow, portrayed by Russell Brand, to a comeback performance at the Greek Theatre in Los Angeles. As Aaron struggles to keep the unpredictable and drug-addled Aldous on track, their journey becomes a wild and comically chaotic ride.

The film also features an incredible supporting cast including Rose Byrne as Aldous' ex-girlfriend and pop star Jackie Q, and Sean "Diddy" Combs as Aaron's eccentric and demanding boss, Sergio Roma. The soundtrack of Get Him to the Greek features an electrifying mix of rock, pop, and hip-hop songs performed by the fictional band Infant Sorrow, led by Russell Brand's character, Aldous Snow.

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A bass and a drum kit and his incredible voice.
A British rock and roll star dying?
A deep mind fuck.
A place in a residency program, at East Seattle General.
A ring, a ring around my dirty posie
A very different person.
A war in I think it was Darfur
Aaron Green. Stand up, Aaron!
Aaron is very busy now. Press seven for fellatio.
Aaron, come with me, mate.
Aaron, don't do that!
Aaron, get back here!
Aaron, go with your destiny.
Aaron, it was wrong of me to have sex
Aaron, listen, your job is to keep him sober for the next 30 minutes.
Aaron, look at Daphne.
Aaron, look at her.
Aaron, my superstar. Great news.
Aaron, no. What?
Aaron, stop pretending to talk to Sergio!
Aaron, stop stroking the furry wall! We're going...
Aaron, we live together. We have a home together.
Aaron, why have you chosen to put yourself in this ideological prison?
Aaron, why have you chosen to put yourself in this ideological prison?
Aaron, you seem very tense. Stop it. Aaron!
Aaron, you're being strange.
Aaron, you're sleeping. Stop sleep. Aaron, you're asleep.
Aaron! Hey.
Aaron! Is it your girlfriend? Let me have a go.
Aaron! This is Sergio! Where the fuck are you guys?
Aaron! You lost control, motherfucker.
Aaron? It's me.
Aaron? Listen...
Aaron.
Aaron.
Aaron. Aaron.
Aaron. I don't...
Aaron. I haven't performed in three years, you know?
Aaron. NME said that African Child
Absinthe!
Across the mystic desert
Actually, I've got a show at the Greek Theatre in LA.
Aldous Snow is one of the last remaining rock stars.
Aldous Snow Live at the Greek Theatre,
Aldous Snow needs to be two guitars,
Aldous Snow wants to do the show.
Aldous Snow wasn't always so pretty, was he, eh?
Aldous Snow, the most self destructive man in rock and roll,
Aldous Snow! I mean, how awesome is that?
Aldous Snow's father and former manager, Jonathan Snow,
Aldous wanted to visit you.
Aldous, here!
Aldous, hey!
Aldous, I came here.
Aldous, I'm worried about you.
Aldous, I've been doing kabbalah.
Aldous, tough question. You were famously sober for many years.
Aldous! Aldous!
Aldous! Aldous!
Aldous! This has been the best four months of my life.
Aldous! You don't have to go out there.
Aldous? Aldous. Aldous, I can't sleep.
Aldous.
Aldous. Hey. Sorry.
Aldous' longtime girlfriend and mother of their son, Naples,
Aldy, by the way, whatever happened to Jackie?
All around are furry clouds Look, here's a furry dove
All I see is Babybels and chocolate pudding!
All of them. Really loud.
All of these blowjobs in limousines
All right, all right. I'll check the schedule.
All right, I want my package now.
All right, just change and we'll get going, shall we?
All right, well, I think everything's gonna be all right.
All right, well, we'll take one shot
All right, yeah. Later. What are you even doing here, Aldous?
All right.
All right.
All right. No.
Also, also he's quite mature. He's more mature than me.
Although, my arm is hurting a little bit.
Amazing.
An African, white space Christ.
An artist is the slipperiest, most conniving
And a live DVD of the concert.
And about, like, potentially going there.
And Aldous Snow is not it.
And Aldy's the best father.
And ask all the roadies what town they were from,
And because I'm a woman, I don't get to have any fun?
And do something that ain't selfish,
And he went and cheated on me.
And I just thought, "This isn't right, is it?"
And I just wanted to say I'm sorry about what happened.
And I know that you won't come Just for the cash
And I made some phone calls. It turns out, it isn't.
And I need you here And I need to be inside you
And I realize now how wonderful it is, what we have.
And I saw footage about, well,
And I think a little bit of angel dust, actually, if I'm not mistaken.
And I thought you would break it off with me,
And I want to perform for my fans
And I was so in love with you,
And I'm feeling really bad,
And I'm gonna beg Daphne to take me back.
And I'm sad. And I ain't got no one, except my mum.
And I've learned over the past few days
And if he knew anybody from their town.
And it was like 8 Mile. You know? And he's letting me do this!
And it was pointless.
And it's a bigger staff, so they have better call schedules,
And it's been a real adjustment for me,
And love
And lovely, and wonderful, and pure and...
And more intimate than anything you and I have ever shared.
And now I'm crying in front of you,
And now, Aldous.
And personally, I think it would kick ass to see him play live again.
And personally, I think it would kick ass to see him play live again.
And put them in your pocket so you don't just metaphorically own them,
And rainbows and cheese and wonder.
And she's an idiot.
And spent that month together in Naples?
And that'll jump start sales of his back catalog,
And that's how we can succeed.
And that's what we want to hear. That's what I love.
And the record man who never called
And then he just kept looking more and more Italian.
And then it turns out he's cheating on you
And then you turned out to be such a good father.
And there it goes.
And this is African Child.
And this is what they came back with,
And this world ain't gonna Catch me going down
And those of you who doubted me
And we do the Pussycat Girl's songs.
And we go back to the hotel. Simple.
And we're called the Pussy Kittens.
And we're in commercial. Thanks, guys.
And when you get back, I'll make you some shortbread or...
And who's Mars Volta, again?
And you did yoga for five fucking hours a day!
And you stabbed me in the arm with an adrenaline needle!
And you thought I was cool, didn't you,
And you're one shirt away from Carlton, motherfucker.
And you're smart, so you make your insanity sound good,
And your very own perfume line.
Another night I'm here alone
Another night in Soho Grand
Another night you're on my mind
Answer it.
Any of that fucking phone shit?
Anybody here know anything about Cingular's wireless broadband,
Anyways, we really should get...
April Fools.
Are they, mate? What are they?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you okay, man? You...
Are you on something right now?
Are you on your period or something?
Are you out of your mind?
Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready.
Are you sure of that?
Are you sure you should be doing this stuff?
Are you sure you should do that, man.
Are you ticklish? Okay, stop.
As a result of winning a quiz show.
As the thing that had been most damaging to African life.
At noon? Mmm hmm.
Babe? We should really get back to Naples.
Baby, look in the dairy drawer! Next to the Go Gurts.
Back at Jay Z's house. It was insane.
Because he broke my trust.
Because Jackie is your Daphne!
Because that's what you said.
Because we're all settled in and we're here.
Because you look like Dennis Quaid.
Been under a lot of pressure. Just let me relax.
Behind famine and war
Bit indulgent.
Blackmail does not work with the penis. It doesn't work.
Bollocks! I disagree highly!
Boom boom Shake the room like it's dynamite
Boom boom Shake the room like it's dynamite
Boom boom Shake the room like it's dynamite
Brand new galaxies await you
Brilliant! So, doesn't it make sense that we would stay here
British motherfuckers don't die.
Broadcasting live from the Greek,
Brunette. Blonde it is.
Burns, burns, burns Like the head of a match
But first, our interview and performance
But I always told her about it.
But I'm terrified that my bowels will evacuate if I do.
But if he asks me if I like African Child,
But it was also very brave and very honest,
But it's bullshit.
But really, he was just being a realist.
But she is a terrible human being.
But that's not happening anymore.
But the content of what you said has made me hate you.
But the most important thing is that it was a hit.
But then you went to rehab for methamphetamine,
But there was this sweet after after party
But they say any press is good press, right? I mean...
But we gonna have to mind fuck them.
But will you come for my bangers My beans and mash?
But you're fine.
But you're here. You are here.
But, hey, we're at The Standard now, so it's all fine,
But, no, I don't love African Child.
By people who I can see are on drugs.
By posie, I'm talking about my asshole
By their nature are polygamous.
Bye.
Called a cab, back to mine Same routine every time
Calm down. I'm having a heart attack!
Can you feel my dick fucking your mind?
Can you find that guest for me?
Can you handle it? Yeah. I can handle the moment.
Can you hear me?
Can you hear what's going on?
Can you hook me up with Aldous?
Can you not see how it's a little alarming
Can you say something reassuring to me?
Central Park is beautiful.
Change it to the next one.
Changed your flights quite a few times.
Chase me!
Chatting up the bird with the dodgy eye
Cheers, mate.
Cheers, son.
Cheers.
Cher? How was it?
Cher. Celine Dion. Elton John.
Child. Child. Yeah, yeah, African Child.
Chocolate Daddy.
Chocolate Daddy.
Close the door behind you! Hurry up!
Come back here. Get back here. Get...
Come by. We'll play some late night Quidditch.
Come for my bangers My beans and mash
Come here. We're together, mate, all right?
Come meet Meredith. Hey, Meredith.
Come off, 'cause that's not important.
Come on, it'll be fun! Please, Aldous, come on.
Come on, join in with me.
Come on, mate, don't be tight. We share everything now.
Come on, mate, we ain't got all day.
Come on, mate. You know, open up.
Come on!
Come on. Let's have a threesome.
Come on. We need a game changer.
Come on. We need a game changer.
Coming up later...
Cool. He's gonna be a moment.
Could be the stars in my eyes
Couldn't it? You know, I used to be sober.
Crunched up E's. Clorox.
Cut you out of the equation, you old bag.
Dad!
Dad! Stop bullying my mate!
Dad. Aldous.
Dad. All right. I'll see you later.
Daphne? Yeah?
Definitely.
Destiny, this is Aaron.
Destiny.
Destiny.
Did you enjoy the party?
Did you hear? Killtown Records just fired 80% of their employees.
Did you hook up with anyone while you were gone?
Did you? I really liked Dad. Where is he?
Do a runner when her fella arrives
Do I look like African Child?
Do you have an extra scalpel?
Do you have any idea how late you are? You smell like a hobo.
Do you know the lyrics to African Child?
Do you know the lyrics to African Child?
Do you know what that word is? Oh, no.
Do you like African Child?
Do you like his music?
Do you love me?
Do you love me?
Do you mind driving faster, please?
Do you remember when Fernando and I went
Do you remember?
Do you see how beautiful you are, Jackie?
Do you understand me?
Do you want me to start drinking again? Is that what you'd like?
Do you want to cut my balls off
Do you want to get some brunch?
Do you want to go to the loo for a minute?
Do you want to return to that? Maybe you should.
Do you want to sing hair aoke?
Does this look like a telephone company to you?
Doesn't work with the penis. No, it's not fair.
Don't be a bitch, dude. Let me get my smoke on.
Don't be proud of your ignorance. Now tell me something good.
Don't be sorry.
Don't choose a woman like your mother.
Don't do that.
Don't ever ask me that fucking question again.
Don't fucking talk to me like that, you little prick.
Don't listen to that shit. I love all your albums.
Don't need help? You sure fucking do.
Don't overreact.
Don't put yourself between me and my problem or I'll fucking destroy you!
Don't rip out their fucking gizzards
Don't say anything else, all right? I gotta go. Bye.
Don't smile like that.
Don't take it. Don't take it.
Don't talk about my mum. Y'all need to take a hit of this Jeffrey!
Don't wind him up.
Don't worry about it. It's not set in stone or...
Don't worry about it. It's not set in stone or...
Don't worry about it. Let's get him out to the audience there.
Don't worry. It doesn't do that. You're gonna be okay.
Don't you like me no more?
Drink the champagne from my lips
Drinking gin at half past 5:00
Drop the pills, I'm off me crust
Dude really wants a pretzel.
Duffy? Yeah?
East Hampton, Westhampton.
Economist Paul Krugman stops by to give us his take on the economy.
Embarrassed.
Enough with these rules and restrictions, right? Come on!
Europe.
Europe. Yeah. So, the Greek concert.
Even though I was born before he died.
Everyone loves chicken. I'm doing fine.
Except one part's missing, you know? One part.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Come here for a second. What's your name?
Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me.
Fantastically. To tell you the truth, Brooke.
Feel free to bring Professor Snape.
Feel how good this feels?
Fifteen thousand units!
Fifteen thousand units.
Final boarding call... Just keep up.
Finally, he admits it. That's my bad.
Finally!
Five, six, seven, eight Feels great
For a while, and now I'm crying. I'm embarrassed.
For all those mistakes, I am sorry.
For me and me helmet and wherever it winds up next
For separation of Church and State and me!
For two hours before I go to work?
For your truthfulness, peppered with hate.
From British rocker Aldous Snow.
From polygamy to, like, a threesome.
From the minute you touch down in London,
Fuck him.
Fuck off, Aldous. Your dad's a piece of shit moocher.
Fuck off, Sergio.
Fuck the recession.
Fuck your luggage! We'll get you new luggage!
Fuck!
Fucker.
Fucking hell.
Fucking hell.
Fucking Ozzy Osbourne's gonna outlive Miley Cyrus!
Fun and games are over. Let's relax for a second.
Fun Daphne got us tickets to Radiohead.
Furry walls can take you On a magic carpet ride
Furry walls surround you Till you got no place to hide
Furry walls, don't bring me down
Furry walls, furry walls
Furry walls, furry walls
Furry walls, furry walls
Furry walls, furry walls
Furry walls, I'm gonna cry Furry walls, please lift me high
Furry walls, kiss me to sleep Furry walls, please help me leap
Furry walls, let's have a taste Furry walls, sit on my face
Furry walls, please stay around
Furry walls, please stay the night
Furry walls, turn out the light
Get in here, Aldous. Don't be so violent.
Get off!
Get out of my apartment.
Get out of my room, dude. What are you gonna do?
Get up.
Get us a couple of lagers, mate.
Getting every part of his body really hard.
Give him two of these. He'll be singing like Aretha Franklin.
Give me the phone back. Okay. Okay, okay, sorry.
Go back to sleep. I can't sleep, man.
Go back to sleep. I'll carry you to coffee, okay?
Go home.
Go home.
Go on now! Why are you still here? Why are you still here?
Go on, Aaron, give her both barrels!
Go on, run away! Stop chasing me!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Please, driver! Just drive it!
Go, go, go, go, go! Go! Go!
Go! Now! Go! Go! Go! Go! Drive!
Go! Oh, no! Oh, my God! Oh!
God, why didn't he take me all the way to the door?
Goddamn. This ain't cool, what you're doing.
Good boy.
Good morning, beautiful.
Good night. You're funny.
Good. I'm like background noise. Just like jazz.
Got it off the back of a toilet seat
Great.
Great.
Great.
Great. And you, Jackie?
Great. So maybe we should just take some time.
Guess what. Just on a side note, I had an idea today.
Ha, ha. I know you're making fun of me, but I don't care.
Has he been acting like a bitch this whole time?
Has written a tell all book.
Hateful respect.
Have you ever drunk absinthe, like from the 1900s?
He always wants something from me. It's a bad idea.
He can't go on.
He discovered Chocolate Daddy.
He doesn't need to be pushed on the stage right now. I...
He forced me to answer it in the middle of this meeting in order to humiliate me.
He is. He's having a heart attack.
He looks after me.
He looks like he's having a heart attack, doesn't he?
He was my son for a while, but due to my complicated sex life,
He will do whatever you want him to do.
He would come, like, five hours early
He's a mule! No.
He's a real musician, and we have a chance to make real music,
He's a sad guy. He needs help.
He's all right. It's just a little scratch.
He's fucking Catwoman!
He's gonna jump! Don't do it! No, stop!
He's gonna live a long time. Trust me.
He's good. He's a good man.
He's interested and available. Really?
He's Jeffreyed. Let's go! Bye!
He's my personal attendant. He runs shit for me.
He's never been to Africa, but he's really passionate about it.
He's not all right. He uses you. You let people use you.
He's not all right. He uses you. You let people use you.
He's not getting a pretzel, is he?
He's not having a heart attack.
He's not. Do you remember that photographer, Fernando?
He's not. He's all right. Oh, no.
He's really passionate.
He's sleeping right next to me.
He's so gorgeous.
He's the best. Hello?
He's waiting back there for us.
Hell, fucking no.
Hello, gorgeous. That flight to Vegas left yet?
Hello, Los Angeles!
Hello, to you. Hi.
Hello?
Hello? Is that Jackie's vagina?
Hello. All right.
Hello. Enter Sandman.
Hello. Testing, one, two, three! Is this thing on?
Here we go!
Here with us in the audience is my dear friend and collaborator,
Here you go, mate. That'll take the edge off.
Here you go. All right? What is this?
Here. Have a look. Have a look at this.
Here. Put your hand here. Just touch the furry wall.
Herpes is incurable.
Hey, Aldous, it's Aaron! Get down! I'm here! I'm here, get down from there!
Hey, babe. Who's on the horn?
Hey, come on! Why do you even have me feeling like this?
Hey, Daph, how was work?
Hey, Daph. Hey, sweetie.
Hey, I feel like a little whiskey. Do you mind?
Hey, I think I used to have sex with her.
Hey, look, the car service is here, with all the bags.
Hey, look, we should talk.
Hey, man! Hey! Yes.
Hey, man. What are you doing here?
Hey, man. What's up?
Hey, Sergio.
Hey, shouldn't somebody stop this?
Hey, so I'm having a possible health issue with the talent.
Hey, so it looks like you got everything under control,
Hey, so put that away, all right?
Hey, so, Aldous, for the Today Show,
Hey, that was Aldous.
Hey, what's in this? My heart's starting to beat really fast.
Hey, you're doing great, man! You're doing great. So good.
Hey!
Hey! Aaron Green, yeah? From Pinnacle.
Hey! The couch is not for jumping!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Steady! That's not fair. I haven't finished.
Hi. Before you say anything just let me talk, okay?
Hi. Can I help you? Yes.
Hi. Hi.
His bum's all full of heroin. He doesn't mean that.
His eyes ain't rolling to the back of his head, are they?
Honestly, I listen to that and I'm just like,
Honestly, this isn't how people live.
Hope your daddy doesn't mind Hope your mummy doesn't mind
Hope your daddy doesn't mind Hope your mummy doesn't mind
Hope your daddy doesn't mind Hope your mummy doesn't mind
Hope your daddy doesn't mind Hope your mummy doesn't mind
Hope your granny doesn't mind Hope your grandpa doesn't mind
Hope your nana doesn't mind Hope your grandpa doesn't mind
How are you? I've missed you.
How are you? What are you wearing?
How could you think we were broken up?
How did this happen?
How do you find balance with your family life?
How much did Chocolate Daddy sell?
Hypothetically. We've got the utensils.
I accept your apology.
I am here with Aldous Snow of Infant Sorrow.
I am here with Aldous Snow of Infant Sorrow.
I am so sorry, Aaron.
I am trying to look up a friend of mine who's staying at the hotel.
I apologize about that.
I apologize for our tardiness.
I apologize. Look, things got out of control.
I ate cheese off some girl's titties.
I can see some of you are literally on drugs now, aren't you?
I can't be here anymore now.
I can't believe we're actually on time for a flight.
I can't do this anymore.
I can't remember what the lyrics are.
I can't talk. Too tired.
I can't tell you that right now.
I can't wait to watch, like, a hundred hours of Gossip Girl.
I can't... Sorry, Meredith!
I could hook you up with a permanent gig there.
I couldn't get what you wanted me to get.
I couldn't have done it without you, do you know what I mean?
I couldn't hear you. What'd you say?
I did make it without you. I made it in spite of you.
I did the figures, and it can generate
I didn't enjoy it, okay?
I didn't think you'd make it.
I disagree with what you're saying!
I do love you, Aldous.
I do love you, Dad.
I do, Aaron.
I do. Fondly. Very fondly.
I don't care either, Daphne.
I don't have my luggage!
I don't have one, so...
I don't know if we really have that type of relationship,
I don't know the lyrics to African Child.
I don't know the lyrics. I just pound the drum and do the Africa face.
I don't know what all the fuss was about. I love doing this!
I don't know what room he's in. Okay. What's the last name?
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know.
I don't know. I got there late.
I don't know. I just, just, just... I just...
I don't know. Thirty seconds.
I don't see no Go Gurts!
I don't think it's worth me being tired over.
I don't think so.
I don't think that we... Let's go.
I don't think that's the case. Is it? Is that the case?
I don't think you should, but I do, I really miss you, Aldous.
I don't wanna... Are you okay?
I don't want this, either. Like, at all.
I don't want to hear that shit. You fucked up.
I don't want to rub your tits and wank.
I don't want to think about that right now, man.
I don't... I can't really feel anything.
I don't... No.
I don't... What?
I done it for my selfish reasons.
I feel in tune with you tonight
I feel in tune with you tonight
I feel like I don't want to see it, though.
I feel like I have all these ideas for his sound specifically.
I feel like I'm in 2 Fast 2 Furious.
I feel like you're blackmailing me
I feel nervous.
I feel particularly in tune with the cosmos
I feel particularly in tune with the cosmos
I feel that my next meal might be my last
I feel tired. I don't even want to do it.
I find that hard to believe,
I fucking quit.
I gave you that adrenaline for your own good.
I got a busy day!
I got offered a residency,
I got six fucking kids!
I got the clap, too!
I got the clap!
I got you an eggy thingy.
I gotta stop now.
I guess I'm gonna. Okay, he's gonna sing.
I hate to be a downer, but it's getting really late.
I have crossed the mystic desert
I have some kind of big news, too.
I have to be back at the hospital at, like, 6:00 a.m.
I have to sneeze.
I have to sneeze. What?
I have.
I hope you got a good night's sleep.
I hope you're wearing a condom, 'cause I have a dirty mind.
I just discovered the next Alicia Keys.
I just feel like it couldn't hurt to not be on heroin.
I just love his energy and insight.
I just need you to go and score for me, Aaron.
I just slept for, like, 20 straight hours
I just want to help your fucking career, don't I?
I kind of feel like getting a buzz on also. Do you mind?
I know that you won't come Just for the cash
I know the owner a bit, you know?
I know, but fine. Whatever. Just...
I labored under the myth of monogamy for seven years with Jackie,
I labored under the myth of monogamy for seven years with Jackie,
I look more like Frank than I do look like Sammy!
I love that shit! I play that shit in my fucking sleep.
I love them.
I love this game!
I love this! It's all I've got. And you.
I love you.
I love you. Why don't we make a sex tape?
I mean, come on, player. Lose the pink, man. It's not gangsta.
I mean, I feel like a '50s housewife right now. Like my dreams don't count.
I mean, I get to spend one on one time with Aldous Snow.
I mean, you come here, you ask me for,
I mean, your mother is a wonderful mother,
I might not do it.
I miss that.
I miss you, Aldy.
I miss you.
I miss you. I miss you.
I need a drink if I'm gonna do this show.
I need the lyrics to African Child!
I need you to get the lyrics. I'm serious. I don't know the lyrics.
I need you to put this into your bottom hole.
I need you to sort me out!
I owe you one, mate. See you on the other side.
I own 20 Koo Koo Roos.
I personally think that monogamy can work given the right circumstance.
I read in Rolling Stone that African Child came third
I realize now my dad was just a realist.
I really miss your cock, Aldous.
I really need to apologize and to tell you
I shouldn't have done that.
I sustained an injury. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
I swear to God above, I can vouch for her.
I think he might be having a heart attack.
I think I was asleep.
I think I'm gonna stay home.
I think I've just been ****d. What's that?
I think I've misjudged the dynamic. You've been wonderful hosts.
I think it's a bit more complicated than that, mate.
I think maybe we should run to the airport right now,
I think that through all that... Jackie. Have you been drinking today?
I think that's something we should...
I think you should open with Going Up. I love that fucking song.
I think you should've aborted that child, eh? You got that?
I think you're really sexy
I thought we broke up. You broke up with me, right?
I told you don't freak out.
I told you not to come here.
I took a bite out of it and it's kind of cold, but it's still good.
I understand that African Child was commercially disappointing.
I used to be angry 'cause he abandoned me,
I used to be angry... All right, love.
I vomit Jäger on her pasty thighs
I wake up to it and I brush my teeth to it. I love African Child.
I want to be clean with you. You're the love of my life.
I want to be with you, Jackie. I know that now.
I want to fuck them two girls. Do you?
I want to go home!
I want to go to the Greek Theatre and I want to save your job,
I want to visit my dad.
I want to... Do you remember The Clap?
I want you to go to London and pick him up.
I was clean for seven years...
I was getting a little worried. I know you
I was out of my mind.
I was taking a lot of E, and we had to reschedule.
I was watching the news one day
I will figure this out. Don't worry. You started this.
I will not call you.
I won't do it. I won't do it. No.
I would grind that. I would ride the shit out of her.
I would like to have a threesome, please.
I would like to make it up to you.
I wouldn't worry about it.
I wrote all your songs from the tip of my cock.
I'd be really interested, 'cause you're, like, a legitimate enthusiast.
I'd like to know what you'd be into doing.
I'll do lines off her forehead
I'll figure it out.
I'll forget that the last seven years has happened.
I'll get rid of him, all right? Did you invite him?
I'll give you my number So give me a call
I'll just get on a plane and go back to London.
I'll never tire of looking at that git.
I'll see you later.
I'll show you bad, eh?
I'll tell you a sexy story.
I'm actually a bit bored, you know.
I'm actually a different person.
I'm Aldous Snow, the rock star.
I'm alive!
I'm all right.
I'm answering my phone, and I just got hit by a motherfucking car!
I'm begging you to take me back. I'm sorry.
I'm coming to see you.
I'm coming up
I'm crying out in vain
I'm falling in the toilet!
I'm falling into the toilet!
I'm from Pinnacle.
I'm fucking psyched!
I'm gonna come and see you, Jackie.
I'm gonna cover the whole outside of my house in this material.
I'm gonna do it. No, I didn't mean that.
I'm gonna get on my hands and knees,
I'm gonna sneeze. I'm gonna clench and sneeze.
I'm happy in a way I didn't think was truly possible for me.
I'm having a heart attack!
I'm having a heart attack.
I'm having a heart attack.
I'm having a heart attack.
I'm here because I've been thinking about you the last few days.
I'm here to take you to the 10 year anniversary show at the Greek.
I'm here with Aldous Snow, so we have a table in the back.
I'm here.
I'm hypnotized but I cannot find the signs
I'm in the jazz game.
I'm just checking if flight 51 is on time.
I'm just having fun! Come on!
I'm just mucking around, Meredith. I've never taken drugs.
I'm just saying that I think it will be good for us,
I'm lonely, mate. I'm really lonely.
I'm looking for my friend Heroin. Do you know him?
I'm mind fucking the shit out of you.
I'm mind fucking you right now.
I'm not 12. Please?
I'm not gonna talk anymore. Shut the fuck up!
I'm not partying anymore. I'm in a clean zone.
I'm not sucking his dick, that's like 100%.
I'm okay. I'm all right.
I'm okay. Right!
I'm only joking. I love you, Mummy.
I'm proud of every unit.
I'm proud of those units.
I'm sidetracked. So, let's get on with the...
I'm so glad we finally got to have this conversation, darling.
I'm so ready!
I'm so shitfaced.
I'm so sorry, Aldous. I was 19 at the time,
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. But relax now. It's over. Everything is beautiful.
I'm so tired. Oh, my God.
I'm sorry for my outburst. I'm having a panic attack right now.
I'm sorry, I'm nervous.
I'm sorry, what?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm Aaron Green.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that.
I'm sorry. Look, I don't know what I'm talking about.
I'm spinning down, down, down Down, down, down
I'm straight. I got villas in Brazil, Tahiti,
I'm stuck here with a hard on.
I'm talking fucking facts.
I'm telling you, this girl is... Shut the fuck up.
I'm telling you. Listen to your dad! He's right!
I'm very well, thank you. I've just come back from Brazil.
I'm your special little soldier, ain't I?
I've always wanted to have sex with the Lone Ranger the Hamburglar.
I've crossed me heart and I've crossed the world
I've had a few fucking drinks, yeah. Just a few drinks.
I've had a really difficult few days.
I've invited them to brunch
I've never seen you before in my life.
I've realized you aren't capable of happiness.
I've walked in the middle of a romantic reconciliation?
If I had to choose, all time favorite
If somebody named Heroin has checked in the fucking hotel,
If that's what you want. I'm just saying.
If this is fucked up and this is sober,
If you stay, I'll have sex with you.
If you want money from me, Dad, just ask.
If you were born 'fore '92
In about three days? Three days.
In future, if someone asks you to give them a critique of their work,
In future, if you find yourself in a situation...
In New York.
In through your nose, out through your mouth.
Inside you
Inside you are the stars unfurled
Is it because he had sex with other people when he was working with me?
Is it still in? I think I broke a rib.
Is that blood on your scrubs?
Is that you, Aldous?
Is this 'cause you live in Seattle?
Is to put this deep in your asshole.
Isn't it beautiful?
Isn't that enabling him?
It doesn't mean anything!
It goes away, but then it comes back!
It is a wonderful day here in New York City.
It is such a pleasure to finally meet you.
It just happened.
It makes you look like an 8 year old boy
It really is so nice to meet you. I'm a lifelong fan.
It seems as if on your last album
It turns out it's best just to think of him as a tiny associate.
It was amazing. It was crazy, man. That is so fucking crazy.
It was beautiful! And cleansing!
It was like something out of Saw.
It was such a crazy day.
It was the most racist, condescending shit ever made.
It was your idea.
It was... What was it? African something or Zambezi,
It'll calm you down!
It's a necessary part of your job, Aaron. Don't be complicated.
It's actually very set in stone.
It's against nature to be with one person. It never works.
It's all right. Just take deep breaths.
It's an ancient religion. It's brought to light all the mistakes that I've made.
It's been years since I've seen you laugh or cry in a real way.
It's better than Christmas!
It's called a Jeffrey, Aaron. Bit of this, bit of that.
It's called mind fucking.
It's Daddy's favorite show It's Daddy's favorite show
It's fucking genius. You know, it's a great thing to open with.
It's gonna be all right. He's not gonna die!
It's good to feel something.
It's got a bit of opium in it. Some heroin.
It's got great valuation, it's a steal, dude.
It's just every artist has this one album
It's just getting super close to that 12:00 a.m. Flight.
It's just like coming in the back door
It's Kubrickian!
It's lovely to be applauded for being in recovery
It's mine, yeah.
It's Mum. She's just calling up from London.
It's my phone, man. That's your phone?
It's not a fucking game, Aaron!
It's not a joke! It's not funny!
It's not easy being a parent.
It's not fucking cool!
It's not recreational! It's not meant to be a hobby! Just get it up!
It's not Sergio. There's no one there!
It's not, is it? I'm not being unreasonable.
It's only a little bit of heron in your ass.
It's over there! It's over there!
It's over.
It's quite wet down there, actually. Fuck off.
It's Sergio.
It's spelled H... Okay.
It's unsettling, isn't it?
It's weed mostly. Sergio gave it to me.
It's why your music's so shit.
It's your girlfriend's favorite album.
Jackie Q
Jackie Q, Jackie Q at the barbeque
Jackie Q, Jackie Q I love you
Jackie Q!
Jackie, Aldous, welcome back to Showbiz Tonight.
Jackie, you've had multiple hit singles, an amazing modeling career,
Jackie, your mom kind of sounds like a Monty Python skit.
Jackie! Darling.
Jackie?
Jackie.
Jesus! Why can't everything be this simple?
Jigga Man's bidet.
Join in!
Just a little sip of naughty water,
Just calm... Just calm down.
Just come down and we'll talk about it!
Just come this way, please. Thank you.
Just get away from him. He's an idiot.
Just give it.
Just go and wait for him outside on the terrace.
Just in our old flat, actually.
Just leave it. Yeah.
Just lie to me and tell me it wasn't the best night of all time.
Just relax. No!
Just standing, waiting to see your face.
Just stay and watch Gossip Girl with me.
Just take us to the airport, okay?
Just thinking of ideas.
Just to clarify, are you saying you're withholding my narcotics?
Just went and saw Jackie.
Keep stroking the wall!
Kiss it.
Lars Ulrich? From Metallica?
Let me marry you. Please, Aldous.
Let me put it like this, little boys, replaceable, replaceable,
Let me stroke your furry walls of love
Let me take care of this.
Let your furry fingers be your guide
Let's do this song. It's important for a number of reasons,
Let's get fucked up on the town
Let's get fucked up on the town
Let's get fucked up on the town
Let's get fucked up on the town
Let's get fucked, let's get fucked
Let's get fucked, let's get fucked
Let's get fucked, let's get fucked
Let's get married. I love you.
Let's get our mind fuck on.
Let's go jogging!
Let's have fun, let's have fun Let's have fun up on the town
Let's just, let's just... You carry that around with you?
Let's see.
Like a dog who's gone insane
Like a little African child
Like his new producer or whatever.
Like Seattle, Seattle?
Like water through a drain
Listen to me. Dude, I'm gonna clench and sneeze.
Listen, I'm just calling 'cause I wanted to apologize.
Listen, if you don't go to that concert,
Listen, why don't you be a good girl and put the phone down
Listen. You know how hard I've been working for this.
Little bird
Little bird
Little bird
Little bird
Little bird
Live in Los Angeles. But now, Bill Maher, Red, White and Spew.
Look at that, look. Look at these.
Look at the hair. Look at the pubic hair! It's...
Look at this tiny, simple beauty of this tiny little ant.
Look how beautiful you are.
Look how she mugs him off. Disgusting.
Looking forward to seeing me dad.
Looking forward to seeing me dad.
Los Angeles.
Love Explodes. Really?
Maybe I'm in heaven With the furry skies above
Maybe just torch the whole apartment. You got it?
Me first, Sergio.
Me, too.
Me, too.
Meet the lads, I'm coming up
Meredith! Hello, this is Aldous Snow.
Methadone. Subutex. Morphine. Peyote.
Mind fucking is not no joke.
Mine has on it but one word.
Mine's slightly darker.
Mmm hmm. That's right, yeah. He lives there, yeah.
Model pop star Jackie Q.
Monogamy.
Motherfucker on the face of the earth.
Mule! No.
Mum?
My arm.
My butt's getting wet! My butt's getting wet!
My career don't need help. Really?
My dad loves your shit.
My house is gonna look like a fucking werewolf.
My kitchen's filled with flies
My leg. Don't sleep so often.
My life is music. I'm in an all girl cover band
My mind's a blank.
My phone is ringing.
My rear pocket is so fit and so damn cozy
My wrists so tired From working with my hands
Namaste.
Naples is a darling.
Naples is not your son. Yes, he is.
Naples? Yeah?
New music video, African Child.
New music video, African Child.
Next in line!
Next month is the 10 year anniversary of
Next to your vagina, 'cause I need to talk to her.
Nice to meet you. Aaron.
Nirvana! Nirvana came from Seattle.
No, Aldous Snow has got better things
No, I don't think so.
No, I don't want to. Please?
No, I don't... This... You know...
No, I think I'd like to discuss it now.
No, I think I'm busy tomorrow night. I'm busy tomorrow.
No, I think your brain is full of lollipops
No, I'll see you tonight.
No, I'm Frank Sinatra.
No, it's really nice, you know,
No, just ended, actually. See, my...
No, no, no! No, no, no!
No, no, no. Definitely not.
No, no, no. I'm a terrible drug addict.
No, none of them die. Mick Jagger. Keith Richards.
No, some of us have to work for a living, right? You know.
No, thanks. I don't... I'm all right, thank you.
No, that's all sorted.
No, this is good.
No, you've made me happy. Just let me sleep now.
No! Aaron, don't be selfish. I'm sleeping.
No! Get off of me! What are you doing?
No! No. No.
No! Open up.
No! That's not the lyrics.
No! You've kept me up for three days, you got me all Jeffreyed up,
No? Are you sure?
No.
No. Babe! I don't see no string cheese!
No. Come on, let's get him into wardrobe.
No. I don't get jealous.
No. I don't think you're a house N word.
No. I wasn't... No, I don't like fucking African Child.
No. I'm on the Jeffrey, too.
No. No, no, no. Sorry, mate.
No. No, this meeting is not for me. It's for y'all.
No. No, we were just passing through.
No. No.
No. No.
No. No. I mean, I slept with other people,
No. No. No. You love African Child.
No. Picasso drank it.
No. Underneath that hair is a brain and a heart just like mine.
No. We're not moving to Seattle.
No. Well, you know something, you should.
No. Yeah.
No. Yeah. I'm Frank.
Nobody's gonna die.
Not here. Right here. Okay.
Not one. Y'all are fucked.
Not the kind you put mustard on.
Not tonight. Let's go. Let's do it.
Not tonight. Let's go. Let's do it.
Not tonight. This is rock and roll. Touch it.
Not yet in the building.
Not yet.
Nothing you say makes any sense! Okay? I understand that now.
Now I need y'all to listen to something that's a game changer.
Now I'm gonna stab you in the heart with this adrenaline needle.
Now just breathe deeply.
Now that's what I'm talking about. Oh, no.
Now you are famously not sober.
Now, I'm just worried about drugs.
Now, the Rat Pack was the shit!
Now, this is what the music industry is all about.
Obviously, I'm not saying I'm an African, white space Christ.
Of international rock star Aldous Snow's
Off with the pants. Honestly...
Oh, boy.
Oh, come for my bangers My beans and mash
Oh, come for my bangers My beans and mash
Oh, dear.
Oh, don't.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck.
Oh, God, I'm on call. Jesus Christ.
Oh, God, no. I have to be back there at noon.
Oh, man! I mean, your place is great!
Oh, man! That was awesome!
Oh, man.
Oh, my God, look at his little boat.
Oh, my God, there's tons of music stuff in Seattle.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Why does this keep happening to me?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. We slept for, like, 14 hours.
Oh, my gosh. It's lovely to meet you.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, really? Great. Thank you very much.
Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
Oh! He means the heroin. Nope.
Oh.
Oi, Aldous. It's Lars.
Oi, oi, unity!
Oi!
Oi! I'm a love dealer You want to score
Okay, come in, come in.
Okay, good. 'Cause if I don't get some sleep, I think I'm gonna throw up.
Okay, I see what you're doing.
Okay, shut the fuck up and listen. There's a change of plans.
Okay, stop. Give me the package.
Okay, that's funny.
Okay, well, then if you fall asleep,
Okay, what are you doing? What?
Okay.
Okay. Have a good day.
Okay. I understand.
Okay. Oh, two. Right.
Okay. Really?
Okay. Well, I suppose the obvious choice is African Child, right?
Okay. What'd you prefer, blonde or brunette? Blonde or brunette?
Okay. Yeah, I love African Child.
Okay. You know what? We should just... We're gonna table this.
Open up and let me take you
Open your eyes.
Or a few years past your teens
Or a lolly? Codeine?
Or has he left her as well?
Or I'm gonna stab you in the fucking stomach, all right?
Or instead of that,
Or what was it? African Child.
Or you are in my eyes
Or Zimbabwe or Rwanda, one of them.
Out of love.
Pandemonium!
Pants off party!
Pants off! No!
Particularly you.
People are, "Yeah, he's shit, he's a has been, he's over,
People want to see him fucked up,
Perhaps I will. Perhaps I'll pop over and bond with him.
Play that shit.
Play The Clap.
Playing together like that.
Please don't make me do that.
Please don't make me do that.
Please, do a good job.
Please, people, help me help you.
Please! For us, our friendship.
Pre negotiated. And agreed upon.
Prepare for the show. See you in a few hours.
Probably.
Put it in! Relax your anus. Stop! Just stop!
Put this into your rectum.
Put those strawberries down. They're not for you.
Put your dominant hand
Put your dominant hand
Put your dominant hand up high
Put your dominant hand up high
Put your dominant hand up high
Put your dominant hand up high
Put your dominant leg
Put your hand up for love
Put your hand up for our Queen
Put your hand up for sex
****d?
Reach your dominant hand in the sky
Ready, one, take.
Ready, one, take.
Really cool!
Really? Terrific!
Really? Terrific!
Replaceable, jazz.
Ride me inside me supertight
Right here, that's the perfect balance right there.
Right on.
Right on. No, but look at it!
Right there in the fucking palm of your hand right away. Going Up.
Right there.
Right there.
Right, mate. Hello!
Right? Not everyone cares.
Right. I want to do the gig. I'm gonna... I'll do the gig.
Right. That's it. So, like, I've been plagiarizing from your ball bag.
Right. Yeah, no, that's exactly... This is good.
Ring, ring, ring around my posie
Rip the stars from my eyes
Run! Just, try and keep up.
Run! Run! Run!
Sammy's right!
Say it was up to you, Aaron, what would you have me do?
Say that reassuring thing that mums say to their son?
Scalpel! Now! But, Doctor!
See if you like this.
See them two girls? Just there?
See you tomorrow, Dad.
See, Aaron? The plan is working.
See, see, I'm gonna be all right.
See, that's it. That's the art of it!
See, that's the thing now, don't pause.
Sergio doesn't even know your name.
Sergio gonna be fine!
Sergio is chasing us!
Sergio, fancy a drink, eh?
Sergio!
Sergio. Shit!
Sergio's gone crazy.
Seriously stop! Seriously stop! Seriously stop!
Seriously, seriously stop!
Shake your hips Mind your feet
Share. Share with the group.
She doesn't know where she is.
She got a... Shut the fuck up, man. Please.
She loved it, yeah. Yeah. She really did.
She was such a darling girl. She was so polite. I always liked her.
Shit is serious out here.
Shit would just warm my heart!
Shit, it's Daphne. Worse.
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
Shit!
Should I jump into the pool?
Should we get out of this bourgeois shithole?
Since the Rodney King beatings.
Sing the song.
Sit down, Aaron. Thank you.
Sit your ass...
Sitting on the tip of my tongue
So cool. I enjoyed that.
So I just think it'd be better if he just, like, got some rest.
So I might not do the Greek.
So lie to him. No.
So listen, what are you going to open with at the Greek?
So that's positive. Thank you.
So there's a layer of respect, admittedly, For Your Truthfulness, Peppered With Hate.
So they could walk around being angry, okay?
So we could actually spend some time together. It's so nice!
So we're going on the next one?
So we're moving to Seattle! I don't want to move to Seattle...
So what brings you to Vegas?
So what? I'm safe. I'm safe.
So whatever you do to my hair now is irrelevant.
So why don't you go and sue Napster, you little Danish twat?
So you get to mess around on the road,
So you know the precise sales figures for me last album.
So you think one show is gonna change our game.
So, Aaron, Daphne, shall we play doctor?
So, all right. And my mum's here as well.
So, I'd like to make it up to you
So, if I rank it first, then I can get matched there,
So, maybe you could return that favor and we could just go to LA.
So, this is what you live in.
So... What are you talking about?
Some affable nitwit.
Some other stuff that's unidentifiable,
Somebody help me, please! I'm coming, Aaron!
Somebody take me to the hospital! It's on North Casino Way!
Sometimes I think that I was Frank Sinatra in a past life,
Sometimes we gotta sacrifice one lamb, baby.
Sooner or later you're gonna be all used up!
Sooner or later you're gonna be all used up!
Sorry I changed the date.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Spilling my narcotics, fucking me around!
Stampin' on an African child!
Stay chipper. All right, darling? Bye bye.
Stay with me. Be calm. Be calm. Just stroke the furry wall.
Stop it. Stop it.
Stop, stop! Stop!
Stop! When's the last time you Purell d that thing?
Stroke the furry wall Stroke the furry wall
Sure. Cool.
Swear to God, I'm not joking, man. Yeah, 6:30.
Take three. Can you hit the delay?
Take your medicine. Yes, yes.
Tell the West Coast they gotta trim the balls.
Tell you what, time to invest in Jack Daniel's,
Than call up an ex girlfriend.
Thank the fucking Lord.
Thank you, sweetie, I love you.
Thank you!
Thank you.
Thank you. I'm Aldous Snow.
Thank you. Thank you for that. I'll use it.
Thank you. Thank you. You sound sarcastic now. Cheers, cheers.
Thank you. You're welcome.
Thanks again for the suggestion.
Thanks for the hospitality.
Thanks.
That I'm gonna jump off the roof of the Standard Hotel now.
That is Aaron Green. Round of applause.
That is so amazing for you!
That is so fucking...
That life is mainly filled with superficial surface encounters.
That music can be written in someone's spunk.
That sucks, babe, I'm sorry.
That was a joke.
That was crazy, man.
That was great. Awesome.
That was really nice.
That wasn't fair. No, no, that's okay.
That won't last. No.
That would be... That's not for me to say. That's for other people...
That you can't turn into heroin.
That you clench at the same time.
That you've just decided that I'm moving to Seattle?
That's a shame.
That's all I'm saying. I'm not trying to be hurtful.
That's better. That's better that you've apologized,
That's bone. I'm taking you to the hospital, Aldous.
That's cool. I just want to leave here, please.
That's disrespectful.
That's for other people to say if they think I'm...
That's good.
That's happening now.
That's how it... Well, that's just the concept, you know.
That's Jeffrey's gun. No one endangers my artist!
That's just not good, and that's it.
That's mental. There's nothing in this world
That's my name, Destiny. And you're using it two ways.
That's Naples. My son.
That's not fair. That's not equal. Reason within.
That's not for another two months.
That's not what I meant. I meant after the show to see your dad.
That's really nice.
That's the joy of the Jeffrey, you see.
That's what all your fans love.
That's what they'll probably say.
That's what we need. We need ideas.
That's what you need to do.
That's why we're late, because of him.
That's why you have to watch your tushie
That's your call. You're the artist, you know,
That's your problem, man. You always trying to be gangsta.
That's, like, my childhood right there, you know.
The 7:00 a.m. Flight! What the fuck?
The adrenaline'll wear off soon, Aaron. Just be patient.
The audience is getting restless,
The Clap. Great idea!
The concert sold out in 10 fucking minutes.
The culprit is this gentleman. He's Aaron Green.
The minute he ejaculated, the management ended.
The misbehaving singer appeared on MTV News this weekend
The music business is failing. The bubble done pop!
The Nazis have doctors, Daphne.
The next Alicia Keys. Yeah.
The old Aldous would have, you know, had his way with you.
The only logical thing to do in this situation
The only thing that makes me happy, the little twit.
The other day Lars cried for three hours.
The plan worked! Now that's a mind fuck.
The signs for the Tube to come home I need the Tube to get home
The signs for the Tube to come home I need the Tube to get home
The song's awesome. I brush my teeth to it, you know?
The way he says my name and...
The world is beautiful. Everything is cool. Look around us, we're...
Then bring him back here for the show at the Greek.
Then I get to go to the concert?
Then I want you to take him to New York to the Today Show
Then you know just what to do
Then you put the drugs up your ass.
There you go.
There's a little African child trapped in me
There's a teeny weeny bone sticking out!
There's pussy everywhere, mate. I can't do them all.
There's sunshine in my veins
There's this Taiwanese phone company, TEC,
There's thousands of people in a room right now
There's three of us.
These drinks are on the house.
These eyes so tired From staring at your phone
They come up with sentimental rubbish. But this is brilliant.
They gonna be dying to leave Vegas.
They had Nazi doctors that fixed Nazi legs
They seem, like, cool. Sure. Why not?
They want to know what song you want to play.
They'll say, "Sergeant Pepper, African Child."
They're all here to see me.
They're, like, the most simplest lyrics ever.
Think of it as having sex with your girlfriend
Thirty seconds.
This adrenaline's crazy! I've never run so fast in my life!
This girl... Don't talk.
This guy's heart just went, like...
This hospital will be beautiful in Seattle, and it will be good for us.
This is a bad idea. We should not be doing this.
This is a game changer right here.
This is all your fault!
This is awesome.
This is calm.
This is going inside of you!
This is gonna be so much fun.
This is it, Aaron. This is rock and roll.
This is no time to joke.
This is not an appropriate time to say namaste.
This is so rock star.
This is supposed to be fun!
This is the longest hallway of all time!
This is the opportunity that you've been waiting for.
This is what old pussy used to look like in the '70s.
This is why we delay flights. For this!
This is your fucking moment!
This is Zoe Salmon, and I'm on the set
This isn't cool.
This lager hits the spot.
Those guys right there could croon.
Those Led Zeppelin... Them motherfuckers old as fuck!
Though you look a bit too young
Through Hounslow and Staines?
Throw that fucking phone out of my office!
Throw that phone out of my office.
Throw the phone out of my office.
To Bushmills! Wow.
To change the date of the Greek concert.
To do first thing in the morning
To leak some exciting info.
To make the announcement about the concert.
To snap pictures of the poor
To the little African child trapped in me?
To the sky
To the stars
To the stars in my eyes
To work in the hospital there, yeah.
To... 'Cause we're fans?
Tonight
Toss it!
Trapped in me
Turns out, it's quite easy to get drugs in Las Vegas.
Twenty minutes ago, I was even more calm
Two first class tickets?
Two months, right, exactly. They've changed it.
Uh, yeah. Don't think that long!
Unleash that! This is the emperor! Release him!
Unless you get rid of them, you just can't progress.
Until we're in Los Angeles, post show.
Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!
Vocals, yes! Yes. And that's it.
Wait, what?
Wait, what's up?
Wait, what's up?
Was it crazy? Was it insane? Was the album incredible?
Was the most detrimental thing to happen to black culture
Wasn't painful, was it? No.
We are pre negotiating a threesome.
We are seconds away from Aldous Snow
We broke off our relationship without really thinking about it.
We charge them each a million bucks to co sponsor the event.
We could go see The Pixies and The Mars Volta play a show.
We could make loads of dough. Well, they're all doing it, you know.
We didn't order these.
We don't have to talk about it. I done it for me.
We don't lie to people. We don't do that.
We going to party these pussy limey motherfuckers into the ground.
We got the clap
We got the clap
We got the clap Can't be beat
We got the clap Can't be beat
We got the itch You got the scratch
We gotta thicken our fucking stream.
We gotta thicken our revenue stream.
We gotta thicken the fuck out of that stream right now.
We had spoken about it.
We have a flight early in the morning. Do you mind if...
We have a working relationship.
We have, like, 14 minutes to get to the Today Show, so step on it.
We just believe in valid truths.
We love you!
We make records here. This is not Cingular Wireless.
We share a son. That is a bit more intimate than a crying drummer.
We should do it more often.
We should do it. We should have a threesome.
We should get going if we're gonna catch the flight.
We should go see that.
We should probably get going if we're gonna catch that 6:00 p.m. Flight to JFK.
We should, Dad.
We shouldn't go. No, we should do it.
We went to see Cher.
We were barely broken up for a day
We were near. Really?
We'll be back right after these messages.
We'll be back right after these messages.
We'll be right back with Aldous Snow. I'm gonna.
We're done here?
We're done. All right.
We're fine. We got 35 minutes to catch an international flight.
We're gonna be performing at the Greek Theatre in two days! See you there!
We're gonna discuss privately.
We're gonna table it because I can't...
We're gonna travel together... Who are you, mate?
We're in Vegas. I don't know peeps out here, you know?
We're moving! We're moving to Seattle.
We're on our way to the airport.
We're selling the fucking hardware, bitch.
We've been sober now seven years together.
We've seen not much of that today.
Welcome back to Storytellers.
Well, I managed Aldous for the first two years of his career.
Well, I'm not sure I...
Well, I'm sure he'd love to come see you perform.
Well, if you like the bastard so much,
Well, stick us on that then, please.
Well, that's perfect, because...
Well, then do it to me.
Well, there'll be a lot of Infant Sorrow...
Well, we all want you... We want you to sing.
Well, we simulcast on HBO, Facebook.
Well, yeah, because if she wasn't terrible, Naples,
Well, yeah. To work in the hospital.
What a lovely little boat race.
What about a BJ? Just a quick one.
What am I gonna do in Seattle?
What are the lyrics to African Child?
What are you doing in me house?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? Get the fuck... You little wanker.
What are you doing? I'm just having a threesome!
What are you doing? Stop! No! No! Let go!
What are you doing? That's a gun!
What are you doing? What are you doing?
What are you doing? Where are you?
What are you doing? You are representing Pinnacle.
What are you planning to do about that?
What are you showing him that for, Dad?
What are you so interested in Lars for, Aldous?
What are you talkin' about? The name of the song is called I'm Gangsta!
What are you talking about? He's here.
What do you love most about Aldous?
What do you mean?
What do you want? Whale, wave or mountain stream?
What favor?
What I think, Daph, is that human beings
What is he doing here?
What is this, fucking Middle earth?
What kind of health issue?
What kind of sexual restrictions?
What the fuck are we doing?
What the fuck is he doing here?
What the fuck you calling me? A house ******?
What the fuck you talking about, you can't do it anymore?
What the fuck?
What the fuck? Hold on. We have something for that.
What was your last discovery?
What you think? Hold on.
What you trying to say? I gotta be Sammy?
What, you want to have a wank and then just rub my tits or something?
What?
What?
What?
What? Cheerio!
What? No.
What? Really? Randy Quaid, maybe.
What? What are you doing? I'm so sorry. Excuse me.
What? What?
What... I'm not, like, involved in this.
What... Threesome.
What's Aldous Snow like?
What's going on? My gosh.
What's Lars packing in the drumstick region?
What's the problem?
What's the weather like?
What's up, bro? Yeah. No, I can't talk right now.
What's up, man?
What's up, man? I went to that Jay Z listening party last night.
What's up?
What's up? He's like, really, really hurt.
What's up? How's it going?
What's wrong with you?
Whatever the producer asked you to do.
Whee!
When Frank Sinatra moves his arm, you can see my dad. There. There!
When I had my fingers in your asshole.
When I was sober, I was worried about,
When people look back at musical history,
When the world slips you a Jeffrey
When they were putting together this costume, I said,
When was me birthday? Aldy, Aldy, Aldy!
When was me birthday? Surprise me. Now, look, look...
When you get back from your trip.
Where are my boxers?
Where are you now, Jackie?
Where did that come from? Hey!
Where does the DNA come... Where does your talent come from?
Where is she?
Where is the medical kit that Sergio...
Where the hell you been?
Which is one of the highest selling live albums of all time.
Which is pretty good.
Which we can re release, re master, with additional tracks
While I'm in her up to my nuts.
While snogging down south While jiggling up above
While someone else also has sex with your girlfriend.
While they get their bungus's cleaned out.
While, at the same time, you make them feel like a star.
Who is it? Sergio?
Who just discovered his first boner.
Who knows the lyrics to African Child? Who knows the lyrics to...
Who's first?
Who's this guy? He's really cute.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoo! Vegas! What's up, baby?
Whose phone is that?
Why are you in LA?
Why are you so cross, Daphne?
Why aren't you bitches going? Come on!
Why do I have to call you Aldous?
Why do they matter, what do they mean
Why do you carry that photograph?
Why do you look so flustered?
Why does it have balls?
Why has the world gone so still? The world is so still
Why is it so tense?
Why is Moby whipping us?
Why the fuck is it called a Jeffrey?
Why won't you call and come home? Please, call and come home
Why won't you call and come home? Please, call and come home
Why would she have torn my heart up?
Why would they do that?
Why would they do that? Duffy!
Why?
Why?
Will I perform well? Will you get the credit that you deserve?
Will I perform well? Will you get the credit that you deserve?
Will you come for my bangers My beans and mash?
Will you do my balls as well?
Will you excuse me one sec?
Will you put your fingers up my bottom?
Wiped my face on the welcome mat
With a bunch of hos and skanks.
With all due respect, maybe a game changer's not what we need.
With you and your girlfriend, Daphne.
Would be The Clap. That's a classic.
Would you like a biscuit?
Would you like me to take the Chiswick Roundabout
Would've bent you over that pretty little chair and had his way.
Wow. I feel so much better now.
Wow. That was insane. What was I thinking?
Y'all don't own one Koo Koo Roo. Not one.
Y'all need to come up with some brilliant ideas right now.
Y'all think this meeting is for me.
Yay!
Yeah
Yeah, 'cause I remember I became a rock star
Yeah, a lot of negativity. Lot of sniping and snidey remarks.
Yeah, a lot of the time when people are on drugs,
Yeah, Aldous is really excited. We all are. This is fantastic.
Yeah, and I was going to get married,
Yeah, but it was also critically disappointing.
Yeah, Chocolate motherfucking Daddy.
Yeah, fuck, all right.
Yeah, he managed me while I was in his testicles.
Yeah, he's actually staring at me, he's really pissed right now.
Yeah, I do. He'll be out back of the Spice Market Buffet in 20 minutes.
Yeah, I feel that. I feel that, Sergio.
Yeah, I forgot I asked you to do that.
Yeah, I know that.
Yeah, I like to come here and clear my head.
Yeah, I love African Child.
Yeah, I think that's what Darwin discovered on the Galapagos Isles.
Yeah, I would kiss her face.
Yeah, I'd love that.
Yeah, I've been sober now for six months.
Yeah, it was, man. That party was dope.
Yeah, it's a microphone. For my work.
Yeah, it's totally cool. Okay. Great.
Yeah, Jeffrey's just this nice bloke from down the road, isn't he?
Yeah, let me get a shot of that. Hold it, hold it. Cheese!
Yeah, no, just pull over here off Linden. I want to get a pretzel.
Yeah, of course. I love African Child. It's awesome.
Yeah, switch us onto the Vegas flight, me and him.
Yeah, they seem awesome.
Yeah, two months.
Yeah, well, I... You know, I did that special favor for you earlier.
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, I'll be fine.
Yeah, yeah, right. Hey, Aaron!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Change it to the next one.
Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!
Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!
Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!
Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!
Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!
Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!
Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!
Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!
Yeah, yeah. No, I did, I did.
Yeah, you know, there's a ballroom space opening up at the Golden Nugget.
Yeah, you will. Yeah.
Yeah, you're watching Aldous Snow on TMZ!
Yeah!
Yeah? I loved it. So enlightening.
Yeah? This joker's here
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. But that... You know, whatever.
Yeah. Dude, I used Jay Z's bidet.
Yeah. Great tune.
Yeah. I can get some bleach from the hospital.
Yeah. It's really, really nice there.
Yeah. It's supposed to be in two months, isn't it?
Yeah. Little bit of blood makes a really big cloud.
Yeah. Or you think it's working,
Yeah. See, he still calls me daddy.
Yeah. Several things?
Yeah. Thanks.
Yeah. Why I gotta be Sammy?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Is that okay?
Yeah...
Yes, he... Jackie, why...
Yes, in a way. Although, in another way, no.
Yes, that's what we do.
Yes, we should. This is a good idea.
Yes, yes, yes! I knew you would make it. I love you!
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Definitely.
Yes. I would like to talk about it. I am upset. I am pissed.
You all right, Mum? You all right, darling?
You all right, sunshine? Naples is here. You all right, mate?
You are gonna go and have sex with Aaron. Right now.
You are my dad. Aldous.
You are now in the power position.
You are?
You can fuck me all you want, but you gonna change that goddamn pink.
You can physically hold them in your pocket?
You can't be Frank! Can't be Frank.
You can't remain in that situation.
You cannot outrun me! I am black!
You didn't specify. He didn't specify.
You don't get any of my penis tonight.
You don't have to do this anymore!
You don't have to do this.
You don't know where you are, do you, darling?
You don't need these unnecessary restrictions.
You don't want to wait around for another half hour, son,
You enjoying yourself, mate?
You ever been mind fucked before?
You ever heard of a fucking...
You get rich and then everything comes free.
You gonna be okay, Aldous?
You got the clap We cooked the rocks
You had your turn. It's my turn now.
You have 72 hours to get Aldous Snow
You have a huge album coming out right now, African Child.
You have got to be 18
You have to mind fuck Aldous Snow.
You have to show him balance.
You hold all the power in your ass.
You inherited all your musical talent from me!
You jealous?
You just called me a fucking house ******.
You just numb yourself with drugs.
You keep feeding him drugs and lies.
You kind of insisted, but whatever.
You know how many Air Jordans six black kids wear?
You know how much money that is to put them through school?
You know how much that's gonna cost us?
You know I am killing myself in this internship.
You know what I'm gonna do when I get home?
You know what you signed up for.
You know what? Actually, Aldous just went to sleep.
You know, "Am I bringing up my kid the right way?"
You know, arrest me. But it's really boring. Jackie. Jackie.
You know, bit of glue for... Yeah. Keep it traditional.
You know, he works out all day
You know, here's some medical advice from your Nazi doctor.
You know, I could help resurrect the guy's career.
You know, it just makes me fucking tingle! It's nice, isn't it?
You know, just 'cause you're a doctor doesn't make you a good person.
You know, mate?
You know, that's...
You know, the difference in lifestyle.
You know, the show at the Greek. The concert.
You know, when you hear about someone and then you meet them?
You know, you're so holier than thou about being a doctor.
You know? I mean, it's incredible. It's, like, my dream.
You know. The favor that I did earlier.
You like it.
You look like a lesbian.
You look pretty.
You love African Child. You bought 10 copies on the first day.
You made a huge tactical error and now I'm in control.
You made it! No, stop!
You made me vouch for Chocolate Daddy! Fifteen thousand units!
You make people happy by doing what you love to do.
You mean surface encounters?
You messed your own life up and now you have to mess up mine, too?
You mind coming in back for a quick exam?
You missed sound check, bitch!
You never would have made it without me.
You on a Jeffrey? Yeah.
You only get one moment in life.
You pretend that it's the last name of a fucking guest?
You really think that we're broken up right now? What have you been doing?
You rocked that shit!
You see how she talks about me dad? Imagine that.
You should have stayed away from that one, I think.
You should invite him to the show. You want me to get on that?
You should invite him... Hello, love.
You silly bastard.
You sound just like your mum.
You spilled my medicine! You need to remedy it!
You stay chipper. And don't get down.
You sure you want to do this? Fuck!
You sure you're okay?
You take a right on North Casino Way!
You think, "Oh, I'm grunge." Is that what it is?
You took the front, I took the back Ah, yeah
You took the smack Ah, yeah
You try so hard, man.
You two traveling together? Okay.
You used Jay Z and Beyonce's matching his and hers bidets?
You used to get in the ring, wheezing around.
You want me to get you an Ambien?
You want to tape ourselves having sex
You want to... You want to... You want to move to Seattle?
You with anybody?
You, you got him here! You've done it!
You? No.
You. What you so quiet for?
You... No, you...
You'd be coming over for a cognac later, I'll tell you that, sweetie.
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
You'll do great.
You're a very bad parent!
You're acting crazy! Stop. No!
You're Aldous Snow, man.
You're asleep. You're asleep, Aaron. Here's your drink.
You're being selfish. I'm gonna clench and sneeze.
You're bringing me down, down, down Down, down, down
You're crazy! No! No!
You're Daphne then? Dr. Daphne?
You're funny as shit, man.
You're funny. You're funny.
You're going down, down, down Down, down, down
You're gonna die and I'm gonna fucking laugh when you die, you old cunt.
You're gonna die on your own, old man.
You're growling. I don't like your spasm. You're being strange.
You're having a heart attack, are you? I am!
You're in a long term relationship, right?
You're just a fucking junkie.
You're like Michael Jackson's dad. You're abusing me right now.
You're looking so Ionely There's no need to be
You're moving to Africa.
You're not having a heart attack, Aaron.
You're putting me down, down, down Down, down, down
You're sick in the fucking head!
You're so beautiful.
You're so funny. I love you.
You're so mean! That's enough!
You're staying up and talking to me!
You're the devil. Perfect.
You're welcome.
You're with the furry wall. With the furry wall now.
You're worried about so many things, Aaron.
You're worried about will we get to the show?
Your body, like forbidden wine Spills out of my bed
Your body, like forbidden wine Spills out of my bed
Your dad lives in, in Vegas, right?
Your dad should... Nice.
Your dad. Your dad, man. That sucks.
Your flight leaves in three hours from LAX.
Your last record, you know how many it sold?
Your life was in jeopardy. I'm like a guardian angel.
Your life's to do list must be a baffling document.
Your mother loves African Child.
Your mouth is smiling, but your eyes look all sad. Why?
Your phone is not ringing.
Your Uncle Joe. The crowd is amped!
Your words, like butterflies Dance around my head
Your words, like butterflies Dance around my head
Your words, like butterflies Dance around my head
...artistically fulfilling.
...E R O l N.
'cause Aldous Snow is off the wagon.
'Cause I don't want to make a sex tape. Yes.
'Cause I need that for the show.
'cause I'll be fucking you up.
'Cause I'm black, I gotta be Sammy Davis?
'Cause in nature, there's everything
'Cause it looks like Jaws just bit your ass off.
'cause now we can start to rebuild.
'Cause the left...
'cause this is not working for me as a lifestyle choice.
'cause we're getting close.
'Cause who could be scared of a Jeffrey?
'cause you wanna buy drugs and that's how you do it?
'cause, like, you can't come back from that. That's horrible.
"he's in his greatest hits era."
"Hello, I'm Jeffrey! I've just moved in."
"I'd always dreamed that you would marry a front man.
"I'm ashamed that you're with a drummer, Jackie.
"Is the mother of my child a cruel, evil, brilliant, savant, idiot genius?"
"Is this the twilight of my career?"
"Jeffrey. Jeffrey, Jeffrey." "My wife has got varicose veins!"
"lmagine an African, white Christ from space."
"What is this piece of shit I'm listening to? Do I even know this artist?
"Where the fuck are you? I am gonna kill you. Smiley face."
"With charisma. Razzmatazz.
"Yes, I'm Jeffrey."
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