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The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) The Muppet Christmas Carol, a heartwarming and comedic holiday film released in 1992,

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)

The Muppet Christmas Carol, a heartwarming and comedic holiday film released in 1992, brings Charles Dickens' classic story to life with a delightful twist. Starring the iconic Muppet characters created by Jim Henson, the film follows the journey of the infamous Ebenezer Scrooge, played by Michael Caine, as he is visited by the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future. This enchanting musical adventure features an array of lovable Muppets, including Kermit the Frog as Bob Cratchit, Miss Piggy as Emily Cratchit, and Gonzo as Charles Dickens himself, accompanied by his loyal sidekick Rizzo the Rat. Boasting catchy songs and unforgettable performances, The Muppet Christmas Carol is a cherished holiday classic that can be enjoyed by the whole family. Experience the magic of this beloved film by playing and downloading its wonderful sounds here.
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A blue furry Charles Dickens who hangs out with a rat?
A blue furry Charles Dickens who hangs out with a rat?
A crumb of cheese.
A crumb of cheese.
A cup of kindness that we share with another
A cup of kindness that we share with another
A cup of kindness that we share with another
A cup of kindness that we share with another
A friend of the Fozziwig family.
A friend of the Fozziwig family.
A genius.
A genius.
A gift for me?
A gift for me?
A gift?
A great many back payments are included in it, I assure you.
A life can be made right.
A merry Christmas to you. And a happy New Year.
A merry Christmas to you. And a happy New Year.
A merry Christmas, Uncle Scrooge. God save you.
A merry Christmas, Uncle Scrooge. God save you.
A moment later, Scrooge found himself standing on a city street,
A night's unbroken rest might aid my welfare.
A night's unbroken rest might aid my welfare.
A nightmare waits for you
A nightmare waits for you
A pair of mittens that were made by your mother
A pair of mittens that were made by your mother
A pair of mittens that were made by your mother
A part of childhood we'll always remember
A part of childhood we'll always remember
A part of childhood we'll always remember
A part of childhood we'll always remember
A place of joy and laughter.
A pleasure having you here.
A pleasure having you here.
A promise to share the wealth
A remarkable lad.
A remarkable lad.
A slight disorder of the stomach can make them cheat.
A slight disorder of the stomach can make them cheat.
A special time of caring
A special time of caring
A special time of caring
A special time of caring
A special time of caring
A special time of caring
A special time of caring
A squeezing, wrenching, grasping, clutching...
A sweet reunion with a friend or a brother
A sweet reunion with a friend or a brother
A sweet reunion with a friend or a brother
A sweet reunion with a friend or a brother
A time for... solitude.
A time for... solitude.
A touch of my hand, and you shall fly.
A touch of my hand, and you shall fly.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Actually, I think it's colder in here.
Actually, I think it's colder in here.
After all, there's only one more sleep
After all, there's only one more sleep
After all, there's only one more sleep till Christmas
After all, there's only one more sleep till Christmas
After all, there's only one more sleep till Christmas
After all, there's only one more sleep till Christmas
Agh!
Agh!
Agh!
Agh!
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahh!
All right, Beaker, come along.
All right, Beaker, come along.
Am I in the presence of the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come?
Am I in the presence of the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come?
And a crutch without an owner.
And a crutch without an owner.
And a few moments later, dressed in his finest,
And a few moments later, dressed in his finest,
And a promise to share the wealth
And a promise to share the wealth
And a scar on my wrist from when I fell off my bicycle...
And a scar on my wrist from when I fell off my bicycle...
And as good a man as the good old city ever had.
And buried with a stake of holly through his heart.
And buried with a stake of holly through his heart.
And catch us when we fall
And decrease the surplus population.
And decrease the surplus population.
And decrease the surplus population.
And decrease the surplus population.
And Edmund, my best friend.
And Edmund, my best friend.
And every day will start
And every day will start
And every path will bring me back from where I roam
And everyone can feel it
And everyone can feel it
And everyone is family
And everyone is family
And his sympathy for all poor men,
And hot! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
And hot! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
And how does one celebrate Christmas on the unemployment line?
And how does one celebrate Christmas on the unemployment line?
And I am about to raise you right off the pavement...
And I am about to raise you right off the pavement...
And I am here for the food.
And I am here for the food.
And I bet he would choke on it.
And I bet he would choke on it.
And I didn't mean to fall behind in the payment.
And I didn't mean to fall behind in the payment.
And I have had my fill of you, Mr. Scrooge.
And I have had my fill of you, Mr. Scrooge.
And I say, God bless it.
And I'm here. It's a miracle.
And if you could not pay the rent, we simply threw you out
And if you could not pay the rent, we simply threw you out
And in a moment, Scrooge had seen his entire childhood pass.
And in a moment, Scrooge had seen his entire childhood pass.
And in our prayers and dreams We ask you, bless us all
And in our prayers and dreams, we ask you
And in our prayers and dreams, we ask you
And is he, too, familiar?
And it could be changed.
And it could be changed.
And it is the season of the spirit
And it is the season of the spirit
And it is the season of the spirit
And it's a tradition for us to take a little nap.
And know that I belong
And know that I belong
And leave you to make yours.
And leave you to make yours.
And my name is Rizzo the Rat.
And my name is Rizzo the Rat.
And now I leave you with the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come.
And pay your mortgage on this house.
And remember, it is the season of the heart
And remember, it is the season of the heart
And Scrooge was better than his word.
And Scrooge was better than his word.
And Scrooge was conscious of a thousand odors.
And Scrooge was conscious of a thousand odors.
And so the boy was off like a shot. So even...
And so they arrived in Ebenezer Scrooge's childhood.
And so, as Tiny Tim observed...
And so, as Tiny Tim observed...
And soon he encountered two familiar faces.
And soon he encountered two familiar faces.
And that's the truth!
And that's the truth!
And the now is Christmas.
And the now is Christmas.
And the worst of the worst, the most hated and cursed
And the worst of the worst, the most hated and cursed
And therefore, Bob Cratchit...
And therefore, I'm about to raise your salary.
And therefore, I'm about to raise your salary.
And therefore, you can leave this house at once.
And therefore, you can leave this house at once.
And though it's never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket,
And though it's never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket,
And thus he remained, until the nearby clock began to strike the hour.
And thus he remained, until the nearby clock began to strike the hour.
And thus he remained, until the nearby clock began to strike the hour.
And Tiny Tim,
And Tiny Tim,
And to beg you to share my days
And to beg you to share my days
And unfeeling, and badly dressed...
And unfeeling, and badly dressed...
And we stand tall
And we stand tall
And we stand tall
And what a flood of memories came back to him,
And what a flood of memories came back to him,
And with that, the spirits of Scrooge's partners vanished into the darkness,
And with that, the spirits of Scrooge's partners vanished into the darkness,
And you to be dismal? You're rich enough.
And you to be dismal? You're rich enough.
And, er, Tiny Tim?
And, er, Tiny Tim?
Another year before our wedding, Ebenezer.
Answer me one more question.
Answer me one more question.
Are spirits' lives so short?
Are spirits' lives so short?
Are there no prisons? No poor houses?
Are there no prisons? No poor houses?
Are these the shadows of things that will be?
Are these the shadows of things that will be?
Are you the spirit whose coming was foretold to me?
Are you the spirit whose coming was foretold to me?
As dead as a doornail.
As dead as a doornail.
As freedom comes from giving love
As freedom comes from giving love
As hard and as ruthless as a rose petal.
As Scrooge beheld his old classroom.
As Scrooge beheld his old classroom.
As solitary as an oyster.
As solitary as an oyster.
As the Cratchit family vanished into the darkness,
As the Cratchit family vanished into the darkness,
Ask him, ask him.
Ask him, ask him.
At that moment, who should arrive at the door
At that moment, who should arrive at the door
At this festive season of the year, Mr. Scrooge,
At this festive season of the year, Mr. Scrooge,
At this time in the proceedings,
At this time in the proceedings,
Bah. Humbug!
Banana peels coming down!
Banana peels coming down!
Barely clearing expenses.
Be here all the earlier the next morning.
Be here all the earlier the next morning.
Because a little thing can affect them.
Because a little thing can affect them.
Because I know the story of A Christmas Carol like the back of my hand.
Because I know the story of A Christmas Carol like the back of my hand.
Because I know the story of A Christmas Carol like the back of my hand.
Because I'm the stone you can't squeeze blood from.
Because it might be pleasant for them to remember upon Christmas Day
Because it might be pleasant for them to remember upon Christmas Day
Before he shut himself in for the night, he searched his rooms.
Before he shut himself in for the night, he searched his rooms.
Before this day is done, you will understand.
Before this day is done, you will understand.
Beg you to share my days
Beg you to share my days
Belinda.
Belinda.
Belle, I'd like to introduce you to Ebenezer Scrooge,
Belle, I'd like to introduce you to Ebenezer Scrooge,
Bless us all
Bless us all
Bless us all
Bless us all
Bless us all
Bless us all
Bless us all
Bless us all
Bless us, one and all
Bless us, one and all
Bob Cratchit and the bookkeepers immediately began
Bob Cratchit and the bookkeepers immediately began
Bob Cratchit, I've had my fill of this.
Bob Cratchit, I've had my fill of this.
Bob Cratchit, would you and your family care to join us
Bob Cratchit, would you and your family care to join us
Bob Cratchit?
Bob Cratchit?
Bob Cratchit?
Bob Cratchit?
Bob Cratchit?
Boy, this really is a dirty city.
Boy, this really is a dirty city.
Boy.
Boy.
Brightly shone the moon that... night,
Business continues to be poor.
But as I seem to be the only person around who knows that...
But as I seem to be the only person around who knows that...
But I really hate this.
But I really hate this.
But it won't do no good...
But it won't do no good...
But my friends, you were not unfeeling towards your fellow men.
But my friends, you were not unfeeling towards your fellow men.
But not a rat, a leech, or a cockroach?
But not a rat, a leech, or a cockroach?
But Scrooge's nephew, Fred. His only living relative.
But the thing that made Scrooge happiest of all
But then, if he's going to die, he'd better do it,
But then, if he's going to die, he'd better do it,
But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart
But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart
But, Mr. Scrooge, sir, we did discuss it.
But, Mr. Scrooge, sir, we did discuss it.
Can I have your attention, please?
Can I have your attention, please?
Can't I meet them all at once and get it over with?
Captive, bound, we're double ironed, exhausted by the weight
Captive, bound, we're double ironed, exhausted by the weight
Caring not a button for the darkness.
Certainly not.
Certainly not.
Change!
Charles Dickens was a 19th century novelist.
Charles Dickens was a 19th century novelist.
Children, children, it's time to set the table.
Children, please go set the table.
Children, please go set the table.
Chills you to the bone
Chills you to the bone
Christmas a humbug, Uncle? You don't mean that, surely.
Christmas a humbug, Uncle? You don't mean that, surely.
Christmas is a loving, honest and charitable time.
Christmas is a loving, honest and charitable time.
Christmas is a very busy time for us, Mr. Cratchit.
Christmas is a very busy time for us, Mr. Cratchit.
Collecting donations for the poor and homeless.
Collecting donations for the poor and homeless.
Come along, ladies. Here's a nice Christmas turkey.
Come along, ladies. Here's a nice Christmas turkey.
Come Ebenezer, the last coach is leaving.
Come Ebenezer, the last coach is leaving.
Come Ebenezer, the last coach is leaving.
Come in, and know me better, man.
Come in, and know me better, man.
Come in, and know me better, man.
Come in, and know me better, man.
Come on, he never goes home for Christmas.
Come on, Rizzo. We'll follow him in.
Come on, Rizzo. We'll follow him in.
Come on, son.
Come on, son.
Come on.
Come on.
Come, let us go inside.
Come, let us go inside.
Come, Scrooge, there is much to see.
Come, Scrooge, there is much to see.
Come, there is much to see.
Come. My time grows short.
Come. My time grows short.
Comfort!
Comfort!
Compares with home
Compares with home
Covetous old sinner.
Covetous old sinner.
Crachy.
Daddy!
Daddy.
Darkness was cheap, and Scrooge liked it.
Did I tell you that I am the Ghost of Christmas Present?
Did I tell you that I am the Ghost of Christmas Present?
Do you know how much the firm is spending for this party?
Do you know how much the firm is spending for this party?
Do you know whether the prize turkey has been sold in the window?
Do you know whether the prize turkey has been sold in the window?
Do you think it's safe for us to be up here?
Do you think it's safe for us to be up here?
Does it pull a hansom cab?
Does it pull a hansom cab?
Don't ask him for a favor 'cause his nastiness increases
Don't you have other things to do this afternoon?
Donation.
Donation.
Each one connected with a thousand thoughts, hopes, joys and cares,
Ebenezer Scrooge.
Ebenezer Scrooge.
Ebenezer, life is a golden opportunity.
Ebenezer, life is a golden opportunity.
Ebenezer, this is Belle,
Emmy.
Emmy.
Even the vegetables don't like him.
Even the vegetables don't like him.
Every day, in every way Scrooge is getting worse
Every day, in every way Scrooge is getting worse
Every day's a gift
Every day's a gift
Every idiot who goes about with Merry Christmas on his lips
Every one.
Every one.
Everyone was out and about this fine morning.
Everyone was out and about this fine morning.
Everyone, please, can I have your attention for a moment?
Excuse me, everyone. Can we have some quiet, please?
Excuse me, everyone. Can we have some quiet, please?
Excuse me, Mr. Fozziwig?
Excuse me, Mr. Fozziwig?
Excuse me, Mr. Scrooge, but it appears to be closing time.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Expect the first ghost tonight, when the bell tolls one.
Expect the first ghost tonight, when the bell tolls one.
Expect the first ghost when the bell tolls one!
Fa la la la la La la la la
Fa la la la la La la la la
Fills me up with laughter Fills me up with song
Five!
Five!
Follow a friendly chart
Follow a friendly chart
Follow me, lad.
For a little turkey dinner on this fine Christmas Day?
For a little turkey dinner on this fine Christmas Day?
For a moment, I was worried.
For a moment, I was worried.
For his dark and drafty houses
For his dark and drafty houses
For well meaning gentlemen to call upon businesses,
Forget it. Mother always taught me, never eat singing food.
Forget it. Mother always taught me, never eat singing food.
Fun, huh?
Gee, thanks.
Gee, thanks.
Gentlemen, let's close up for Christmas.
Gentlemen, let's close up for Christmas.
Get 'em while they're fresh.
Get 'em while they're fresh.
Get your boomerang fish. Guaranteed fresh.
Get your boomerang fish. Guaranteed fresh.
Go forth, and know him better, man.
Go forth, and know him better, man.
God bless us, every one.
God save my little broken body.
God save my little broken body.
Good heavens.
Good heavens.
Good King Wencelas looked out on the Feast of Stephen
Good King Wencelas looked out on the Feast of Stephen
Good.
Good.
Goodbye, lunch!
Goose. They're cooking goose down there.
Ha. You tellin' me.
Ha. You tellin' me.
Half an hour off hardly seems customary for Christmas Day.
Half an hour off hardly seems customary for Christmas Day.
Hang on, Rizzo.
Hang on, Rizzo.
Harvest time for the moneylenders.
Harvest time for the moneylenders.
Have you ever noticed that everything seems wonderful at Christmas?
Having Christmas with friends.
He ain't hurt. Didn't even break his concentration.
He ain't hurt. Didn't even break his concentration.
He became as good a friend, as good a master,
He became as good a friend, as good a master,
He charges folks a fortune
He charges folks a fortune
He did it all, and infinitely more.
He didn't give it to me.
He didn't give it to me.
He goes to extremes to convince us he's bad
He goes to extremes to convince us he's bad
He has no time for friends or fun
He has no time for friends or fun
He lets his hunger rule
He must be so lonely
He must be so lonely
He must be so sad
He never gives He only takes
He never gives He only takes
He said he hoped the people saw him in church
He said he hoped the people saw him in church
He saw his old school room age and decay.
He saw his old school room age and decay.
He should be back now.
He should be back now.
He was a tightfisted hand at the grindstone, Scroo...
He was a tightfisted hand at the grindstone, Scroo...
He was a tightfisted hand at the grindstone, Scrooge.
He was hard and sharp as a flint.
He was hard and sharp as a flint.
He's gone!
He's got him. The old boy's speechless.
He's got him. The old boy's speechless.
He's really a victim
He's really a victim
He's very generous to charities.
He's very generous to charities.
Hear me, I'm not the man I was.
Hear me, I'm not the man I was.
Heat wave!
Heat wave!
Heaven in the Christmas time be praised for this day.
Heaven in the Christmas time be praised for this day.
Heights, and jumping from them.
Heights, and jumping from them.
Hello, boys. Hello.
Hello, boys. Hello.
Hello, girls.
Hello, girls.
Hello, London!
Hello, London!
Hello, my dears.
Hello, my dears.
Hello, Peter.
Hello, Peter.
Hello? Uncle?
Hello? Uncle?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello. Welcome to the Muppet Christmas Carol.
Hello. Welcome to the Muppet Christmas Carol.
Here.
Here's Mrs. Fozziwig to start the party.
Here's Mrs. Fozziwig to start the party.
Hey, don't be sweeping the chimney now.
Hey, don't be sweeping the chimney now.
Hey, get back in the box, Martin!
Hey, I'm stuck, get me out of here.
Hey, light the lamp, not the rat. Light the lamp, not the rat!
Hey, light the lamp, not the rat. Light the lamp, not the rat!
Hey, look. Fruit.
Hey, say goodbye!
Hey, say goodbye!
Hey, we're going down.
Hi, guys, we're back.
Hi, guys, we're back.
His anger makes that clear
His anger makes that clear
Hmm. I've been meaning to fix that shelf.
Hmm. I've been meaning to fix that shelf.
Hmm. Well, I'm usually trustworthy.
Hoity toity, Mr. Godlike Smarty Pants.
Hoity toity, Mr. Godlike Smarty Pants.
Hot, hot, hot!
How about a dog?
How about a dog?
How can we endure it?
How could we marry now? There's not even enough for a decent home.
How do you know what Scrooge is doing?
How does he do that?
How much time off is customary, Mr. Cratchit?
How much time off is customary, Mr. Cratchit?
How precious life can be
How precious life can be
How was the churchyard?
How was the churchyard?
How would the bookkeepers like to be suddenly unemployed?
How would the bookkeepers like to be suddenly unemployed?
However, I see a vacant seat by the chimney corner.
However, I see a vacant seat by the chimney corner.
Huh?
Huh?
Humbug!
Humbug!
Humbug.
Humbug.
Humbug.
Humbug.
Humbug.
Humbug. Speak comfort to me, friends.
Humbug. Speak comfort to me, friends.
I am here to tell the story.
I am prepared to follow and to learn, with a thankful heart.
I am prepared to follow and to learn, with a thankful heart.
I am serious. Buy it for me and I'll give you a shilling.
I am sure we shall never forget Tiny Tim.
I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.
I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.
I am the Ghost of Christmas Present.
I am the Ghost of Christmas Present.
I am, too.
I am, too.
I am.
I beg you, spirit, I am mortal. I'm liable to fall.
I beg you, spirit, I am mortal. I'm liable to fall.
I believe Christmas has done me good and will do me good,
I believe Christmas has done me good and will do me good,
I believe it will end upon the stroke of 12.
I believe it will end upon the stroke of 12.
I can remember nearly 1,900 years.
I can remember nearly 1,900 years.
I cannot afford to make idle people merry.
I cannot afford to make idle people merry.
I chose my profession in this room.
I chose my profession in this room.
I do have a good one, Clara. Guess.
I do have a good one, Clara. Guess.
I do make this promise, every breath I take
I do not make merry myself for Christmas.
I do not make merry myself for Christmas.
I do.
I do.
I don't believe I've ever met anybody like you before, sir.
I don't believe I've ever met anybody like you before, sir.
I don't know a single soul who would go to it.
I don't know or care why he's gone.
I don't know what to do. I'm as light as a feather.
I don't pay extra for the warmth, you know.
I fear to, but I must.
I fear to, but I must.
I fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose.
I fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose.
I give you Mr. Scrooge, the founder of the feast.
I give you Mr. Scrooge, the founder of the feast.
I had 1,274 brothers and sisters.
I haven't missed it. The spirits did it all in one night.
I just wish there was something we could give you.
I keep telling you, storytellers are omniscient. I know everything.
I knew he wouldn't disappoint us.
I knew he wouldn't disappoint us.
I knew you weren't suited for literature.
I knew you weren't suited for literature.
I know how to treat the poor.
I know how to treat the poor.
I know it all so well, spirit.
I know it all so well, spirit.
I know some of those gentlemen, spirit.
I look into the eyes of love
I look into the eyes of love
I love them so much, I think we'll do it twice a year.
I love these annual Christmas parties.
I love these annual Christmas parties.
I love you, Belle.
I love you, Belle.
I mean, Mr. Dickens. Charlie! Are you hurt?
I mean, Mr. Dickens. Charlie! Are you hurt?
I mean, yes, but you did.
I mean, yes, but you did.
I only know he's dead.
I only know he's dead.
I pay Bob such a small amount.
I picked a spot for Tim where he can see...
I picked a spot for Tim where he can see...
I remember the little tykes all standing in the snowbank.
I remember the little tykes all standing in the snowbank.
I remember.
I remember.
I suppose I should be grateful for that.
I suppose I should be grateful for that.
I suppose you enjoyed that?
I suppose you enjoyed that?
I think he's walked a little slower these past two evenings.
I think he's walked a little slower these past two evenings.
I think I must, in fact.
I think it was their money.
I think it was their money.
I think we've taken enough of Mr. Scrooge's time.
I think we've taken enough of Mr. Scrooge's time.
I told you, these are the shadows of the things that have been.
I understand, spirit.
I understand, spirit.
I was a boy here.
I was a boy here.
I was merely checking them to see if they were not burnt.
I was merely checking them to see if they were not burnt.
I was often alone.
I was often alone.
I wasn't eating them,
I will bid you welcome What is mine is yours
I will bid you welcome What is mine is yours
I will hold you close in a thankful heart
I will hold you close in a thankful heart
I will hold you close in a thankful heart
I will hold you close in a thankful heart
I will honor Christmas, and try to keep it all the year.
I will honor Christmas, and try to keep it all the year.
I will live my life in the past, the present, and the future.
I will live my life in the past, the present, and the future.
I will not shut out the lessons the spirits have taught me.
I will sail a friendly course
I will sail a friendly course
I wish to see friends, kin. Show me family.
I wish to see friends, kin. Show me family.
I would not want to show weak eyes to your father,
I, Ebenezer Scrooge?
I, Ebenezer Scrooge?
I, I believe you've convinced them once again, Mr. Scrooge.
I, I believe you've convinced them once again, Mr. Scrooge.
I?
I'd just like to know what he's done with his money.
I'd just like to know what he's done with his money.
I'll bring it to Bob Cratchit's house.
I'll bring it to Bob Cratchit's house.
I'm as happy as an angel, I'm as merry as a schoolboy.
I'm as happy as an angel, I'm as merry as a schoolboy.
I'm being stolen. Help me, help me!
I'm being stolen. Help me, help me!
I'm looking forward to it, headmaster.
I'm okay, okay.
I'm okay, okay.
I'm very pleased, and please enjoy yourself.
I'm very pleased, and please enjoy yourself.
I've got his blankets.
I've got his blankets.
If any man alive possessed the knowledge.
If being mean's a way of life you practice and rehearse
If being mean's a way of life you practice and rehearse
If he became a flavor You can bet he would be sour
If he became a flavor You can bet he would be sour
If I could work my will,
If I could work my will,
If I had him here, I would give him a piece of my mind to feast upon.
If I had him here, I would give him a piece of my mind to feast upon.
If lunch is provided.
If lunch is provided.
If these shadows remain unaltered, I believe the child will die.
If these shadows remain unaltered, I believe the child will die.
If they gave a prize for being mean
If they gave a prize for being mean
If they'd rather die, then they'd better do it,
If they'd rather die, then they'd better do it,
If you please, Mr. Scrooge, it's gotten colder.
If you please, Mr. Scrooge, it's gotten colder.
If you please, sir,
If you please, sir,
If you please, sir,
If you please, why open the office tomorrow?
If you please, why open the office tomorrow?
In a minute. I had a bag of jelly beans over here.
In a minute. I had a bag of jelly beans over here.
In all the places you find love
In all the places you find love
In all the places you find love
In all the places you find love
In life, the Marleys had been business partners
In life, the Marleys had been business partners
In life, we were your partners,
Is born again each day Don't let it slip away
Is born again each day Don't let it slip away
Is it vegetable?
Is it vegetable?
Is make it last all year
Is make it last all year
Is make it last all year
Is make it last all year
Is make it last all year
Is make it last all year
Is make it last all year
Is that not true?
Is that not true?
Is the one that we call Scrooge
Is the one that we call Scrooge
Isn't that swell?
Isn't that swell?
It can't be helped, Belle.
It can't be helped, Belle.
It cannot be dawn.
It cannot be dawn.
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas!
It is a tradition for me to make a little speech.
It is a tradition for me to make a little speech.
It is the American way.
It is the American way.
It is the past.
It is the past.
It is the season of the heart
It is the season of the heart
It is the season of the heart
It is the season of the heart
It is the season of the heart
It is the season of the heart
It is the season of the spirit
It is the season of the spirit
It is the summer of the soul in December
It is the summer of the soul in December
It is the summer of the soul in December
It is the summer of the soul in December
It looks like you.
It looks like you.
It only seems right that I should lift a glass to my employer.
It only seems right that I should lift a glass to my employer.
It paints you with indifference
It paints you with indifference
It was always said of him that he knew how to keep Christmas well,
It was short.
It was the afternoon of Christmas Eve,
It was the afternoon of Christmas Eve,
It will be lovely, Emily.
It would have done you good to see how green the place is.
It would have done you good to see how green the place is.
It'll waste a lot of expensive coal for the fire.
It'll waste a lot of expensive coal for the fire.
It's a chef's thing, dear. And do not shout, Betina.
It's a good beginning. It's creepy and kind of... spooky.
It's a good beginning. It's creepy and kind of... spooky.
It's a pleasure talking with you, lad.
It's a poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every December the 25th.
It's a poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every December the 25th.
It's a season when the saints can employ us
It's a season when the saints can employ us, fa la la
It's a season when the saints can employ us, fa la la
It's a time for generosity.
It's all right, children.
It's all right, children.
It's all the ways that we show love
It's all the ways that we show love
It's all the ways that we show love
It's Bob Cratchit's house.
It's Bob Cratchit's house.
It's Christmas Day?
It's Christmas Day?
It's Christmas Day. You gave me the day off.
It's Christmas Day. You gave me the day off.
It's Christmas Eve for certain.
It's Christmas Eve for certain.
It's Christmas here, too, you know.
It's Christmas here, too, you know.
It's even worse for mouses
It's even worse for mouses
It's Fred. My dear nephew Fred and his wife, Clara.
It's Fred. My dear nephew Fred and his wife, Clara.
It's going home and getting warm by the fire
It's going home and getting warm by the fire
It's going home and getting warm by the fire
It's going home and getting warm by the fire
It's good to be doing anything again.
It's good to be heckling again.
It's good to be heckling again.
It's in the giving of a gift to another
It's in the giving of a gift to another
It's in the giving of a gift to another
It's in the singing of a street corner choir
It's in the singing of a street corner choir
It's in the singing of a street corner choir
It's in the singing of a street corner choir
It's in the singing of a street corner choir
It's in the singing of a street corner choir
It's in the singing of a street corner choir
It's just the lamplight, that hurts my eyes.
It's just the lamplight, that hurts my eyes.
It's likely to be a cheap funeral.
It's likely to be a cheap funeral.
It's me.
It's my best dressing gown.
It's my old school.
It's my old school.
It's no use, I shall keep my Christmas humor to the last.
It's no use, I shall keep my Christmas humor to the last.
It's over now.
It's over now.
It's so quiet.
It's so quiet.
It's the Fozziwig Christmas party.
It's the Fozziwig Christmas party.
It's time for the party to begin.
It's time for the party to begin.
It's true wherever you find love
It's true wherever you find love
It's true wherever you find love
It's true wherever you find love
It's true wherever you find love
It's true wherever you find love
It's true wherever you find love
It's true wherever you find love
It's true wherever you find love
It's, it's a spot on the hill.
It's, it's a spot on the hill.
Jacob Marley?
Jelly bean? I had them in my pocket all along.
Jelly bean? I had them in my pocket all along.
Joe, get off.
Know it? My first job was here.
Know it? My first job was here.
Know the poultry shop nearby?
Know the poultry shop nearby?
Lead on, spirit.
Lead us to the light
Lead us to the light
Lead us to the light
Leave comedy to the bears, Ebenezer.
Leave comedy to the bears, Ebenezer.
Leave me.
Leave me.
Leaving him once again alone in his room.
Leaving him once again alone in his room.
Let me see some tenderness connected with this world,
Let me see some tenderness connected with this world,
Let us always love each other
Let us always love each other
Let us deal with the eviction notices for tomorrow, Mr. Cratchit.
Let us deal with the eviction notices for tomorrow, Mr. Cratchit.
Let us hear the voice of reason
Let us hear the voice of reason
Let us help you with that, Mr. Cratchit.
Let us run from anger
Let us see another Christmas in this place.
Let us see another Christmas in this place.
Let's go see if Christmas dinner is ready yet.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Life is full of sweet surprises
Life is full of sweet surprises
Life is like a journey
Life is like a journey
Life is made up of meetings and partings.
Lift my spirit
Like a lady paints with rouge
Like a lady paints with rouge
Like years of being alone
Like years of being alone
Long, long forgotten.
Long, long forgotten.
Look at this, I've got to move...
Look close and there must be a sweet man inside
Look close and there must be a sweet man inside
Look my lads, dusk has fallen, and the lamplighters are at work.
Look my lads, dusk has fallen, and the lamplighters are at work.
Look out, Rizzo.
Look out, Rizzo.
Look, it's beautiful, Rizzo.
Look, it's Ebenezer Scrooge.
Look, it's Ebenezer Scrooge.
Look, it's the Marley brothers.
Look, it's the penguins' Christmas skating party.
Look, it's the penguins' Christmas skating party.
Looking older and more wicked than ever.
Looking older and more wicked than ever.
Lord knows, it being Christmas and all.
Love, hope, and peace to me
M M M Mr. Scrooge.
Magic in the air
Magic in the air
Many of us feel we must take care of our poor and homeless.
Many of us feel we must take care of our poor and homeless.
Master Scrooge, this is Christmas.
May I welcome you to Christmas morning?
May that truly be said of us and all of us.
May that truly be said of us and all of us.
Merciful heavens.
Merry Christmas, everyone.
Merry Christmas, everyone.
Merry Christmas, girls.
Merry Christmas, penguins.
Merry Christmas, penguins.
Merry Christmas, you say? What right have you to be merry?
Merry Christmas, you say? What right have you to be merry?
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas?
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
Missed.
Mm hm.
Mm hm.
Mm. Cheers.
Mm. Cheers.
Mmm?
Mmm?
Mommy!
More of gravy than of grave?
More of gravy than of grave?
More time for reading... and study.
More time for reading... and study.
Mother of pearl.
Mother, Mother, Mother!
Mother, you're crying again.
Mother, you're crying again.
Mr. Applegate, sir.
Mr. Scrooge, I know you're very angry about this,
Mr. Scrooge, I know you're very angry about this,
Mr. Scrooge, I presume?
Mr. Scrooge, I presume?
Mr. Scrooge.
Mr. Scrooge.
Must I?
Must I?
Must we return to this place?
Must we return to this place?
My dear nephew!
My dear nephew!
My ear, my ear, my ear.
My ear, my ear, my ear.
My goodness, I don't know what to say.
My life turns that way now.
My life turns that way now.
My mind is filled with the here and now.
My mind is filled with the here and now.
My name is Charles Dickens.
My name is Charles Dickens.
My old partners, as they were as lads.
My old partners, as they were as lads.
My realm is the present.
My realm is the present.
My speech, here is my Christmas speech.
My speech, here is my Christmas speech.
My taxes go to pay for the prisons and the poorhouses.
My time upon this globe is very brief.
My, there are certainly a lot today.
My, there are certainly a lot today.
Nephew and niece to me
Nice kitty, nice kitty.
Nice kitty, nice kitty.
Nice story, Mr. Dickens.
Night was falling, and the lamplighters were plying their trade.
Night was falling, and the lamplighters were plying their trade.
No cheeses for us meeces
No cheeses for us meeces
No crust of bread for those in need
No doubt.
No doubt.
No harm done.
No harm done.
No more. I wish to see no more.
No more. I wish to see no more.
No place on Earth
No place on Earth
No, don't tell us your hand, tell us the story.
No, don't tell us your hand, tell us the story.
No, I got his bed curtains.
No, I got his bed curtains.
No, I'll give you five shillings.
No, I'll give you five shillings.
No, I'm a large absent minded spirit.
No, I'm a large absent minded spirit.
No, it's all right. This is culture.
No, it's all right. This is culture.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. No! Oh, no!
No. No! Oh, no!
Not a penny less.
Not a penny less.
Not Tiny Tim?
Nothing ever changed.
Nothing Scrooge could do or say could stop
Nothing Scrooge could do or say could stop
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Now, in these times, it was customary on Christmas Eve
Now, in these times, it was customary on Christmas Eve
Now, then, sir, about the...
Now, then, sir, about the...
Now? But spirit, I have learned so much from you.
Of course you are, Betina.
Of course.
Of course.
Of fear and of pride
Of fear and of pride
Of what poor wretch do they speak?
Of what poor wretch do they speak?
Oh oh.
Oh oh.
Oh, at least I landed on something soft.
Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.
Oh, dear. Dear, dear.
Oh, dear. Dear, dear.
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
Oh, good grief.
Oh, good grief.
Oh, good, supper time.
Oh, good, supper time.
Oh, here is your coach, Ebenezer.
Oh, here is your coach, Ebenezer.
Oh, no, now, son, you've gotten too excited.
Oh, no, now, son, you've gotten too excited.
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, oh, Th th th thank you.
Oh, please, do not show me that Christmas.
Oh, please, do not show me that Christmas.
Oh, please, spirit, no.
Oh, please, spirit, no.
Oh, plenty of those, sir.
Oh, plenty of those, sir.
Oh, Rizzo.
Oh, spirit, do not leave me.
Oh, spirit, do not leave me.
Oh, spirit.
Oh, spirit.
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Oh, thank you. Yes.
Oh, thank you. Yes.
Oh, they're not torn down. They're here.
Oh, Uncle, come and have Christmas dinner with me and Clara tomorrow.
Oh, Uncle, come and have Christmas dinner with me and Clara tomorrow.
Oh, very well indeed.
Oh, very well indeed.
Oh, yeah, I wondered about the texture. Yeuch!
Oh, yeah, I wondered about the texture. Yeuch!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes, spirit.
Oh, yes, spirit.
Oh, yes, the night is waning fast.
Oh, yes, the night is waning fast.
Oh, Yes! Make it last all year.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Excellent.
Oh. Gonzo, speak to me.
Oh. Gonzo, speak to me.
Oh. It is the British way.
Oh. It is the British way.
Oh. That smells wonderful.
Oh. That smells wonderful.
Oh. That smells wonderful.
Okay, ready. Here we go.
Okay, ready. Here we go.
Old Scrooge, he loves his money
Old Scrooge, he loves his money
On a sea of love and a thankful heart
On a sea of love and a thankful heart
Once again, it was Christmas Eve,
Once again, it was Christmas Eve,
Once again, you must remember that the Marleys were dead
Once again, you must remember that the Marleys were dead
One might say that December is the foreclosure season.
One might say that December is the foreclosure season.
One must drink to the health of Mr. Scrooge,
One must drink to the health of Mr. Scrooge,
One.
Or are they the shadows of things that may be, only?
Or I'll be haunted by that terrible conversation forever.
Or I'll be haunted by that terrible conversation forever.
Or nothing that follows will seem wondrous.
Or nothing that follows will seem wondrous.
Or this first parting that there was among us.
Other businesses will be closed. You'll have no one to do business with.
Other businesses will be closed. You'll have no one to do business with.
Our assets are frozen.
Ow! I'm from New Jersey.
Pardon me, gentlemen, but about the charity donation
Pardon me, sir.
Pardon me, sir.
People preparing feasts, giving parties.
People preparing feasts, giving parties.
Perhaps I've never understood about Christmas.
Perhaps I've never understood about Christmas.
Peter, do not stop turning that spit.
Peter, do not stop turning that spit.
Peter, the Christmas dinner.
Peter, the Christmas dinner.
Phew! What an unpleasant fellow.
Phew! What an unpleasant fellow.
Please don't shout at me, sir.
Please, Jacob, Robert, don't criticize me.
Please, Jacob, Robert, don't criticize me.
Please, sir, come inside.
Please, sir, come inside.
Please, sir, I want some cheese.
Please, sir, I want some cheese.
Push!
Put me down for...
Put me down for...
Put me down!
Put me down!
Put me out, put me out!
Put me out, put me out!
Quick, it'll be warmer in there.
Quiet down, you villains.
Quiet down, you villains.
Raise your salary.
Raise your salary.
Rats don't understand these things.
Really? Over 1,800 of my brothers have come before me.
Remember, don't tip the driver.
Remember?
Rizzo, come on.
Rizzo, come on.
Rizzo, just grab hold of the stick.
Rizzo, just grab hold of the stick.
Rizzo, stop playing with the cat.
Rizzo, stop playing with the cat.
Rizzo, this is Louise.
Rizzo, this is Louise.
Rizzo?
Rizzo?
Sad that he didn't die years ago, the old skinflint.
Sad that he didn't die years ago, the old skinflint.
Sadly, I do, Uncle. So I shall make my donation.
Sadly, I do, Uncle. So I shall make my donation.
Sam?
Sam?
Save me, save me!
Save me, save me!
Save me, save me!
Say, do you know that fruit is wax?
Say, do you know that fruit is wax?
Say, is it getting cold around here?
Scrooge appeared on the streets of the city
Scrooge appeared on the streets of the city
Scrooge beheld a small boy, a boy he knew,
Scrooge is saved, what can happen now?
Scrooge kept his eyes upon Tiny Tim, until the last.
Scrooge knew the second of the ghosts was due.
Scrooge knew the second of the ghosts was due.
Scrooge liked the cold.
Scrooge liked the cold.
Scrooge lived in chambers which had once belonged
Scrooge made his way up the stairs,
Scrooge slipped into the empty silence of a dreamless sleep.
Scrooge slipped into the empty silence of a dreamless sleep.
Scrooge was left alone and exhausted in his bedchamber.
Scrooge's bedchamber is on this side of the house. Jump.
Scrooge's bedchamber is on this side of the house. Jump.
Secret and self contained.
Secret and self contained.
Sheesh. Rats don't understand these things.
Sheesh. Rats don't understand these things.
Shh.
Shh.
Sir, I've been going over the accounts.
Sir, I've been going over the accounts.
So have your fun When life is done
So prison comes with hate
So prison comes with hate
So prison comes with hate
So we're never quite alone
So we're never quite alone
So you said last year.
So you said last year.
So, back from the house of sadness, I see.
So, back from the house of sadness, I see.
So, here you are.
So, Master Scrooge, graduation day!
Some of us are endeavoring to raise a fund for the poor and homeless.
Some of us are endeavoring to raise a fund for the poor and homeless.
Some years later.
Some years later.
Sorry, madam.
Sorry, madam.
Spending the mortgage money on frivolities.
Spirit, do you grow old?
Spirit, I fear you more than any specter I have yet met.
Spirit, I had no idea.
Spirit, I had no idea.
Spirit, I know what I must ask.
Spirit, I know what I must ask.
Spirit, must there be a Christmas that brings this awful scene?
Spirit, must there be a Christmas that brings this awful scene?
Spirit, please speak to me.
Spirit, please speak to me.
Spirit, show me no more.
Spirit, show me no more.
Spirit, tell me if Tiny Tim will live.
Spirit?
Spirit?
Spirit? What is that light?
Spirit? What is that light?
Stand up. Build your life as this school was built.
Stand up. Build your life as this school was built.
Steady, steady.
Steady, steady.
Still, the moment had passed, and the world was as it should be.
Still, the moment had passed, and the world was as it should be.
Stop and look around you
Stop working, enjoy yourself. Go meet some people, go ahead.
Stop working, enjoy yourself. Go meet some people, go ahead.
Suit yourself.
Suit yourself.
Take heed. Come.
Teach us in our dreams And please, yes, please,
Teach us in our dreams And please, yes, please,
Teach us in our dreams And please, yes, please,
Tell me that I may sponge out the writing on this stone.
Tell me, Ebenezer Scrooge, do you know this place?
Thank you all and merry Christmas.
Thank you all and merry Christmas.
Thank you for bringing me here.
Thank you for making me a part of this.
Thank you for not shouting at me.
Thank you so very much.
Thank you so very much.
Thank you, Mr. Scrooge.
Thank you, Mr. Scrooge.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks. If you like this, you should read the book.
That and, of course, little Gwen. Her lungs aren't right.
That as we live
That as we live
That certainly is true.
That even if we part
That even if we part
That feel like Christmas
That feel like Christmas
That feel like Christmas
That feel like Christmas
That is certainly not true.
That is certainly not true.
That is the future.
That is the future.
That is the way of it.
That is the whole secret of a properly roasted goose.
That is the whole secret of a properly roasted goose.
That led them straight to the home of Scrooge's faithful clerk.
That led them straight to the home of Scrooge's faithful clerk.
That most pleasant of activities, the celebration of Christmas.
That most pleasant of activities, the celebration of Christmas.
That much?
That much?
That one thing you must remember,
That one thing you must remember,
That they are what they are, do not blame me.
That we can share
That we can share
That's a killer.
That's a killer.
That's better.
That's better.
That's Bob Cratchit's house.
That's Bob Cratchit's house.
That's good for everyone
That's good for everyone
That's Henry.
That's Henry.
That's how the story begins,
That's how the story begins,
That's it. Ha! Ha!
That's it. Ha! Ha!
That's my old headmaster.
That's my old headmaster.
That's scary stuff. Should we be worried about the kids in the audience?
That's the only thing in the world sillier than a merry Christmas.
That's the only thing in the world sillier than a merry Christmas.
The bed was his own. The room was his own.
The bed was his own. The room was his own.
The bookkeeping staff would like to have an extra shovel of coal for the fire.
The bookkeeping staff would like to have an extra shovel of coal for the fire.
The building was a dismal heap of brick on a dark street.
The building was a dismal heap of brick on a dark street.
The case of this unhappy man might be my own.
The case of this unhappy man might be my own.
The chains.
The Christmas holiday was a chance to get some extra work done.
The Christmas holiday was a chance to get some extra work done.
The desks.
The doctor takes his share, don't he?
The entire day?
The entire day?
The feeling's running deep
The feeling's running deep
The finest young financial mind in the city.
The finest young financial mind in the city.
The founder of the feast, indeed. Huh!
The glory that you see
The glory that you see
The goose, the goose.
The goose, the goose.
The happiest single moment in all the livelong year.
The happiest single moment in all the livelong year.
The investments haven't grown as they should.
The love we found
The love we found
The love we found
The love we found
The love we found
The love we found
The love we found
The love we found
The love we found
The loving family I hold dear
The Marleys were dead, to begin with.
The Marleys were dead, to begin with.
The measure of a man
The measure of a man
The message if we hear it
The message if we hear it
The message, if we hear it
The message, if we hear it
The message, if we hear it
The message, if we hear it
The one twice as big as me? It's still there.
The one twice as big as me? It's still there.
The promise of excitement is one the night will keep
The promise of excitement is one the night will keep
The smell of the chalk.
The smell of the chalk.
The sun comes up And I can feel it
The sun comes up And I can feel it
The undisputed master of the underhanded deed
The undisputed master of the underhanded deed
The ways of love made clear
The ways of love made clear
The ways of love made clear
The ways of love made clear
The ways of love made clear
The winner would be him
The winner would be him
The world has got a smile
The world is at her best, you know
The world is at her best, you know
The years performed their terrible dance.
The years performed their terrible dance.
The... Pardon me?
The... Pardon me?
Then all that work is paying off
Then all that work is paying off
Then what?
There goes Mr. Cruel
There goes Mr. Cruel
There goes Mr. Heartless
There goes Mr. Humbug There goes Mr. Grim
There goes Mr. Outrage
There goes Mr. Skinflint There goes Mr. Greed
There goes Mr. Sneer
There he is, Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge.
There he is, Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge.
There he is, old Fozziwig himself.
There he is, old Fozziwig himself.
There is something else that I must know?
There is something else that I must know?
There was the year we evicted the entire orphanage.
There was the year we evicted the entire orphanage.
There was, of course, another Christmas Eve with this young woman,
There, now. My eyes get weak in the dim light.
There's a little mole on my thumb.
There's magic in the air this evening
There's magic in the air this evening
There's no such thing as strangers
There's no such thing as strangers
There's only two things in this life I hate.
There's only two things in this life I hate.
There's something in the wind today
There's something in the wind today
These are but shadows of your past, Ebenezer.
These are but shadows of your past, Ebenezer.
These events can be changed.
They can do anything they like. Of course they can.
They can do anything they like. Of course they can.
They can neither see nor hear you.
They can neither see nor hear you.
They were all very much the same.
They were all very much the same.
This is Ebenezer Scrooge
This is Ebenezer Scrooge
This is Fozziwig's old rubber chicken factory.
This is my island in the sun!
This is the door, you may use it.
This is the night before the dawn before the day of Christmas.
This is too scary. I don't think I want to see any more.
This jolly old gentleman here is Mr. Scrooge.
This jolly old gentleman here is Mr. Scrooge.
This man taught me my greatest lesson.
This man taught me my greatest lesson.
Though... the...
Though... the...
Throw the fish away and it comes back to me.
Throw the fish away and it comes back to me.
Till Christmas Day
Till Christmas Day
Tiny Tim always loved watching the ducks on the river.
Tiny Tim...
Tiny Tim...
To his old business partners, Jacob and Robert Marley.
To his old business partners, Jacob and Robert Marley.
To Mr. Scrooge, he'll be very merry and happy this day, I have no doubt.
To say that Scrooge was not startled would be untrue.
To spread the news about peace and to keep love alive
To spread the news about peace and to keep love alive
To spread the news about peace and to keep love alive
To spread the news about peace and to keep love alive
To the founder of the feast, Mr. Scrooge.
To Tiny Tim, Scrooge became a second father.
To wish Merry Christmas to all the world.
To wish Merry Christmas to all the world.
Today you go forth into the real world.
Today, the world has got a glow
Today, you become a man of business.
Today, you become a man of business.
Today? Today is Christmas Day.
Today? Today is Christmas Day.
Tomorrow's Christmas, sir.
Tomorrow's Christmas, sir.
Too late now. Come on, I'll catch you.
True, there was something about mankind we loved.
True, there was something about mankind we loved.
Tuppence apiece, while they last.
Tuppence apiece, while they last.
Turkey. Get your Christmas turkey.
Turkey. Get your Christmas turkey.
Uh, in all honesty, spirit, no.
Uh, pay no attention to them.
Uh, pay no attention to them.
Uh, that is, What, me, sir?
Uh...
Uh...
Um...
Um...
Um... Sorry.
Um... Sorry.
Um... Tomorrow's Christmas.
Um... Tomorrow's Christmas.
Um... Why, um, the, er, whole day.
Us poor folk live in misery
Us poor folk live in misery
Used now to sing your praise
Used now to sing your praise
Very fine damask.
Very fine damask.
Very good, gentlemen.
Very good, gentlemen.
Very well, you may gift wrap them.
Very well. I'll see you at eight tomorrow morning.
Very well. I'll see you at eight tomorrow morning.
Wait a second, you're not Charles Dickens.
Wait a second, you're not Charles Dickens.
Wait a second. I forgot my jelly beans.
Wait, I know. An unwanted creature,
Wait, I know. An unwanted creature,
Wait, is this an unwanted creature?
Wait, is this an unwanted creature?
Want to see what's going on, don't you?
Want to see what's going on, don't you?
Was that his life lay before him.
Was that his life lay before him.
We always comfort and forgive
We always comfort and forgive
We carry with us
We forged these chains in life by our acts of greed.
We forged these chains in life by our acts of greed.
We have so much
We have so much
We promised we would be.
We reach for you
We reach for you
We reach for you
We reach for you
We shall go out into the world.
We should have known our evil deeds
We should have known our evil deeds
We specialized in causing pain, spreading fear and doubt
We took advantage of the poor, just ignored the need y
We took advantage of the poor, just ignored the need y
We were always heckling you.
We'd like to speak to you about a donation.
We'd like to speak to you about a donation.
We'll get it.
We'll get it.
We're down here and he's up there.
We're from the Order of Victoria Charity Foundation.
We're from the Order of Victoria Charity Foundation.
We're having so much fun
We're Marley and Marley
We're Marley and Marley
We're Marley and Marley
We're Marley and Marley
We're Marley and Marley
We're Marley and Marley
We're Marley and Marley
We're Marley and Marley
We're Marley and Marley
We're Marley and Marley
We're Marley and Marley Avarice and greed
We're Marley and Marley Avarice and greed
We're Marley and Marley Our hearts were painted black
We're Marley and Marley Our hearts were painted black
We're shining like the sun
We're shining like the sun
Welcome to Fozziwig and Mom's annual Christmas party.
Well, I got these collar buttons from his dresser.
Well, I suppose that on the blessed day of Christmas,
Well, I suppose that on the blessed day of Christmas,
Well, I'm glad you two finally met.
Well, not quite speechless.
Well, not quite speechless.
Well, now, we've had the plum pudding and sung the carols.
Well, now.
Well, now.
Wh... Ow!
Wh... Ow!
What a surprise it'll be. It's twice the size of Tiny Tim.
What a surprise it'll be. It's twice the size of Tiny Tim.
What a terrible pun. Where do you get those jokes?
What a terrible pun. Where do you get those jokes?
What about my nose?
What about my nose?
What an employer he was.
What an employer he was.
What business has brought you here?
What business has brought you here?
What have you got for me to remember him by?
What have you got for old Joe?
What have you got for old Joe?
What might I put you down for?
What might I put you down for?
What the... Hey!
What the... Hey!
What, me?
What, me?
What, what? Hey, what?
What, what? Hey, what?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What's that?
What's that?
What's today, my fine fellow?
What's today, my fine fellow?
Whatever.
Whatever.
Whee!
Whee!
When a cold wind blows, it chills you
When a cold wind blows, it chills you
When a stranger says hello
When he gets home, for anything in the world.
When he gets home, for anything in the world.
When people love and care
When people love and care
When the bell tolls one!
When the bell tolls one!
When you're right, you're right. You're on your own, folks.
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who cares about stupid old Christmas?
Who did not die...
Who did not die...
Who gather here
Who gather here
Who is this?
Who is this?
Who knows when it ends?
Who knows when it ends?
Who made lame beggars walk and blind men see.
Who was the wretched man
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whose death brought so much glee and happiness to others?
Whose death brought so much glee and happiness to others?
Why are you whispering?
Why are you whispering?
Why do you delight in torturing me?
Why ever did you get married?
Why ever did you get married?
Why have we come to this odd corner of the town?
Why have we come to this odd corner of the town?
Why is it so quiet, spirit?
Why should I believe you?
Why should I believe you?
Why these terrible chains?
Why these terrible chains?
Why would you show me this if I was past all hope?
Why would you show me this if I was past all hope?
Why? Because I fell in love.
Why? Because I fell in love.
Will be used now to sing your praise
Will be used now to sing your praise
Will bring love, hope, and peace to me
Will bring love, hope, and peace to me
Will you just get over here?
Will you just get over here?
Will you not speak to me?
Will you not speak to me?
Will you stop that?
Will you stop that?
With a burst of pleasure we feel it arrive, fa la la
With a burst of pleasure, we feel it arrive
With a burst of pleasure, we feel it arrive
With a glass raised to toast your health
With a glass raised to toast your health
With a glass raised to toast your health
With a growing family Every girl and boy
With a growing family Every girl and boy
With a loving guarantee
With a loving guarantee
With a shrewd moneylender named Ebenezer Scrooge.
With a shrewd moneylender named Ebenezer Scrooge.
With a thankful heart that is wide awake
With a thankful heart that is wide awake
With a thankful heart, with an endless joy
With a thankful heart, with an endless joy
With an open smile and with open doors
With an open smile and with open doors
With noisy games and joyful tears
With noisy games and joyful tears
With playful years
With playful years
With that, the Cratchits came to what was surely
With their employer gone at last,
With their little frostbitten teddy bears.
With their little frostbitten teddy bears.
With those in need we see around us everywhere
With those in need we see around us everywhere
Without these visits, you cannot hope to avoid the path we tread.
Without these visits, you cannot hope to avoid the path we tread.
Wonder what he died of. I thought he'd never go.
Wonder what he died of. I thought he'd never go.
Wonderful.
Wonderful.
Work hard, lad. And one day,
Work hard, lad. And one day,
Would be cooked with his own turkey
Would be cooked with his own turkey
Would put us both in shack les
Would put us both in shack les
Wouldn't we all?
Wouldn't we all?
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Yeah, safe at last.
Yeah, we must have a game at Christmas.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes, and every night will end
Yes, and every night will end
Yes, and if you need to know
Yes, and if you need to know
Yes, Bob.
Yes, Bob.
Yes, faith is in our hearts today
Yes, faith is in our hearts today
Yes, headmaster.
Yes, headmaster.
Yes, headmaster.
Yes, headmaster.
Yes, let Fred be it. He always thinks of good things.
Yes, let Fred be it. He always thinks of good things.
Yes, Mr. Scrooge?
Yes, the bedposts were his own.
Yes, the bedposts were his own.
Yes, there's more of gravy than of grave about you.
Yes, there's more of gravy than of grave about you.
Yes, what should we do now?
Yes, what should we do now?
Yes, when you do your best for love
Yes, when you do your best for love
Yes, when you do your best for love
Yes, when you do your best for love
Yes, work hard, work long, and be constructive.
Yes, work hard, work long, and be constructive.
Yes, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yet now, as the clock finished striking...
You always criticized me.
You always criticized me.
You are such an idiot.
You are such an idiot.
You are too kind.
You are too kind.
You asked me for yesterday?
You asked me for yesterday?
You can fit through those bars?
You can fit through those bars?
You can see the ducks on the river.
You can see the ducks on the river.
You can yell and scream, and you're right,
You can yell and scream, and you're right,
You changed.
You dancing fool!
You did good, boss.
You did good, boss.
You did, once.
You did, once.
You go sit in your chair a moment. Rest a moment.
You go sit in your chair a moment. Rest a moment.
You have all the fun.
You have meant so much to me. You have changed me.
You have meant so much to me. You have changed me.
You have meant so much to me. You have changed me.
You just told me.
You just told me.
You keep Christmas in your own way, and let me keep it in mine.
You keep Christmas in your own way, and let me keep it in mine.
You know, a guy could break his tail falling out of this tree.
You know, a guy could break his tail falling out of this tree.
You may be a bit of undigested beef. A blob of mustard.
You may be a bit of undigested beef. A blob of mustard.
You must keep your nose to the grindstone.
You must keep your nose to the grindstone.
You okay?
You okay?
You said we couldn't eat the chestnuts until Father and Tiny Tim get home.
You said we couldn't eat the chestnuts until Father and Tiny Tim get home.
You should. It's the only warmth he ever had.
You should. It's the only warmth he ever had.
You simply count his friends
You simply count his friends
You there, boy.
You there, boy.
You there, boy.
You wanted to know what was happening.
You wear such a chain yourself.
You wear such a chain yourself.
You were never a lonely child?
You were never a lonely child?
You will be haunted by three spirits.
You will be haunted by three spirits.
You will meet him as he comes around that corner.
You will meet him as he comes around that corner.
You, sir, were not at work this morning as we had discussed.
You're a little absent minded, spirit.
You're a partner in your own firm now.
You're poor enough.
You're poor enough.
You're very good at that, Mr. Dickens.
You're very good at that, Mr. Dickens.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Young man, you have been apprenticed to a fine company in London.
Your chains are forged by what you say and do
Your chains are forged by what you say and do
Your future is a horror story Written by your crime
Your future is a horror story Written by your crime
Your life will be as solid as this very building.
Your life will be as solid as this very building.
Your salvation, then.
1,800? Lmagine the grocery bills.
1,800? Lmagine the grocery bills.
8:30, then.
8:30, then.
17... 24...
17... 24...
17... 24... 58.
17... 24... 58.
50 times! And a Merry Christmas. Here's your turkey, Mr. Scrooge.
A cat? A cat?
A cat? A cat?
A leech? It's too wonderful.
A leech? It's too wonderful.
All right. Sheesh.
and decaying in their graves. Yeuch!
Boss, ask him. Tell him.
Boss, ask him. Tell him.
But I don't believe it. Why do you doubt your senses?
But I don't believe it. Why do you doubt your senses?
Choke! My dear, the children.
Choke! My dear, the children.
Christmas apples. Red Delicious.
Christmas apples. Red Delicious.
Come on. Come on. Do it now. Do it.
Come on. Come on. Do it now. Do it.
Did I already say that? You did.
Did I already say that? You did.
Do people play games at Christmas? I love games.
Do people play games at Christmas? I love games.
Go ahead. Wait for me.
Go ahead. Wait for me.
Go and buy it. Be serious.
God bless us. God bless us.
God bless us. God bless us.
Have some bread? Not while I'm working.
Hear, hear. Let me see.
Hear, hear. Let me see.
Here you go. Look out on that end...
Here you go. Look out on that end...
Hmm? Nothing.
Hmm? Nothing.
Hmm. Ah. Look at that!
How was he at church? As good as gold and better.
How was he at church? As good as gold and better.
I said it first. No.
I said it first. No.
I wouldn't mind going. Eh?
I wouldn't mind going. Eh?
I'm Belinda. I'm Betina.
I'm Belinda. I'm Betina.
In the city? Usually.
Is it found on a farm? Never.
Is it found on a farm? Never.
Is it too early for breakfast? Yes.
Is it too early for breakfast? Yes.
Is it too early for breakfast? Yes.
It smells so good, Mother. It does, doesn't it?
It smells so good, Mother. It does, doesn't it?
It's for dramatic emphasis. Oh.
It's for dramatic emphasis. Oh.
Jacob... And Robert Marley.
Jacob... And Robert Marley.
Let's have lunch. Oh, good idea.
Let's have lunch. Oh, good idea.
Let's play Yes and No. Oh, wonderful game.
Let's play Yes and No. Oh, wonderful game.
Look, Rizzo. I don't want to look.
Master Scrooge. Excuse me.
Master Scrooge. Excuse me.
Merry Christmas, Emily. Merry Christmas...
Merry Christmas, Emily. Merry Christmas...
Merry Christmas, Fred. Merry Christmas, Bob.
Merry Christmas, Peter. Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, Peter. Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
Mr. Scrooge. Bob.
My apologies. What are you doing?
Nah. Uh uh.
Nephew Fred? I don't see him. Trust me.
Nephew Fred? I don't see him. Trust me.
No way. Come on, Rizzo.
No way. Come on, Rizzo.
No. A rat?
No. A rat?
No. Animal, then?
No. Animal, then?
No. Hardly customary.
No. Hardly customary.
No. Mineral?
No. That's the frog's idea.
No. That's the frog's idea.
Of course they can. Of course they can.
Of course they can. Of course they can.
Often. A mouse?
Often. A mouse?
Oh, yeah. Yes.
Oh. Oh, what was that? Two o'clock.
Oh. Oh, what was that? Two o'clock.
Okay, that does it. Pardon?
Okay, that does it. Pardon?
Okay. You bet. First thing.
Pardon? Pardon?
Pardon? Pardon?
Prove it. All right.
Rizzo! What?
Speaking of lunch... Oh, yes.
Such a meager feast. But very much appreciated.
Such a meager feast. But very much appreciated.
Thank you, Rizzo. You're welcome, Mr. Dickens.
Thank you, Rizzo. You're welcome, Mr. Dickens.
That was the speech? That was dumb.
The homeless must go there. But some would rather die.
The homeless must go there. But some would rather die.
This is Bob Cratchit's house? How do you know that?
This is Bob Cratchit's house? How do you know that?
Uh... Whoa!
Uh... Whoa!
Uncle... Nephew.
Uncle... Nephew.
Unkind as any And the wrath of many
Unkind as any And the wrath of many
Watch out, Rizzo. What? Oh!
Watch out, Rizzo. What? Oh!
Way to go, Ma! Hit it, boys!
Way to go, Ma! Hit it, boys!
We can't do the bookkeeping. Our pens are like ink cicles.
We can't do the bookkeeping. Our pens are like ink cicles.
We'll meet you at the finale. Yeah.
Well, it was a fine meal. Yes, it was, wasn't it?
Well, it was a fine meal. Yes, it was, wasn't it?
What are we doing? Nothing.
What are we doing? Nothing.
What do you want? Uh... Penny for the song, guvnor?
What do you want? Uh... Penny for the song, guvnor?
What else? What else, indeed.
What else? What else, indeed.
What now, my lovelies? A game, Fred.
What? It's Ebenezer Scrooge.
What? It's Ebenezer Scrooge.
What? Just hold on.
What? Just hold on.
What's today? Pardon?
When? Last night, I believe.
When? Last night, I believe.
When? Now.
When? Now.
Where? There.
Who's that? Mrs. Cratchit, of course.
Would I do a thing like that? No.
Would I do a thing like that? No.
Yeah, that's right. The whole day.
Yeah, that's right. The whole day.
Yes, sir, I do. An intelligent lad.
Yes. There's Scrooge's window.
Yes. There's Scrooge's window.
You called? A cockroach.
You did. Come in, know me better, man.
You did. Come in, know me better, man.
You mean, the future? Mm.
You mean, the future? Mm.
You said the partnership was the goal. This is for you.
You said the partnership was the goal. This is for you.
You wish to remain anonymous? I wish to be left alone.
You wish to remain anonymous? I wish to be left alone.
Your welfare. Huh.
Your welfare. Huh.
...take the day off.
...take the day off.
'Cause he thinks it gives him power
'Cause he thinks it gives him power
'Cause Scrooge is getting worse
'Cause Scrooge is getting worse
'Tis the season to be jolly and joyous
'Tis the season to be jolly and joyous
'Tis the season to be jolly and joyous, fa la la
'Tis the season to be jolly and joyous, fa la la
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