Sam the Eagle (Frank Oz) Edit

Besides being tremendous singers, they're church people. (The Muppet Show #103)

Gribbaziggy? What kind of word is gribbaziggy? (''Sex & Violence'')

I am not a cat, I am a bird. (''Sex & Violence'')

I feel my job is to make sure this program is morally upright and cultural and wholesome. (The Muppet Show #202)

I mean, Nigel, do we really wanna get into a deadly SIN situation, hm? (''Sex & Violence'')

I think you know why I am here? (The Muppet Show #202)

I want to know... who is going to be on tonight's show. (The Muppet Show #202)

Is nothing sacred?! (''A Muppet Family Christmas'')

Now THAT was unwholesome. THAT was not cultural! (The Muppet Show #202)

Oh Nigel, yes. I'd like to talk to you about the Seven Deadly Sins contest. (''Sex & Violence'')

Oh well, thank you Floyd, I appreciate that. I've always believe we need a lot more of that kind of thing! (''Sex & Violence'')

Oh you know, the Golden Eagle, the good old values, the wisdom of the founding fathers. (''Sex & Violence'')

Roll call!! (''Muppet Treasure Island'')

To ensure that the quality content and moral content of this show is above reproach.... (The Muppet Show #103)

Uh excuse me, Kermit, may I speak with you? (The Muppet Show #202)

Well I hope so. As an eagle, I have responsibilities. (''Sex & Violence'')

Why am I here? (''A Muppet Family Christmas'')

You are all weirdos! (''The Great Muppet Caper'')