Adventure Time - Season 3 Edit

A magic dog?

A tiny cat.

Aha!

All right.

And I thought I tasted your juice.

And I thought I tasted your juice. Then we slipped on the meat!

And thank you for answering my urgent summons.

And you'll be dead in 30 minutes,

And... it will be...good.

And...that!

Are you naked?

Are you naked? Nice defense mechanism, Wild B!

Are you trying to freak her out?

Are you trying to freak me out?

Aw, I'm sorry, Wildberry Prin...cess.

Aw, I'm sorry, Wildberry Prin...cess. Are you trying to freak me out?

BOTH: Wait! Oh, yeah!

But once I take out a Princess...

Do it, Jake.

Do it!

Do not make me give you the rest!

Do you want the antidote or not?

Dog liver times 51!

Dog liver times 51! [ breathes deeply]

Dude, I'm not gonna sing mom's lullaby in front of other people!

Dude, stop playing games!

Dude!

Everything's cool.

Everything's cool. Hey, everybody.

Everything's not cool!

Finish your pie.

Finn, stand here with your back to the cliff.

Finn, there's an assassin in my nose and she poisoned me and is making me kill Wildberry Princess!

Finn! Help me!

Finn! Sing mom's lullaby!

Follow me!

Forget it, kid.

Give it up, Me mow!

Give me the antidote!

Give me the antidote!

Gonna double cross Jake...

Good.

Ha!

Here, nobody can take us by surprise.

Hey, everybody.

Hey, yeah.

Hmm.

How can we aid thee?

How can we aid thee? Hey, yeah.

How you feeling, dude?

Huh?

Hyaaaah!

Hyah!

I "gadruate" to full membership!

I can't look at his mouth when he gets like this.

I did it.

I don't know.

I don't know. Are you trying to freak her out?

I found this note stabbed to my door...man.

I gave jake enough poison to kill a dog 50 times his size.

I guess I'll be on my way.

I have to wait a whole year to retake the assassin's test!

I know where to stash you, Princess.

I know you carry mom's music box around in your backpack!

I need a hospital.

I probably shouldn't!

I suspect that I've been targeted by

I will assassinate Wildberry Princess!

I'd rather be injected with poison!

I'll stay with W.B.!

I'm coming.

I'm gonna pick you up now and carry you...

I'm just thinking out loud here.

I'm listening, but I'm gonna keep eating.

I'm so tired, Finn from the meat.

I'm...full of...poison.

I've injected you with half the poison,

If I can just grab that antidote...

If you let Jake die, so help me, I will kill you, too!

If you say anything, I'll stab you in the brain!

It is a big deal, and I demand deets.

It's no big deal.

It's over!

Jake, come lick this tree bark!

Jake, what are you...?

Jake, what are you...? to the window!

Jake!

Jake?

Lives in my stomach, and that's why I'm hungry all the time.

Lives in my stomach, and that's why I'm hungry all the time. [slobbering, munching ]

Look at how close to the edge I am.

Me mow assassin, second class.

Me mow, still asleep?

Mmm!

Nice defense mechanism, Wild B!

No!

No! Stop! Please!

No! Stop! Please! Jake, what are you...?

Nooooooo!

Oh, and if you try to trick me, I'll poison you.

Oh, cats go meow!

Oh, dear.

Oh, it's nothing, really.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, you're welcome, Finn,

Oh!

Oh! Uh, yeah!

Oh. Uh...

Okay, Jake.

Okay.

Okay.

Ooh, how do you like this, Princess?

Ooh, how do you like this, Princess?

Ooh!

Ooh! Ooh, how do you like this, Princess?

Ooh.

Pbbbbbbht!

Phew!

Please?

Please? Ple e e ase?

Princess, want me to finish off your pie?

Princess, we vow to protect your juice.

Princess! Oh, princess!

Puppy...hoodies...

Quiet, or you die!

Real quick, while the Princess is distracted.

Right, Jake?

Right. Right.

Shh!

Shh! [loudly meowing ]

Shh.

So, maybe it wouldn't be so bad to be...killed.

So, um, Wildberry Princess

Someone's trying to kill me.

Sorry.

Still tastes good.

Take...this!

Thanks for cook a looking for us.

The assassin!

The guild of assassins.

The guild of assassins. I suspect that I've been targeted by

The name's Me mow.

Then do what must be done.

Then we slipped on the meat!

This is a medical condition.

This is a medical condition. Oh, no.

This is serious!

This is serious! Dude, stop playing games!

Time's running out, Jake.

To the window!

Treachery!

Try it, oaf!

Ugh!

Uh, that's...very...good?

Uh, you should... let me...do something.

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...princess, let's continue this briefing outside.

Um...I mean...

Unless you kill the Princess,

W w why would you say that?

We all need a hospital.

We saw your crown next to a pile of dirty meat.

We'll see who's laughing...

We're so glad it wasn't actually you!

Well, I'm no Princess, sister!

Well, we should take her somewhere safer.

What is wrong with you?

What the flop, Jake?!

What, this antidote?

What?!

What's going on out there?

What's wrong?

When you're blind!

Which is when I'll give you the antidote.

Whoa! How do you know?

Why don't I make you my royal pet?

Wildberry Princess is dead!

Wildberry Princess is still in danger!

WILDBERRY PRINCESS: Oh, my!

Yeah, you know.

Yes, I know, but since you've blown my cover,

You did it! Well done!

You got a lot of meat, Wildberry Princess.

You have to lull me to sleep.

You liar!

You think you're hurting me with that tiny dagger?

You will slay Wildberry Princess!

You...milk lapper!

You...you done in there, Jake?

You're alive!

You're at my mercy!

You're only making my face look cooler!

You're the assassin!

You've ruined me!

...and leave him to die.

"Cat...noise"?

[ belches]

[ bell tolls]

[ bird chirping ]

[ bird chirps]

[ breathes deeply]

[ chomp]

[ chuckles]

[ chuckling ]

[ clicks tongue]

[ clunk! ]

[ coughs, gags]

[ footsteps approach ]

[ humming resumes]

[ inhales deeply]

[ muffled ] Jake! Jake! What are you doing?!

[ muffled ] Sometimes I think there's a monster who

[ muffled meowing ]

[ munches]

[ munching ]

[ munching ]

[ music box chimes] [soft music plays]

[ normal voice] Hmm?

[ pop! ]

[ rapidly meowing ]

[as Princess Wildberry] Yes, Jake all my pies.

[dramatic music plays]

[echoing ] Wow, it's like warm garbage up in here!

[exhales sharply]

[exhales sharply] [ inhales deeply]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[giggles]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans] Right. Right.

[grunting ]

[grunts]

[jingling ]

[laughter]

[loudly meowing ]

[sc****s]

[scraping ]

[screeches] Whoa!

[shing! ]

[shing! ]

[shing! ]

[shing! ] [groans]

[slobbering, munching ]

[slobbering, munching ]

[slobbering, munching ] [ muffled ] Sometimes I think there's a monster who

[smack! ]

[snarls]

[sniffles]

[snores]

[snores]

[snores]

[snores] Gonna double cross Jake...

[sobbing ] But it was just blood from the meat!

[soft music plays]

[soft music plays]

[soft music plays] Real quick, while the Princess is distracted.

[splat ]

[splat! ]

[splat! ]

[squish ]

[squish ] You liar!

[squish, squish! plink! ]

[squish, squish! plink! ] If I can just grab that antidote...

[squishing ]

[stuffily] My nose!

[thud! ]

[thunk]

[ting! ]

[whimpers]

[whimpers] [sniffles]

[whistle! ]

[whistle! ]

[whoosh! ] [shing! ]

[zoom! thump! ]

♪ All the drawstrings you can chew ♪

♪ Baby pink or baby blu u u u u e ♪

♪ Big liver, yeah! ♪

♪ Big liver! ♪

♪ Don't be weepy, sleepy puppies ♪

♪ Heather gray and feather soft ♪

♪ In the morning, you'll get goodies ♪

♪ No stripes or polka dots ♪

♪ Puppy hats and puppy hoodies ♪

♪ Slip your slippers on your footies ♪