💬 The Wrong Guy

A desperate man fitting the killer's description

A guy covered in blood showed up at La Trattoria. You think it's a lead?

A guy that just risked the life

A killer? No.

A list of Cuban assassins?

A list?

A man matching the description

A Mexican standoff is where no one has an advantage.

A single room, please.

A whole shipment of tainted ham.

Aaaaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaah!

Aaah!

Aaahhhhhhh!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

Aah!! Aah!

About those gunshots.

Absolutely. Absolutely.

Adios, comrade!

Agreed?

Ah, but if I hadn't brought it up,

Ah, Nelson...

Ah.

Ahh.

Ahhh!

Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!

Ahhhhhh!

Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!

All right, fine, if that's the way you want to play it.

All right, here's my idea

All right, hop in.

All right, I'll stay, but just for a little while.

All right! But if one more cop shoots me,

All right! I may not have any supercops,

All right.

All right. Let's roll.

All set for the big day?

Also, have him throw a couple of those chops on the grill.

Although authorities have not publicly stated that they have a suspect,

An advanced scout for an alien invasion force,

An epiphany.

And all those damn wealthy farmers

And anyway, this is your stop, so...get out.

And call one of those escort places.

And don't make me switch to Plan "C."

And escaping through this hatch,

And he knew he was being recorded?

And he should ask me about a list?

And I bought more condoms.

And I think you're telling the truth.

And I was wondering if you could suggest a show.

And I was wondering what all the commotion was.

And I'd bring you some lunch.

And I'll need double the money.

And I'm really happy that you're staying.

And I've never seen you before.

And if you do have a favorite,

And leaving me forever.

And my prints were all over the murder weapon,

And now everybody thinks I did it.

And plant me a fresh crop of corn.

And put him in a responsible position at the bank,

And ruining your father's business.

And see what the trouble was, you know?

And that fence might stay up if it doesn't rain.

And the FBl will give you all the backup and resources

And the federal controls

And there is nothing you can do about it.

And there was something about you

And we have to eat canned food

And we'll cancel the helicopter.

And whatever happens to me from here on in,

And you don't kill me?

And you said a manicurist had no useful role

And your investors will get some of their money back.

And, well, I can't betray my daughter.

And, well, lately it's been impossible to make ends meet

And...

Announcement's at 10:00.

Anyways, uh, going on to the next order of business.

Are you okay?

Are you saying you have a third hostage we cannot see?

Are you sure it was him?

Are you sure you want to do that?

Are you sure?

Arlen on megaphone: We know you're in there. We've got you surrounded.

Arlen, we got a lead.

As much as I'd like to stay here

As soon as I kill him, I'm gonna kill you, too.

At the time of the murder?

Aw, damn!

Aw.

Because we can't afford to fix it.

Been in your family for generations.

Before we begin,

Before...police...

Big day, though. Gotta go.

Big promotion's being announced today, and I think I know who's going to get it.

Boy, you know what I'd do with that million dollars?

But congratulations, Nelson.

But don't get me wrong. If I have to, I'll shoot you.

But good.

But I will leave here of my own free will!

But I would never marry just to further my career.

But I'm a very intuitive person, see,

But I'm gonna have to let you go.

But it turned out he just wanted to get in my pants.

But it was near Harvard.

But it'd be a shame if people around here

But it's very friendly of you to be concerned.

But keep their distance.

But out there in Metcalf with you and your father

But that's just 'cause I pulled it out of his skull.

But then The Depression came along,

But these two human lives are valuable, right?!

But this is great. You've been a great help to me.

But this is where they excel in defense.

But those of us that chose to wear seat belts are fine.

But time marches on.

But trust me, you're making a big mistake, all right?

But until that time, I am a fugitive from the law.

But we get married, right?

But you probably shouldn't be picking strangers up off the highway.

But you're a very beautiful woman.

But you're gonna feel pretty stupid when you find out who I really am.

But, sir, the killer

But, well, it wasn't a good idea, was it?

But, you know, since I'm still on the run and all...

But...well, damn it,

By an astonishing 30% in just the last week.

By sophisticated hidden surveillance cameras.

Cal...

Cali

Calicranstonsonhil

Can be used as deadly weapons, friend.

Can I come in?

Can't say.

Cancel it!

Captain Hughes, I want to know one thing.

Clear!

Cleveland sounds good to me.

Constance, I have something important to tell you.

Constance: You have reached Constance. Please leave a message.

Contained within the tragic murder tape

Crystal? Miss Crystal Ball?

Daddy...

Damn him!

Damn, damn, damn,

Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn!

Damn, damn, damn!

Damn!

Dark hair, right handed.

Detective Arlen,

Detective Arlen, Cleveland P.D.

Detective Arlen, they've been spotted!

Detective Arlen, we really should do something

Did I have one of my spells again?

Did you bring the money?

Do the police suspect you?

Do you know this man?

Do you understand?

Don't be silly. You don't know the way.

Don't feel so bad, doc. You did all you could.

Don't let him get away!

Don't pull 'em over yet.

Dr. Helen Harris.

Edgar, your father got the money

Enema Bag Jones.

Evening.

Every time!

Everybody just settle down!

Everybody, look, the money from this bank is in that town.

Everybody's in such a rush.

Everything is falling apart.

Everything's so wonderful.

Except for that one guy who said he was

Excuse me. I I've read all of these. Do you have anything else?

Filthy towels.

Find an old cardboard box to sleep in.

Find me.

Fine, fine.

Fine, l I understand.

Fine.

First, we better disinfect it.

Follow me.

For room and board.

For that house you're living in from this bank.

For your your graciousness,

Fred?

Freeze!

From the front page of this newspaper.

Gavin: Mornin'.

Gee.

Gee. It sure sounds like

Get in. Come on.

Get rid of her or I'll kill her.

Get us some dates.

Get us two tickets to that "Moby Dick" musical...

Get your own rat, you son of a bitch.

Give me give give

Give me that.

Give them the respect they deserve.

Give yourself up?

Go sit on that bench over there.

Go to hell, you bastard!

Go to hell.

Go.

Good for you.

Good morning, Cindy.

Good morning, Denise.

Good morning, Mister...

Good morning, Mr. Hibbert.

Good morning.

Good morning. Big day, huh?

Good night, Lynn.

Good night, Nelson.

Good work, Arlen.

Great, get one.

Great.

Great. Then everything's okay.

Ha!

Ha! Ha!

Handyman kind of stuff.

Has finally met his match.

Hasn't been to this French restaurant either.

Have a gin and tonic waiting for me.

Have the chef make whatever the suspect ate. I want to get into this cat's head.

He did this somersault thing onto a squad car while shooting.

He might kill the hostages.

He must've been working out for months.

He wanted us to watch.

He was here a while ago.

He was with a woman and a man

He's about 5'9", brown hair.

He's alone.

He's anywhere in New York.

He's been trailing me since Cleveland.

He's been trying to shut us down for years.

He's everywhere I go, and he brings the cops with him.

He's gonna be tough to catch.

He's gonna find a way to capture the killer and get us to safety.

He's ready.

He's taking it really hard.

He's trying to tell you

Hello?

Hello.

Here, here.

Here's Cathy La Conole.

Here's your change.

Hey, fellas, how 'bout that game last night, huh?

Hey, fellas, today's the big day, huh?

Hey, how's it going?

Hey, Ken... thanks for saving my life.

Hey, listen, I don't know

Hey, thanks for the condoms. See ya.

Hey, that's Ken Daly. I work with him.

Hey, there. Morning to you.

Hey, you don't know what it's like out there.

Hey! Maybe I could be more use to you down at the bank.

Hey.

Hi.

Hi. How far will...$36 get me?

Hi. Is there somewhere I can clean up?

Hi. Today's the day.

Hibbert, listen Ken Daly is the new president!

Hibbert, you're making an ass of yourself.

Hibbert?

Hibbert.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmph. You're there.

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Hogtie you, and shoot you in the back of the head.

Hold it.

Hold on!

Hold on! Wait a minute!

Hop in.

How how how how how

How can you tell?

How could you let this happen?

How dare you how dare...

How do you feel now?

How do you feel?

How does that help me?

How far will this get me?

How is this possible?

How like that mangy Tom am l, forever search

How?

Huh?

I am a complete idiot.

I am a wanted man.

I am an idiot.

I am starving.

I am the owner of Fred Holden Savings & Loan,

I asked for a Swiss passport.

I better get to bed.

I brought the money.

I call it the "no bullet" theory.

I can hear you!

I can tell you this.

I can't do any heavy lifting.

I can't get used to this chair.

I can't tell you.

I can't.

I could kill you right now

I did not kill your father.

I do, however, have a few questions.

I don't care if that shopping mall's

I don't care what direction. I just need to get to Mexico.

I don't follow.

I don't know how to say it any more clearly.

I don't know what you are,

I don't know, down the road.

I don't know.

I don't know. About half an hour.

I don't see the album cover here.

I don't think I could eat another bite.

I don't want a helicopter!

I fell on my keys.

I felt, for the first time, that I belonged somewhere.

I give up.

I got a sister in Cincinnati

I had, um, I had a, uh...

I hate Metcalf.

I have to glue this fence back up.

I haven't been miniature golfing since I was a kid.

I haven't seen him before or since.

I haven't seen in 8 months. Let's go!

I I do have an MBA from an lvy League college.

I I don't know what you've done to get the bugs out,

I I heard. I heard.

I I hope you don't mind me saying this,

I I just need to make a phone call.

I just did what any good citizen would do.

I just don't think you're the kind of person

I just thought it would be up to me

I just want to thank you, though,

I just want you to admit that it's not Hibbert.

I just wanted to let you know that despite what the police may believe,

I just wanted to say, "good luck tomorrow"

I just was at a meeting with Hibbert.

I know that.

I know you didn't make it through life as a handyman,

I know you've been trailing me ever since Cleveland.

I know.

I left my home for you.

I lied.

I like that.

I may be a coldblooded killer,

I mean he.

I mean, I have done everything in my power

I mean, if you knew how funny it is

I mean, it's not strictly Ivy League, I mean,

I mean, we don't have the first clue as to who this guy is.

I mended a fence for no good reason.

I must live in hiding,

I never would've thought of that.

I quit my job. I I abandoned my life.

I really don't think that's necessary.

I said, "It's like

I see you've finally got a replacement for Miss Evans.

I suppose.

I swear I will kill you.

I think Daly was in on this thing right from the start.

I think he hired you to kill Nagel.

I think he, uh, I think he went to the washroom.

I think his head is probably wedged between the ladder rungs.

I think I'll take a walk.

I think it's a man.

I think more than anything,

I think you're really helping out father at the bank.

I thought I'd stop by,

I thought it was a good way to throw suspicion off me.

I tried to tell you.

I understand.

I want my money back!

I want to close my account!

I want to see Nagel now.

I want you to know that

I was just taking a shower when I heard all the sirens,

I will leave here now...

I will never forget these past four hours.

I will...

I wish I could have been there for you.

I'd buy me a new gas station with solid gold pumps.

I'd just like to make a special acknowledgement

I'd like to go back there and save your father's bank,

I'll bring you nothing but heartache.

I'll check back on you in 15 minutes.

I'll go browse the convenience store.

I'll have to spend the next couple of years

I'll meet you at the bar.

I'll never catch you.

I'm I'm a nobody, all right?

I'm afraid you're mistaken.

I'm already hurt!

I'm an alleged killer.

I'm commandeering this vehicle. Official police business.

I'm going to give Nagel a piece of my mind.

I'm gonna kill at least one of my hostages!

I'm gonna ransom you for a fortune.

I'm gonna try to make my way to Mexico,

I'm guessing you did.

I'm just an ordinary guy

I'm just begging you not to kill me.

I'm just trying to tell you that love is dangerous.

I'm Lynn.

I'm not a supercop.

I'm not gonna save your life.

I'm not surprised they'd print your lies.

I'm not surprised. It was just a hunch.

I'm not usually the DJ, but I'm trying my best.

I'm positive.

I'm slightly narcoleptic.

I'm so happy you're staying.

I'm sorry about getting you involved in all of this.

I'm sorry. It just happened.

I'm sorry. You'll have to wait.

I'm starting to have some very strong feelings for you.

I'm sure nobody even knows about the offer.

I've been driving this route for years.

I've got something I want to get off my chest.

I've lived here all my life,

I've met someone, and I think I'm falling in love.

I've never trusted you.

Iet me remind you if I go down, you go down.

If certain facts became public.

If either of you speak, I'll kill you.

If I even hear a chopper, I'll kill someone!

If I really believed that, I'd have to pull over,

If something goes terribly wrong.

If we see some of the girls dance.

If you can't get inside information?

If you try to run, I'll kill you.

Iife was real.

In a crime that I did not commit.

In a police investigation.

In fact, you used the words, "Between you and me, Nelson,

In this case, I could use this guy as a shield,

Including man made viruses.

Innocuous, feeble, weak.

Iraq?

Is big surprise

Is Is there any way he can defend himself?

Is 6 feet tall, 180 pounds.

Is a Cuban assassin.

Is believed to have stolen a black Jeep Laredo

Is everything all right, sir?

Is everything all right?

Is Harris...

Is still my daughter.

Is that that nice place with the really thick veal chops?

Is that what you're trying to tell me?

Is that you are engaged to my daughter Constance,

Is this often requested bit of comedy relief.

Is, um, that your car?

It made me realize how shallow my life has been.

It was empty and it was ugly.

It was more like a realization, but on a grand scale.

It was so convoluted.

It would have gone under anyway.

It...wouldn't be... proper.

It's a...allergy. [ Clears throat ]

It's all right.

It's an emergency.

It's just hard to meet people.

It's just, our refrigerator is broken,

It's like a gun pointed at your head.

It's Lynn. I was just joking.

It's me Nelson. Nelson, your fiancé.

It's me.

It's not how it looks.

It's not?

It's on its way.

It's simply a matter of killing both of you,

It's the most powerful of all emotions.

It's these damn eyes.

It's very nice.

It's, you know, only natural that I should be curious.

Iying on the floor unconscious,

Jacob, do you remember when you needed money

Jazz some sort of jazz ensemble.

Jimmy, call Ticketmaster,

Jimmy, how long would it take

Jimmy, you can tell me at intermission.

Jimmy: Detective Arlen.

John...

Jones.

Just as soon as you open the hatch.

Just be at Mr. Tiny's on Wednesday.

Just doing my job.

Just need your name for our records.

Just on the basis of one stupid rumor!

Just stole a catering truck outside Oklahoma City.

Keep this up, I'll retire.

Ken Daly.

Ken is the new president.

Ken: What happened?

Kennedy's head just did that.

Kill you, and then kill him anyway.

Kind of an idiot?

La Trattoria...

Let go of one of your hostages,

Let's face it. I think there's some pretty strong feelings going on here.

Let's focus all our energies on catching this killer.

Let's follow this up.

Let's get him!

Let's go!

Let's move out.

Like what?

Listen, Nagel.

Listen!

Look at him pull himself into an air duct.

Look behind you!

Look, Daly, if you sent this guy after me to set me up,

Look, do you have have, by any chance,

Look, I am telling you. I am a terrible hostage.

Look, I don't mean to hurt you

Look, I just need a ride, okay?

Look, just calm down. No one's gonna find you.

Look, l I'm trouble.

Look, my partner's having a heart attack, and you're gonna save him.

Look, you and I both know I killed Nagel.

Look, you don't want me around here, all right?

Look!

Lynn hired me to be the new handyman.

Lynn, are you all right?

Lynn, I think we need to talk!

Lynn, who fixed the fence?!

Lynn: Canned ham?

Lynn: Did I have one of my spells again?

Lynn?

Man #2: We interrupt this game for a live UNB update on the murder of Randall G. Nagel.

Man on radio: Uh, that was...

Man on TV:...In this grisly work that we do.

Man on TV:...Johnson's patented inside move,

Man: You.

Man.

Many common household items

Marry you, and settle down.

Mayb this was a bad idea.

Maybe I should drive.

Maybe I'll scrounge a meal from a dumpster...

Maybe just some ice for the swelling. That would be great.

Maybe so.

Maybe we should let the Feds handle it.

Me too.

Meet me on the 23rd, 12:00 noon, Mr. Tiny's.

Men in this town just don't wear jewelry.

Mexico I mean, nowhere in particular.

Miss, this is your stop.

Mm hmm.

Mmm.

Money back!

Morning, folks.

Morning!

Morning.

Morning. Big day today.

Most definitely.

Most likely a genius.

Move it!

Mr. Nagel's life was recorded 24 hours a day

Mr....

Must...escape...

My daughter loves him,

My God, man, I am engaged to your daughter!

My instincts tell me, uh, we might get a lead

My mistake.

My name is...

My name?

My name.

My name...

My real name...

My siren's stuck again.

Nelson my name is Nelson.

Nelson, I know that Lynn told you

Nelson, I think I'm falling in love with you.

Nelson, maybe you could help.

Nelson, Nelson, Nelson, it's me.

Nelson, Nelson. It's nice to meet you, Nelson.

Nelson, you solved the mystery.

Nelson!

Nelson?

Never able to rest, never a moment's peace,

Nice to meet you, Lynn.

No longer my problem. Let's go, Jimmy.

No reason.

No, Billy is not gay. [ Laughs ]

No, he's not.

No, he's smart, supersmart,

No, I didn't.

No, I'm I'm I'm No, I'm sorry, Lynn.

No, it was not clear.

No, it was pretty clear.

No, l It's me Lynn.

No, no, he's a Marine. [ Laughs ]

No, no, it doesn't.

No, no, it had, like, religious proportions to it.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, of course not.

No, sir. That's a man.

No, that's all right. I understand.

No, that's my name.

No, that's not it.

No, that's, uh, that's impossible.

No, then it's not the same guy.

No, they think I killed Randall Nagel.

No, you put down yours

No, you're gonna save me.

No, you're not.

No, you're wrong. You've got this thing wrong.

No.

No. Don't move. Stay where you are.

No. I have no idea who that is.

No. No, they don't.

No. Our guy's too smart. Pulled himself into an air duct, didn't he?

No. We've got this tape and this printout.

Nobody thinks that I did it? Nobody is after me?

Nobody told me they had security cameras.

Nope.

Nosebleed really bad nosebleed.

Not just yet, Jimmy.

Not morally, but physically.

Not really.

Not that anybody who went to Harvard ever took the bus.

Now we'll have to switch to Plan "B."

Now, if you could just pivot a little clockwise.

Now, moving on

Now, Nelson, set these people straight.

Now, that is quite enough, Hibbert.

Now, uh, can we move on?

Now, you're not gonna risk it all

O Okay.

Of course he did.

Of course I will.

Of course it's my car.

Of international supercops.

Of that elite thing you were talking about

Of the most wonderful woman in the world.

Of the murderer of Randall G. Nagel

Off of a westbound train from lndiana,

Oh, and a mai tai for the lady.

Oh, and, Jimmy...

Oh, and, uh, here's your passport.

Oh, Crow's Nest isn't a town. It's a proposed town.

Oh, don't worry. I have condoms.

Oh, G oh!

Oh, Gav, this is Nelson. He's, uh, replacing Mrs. Evans.

Oh, God! Aah! Aah!

Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Please. Please don't kill me.

Oh, good.

Oh, great, great, 'cause, you know...

Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.

Oh, ho! Bad idea, Lurch.

Oh, honey, just having you here,

Oh, I'm Nelson.

Oh, isn't that a coincidence...

Oh, it's Crow's Nest, all right.

Oh, just another meaningless stranger, just like you.

Oh, like I really feel open

Oh, my God, you're hurt.

Oh, Nelson.

Oh, no.

Oh, okay.

Oh, sorry. I'm just making things worse, aren't l?

Oh, that doesn't matter.

Oh, that looks pretty bad.

Oh, that. That's no big deal.

Oh, that's great.

Oh, the bank, wow.

Oh, then, no, I'm not from around here.

Oh, there's there's no need to thank me.

Oh, they they didn't have any.

Oh, uh, Cali uh...

Oh, uh, my name's...

Oh, very impressive.

Oh, well, you know, normally I wouldn't,

Oh, what's the use?!

Oh, where are you going?

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Nothing to worry about.

Oh, you are dead to me, sir. You are dead to me.

Oh, you must be her father. Hi. Nice to meet you.

Oh!

Oh.

Oh. Hey, maybe you could help, uh, uh,

Oh. Hmm.

Oh. Okay. All right. Fine.

Oh. There you go.

Oh...

Oh... where will you go?

Oh...this cracker is so filling.

Okay, 'cause the point still remains.

Okay, before we continue on,

Okay, Charlie, what are you carrying today?

Okay, I can hear, I just can't believe what I am hearing!

The Wrong Guy
"The Wrong Guy" is a hilarious comedy film that was released in 1997. Directed by David Steinberg, this movie takes the audience on a wild ride filled with slapstick humor, mistaken identities, and a hapless protagonist. In "The Wrong Guy," the lead role is portrayed by the talented Canadian comedian Dave Foley. He plays the character of Nelson Hibbert, an ordinary man who just wants to make it through the day at his dull office job. However, his mundane life takes an unexpected turn when he walks into his boss's office and witnesses a horrific crime scene. Believing that he will be framed for the murder, Nelson decides to go on the run, unwittingly becoming a fugitive. Throughout the film, Nelson finds himself in one comical mishap after another, constantly being pursued by the police who are convinced he is the culprit. From hitchhiking with an eccentric driver played by Joe Flaherty to being mistaken for a renowned motivational speaker played by Colm Feore, Nelson's misadventures keep the audience in stitches. Meanwhile, he falls in love with a ditsy but lovable waitress named Lynn Holden, played by the delightful Jennifer Tilly. "The Wrong Guy" offers a unique comedic style blending witty dialogue with physical comedy. Dave Foley's impeccable comedic timing, coupled with his deadpan expressions, make his character's predicament all the more humorous. His performance showcases his immense talent as a comedian and proves why he was a perfect fit for the role. The supporting cast of "The Wrong Guy" is equally remarkable, with notable appearances by some well-known comedic talents. Kevin McDonald, of "The Kids in the Hall" fame, plays the role of Stew, Nelson's unsuspecting coworker. Stew's dim-witted nature adds an additional layer of humor to the film as he unknowingly becomes involved in Nelson's escapades. Ellen DeGeneres also has a small yet memorable role in the movie as the police officer pursuing Nelson. Her comedic skills shine through as she tries to apprehend the bumbling protagonist. In one of the film's most side-splitting scenes, Nelson mistakenly believes that she is trying to seduce him while she is actually engaged in a stakeout. "The Wrong Guy" is a comedy that will have you laughing from beginning to end. The clever writing, brilliant performances, and zany situations combine to create a hilarious cinematic experience. You can listen to the sounds from "The Wrong Guy" here. Whether it's the uproarious laughter of the audience during a slapstick scene or the catchy soundtrack that adds to the comedic atmosphere, these sounds will transport you right into the heart of the film. Simply click on the link to play or download these sounds and relive the laughter at your leisure. "The Wrong Guy" has become a cult classic over the years, beloved by comedy enthusiasts for its offbeat humor and memorable characters. It is a film that has endured the test of time, continuing to entertain audiences long after its release. So, if you're in the mood for a hilarious comedy that will keep you entertained from start to finish, "The Wrong Guy" is definitely a film worth watching. Sit back, relax, and prepare to laugh uncontrollably as Nelson Hibbert's misadventures unfold before your eyes. And don't forget to play and download the sounds from the film to enhance your viewing experience!
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