Just One of the Guys Edit

A are you busy Saturday night?

A blowjob?

A couple of guys hanging out in the men's room,

A girl would be crazy to turn you down.

A guy who has dedicated his life

A guy who is into James Brown?

A guy with a great sense of humor.

A hobby?

A long time ago, I knew this girl named Terry.

A lot of you have been giving me a lot of grief

A lot.

A nimrod!

A novel written by the earthling Salinger

A Pinto, dad's Skylark,

A real scum!

A summer job at the Sun Tribune. Think about it.

A tribute to you, Greg.

A word to the wise...

A zero!

About how you can be cool

About my article,

About neglecting you yesterday.

About the man behind the mess.

About the other night...

About this Sun Tribune journalism competition.

Actually, I'm a professional new kid.

After all you've done for me,

Ah, here she is.

Ah, New York City, live, Apollo Theater, 1962.

Ahh! Agh!

All balls itch. It's a fact.

All meet up at the cave tonight?

All men care about is sex.

All right, all right.

All right, everybody, up!

All right, Greg! Way to go, Greg!

All right, now move your feet apart.

All right, now, you've got to look tougher.

All right, shower squad!

All right, where is she?

All right!

All right.

All you transvestites are alike.

Always when I'm busy.

Am I invisible?

And a chauffeur.

And a fabulous boyfriend.

And a Schwinn.

And a sex life.

And almost as smart.

And award somebody a summer internship, okay?

And could he please wait for me in the car?

And for their minds.

And from those submitted by all of your pals

And go to the mall?

And here's to summer.

And I fell asleep in the closet.

And I just want you to know

And I practiced putting them out.

And I tried to deal with this myself, okay,

And I will never forget you

And I'd like to do something that I feel,

And I'll see what I have in the kitchen.

And I'm Cyndi Lauper.

And I'm going to start making friends...

And I'm going to submit it as a guy.

And I'm not leaving till I see her.

And I'm not too thrilled about any of them,

And I'm really stressed out!

And I'm sorry I misjudged you.

And I'm usually alone when I do it.

And if I don't go, he won't go with Deborah.

And is that all you care about, that I'm hot?

And it belongs at the Sun Tribune,

And it's pretty discouraging

And just because I'm... cute, no one takes me seriously.

And Louann has dedicated her centerfold

And pick a name at random.

And Roger Gibbler.

And she asks you about my girlfriend...

And she looks a lot like Chris Evert Lloyd.

And shit like that.

And Springsteen and Prince.

And tell Kevin I'm not quite ready,

And that be the way it is.

And the coefficient of Y

And the hardest working man in show business.

And the only reason

And then from those,

And then I had Terry Griffith,

And then I swear I'll shut up.

And then, one day, she disappeared.

And they were? Yes.

And today was a disaster, and I was a major geek,

And were transformed

And woman on earth,

And yet somehow you find the courage to go on living.

And you are my best friend.

And you are so clueless to, like...

And you believe him?

And you can use it to hold your earring on.

And you can't tell anyone,

And you know what?

And you know what's really sad is,

And you write well,

And you're late.

And you're so wonderful that...

And your friendship means so much to me

And your hairy chest.

And, uh, this year's prom king is...

Another good exercise for upper body strength...

Any friends I can find.

Any time, sis.

Anybody?

Anybody.

Anyway, Kevin will never find out.

Anyway, Kevina made me promise to tell you

Anyway, thanks for the fish.

Are you a virgin?

Are you new?

Aren't you a little embarrassed?

Around here

As long as Denise cooperates.

As long as I get to drive.

As us guys.

At a store.

At becoming journalists.

Aw, fix!

Back from the cult!

Back home.

Back rub in the bedroom?

Barbara does her physics homework buck naked

Be a model?

Be worth it.

Beautiful.

Because I promised Rick,

Because I've asked everybody else.

Because it's going to get real exciting.

Because it's party time.

Because while you were up in the closet getting drunk,

Because you've been so honest up till now.

Because, uh, Terry,

Bend your knees and lift.

Benefit of the doubt.

Besides, models make some pretty nice bucks.

Besides, she's hung over.

Besides, the guy can lift cars.

Big improvement, huh?

Bitchen.

Bowling, uh... Great game.

Bruce Schulman, Edward Zink,

Bud, what do you want?

Bud, why don't you take the subtle approach?

Buddy, can I borrow your army jacket?

Buddy, can I see you for a minute?

Buddy, I love a good party,

Buddy, why don't you just call the guys

Buddy, why'd you bring Kevin?

Buddy, you know I can't answer it.

Buddy, you're a nice guy.

Buddy!

Buddy?

Buddy?

Buddy...

Buddy...

Budmeister, are you okay?

Budster, are you all right?

Budster, I need you. She needs you.

Budster, listen to me.

Budster...

Bummer.

Bunch of snotty rich kids.

But as you can see, I really am in a rush.

But don't worry, I put a buck's worth in...

But don't you think that it would be nice

But I can't send it to the Sun Tribune.

But I had to pick kids who've got a real shot

But I know I can do better.

But I still need something to tie it all together.

But I think I should go out with someone

But I think you're terrific,

But I'd love to see you try.

But I'll tell you what...

But I'm not too sure you have to go to school to do it.

But I've got until a week from Monday

But let's get serious.

But of course, that isn't the real problem here.

But once I turn on the charm, she's mine.

But something about you worries me.

But thanks anyway.

But that's not always enough.

But then I stayed, and I met you,

But they all thought I was a guy.

But this contest,

But this time...

But what the heck, you know,

But you can ask me out again.

But you do show promise.

But you don't have to do this

But, I mean, she talked to you.

But, man, this stuff is really boring.

But, uh... I didn't.

But, yeah, I got time.

By the prom.

Bye bye... Uh, scumbag.

Bye, Kevin.

Bye.

Bye... guys.

Call me.

Can I be totally honest with you?

Can I be your younger brother?

Can I finish those fries?

Can I go to the restroom please?

Can I help you?

Can I talk to you for one brief moment?

Can I tell you a little story?

Can we define the word "anything"?

Can we talk about me now?

Can you come in here, please?

Can't you be alone when your parents are home?

Can't you ever just be man enough

Can't you hear what you're saying?

Can't you think of anything more profound than getting laid?

Catcher In The Rye...

Certainly know the answer to that one.

Certainly the right place.

Christie Brinkley's teeth.

Come on into my office.

Come on up, I'm almost ready!

Come on,

Come on, Buddy admit it.

Come on, Buddy!

Come on, Deb. Let's go.

Come on, everybody up!

Come on, Fifi. Don't dawdle. Come on.

Come on, Greg. Greg.

Come on, Rick!

Come on, tough it out.

Come on, try it.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Let's go.

Come on. We'll have fun.

Congratulations on winning.

Congratulations, Greg.

Could I have your attention please?

Could we please

Could we please just forget the whole thing?

Could you shut the light off, please?

Crazy kids.

Cute shoes.

Cute? It's gone.

Damn!

Dashing.

Deal?

Deb, what are you doing

Deborah Strowbridge is perfection.

Deborah, I don't think

Deborah... I am such a jerk.

Deep down, he's insecure.

Denise, he is the lucky one.

Denise, I am so excited.

Denise, I'm really into this article.

Denise, why aren't you in science?

DENISE: Terry, I hate when you're depressed.

Denise?

Denise...

Denise...

Denise...

Did I miss something?

Did you feed them today?

Did you hate your strained peas?

Did you see what she's wearing?

Dig a little, let some air in,

Do you guys like pizza?

Do you have a a date for the prom?

Do you know where did she went?

Do you want a beer?

Do you, uh...

Do your homework?

Does he do this at the dinner table?

Does this girl have any idea

Doesn't mean you can't write with sensitivity,

Doing anything, uh, prom night?

Doing super sets is like jerking off.

Don't ask.

Don't be so sure.

Don't feel bad. It's okay,

Don't get me wrong.

Don't let him fool you.

Don't start this.

Don't take it personally.

Don't worry. I'm a stunt driver.

Don't you understand

Don't you want to go?

Don't you want your first time to be with someone you love?

Dragon coming through. Watch your toes.

Dresses like Elvis Costello,

Dynamite. Rick has to meet her.

Eat me.

Either I'm jetting to Paris

Especially the part

Even though if you don't dress cool and stuff.

Every day at lunch,

Every time.

Everybody hates me except Sandy.

Everybody out!

Everybody out! Fire!

Everyone dresses for my gym class.

Everyone left. I have to talk to you.

Everyone.

Everything eats and is eaten by something.

Everything in life to me.

Everything was great.

Exactly!

Exactly.

Excuse me, Mr. Romance, just out of curiosity,

Excuse me!

Excuse me! This'll just take a minute.

Excuse me.

Experimenting with sex.

Extremely.

Feeding pizza to some fish,

First, there's something else

Fix!

For dinner 7:30 sharp,

For either a lack of IQ or a small weenie.

For Rick?

For showing their boobs?

For that.

For that.

For the many lunchtime thrills and spills

Forget it.

Fourth period civics.

Friday night.

From a very special guy.

From the ceiling.

Full extension is very important.

Gee, a walk to the car?

Gentlemen, relax. Sit down.

Get off me right now!

Get the new kid!

Girls eat up that crap.

Go back to the prom now?

Go for it.

Go on outside!

Go on. Show him your hairy chest.

Go to the nurse?

God. Look how low I've sunk,

Gone.

Good evening.

Good for strength and definition.

Good luck.

Good morning, Mrs. Morehouse.

Good night, Buddy.

Good point.

Good question, but... Do you like him?

Goodbye, Buddy.

Goodbye, Kevin.

Goose them a little.

Got a haircut.

Got a problem, son?

Gotcha!

Grab the end of your table.

Great bunch of guys.

Great.

Greg just likes to act tough.

Greg Tolan is toast.

Greg Tolan!

Greg, please!

Greg! May I call you Greg?

Greg...

Guess who came by to pick you up for school this morning?

Guys, I just want to apologize

Had a lovely time.

Hand me that massage book, please.

Hanging around these chumpstains?

Happy to help.

Hardcore sex maniac.

Has broken a beautiful girl's heart.

Has ended in despair.

Have a nice lunch.

Have a nice prom.

Have you ever seen anything like this?

Have you ever slept with a girl?

Have you slept with a lot of girls?

He can't get away with this.

He doesn't like waiting in cars.

He doesn't really hate you guys.

He has tits.

He hates me.

He is so cool.

He kind of runs the school.

He knew how to fix my earring.

He might move up to semi lame.

He said he was sorry.

He stopped buying his clothes at Nerds 'R' Us.

He wants to talk to me. Do you mind if I go?

He would love my cousin Jill.

He's a god, okay?

He's doing it again. He keeps giving me looks.

He's given us.

He's just a little upset. Don't worry about it.

He's one of a kind, my bro.

He's research.

He's so excited. It's his first prom.

Hello, Terry.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Help me.

Here you go.

Here, feed them this,

Hey, at least my date is someone of the opposite sex.

Hey, Deborah, what's shaking?

Hey, Denise. What's your rush?

Hey, does Miss April look straight?

Hey, don't worry about breakfast.

Hey, get off me!

Hey, hey, everybody...

Hey, how you doing?

Hey, how you doing?

Hey, how'd you know where I lived?

Hey, I swear to God I'm not lying.

Hey, I wasn't paying attention.

Hey, I wonder if that could be your pal, Kevin.

Hey, is that your room over there?

Hey, isn't he great?

Hey, isn't this great?

Hey, knock yourself out.

Hey, man, don't leave me now.

Hey, man, this stuff'll kill you.

Hey, Mom wants to talk to you.

Hey, no pain, no gain.

Hey, no problem.

Hey, not me.

Hey, out of my way!

Hey, Rick, stay real.

Hey, same to you, buttface.

Hey, Sandy!

Hey, Sandy.

Hey, Sandy. What a nice surprise.

Hey, suck your own.

Hey, Ter.

Hey, Terry,

Hey, Terry, you got company.

Hey, Terry, you've got company!

Hey, that's okay.

Hey, that's okay.

Hey, that's so interesting.

Hey, wait! Where you going?

Hey, we can go to your place.

Hey, what about

Hey, who do you think you are, Tootsie?

Hey, word's out your friend's desperate for a prom date.

Hey, Yo, Mark! Throw me a towel.

Hey, yo, scumbag.

Hey, you look like you could use two.

Hey, you want to go for a ride?

Hey... Guys take up space.

Hi, Deb.

Hi, Denise.

Hi, Jeanine.

Hi, Kevin.

Hi, Kevin.

Hi, Terry.

Hi, Terry.

Hi, Terry.

Hi, Terry.

Hi! Thanks.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. I'm Sandy.

Hi. Is Terry home?

Hi. Uh, I'm Terry Griffith.

Hi...

Hold it, clown!

Hold it!

Hold it.

Hold it.

Hold that thought.

Homework avoidance.

Horny will kick embarrassment's ass

How about another brewski, okay?

How about any night in 1987?

How about Sunday?

How about yesterday? You busy yesterday?

How about you and me, and Rick and Jill

How could she do that to you?

How cute?

How did you first get into spilling food, huh?

How do I look?

How many times have I told you

How Rick and Deborah belong together.

How you doing?

How'd this get in here?

How's it going, Terry?

However, as chairwoman of the prom committee,

Huh, huh, huh, huh!

Huh?

Huh?

Huh... I am awesome.

I am getting real bored

I am going to be a reporter.

I am going to make such a great reporter.

I ate in the cafeteria.

I bet I came closer than you did.

I bet if a guy turned in the same exact article,

I bet you're a little confused.

I can see myself.

I can still win that job.

I can't believe I finally lucked out.

I can't find the back of my earring.

I can't give up.

I can't remember a time when the was anything else

I can't send it.

I can't tonight.

I care.

I could be there in 15 minutes.

I could've sworn you said 8:30.

I couldn't help it, coach.

I didn't I didn't mean... Hobby, like, just a hobby.

I dig music a lot too.

I do this for a living.

I don't care what galaxy you two are from.

I don't have any money.

I don't know what it is,

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. Nothing. Did you want to come in?

I don't like the smell in here.

I don't need to go.

I don't think so.

I don't want to miss this.

I don't?

I feel like a visitor from the Planet of the Sluts.

I feel the same way.

I felt terrible,

I figured the whole thing out.

I followed you. Why don't you go to Pearl?

I found out how much money they make.

I give you the A's because of your hard work,

I got plastic. You can pay me back.

I got to change.

I got to do algebra.

I got to g

I guarantee it, I'll be in love.

I guess Rick needs someone a lot more sensitive.

I guess so.

I guess you two haven't had much time together

I had my heart set on that summer job.

I hate gym.

I have a little job for you, son.

I have sisters.

I have surprise jock inspections three times a week.

I have to dance...

I have to give you.

I have two words for you.

I just ate.

I just don't want her to worry, you know, about my social life.

I just feel kind of weird.

I just fooled my own brother.

I just transferred here from another school,

I just wish that Greg Tolan would join the gang.

I keep forgetting how young you are.

I keep forgetting your name.

I knew it. Thanks, Mr. Mendosa.

I know exactly how you feel.

I know I should've told you sooner,

I know this place that delivers.

I know what you meant!

I know you still love me.

I know you, Terry, and you like him.

I know, but I need your advice,

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know. Just make sure you work in the Sports section

I learned I could never be a fireman.

I like that attitude,

I like your hair.

I like, um, The Clash, The Talking Heads,

I looked everywhere.

I love someone else.

I made it myself.

I mean it. I'll tell Deborah right now.

I mean, drop your hands.

I mean, how small can it be?

I mean, I write an excellent article,

I mean, if you're this upset over your life,

I mean, it's as if women's lib never existed.

I mean, it's nice to have a hobby,

I mean, look what Kevin sent you.

I mean, we're smart.

I mean, what could he possibly see in her?

I mean, you forced me to fight for what I wanted,

I mean, you've got a great life

I missed you.

I missed you.

I never go out with girls who say "bitchen."

I picked the best two,

I reach the peak of my sexual powers.

I read your article in the Sun Tribune.

I read your article.

I read your article.

I really hate gym a lot.

I really hate gym.

I really know how to register.

I really liked your article.

I resent that.

I say we flunk her.

I see you met Greg Tolan.

I set little fires in the backyard,

I should be suicidal.

I swear, sixth grade is so bogus.

I talked to her.

I think I can pull this off.

I think I know who to ask.

I think I understand.

I think I would've had a big night.

I think I'll take one of those beers now.

I think if you and I were the last man

I think it stains.

I think she wanted to cheer me up.

I think so,

I think they need some privacy.

I think they'll look good over here.

I think you'll pass as long as you don't move.

I think you're exaggerating.

I thought the whole point was to get Rick a date.

I thought you hated me.

I tried that once.

I understand.

I want a limo.

I want that homework now.

I want to help.

I want to look really nice for him.

I want to make sure my article's

I want to toast my good friend Rick,

I wanted to do,

I was going to tune up my car, maybe play a little football,

I was in the boys' locker room!

I was just kidding.

I was obsessed with being a fireman.

I was upstairs looking for this skirt,

I was wondering, do you have plans yet for Saturday night?

I will.

I wouldn't have this job if it weren't for you.

I, uh... I meant hobby, like, an important hobby.

I'd do anything

I'd like a little time to reminisce.

I'd like to be alone, please. Now?

I'd like to form my own opinion.

I'd love to be your date.

I'd rather get the phone book

I'd rather not go with my mom.

I'd rather wallow in my virginity.

I'll be back soon.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right out.

I'll be right there.

I'll be the bartender.

I'll bet.

I'll get it.

I'll go get ready, and you can come back for me in an hour.

I'll go to the prom with you.

I'll hear she'll do anything with anybody.

I'll make it up to you. I promise.

I'll put them by my bed.

I'll see you in algebra. Thanks for your help.

I'll take Willie if you take Phil.

I'll tell you about Greg Tolan.

I'll tell you what,

I'll think about that.

I'll walk you out to the car, okay?

I'm 15 years old.

I'm a female, I swear.

I'm a girl.

I'm a lean, mean, sex machine, and that be the way it is.

I'm a lean, mean, sex machine.

I'm a woman.

I'm busy.

I'm busy.

I'm busy.

I'm busy.

I'm flattered.

I'm going to beat the shit out of you, Morehouse!

I'm going to do it.

I'm going to get him.

I'm going to go to Sturgis Wilder,

I'm going to scope out the local babes.

I'm going to scratch your eyes out!

I'm going to take that article

I'm going to the prom.

I'm going with Deborah.

I'm going with Deborah.

I'm having a really great day.

I'm having such a good time.

I'm in love with you, I think,

I'm just confused.

I'm just seeing Sandy for Rick.

I'm kind of into James Brown.

I'm not gay.

I'm not going unless you're going too.

I'm not sure.

I'm not there.

I'm picking up curious life readings.

I'm Rick Morehouse.

I'm seeing Julian again this weekend.

I'm serious.

I'm so embarrassed.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm suddenly remembering.

I'm Terry Griffith.

I'm the guy here.

I'm working very hard on my article,

I've decided that that's a stupid tradition.

I've got a driver's license

I've got a lot of good stuff,

I've had lots of sex.

I've had two weeks of total freedom.

I've heard a lot about you.

If I give you 10 bucks,

If I give you five bucks,

If I give you names, you cannot laugh.

If I left him in the locker,

If I said I was hung like a bear?

If I tell you where she is,

If I took my shirt off?

If I was in the sixth grade,

If I'm not back in a week, forward my mail.

If the coefficient

If the coefficient of X

If you don't straighten up.

In a tuxedo?

In case I don't have a real boyfriend

In civics class?

In fact, you can't come home.

In her bubble bath,

In relation to the coefficient of C?

In the main trophy case

In the middle of the prom?

In the trophy case.