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Half Baked (1998) Half Baked is a hilarious stoner comedy film released in 1998. Directed by Tamra Davis and written by Dave

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Half Baked is a hilarious stoner comedy film released in 1998. Directed by Tamra Davis and written by Dave Chappelle and Neal Brennan, the movie follows the misadventures of four friends who try to rescue their incarcerated friend by selling marijuana.

The film stars Dave Chappelle as Thurgood Jenkins, a laid-back and loveable character who works at a New York City fast food restaurant. Joining him are his three best friends, Brian, Scarface, and Kenny, portrayed by Jim Breuer, Guillermo DĂ­az, and Harland Williams, respectively. Together, they form the "The Guys on the Couch," a group of friends who spend most of their time getting high and playing video games.

When their friend Kenny accidentally kills a diabetic police horse by feeding it junk food, he finds himself in prison. Determined to save him from prison life, Thurgood and his friends embark on a wild journey to raise enough money for Kenny's bail. Their plan? To sell marijuana they've stolen from the pharmaceutical company where Thurgood works.

As the group sets out to sell their stash, they encounter a wide range of eccentric characters, including a marijuana-addicted scientist, a neighborhood kingpin named Samson, and a jailbird named Nasty Nate. With their silly antics and comical misunderstandings, the boys manage to create chaos wherever they go. Meanwhile, Thurgood finds himself torn between his love interest, Mary Jane (played by Rachel True), and his loyalty to his friends.

Filled with over-the-top humor, awesome catchphrases, and memorable one-liners, Half Baked has become a cult classic among stoners and comedy lovers alike. The film offers a satirical take on the war on drugs, while also exploring themes of friendship and loyalty. Dave Chappelle's wit and comedic timing shine throughout the movie, making it a laugh-out-loud experience from start to finish.

If you're in the mood for some stoner comedy, Half Baked is the perfect movie to watch. Its outrageous scenarios and offbeat characters will keep you entertained and laughing throughout. Whether you're a fan of Dave Chappelle's stand-up comedy or just looking for a good time, this film delivers the laughs in abundance.

To fully immerse yourself in the world of Half Baked, you can play and download the sounds from the film here. Enjoy classic quotes like "I'm Rick James, bitch!" or "Abba Zabba, you my only friend" whenever you need a good laugh or want to relive the movie's memorable moments.

So grab a bag of your favorite snacks, spark up if that's your thing, and get ready to join Thurgood and the gang on their uproarious adventure in Half Baked.

Abracadabra.
All right, guys. Be quick. Let's just do this and get out of here.
All right, I'll give you four.
All right. I'm in love with Mary Jane I'm not the only one
All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil.
Always come around.
And fuck you. I'm out!
And I realized something: I was a real irritable guy when I wasn't smokin' marijuana.
And I'm gonna kill him.
And that's an addiction, man.
And that's when things started going wrong.
And then Killer, he killed Nibbles.
And turn my head around
Anyway, thank you, janitor. Enjoy.
Best ice cream in town.
Billy, good to see you, man.
But let me tell you something. I love weed, okay? I love it.
But we were makin' money. Hey, what's up, mates?
Buttercup! Buttercup!
Come on, man. Hang out for a minute. Smoke with me.
Come on. Come on, Nate.
Cops didn't say nothin'. Hell, they was gettin' high too. Everybody was doin' it.
Court is adjourned. Back to your cells. Lockdown.
Delilah,
Did he just move?
Did you ever see Scent of a Woman? Yep.
Do you guys hear that?
Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden
For protecting me back there.
Get down on your knees with your hands behind your head.
Get me 814.
Good boy.
Good night.
Grab all the weed you can grab, and we are outta here!
Ha! Sir Smoka Lot.
Have fun, Ken.
Here you go.
Hey, guys. Why is there a dog biting The Guy?
Hey, lady. Miss, is this your purse?
Hey, what luck. Hot dog.
Hey. Watch the master at work.
Hey. What's up, everybody? I'm Thurgood Jenkins
High, high, high, high
High, high, high, high
High, high, high, high
High, high, high, high
High, high, high, high
Hmm.
How 'bout you, Scarface?
I didn't know it was a diabetic. I'm scared.
I didn't say the alarm would be off.
I don't fall for that shit anymore.
I get lifted up
I get lifted up
I got more booty! I got more booty!
I had to make my move while the guys were asleep.
I hope there's some left.
I just hope they smoke it.
I just wanted you to see me get rid of it.
I know what you look like but looks can be deceivin'
I know, all right.
I mean, everybody knows that it leads to other stuff.
I'm gonna get up out of here. Y'all stay up, now. Nice seeing y'all.
I've heard people say they don't get high the first time they smoke.
If you desperate, you can get it from the Rastas at Washington Square Park,
Is that your work uniform? Nah, this is my costume.
Isn't that ironic? Don't you think?
It was the thing to do because it got you high.
It's just that, you know, I liked this so much, man.
It's really real
Just get down, man.
Just some weird shit, man. Man, you're fuckin' crazy, yo.
Let me check the brain so I can justify the reason
Let's work it out.
Listen, uh, I, uh, just wanted to say thank you...
Look! Wow, look at that!
Mary Jane,
Me neither. Me neither.
Mm hmm.
Mr. Nice Guy has arrived, baby. He's on.
No. Actually, it's Andy Garcia's brother.
No. No, I can't say I have. I didn't think so.
Now I can tell ya, girl
Oh, yeah. That shit made my head hot.
Oh, yo, your titty.
Oh! I'm sorry. Watch it, man! You stepped on his head!
Oh.
Oh.
Ohh. I'm a big dyke.
One of those scientists gave it to me.
Phase One is complete, yo.
Real, B, right?
Said they're lookin' for brains, guts, looks and skills
Say it. Butter nuts.
Sittin' here together, baby
So listen to what they say 'cause Mary never could trip
So they probably roughed the Guy up,
Some popcorn. Bread. Popcorn. Graham crackers.
Somebody gotta do somethin' about this shit right now.
Sorry, man. I'm sorry.
Th That's good
Thank you for calling. Thank you very much. Bye bye.
Thank you. Oh, I love you so much, little one.
That old Thurgood sold out, right? I'm your girl now.
That sweet, sweet chiva.
The Guy gotta taste this.
The money we do have is not for spending.
Then when you get there, they're all mad that it's you sellin' weed.
Then you have the avid nonsmoker.
These are mean people. Mean, mean, man. Look out!
They gonna kill him in there, yo.
They love talkin' about the old days, back when weed was grass.
This guy is weed crazy. Look at that.
This weed is fantastic!
Three for dinner.
Thurgood! Thurgood!
To the mortuary, One kiss from her sweet lips and out come a vision
Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up!
Watch your step.
We found it on the corner So when we say
We look at that day as the day we met the fifth member of our crew marijuana!
We should make that lazy bitch, The Guy, go.
We'll get back to that in a second.
Well, now. Tell me a little bit about yourself.
What can I get you today, Smoka Lot? Love weed.
What's so funny?
When I was with her, I didn't even think about weed.
Where did that come from?
Where I had to make things right with Mary Jane.
Why?
With some dip, man.
Yeah Mister
Yeah.
You can spot these people by their lack of motivation,
You know we sell this? I don't know if you knew that.
You know, it's funny,
You know, obviously you missed the point of that story, Brian.
You see, it was the summer before ninth grade.
You turn me on
You'll be back!
You're Scarface, right? Yeah.
You're under arrest. What?
You've got the match