Bill & Ted Face the Music Edit

A dam broke and the songs just kept comin' and comin'?

A definitive one, Mr. Armstrong.

A minimum of two to three,

A most extraordinary band...

A pleasure, gentlemen.

A sneak peek at the world premiere

About the music?

About the music. They just wanna talk to you.

According to her father,

Actually, we have to go, too.

After you failed couples therapy,

Ah, awesome, dude, thanks.

Ah, that is good, dude.

Ah.

Ah. Funny story. Please.

Ah. That's funny, 'cause for us

Ah. Well, the Sahara Desert

All I ever see them do is sit around, listen to music.

All of time is gonna fold in on itself, dude.

All of which proves that it is imperative

All right, all right, all right. All right.

All right, we gotta keep going further into the future.

All through...

All wanna welcome you back...

All you need to do is go in the quantum superposition

Alls we need is the song.

Alone?

Along with my beautiful wife, Elizabeth,

And after 7:17 p.m.?

And became my mom.

And Dave Grohl did!

And Elizabeth.

And everyone in the band will unite...

And everything they could possibly need,

And finally realized you are losers.

And guess what else?

And guess what?

And he's outside right now calling the cops.

And here's why.

And I am very, very, very sorry.

And I can't say how chuffed we are about it.

And I suppose it just bloody well rubbed off!

And I'm drinking way too much.

And I'm not sure how much longer

And I'm Ted "Theodore" Logan.

And I'm tired, dude.

And I've been wanting to meet you my whole life.

And I've never even heard of MP 46.

And if it's not too late, Death...

And if you don't go back and change it...

And in doing so, they realized...

And it worked.

And Missy became Mom.

And Mozart, and Ling Lun, and Grom.

And my beautiful wife, Joanna, and our daughter, Thea,

And no.

And now it's time...

And now she's marrying Ted's little brother,

And now we've been alone for two years

And now, Death!

And our dads, alone now, were trying harder and harder.

And our daughter, Billie...

And party on, dudes.

And save reality!

And save reality.

And save reality.

And saves reality as we know it.

And sent them all through time and space

And so, it wasn't so much

And specifically requested your presence, so...

And start practicing.

And take notice of the dynamic.

And Ted his own uncle.

And Ted's hearts,

And thanks!

And that your wives actually are princesses.

And the band is ready to play.

And the band needs you.

And then what?

And they didn't come all this way for this.

And they're unemployed.

And think about our fans, dude.

And this was probably the last.

And time and space will cease to exist.

And unite the world!

And we had to start with you, dude.

And we just kind of put stuff together.

And we're gonna go get lives and our wives back!

And we're in Hell.

And we're Wyld Stallyns!

And with that beautiful thought in mind,

And you didn't do anything about it?

And you didn't go to Heaven and Hell.

And you know why?

And...

Anyone know where MP 46 is?

Anyone know where MP 46 is?

Anything is possible.

Apologies are given.

Are Jo and Liz here?

Are you dead yet?

Are you guys okay?

Are you okay?

Are you ready...

Are you saying...

Are you?

As am I. We haven't time traveled

As much as I disliked those previous us's,

At 7:17 p.m.

At home.

At MP 46,

At MP 46.

At some point, we must've written that song.

At the Grand Canyon.

Aw, thanks, T.

Basically, all time and space are about to end

Be role models to your daughters.

Be...

Beat your heads against the wall for 25 years

Because how do I know you won't send

Because I took two so called "friends" back up

Because it made me want to rock.

Because it's impossible.

Because this is where it happened.

Before the chorus in Too Pale to Cry...

Before we go.

Bill and I have to keep going till...

Bill and Ted are dead. Did it work?

Bill and Ted!

Bill and Ted.

Bill, Bill, Bill, you didn't time travel.

Bill, look!

Bill, Ted,

Bill, Ted, seriously, we can't take that song back.

Bill, we gotta go back and talk with Liz and Jo.

Bill!

Bill?

Billie.

Bob and Wendy will totally understand.

Bogus.

Both cyclic and separating. In other words...

But do you understand

But everything's gonna be different.

But he appears to be having

But how are we gonna get him to be in a band

But how?

But how're you doin'?

But I do like this other me even more.

But I wanna stay here and dance.

But I'm going to. A lot.

But in other parts...

But instead of "we," say "I" in the sentence.

But isn't that the problem?

But it's also the solution.

But it's most alarming.

But the band fell apart.

But the problem was, the harder Dads tried...

But the universe they were told

But they bolted.

But this is by far

But usually, with couples therapy,

But we actually do have the song now, so...

But we have, like, four and a half minutes.

But we just found out something way worse.

But we know we're gonna at some point,

But we're all here in this present.

But we're not making it worse, right?

But we're walking the walk

But you do!

But, dude, what're we gonna play?

But, you know, that's cool.

By Bunk Johnson and King Oliver...

By putting together samples for 'em.

By traveling all throughout time.

Bye!

Called MP 46,

Can I come with you?

Can I help you, young ladies?

Can I just say it is an honor to be in your presence, dude?

Can no longer take life.

Can someone please tell me what the hell is happening?

Can't do it. Shoot myself.

Can't get away from us, Bill and Ted.

Catch you later, Ted.

Change it!

Check one, two.

Cheers!

Clap your hands now!

Clara Rockmore.

Classical tautological causal circuit.

Come forward.

Come on in.

Come on, Mozart.

Come on, Robot!

Come on!

Come on! You again? I said no.

Could be the nexus point that brings

Counterintuitive ideas over the years,

Dad would be so mad at you.

Dad, I've told you a thousand times,

Dad, slow down.

Dad?

Dads,

Dads, we have an idea.

Dads, we think you should wait outside.

Dads!

Dads!

Dads! MP 46.

Damn it!

Darling, you don't even drink.

Daughters are...

Dave Grohl came back this week.

Dave Grohl!

Deac, Deac. Look at that.

Deacon his own father in law

Death, the reason we came here is 'cause

Death.

Definitely.

Dennis Caleb McCoy. That's the full name.

Dennis McCoy.

Dennis.

Depends on your perspective.

Did the judge change his mind?

Did you find a reality where we're all happy together?

Did you say,

Dig?

Distributing instruments all throughout time?

Do we know you?

Do we need individual us's

Do you believe us?

Do you know who I am?

Do you think that this is what they had in mind?

Don't fudge with me.

Don't go. 'Cause you're not gonna find one.

Don't make sense till the end of the story.

Don't worry. I won't let that happen.

Dr. Wood?

Dude, did you know they felt that way?

Dude, dude, I told you

Dude, I got a very bad feeling about this.

Dude, I just thought of something.

Dude, I miss Liz already.

Dude, I think we came too early.

Dude, look at where we live!

Dude, the future totally sent a killer robot after us.

Dude, they totally hate us.

Dude, this is transcendent.

Dude, this is way worse than we thought.

Dude, we gotta remember.

Dude, we have no power!

Dude, we have to have Jimi Hendrix.

Dude, we need this guy to laser us

Dude, we totally made it worse.

Dude, what do we do?

Dude, what now?

Dude, where are we?

Dude, with all due respect,

Dude, you seeing what I'm seeing?

Dude, you were playing 40 minute bass solos.

Dude!

Dude! Dude!

Dude! We got 11 minutes.

Dude.

Dude.

Dude...

Dudes, the booth is obviously a tunnel to the quantum realm.

Dudes...

Each is entangled with infinite futures.

Eight, seven...

Eileen we haven't heard from for several years.

Elizabeth?

Epistemologically speaking,

Even though those loser us's tried to tell us

Ever.

Everybody!

Exactly, gentlemen.

Exactly.

Excellent to each other.

Except, won't that be stealing?

Excuse me, Kid Cudi. I don't mean to be rude,

Excuse me, Mr. Cudi, sir?

Face The Music.

Face The Music.

Fail.

Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure.

Fascinating.

Faster, you know? Yeah! Now, D.

Fifty eight minutes.

First, she was our babysitter when we were ten.

Five days a week.

Five, six, five, six, seven, eight!

Flashes in the pans!

Follow us!

For all the times you've been there for me.

For an album that was all bass.

For the longest time.

For what? We're fine, dude. Let us go!

For your first dance,

For... murdering family.

Forty seven minutes.

Four five five. Five one...

Freeze, Preston/Logan.

Freeze, Preston/Logan.

From the future, did you?

From the very, very bottom of I

From things we like.

Future dude! You're back?

Gentlemen?

Get him!

Get outta here!

Get real jobs.

Get to everyone throughout all time.

Get to where they're going next and wait.

Get to work.

Girls, you're not here to back us.

Glad you dug it, Billie.

Go for it, dude.

Go make it happen.

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go!

Good luck, Dads.

Good luck, my excellent friends.

Good, dude.

Great Leader?

Great Ones?

Greetings, my excellent friends.

Greetings, my excellent friends.

Grom. You're gonna love her.

Guys, seriously,

Hang in there, Ted.

Have you come to sue me again?

He broke into Dave Grohl's house!

He did kill us.

He dug that jive, hey?

He kills us, dude.

He looks miserable, dude.

He said he'd give me $6,400 for the Les Paul.

Hello, friends and loved ones.

Hello!

Hello. Excuse me. Hi. Miss... Miss Grom...

Helpless dying breath.

Here it comes, dude.

Here you go. Instruments!

Here?

Here.

Here's a real idea for you two.

Here's the answer.

Here's what happened, Bill.

Herr Mozart. Now we're talkin'.

Hey, Dad, by the way, Gramps was wrong.

Hey, Death.

Hey, how's it goin', dude?

Hey, so, do you mind

Hey, what's that doohickey?

Hey, you wanna be in our band?

Hey! He's not worth it, dude. We gotta go.

Hey.

Hey. Hey. Yeah, okay, friends.

Hi, Ted.

Hi.

Hmm?

Hold on!

Honestly, I wouldn't have thought we had it in us.

Hopeless,

Hopeless, helpless dying breath.

How can the song happen right here?

How do you feel about being

How does a song save reality?

How far into our future do you think we gotta go?

How is just listening to a song...

How is that stealing

How that might sound strange to your wives?

How to unite the whole world with it.

How was therapy?

How would you like to be a key part of this epochal song?

How?

How'd you like our song?

How're we gonna find them, dude?

How're we gonna get outta here?

How're you doin'?

How's it goin', Bill and Ted?

How's it goin', Dads?

How's it goin', dude?

How's it goin', girls?

How's it goin'...

Huh?

Humanity into rhythm and harmony.

I already said goodbye to the girls.

I am.

I and Bill love you and Joanna.

I and Ted totally love and worship you

I can't shoot you. You have the song.

I can't. I'm a failure.

I could not agree more.

I don't even deserve to live, you know?

I don't know, dude.

I don't know, dude.

I don't know.

I don't know. I always seem to act weird with myself.

I don't know. Let's go back and ask those wise old us's.

I don't know. Seems like textbook entanglement to me.

I don't think you're quite getting this.

I feel gratitude. Gratitude.

I feel like I never really knew you, Ted.

I feel so bad for 'em.

I gave them a chance

I got it!

I got this.

I gotta go, Mom.

I have a feeling things are about to change

I have been demoted down here

I have bested you again.

I have ever heard.

I have to admit, Bill. You were right.

I hope it still works.

I just need to tell you...

I just wanna say thank you, Bill,

I know it wasn't your choice.

I know that's strange.

I know! I was self taught.

I know. And she's a she.

I lasered your daughters.

I like these us's.

I love you, Elizabeth.

I love you, Joanna.

I mean, Electric Ladyland, what can we even say?

I mean, how hard can it be to rock with that?

I mean, it is great to feel loved.

I mean, it's just them, and they're all alone!

I mean, the dude is the most rad bass player, like, ever.

I mean, the last three bars

I mean, The Lonely Soul Surfer

I mean, we love 'em.

I mean, we're a couple of couples, right?

I must say,

I must say, your understanding

I never truly opened myself up to you.

I really appreciate you doing this.

I really want this to work for both of us.

I remember what he said. Every word.

I suppose.

I think I am.

I think it's a lunar eclipse.

I think so, dude.

I think so, dude.

I was hoping

I was in the groove!

I was wrong. I mean, you're here.

I was Wyld Stallyns.

I wasn't talking to you, Bill.

I went into Cyrus Adler Music yesterday.

I'd like to recommend we see each other

I'd love to spend the last part

I'll leave you to it?

I'll never forget you, Bill.

I'll never forget you, Sir Bill.

I'll shoot this at Bill.

I'm a little bit nervous

I'm aware of that.

I'm Bill S. Preston, Esquire.

I'm confused!

I'm Dennis Caleb McCoy. I am so...

I'm done with him. I'm done with both of them.

I'm gonna do one.

I'm Kelly.

I'm looking for your fathers. Have they been here?

I'm not sure if...

I'm really sorry

I'm so sorry, Great Leader.

I'm so sorry! Goodbye, cruel world!

I'm sorry for the times I let you down, Bill.

I'm sorry, is this the right day?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

In 77 minutes and 25 seconds.

In a most outstanding way.

In a way, yes.

In Barstow, California, for 40 people,

In case you're wondering, I'm essentially an infinite me.

In Hell.

In more than two decades.

In order to play it.

In search of a happy life with us.

In seven minutes and 25 seconds.

Insane. We've never seen left hand technique like that.

Instead of trying to steal it from us?

Is he playing Hopscotch by himself?

Is humorously ironic.

Is it a song?

Is looking right at it.

Is that you love a song that I wrote in my future?

Is that...

Is the most bodacious.

Is there something you would like to say to Death?

Is this Fillmore '66?

Is this too close?

Is write the greatest song ever written.

Is.

It depends on when we think we wrote that song.

It is us.

It is. It's also about the end of space and time.

It just means one couple.

It must be very disappointing.

It was a whole new level of eloquence.

It was bad.

It was cool when you said, "Let's rock,"

It was everyone playing it together.

It was you the whole time. We just didn't see it.

It was your idea, too!

It was, in parts.

It went okay. Yeah.

It will only take a second, dude.

It worked!

It worked.

It'll be fine, Ted.

It'll help keep track of the time in San Dimas.

It's a great honor to meet you all.

It's a little on the dark side,

It's almost like they'd all have to hear it

It's blues, but also...

It's called...

It's Dave Grohl's!

It's Dennis.

It's Dennis. Hi.

It's getting worse and worse here, if you were wondering.

It's good to be back.

It's good to see you again, Mr. Death, sir.

It's great.

It's in your hands now.

It's just that the job that they've been given, it is...

It's no wonder you went down in the tubes.

It's not like your generation's done that great.

It's only, like, five minutes ago.

It's the answer to everything.

It's the future!

It's very intoxicating.

It's working!

It's you two.

It's you!

It's your only chance to get our wives back.

It's, uh...

Jimi, for the win!

Jimi.

Joanna, Elizabeth,

Joanna, would you or Elizabeth like to respond to that?

Joanna!

Just 'cause you two couldn't come up with a great song...

Just showed up in San Dimas, Mother.

Kelly,

Kelly!

Later, Dennis.

Let us welcome you, one and all

Let's be conservative. Say, two years?

Let's dance, Freaky Deaky.

Let's find the girls.

Let's get practicing.

Let's go say hello to ourselves and get that song.

Let's go, dude!

Let's pack up.

Let's rock!

Let's rock!

Let's try five this time.

Like this!

Like, anywhere, right? Like, all throughout time?

Like, no exaggeration, literally unite the world.

Ling Lun says she's the greatest drummer of all time.

Listen, you didn't see a scary looking robot

Liz and Jo were visited by other thems from the future

Liz is right.

Logan?

Losers! Has beens!

Louis Armstrong's, like, 65 years old.

Madam, you need to see this.

Madam.

Madam. Madam! We have to go. It's not safe to be in here.

Make it better, not worse!

Make some noise!

Make things you like.

Many on the council believe that it is, in fact,

Marvelous!

Maybe 'cause it's not our song!

Maybe we gotta go all the way to the end to find out, Ted.

Maybe we just haven't written it yet.

Maybe we're still gonna.

Me, too!

Might seem at all strange to your wives?

Might we have a word with you?

Miss Grom, Miss Ling Lun, and Mr. Cudi,

Mistakes were made.

Mmm hmm.

Most indubitably.

Most of whom were there only because it was $2 taco night,

Most... non triumphant.

Mozart.

Mr. Armstrong, Mr. Hendrix, Herr Mozart,

Mr. Jimi Hendrix, meet Mr. Louis Armstrong.

Must...

My bad.

My father believed that the song

My guess is that my mom's emissary

My mom, who overreacts about everything

My mother just had me killed.

My name is Dennis Caleb McCoy, and...

My name is Dennis. Dennis McCoy.

Nineteen minutes.

No idea, that's the point!

No one but you could play!

No one leaves the building.

No way!

No way.

No, Death. Not at all.

No, Monterey Pop, '67.

No, no, no.

No, seriously, Uncle Ted,

No, we actually are princesses.

No!

No!

No! No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. I guess, go.

No. No, I'm not gonna tell you where I am.

No. No.

No. Not at all. Why?

No. We just need to talk to you, Death.

Not at all.

Not long before we were born,

Not only did it not unite the world,

Not only was it wearing on them and on the family...

Not to mention making my dad his own son.

Not yet.

Not...

Nothing is working.

Now alls we gotta do

Now alls we gotta do is figure out

Now there's no song.

Now we'll wait for those other us's

Now you got no choice, Robot.

Now, take the song!

Now, um, did we hear you say something about

Nurse!

Of course, Jo.

Of course.

Of our dire circumstance is most impressive.

Of our newest sonic creation.

Of the information he was acting on.

Of this session with your wives.

Officer Deacon Logan.

Oh, and we're back.

Oh, dude, that's us!

Oh, dude, we are totally living in that van.

Oh, hello!

Oh, hello. Hello, everyone.

Oh, hey.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, maybe because you guys left us

Oh, my God, what's happening?

Oh, never mind.

Oh, no, no.

Oh, no!

Oh, no! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. They're gonna do the thing.

Oh, shh. Your dad used to call me that.

Oh, Ted! Even if we knew

Oh, thank you, B.

Oh, this is exactly what we don't need right now.

Oh, well...

Oh, well...

Oh, what? No.

Oh, when the saints

Oh, when the saints go marching in

Oh, when the saints go marching in

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. This is way worse than the Christmas incident.

Oh, you did, all right.

Oh, you're not taking it back, Curly.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. "We love them."

Oh. Cool.

Oh. That's Dennis Caleb McCoy.

Oh. Um...

Oh. Well, isn't he still mad at you guys?

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh... I...

Oh... Oh, no.

Okay, great.

Okay, guys, let's go!

Okay, I have to sit down.

Okay, let's go!

Okay, let's stop for a moment

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right, then.

Okay. It's the "we" part.

Okay. Let's go, Dennis McCoy.

Okay. Maybe...

Okay. Okay. The girls said C major.

Okay. See, contrary to what some have argued,

Okay. Thank you, guys.

Okay. What about us leaving you?

Older yous from the future are just about to show up

On Amazing Grace.

On it, dude.

On what happens...

Once Bill and I were knighted,

One eight two eight...

One hundred thirteen beats per minute.

One last thing.

One month ago,

One song did all this?

One, two, three, four!

One, two, three, four.

Only to save reality as we know it.

Oops.

Or is it a Wilsonian loop

Our sincerest apologies that we're here, great musicians.

Our wives have been gone for two years

Our wives just traveled through multiple realities.

Outstanding!

Over here, dude.

Part One.

People seemed to be in their music.