💬 Freaky Friday

A jolt.

Aaaaah!

Aah!

About a rigid society,

About me getting married either, Anna.

About these stupid, lame things they don't really have to do.

About what?

About your pathetic vendetta against an innocent student.

Act like Keith. Not the behavior?

Actually, I learned it from her.

Actually, Mom, there's something I forgot to tell you.

Ah, okay.

Ah! Aaaaah!

Alan, that's not our car!

All of you should have finished reading "Hamlet" by now.

All right, all right, all right. Coleman.

All right, let's all take our seats for the test.

All right, let's do this thing.

All right, let's do this.

All right, okay, relax. Open them.

All right, they keep the tests in the file room.

All right, this morning was good.

All right, what do you want?

All right!

All right.

All right. I'll drab up.

All right. Ready?

All that will get us is a 72 hour lockdown

All the more reason to stay home.

All those years

Am I so lame that I would love "Baby, One More Time"?

Am I supposed to follow this?

An audition, that's great.

An earthquake?

An earthquake.

And a little more about your honors qualifying exam.

And be as kind as you possibly can for me.

And cleaning?

And did she ever hear a "thank you"? No.

And drop instantly to my thighs.

And everybody could see I was happy again.

And fix your shirt.

And get that cheap stud out of my ear.

And he probably flirted with her a little,

And he wrote a wonderful paper about your daughter.

And how do you feel about that?

And I am so psyched to be here!

And I can wait.

And I deserved every single one of those trips to detention.

And I didn't think we'd ever be able to get over it.

And I don't want mine? My wedding's tomorrow.

And I know nothing can happen. I'm not stupid.

And I respect the hell out of that.

And I'm gonna apologize to Stacey Hinkhouse and Mr. Bates.

And if you don't, I'm sure the school board would love to hear

And if you must speak, simply say,

And if you're excited about something,

And in her diary, she keeps mentioning this boy.

And it just makes me feel really depressed.

And let's face it, we are tired much of the time.

And my mom wouldn't let me go out with him,

And now I know how Anna feels.

And quality time with your kids? You know what?

And she actually came to find

And she approves.

And she did.

And start again?

And that for someone as special as Ryan,

And that she's just a girl in a stupid band.

And the florist.

And they're waiting for me.

And truth be told, you're way too old for me.

And we will go to the restaurant at lunch and get switched back.

And what are you doing?

And what is this?

And what she feels is that...

And what was she mumbling about in Chinese?

And while I'm apologizing, let me just say to the whole car

And you became involved with your cheerleading,

And you don't need a man to complete you.

And you girls would do well to follow my example.

And you have your honors qualifying exam today.

And you told her?

And you will be graded according to your answer.

And you're not who you think you are.

And you're qualified to make that assessment?

And, Elizabeth, remember, you are a smart, strong,

Anna Banana!

Anna Coleman.

Anna really wanted her mom to know that.

Anna, come here quick.

Anna, come on. This is really important.

Anna, for one day, the entirety of our life

Anna, Harry, you're so big now. What happened?

Anna, high school is not that hard.

Anna, hurry up!

Anna, I know you're stressing.

Anna, I let you practice in the garage.

Anna, stop.

Anna, what are you doing? What's wrong?

Anna, you rock!

Anna, you're beautiful, okay? But you're not her.

Anna!

Anna?

Anna.

Anna's friends decided to crash.

Anna's got a boyfriend.

Anna's never gonna use pi! Why is it called pi anyway?

Are you gonna get that?

Are you happy for your mommy?

Are you kidding? You think you can be me?

Are you listening to a word I'm saying?

Are you mad?

Are you serious?

Are you sick?

Author of "Through the Looking Glass,

B, 'D' squared times the sum of pi cubed

Bates. Elton Bates.

Bates. I've seen him before. Where have I seen him before?

Beautiful, independent woman,

Because Claudius usurped his father's throne.

Because he was a really great dad.

Because I'd like to know about it now.

Because I'm going on my honeymoon.

Because it will go down your throat

Because of our demanding and hectic...

Because she probably likes this guy, too.

Because they spend their time obsessing

Because we have too much fun fighting.

Bite me!

Boy, it's true. Youth is wasted on the young.

Break a leg.

Breathe. Deep breath.

But couldn't we borrow Anna for 20 minutes?

But he secretly likes your daughter.

But he's having a little trouble with bullies.

But he's having a problem applying himself,

But he's not your father.

But I don't know why I did that.

But I need to focus on my schoolwork,

But I was still really worried about my kids, Anna and Harry.

But I was wondering what you were doing

But I'm concerned, Doctor, that she and this boy might be,

But it will do nothing whatsoever to me.

But please.

But she rocks, doesn't she?

But she turned you down.

But tell us, what got you interested

But thanks anyway, Jason.

But then I got up.

But then...

But we'll forgive each other.

But why does this have to be World War III?

But you know how it is with school.

But you lied to me.

But you still haven't answered the fundamental question.

But, Mom.

But, you know, I mean, like her as your mom.

By what stretch of the imagination...

Bye, honey.

Bye.

Can I go?

Can I have a quad choc caramel latte?

Can't stand 'em.

Clearly, we're not switching back tonight.

Cold sore, cold sore.

Coleman.

Come here. Oh, sweetheart.

Come on, hurry!

Come on, Mom. Everyone's got one.

Come on, you rock harder than anyone I know.

Come on, you said it yourself.

Come on! Come on!

Come on! They'll let her retake the test!

Come on.

Communication. That's all it takes.

Cookie?

Cool. Guess we're done.

Could it be your career killing TV appearance,

Could you hold on one second?

Could you hold on?

Could you, like, chill for a sec?

Cuidado!

Cute shirt.

Darling.

Depressed.

Detention, but...

Did I pass out in here?

Did I say hello?

Did you give them the fortune cookie?

Did you make a move?

Divided by 'D' minus two."

Do something!

Do you have your permit?

Do you know him?

Do you like it?

Do you see what he does behind your back?

Do you see? Why do I bother telling you anything?

Do you think I could borrow my mother for just one minute?

Do you think that your surliness

Do you understand?

Do you want to know why adults are so tired all the time?

Do you, like, not want to get married now?

Dominated by one all powerful, ego tripping dictator.

Don't even think about it.

Don't let her see you.

Don't make me do this.

Don't make me hurt you.

Don't start with me.

Don't they make a big deal out of the rehearsal,

Don't treat me like your patients.

Don't worry. I would never let you down.

Don't you remember any of it? I know I do.

Don't you think that's rather important, too?

Don't you use that tone with me.

Dottie had her escorted from the building 10 minutes ago.

Dr. Coleman's office.

Earthquake, earthquake!

Earthquake!

Earthquake! Save me!

Earthquake?

Earthquake.

Enough to know that you got an "F" in English today.

Enough with the drama.

Evan, I'm so sorry.

Evan!

Evan.

Evan. Evan.

Evan. I knew that.

Even though my husband died.

Everyone? Harry, everyone has one.

Exactly.

Except he had hair.

Excuse me.

Feet down.

For being such an insane control freak all the time.

For God's sake, you really need to find someone your own age.

For my flagrant disregard for anyone's feelings but my own.

Forget about that. We'll get her later.

Fresh air will do you good.

From C C D to C D C.

From right here in Los Angeles, let's give it up for Pink Slip!

From the fortune cookie.

Get a grip. I am not...

Get a room!

Get away, you clone freak!

Get away.

Get back here, you little.

Get out of my room!

Get out of the car. I'm driving.

Give me your hands.

Give your Grampy Doodle a big huggy buggy.

Glad you could make it.

Go get 'em!

Go get dressed.

Go on. Go.

Go, go, go, go!

Go.

God, your mom's cool.

God.

Good luck flunking.

Good luck, Anna.

Good morning. Hi.

Good thing, I guess.

Good to see you.

Good try!

Good, now we can hear.

Goodbye.

Got a surprise. You're gonna be happy with me.

Got it! Got it!

Grading is subjective.

Grandpa, could you pass the milk?

Grandpa, over here.

Grandpa, pass the milk!

Grandpa!

Grandpa! Harry! No!

Great dress. Sexy.

Great.

Greet the day.

Griffith High School.

Halibut! Ew!

Hamlet.

Harry, could you settle down?

Harry, do you know who that is?

Harry, get down from the table this instant!

Harry, go get your own breakfast.

Harry!

Harry's very bright,

He definitely likes you for your mind.

He hasn't made his move yet because that wouldn't be cool.

He is a sweet boy.

He just looks for ways to torture me.

He likes me.

He must've followed us. Mom, what're we gonna do?

He'll be very sweet and gracious about it.

He'll fit in, you know what I mean?

He'll understand.

He's a friend of mine, Ryan.

He's fine.

He's gonna think I'm so stupid, I can't even put on a shirt.

He's just bopping around, doesn't know which way's up.

He's just nobody.

He's kind of a wimp.

He's not even looking.

He's totally looking.

Hello in there?

Hello, Anna.

Hello, hello.

Hello?

Hello? It was a Ducati.

Hello? It's called reading between the lines!

Hello.

Hello. Dr. Coleman.

Hello. Good morning.

Help me!

Her best friend probably isn't talking to her

Here you are, you little monster.

Here you go. You can wear my extra helmet.

Hey, Anna.

Hey, Dad, you're early!

Hey, Gramps.

Hey, guys.

Hey, hey! You come back here.

Hey, I've got The Hives for you.

Hey, is Dr. Coleman coming out soon?

Hey, Mom, can I...

Hey, monkey! Hey, hey, hey. Hey.

Hey, take it easy, stud. Save it for the honeymoon.

Hey, Tessie!

Hey, there you are.

Hey, why don't you ask that girl to dance?

Hey! What happened?

Hey. How's it going?

Hi, Harry.

Hi, Mrs. Coleman. Congratulations on your big day.

Hi, Stacey.

Hi.

Hi. This is Dr. Dunn's office.

Hi. Welcome back.

Hold on. I need my glasses.

Hold still, honey, hold still.

Hon.

Honey, you gotta wake up.

Honey!

Honey?

Honey.

Honor. It's not the wedding. It's the rehearsal.

House of Chang!

How about 10% off catering?

How can you entertain ideas about you and a woman her age?

How can you say I don't care? I'm not that guy.

How can you? Aren't you the maid of horror or something?

How do you feel about that?

How do you know that?

How many minutes are left?

How quickly I've been able to get over it.

How truly sorry I am

How was Anna today?

I am appalled at you two. I clearly said...

I am appalled Stacey would do something like that.

I am beyond cutting you slack, Anna.

I am calling to confirm your root canal appointment.

I am going to make one final attempt

I am not babysitting some 40 year old wack job.

I am so sorry. I'm so sorry, sir.

I beg your pardon!

I beg your pardon?

I brought an early wedding present.

I can hear the "Hallelujah Chorus."

I can hold down the fort here for 20 minutes.

I can't believe it. It's Jake.

I can't believe you! You're ruining my life.

I can't do this.

I can't hear you!

I can't marry Ryan. Ew!

I can't...

I cannot fix it. Only you can fix it.

I checked. There's no service on the north side of the island.

I completely forgot!

I could go and take the exam for you.

I could never forget about you. I see you every day.

I could, and I would do it without getting a detention.

I didn't know what...

I didn't really even know the guy.

I didn't want to say anything.

I do not suck the fun out of everything.

I do?

I don't believe in physical contact

I don't even know how to do that.

I don't have to ask if my band means anything to you.

I don't know what this whole thing is.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know why you never wear these. They're cute.

I don't know.

I don't remember reading any of this in your book.

I don't see anything.

I don't think Elton Bates will be giving me much trouble.

I don't think you're thrilled

I don't understand anything.

I don't wanna get married at 15!

I don't want my maid of honor looking like a harlot.

I don't want to know.

I feel like I know you.

I for one am not crazy.

I got you on.

I gotta go.

I guess all I'm trying to say is, Ryan, welcome to our family.

I guess I was so happy,

I guess I'm gonna start the toasts.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'll try and do better, Mom.

I guess you better hurry up.

I guess you're not ready yet.

I had some car trouble.

I had the class write an essay on who they admire most,

I have no idea.

I have to ask you to do something for me.

I have to go. Really, I just...

I hope so.

I just know the play.

I just needed a ride.

I just want to know her.

I knew that.

I know exactly what to say.

I know I got involved with my music,

I know it's not important to you

I know it's unconventional, okay?

I know my mother will understand.

I know you get nervous, but you're gonna be great.

I know your life is perfect.

I know, sweetie. It's a hard day.

I know! Me neither. I mean, get a bass player.

I know. I'm sorry.

I look like Stevie Nicks.

I love this song.

I love you, too.

I love you.

I mean I'm allowed because I'm old.

I mean the band.

I mean, have you never heard of takeout?

I mean, he's Hamlet.

I mean, he's short.

I mean, how do you feel about that?

I mean, I just thought we could play in the key of "rock"!

I mean, like, how could I, like, get an "F"?

I mean, not "like her" like her,

I mean, was she nice to you?

I mean, you know.

I might even read one of those books.

I most certainly am.

I must have missed it.

I need to talk to you right now.

I need you to tell Ryan you need to postpone the wedding.

I never pushed Anna because I want her to like me

I never would have thought about it that way.

I play my dad's old Telecaster.

I promise there will be serious consequences for her.

I really do want to understand, Anna!

I really don't want to get married.

I really have been stressing in school,

I said no salmon.

I saw what you did to Stacey's test.

I seriously doubt that.

I spoke to your principal.

I started reading your new book,

I think I'll go check on that duck.

I think that would be fairly pointless, but go ahead.

I think we can dispense with the drama.

I think you know I pay attention, Anna.

I think you're right.

I thought I was dying.

I thought I'd get the author to sign it.

I thought you said you needed a ride to work.

I thought your mom didn't want you on a bike.

I told you he wouldn't totally ruin your life!

I told you I wouldn't be able to call you on your honeymoon,

I tried to learn your solo, and I suck.

I want my body back.

I want my room back. I want my friends.

I want to eat whatever I want when I want.

I want to talk to her.

I want to talk to your mom.

I want you back here at 11:45 sharp.

I was just teaching Mom some new dance moves.

I was singing in the shower again.

I was thinking if you wanted, we could check it out.

I wasn't thinking about what's best for you and Harry.

I will go to school, and you will stay right...

I wish I wasn't.

I work here. Hey, I caught the show.

I wrote it.

I'd better...

I'd like that.

I'll be along in a minute.

I'll be nice.

I'll be there, too, if you want to come check.

I'll get it.

I'll give you one thing.

I'll grunge down.

I'll have to do that on the way home, and call the mechanic

I'll really, really try.

I'll suck the fun out of everything.

I'll take you.

I'll take your exam, and everything will be okay.

I'll watch the door.

I'm being selfless. Are you being selfless?

I'm dead?

I'm going to ask each one of you one question,

I'm going to get a little stud here, okay?

I'm gonna barf!

I'm gonna be available on my cellphone.

I'm gonna be honest with you.

I'm gonna check out those Lakers.

I'm gonna give you three.

I'm imitating Mom. You should've seen her today!

I'm interested. Try me.

I'm merely a grown woman trapped in my daughter's body.

I'm moving out and never coming back ever, ever, ever again!

I'm not dead.

I'm not even Irish.

I'm not in detention. I work here.

I'm not really a prying kind of guy,

I'm old!

I'm ready for the test, Mr. Bates.

I'm serious! This guy's hot!

I'm sorry I'm the one thing in your life that isn't perfect!

I'm sorry, Mom.

I'm sure a high test would be simple for me.

I'm sure with a haircut you'd look presentable.

I'm the one who should be apologizing

I'm thinking of you, really.

I'm tone deaf.

I'm with you.

I've been dying to comb these rats out.

I've been seeing him every day for three years.

I've gotta get home.

I've had a better week.

If and when you can explain...

If he loves me like I think he does, he'll wait, too.

If I switch with Harry, do I have to wear a thong?

If I were you, I would be thinking less about boys

If Ryan sees you here, it will blow everything.

If that's who you think I am, this is never gonna work.

If there was, she wouldn't be writing about it.

If you manage to alienate Ryan in my body.

If you think my life is perfect!

In a phoneless, dateless, Amish existence.

In front of your mom?

In terms of 'D' is equal to A, 'D' squared times the sum

In the physical and intellectual exhaustion

In the psych ward and a Thorazine drip.

Is he really seeing his father's ghost, or is he simply mad?

Is not gonna be focused on you.

Is the best way for you to get what you want?

Is there something you'd like to tell me?

Is this new? Am I gonna see you tomorrow?

Is this yours?

It needs to happen before the toasts and speeches.

It was a high school dance.

It will be fine.

It's "1984." How could anyone miss it?

It's 20 blocks!

It's a blatant attack on totalitarianism.

It's a once in a lifetime chance. Please.

It's about the audition! You're ruining my life!

It's been going off all day.

It's clear you think we're all noise.

It's disgusting.

It's early, but I think you are definitely in.

It's easy to be you.

It's exciting. Your music.

It's Jake.

It's just that I'm meeting thousands

It's just, when I look into your eyes...

It's me. Mom.

It's not even legal!

It's nothing, darling.

It's okay. She owes me.

It's really not like me. Honestly.

It's stupid to think about him, but I can't help it."

Its own kind of cool, new, little unit.

Its prize reflected in another's eyes.

Its prize reflected in another's eyes."

Jake, believe me, it is not me you like, it's Anna.

Jake, if you like me at all, you will just leave me alone.

Jake, stop!

Jake! Ooh, Jake!

Jake.

Just don't cancel the audition yet.

Just fake it.

Just give me the ride.

Just go act like Keith.

Just go out and act like Keith!

Just listen attentively, nod occasionally,

Just listen to us.

Just now on the phone.

Just please let him know that I love him.

Just pull up here. Mom, out of the car.

K l S S l N G.

Keith, right, yeah.

Kept hitting me with a volleyball.

Kinda. That's Jake.

Kiss?

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage

Leave 'em alone! They like it!

Let me at least give you a ride.

Let's get out of here.

Let's hit her.

Let's just say this cute guy asks you out.

Let's talk about what this is really about.

Let's talk. I want to understand.

Let's try to be selfless.

Like all your weird relatives coming to town?

Like cooking.

Like I didn't figure that out.

Like I'm going to take that bullet. Please!

Like that'll help you.

Like today, the one time Jake spoke to me, he totally...

Like, every day in this torture chamber.

Line 27.

Listen, do you think we could just rewind this whole thing

Listen, I feel really stupid.

Listen, I need you to give me a ride.

Look at me!

Look at you.

Look, Dr. Coleman, dude, I'm really sorry,

Look, girls... guys, if it were any other night.

Look, I don't know what's going on.

Look, I think something's happened to us.

Look, I'm a walrus.

Look, look, look.

Look, she signed my butt!

Love the hair.

Love.

Loved your book. I actually read this one.

Make good choices.

Makeup! Great stuff!

Mama!

Mama! What are you doing?

Man, you sure were great.

Marry the dude. Just don't make me do it.

Maybe just my face would be reassuring.

Maybe we are crazy.

Maybe you can calmly explain to me

Means absolutely nothing to you.

Meat loaf.

Mine.

Mister Dude, you rock!

Mmm!

Mom, did you see what happened to my door?

Mom, do what you want.

Mom, he is so awesome.

Mom, it's an earring!

Mom, look, I don't wanna talk about this now.

Mom, maybe we should go to the emergency room.

Mom, stop shrinking me. It's not about Dad.

Mom, that's not fair.

Mom, what's wrong?

Mom!

Mom?

Mom.

Mom's dead.

Mommy, Mommy, Mommy.

Mommy!

Mommy.

Mr. Bates, I don't understand this "F".

Mr. Bates, may I please speak with you?

Mr. Franelli, who is Fortinbras?

Mr. Waters, describe the character of Hamlet.

Mrs. Coleman!

Mrs. Coleman?

Mrs. Coleman.

Ms. Coleman.

My cereal.

My first french fry in eight years.

My first wedding went like this, you know.

My God, he's coming over. Say hi.

My grade is final.

My hair. It's gone!

My patients are not going to pay $ 150 an hour

Never cared?

Never, because she's an insane, psycho freak.

New the****utic technique. Switching points of view.

Nice.

No big deal.

No mom who listens to The Vines would punish anybody.

No one could ever take the place of her dad...

No time. I've got my sweater on.

No way!

No way. I'm not answering that thing again.

No way. Unh unh.

No, I don't, not if you're gonna put me in this role.

No, I really can't.

No, it has to be halibut.

No, it's okay. I unplugged you.

No, just the playing!

No, Kevin.

No, listen, I can see you're not ready for this.

No, no, no.

No, no. I have a wedding rehearsal.

No, no. I have to...

No, not exactly.

No, Pei Pei, we have a caterer.

No, they don't.

No, this cover's a classic.

No, wait, it's breathing.

No, we're not going anywhere.

No, you may not touch the power tools.

No, you're the exciting one. The musical one.

No! You have to disappear!

No.

No. Boris.

No. I don't think so.

No. It looks cool.

No. No, I'm cutting the dentist.

No. No, no, no. Absolutely not.

No. Please do sit still.

No. Ready? One, two, three.

No. There was no earthquake.

Not like I've ever been on it. I'm not allowed.

Not well, I might add.

Nothing is going on between her and this guy.

Nothing.

Nothing. Just taking care of my brother.

Nothing. You are in no way to give anyone any advice.

Now a good time.

Now get out there! Your solo's coming!

Now hurry up and finish your test.

Now you can see your pretty face.

Now, makeup's gonna come to you, sweetie, okay?

Now, wait a minute!

Now, what are you still doing here?

Now, what is pi again? Three point something?

Oedipal, because of the undercurrents with his mother.

Of 100 year old people.

Of course I can. Watch me.

Of pi divided by four minus 'D' divided by two.

Of trick or treating and sleepovers.

Oh, and by the way, Elton,

Oh, Anna Banana, it's you.

Oh, boy.

Oh, could I just have, like, one minute, please?

Oh, found it!

Oh, God, I am crazy.

Oh, God, I didn't get the dry cleaning.

Oh, God, this is good.

Oh, he can walk from here.

Oh, hi, hi. You back so soon.

Oh, him too?

Oh, honey, go back inside. I'll be right there.

Oh, I am going to be calling her mother.

Oh, I fixed your jeans.

Oh, I have no memory of this!

Oh, I just realized I have to meet my friends,

Oh, I will most definitely be picking up the Volvo.

Oh, I'll have one.

Oh, I'm like the Cryptkeeper!

Oh, it was terrifying. I had no idea what it takes.

Oh, let me see.

Oh, look, Anna, let's not do this now, please.

Oh, Mama, stay out of it, please.

Oh, Mom, I just had breakfast.

Oh, Mom!

Oh, my God, you are my mother.

Oh, my God! My wedding's tomorrow.

Oh, my God! Ryan!

Oh, my God! You're not coming back.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. What have you done to me?

Oh, my gosh, thank you.

Oh, no, I have to get that fortune thingy.

Oh, no.

Oh, right. So now it's my fault.

Oh, she is dead. Worse than dead.

Oh, so you don't answer your phone.

Oh, thank God it's "Hamlet." I was in that play in high...

Oh, that's gross!

Oh, this food may make you blow up like a balloon,

Oh, this is my mother, Dr. Coleman.

Oh, this is ridiculous. I've never used pi.

Oh, this sucks.

Oh, we're still stuck in our garage phase.

Oh, well, there we go.

Oh, wonderful.

Oh, you're not serious. No!

Oh! Can I watch?

Oh! I have had it!

Oh! My... my...

Oh! Thanks.

Oh.

Oh. Mama!

Oh. She's crazy.

Oh. She's such a joker.

Oh. Yeah, I'm here, and you're here.

Ohh!

Okay what?

Okay, 'cause if she wasn't, I'd have to punish her.

Okay, better get up.

Okay, blah, blah.

Okay, but you owe me.

Okay, fine. Don't show up. See if I care.

Okay, focus.

Okay, good idea, how about I do?

Okay, good.

Okay, great. I've got I.D. For once.

Okay, he's just this really amazing guy, Mom.

Okay, I went to detention.

Okay, I'm not sure...

Okay, let's go.

Okay, let's have lunch. Let's eat.

Okay, Mom.

Okay, now when I say go. Ready?

Okay, okay, okay, I'll try.

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay. Thank you.

Okay, that was the switch.

Okay, that's enough.

Okay, there's gotta be some clue here.

Okay, where are we going next? Harry's school?

Okay, whose?

Okay!

Okay?

Okay.

Okay. Harry's still Harry, and Grandpa's still Grandpa.

Okay. Here is the number for the cab company.

Okay. I thought you forgot about me.

Okay. I'll see you at home.

Okay. If I can drive.

Okay. Okay, okay, okay.

Okay. Okay, that was stupid.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Who's up for Chinese?

Okay. Yeah, great.

Okay. You go over there, and I go over here.

Old people!

On her own terms, in her own way.

On the eve of our wedding

One more day.

One of the bands dropped out of the Wango Tango auditions.

One second.

Ooh, bummer.

Ooh!

Ooh! You again.

Oozing sore!

Or "C, 'D' cubed minus the sum of pi squared.

Or any of the preposterous things you just said.

Or dreaming.

Or, perhaps, my body's makeover from hell?

Ow!

Parent teacher conference!

Particularly in Math.

Perfect patients who worship the ground you walk on.

Platinum, cool.

Please, Mommy, can I go out with him? Please?

Please, no!

Please. Just please.

Pointing at me and you.

Privacy's a privilege, Anna.

Psst!

Quit bugging 'em!

Ramones?

Ready and three, two.

Really?

Really? Wow.

Really.

Remind me again how I did it.

Richards, Mom!

Right here. Can you get away?

Right now, I just really want us to take this shot, okay?

Right, Mom.

Right. Her chest is moving, honey, see?

Right...

Road!

Role playing! Her idea.

Root canal?

Run away.

Run fast.

Ryan, could you?

Ryan.

Say hi back, or I break up with Ryan.

Se nes cence? Seeny sincey?

See you soon. Happy dining.

See? She always starts it.

See? She's not moving.

Senescence in Retrograde."

Senescence, like senile!

Sexy new look for you, Mrs. Coleman.

She and her best friend aren't speaking, Doctor.

She did something. Some strange Asian voodoo.

She don't know what you're talking about.

She had a boyfriend, and you were weird.

She had the same shirt?

She had to stay here.

She is totally ruining our lives.

She saw it.

She showed me the paper you wrote about Anna.

She was so cool!

She was stressing a little,

She will spend the next year

She'd be out there doing it.

She'd come with a hatchet.

Shh! Shh! Don't scream.

Shotgun!

Shut up!

Since she started dating that guy.

Since when do you get nervous?

Sing it on the second verse.

Sit with me?

Snap!

So dead and so grounded.

So don't forget

So I just had to beg her to check him out for me.

So it's cool?

So it's just us. What did we do wrong?

So now her best friend is acting like some psycho freak.

So that means we're stuck like this forever.

So you're in my body, and I'm in your body.

So, did you talk to your mom?

So, Doctor, tell us about your new book.

So, Ethan.

So, hold him back.

So, it's a good crowd out there.

So, let's do this thingy!

So, listen.

So, see you around.

So, shall we go in here and do it?

So, that's it? I can go?

So, three years ago,

So, what do you play?

So, what do you say? Do you want a ride?

So, what'd she say?

So, you're in a band?

So?

So.

Some fantasy you're trying to get out of your system?

Sorry.

Sorta.

Speak for yourself. I could use those little notes.

Stacey, I want to talk to you. Come here.

Stacey, what are you doing?

Stacey! Hi, how are you?

Stop groveling, man. Let her come to you.

Stop it!

Stop it! Promise you'll leave my mother alone.

Stop! Anna!

Stop! Stop!

Straddling some guy on the back of a big, black Harley.

Sure, sure, I'll chill.

Sure, whatever. After what you just did for me, anything.

Sure.

Sweetheart.

Take it out right now!

Technically?

Tell 'em you're going to the bathroom, do the song,

Tenor medium.

Tess, look, really, it's no trouble to drive him.

Tess!

Tess?

Thank you for everything.

Thank you so much!

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you so, so much.

Thanks a lot. Say hi to your mom.

Thanks, Mitch.

Thanks.

That he's a very together young man.

That is it.

That is seriously overreaching.

That is the last thing I'm going to give him.

That makes one of us.

That seems to overcome those of us

That Stacey Hinkhouse is conniving.

That was a college level analysis.

That was amazing. You totally destroyed him.

That was because Stacey Hinkhouse

That was pathetic!

That we can never have again at the House of Blues.

That we would all just make a little room.

That would be unethical.

That's "Macbeth," you know nothing twit.

That's awesome!

That's bad. "Bad Mom" award.

That's character building. Kid needs to toughen up.

That's definitely not mine.

That's disgusting.

That's exactly how it should be. That's how I want it.

That's it!

That's my mom.

That's not fair! They're not my teeth.

That's not mine.

That's not true.

That's promising.

That's so weird about your mom.

That's the first time Tessie's work hasn't put me to sleep.

That's today. What about tomorrow, Mom?

That's very interesting.

That's where I want you to be.

That's where you ought to be. Cheering her on.

That's why I've been craving caffeine all day.

The earthquake and then Pei Pei's crazy mother

The next act in the KllSFM Wango Tango auditions,

The role of insensitive stepfather

The Vines, The Breeders.

Then selfless love will change you back."

Then there is the timeless question of insanity.

There she is.

There you go. Oh, sorry.

There's my Anna Banana!

They had a last second cancellation.

They'll think we're crazy.

They're awesome.

They're coming to town next week.

They're gonna pick one local band to play at Wango Tango.

They're so burned out they won't notice. Trust me.

This guy next to me came into the picture.

This is about your dad.

This is not an appropriate subject.

This isn't mine!

This isn't really a good time.

This was so fun, and I'm gonna remember it forever.

Those are Ryan's parents. Hi.

Those aren't mine!

Those clothes are going back tomorrow!

Time's running out to talk about it. Please, tell me.

Time's up! It's after 6:00!

To get therapy from a stripper.

To go to this audition tomorrow

To talk about that book?

To the bride and groom.

To understand what goes on in your head.

Today is a lovely day for a pop quiz.

Tomorrow?

Tomorrow? You mean after the rehearsal dinner?

Tomorrow's Friday. That's my mom's rehearsal dinner.

Trust me, you don't want to know.

Try listening to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs,

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Turkey.

Two bands have gone, and they both blew.

Uh huh.

Very good.

Wake up, honey.

Wake up!

Wake up.

Walk with him.

Wanna get that?

We all are, and I know that maybe it won't be brilliant,

We are half a block from the House of Blues.

We are the first alternate.

We changed the chord progression in the first verse

We had a really bad thing happen in our family.

We have to check in at the House of Blues by 7:00.

We have to leave. We'll spoil the surprise.

We lost a father and a husband,

We might have a chance if you come.

We saw you.

We seem to be inside each other.

We think happened to us at your restaurant.

We were best friends in sixth grade.

We were lucky to make this cut.

We will get through this morning as each other,

We'd like to speak to you about something

We'd never ask you, or anybody for anything ever again.

We'll find some way to laugh about it.

We'll get through it.

We'll go home and find the fortune.

We'll still love you, even if it blows.

We're going through here?

We're gonna to have to tell him.

We're here with Dr. Tess Coleman,

We're not going to tell anyone.

We're on at 7:45.

We're ready for you now.

Well, at least you have a great sense of style.

Well, don't tell her I like her.

Well, during.

Well, good luck getting dressed without a door.

Well, I don't care about the extra cost.

Well, I think they're trying to get Anna to go to an audition

Well, I'd love to.

Well, I'm not gonna pay for it.

Well, I'm worried.

Well, if you ever get out of your garage, let me know.

Well, in the words of Hamlet, "What's done is done."

Well, it is her rehearsal dinner.

Well, look, I've got this import.

Well, Mr. Bates is out to get me.

Well, of course we're tired

Well, political, of course,

Well, the rocking may be in short supply tonight, girls.

Well, what can I say about Harry?

Well, when you get your body back, it's grounded.

Well, why not?

Well, why, yes, I don't mind if I do.

Well, you asked me, I mean, my mom to the prom,

Well, you know, he's very good in English.

Well, you talk about it enough.

Well?

Well.

What about bullies?

What about tomorrow?

What am I supposed to say to the freak?

What are the central conflicts in "Hamlet"?

What are they talking about?

What are we gonna do now? I can't go to school like this.

What are you doing here?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Get out of my room!

What are you gonna do?

What are you gonna do? Whoo!

What are you still doing here? Go! Right now!

What are you talking about? She looks great.

What are you thinking?

What are you?

What did she say?

What did you do with it, troll?

What do you have today?

What do you have under your shirt?

What do you mean, "sorta"?

What do you mean?

What do you want, punk?

What does that mean?

What fortune?

What have you done to my ear?

What I hear is that my special night

What is it about Ryan you don't like?

What is that tone? Are you using a tone with me?

What is this? One of them thongs?

What is up with you today?

What kind of caterer are you?

What mistakes did I make?

What role?

What the hell just happened?

What the word "senescence" means.

What would you say if I told you I could help finish your test?

What?

What? I'm ready.

What's up?

What's up? What's up?

Whatever, Anna.

Whatever.

When I fell in love with you, I knew you came with a family,

When I say I can't, you don't know the half of it.

When is this conflict with Stacey Hinkhouse going to end?

When the fortune come true, then you go back, okay?

When the fortune come true, then you go back.

When we woke up this morning, we weren't ourselves.

When what you see is what you lack,

Where do I even begin?

Where have you been?

Where'd you meet him?

Where's my door?

Whether they'd be able to accept a new man in their life.

Whew.

Which had to be tonight, but I said no.

White Stripes?

Who are, let's say, no longer 20.

Who couldn't care less or thinks it's a stupid band,

Who couldn't make up his...

Who do you think paid for those guitar lessons?

Who's catering? Chinese food good luck.

Who's he?

Who's Jake?

Whoa, hold it.

Whoa! She's blind!

Whoo!

Whoo! Whoo!

Why am I in Anna's room?

Why are we so tired?

Why are you in detention all the time?

Why can't I just go? Please.

Why can't we talk about this?

Why do you always have to blame him?

Why do you always take his side?

Why do you have to hold it in all the time?

Why don't we, like...

Why is everything always... It's Jake!

Why not?

Why this falling out?

Why would I want a leprechaun ice sculpture?

Why you were in detention twice today.

Why, if I was your age, oh!

Why?

Why? Are you canceling the session?

Why? Everyone likes them. You look great.

Why? What are you so anxious about?

Wish her luck for me.

With the opposite sex at all, ever.

Would you leave your brother alone?

Wow.

Yeah, but this looks okay, right?

Yeah, but...

Yeah, I'd like that.

Yeah, I'm being selfless.

Yeah, I'm canceling.

Yeah, if you're selling Bibles. And what did you do to my hair?

Yeah, it's all about Ryan now, isn't it?

Yeah, it's great we're getting married, isn't it?

Yeah, okay. Let's fix your hair.

Yeah, shocker.

Yeah, totally. You can come check me out.

Yeah, well, same to you, dude.

Yeah, what's with the bun?

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah. I meant to talk to you about that.

Yeah. Whatever.

Yes, Elizabeth.

Yes, I am.

Yes, I would consider the lawnmower to be a power tool.

Yes, Mr. Bates?

Yes, there was.

Yes, this is she.

Yes, yes, I see what you're saying.

Yes, you did.

Yes.

Yo, sup?

Yo.

You act like you don't even care about this band.

You are not going to the audition.

You called me "honey."

You can eat Anna's cereal.

You can't tell me you never went to a rock concert.

You cannot eat fast food.

You cannot talk to him like that.

You couldn't last one day in my high school.

You didn't feel it?

You find the answer in each other.

You give me that door, or I will kill myself.

You go ask her, you old fart.

You guys are never gonna believe this.

You guys!

You have to go. I'll go to your school.

You have to.

You know anything about this?

You know exactly what we're talking about.

You know what? I'm late for my second job.

You know what? We have to go anyway.

You know, don't worry. I'll be there.

You know, I've been thinking about that kiss.

You know, it's just yesterday was freaky,

You know, just scream about it!

You know, kid, you are way more twisted than I thought.

You know, my publisher doesn't think anybody's gonna know

You know, this Dad thing can be hard or easy.

You like The Hives?

You look fantastic.

You look hot.

You mean to say that he is a man...

You mean, we're stuck in this suck fest?

You need a ride home, or are you gonna pick up the Volvo?

You need a serious and bracing reality check

You never see Stacey anymore.

You pierced your navel?

You play notes?

You punish her?

You read her diaries?

You really are something, Jake.

You really want us to be each other?

You say I'm not interested, Anna.

You seem really different than the person I thought you were.

You should be over there.

You should sit down.

You tell me where you've been, young lady!

You think my life is perfect?

You told her this chance would never come again?

You.

You'd know that if you paid a speck of attention.

You'll be back before they know you've gone.

You'll get used to it.

You're a liar!

You're a little too virtuous, kid.

You're counting the minutes, aren't you?

You're early.

You're gonna see me tomorrow, but not next week,

You're gonna spoil your dinner.

You're here.

You're not controlling, Mom.

You're not doing a good job. We're still here.

You're not going to do anything?

You're not my mother.

You're on "The Dottie Robertson Show."

You're on the verge of suspension,

You're running away from him.

You're serious.

You're taking it out on her daughter, aren't you?

You're the culprit.

You're too young for me.

You've always put the kids first.

You've got to let it go and move on, man.

You've never even met the guy. Guess what? He doesn't care.

Your door will be returned to you, Anna,

Your mom hasn't paid attention to you

Your mom would kill you.

Your nonstop partying with my car and wallet,

Your perfect job, perfect boyfriend,

6:45 already.

54.

"B." Yeah.

"F"? "F."

Aah!

About the audition. Oh, right. She said no.

All my therapists quit on me. I'm not gonna quit on you.

Are we in? Yes!

Are you insane? I know I am.

Are you okay, Anna? God!

Big oozer. I don't care.

Come on, go on over there. Stop bugging me.

Did you bring your permit? No. I can't find it.

Did you feel that? Feel what?

Do you understand? All right!

Doesn't make them any less old. Ryan.

Evan? Who's Evan? My neediest patient.

Found what? My earring.

Fun sucker. Oh, this is ridiculous.

Give us the dirty details. Excuse me?

Harry! Shut up!

Hello. Hello.

Hello. How are you? Hello, Pei Pei.

Hey, cheater. I did not cheat.

Hey, guys. You guys know these yard apes?

Hi, Jake. Hey.

How is she? Evil. She hates me now.

How much is it?

I am! No, you're not!

I do not! Do too!

I don't remember, either. Oh, I hate this!

I know that's your favorite. Whatever.

I preordered the Peking duck. Joy.

I saw the Stones once. Great!

I think he's gonna talk to you. Shut up.

I thought I'd ask... I can't hear you. Hold on.

I was wondering if... That's a nice thought.

I'm gonna pass on that. Now!

I'm gonna talk to my mom. All right.

I'm not that person. Right there.

Is that something I would do? It's something you should do.

It's a great bike. What?

It's all planned already. Okay, how about me?

It's not noise? Most definitely not noise.

Like what? She ran away with the florist.

Look, there's Stacey Hinkhouse. Joy.

Make it stop! Oh, my organizer.

Mama. Okay, fine.

mind. Mind.

No, no. You gotta give him a chance.

No. Anna.

No. Oh, definitely not.

Nobody felt it but us. Earthquake!

Not like me. Enough.

Oh, bummer. Not again.

Oh, come on. Watch the road.

Oh, kill me. Anna, what?

Oh, man! Loser!

Oh, yeah, what did she say? About what?

Okay, but you can't... Jake...

Okay, bye. Okay, bye. Hi, girls.

Okay. Halibut.

Privacy is a privilege. Where is my door, Mom?

Saw me what? With Jake.

She sympathizes. Don't give us this.

Something that sucks. Let me handle this.

Still got your eyes closed? Yeah.

Sure. Yeah.

Tess? Shh. Don't move.

The CD. Oh, yeah, that.

The guts. Thanks.

The wedding is in two days. Think about it.

There was an earthquake. No, there wasn't.

This is... Just one second. One second.

Two for lunch? No, Pei Pei.

Uh! What?

Watch your step. Okay!

Watch your step. Okay.

Watch your step. This way. I'm sorry.

We're screwed. Yep.

What are you doing with this? I'm eating.

What are you doing? I can't do this!

What are you doing? Nothing. Did you bring it?

What did that fortune say? Like I remember?

What? All calm and reasonable.

What? Evan.

What? You're early!

When did you do this? At Maddie's cousin's sweet 16.

When is it? Tomorrow.

Where? I feel it coming on there.

Where's Mom? She ditched us at the studio.

Who? Jake.

Whoa, whoa! What?

Whoo! Yeah!

Why not? Because I said so!

Yeah. Go.

You can't find it? Ha ha!

You don't even know him. I know he's too old for you.

You like The Vines? I got the bootlegs!

You mean our wedding rehearsal? Yeah, whatever.

You mean you're canceling? Yeah, cancel.

You okay? Yeah.

You picked up my car! Yeah.

You saw that? Mm hmm.

You're going. I'll, like, go get your dad.

You're kidding. No, that's how it went down.

"A journey soon begins,

"During." You mean as "instead of"?

"F."

"How do you feel about that?"

"Lack, then selfless love will change you back."

"Oh, everyone's out to get me. You're ruining my life."

"Prepared" is to "you" as "not" is to "test."

"The sum of the areas of the shaded regions

"Through the Looking Glass. Senescence."

$ 10,000? For what?

Freaky Friday
Freaky Friday is a popular movie that was released in 2003. Directed by Mark Waters and based on the novel of the same name by Mary Rodgers, this hilarious and heartwarming comedy takes us on a wild adventure as a mother and daughter magically switch bodies. The film stars Jamie Lee Curtis as Tess Coleman, a strict and no-nonsense psychiatrist, and Lindsay Lohan as her rebellious teenage daughter, Anna. The on-screen chemistry between Curtis and Lohan is superb, and their comedic timing is impeccable. When a mysterious fortune cookie causes Tess and Anna to switch bodies, chaos ensues as they navigate each other's lives and learn important lessons about empathy and understanding. Curtis masterfully embodies the teenage spirit as she portrays Anna trapped in her mother's body, and Lohan captures Tess's no-nonsense attitude with comedic brilliance. Joining the talented leading cast, Mark Harmon portrays Ryan, Tess's loving fiancé, who becomes utterly confused when Anna starts acting strangely. Harold Gould delivers a delightful performance as Tess's father, and Chad Michael Murray adds a touch of charm as Anna's love interest, Jake. Freaky Friday is not just about the body swap; it also explores the strained relationship between a mother and her daughter. As they experience each other's lives, Tess and Anna gain a newfound appreciation for one another. This heartfelt aspect of the film resonates with audiences, making it a hit with families and viewers of all ages. In addition to the compelling storyline, the movie features a fantastic soundtrack that perfectly complements the events happening on screen. From catchy pop tunes to heartfelt ballads, the soundtrack captures the essence of Freaky Friday and adds an extra layer of enjoyment to the film. If you're a fan of the movie, you're in luck! You can now play and download these incredible sounds here. Immerse yourself in the movie's world with every beat, lyric, and rhythm. Experience the joy, laughter, and heartwarming moments again and again through the power of music. With this soundtrack, you can relive the moment when Tess, as Anna, performs the iconic song "Ultimate" during the talent show. Lindsay Lohan's powerhouse vocals shine in this energetic and empowering anthem, leaving audiences cheering and tapping their feet. But it's not just Lohan who steals the spotlight with her musical talents. Jamie Lee Curtis showcases her knack for singing in the emotional and heartfelt ballad "Take Me Away." Her rendition is filled with emotion and carries the weight of the characters' struggles. The soundtrack also includes catchy hits like "Happy Together" by Simple Plan, "What I Like About You" by Lillix, and "Brand New Day" by Forty Foot Echo. These songs capture the fun and upbeat nature of Freaky Friday, making you want to dance and sing along. So, whether you're a fan of the movie or simply enjoy a great soundtrack, don't miss out on the chance to play and download these amazing sounds. Relive the magic of Freaky Friday wherever you go and keep the memories alive. Whether you're jamming out to "Ultimate" or getting lost in the heartfelt melodies of "Take Me Away," these songs will transport you back to a time of laughter, love, and body swaps.
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