Fred Teutenberg Freaky Soundboard - 105.7 The Point The Rizzuto Show Edit

All I want to do is go to town on two dudes at once.

Anybody likes strap ONS?

Anyone in the area pervert like me?

Anyone interested in tickling the hell out of me?

Anyone up for some animal play this weekend?

But I guess like in the wild I've marked my territory.

But I'm up to play in the land of make believe if you are.

Can I please get a diaper change?

Do any woman out there, like small penises?

Do you have a banana Dong?

Don't be no hole.

Don't be shy, life's pleasures await.

Drake up and get your old rings numb.

Gray pubes and loose thin skin turns me on.

Hey ladies, I'm submissive and want to be handled like a finger puppet.

Holler at your boy.

Hope you're ready and ready to be shaken to your core with sexually charged fear.

Hot hot hi.

How do you like me now?

How's it hanging?

I am in the stabbing.

I can't wait to **** you.

I do have experience with canines.

I don't compute.

I don't know why, but I enjoy being kick, smacked and kneed in the testicles.

I don't want a picture of your nasty vagina.

I don't want a picture of your sagging cans.

I have a high sex drive.

I have a huge animal fetish and would love to be your tour guide into The Dirty, Muddy Waters of animal play.

I have little faith in humanity.

I just want to get a two dudes.

I love a real hairy woman.

I love actual stuffed animals.

I need someone that is down for anything, and I mean anything.

I peed myself and I loved every minute of it.

I want to run my hand between your folds and feel the sweat in between.

I want you to take your pants off and go to town.

I want your booty, not your drama.

I wanted to beat the crap out of you.

I went dog nuts crazy.

I will be on the eastbound side of the Saint Clair Rest area completely naked in the woods. Join and waiting for someone to come play.

I will pay you cash for your sons or daughters fecal, not urine soiled diapers.

I would love a mutual join and to let you Make Love to my face.

I would love to be your bitch.

I would love to have someone come over and stare directly at my private parts while I'd love myself.

I'll call you a slut, a bitch, a whore and you'll like it.

I'll give you the love and attention you deserve.

I'll see you at the 19th hole if you get my drift.

I'll supply the handcuffs, rope and a giant vibrator.

I'm 178 pounds, 6 foot one inch blue eyes with a 7 inch Wong and a hairy orange chest.

I'm a straight bro as in not gay.

I'm an ultra freaky stud who's ready to go at anytime.

I'm down with lesbian couples argies or freaky singles.

I'm grabbing my bag my balls.

I'm just a cool geeky guy.

I'm looking for a guy who can handle me.

I'm looking for a lady who will spit in my mouth and let me lick her armpits.

I'm looking for a new pet bitch to call my own.

I'm looking for another dude to have me over to Joe.

I'm looking for someone they naturally endowed man or artificially equipped women who would take me sexually dressed as a garbage collector while I'm face down over the opening of a loaded trash can.

I'm only looking for one fat booty. I just want that ass.

I'm pretty serious about this. I would love to wreck your breast and meet you at the Y.

I'm totally wanting you to allow me to pray to the gayness gods and take care of you while I squat like Yadier Molina.

I've gotten with hot chicks as recently as last week.

If the mood is right, maybe you just want to go with the flow and Joe.

If you have children in diapers, then I'm looking for you.

If you want I can talk and talk.

Join kissing and freaking nude fun.

Keep your eyes on the prize.

Kick my balls, please.

Let's get together tonight and you can ask me to death.

Let's just say if you want to know what I'm talented at, I would be the world's greatest auctioneer.

Listen up all you nasty slut bitches.

My desire is to hook up with a nice woman who doesn't shave her Bush.

My gaydar went off.

My goal is to curl your toes and put a smile on your face.

My penis is circumcised and my skills are unreal.

My stick shift is 7 inches.

My twig and berries taste like chocolate.

No need to be safe. I'm unable to bear children.

No skin with open sores please.

Oh my God. I'm so ticklish.

Punish me, hit me, then talk to me like a child.

Save that chicken. It's going to get greasy.

Show me yours, I'll show you mine.

Skin grafts are a must.

So if you're interested in starting a friendship with a honky like me, I can't wait to hear from you.

Sounds crazy, I know, but there's something about a senior woman that turns me on.

Take your pointer finger and use it to point to the top of your pubic mound.

The idea is to tie our wrists together and then each Joe slash knife fight in a profound spiritual act of consensual hetro awesomeness.

There's a twenty note with your name on it, little lady.

Varoom

We grown in sexy over here.

What the hell is so difficult about this?

Who knows, maybe we can chase balls in the woods more often.

You are now lying on the bed. Quote blacked out.

You can look touch and grab my body.

You can't attend, scream ready or not. Here I come. And then you can do anything you want to do to me.

You don't have to be in top shape, but I don't want a £300 fat bitch either.

You must be open to sodomy and the ability to convincingly fake pleasure is a plus.

Your best friend with boobs. That's what I am.