Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams Edit

A big sacrifice.

A computing error of some kind.

A good agent controls his temper.

A knot.

A little power goes a long way, doesn't it?

A miniature zoo?

A rubber band?

A small detective agency out here or something.

Above sea level.

Access denied.

Actually, Carmen wants a word with Mr. Minion.

Actually, my children are safe somewhere in the Gobi Desert, I believe.

Actually, that was the one mission we never accomplished.

Agent Donnagon?

Ah! Juni. (LAUGHS)

All power is off, even the emergency power.

All right, buddy. Let's kick their butts.

All right, hold on a second, guys. Level Two, break it up!

All right, let's go.

All right, your last name is?

All right. Give it a rest.

All right. Now what?

All right. You can go to dance.

ALL: Ooh!

ALL: To our Spy Kids.

Always take this with you wherever you go, and I'll always be there.

Amazing, isn't it?

An entirely new miniature zoo

And Carmenita...

And created a new species altogether.

And Gregorio and I, we can take care of finding our children.

And he should still be my father now.

And I know just the person we can call for advice.

And I think I can be of better use to the world by just being the best me.

And I'm also proud to claim them, of course, as my children.

And I'm hungry, too.

And I'm reassigning you to the OSS.

And I've been locked up in here ever since.

And if he's named director of the OSS,

And if you're a Level Three or even a Level Two,

And it's kind of emotional to me. You know?

And Juni?

And personally bring your children back.

And right now it's about...

And so, I started to think,

And spins it round and round as fast as the United States Government will allow.

And that turns this off.

And the important thing is you have to figure out what those uses are with this.

And then it juggles you.

And they took to it all too well.

And we brought real food.

And why are we doing this?

And why?

And yet, no information anywhere on the OSS cargo or the magnet ship.

And you have to make them think you're a pop star.

And you never will.

Any radar that passes over me is displaced,

Anything electronically powered that comes within a mile radius

Are somehow the ones on the Ukata assignment,

Are you kicking me?

Are you kicking me?

Are you nuts?

Are you ready to cooperate this time, Romero?

Are you sure this is the right way?

Are you sure we're the only humans here?

Are you sure you don't want me to take over the wheel?

As far as anybody knows, you're back on the force.

As our organization's top Spy Kid operatives!

As you may remember, this is an area

At least the masks work.

At whatever you can imagine Gary and Gerti are doing right about now.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Destination, Ukata.

AUTOMATED VOICE: State your name, please.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Welcome to the Dragon Spy DLX.

AUTOMATED VOICE: You have one new message.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Your name?

Back off, squirt.

Back to one.

Back to work.

Be a good girl and swat your brother for me.

Be sure to stand up and give him a big hug, all right?

Be with me?

Because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created

Because you are my family.

Best guess?

Big.

Blah, blah, blah.

Bounce and bound and...

Bow tie, R.A.L.P.H. And not too tight.

Boys?

Brat.

Bring me Agents SK1 and SK2.

Bring me Agents SK3 and SK4 as backup.

But according to this,

But he's the President of the United States.

But I had an idea for you and your father.

But I haven't been able to test it,

But it's a living.

But just this once.

But not everything we know.

But that's not your decision to make.

But we treated you like family.

But what about all the cool gadgets?

But where they are on the map, there's no land mass.

But why bother with any of those?

But you guys told me you were coming next Tuesday.

But you know folks, they just don't listen.

But you know Juni, he wanted to claim it for himself.

But you know what? Those spies didn't have me for a mom.

But your parents are here.

By order of the President, you are the new director of the OSS.

By order of the President, you've been temporarily disavowed.

Cake.

Camel poop!

Can't let you bust up my dad's machine, Juni.

Careful, Juni!

Careful. Careful.

Carmen and Juni.

Carmen Elizabeth Juanita Echo Sky Brava Cortez.

Carmen Elizabeth Juanita, come here to your papa.

CARMEN: At what?

CARMEN: Go ahead. Say it.

CARMEN: How strange.

CARMEN: I can hear your thoughts.

CARMEN: I can read your mind, remember?

CARMEN: I wonder.

CARMEN: Jump!

CARMEN: Juni, get off of him!

CARMEN: Manage.

CARMEN: Something's wrong. Take the wheel.

CARMEN: Think something.

CARMEN: Wait a minute.

CARMEN: We don't have much choice, do we?

CARMEN: We get to keep them afterwards?

CARMEN: We're heading towards shore!

CARMEN: You have to excuse my little brother.

Carmen!

Carmen!

Cell phone, Internet access, satellite TV, you name it.

Check it out, the very latest spy watch,

Check out that rock!

Close your eyes and hold out your wrist.

Close your eyes.

Come down from there.

Come here, come here.

Come here!

Come home, R.A.L.P.H. Good work.

Come on, Juni! I know what we did wrong.

Come on, Juni. Let's go check out the island.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! I think I found a way out.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Let's try it again.

Come with me, and I promise you, the two of you will have that talk.

Coming through. Coming through.

Confirmed.

Congratulations.

Correct. I can keep track of their whereabouts this way.

Cortezes.

Cortezes.

Creating the illusion that my island doesn't exist.

CROWD: (CHANTING) Carmen! Carmen! Carmen! Carmen!

Cut!

Dad installed these trackers in case we ever got lost.

Dead skeletons.

Define "invite."

Destination confirmed.

Did you find the source of equal or greater power?

Did you forget who built you this place?

Did your dad tell you the mission you went on

Director of the OSS' office.

Disappearing ships, mysterious creatures,

Do you always carry this many Secret Service around?

Do you really think you're gonna turn us on our own father?

Do you think God stays in heaven

Do you think that's real gold?

Do... Are they...

Doesn't it bother you that we never got their full blessing?

Don't hurt yourselves with that outdated gear.

Don't look at me, Brother. You're fighting a girl.

Don't move. Maybe it's friendly.

Don't we have any smaller agents?

Don't worry. He gets out of line, I'll straighten him out.

Don't you think we should get out of here?

Don't.

Donnagon Giggles.

Donnagon said if I joined him, he wouldn't get rid of me

Donnagon wants us all together

DONNAGON: (STAMMERING) Hello. Hello, there, Mr. President.

DONNAGON: Big office.

DONNAGON: There is a Bermuda Triangle of sorts off the coast of Madagascar.

Donnagon.

Donnagon's not interested in your creatures.

Dreams

Especially smaller.

Estimated time of arrival, one minute and counting.

Everything a growing centaur needs.

Everything is automated!

Excellent idea.

Fall into this pit.

Family is sacrifice.

Family rules say you need to ask my father's permission.

Faster.

Faster.

Feels like four.

Felix?

Find another way to duck and hide

First thing you gotta do is...

First, find the island. Then find the Island Man.

For swapping international secrets.

For their outstanding accomplishments yesterday.

For which my miniature creatures can line up exactly

For your personal amusement and complete gratification,

Forward, go, man.

Frankly, you deserve another chance

French fry, sir?

Gary and Gerti Giggles are the kind of agents we need

Gary and Gerti Giggles not only saved my daughter...

Gary and Gerti Giggles,

Gary and Gerti.

GARY: If you want to be a good spy, you better believe it.

Genetically miniaturized animals.

Gerti, a little assistance here.

Gerti, where are we?

GERTI: Help us! Somebody! GARY: Help!

Gerti?

Get back to all the projects and dreams I left behind.

Get on your GPS and see where Mom and Dad are.

Get the Transmooker device, Felix.

GIRL: It's my turn. WOMAN: Are you sure?

Give it to him, Carmen.

Give it to me

Give it to me. Give it!

Give me that back!

Give me that!

Go talk to your father.

God's creatures on a manageable scale.

Good boy, R.A.L.P.H.

Good going, cheese ball.

Good luck.

Good luck.

Good point.

Got to go. Good luck!

Gotta go. Good luck!

Grandpa!

Great.

Greg, Ingrid, you guys risked your lives once before to save me.

Gregor...

GREGORIO: Uh huh.

Gross! This is so slimy.

Guaranteed to make grown men howl like a cub wolf at weaning time.

Hard to believe.

Have fun, kid.

Have you located the Island Man?

He does not have a weird laugh.

He gets really psycho about this sort of thing.

He had first contact with the Transmooker technology.

He said there's something tricky about the third switch.

He wants to make sure he loses the children again.

He was fired and rehired all in the same day.

He was my father before he ever became President,

He was outdated, anyway, so think of it as a mercy killing.

He'd want to find out who was behind all this.

He'll be here. I'll make sure of it.

He's right here.

He's right. Use number one, a stylish bracelet.

He's somewhere underground.

He's still a little upset about the Juggler incident.

HELGA: Gregorio, the signal

Hello, Agents. Warming it up for me?

Hello, Alexandra, it's me, Agent Juni Cortez. I'm on a mission.

Hello, Alexandra. Where's your father?

Hello, everyone.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Help me!

Help!

Here he is.

Here on Earth?

Here we go.

Here, Gary. Give me your hand.

Here, Gerti, give me your hand.

Here, grab it!

Here!

Here.

Hey, bonehead!

Hey, there, little Miss First Lady,

Hey, Uncle Felix.

Hey, what are you doing up there?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey.

Hi, Dad.

Hi, Gerti.

Highly nutritious.

Hold onto something!

Hopefully, you're on the good side next time.

How about Gobi Desert?

How can that be?

How can you promise that?

How could I forget?

How could you be eating at a time like this?

How did you do that? You can't do that. There is no hacking in this household.

How did you know?

How do you ever know what's right?

How do you know?

How does it work?

How fast are we going?

How long have we been falling?

How to Be a Spy, we've read it.

How you doing, Minion?

How?

However, the magnet ship that captured the Transmooker device

Huh?

Hurry. Take mine out.

I also have Romero's instruction book.

I am proud of the OSS and their newly formed Spy Kids Division

I am proud to award them these Level One badges.

I am proud to claim them

I applied a growth serum,

I broke the fast thingy.

I brought you all new gadgets.

I called it "Romero's Zoo,"

I can see you don't know what I'm talking about.

I can't believe this!

I can't tell you how many artists have used my Machete miracle microphone.

I created a cloaking device to shield my island from curious eyes.

I created them.

I delight in

I do not understand you.

I don't believe in that, do you?

I don't believe they're monsters. Maybe you shouldn't, either.

I don't get it! I saw it go through this wall.

I don't know! We're floating!

I don't know.

I don't know. My calculator doesn't work.

I don't know. My watch doesn't tell time.

I don't know. You pick, right or left?

I don't like him, that much.

I don't see anything, Juni. Let's just concentrate on getting to shore.

I don't think that's a good idea, Gary.

I don't think we can take 'em!

I don't want to hurt you, Carmen.

I felt something against my foot.

I got the best gadget right here.

I guess I could always set up

I hacked into the OSS data files and saw the news.

I had the Transmooker in my hand,

I hate mold.

I have no idea.

I hear something humming.

I humbly offer

I installed a nonelectrical tracking device in their teeth,

I just realized I never put any batteries in this.

I just set up camp. See?

I know I shouldn't be.

I know it. I don't know it.

I know this hair thing is one of my weakest points.

I know this may be a bad time,

I know where the nest is, Dad.

I know.

I know. It's just easier to call you that.

I know. It's just that we've learned so much.

I know. Sorry.

I like your new office. It's smaller, cozy.

I love you.

I made sure of it.

I mean, you've done so much for me.

I must go.

I need some information on your favorite subject, the OSS.

I need to make a call.

I needed a controlled environment for my experiments.

I never understand a single word he's saying. Never.

I only dance ballet.

I sent him for Christmas last year?

I still don't like him.

I think I can change him.

I think it's because they're valve operated, not electrical based.

I think it's behind us.

I think that moment's come.

I think that...

I think this is what you're looking for.

I think we should get off now.

I think we should go up there and check it out.

I thought her father was supposed to be here.

I thought I would make a fortune from it.

I thought so.

I told you they were following us.

I took this from my father's office this morning.

I want him up here!

I want my father to come up here and get me.

I want to get him back over here so I can push him back over myself.

I want to go on!

I want to start by wiping the Cortez family from the face of the earth.

I wanted that assignment. This is so unfair.

I was fired.

I was just asking your daughter for a dance.

I was wondering the same thing.

I was worried about Juni's well being,

I'd say about three hours.

I'd take it one step further.

I'd think better with food in my belly.

I'll always need you.

I'm afraid to go out there again.

I'm Carmen Cortez, Special Agent of the OSS.

I'm Dinky Winks, owner of this fine establishment.

I'm dreaming. I am totally dreaming.

I'm gonna give you the one gadget you should always carry.

I'm gonna make a fortune with these.

I'm gonna zap that sucker to bits!

I'm Level Two. I can order him to talk to you.

I'm no loon.

I'm not doing this for looks, Gary.

I'm not going out there! I'll be eaten!

I'm not your uncle.

I'm not your uncle.

I'm not your uncle.

I'm programming a new destination for Gary and Gerti.

I'm Romero, sole inhabitant of this island of Leeke Leeke.

I'm siding with you.

I'm so sorry, Donnagon. How can we help?

I'm sorry to say that Carmen and Juni

I'm sorry.

I'm the boss.

I'm the...

I'm way over here!

I've seen what it takes to be a top spy,

If Donnagon really is on his way,

If my auto retractor was working, I'd get us both back up there!

If not most importantly,

If not, there are two others who can.

If only I could make them all a wee bit bigger,

If that Transmooker device falls into the wrong hands,

If we kick steadily at one foot per kick,

If you could provide tactical backup and surveillance support of our efforts,

If you find anything out of the ordinary, you return, you report it back here.

If you reverse the polarization, bye bye, President's daughter.

If you take anything, you'll doom us both. Let's go!

If you would only listen to us and do what we're saying.

If you're looking for top secret information, just go straight to the source.

In fact, you're looking cool already. Like me.

Inflate a suits?

Ingrid, don't start with your parents again.

Ingrid, tell him he's tracking them all wrong.

Ingrid, was Juni wearing that charm necklace

INGRID: Don't worry.

INGRID: Donnagon was right.

INGRID: Then give him a bigger hug.

Ingrid...

Instantly shuts down.

Interesting. But he can never, ever replace

Invite them if you want, but I won't be here.

It couldn't be any more perfect.

It doesn't tell time?

It emanates from the north side of the island.

It even tells time.

It knows you're not him.

It was just a prototype.

It was partly my fault, I suppose.

It's a great assignment, but Gary and Gerti have it, and I'm fired.

It's a miniature of the island.

It's a rubber band.

It's all being taken care of, right?

It's all over for you, squirt.

It's an underwater cave. We'll have to go all the way around.

It's bunching up around your gut, and it makes your head look way too big.

It's even more powerful and can shut down all technology on the planet.

It's funny you should mention them.

It's just over that big hill.

It's not active.

It's super accurate and oh, so light.

It's where the bigger ones are outside?

Joking?

Jump now!

Juni and I are more than capable of taking bigger assignments.

Juni Cortez! What can I do for you?

Juni Rocket Racer Rebelde Cortez.

Juni, leave it alone. He's dead.

Juni, open up.

Juni, stay back.

Juni, take wheel!

Juni, what did you do?

JUNI: And roast marshmallows?

JUNI: Come on, buddy. We can take 'em.

JUNI: Come on, spidey. You can do it. Yeah!

JUNI: Come on. CARMEN: Thank you.

JUNI: Dad! Come on, Dad. Look at me. CARMEN: Hey, Mom.

JUNI: Gary and Gerti. What are they doing here?

JUNI: I promise, Grandpa.

JUNI: Look out!

JUNI: Magic.

JUNI: Never.

JUNI: Now, this is more like it.

JUNI: The air's coming out of our suits!

JUNI: The old tree house, needs another helicopter pad.

JUNI: Too late, Gary. We got here first.

JUNI: Twenty five minutes?

JUNI: Uh...

JUNI: Well, we can still laugh.

JUNI: What are you doing?

JUNI: What are you guys doing down there?

JUNI: Which way?

JUNI: Whoa!

JUNI: Wow. What is this place?

Juni!

Juni!

Juni!

Juni!

Juni! Juni!

Juni?

Juni's still on line.

Just be glad my dad isn't here.

Just means everyone's got them. I always go with the prototype.

Just stand up against the wall like a good boy and leave us alone.

Just wait till Mom finds out you tried to take over the world again.

Just wait till my father gets here.

Kids everywhere would have their own miniature zoos,

Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids.

Later, Romero.

Latest in electro riser technology,

Let me go now

Let's check our lunchboxes for mission updates.

Let's get out of here.

Let's go heavy.

Let's go to the tree house. I got an idea.

Let's go!

Let's rock.

Let's settle this the old fashioned way.

Level One.

Level Two status, reinstated.

Like he's gonna do to you guys.

Like it or not. Come on, Gerti. Let's go.

Like Poppy.

Lions, tigers, bears, penguins.

Little brothers.

Look, Cortez, you take her down, and I'll take this down.

Look, do you want your job back or not?

Looks like Gary and Gerti are about to get briefed on the Ukata assignment.

Looks like I lost this round, but I'll be back.

Low tech!

Luckily, we ran out of air before the suits exploded.

Magic?

Make sure no one sees you.

Make yourself useful.

MAN: Action.

MAN: Floop's Fooglie!

MAN: Hold those positions, guys, we're looking at light on her face.

MAN: Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.

May I have my moustache back? Please?

Maybe I should put this back. Uh oh.

Maybe it's not.

Maybe their position is compromised.

Maybe this is like the mission of the spies who didn't want to be found.

Me.

Mean anything to you?

Message one.

Mike Cardenas and Daniel Duluth.

Minion is practicing a four part harmony.

Mom and Dad, even Romero.

Mom, Dad, I am a big girl now, and I can take care of myself, okay?

Monkeys in a barrel.

Monkeys.

My cell phone!

My dad's idea. He's gotten a little paranoid.

My experiments, run amok.

My father loves the moon.

My father's a great spy, so let's grow up, shall we?

My flashlight doesn't even work.

My own invention.

My precious.

My watch has a GPS satellite, you dope.

Nanotechnology, everything you're wearing is right here on my wrist.

New destination.

Nice to meet you, tired and hungry.

Nice try, but we brought friends this time.

No backseat driving.

No more rinky dink assignments.

No one's that busy.

No wonder, your buddy's here, your buddy with the weird laugh.

No, he's my father.

No, it's a Machete elastic wonder.

No, no, no! You'll just make it worse!

No, no. They took the Transmooker device!

No, thanks.

No, there was so much stuffed into it, there was no more room for the clock.

No, you don't seem to understand.

No!

No! You told me not to!

No.

No. He's out there looking for Juni.

No. I'm way over here, cheese ball.

No. Please, please, please. Don't tell your mother. Please?

No. Thank you.

No. When I mention your parents, it is the exact opposite of funny.

None of our gadgets work.

None of that freeze dried stuff you thinks’ so chic.

None that I can say in front of my children.

Nope. Hand, Carmen.

Not even if my micro grapplers were working.

Not like that.

Not only were we set up, but I bet Donnagon knew all along

Not to mention your mother.

Not yet, but I think that new upgrade comes in next week.

Not you guys!

Nothing works here.

Nothing you can say can change my mind.

Now he wants to squash Juni.

Now it is my great pleasure to announce the new director of the OSS...

Now picking your nose.

Now that Donnagon's head of the OSS, he has the power to take it from you.

Now you done it.

Now, Gregorio, don't tell me you didn't have a backup plan.

Now, if Mom and Dad also disappear,

Now, that I got to be a part of.

Now, understand, the override precautions are top notch,

Now, we tell people not to ride it on a full stomach,

Now.

Obviously, no land mass is located anywhere near there,

Of a mysterious island populated by strange creatures.

Of course not, Dad. See you in a few hours.

Of course, right behind me, the world famous Whippersnapper.

Of course.

Of course.

Oh, don't even get me started.

Oh, great. I'm fat!

Oh, I will.

Oh, man!

Oh, nice sub.

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, you mean we can't handle ourselves.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh.

Okay, it's about 200 yards.

Okay, Magna Men, we're gonna need a human ladder starting right here.

Okay, okay. What do we do?

Okay, this place is really weird.

Okay, we're gonna set up a campsite,

Okay, you ready? Ukata. Transmooker.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right.

Okay. I'm gonna grab your hand.

Okay. Let me bring up the keys to the Dragon Spy Five.

Okay. Remember, kids, this is a very important night for your father.

Okay. Thanks, Minion.

On even our most advanced satellites.

On your other left is, well, my personal favorite, the Vomiter.

One day, I accidentally mixed up two or three different test tubes

One moment, please.

One necklace to rule them all...

One tries.

Only joking.

Only we had that weeks ago. Here's what's really new.

Oops.

Or Donnagon wins.

Or else...

Ouch.

Our mouths aren't moving, but we can hear what we're thinking.

Over on our left,

Ow!

Packed with protein and essential carbs.

People everywhere are trying to get their hands on it.

PHOTOGRAPHER: Big smile.

Please report to the psychic abilities seminar,

Pow!

Put it down, Carmen.

Put it down.

Put up the tent, build a little fire.

Quickly, we must get somewhere safe!

R.A.L.P.H., get to the briefing room.

Race you to the top!

Read it again. A good spy makes no binding connections with family or friends.

Ready.

Rebreathers.

Rebreathers.

Relax. They're OSS Agents, as well.

Remember that year I insisted on doing the children's dental work myself?

Remember, an agent is only as good as his gadgets.

Reprogram this one, Gerti.

Right there in their bedrooms.

Right this way!

Right?

Right.

Right.

Right.

Romero. What are you doing outside of your cage?

Romero's Zoo Too.

Same as everyone, same as me.

Save it for the Cortezes.

Say hello.

Say something.

Science.

SECRET AGENT 1 : (STAMMERING) No.

SECRET AGENT 1 : Remain calm. Remain calm.

SECRET AGENT 1 : The President has more pressing business

SECRET AGENT 2: The weight of our agents will prevent us from ascending

See you around.

See? The two intruder children are being chased by a slizzard.

Seems like they get more and more sophisticated each month.

She swiped it from the President.

She'll fall.

She'll talk to him, all right. We'll make sure of that.

She's got the Transmooker.

Should we travel light or heavy?

Show 'em who's boss.

Show 'em who's boss.

Show me that again.

Show us.

Silly me, I forgot my watch doesn't tell time.

Simply tell him you need to talk to him.

Sir, we have a situation.

Skeletons.

Sleeper hold.

Sleepers.

Slizzards. Oh, no.

Slow down! We're nearing destination zone.

Smells like the work of Donnagon Giggles.

So do I.

So does mine.

So give me a call. Love to hear from you.

So he can destroy the island and all of us with it.

So I guess I'll just have to bust you up.

So I put a tracer in his necklace.

So many successful missions.

So now we can get back the missing Transmooker.

So these tales were dismissed, and the agents fired.

So we can clear your name.

So, even if your dad is behind all this, you'd still side with him over what's right?

So, we need a small ship, piloted by two small agents

So, wherever your miniature creatures are on this model,

So, you want the Ukata assignment, huh?

Sole human inhabitant, that is.

Somebody here has power. We need to find out who and for what.

Someone's gonna pay!

Something challenging, like the Ukata assignment.

Something doesn't feel right.

Something like that.

Something's got us.

Something's wrong! Take the wheel!

Sorry about that.

Sorry, Gregorio.

Sorry, R.A.L.P.H. You were the best spy on the force.

Sorry, we thought you were somebody else.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Spider monkey?

Starring Minion.

Stay away from those.

Stay close!

Stop it, Juni.

Stop looking at me like that.

Stop!

Stop!

Strange, tales of a mysterious island,

Suplex.

Supposedly, they're run magnetically.

Sure does, doesn't it?

Sure wish Gary was here.

Sure, they're a little buggy, but I can deal.

Take 'em down.

Tell him it's nothing urgent, but someday it might be urgent.

Tell them that I had to go on another mission,

Than to spend an entire Sunday in a theme park.

Thank goodness you're all right, Alexandra.

Thank you, Carmen.

Thank you, Donnagon, but, respectfully, we have to do this ourselves.

Thank you, Mr. President. That'll be all.

Thank you.

Thanks, honey.

Thanks, R.A.L.P.H.

Thanks, Uncle Felix.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That baby will do everything but tell you what time it is.

That can't be.

That my daughter accidentally took from my office earlier that day.

That pretty much went away after the first hour.

That was supposed to make an instant campfire,

That wasn't there a minute ago, was it?

That way, we both look good.

That we're having a little problem on the moon.

That would have been Donnagon's contact.

That you'd hack your way into taking this assignment.

That'll take all day.

That's all right.

That's funny. It's funny.

That's no way to greet your grandparents.

That's not nearly as interesting.

That's real funny, clown. Get us out!

That's right, reinstated Level Two.

That's what being a good spy is all about, trust no one.

That's what being a spy means.

That's what Donnagon really wants.

That's what flavor this is.

That's where things went very wrong.

The bubble spins, turns, flips, and bounces.

The center point of the volcano provides a gravitational basis

The creatures we've been hearing?

The entire world will shut down instantly.

The hydrobot lifts the bubble high into the air.

The journey alone is more dangerous than the Transmooker itself.

The Juggler.

The kid was right.

The location radius where all the disappear...

The Nervewracker. (EXCLAIMS) Painful, but fun.

The other side of the island. Not easy to get to.

The point is, you and your father need to have a talk.

The President's daughter.

The radius where all the disappearances occurred is right

The riders are strapped into the bubble.

The shaky precipice on which she now stands.

The Spy Kids Organization is still new,

The survivors of these disappearances tell delusional tales

The Transmooker device that hides your island,

The Transmooker device.

The Transmooker you took from the President's daughter, Gary.

Their Dragon Spy doesn't show up anywhere on radar.

Their Dragon Spy ship doesn't show up on radar or satellite.

Then let's go.

Then stop what you're doing.

Then what are we doing on foot?

There are no sides. You're right, and he's right, too.

There it is! Get up there, Dad! Come on!

There must be a faster...

There they are. Two children, judging by their size.

There. What did we just do again?

There's something under me! Come look!

These are old OSS secrets,

They created Infolink, sort of an online trading system

They safely retrieved the Transmooker device

They shouldn't be snooping around my island to begin with!

They took the Transmooker device!

They wanna be picking me out of their teeth, is what they wanna be.

They're after the Transmooker device!

They're heading for the beach.

They're in the middle of the ocean.

They've tried to gobble me up on more than one occasion.

Things are a little Floopy around here for my taste,

This better not be what I think it is.

This can't be right. This shows that they're right next to us.

This is a very dangerous assignment, and you have to wait here.

This is all wrong.

This is cool.

This is now a code red situation. Get her down now!

This is terrific. You know, this is just great. You really did it this time, Gerti.

This isle of

This isn't you and Gregorio simply saving the world again.

This land is ancient and cursed.

This must've been a pretty special necklace for them to die fighting over it.

This must've been where the pirate prisoners and treasure were kept.

This place is amazing!

This should be pain and simple.

This time, we all have much more to lose if you fail.

This time?

This turns that off.

This...

This'll make you dance like Britney Lopez.

This'll make you play like Angus Van Santana.

To go in and take a closer look.

To our Spy Kids.

To our Spy Kids.

To take on real missions,

To their larger clone counterparts.

To turn the OSS around.

Too bad your dork sister's not here to cheer me on.

Total communication center, right there on your wrist.

Treasure.

Triple backflip!

Try remote piloting the choppers.

Trying to remote pilot our submarine to the surface so we can get out of here.

Turn here, honey.

Two of our Spy Kid operatives are lost on the Ukata assignment.

Two spies who didn't want to be found?

Ugh.

Uh uh.

Uh, could you find your seats? We're ready to start.

Unbelievable.

Unbelievable.

Uncle Felix, how could you?

Until

Up here may not be the best place.

Use his own weight against him.

Use number one, a stylish bracelet.

Use number two...

VALENTIN: You're sure you're reading that map correctly?

Volcano.

Wait a minute!

Wait a minute. How can this be?

Wait a minute. I promised her she could talk to her father.

Wait one minute.

Wait!

Wait.

Wait.

Wait. You've got something on your lip.

Was it supposed to do this?

Was just a setup for Carmen and me?

Was last seen in this same area.

Was that there before?

Watch your older sister.

We are gonna...

We are the Secret Service. Everything is under control.

We can only communicate by thought.

We can take 'em.

We can't be running around with outdated equipment.

We can't let Mom and Dad find us.

We don't have much choice.

We got company.

We got it. That's my boy. Last touch.

We have the Transmooker device, but we need to get off this island right now.

We have to destroy the Transmooker.

We have to get the Transmooker before they do.

We have to go help them!

We just fell four hours. We're a little clumsy right now.

We just have to solve the case before anybody finds out what we're up to.

We lost Carmen.

We may not be coming back down here.

We need you to spy on Gary and Gerti.

We needed a bigger boat.

We should listen in.

We thought you might need us.

We tried to activate our micro grapplers, but they didn't deploy!

We want to help.

We want to welcome a very special guest to our park today,

We went in a circle.

We were worried sick.

We will get our grandchildren back.

We'd ever think would be good enough for our daughter,

We'll explain it on the way.

We'll reach it in...

We'll see, but you never know.

We'll take it a little slow, just make it fun.

We're assigning ourselves to the Ukata assignment.

We're doomed.

We're gonna get the Transmooker device back

We're nearing destination zone, where all the...

We're nearing destination zone.

We're nearing the destination zone, where all...

We're stuck, aren't we?

We've been shut down!

We've gotta go left.

Welcome back, Juni. Says here you were reinstated.

Well, according to my coordinates, we are...

Well, Cortezes, any last words?

Well, I've seen enough. Let's go back to the beach.

Well, Juni, I must say, you're a man of many talents.

Well, not far from the antechamber.

Well, there it is.

Well, we have to shut it down.

Well, well, well, your friend likes freeze dried.

Well, would you dance with me?

What a bizarre man.

What about me?

What about waltz?

What an incredible coincidence.

What are you babbling about now, Juni?

What are you waiting for? Get me out of here!

What did you do?

What did you... Why?

What do we do?

What do you think we're here for? Let's go.

What happened?

What happened?

What happened? What did you just do?

What I'm still trying to figure out is why this island doesn't show up

What if Dad doesn't win?

What is he talking about? I saved her!

What is it?

What is this?

What next?

What should we look for?

What, are you surprised your gadgets work?

What?

What?

What?

What? Don't want your boyfriend to go so far away?

What? You have the Ukata assignment? Very nice.

What's Donnagon doing there? He wasn't OSS Director yet.

What's the difference?

Whatever my father's done, it's what it takes to play in the big world.

When you took out the Transmooker, the island cloaking device was shut down.

When?

Where are the dead skeletons?

Where are we?

Where each species is unlike any creature you've ever seen.

Where is it?

Where some of our OSS cargo ships have been disappearing.

Where?

Where's your brother? Did he get eaten?

Who are you?

Who can these days?

Who gave you a key?

Who?

Who's gonna stop Donnagon from using the Transmooker device?

Why are you here?

Why are you still hiding? We're kids, not monsters.

Why do they despise me so?

Why not?

Why not?

Why, that little troublemaker.

Why?

Why'd you stop? Something wrong?

With new composite materials and AI Brainology.

With pleasure.

With those monsters running around?

WOMAN ON PA: Would the following Spy Kid cadets

WOMAN: No. And then the next sentence is

WOMAN: The President's daughter is unavailable.

WOMAN: Welcome to the Pentagon.

Wow!

Wow. You look great, Carmen.

Wow. You're looking good with the new gear, Carmen.

Yao Ling, Wa Ling, this is Danielle and Dione Daluc.

Yeah, but it's also the world's greatest gadget, 999 uses.

Yeah, but...

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, we know that now. Thanks for the update, carrot top.

Yeah, well, start digging. I'm on my way.

Yeah.

Yes, I am.

Yes!

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Of course.

You bet we accept.

You can't argue with that.

You can't be running around with those mass produced gadgets.

You cannot come with us. It is too dangerous.

You cannot go on a mission alone.

You don't want to be rescued. You don't want to be saved.

You gonna help me or not?

You got to do it by hand.

You have assignment SEIKJU9.

You have one minute.

You invited them already, didn't you?

You just gotta show them who's boss.

You know he squashed Juni's bug on purpose.

You know that tickling sensation you get when you fall?

You know, for kids with meatier hands.

You know, I'm kind of looking forward to retirement,

You know, if they don't want to be found,

You know, there isn't a man on this earth

You know, you should've had that suit tailored, Juni.

You like him and believe him?

You like honey roasted ham and potatoes, don't you?

You mean we have to use our heads?

You must bind together the three toggle switches.

You need more experience.

You okay, hon?

You ready to ride the ride and shrill to the thrills, spills, and chills?

You remember Gary. He's in our organization.

You said three switches.

You said your father's on his way. I think he's coming to pick it up.

You see, the ride is designed to work like a giant magnet.

You taught me everything I know.

You think Donnagon's the one behind all this?

You took something, didn't you?

You tried to save us. Why?

You weren't falling. It was an illusion.

You won't believe who's behind this.

You work for the OSS, don't you?

You, too!

You... Aha! Aha!

You're all liars.

You're always in here hiding. Maybe they just wanna be with you.

You're fired.

You're gonna look cool.

You're gonna lose.

You're here for my latest and greatest.

You're in big trouble this time, missy.

You're not afraid?

You're not going out there, are you?

You're so full of shiitake mushrooms.

You're sure they can handle this?

You're talking to a man with four heads. Trust me, the guy is dirt.

You're thinking small again, Juni.

You're tracking them all wrong.

You're welcome.

Your children had that assignment.

Your cloaking device is highly coveted.

Your duties are assigned to you by the agency,

Your father's coming?

Your feet stink.

Your mother.

Your name?

Your robot counterparts are the surprise hit characters of my show!

6 o'clock.

85 knots. Go faster.

Alexandra, take my hand! Back off!

All right. Information. Quick. JUNI: Okay.

And you are? Tired and hungry.

And... (BEEPING)

Are you sure this is going to work? Just be cool.

Are you with me? Okay.

Bossa nova? Mmm hmm.

Bull frog. (SNORTING)

But is it fast? (LAUGHS) Is it fast? Let's see, shall we?

but... You come pretty close.

Can't go faster. Faster.

Can't you get her down? Somebody's jammed the override.

Careful! You'll crush my island! Sorry.

Carmen, you can't do this. I already did it.

Cat fish. (MEWS)

Certainly, sir. Yes, sir.

Cha cha cha? Seven steps.

Champagne? Can't have any of that.

Come on. Okay, Mom.

Communications? None.

Cool. Are you sure these are new?

Cool. Now get out there and rock!

Dad... Give it to me.

Do you see something? Over there, hiding.

Do you still have power in your watch? Yep.

Don't tell me you're hacking... Already done.

DONNAGON: Cortezes. What?

Even I can fight better than that. Mom.

Gary and Gerti. Leave 'em.

Gary would be brave enough to do it. Nope.

Gary, this is my rescue. We'll take it from here.

GARY: Excuse me there, sport. Where did you get that?

Gary's a bad guy, Carmen. Maybe I know that.

Ground! (YELLS)

He never takes it off. Then we got him.

He won't listen to you, Mother. Choose another direction.

He's not my boyfriend. Okay, then.

He's right. Why can't you side with me just once?

Hello Hello

Hello. Hi.

Hey. Hello.

Horse fly? Uh huh.

How did you get that? GARY: It's all prototype, Juni.

Hurry up. Come on.

I am not going out there. Yes, you are.

I have some bad news. May I come in? (BOTH STAMMERING)

I will. Yeah, right.

I work for a man named Donnagon. Who is this guy?

I... DONNAGON: Good.

I'm sorry. Well, I guess that's that.

I'm sure he'll want it back. Careful!

I'm with you, dude. We have to help them.

INGRID: Honey, it works! Whoa!

Is R.A.L.P.H. still at your office? If they haven't cleaned it out yet.

It's so strange. Good luck.

Juni, come back. They need our help. I'll help them.

JUNI: Alexandra? Yes?

JUNI: What? "I told you so."

JUNI: What? (GASPS) And you can hear mine!

Juni! AUTOMATED VOICE: End of message.

Juni... But more importantly,

Kick his butt! Yeah, kick his butt!

Let's go. Good thinking.

Level One. They're Donnagon's kids.

Looks like a hot dog. Uh huh.

Machete elastic wonder! Machete elastic wonder!

Mambo? Fairly well.

Merengue? Of course.

Mom? We wanted to join you.

Oh. Mmm hmm.

Okay, that should do it. Thank you, Son. Right.

Okay. Wait!

Over here! Get away from me!

Programming complete, Father. Thank you, Gerti.

Promise me one thing. What?

Pull! Pull!

Put it back, Juni! I didn't take it yet.

Remember this one? Oh.

requires that you go around... He won't listen to you.

Rumba? Yes.

Run around! Jumping down!

See you around? Yes.

Slizzards. Whoa!

Son in law. Yeah?

Thank you. Yes, ma'am.

Thank you. You got it, boss.

Thanks to your buddy Gary. It was an accident.

Thanks. I'm serious.

The latest stuff. GERTI: Very cool.

The spork took it. Back to its nest.

There he is. Thanks, Dad.

There's nothing we can do, sir. What?

to show them... All right, all right.

Up there, to the top of the volcano? Yep.

We accept. We accept.

We were just talking about you. Really?

we'll leave immediately. Okay, yeah.

We're doomed! Understood, sir.

We're ready. Use this, the latest gear.

We're waiting. GARY: Come on.

Well, I don't like it. Then quit.

What about tango? Yes.

What are you doing in there? Dancing.

What did you just say? I didn't.

What happened? Nothing, that's just it.

What kind of dances? All types of dances.

What should I believe? JUNI: I don't know.

What you doing? I'm trying to stop the ride.

What? (WHISPERING) Listen.

What? An agent's only as good as her gadgets.

What? I'm sorry!

What? Which will enable them

What? (EXCLAIMS) Got it.

What... Do I intend to find

When we get lost, who saves us? Mom and Dad.

When? Where?

Where are you taking me now, Carmen? CARMEN: Hold on.

Where'd it go? Where'd it go? I don't know.

Which mission is that? Mexico.

Who? What?

Why is this happening? I don't know!

Why not? He has his reasons.

Why would I? (SQUEALING)

Why? Trust me!

Without disengaging the axis? Exactly.

Yeah, I can waltz. Show me.

Yes. Yes. I like your thinking.

You all right, sir? Yeah.

You don't mind, do you? Of course not. (CHUCKLES)

You know how to dance? Fairly well, sir.

You want me to tie it for you? No, it's okay. R.A.L.P.H. can do it.

You want to dance? Sure.

'Cause it's big and weird and in the middle of the room.

"Latest gear," my butt.

"The location radius where all the disappearances."

"Travel heavy!"

(ALARM SOUNDING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL EXCLAIM)

(ALL GROAN)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ANIMALS CRYING)

(ANIMALS SQUAWKING)

(BEEPING)

(BEEPING)

(BEEPING)

(BLEATING)

(BOTH COUGHING)

(BOTH GASP)

(BOTH GASP)

(BOTH GROAN)

(BOTH GROANING)

(BOTH GROANING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(BOTH SCREAM)

(BOTH SCREAM)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(BURPS)

(CARMEN SCREAMING)

(CELL PHONE RINGS)

(CHITTERING)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES) Your creature's lame. So are you, lame o.

(CROWD APPLAUDING)

(DOOR BUZZES)

(ECHOING) Carmen! Carmen!

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

(EXCLAIMING)

(EXCLAIMING)

(EXCLAIMS)

(EXCLAIMS)

(EXCLAIMS)

(EXHALES SHARPLY)

(EXHALES)

(FAINT SCREECHING)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS) Oh!

(GERTI GROANING)

(GERTI SCREAMING IN DISTANCE)

(GREETS IN SPANISH)

(GREGORIO CLEARS THROAT)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROWLING)

(GROWLING)

(GROWLING)

(GROWLING)

(GROWLS)

(GRUNTING)

(GULPS)

(HIGH PITCHED GIGGLE)

(HIGH PITCHED LAUGH)

(HIGH PITCHED LAUGH)

(HISSING)

(HORSEFLY WHINNYING)

(IMITATES GARY'S HIGH PITCHED LAUGH)

(IN GARY'S VOICE) Gary Giggles.

(INAUDIBLE)

(JUNI EXCLAIMS)

(JUNI SCREAMS)

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

(KIDS SCREAMING)

(KNUCKLES CRACKING)

(LAUGHS EVILLY)

(MECHANICAL CHUCKLING)

(PANTING)

(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)

(PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

(PLAYING ROCK GUITAR SOLO)

(ROARING)

(ROARING)

(ROARS)

(RUMBLING)

(RUMBLING)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREECHING)

(SCREECHING)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) What's your assessment, Juni?

(SIGHS) Who is it again?

(SINGING IN SPANISH)

(SINGING PERFECTLY) l can't sing

(SINGING POP SONG)

(SINGING) Who?

(SNARLING)

(SNARLING)

(SNARLING)

(SNARLS)

(SNIFFING)

(SPEAKING MANDARIN)

(SPEAKS SPANISH)

(SQUEALING AND SNORTING)

(SQUEALING)

(SQUEALING)

(THUD)

(THUDDING)

(TRUMPETING)

(WHIRRING)

(YELLS)