A first in the history of the Hurl Scouts. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Air trombone, yeah. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
All right, ladies. Let's roll. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
ALL: One, two, three. Hurl Scouts from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
ALL: Seventeen? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Already forgotten, kiddo. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
And being the worst team in the league, Lord knows they need them. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
And I'm jonesing for an Austin fix from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
And it looks like this tour thing is actually gonna happen. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
And last time I checked, from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
And now, also from Bodeen, Miss Bliss Cavendar. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
And she makes it through Bitch and Cookie Flake from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
And she never gives up on me from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
And she's gonna go through with it? What an athlete. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
And she's gotten the first seven points of the game. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
And the Scouts, they go for another one, from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
And the Widows take the lead. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
And then we can just... We can talk later. Okay, bye. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
And they gotta go fast if they wanna get past the blockers from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
And they're going to the discotheque a go go from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
ANNOUNCER ON TV.. lt goes out of bounds near the 42 yard line. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
As this space oddity continues, from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
At the Texas Roller Derby League from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Babe and Maggie go for the whip, and it's effective. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Babe Ruthless. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Beating the crap out of each other? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Being nice and diplomatic from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Bliss, show me something good. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Bliss, this may be time for Play Number 4. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
BLISS: Marco. Polo. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
BLISS: Oh, my God, it's him. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Bliss. Hey, Hot Tubs. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Bliss. Seriously. You guys have to hide. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
BROOKE: Bliss from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
BROOKE: Gorgeous. Just beautiful. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Bruises that won't heal from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
But no. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
But that didn't exactly work out. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
But the Scouts may have some tricks up their sleeves. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
But there's not many girls who are both smart and pretty like you. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
But wait a second, from out of nowhere, from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
But we are tied as we go into the halftime. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
But y'all are gonna have to start calling me Dwayne now. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
By her playing this roller derby. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Can I have one? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Careful, Pee Wee here might get the idea we actually win. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Coach Razor puts former figure skater Bloody Holly in the jammer position, from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Come on, now. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Come on. Come on, Colby! Yeah. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Come on. Come on. Baby, do it. Do it. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Congratulations, you still suck. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Could you get me a washcloth? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Derby 1 01 , people from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Did Razor just coach the other team or did my peyote just kick in? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Do you think they have an easy time finding a job? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Don't leave any holes for them to slip through, all right? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Earl, we just spent a Iot of money on a custom made gown, from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
EARL: We'll have to break through. SMASHLEY: I know. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
EMCEE: Now, Miss Amber Black. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Eventually I'm gonna need you to make contact. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Feeling the heat Ruthless is bringing, from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Fight Attendants are about to take on the sky. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Four blockers from each team are lined up on the track. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Get back out there and win it. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Getting Widows jammer Honey Suckit back for that rail check from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Glad you're safe. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Go get you some. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Go, Babe Ruthless! from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Good pageant, y'all. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Head to head, the teams' two top stars. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Hell hath no fury like a woman fouled. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Hello from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Hello. Dropping my flyers off. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Her parents could sue the league, you guys. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Here she is, Number 22, the fastest thing on eight wheels, Babe Ruthless. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Here. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Hey, hey, you two. l need to see your lD from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Hey, Oliver. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Hey, you calm down, little lady. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Hey. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Hey. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Hey. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Hey. HOLLY: Hey, hey. Hey. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Hey. That move will get you tossed from a game from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Hi. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Hi. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Hoping to ruin Babe's debut. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
How about them Hurl Scouts? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
How good lt could be from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
How long you gonna hold onto that grudge? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
I don't know whether to break it up or break out the video camera. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
I hope the medic is ready from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
I just wanted to return the gown from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
I kind of feel bad lying to them. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
I know. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
I like banana cream, but I like chocolate, too. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
I really, really wanna hit somebody. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
I won another one. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
I... from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
I'll tell you now My name is Young from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
I'll tell you what. The Holy Rollers have got to lay some hits on Ruthless from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
I'm gonna puke. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
I'm happy. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
I'm impressed from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
I'm looking for Maggie, Maggie Mayhem. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
I've enjoyed the ever loving shit out of you. I hope you have, too from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Iron Maven, ladies and gentlemen. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Is about to bag her some Honey. Hey from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
It is? Yeah. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
It won't last. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
It'll go by fast, you'll see. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
It's roller derby, not cotillion. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
JOHNNY: Coach Razor throws Ruthless in the jammer's seat from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
JOHNNY: It's the final seconds of the game. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
JOHNNY: It's the second quarter and we have Manson Number 1 from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
L am here for you, from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
L can't change what you're gonna do, can l? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
L do support myself. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
L don't need to do the triangle. I need to get up there and... from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
L don't. I better go. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
L gave him everything. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
L happen to be here in Bodeen on business craving some barbeque. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
L like Birdman. He's nice. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
L made my wish then to give it to you from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
L mean. don't you get it? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
L wanna beat your ass on the track with my skates. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
L want you to start being a lot... Ruthless. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
L was thinking from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
L wasn't sure if she still wanted it from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Ladies and gentlemen, that was a game changing down. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Ladies, just seeing you guys run the plays, from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Late in the game from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
LBJ. Knock them out. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Let go. I'm your only friend. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Let's get those Holy Rollers. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Like a bathroom on wheels or something. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Look what Corbi did. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Look, I am in the middle of a deal here, okay? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Looking good, Barbie. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Looks like she's on her way to rookie of the year, from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Looks like they're forming a wall. Kaboom! from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Lt was the hottest day in August from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Lt's like a wedding Let no man put asunder from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
MAGGIE.. Ruthless, it's the championship. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Maven, Maven, Maven? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Maven's heading up on the outside but it's real crowded in there. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Means more than any crown. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Men, hold on to your cookies, it's the Hurl Scouts. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Mm. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
My name is Young MO I like to rock mike well from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Never. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
No need to ever ask me twice from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
No official plans. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
No way from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
No, but I mean, you know, we can watch together. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
No, it's true. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
No, no, no, not kind of, they do. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
No, please, Bliss. Come on. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
No, you don't. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
No. My head is in the game. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Number 2, Smashley Simpson from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Number 22 pulls it off again, earning another merit badge. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Oddly glorious. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Of all's inside of me from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Oh, I can't. I gotta get home to my man. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Oh, I love it, Austin. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Oh, yeah from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Okay, grab her wrists, hold on tight. Go. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Okay, no. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Okay. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Okay. That was odd. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Once the jammer breaks through the pack, from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Ooh, watch out, Tammy. No. No. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Or finding a husband? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Or getting a loan application? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Or LashBlast. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Or the next one. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Pash, come on. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Pash, this can't be happening. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
PASH: Go, Babe Ruthless. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Pass a girl, get a point. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Pay particular attention to Play Number 3. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Pocket Rocket. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Polo. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Probably not. I really wanna do this. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Razor Magee's Hurl Scouts have come in last place three years running. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
RAZOR: Let's go, ladies. Skate. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Really? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Really? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Roommate. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
ROSA: Me, too from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Rumor has it that Ruthless blew away the judges in speed trials, from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Ruthless gets out first. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Seriously. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
She had to break away from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
She just climbed into our van, from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Sheena is a punk rocker from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Shouldn't... Shouldn't we, like, be practicing soon? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Skate fast, skate hard. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Slaya takes down Smashley. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Slithering through like a proverbial snake in the grass. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
SMASHLEY: I'm in. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
So don't sit so close from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
So please don't be too loud as you head out. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
So that's why you never come out with us? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
So you think that it's your destiny to get the best of me from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
So, are you ready for your big debut? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Taking it and never breaking it or even shaking it from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Tammy, and Rachael, but here... from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Tell everyone that I plan to go straight from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Tell them I was brave from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Ten feet behind them, from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Thank you from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Thank you. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
That I'm gonna change my work schedule from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
That is for you, Razor! ...and picks up four for her team. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
That Ivy League schools are looking for. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
That makes the score 58 58, from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
That was illegal. What are you talking about? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
That was scary from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
That's gonna be a hard one from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
That's gonna hurt tomorrow in a galaxy far, far away. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
That's really kind of you. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
The entire Rollers team is down as Ruthless flies through. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
The game's tonight. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
The Holy Rollers remain undefeated from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
The Hurl Scouts have finally won one from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
The last time I wore skates, they had Barbies on them. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
The person I admire most from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
The winner today goes on to the big game. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Then a second whistle blows and the jammers take off. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
There she is. All by herself. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
There's still part of your face that doesn't have doodie on it. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
They ain't playing scared, that's for sure. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
They get to a certain age, they don't want you back there. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
They say that I will get used to the change from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Things are all gonna be great from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Thirty four days crammed into a crappy van with four other dudes. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Those are the rules, you're not allowed to tell. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Threw on your shirt. She was an idiot. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Uh, the tiny town, right? Off of South 84? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Um... from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Undefeated. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Wait. Turn the music up from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Walt, out of nowhere, Jackie Daniels... from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
We got a tie game here, folks. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
We were heading for the sea from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
We're Number 2. We're Number 2. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
We're the ones who score. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
We've got two girls brawling on the track. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Well, I once tried out for the Olympics, from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Well, our favorite Whole Foods checkout girl from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Well, the Blue Bonnet pageant is right around the corner. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
What are you all doing here? Are you... Hey, man. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
What is that? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
What is that? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
What the hell was that? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
What time is it? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
What's fixed will always be broken from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
What's Hot Tubs? Yeah? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
What's the name of that thing that if I eat it real fast, it's free? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
When I say that I've lost my best friend from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
When I turn 28 from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
When I turn 29 from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
When I'll grow tired of you from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
When you came up behind me from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Where the hell have you been? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Who's up for Lovejoy's later tonight? $2 pitchers. Beer? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Why don't I just cut school and hang out with you guys today? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
WOMAN.. Roller derby is not a crime. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Would you be paying attention right now? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Yeah, I just had my... I had my birthday, so... from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Yeah, if you like wayfaring Dickensian orphans. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Yeah, me, too. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Yeah, okay. Bye. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Yeah, that's why I like a good fondling, you know? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Yeah, they support the... from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Yeah, you could be our mascot. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Yeah. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Yeah. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
You all right? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
You ask me if there'll come a time from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
You buy shoes from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
You can't do that. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
You can't do that. I paid for those. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
You caught me Baby, you taught me from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
You don't have the baIls. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
You don't. And this is bullshit, anyway. I didn't cheat on you from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
You know what, Birdman, from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
You look so tired unhappy from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
You should come to tryouts on Tuesday. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
You think you have all the time in the world, from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
You will when you have to support yourself. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
You wonder if this heart of mine from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
You're changing your schedule? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Your dress is nice, too, Amber. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Your feet are on fire. They're on fire. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Your hands clean? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
Your T shirt? from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
'cause it looks like Slaya's about to get a rainbow special. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
'Cause when I get up on the mike I just release my spell from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
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(DOORBELL RINGING) I know. Okay from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
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(RAPPING) I gotta make no errors, mistakes or blunders from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
(SIGHS) from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
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(SINGING) I found the greatest love from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
(SINGING) She's a punk punk, a punk rocker from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
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(SlNGING) ...I need you tonight, tonight from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
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(WHISTLE BLOWS) And they're off. from Whip It (2009) Soundboard
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