Teenage Bounty Hunters - Season 1 Edit

A "pant"? Is that, like, half a pants?

A bounty hunter catches a guy and collects the bounty.

A boy's gotta eat.

A bullfrog only has to croak once

A bunch.

A college party?

A couple of kids in pajamas, even.

A crustless PB and J lying next to him.

A date?

A different time in my life when things weren't so perfect.

A eulogy?

A fun addition to the party?

A girl?

A guy who's worthy of your time

A hit and run? Are you insane?

A horse on the force is a cop.

A horse on the force.

A hundred fifty dollars an hour?

A job worth doing is a job worth doing well.

A little red pixie that can go either...

A man who not only waved at us a lot,

A marathon across Antarctica, oh,

A memorial?

A mi a miter saw, and a nail gun and drills.

A nice reminder that the world to come

A person who makes me ponder and grow.

A plus plus double plus.

A reason to keep going, keep on hidin'.

A sin's a sin. You know?

A songwriter.

A squirrel!

A squirrel. I think that sounds like a beautiful idea.

A stacked bob

A sweet, sensitive person. He can't handle the pressure.

A woman of God told us

A yoga studio on a boat,

About how you can sneak up on the deer

About me creating drama, or whatever.

About Savannah or my life there.

About six months ago,

About someone whose favorite beverage is ice water

About the, um, decapitated statue case?

About who you are.

About why he's not home right now  with a new heating pad.

Above...

Absorb... er different cultures. [chuckles]

Abstinence as a devotional topic, is that right?

According to her mother,

According to our sources,

According to the interwebs,

According to this last text,

Across the Chattahoochee.

Active... activated... [stammering]

Actually, a lot of hunters don't support the NRA.

Actually, exactly like this.

Actually, I don't know.

Actually, I just had this great idea.

Actually, it it might be.

Actually, Mr. Stevens, it's kind of the opposite.

Actually, props for his Bitmoji. It's, like, really accurate.

Actually, technically, you can't call me that anymore,

Actually, that's just Blair,

Actually, we were hoping to ask you a couple of questions.

Actually...

Actually... uh, I do. Sorry!

Actually... um, I gotta get going.

Adam Johanneson. Also known as "Fren Z."

Adventure kind of makes me horny.

Advice.

After he turned down Little Women: Atlanta for me.

After I found her there with Terrance.

After I left Yolanda's house.

After I thought, "Do I have feelings for Yolanda?"

After I told her I wasn't working with her anymore,

After I went there to tell her I had news about the Fren Z case

After this, can we get Chick fil A? I am so hungry.

After we got the money to pay back Mom and Dad.

Afternoon rush?

Again, I do.

Again.

Aggravated assault,

Ah, can I buy you a sundae?

Ah, here it is.

Ah, jeez, if I had any more jobs,

Ah, Jesus.

Ah, look, here...

Ah, save it.

Ah, that's an antiquated way of thinking.

Ah, there she is.

Ah! Stop it!

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Yes, just had to locate them in my recollection storehouse.

Ahh.

Ahh. Can't bring in a skip if they're under the influence.

Ain't none of my business where I go after that.

Aka Connie McCready, aka your pimp!

All All two of 'em.

All 23 tracks!

All he cares about is money.

All I've done today is support you and help you.

All of a sudden, one day you look in the mirror, and...

All of us need to be on point tomorrow.

All right then. I'll show you where it's at.

All right, baby. Text me.

All right, fine.

All right, girls. Just listen. It...

All right, good.

All right, he's in the humidor.

All right, head down Main, past Tom Fassbender's place.

All right, hey, hey, hey, back up.

All right, I'll come.

All right, I'll FaceTime you later.

All right, in the bathroom.

All right, just trust me, Muffin.

All right, let's see.

All right, maybe we missed something.

All right, new deal.

All right, no need to get carried away, girls.

All right, remember.

All right, shoot already.

All right, so that's it,

All right, so this is the last address  Kenneth Chu used.

All right, tell me what happened.

All right, thank you, Nurse Ratchet.

All right, uhhhh...

All right, we have

All right, we only have two hours

All right, well, here's a reveal.

All right, well, it works for me.

All right, what gave it away, huh?

All right, what we got on Fren Z?

All right, y'all. Stop. Stop.

All right, yes.

All right, you got me.

All right! All right!

All right?

All right? Dirty laundry.

All right? My motto is,

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. [exhales deeply]

All right. [groans]

All right. Come on, girls, let's go. Chop chop!

All right. Peace.

All right. Sometimes an intimidating flash is all you need.

All right. Stay behind me.

All right. You're stuck with me.

All right. You're the daughter of white Republicans.

All the cool shit that I'm gonna get to do in this world.

All the credit card transactions that happened today.

All the time, I get dizzy and my maxilla goes numb. [CHUCKLES]

All this existential crisising is really making me thirsty.

All this time, when I was ashamed of myself,

All those letters supposed to mean something?

All to feed the mouth of justice.

All will be welcome.

All year.

All you have to do is use this last bit of dirt.

Alone. Hm.

Alright, while ago I did something a lot of people didn't like.

Also bedbugs.

Also blood, I think it should be real.

Also the NRA is in with Big Oil

Also, he's only worth 100 dollars.

Also, how can you not have a single social media account?

Also, I know that it's going to be hard for you to pull this off,

Also, I really want to price one of those leather recliners.

Also, I'm sorry I said that your hair looks stupid.

Also, something called out to me,

Also, we only shoot older bucks, right, Daddy?

Also...

Although I don't know if it can actually be considered music,

Although I get where she's coming from. I know faux granite when I see it.

Although I want to believe it,  I know it's a lie, too.

Although, we should probably wait for this edible to clear my system.

Although, we shouldn't judge. It's easy for people to lose their way.

Always learning.

Always nice to see people out in the wild.

Am I just supposed to walk up to one of these guys

Amazing.

Ambitious is kind of my middle name.

Ambitious.

Amen.

Amen.

Amen.

Amen.

Amorphous... for you.

An A plus.

An apology is not going to fix it, Sterling.

An eagle maybe, or, like, a really pretty hawk.

An hour.

An upscale conversation starter

Anarchists buying matching bracelets? Uh uh.

And

And and "trust" and "pizza crust."

And and he almost took his finger off.

And a little bit dyslexic, but that's between you and me.

And a local pig monger pretty much corroborated, so...

And after that, it was kind of game on.

And ain't a damn thing you can do about it.

And aliases.

And all my personal possessions.

And all of you, if you come in here looking bleary eyed,

And also, no one visits here!

And also, she got laid today.

And arrest her in the act.

And as if the night wasn't enough of a living nightmare,

And attention.

And bad.

And based on the truck's Peach Pass time stamps,

And be, like, "Hey, do you want to make out with me?"

And because of her, Miles broke up with me,

And behold the entirety of my domain

And being the only person in school who can see it.

And besides, you have so much housework you obviously need to do.

And Blair said that his penis was just right for me

And Blair was doing the hors d'oeuvres. Please do not confuse the duties.

And bounty hunting is the one thing that actually makes sense to me.

And Bowser here is left holding the bill

And breaks the law,

And bring me back my stuff after school.

And by sheer probability, a cousin.

And call the second you get across the border.

And can't secure a license to bounty hunt,

And change and shower though?

And closer.

And D. Brad, and those guys.

And Dad isn't that bad of a liar. He can keep things in.

And Dana was the one that set fire to that abortion clinic.

And dangerous.

And decided to put it in a little baggie, like baby teeth?

And did I mention she wasn't there for me?

And didn't calm down until I gave him a bowl of mac and cheese.

And discuss next week's devotional reading.

And do us both a favor,

And do your...

And don't forget your hat.

And don't wash it before, so it has double your smell.

And enjoy being teenagers while you still can.

And everyone she's ever known that you did not grow up

And everything will be just fine.

And exalt the Lord at the same time.

And favorite place, "The plains"?

And for a second,  I wished that I had bought it first.

And for time with family.

And get his ass down to the Maldives.

And get your hands dirty in that rich biblical soil, huh?

And give her the Yogurtopia address?

And give it to Murphy the Dwarf.

And go away!

And guess what? I got shot.

And has been on the lam ever since.

And have babies by 25,

And have sex.

And having you there would only stress me out more.

And he almost suffocated.

And he looks like he'd be a really good cuddler.

And he paints these little wooden ducks.

And he so graciously offered to sponsor our field trip to the soup kitchen.

And he tweaked his back,

And he wants to finance the whole album!

And he wants to...

And he, like, hired us on the spot.

And he's always high on the Lord's birth.

And he's gonna be, like, [squeals]

And he's living on porridge.

And he's smart, and weird, and funny,

And hello, overtly sexual devil horns.

And her dad's a person, Ezequiel.

And her dad's account is private.

And her obsession with protecting the family's sapphire business.

And his face turned red like a guava.

And honestly, it's not that hard if you're an organized thinker.

And how do you suggest I handle this situation, huh?

And how is that?

And huntin' is a chance for a man

And I I couldn't let him drive,

And I acted out of hate, not love.

And I added it to my memory castle.

And I am calling the goddamn police!

And I am married to this beautiful creature.

And I can help pour wine, too.

And I can't do cross country

And I can't figure out any rhyme or reason

And I don't have blood in my poop.

And I don't know how we're going to make it better.

And I don't know if you guys noticed,

And I don't want him to be gone.

And I don't want to panic and fold.

And I don't want to,

And I feel bad for the bad

And I fell in with an extreme crowd,

And I figure, here comes some crazy fool,

And I got an F.

And I gotta be there when they land.

And I guess I just did,

And I had so much fun. Oh!

And I had to teach myself Adobe Illustrator first,

And I hate to interrupt this lovely spread,

And I have changed.  I don't care what you think.

And I have my music,

And I have realized that I don't totally deserve you...

And I heard there was weird talk about my dad,

And I hope it will not be too painful for you to see that I've moved on.

And I just ended up feeling really smart and happy

And I just know you'll bring something extra special to this position, huh?

And I just used a big one.

And I know about the scam that Kendra's running,

And I know who I am.

And I need a big house with a white picket fence

And I never waved back.

And I offered my services.

And I quit.

And I realize, as I'm saying this, this is a bad idea.

And I really thought that if you love somebody,

And I really, really don't like it.

And I really, really love you...

And I refuse to go on getting ignored by you.

And I saw him take at least seven strokes. That's cheating.

And I saw him there with his head cut...

And I shouldn't have said any of that,

And I swore on your future grave that I wouldn't flake.

And I think I hate her, too.

And I think that she deserves the benefit of the doubt.

And I think that you love me, too.

And I thought about how you said

And I use his letters to line Sergeant Bilko's litter box.

And I want to give them the space to do that.

And I want to show it.

And I want to want to go with you to the lock in, but...

And I was going to sit on the swings and memorize the Republican presidents.

And I was in a big hurry. [chuckles]

And I was supposed to laugh at the end of the scene,

And I was wondering,

And I will be totally professional from here on in.

And I wore an outfit

And I worked so hard to be the very best version of myself

And I would kick myself every day in the butthole

And I, for one, applaud her.

And I...

And I'll admit, there is a pattern.

And I'll be happy.

And I'll see what I can come up with for you.

And I'm a sexy adult FBI agent trying to stop you.

And I'm a sexy, wise raven

And I'm bringing a snack for her ride to jail.

And I'm gonna be like bam! Bam! Bam!

And I'm gonna need those names and Instagram handles.

And I'm hard.

And I'm not a hippie!

And I'm only 5,000 points away from winning the giant poop emoji.

And I'm out a shit ton for her.

And I'm pretty sure you want to give the same gift to your future husband,

And I'm really used to things over here.

And I'm right with my God.

And I'm sorry that I lost your Bratz doll on that roller coaster.

And I'm sorry that you're not gonna get to experience

And I'm super freaked out.

And I'm supposed to just wait around, for what?

And I'm sure there's going to be a lot of questions

And I'm the only one who can speak to Cathy

And I'm trying to. Like...

And I've been doing it much longer than you have,

And I've been giving her a lot of space,

And I've been talking about sex for so long

And I've been thinking,

And I've been working really, really hard,

And I've got... you.

And if he can lie, anyone can.

And if I was playing games, I'd win.

And if I've changed, change is possible.

And if she knew... then she'd tell my mom.

And if they did, they do not buy a t shirt from the local church.

And if we did, I'm sure there'd be  a mix CD

And if you're real bounty hunters,

And in the spirit of "you cannot choose your relatives,"

And in their tails, they had

And include breath mints.

And inspiring and...

And it looks like this Melissa  is his piece.

And it took us five minutes with Hannah B to find out it was two people.

And it was, like, so different than when I do it to myself, you know?

And it wasn't just one. It was a box.

And it's 7:59.

And it's been really hard on the ears.

And it's going exactly according to plan.

And it's going to take all weekend.

And it's gonna take some time,

And it's in a town called...

And it's probably going to hurt the first time,

And it's super small and hard to get into.

And it's very important.

And it's worn me down  to a tiny little nub.

And John happened to be at the motel bar.

And kill them execution style.

And lacrosse season's coming up.

And learned about himself in the process.

And leave 90,000 dollars on the table.

And left the family question blank.

And let me tell you,

And look, you are doing great work.

And love, and Mom.

And lying is the worst.

And make ourselves just sick on Lemonheads.

And makes my mom mortgage the lake house

And may be stretched out a little bit.

And maybe ask her out for some soft tacos.

And maybe break in our house in the middle of the night

And maybe he didn't know what he was doing on Earth,

And maybe in your time apart,

And maybe say,

And maybe she was getting out those stacks of cash for the gardener.

And maybe some...

And maybe that'll make them forget that we didn't get the heating pad.

And maybe tonight is a good time to let the whole world know

And mine's on repeat.

And Mr. Beaver!

And Mr. Philpott thinks my sculpture has a shot at it.

And my bandmates take turns reminding me to eat...

And my dad, and my brother.

And my heart was in my lips, and my hands,

And my lead is in the area.

And my mom and my dad just added dishes to my wedge in my chore wheel,

And my sister has internalized the societal messaging

And my sister was?

And my winning smile.

And neither of us wants to change.

And nobody visits here.

And not any of the young does.

And not the cute kind where they look like they're sleeping.

And not told me that your mama was some nutjob fugitive?

And now Hannah B and Ezequiel

And now it just flew out of my backpack?

And now she thinks I'm an asshole, but she's the asshole.

And now we wait.

And now we're not speaking,

And now you've also got me.

And now, a reading.

And now, we have helped her out here and there over the years,

And off we go to the county jail.

And often, very serious consequences.

And old and out of touch, you know.

And one man and one woman, r right?

And one of his balls split in half?

And one of our rules is, no drinking.

And only girls.

And other parts of me that are none of your beeswax.

And our children's children,

And our heating pad is finally kaput.

And Pastor Booth is waving it in my face.

And play golf at UGA. Go, Dogs!

And polishing my lacrosse stick.

And powerful enough to do Fren Z a solid without getting in trouble?

And pretend like nothing's wrong.

And put that hair in a bun or somethin'. Fix it up.

And put together a memorial for him, if that's okay.

And ready for your big hunting trip with Uncle Deacon and Big Daddy?

And ready to do something new.

And remarkably large overbite

And romantic, and sweet, and gentle.

And said she supports us fully and is so happy for us, right?

And says it's for me and our future.

And says something like, "Freedom,"

And see what discoveries await.

And share if you've committed a crime!

And she doesn't know that I like her,

And she doesn't want to stay at the lock in.

And she drives around delivering yogurt to underserved youth.

And she embraced you with love in her heart

And she found that toe.

And she looked so comfortable.

And she mistrusts banks?

And she thought Winfield fought at this battle, and he didn't.

And she uses him like an old rag.

And she's been missing for less than an hour?

And she's the addict?

And show you and your guests some jewelry.

And showed him the notes in between takes, I mean...

And shut that shit down right now,

And since I'm here, hey, I got this one.

And since we all had the idea, we can plan the memorial as a threesome.

And since when does Mom ride in an Uber?

And so we had this whole little back and forth.

And soccer's just for French people.

And Sterling forgot to prepare

And Sterling, if those dorks at Fellowship are gonna judge you,

And Sterling's bank account,

And Sterling's just not helping me at all.

And still keep my reputation intact.

And stop pretending this version of you works, huh?

And sure, in theory, reparations are great.

And surprise, surprise, he's not a big fan of the gays.

And take all the money,

And Tawny Kitaen in the back, cooking me up some pancakes.

And that animated Moses,

And that catchphrase?

And that is not what God intended.

And that it was found in Band.

And that means I have to ride home with you, too?

And that might be fine  for heathens and Yankees,

And that there is Sister Ned.

And that they use the law

And that's what got me, friends. That's what got me.

And that's why you run from me?

And the car is a temple on wheels.

And the classrooms are just

And the genocide of the American Indians.

And the gun?

And the gun.

And the home won't  allow unregistered guests,

And the list goes on.

And the mochi on the motherfucking non fat yogurt sundae...

And the name of my guy who'll fix your truck up for you cheap.

And the next, you're a part of someone.

And the one she hit the night before

And the playlist for the lock in was truly a struggle.

And the reason you look so young

And the separation of church and state.

And the vanilla osteoporosis supplement,

And the world should know all of you, too.

And their friends if they would like to come.

And their new job that we barely see them.

And then a dog ate it!

And then all of a sudden you start hearing it everywhere.

And then also, you get to tell somebody exactly what it is you like.

And then April wanted the clues to rhyme

And then build a historically accurate representation

And then everybody yell out who wants what.

And then get thrown into a ravine."

And then he called me a penguin for a while.

And then he came back to teach,

And then he just shortened that to "Guin",

And then he stumbled into "Gwyneth Paltrow."

And then he's gonna be, like... [moans]

And then I ended up getting to sit with the seniors,

And then I had this dream

And then I'm going to do this thing with my hips that I read about,

And then I'm gonna flip him over

And then in the middle of it,

And then never think about this again.

And then on the weekends,

And then once we get a good sized group,

And then out of nowhere, this paper that he graded

And then pushed it around the cup instead of eating it.

And then she sweeps away just as easily

And then straight into band practice,

And then we can... uh, check out the...

And then we get to fall in love.

And then we realized that we haven't really shared...

And then we slip some of my melatonin into Mr. Stevens' drink,

And then we'll lock her in the bathroom till the shit dies down outside.

And then why don't we just plan to meet sometime soon

And then yell, "Clear!"

And then you and Deacon would carry on my legacy.

And then you can come cover

And then you have to drink all of the liquid inside it.

And then you sit on them.

And then you turn around and they're stabbin' you in it.

And then you turn around and they're stabbing you in it.

And then you walked away.

And then, he cried and threw the flip flop

And then, like, we get to do it.

And then, something for later,

And then, you show up as an employee at my Richie Rich house

And there are sharks in the waters...

And there is not one picture of Mom before college

And there's a shadow behind the dove?

And there's something in there I can't quite put my finger on,

And these last few days have made me realize

And they are as sparklin'...

And they are dead and they are gone and that is sad, so be quiet!

And they are eatin' up the American wilderness.

And they don't speak English,

And they only cater to this specific clientele, it's

And they talk with their mouths full.

And they threw it on the floor!

And they're open late.

And they're putting away that spinach dip, it's to die for!

And this is the most professional it's ever been.

And this one here, I've been tracking him for a while.

And through those things, we learn lessons we can't even imagine learning on our own.

And Tumnus the Fawn, turned to stone.

And turning her in to the court.

And until then, I'm hidin' out.

And watch cartoons.

And watch me sleep.

And we can't seem to find him. Do you know where he is?

And we eat everything we shoot.

And we need to clear the way.

And we need to use your tools, too, Dad,

And we strive to be good and gracious

And we think she might have a police record.

And we think we know where they're headed.

And we were all "Uggh!" and then she sealed off the exit.

And we would really appreciate your...

And we... are still going to win.

And we'd both just won "Middle School's Most Popular".

And we're bounty hunting.

And we're going to do what?

And we're going to have a relaxed, house to ourselves sort of night.

And we're on a super dangerous mission

And we're religious so I don't know what to say

And welcome to Willingham Academy

And what about you?

And what an unforgettable attempt at eggs.

And what will they do while they eat?

And what, doctors refuse to do surgery

And what?

And what? She sent you a message?

And what's more, you didn't even tell us about crashing it.

And when you do, I'll turn around and bam!

And who knows where she's going or what she's doing with her.

And who says our school doesn't teach the Arts?

And without a team,

And y'all are gonna go to that lock in tonight

And y'all can hang out at school all you want.

And y'all gonna swoop in and snag my bounty, huh?

And yeah, I just feel Christ inside me.

And yes, only a hundred,

And yes, perceived hotness at their respective schools.

And yes, Terrance may be a very charming, good looking man

And yes, you can have extra gummy bears,

And yet I still hear the word "fag" around school,

And you agreed with me.

And you and I will be on our way to jail.

And you came in and you convinced me to change things.

And you can't ask him for a loan,

And you did not even have the decency to answer your cell phones!

And you did what I told you to, which felt good.

And you didn't catch the skip,

And you didn't even ask about them.

And you don't have the guts to take a chance on

And you don't need to help anybody get anywhere?

And you gave me away to Jessica's group at recess.

And you get to absorb more of my culture on the way.

And you know what you should do?

And you know what? I was thinking

And you looked so beautiful up there.

And you looked very cute holding that trophy.

And you must be Debbie.

And you must be the little gringas Yolanda told me about,

And you promised.

And you ruined everything!

And you said, "April's in your group now."

And you say that you're not brave, but you kissed me back.

And you tell me every single shred of information

And you thought that Mrs. Miller across the street was burying a body.

And you turn around and they're stabbing you in it.

And you two will frolic all day while I become the sexy older woman

And you wasn't emmitin' no commitment vibes.

And you went so far as to actually leave yours?

And you, you're a freakishly good shot.

And you... You...

And you're already on unequal footing.

And you're going to bone yours... one day.

And you're still going to the drugstore.

And you're struggling on your path with the Lord,

And you're trying to get a gay man to look at your tits.

And you've got instincts.

And your dad?

And your guitar.

And your mama won't even  like your Instagram posts.

And yours is, was, and always will be boring!

And, "Life!"

And, "Over here, life!"

And, in case you're wondering,

And, like, bruise his fragile male ego.

And, like, I don't know, paralyzed or something?

And, like, rough coral reef.

And, oh, yeah, you're wanted for first degree arson!

And, uh, it's graded and everything,

And, um...

And, um... well, they found out and confronted me

And, um... you know...

And...

And...

And...

And... 24,000.

And... I disrespected them.

And... I know a lot of things that you don't know.

And... m... my instruments and all... all my things,

Anderson can’t even take down his own damn name.

Anderson still doesn't know how to hold an ax like a man.

Andre the Giant.

Anecdote, please.

Another great thing is the hours are flexible

Another obstacle.

Anti helped.

Anticipation is sometimes even more exciting than the actual event.

Any time.

Anyhow, how can I help y'all?

Anyone?

Anything but the Lincoln Wing.

Anything else?

Anything you need, just let me know.

Anyway, do you know how much it might cost us

Anyway, now y'all gonna have to believe me when I tell y'all...

Anyway, Sterling's debate championship is tomorrow.

Anyway, they left to go fly to New York.

Anyway, uh...

Anyway, y'all get the skip next time, will ya?

Anyway... Um...

Apparently, he's a big bitch.

Apparently, that was all just locker room talk!

Apricot! Where have you been?

April texted me that she's running late,

April will be a fine leader.

April, I need to speak to you, right now!

April, if it's yours, admit it.

April! You are MOBOT.

April's dad is the creep on our eighth grade trip to Jekyll Island

Are having a little bit of a power struggle.

Are people after you?

Are those from your yogurt boss?

Are we, like, getting this dude?

Are we, um... Are we still talking about trash?

Are y'all identical?

Are you coming back... to Atlanta?

Are you disappointed in me?

Are you doing okay?

Are you forgetting I'm your boss?

Are you forgetting that Dad doesn't know we took his precious hunting truck?

Are you frickin' kidding me?

Are you gonna get back together with her?

Are you guys done yet?

Are you guys okay?

Are you hypnotizing me?

Are you in love?

Are you in some kind of trouble?

Are you kiddin' me, Gary? Amphetamines?

Are you kidding me?

Are you looking at her boobs? That's our mother.

Are you more of a dark cherry chocolate cheesecake type of guy?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you on a Greyhound heading west to start a new life?

Are you on Ritalin or something?