Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016) Soundboard Edit

A few hundred feet ahead.

Actually, I'm in charge on this one.

After what's about to happen here.

All right, Bebop and Rocksteady...

All right, Shredder's convoy is 7.2 miles east northeast.

All you, Donnie.

And as long as we all have our hockey masks,

And dip them in ranch dressing.

And Donnie.

And now in light of the fact that he is who knows where,

And obviously a dazzling personality.

And the Foot Clan are planning on hitting the convoy

And this will help us do that.

And total spiritual enlightenment.

And two,

And we had him!

And you're a...

Anytime.

April, Casey and Vern need an escort to Pier 90.

APRIL: Look. There's the portal device

APRIL: You're leaving?

April! Hey! What's up, April?

April! How'd it go?

Baxter has to have a backup. And I bet it's on the mainframe at TCRI.

BAXTER: I installed a breathing apparatus in your helmet

Bebop and Rocksteady's bloodstream,

BEBOP: And are these pickles untraceable?

BEBOP: Big ants!

BEBOP: Gotcha, pipsqueak!

BEBOP: Oh! The roof is on fire!

BEBOP: That is cool

Because you and your buddy Dr

Big fan of your work. Especially your early stuff

Big fan. Big fan.

Boss, boss, we did it! We did it!

BOTH: Whoa!

BOTH: Yeah! (LAUGHING)

But his ancestors are from Finland.

But how? We're being hunted. They think we're monsters.

But I'm betting that there's some sort of a secondary feed

But legally I'm entitled to a phone call.

But look like humans on the outside.

But this Commander Krang,

But while I was waiting for it to catalyze, I started thinking,

Careful, as some of the items may have shifted during flight.

CASEY: Chief,

CASEY: Come on, O'Neil, get in!

CASEY: Do you hear that?

Casey! Casey!

Chutes.

Coming from the guy who's all instinct, no restraint!

Coming through! (LAUGHS)

Commanding Officer goes by the name of Krang.

Do you want to come watch me play?

Does it matter?

Don't worry, guys, I'll level out the plane!

DONATELLO: Leo.

DONATELLO: Lock in.

DONATELLO: Oh, my gosh.

DONATELLO: This thing's 57% complete

DONATELLO: Yeah, he'll be there, I promise.

Donnie, I'm looking at the data from Baxter's iPad.

Dude!

Dude! Seriously?

Erasing?

Escaped police custody last night...

Every second we're down here,

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

From out of the shadows, stepped a beacon of hope.

From the shadows.

Gear up, Donnie.

Get back.

Get him, Rock!

Get over here, little boy.

Get them out of there! Eliminate those turtles!

Go, move, move, move. Get your team in position!

Good bye, T echnodrome.

Gotcha!

Guys, he is literally rearming.

Guys, now! Close the portal now!

Guys? I don't think I'm tall enough to ride this ride!

Guys? I got something!

HAMLETT: Unbelievable.

He jumped.

He was just a humble cameraman

He's not looking for partners.

Here it comes! Ooh, here it comes!

Hey, be careful with that, that's my peashooter.

Hey, do not make eye contact with us.

Hey, just chill, Raph. We're a little busy.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Heads up, Donnie. (YELLING)

HOSTESS: Here you are, sir.

Hot damn!

How close?

How many men do you want?

However questions remain about last week's events.

I ain't scared of you.

I almost thought he wasn't gonna do it for a second.

I always wanted to be in the Halloween parade.

I am starting to have profound regrets about our arrangement

I can assure you you don't know who I am.

I failed, Master Splinter.

I feel like I'm back in science class

I knew it!

I know what you're thinking right now.

I mean, honestly, how hard could it be?

I need to see..

I thought so.

I'll be back, turtles,

I'll only warn you once. Get off my ship!

I'm a nerd, not a geek.

I'm a vegan. Except for meat and cheese and eggs.

I'm just kidding

I'm not being used to my full potential here, Leo

I'm so sorry. I'm just like..

I'm vertical!

If big cuddly teddy bears were incredibly violent.

If those four brothers are still out there,

If we can send that beacon back to where it came from,

If you're gonna press charges, just press charges.

In bringing them to justice.

Initiate.

Inside every human there's a dormant gene

Is coming through piece by piece.

Is it really possible?

It could turn us

It means there's more where that purple ooze came from.

It sounds strange.

It was full of information about Shredder and the Foot Clan.

It's called compartmentalization of information.

It's on, baby!

Jade, what we just saw stays in the department.

Jump ball! No way! It's pizza on my Nike! It's pizza!

KARAI: But you said...

KARAI: Surveillance feed is live.

Key to the city.

KRANG: Come here, little turtle.

KRANG: Okay, turtles

Ladies like to call me Mikey.

Leaning your way, of course.

Leo, Leo, okay. You're not gonna believe this.

LEONARDO: (WHISPERS) Mikey.

LEONARDO: Hang on, little bro!

LEONARDO: How you doing up there, Donnie?

LEONARDO: Let's go! Come on, Mikey!

LEONARDO: Turtle Formation in three, two, one!

LEONARDO: Two points coming up!

LEONARDO: What's happening, Donnie?

LEONARDO: Yeah!

LEONARDO: Yeah. Turtles bite!

Let's go! (GRUNTS)

Listen, I'd love to help you guys out, but I can't.

Listen.

LOBBY OFFICER 2: Show me your hands!

Look at it. Look at my shoe.

Look, I can help you catch these guys.

Looking good, bro

MAN ON SPEAKER: You have meditated for nearly 24 hours.

Me, too.

MICHELANGELO: Guys!

MICHELANGELO: Hey, I heard that!

MICHELANGELO: You can't just push past me like that, bro!

Mikey, we'll never fit in

Mikey, what are you doing?

Mine!

Mr. Shredder! My man.

Nah. Baxter is a softie.

Nice catch.

Nice key to the city.

No regret... No fear!

No, you... No. No, you will..

No!

Nobody move. Don't move!

Not at all.

Not for us.

Now all we need

Now, I knew they couldn't handle the truth about the purple ooze,

O'Neil!

Oh, boy.

Oh, guys, does it get any better than this?

Oh, I'm sorry

Oh, my God.

Oh, no. I don't want to do it. It hurts.

Oh, this is gonna be good! (LAUGHS)

Oh, uh...

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! This is awesome!

Oh.

Oh.

Okay, fine!

Okay, this is our stop.

Okay. About ninety seconds before this thing is complete.

Okay. It's all you, Mikey.

Okay. Okay, you got this. You got this.

Omnus, scan subjects

One camera, two camera, three camera.

People fear what they do not understand.

Perhaps if properly reengineered...

Please welcome Vern The Falcon Fenwick!

Put them all in shackles!

Quit screwing around, Donnie.

Raph, what are you doing with that?

RAPHAEL: And how are we supposed to do that?

RAPHAEL: Let's just say we're four brothers from New York

RAPHAEL: We're gonna have to find a new spot

RAPHAEL: Whoa.

Really?

Remember me?

Right, to expedite analysis of the isotope?

Right.

See, I'm wondering the same thing myself.

See, that guy with the hockey stick in the other alley,

Sensei, the Foot Clan are attempting

Shit!

Shotgun!

Shredder gets more powerful and Mikey gets more annoying.

SHREDDER: And then what?

Sitting in the nosebleeds.

So we're breaking into police headquarters.

So you want to break into police headquarters.

Speed.

Staking out Dr. Baxter Stockman.

Take the shot, Mikey!

Take us to the Chrysler Building.

Tartaruga Brothers?

Thanks, man.

That's how you roll.

That's nice of them to say good bye.

The beacon's location is somewhere near the command module

The Foot Clan have the purple ooze!

The third is in the Brazilian rainforest.

There's so many of you.

This is gonna be insane!

This job is too important for just men.

Those phones are harder to track

Thunder and Lightning!

To anyone with a standard cardiovascular system.

To blend in with humans

Totally plug and play

TURTLES: (CHANTING) Defense! Defense! Defense!

Uh... Everything is great. I'm doing awesome.

Uh... Yeah.

Um, actually, though, there's a big difference

VERN: I'm gonna take a photo with all of you, don't worry,

Vern's just sticking to the arrangement we made with him.

Wait for Donnie's go signal, and shut it down.

Wait, wait, wait! You don't have a chute!

Was able to single handedly

We are being ambushed, heading north on 87.

We are two miles from Exit 14. Set up an intercept

We got bogies on the bus.

We have a system that works

We have work to do.

We may be the only ones who can survive around that portal,

We need backup at police headquarters right now!

We need immediate backup!

We need to find someone to sneak you guys past security checkpoint.

We saved this city.

We? No, no, no. No, we're not doing...

We'll be gods to future generations.

We'll make our way up to his ship and take down Krang on his home turf.

We're asking anyone with information

We're ninjas. We live in the shadows. Let's go!

We're on the move.

We're turtles, not tortoises! There's a big difference.

Well, that went well.

Well, the truth is, Jill,

What could go wrong? (CHUCKLES)

What up, Big Daddy Law Breaker?

What, are you crazy? We can't be seen!

Which is where you come in.

Who are these guys?

Whoa, stop, stop!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa. They've achieved the power of flight!

Whoo whoo!

Whoo!

WOMAN: Where did that come from?

Won't stop until you do it, do it, do it.

Yeah, but I want to be down there.

Yeah, pretty awesome!

Yeah, they're not gonna be stupid enough to go back there

Yeah, well, he's a genius that's about to be in a lot of trouble.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes, that that would be irresponsibly dangerous. True.

Yes!

Yo, fellas! Hey, hey, hey.

Yo, you got him!

You already have

You can't say a word of this to the others.

You can't walk away from this.

You forfeited jurisdiction.

You got 32 counts of first degree murder.

You guys secure the portal device.

You know what? Give me a break, Raph.

You know, Beebs,

You might need this.

You see me? I look good, brah.

You send us on a highway

You two stay here.

You'll be just what you've always been.

You'll need to get close.

You're the one who told me to take credit for Shredder in the first place.

Your innovations in nanorobotics at TCRI

Your watch needs to be within three feet of his device,

(CHEERING) Good job, Mikey.

(CHUCKLES) Yeah!

(ENGINES REVVING) (ROARING)

(WHOOPING) Those things are pretty awesome, huh?

Any time now, Mikey. I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying.

Aw, come on! What is this?

BAXTER: Thank you. Mmm hmm

Don't move! Don't move! No, no, no.

Donnie... Whoa

Get away from her! Hey! Whoa!

Get on the ground! All right, okay.

Hold your fire. POLICEMAN: Hold your fire.

I still don't know what you're saying. (SIGHS)

Oh, you want some, too? (GRUNTING)

Smash it. That's what we do!

The seats don't recline... LEONARDO: Donnie! Donnie!

Three, two... Hmm?

Turtle power! RAPHAEL: Garbage truck!

Uh... Dudes? LEONARDO: What?

We'll have ultimate power. Power.

What is that thing? It's a big ass magnet

Where are the shells? They're in the bag.

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

(APRIL EXCLAIMS)

(APRIL GRUNTS)

(BAXTER CHUCKLES)

(BEBOP LAUGHING)

(BEEPING)

(BELLOWS)

(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

(BOTH YELLING)

(BRAKES SCREECHING)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

(CHAIN JINGLING)

(CHUCKLES) Shocking!

(CHUCKLING)

(CHUCKLING)

(CHUCKLING) What arrangement?

(DRUMS PLAYING)

(ELECTRICITY HUMMING)

(ELEVATOR DINGS)

(ENGINE ROARING)

(EXHALES SHARPLY)

(EXPLODING)

(GASPING AND GRUNTING)

(GASPING)

(GASPING) No way! He's total ly gon na give us props.

(GASPS)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS) No, wait. Hey, look, if you tell Leo

(HORN HONKING)

(INAUDIBLE)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO CHATTER)

(KNOCKING)

(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY) Y'all got jokes, huh?

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(MICHELANGELO SCREAMING)

(MUTTERING ANGRILY)

(MUTTERING)

(RAPHAEL SIGHS)

(REVVING)

(SCREAMS)

(SIGHING)

(SIGHING)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) If Shredder is free,

(SINGING ALONG)

(SIREN WAILING)

(SIRENS WAILING)

(SLURPING)

(SNIFFING)

(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

(STRAINING) Gotcha!

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(TURTLES GASPING)

(TURTLES LAUGHING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(WHOOPING)

(WHOOPING)

(WHOOPING)

(YELLING)