Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991) Soundboard Edit

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And as we know, Leonardo, one or two rather big mishaps have occurred.

And it's well hidden, huh?

And Raphael.

And they said if you don't meet them at the construction site tonight..

Attack me, if you will.

Aw

Awesome.

Broken down and blocked up the whole street

But I don't understand.

Come on, come on, come on

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Cowabunga.

Dandelions?

Donny, give it up.

Eh?

Especially teenagers.

Gah.

Go

Go, go, go.

Go.

Go.

Good luck.

Guys, guys, guys.

Ha.

Hand it over, Shredder.

He'd send Tokka and Rahzar out again.

Here, let me get you guys some napkins.

Hey, guys. Check this.

Hey, I'm helping Donny. Give me the phone.

Hey, nice shot.

Hey, nice tie, bro. You mind?

Hey, these dudes are copping major Z's already

Hey, yo.

Hey.

Hey.

His face.

Hmm. Uh huh.

I already have

I can't believe every time..

I can't take this anymore.

I knew this would work.

I mean, I'm the news manager here, April.

I never got a seat so fast in my life.

I never got to see Paris.

I see. Then what leads you to believe they did this?

I think it's working.

I think you'd better sit down.

I thought we'd find out we were special.

I'm Leonardo.

I'm out of here.

I'm well aware of the risks.

It can't be.

It was ooze. And there's more of it out there.

It's him.

It's party time, boys.

Just make sure the rest are found and removed.

Keep your eyes peeled.

Keno, don't do it. Keno, don't do it.

Knock, knock.

Leo, come on, come on.

Let's face it, you'd be better off staying at the Hilton.

Man, you see that? He's gonna be one of them.

Mikey?

Move it back.

No, if the soil is contaminated so far away...

No.

No.

Of course not, Master Splinter.

Oh, man, this stuff is rank.

Oh, Mikey.

Oh, yeah. Woo hoo.

Oh, you dudes wanna play too?

Okay, first chance we get, we're out of here. Huh?

Okay, great.

Okay, just hurry up. There's a ton of these guys.

Okay, looks like this is the place.

One, two, three, four

Oops.

Our father gone.

Our master has a message for your friends.

Oy.

Patience.

Professor, we're live.

Psst. Keno, come on.

Rawr.

See that these two things are properly disposed of

Shredder!

So don't forget we're turtles.

Sorry, kid. It's for your own good.

Tatsu, gather your best men

That's pretty good, huh?

That's the end of the Shredder.

That's what we do best, Miss O'Neil.

The art of invisibility.

The last vial of ooze.

The missing link.

The sewer.

Their world can never be ours.

They don't need to.

This is wonderful.

This time into Central Park.

Tokka.

Two

Wait!

Walk the Dog.

Watch your head, guys!

Way to go, Mikey.

We gotta go all the way up.

We're pancakes!

Welcome to our headquarters.

Well, except maybe this one.

Well, I've got an idea

Well, yeah, damage is minimal.

Were you seen?

What's up?

Whoa, all we need now is wide world ofSports and a blimp.

Whoa, primo workout, dudes.

Whoa, whoa.

Wicked.

Wishbone crunch on two.

Wolf it down. Scarf it.

Yeah

Yeah, all right.

Yeah, well, uh...

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

You want a pickle? I'll give you a pickle

You're forgiven. Whoa.

You're not going anywhere, Shredder.

All right. Yeah.

Bang. Ow.

Bummer. Oh, man.

Come on, guys. I love this spy stuff.

Come on, let's go. I'm coming.

Come on, man! Get up, man! Yo, man, get up.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Yeah.

Coolness. Huh?

Cowabunga. Yeah.

Donny? April.

Go, go, go. Hey.

He's right. What? We kicked their butts.

Heh? That.

Here, let me get that for you. Oh. Oh, right

Hey, guys, I'm here. What?

Hey, Mikey, you okay? Yeah.

Hit it, Mikey. Rock 'r roll.

Hope we can find a cab. There are lots of cabs.

I told... Sit down.

I'm not gonna just... Run or I'll kick your butt.

I'm right here. Please don't.

Keno, be careful. Okay.

Keno, I told you this is not... I know, I know. This is not my fight.

Let's get out of here. Let's go. Move it. Move it.

Muy primo, bros. Yeah.

Oh, man. Twenty.

Okay, lady, two slices for you. Move it up, come on.

Professor? Preparations are complete, however...

Professor. It would appear the antimutagen...

The green stuff. Oh, no

The perimeter's quiet. Yeah, a little too quiet.

The Shred dude. Oh, no.

Too dangerous. Seventeen.

Uh oh. Uh oh.

Very well constructed. Yeah.

What do you make of it, Donny? Well, I'm not sure.

What? He's not sure.

Where is it? Hey.

Whoa. Oh, yech. Yuck.

Yah! Let's get out of here!

Yeah. Yeah.

You sure about this, Donny? Don't worry. Just do it.

You're, uh... April O'Neil.

..

...and an accident was just waiting to happen.

...and the resulting ooze, as you put it, was found to have remarkable...

...but if the database is coded, the whole system might go down.

...but to meet as the Shredder wishes.

...don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.

...for the Foot and the ooze like we should...

...ingestion is the only course.

...really big animals.

...that, you know, maybe you...

...this is April O'Neil, Channel Three News.

...to find good subterranean housing.

...which transformed you into your present state

...with a green colloidal gel down in a sewer...