Tuca & Bertie (2019) - Season 2 Edit

A "home"?

A 20 year old candy egg

A 31 year old toucan woman.

A bro? What's this bro doing?

A coin means I'll be wealthy!

A customer who has cash?

A dj perhaps?

A frookin' sweetie pie, okay?

A hardboiled egg, extra dry.

A heavy rain, a disaster,

A house without secrets.

A house, a house is like a music,

A mean uter

A mechanic.

A plague upon thee harlots.

A pool slut will do anything to get in a pool.

A regular amount.

A sight for tired eyes.

A skim latte for you, ma'am,

A slide presentation for the ad clients

A something that is neither a he, nor she, nor they.

A thing I'm so good at,

A vampire must accept every invitation, so...

Aaah! Oh! Aaah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! That's the spirit!

About her old boss.

About pastry pete!

About the state of the levees?

About your childhood.

Abutted by the jelly lakes on the far north east,

Actually, dad, um...

Actually, I just went through something exactly like that.

Actually, not so great.

Actually, yeah.

After all the fish oil and crossword puzzles

After trying to perform his own appendectomy?

After trying to perform his own appendectomy?

After you got a therapist.

After your dessert and the alleged victims

Against renovations and rent hikes,

Agh, I can't watch this!

Agh!

Agh! I scared him off!

Agh! Whoo!

Agh. Okay, maybe...

Ah um...

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...

Ah, ah, yeah!

Ah, bertie, I was just not thinking about you.

Ah, don't let her get to you.

Ah, don't worry.

Ah, frick.

Ah, he's so hot!

Ah, I already said that! [laughs]

Ah, I'm in full support of employees

Ah, never mind. I'm a dj.

Ah, the stop signs the city ordered finally arrived.

Ah, too much, uh, sorry.

Ah, yes.

Ah, you're tough competition!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! And that's our time!

Ah! I hate this holiday!

Ah! Library tonya got adult beak braces!

Ah! Mayday, mayday!

Ah! My experience points.

Ah! Patricia ramsey!

Ah! This neighborhood is so authentic!

Ah. Great.

Ah...

Ah...

Ah... Let me think

Ah... Okay. That's okay.

Ahem. The trajectory of your interpersonal relationships

Ahoy! I spot a bird in trouble!

Air tight. Gave me a real spreadsheet boner.

Aka expectations met!

Aka food swords!

All aboard!

All aboard! Stand clear of the closing doors!

All his girlfriends were like super hot,

All I wanna do is work

All mechanics are preachy.

All of this stuff will be in a history book.

All of you have an equal chance at winning.

All over everything good?

All right, I'll swing by and getcha!

All right. Got it, mom.

All the fungus and the lizards. I just...

All the playfulness and dexterity of a fish

All tickets for rides and games

All true, what's your label, sailor?

Allow me to help you with this.

Almost forgot.

Also, I got rid of the glass toilet.

Also, I'm a virgin!

Also, speckle and I

Also, the person reading that book

Also, we will not be canceling schools. Bye bye!

Always shakes loose a 'gasm!

Always, be dragged back to earth

Always! I could use a hand with these seedlings!

Am I being weird right now?

Am I missing anything?

Am I right? Get it?

Am I wrong?

An authentic planteau parade,

An infinite descent into madness!

And a bloody mary, hold the vodka.

And a ream of your special paper.

And a triple caf gummy ribbon crumble bomb for me.

And a year off in europe apostrophes.

And after I reach the first outpost. Love you!

And all of your ghosts are gone!

And all of your ghosts are gone!

And also maybe leave the building?

And also the prosecutors

And also we beg the dead not to capture us

And ask if anything historical happened here!

And be the fun murder zombie auntie, huh?

And been transformed into a free wheeling, non conformist,

And being on time is late.

And best of all...

And clearly delivered in a jokey manner.

And deal with men like dirk.

And didn't care about meeting my friends.

And ditch the boyfriend, too.

And do parkour!

And don't ask me where the bathroom is here

And don't be trying to plagiarize!

And dottie can be intimidating.

And down the wazzat!

And drag us into hell!

And eliminate them one by one...

And everything will be neatly diagrammed and explained.

And exotic silk.

And express it! Outloud! With my mouth!

And get a super chill girlfriend,

And get on the sex bus!

And get yourselves to safety!

And good news, they have the doorknob in stock!

And goop comes out your ears!

And guess what?

And have her back by nine o'clock!

And having a threesome with us right now.

And having cramps. All kinds.

And having fantasies about power and taboo relationships

And he never notices me!

And he never notices.

And he was good to go in a week.

And healthy part of processing trauma.

And her body robed in bohemian thread,

And her. That guy too.

And here I was worried my new neighbor would be a square.

And here we are at round three,

And here's where martha first told her father to eff off!

And I can do whatever I want!

And I don't have time to figure it out!

And I dunno,

And I feel left out.

And I had to hold shit down so you could keep being a kid.

And I hope you're having a lovely weekend together!

And I just hung out with a freaking ghost.

And I just wanna be good at something.

And I let you know what the moss does,

And I need to return it.

And I never shit.

And I ran against my twin sister

And I texted tuca.

And I trust all of you to be cool, all right?

And I wanted to thank you

And I was in my bathroom, fighting to flush my toilet!

And I would never wanna hurt you,

And I'll have a plate

And I'll never feel like

And I'm getting out.

And I'm going to move in with her.

And I've set up my drafting table

And if I'm forced to go to a strip club,

And instead of water, I used other coffee.

And invite your best friend to the carnival."

And is there anything special inside the cake?

And it gives me one more night alone

And it says I walked 12 miles!

And it should be no big deal,

And it'll be too much because I'm freakin' haunted.

And it's a real sport.

And it's all much too moist for my liking!

And it's beautiful!

And it's not just raking leaves!

And it's our new landlord!

And it's scandalous and it's based on a true story.

And it's shaking its head "no."

And it's the coolest shop ever!

And keep renting our apartment, I understand.

And look, I bought emergency supplies!

And maybe we should wrap this up so we can get home safely, huh?

And most of them work in mail delivery

And my individual fears and feelings won't matter.

And my patients are all really old.

And no one will notice.

And nobody could have planned a better bachey!

And now I need to dehumidify my mementos.

And now I'm turned on by freaky deaky pervy stuff?

And now I'm worried it'll increase

And now...

And one of the first things you ever said to me was, "ew."

And only interested in continued growth

And our ancestors can see and hear us.

And pick anyone.

And projection of my own insecurity.

And sculpted baseboards

And she can no longer make decisions,

And she'll be tuca's new best friend...

And smash it with a hammer.

And so does this clear glass toilet.

And so, we were elected co mayors.

And so, we were elected co mayors.

And somehow I'm still holding shit down.

And something's wrong with me, mentally?

And specifically, what kind of milk tuca wants.

And still not be right for you.

And surprisingly effective fantasy

And take care of all the housework and childcare

And thank you, tuca,

And that means I'm supposed to do what's best for you.

And that was that.

And that was weeks ago.

And that's [bleep] eating 101.

And that's my best friend bertie.

And that's the nice thing about you.

And that's the spookiest story of them all.

And the best game of mash ever played.

And the bird town turtle emporium

And the cactus family and me?

And the creamy mountains in the south west,

And the little one making a damn mess

And the mall will have a carousel!

And the mortgage for this house at the same time.

And the natural vegetation

And the only food I can reach is in cans?

And the plan is everyone should leave bird town

And the remaining 95% of bird people

And the rent has been raised over and over and over again.

And the ribald tales of my unsavory behavior,

And the water trees.

And their use in erotic power structures.

And then just choose one.

And then more bar hopping!

And then poop him out!

And then this morning, it happened again!

And then we're gonna get freakin' drunk.

And then you can move in!

And there are dangerous microbes on every surface.

And there's some horrible, stupid pop song playing,

And they grabbed your fanny pack?

And they think they can do whatever they want

And they wanna help?

And they will last a hundred more years!

And they'll all be fine.

And this dude comes in

And this is called "running with bucket feet".

And this is my noise album.

And this is popcorn! Enjoy!

And this is where draca acquired her 78th turtle,

And this one is poison ivy.

And this whole bathroom is soundproof!

And to other women!

And tuca was so excited to come.

And turn on the noise machine. For myself.

And unwavering focus of a vibrator.

And watch you tongue kiss.

And we don't need to talk about it!

And we usually go together every year!

And we've been very respectful of the native flora!

And we've come together to decide

And what do we do with virgins?

And when the boat docks.

And where babies came from!

And will do many great things in planteau.

And work on this stuff with her.

And you always bring me my juice!

And you brought your friend!

And you couldn't even pretend to enjoy it?

And you didn't call me?

And you have my full support.

And you have to help me or... Or else, I'll...

And you like him back. I can tell.

And you need to cut her out.

And you're leaving me hanging a lot... Like, a lot a lot!

And your friend tuca sounds so fun.

And, go!

And, look, I'm nervous,

And, now that I'm thinking about it,

And, tuca, you just left me alone.

And, yes, I told you, it's a very special plant.

And/or get you out of my office quickly?

And/or get you out of my office quickly?

Anniversary dinner tomorrow night

Ants on a log with extra ants, coming right up.

Any luck getting a refund?

Any questions?

Any word from, uh...

Anyone or anything.

Anything!

Anyways, my rent is getting raised

Are "friendly girl" texts

Are celebrating our anniversary tomorrow night.

Are fully busted, and as you can see,

Are listening to this same song right now,

Are these not the hands of a happy person?

Are they divided by uselessness or degree of stickiness?

Are we going to complain about it

Are we indoors or outdoors?

Are we meeting classy fancy people?

Are you all still mad at me 'cause I forgot to vote?

Are you here for some goodbye sex?

Are you in love with her or something?

Are you negging me?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you ready for the shabu bath, bertie?

Are you ready for this?

Are you ready to go?

Are you sure? I could call someone

Are you the good guy or bad guy in your relationships?

Are you trying to leave without me?

Aren't bachelorette parties really drinky though?

Aren't you gonna go get her?

Argh, kara.

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh! Bye!

Argh! Congrats on your engagement!

Argh. I get so shy in groups.

Around the building?

Around the office as a side business.

As an architect.

As an artist.

As another reason to stay alone.

As I did upon the hearing of this news? Hello?

As most of you know, I've gone deep into debt

As the town was rapidly flooding,

As they begin their dark journey towards ow!

As you know, I must accept every invitation I get.

At a magazine publisher

At first, I felt wracked by indecision, right?

At keeping people alive,

At least it's no longer my problem!

At least with all those people on the bus,

At least you got to enjoy your childhood.

At least you tried.

At least your family is mellow!

At once!

At the bar around the corner.

At the jelly lakes when I was young?

At the movie theater!

At the same time, as my bachelorette.

At the sign factory.

At very inconvenient times.

At your service.

At your sister terry's house.

Atta girl.

Aw, dang.

Aw, I thought I was your panic mechanic!

Aw, it's a fun story!

Aw, it's like having a stepson

Aw, it's so cute.

Aw, just guess and pick one! Please?

Aw, man.

Aw, okay. And I'll be your social lubricant.

Aw, our child, little berkle.

Aw, really? Thanks!

Aw, shit, bertie! We're in an intersection!

Aw, shut the eff up, dad!

Aw, sick!

Aw, sweetie!

Aw, thanks, babe, that's so nice of you!

Aw, that's great.

Aw, that's sweet!

Aw, tuca, I'm sorry she's gone,

Aw, what's wrong?

Aw, yeah!

Aw...

Aww.

Babe, you're gonna sell

Babe, you're gonna sell

Back off, bitch!

Back when I was working at the bakery.

Bad... Feels... So bad.

Bah, your sister's such a rube!

Baking is what I'm really into.

Baking makes your blood run hot!

Be a cognitive behavioral slut!

Be an adult.

Because dad has had some recent medical concerns.

Because I don't know.

Because I don't shit.

Because I respect your athleticism!"

Because I think carnivals are gross?

Because it feels really bad, bertie.

Because it has no vocal cords.

Because it's all one long sentence

Because it's moss! [laughs]

Because no matter how responsible I am,

Because the book doesn't even mention me.

Because this time, you're in control.

Because too many kids were choking on them.

Because we need to fight this moss

Because we're always together?

Because you suck farts!

Because you're actually really brave, you know?

Beet salad with red peppers and cherry chunks and stuff.

Before my subconscious self combusts.

Before they started renovating!

Being the life of the party.

Bertie and tuca?

Bertie ertie!

Bertie hates meeting new people!

Bertie would rather listen to that

Bertie, can I borrow him for a night of meaningless sex

Bertie, didjoo see victor?

Bertie, don't panic. I have a plan.

Bertie, I feel really sad.

Bertie, I promi...

Bertie, it's such a dream

Bertie, just let it go!

Bertie, quick, get on the door boat!

Bertie, this dude's weird.

Bertie, what are you doing?

Bertie, what are you doing?

Bertie, why aren't you getting in?

Bertie, you must marry me!

Bertie, you're on your own for the rest of the week.

Bertie, you're shimmering so brightly this morning!

Bertie, you're so intense.

Bertie, your foot.

Bertie, your shabbath?

Bertie!

Bertie! Bertie! Bertie!

Bertie! Oh, shit, I need to call her!

Bertie! What have you done?

Bertie! Why couldn't you let me have a love of my own?

Bertie. Speckle.

Bertie. Why don't you let me in and we can talk?

Bertie... Will you choose the doorknob

Bertie's the sweetest...

Berziee! Berzee.

Better go check on your mother

Better not be talking about me!

Between rounded and sculpted baseboard molding.

Between you and it.

Bird people who can fly, only around five percent of them

Bird town has always had a unique topography.

Bistro lights would look super pretty.

Blah, blah, therapy good,

Blarf! Blarf!

Bleh!

Bleh! Dead.

Blend in the bacon.

Bloody good idea, bertie.

Blottoed or not.

Blue, blue, blue.

Blue, blue.

Blue... Blue... Blue...

Boom!

Boom! Anniversary ambiance!

Boring and normal! Let's not talk about it!

Both because it's hot

Both! It's an atrium!

Bottom shelf, baby.

Brain fingers will do that.

Brain, stop being so thinky!

Brains are crazy!

Brains are crazy!

Brains are crazy!

Bro taste is truly ass gross.

Bro, gentle. Gentle.

Bro?

Bro.

Bro. Brah.

Bro. Brah.

Brought on by crippling anxiety and lingering trauma.

Bruce, no!

Bummer about our new "zero pets allowed" policy.

Buried in oil.

Buried in oil.

But a house is like music.

But also because you got rid of our mattress.

But also, maybe you'd be into this stuff

But also, we're guests here, so, shoes on or off?

But being a bro isn't always easy.

But enough about me,

But even that's giving me gut cramps and beak sweats!

But handsome?

But has devoted his life to nonetheless!

But he's also just a plant in a pot at the museum?

But he's wearing a nightcap. Get it?

But how about we just process all of this

But I am and that's to get to my street.

But I can't add pressure to my life.

But I can't change it.

But I did write the first draft of what if a car was evil?

But I don't care. I love this shit!

But I don't just want to say it.

But I don't know where I'd put it.

But I don't remember

But I guess I made a good impression!

But I have another idea.

But I hope you still had fun.

But I know how much you love extra storage space and, well...

But I still got her home safe and on time!

But I wanna be a good sister to you.

But I, I thought you might find it interesting.

But I'd be lying.

But I'm equally exemplary at all things!

But I'm great! How are you?

But I'm so mad at her too!

But I'm starting to feel

But I'm still in pieces!

But if we leave now, I don't have to pay for parking.

But if you look at it in context,

But if you question his song selection,

But in this instance, yes,

But it can't because it's moss.

But it doesn't work very well.

But it gave me sex nightmares!

But it is green and pervasive

But it seemed to be worth a shot, now that she's sober.

But it still feels like you're my cool little sister!

But it was still a comfort, you know?

But it was still... Nifty.

But it'll be done in a few days

But it's clearly helping.

But it's hard to socialize without it.

But it's hard to tell if her texts

But it's not the same.

But it's only available from a store

But maybe later!

But mayors, with this storm,

But my doctor told me I had a mean uterus.

But no use feeling negative feelings about her now, right?

But power carries weight.

But run a baking business out of your apartment.

But she brought my evening gowns.

But she doesn't like my eyebrow ring!

But she swears we're fine

But since I'm at work most nights,

But sometimes, I feel like

But sometimes, I imagine years in the future.

But sometimes, I, I have weird fantasies.

But sounds like you're denying your emotional needs.

But sounds like you're denying your emotional needs.

But still within reach

But surely, your speech could move

But terry's the oldest, shouldn't she

But that's okay, we're fancy too!

But the baking doesn't hurt!

But the citizens continued to go about their business.

But the more I let other people in,

But then last night, I had another filthy, nasty,

But they will.

But this bad boy will tell me if the storm's a comin'.

But this city would be filthy without me.

But this is the one instance

But this one goes doogaloo.

But we all got away and we're all safe.

But we're in a good place right now.

But we're trying to get to speckle.

But we've had a traditional

But what about kara? I need to find her!

But what happened to me wasn't arousing at all.

But what if it's not the mattress or the vibrator

But when you're crying in the middle of the night,

But where's the soul? The passion?

But you hate mild.

But you invited me to stay with you,

But you mean a lot to me, tuca,

But you seem so comfy and cool!

But you'll never be an actor/playwright.

But you've made more headway than you think

But yours are the only milk biscuits I love.

But, blah, boring! Not doing that forever!

But, but it's not my... Okay.

But, but this is an expression of myself,

But, hey, look, at least I saved this.

But, hey, she said yes!

But, lulu, we didn't bring suits!

But, oh, no, the house?

But, see, tomorrow is the annual bird town carnival

But, silver lining,

But, speckle, no, no to all of this!

But, uh, there's a strong aroma...

But, well, she's just distracted by her new relationship, right?

But, you, biotches, go for it!

But... I respect you.

By 6:00 p.M. Today.

By ditching my gourmet ingredients.

By the order of a statute adopted in 1943

By the power of attorney!

By the shackles of "good taste"?

Bye for now, see you tomorrow!

Bye, roomie!

Bye!

Bye. [sighs]

Called the "scarlet headcup".

Can be purchased and scanned in our new moss app!

Can I actually use any of this?

Can I ask you something?

Can I get a snack?

Can I help carry these out to recycling?

Can I keep this?

Can I still take you up on that?

Can we go look at it?

Can we talk?

Can we watch another video, pwetty pwease?

Can you help me retrieve the scroll of

Can you help me write the most perfect text in the world?

Can you just fix it, please?

Can you talk to him for me?

Can you tip? I'm out of new growth.

Can't you call them back?

Can't you just snake all that stuff out at once?

Can't... Move... Too many feelings!

Candy!

Care for a refreshment?

Carnival sponsor, and your landlord,

Carrying his appendix

Certain species that thrived in bird town 100 years ago

Cheap, but it does the job, just like us.

Check these out.

Check this out.

Cheers, skanks!

Chillin' like a good guy, or...

Chipe!

Choco choco chocolate choco chip...

Chocolate covered espresso beans.

Chug it, bertie! Whoo!

Ciao!

Clear your mind.

Close your eyes

Close your eyes.

Cock a doodledoo!

Coffee squared!

Combined with the cold, dry katabatic wind

Come back here.

Come here.

Come on here, right over here.

Come on through!

Come on, bertie. Let's go.

Come on, holly, be a good soldier.

Come on, honey, it's time to light the cadaveri candles.

Come on, I'll give you a tour.

Come on, I'm a great lady!

Come on, puppies.

Come on, tuca, let's get to higher ground.

Come on, water's perfect!

Come on, you're not gonna die.

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Coming back over and over again

Coming right up!

Competitive leaf raking?

Complete with a customers only restroom!

Confident, self actualized, successful, mean girls.

Congratulations, ma'am.

Consider this our formal petition.

Conversation topics! Uh, the arts!

Cool flamingo!

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool...

Cool!

Cool! Also, it's great we can do this in here.

Cool. It's you guys again. Flavors?

Could be as sweet as these guys.

Could I get a tomato juice, though?

Could you come back later?

Crappy!

Cuddled up in a big bed together!

Currently trying to get them out of office.

Cut me out of your life! Start fresh!

Cuts down on the number of incidents.

Cuts through the noise of the pastry industry.

Dad had surgery?

Dad, what's, what's going on?

Damn my extreme competencery!

Damn, bertie, that is one sophisticated coping mechanism.

Damn, my baby bertie has been kicking ass her whole life!

Damn, was auntie tabby's head really that big??

Damn, you're cold! And yes.

Damn!

Damn! I'm a bad brother in law.

Dang, what did you bring?

Dapper dog? Are you okay?

Day two. Backache from spending the night

Dear automobilist,

Decades of dysfunction with one conversation!

Deep into my throbbing pecs.

Demon blood!

Demon mommy! Demon mommy!

Desmond is the smartest person in our family.

Did I ever tell you about the dude who came to the er

Did something important somewhere...

Did they match either of these?

Did they take anything else?

Did you do anything historical here?

Did you enjoy your drink?

Did you ever see anything historical happen?

Didn't stop me yesterday and it won't stop me tomorrow!

Didn't you used to work for that guy?

Didn't your co worker claudette tell you

Die!

Dinner will be ready in five minutes.

Dirk, could you stop dribbling for a minute?

Dirk, you are loved. You are loved.

Dirk's driving me nuts.

Disc jockey?

Do I have resting oil spill face?

Do I know my baby bertie or what?

Do not follow me in.

Do not tell her about this!

Do strippers even have unions?

Do you accept this mission?

Do you bring other dates here?

Do you date all the time, a lot?

Do you expect me to work around your schedule?

Do you expect people like him to just disappear?

Do you gals like, uh... Broccoli?

Do you have any idea how ashamed that made me feel?

Do you have anything weird like that?

Do you like hardboiled eggs?

Do you mind if I stay up for a while,

Do you remember me? Auntie tuca!

Do you think he gets benefits?

Do you think speckle's okay over there?

Do you wanna go with me?

Do you want a choco choco choco choco choco chip?

Do you want me to use the "worry vacuum"?

Do you want me to use the "worry vacuum"?