The Other Sister Edit

A A A And she... she does not have hat hair.

A a about not giving me the money, just 'cause...

A a and they... they all chipped in and they paid this girl...

A A And...

A lot of kids run away, we never hear from them again.

A nation's turns its lonely eyes to you

A public vocational school? Is that what you're talking about?

About $50.

Actually, Carla and I, we're gonna... we're gonna do our own vows.

Ah, Dr Longhurst, master of the root canal.

Ah, good morning. Jason, thank you for calling the auto club.

All aboard!

All aboard!

All right, fine. Just...

All right, guys, what do we think about this for the country club, hmm?

All right, Jeff, get the girls home. We'll call you later.

All right, let's start the rehearsal.

All right, perfect. Once again from the top.

All right. No, no. No more cake. No. No.

All right. Now, I want you to close your eyes. Close your eyes.

All right. Okay. Heather! Hang up!

All right. Thank you. Let's watch it.

All she want to do is walk right in, yeah

Alone? You live all by yourself alone, Danny?

Also, for those interested...

Amen.

An Another reason I got mad is 'cause I I didn't want you to think I was dumb.

And a beautiful, clear day.

And be a girl

And Carla will retire as a bridesmaid...

And Carla, who thinks she can conquer this whole terrifying world that we live in.

And cookie making.

And Daniel, this is my mother and my father.

And do some other stuff, you know.

And don't worry!

And for the gift and heritage of children.

And for the health and and comfort...

And four ounces.

And he lives down in the basement all alone.

And here's our song.

And here's to you Mrs Robinson

And how are you doing over here, Mr Garbis?

And how there's 50 billion sperms in one shot, and that...

And I been... I been thrown off most of them too.

And I can't tell you where they go

And I did fall in love with her, very much in love.

And I don't have a clue

And I don't have a clue

And I don't think I could do it myself.

And I don't understand

And I have never had that before.

And I I I changed my mind, and I want... I wanna go back to San Francisco.

And I I usually sit there, but it's usually empty.

And i i... it looks pretty good.

And I just wanted to know if you really know what that means.

And I love Daniel, and he loves me very much.

And I need to be responsible...

And I take you as my husband...

And I take you as my wife...

And I wanna make you happy.

And I want her to... I w w want her to come along with me.

And I want to look special, with nice make up on...

And I want to make you happy...

And I want you to select a few paintings that we can discuss later. All right?

And I wanted to let everybody know...

And I, for one, I like the fact that she never quits.

And I... I'm in love with a girl too.

And I'd like to stay that way

And I'm sure that some of these visitors are going to be...

And I'm sure you're gonna want to have visitors come over...

And if I said it was love at first sight, that would be disingenuous.

And if you don't like Daniel, I don't care. Don't come.

And it was... it was so beautiful.

And it... and it just... it just doesn't have that Thanksgiving feeling.

And listed this as her home address, so they threw her back here.

And Mom... Boy, she's just so excited.

And Mrs Matthews, the health teacher and the cafeteria monitor...

And my... my dad...

And next month she's going to make me...

And no matter how long I wait...

And nobody's going to tell me how to do it, not even you, Radley. No!

And not only are you judged as a person, but you're also judged by how well your children are doing.

And now I would like to dance to our favourite song...

And now this school, her regular school won't even take her back.

And now, by the power vested in me...

And page 84...

And really, she may never be ready for an apartment. My God!

And see that guy right there with the big baton?

And she did some of the cooking too, right, Winnie?

And she had... she had a reputation...

And she helped me do all my laundry that I brought from school.

And she love... s s she loves me too.

And she will come and join us with Daniel, and we will finalize these vows.

And she won't even tell me.

And she... she... 'Cause she's the... she's the only one that makes me feel like a person.

And smile. Perfect! Beautiful.

And some other school friends are coming too.

And television freaks show cops and robbers everywhere

And th this one takes you...

And Thanksgiving is coming up soon...

And that he... he said... he said it's my mother's turn.

And that they'll try to coitus us.

And the baker, Danny's boss.

And the sand at my feet

And the sock really accentuates your feet.

And then he gets all confused and, and mixed up...

And then it... it's my turn.

And then s she goes off to get, get married to somebody else, and see... and see...

And then she... and she smokes a cigarette.

And then the dip thing!

And then the other one is, he's a music... works in the music department at the university.

And then what?

And then you could say anything you want...

And then you don't talk about it ever again in your whole life.

And then... and then he goes and he tries to rescue her.

And then... and then I I just come here.

And then... And then on Mondays, um, uh, I get... I get to clean out the tubas.

And then... And then...

And then... See, 'cause the thing was, I... 'Cause I finished before I was supposed to. See?

And there was a... there was a lot of rubbing.

And there was a... there was a lot of, um, hugging...

And they back up.

And they... and they try to get them into the tubas.

And they... and they... and they never... and they never talk to me, Ernie.

And this is my child's life. Carla's not ready for an apartment.

And this is where all the bus people come.

And this one right here.

And today the dogs are here to be seen...

And we are both responsible for putting Carla in that place.

And we came up with our own vows now, at the last minute.

And we decided it would be great to hear the band from the audience.

And we love each other so much...

And we thank You that we are all here together again for the first time in many years...

And we were lucky this time. She came back here.

And we'll explore your options later.

And we're going to be married...

And with all that I am and all that I have...

And with all that I am and all that I have...

And won't it be fine

And you can stay up as late as you want, and you can watch TV.

And you don't forget your pepper spray.

And you walk right out, hmm

And you were always beautiful.

And you yelling in the background is not exactly good for business.

And you'll see, I'm sure that you will grow to like them very much.

And your big, ugly centrepieces.

And, actually, Carla, I have kind of a surprise for you because...

And, and, and he's a drum major, and they, they, they call him Walkin' Wally.

And, anyway, Dr Johnson said that, uh, that these are your favourite colours.

And, Caroline, I'm very proud of you.

And, Radley, you'd better get going, otherwise you're gonna be late.

And, uh, I, I take you as my wife...

And, uh, somethin' like this. How are ya? See?

And, uh... See See, 'cause, uh... I... I even got ones that glow in the dark.

And, you know, serial killers, so...

And... and I... my promise and my, my joy...

And... and my... and my rent's 500 dollars a month.

And... And these are my CDs.

And... And... And see, they... 'cause they made me practise on a banana.

Animals and children tell the truth They never lie

Any boyfriends over for a while, all right?

Any old time

Any old time

Any old time

Any old time

Anybody's ever said that to me before.

Anyway, dear, with this apartment, I just don't think that you should have, um...

Anyway, I never meant to insinuate anything against you.

Are you getting the pepper spray?

Are you kidding? We wouldn't miss this for the world.

Are you r ready?

Aren't you?

At last

At last

At last

At last

At last

At my special school they taught us...

At someone else's apartment?

At the family planning place.

B But Dad pays the bills here, and you're the boss.

Because Daniel will be there for sure.

Because holidays are special...

Because I got out of school early today.

Because I wanted to tell you the good news...

Because someday I'm gonna have a job, too...

Because there's this special exhibition...

Because those are lies. Now, Radley, we have to do something.

Because you learned the easy stuff first.

Because... 'cause... 'cause I only make 350 dollars a month...

Before I came to this class, I just didn't even know the difference...

Behave! Mom!

Between, like, a ROM or a RAM or a bit or a byte.

Body and mind is...

Body! Body! Body! Body!

Body! Body! Body! Body!

Bring Tickles. Come on.

Bus 45, express service to Sacramento...

But all you have to do is be brave...

But anyway, I want to see a couple of sweater sets.

But be on time.

But could I have a pet too?

But Cupid's arrows overcame her dishevelled coif...

But Daniel never asked for the money.

But do you have the one song that goes...

But don't worry. You don't have to come to my wedding.

But honestly, Radley, sometimes I think that there must be some mothers out there in the world...

But I don't feel it

But I don't want to be the one who always says no to her. I really don't.

But I don't want to do page 155...

But I got a job in New York, and Caroline went to college.

But I had to. I had no other choice.

But I I, see, I don't... I don't want any soup.

But I know how to do some things.

But I liked all your letters that you wrote, Heather.

But I think we should look at our Sister Wendy, because she's going to be in Florence this week. I'm very excited.

But I told Dad that he was just a "friend" friend, not a boyfriend.

But I took four buses already.

But I wish I could see him again just for a little second...

But I'm with you always

But in time...

But it won't be open until 5:00.

But it's my idea.

But it's not just trusting Carla. I really don't think so.

But my favourite actor's Dustin Hoffman. Did... Did you... Did you ever see that movie, The Graduate?

But not... not like I love you.

But seriously, aren't you concerned?

But Thanksgiving, there's a turkey and there's more than two desserts.

But this might be the very last time I attend a family function without Michelle.

But to reverently and deliberately in accordance...

But we have hundreds of guests and family who are attending...

But we'll still pay you if you don't wanna do your...

But what if you take the wrong bus?

But what mother can vouch for that?

But when are you gonna do the rest of my face?

But you didn't say anything about $50 before.

But you have a really nice smile.

But you know what? I was just talking to Wally.

But, Carla... Carla!

But, Daniel...

But, I mean, of course it has been bumpy at times.

But, um, do you give private lessons?

But... But I always thought we'd end up like this, you know.

But... But, Daniel...

But... I... If I... If I remember correctly...

But... Yeah, I know. Doing it. Sure.

Bye, Carla!

Bye, Carla.

Bye, Mom!

Bye!

Bye.

Bye. L I'll see you tomorrow. Goodbye.

Can I get you anything?

Can speak right to my heart

Can you do a whole new make up?

Can you please try to eat it with your fork, and that would be very... Carla.

Carla asked me to talk to Danny about responsibilities, about bravery.

Carla is young, she's full of love.

Carla refuses to let me pay for the wedding, but she does want me...

Carla Tate, will you marry me?

Carla, Carla, I'll be right back. Just sit right there.

Carla, Carla.

Carla, come here.

Carla, do you... do you wanna be my friend?

Carla, he cannot move in with you.

Carla, I really think that you should live with these things for a while...

Carla, just wait a second. I just want you to understand!

Carla, look.

Carla, please don't do that. Please. You're disrupting.

Carla, stop it! Stop! Carla!

Carla, this way. Uh, your father mentioned that you met a young man.

Carla, wait a minute! Wait!

Carla, we're all just a little bit too tired for such an important conversation.

Carla, wh... Why are your eyes closed?

Carla, why are you in such a hurry?

Carla! Wait!

Carla? Carla, your father's here.

Carla. Carla.

Carla. Your gentleman caller just arrived. He's on the porch.

Carla...

Carla... C Carla, can you... C Could you go away for a second? Please?

Caroline and Heather did my make up. Both sides.

Chess or bridge.

Citizenship test?

Come on, 'cause... 'cause we can do it in the... in the bedroom, if you want.

Come on, come on!

Come on, Danny. Here we go. Hold on one second. Let me put it down.

Come on, man. You got to remember to lock your bike up, man.

Come on.

Come on. Everybody knows the whole thing isn't free.

Come on. You know, I'm not teaching second grade because I happen to like children.

Come rain or come shine

Come rain or come shine

Come...

Compassion in thejungle Compassion in your head

Congratulations, Carla and Danny!

Could you sit down as well?

Dad, she put one in my bathroom.

Daniel made a special arrangement with the church...

Daniel, I want us to be friends...

Daniel, stand right here.

Daniel!

Daniel.

Daniel... Daniel McMahon...

Daniel... Oh! That's very, very sweet.

Danny had too much to drink and he didn't know what he was saying, pumpkin.

Danny?

Danny. Well, Danny's kind of cute.

Danny's the first boy you've met, and I think you can do better!

Darling, don't sit there! It's just wet.

Days may be cloudy or sunny

Dear

Dear, Carla, we can have this discussion...

Definitely.

Did he say marry her?

Did she tell you that I took her to the pet shelter so she could possibly get a job?

Did you ever?

Did you tell her that I don't like tennis still?

Did you two do it yet?

Didn't your other daughter, Heather, get married?

Dinner will be served soon.

Do not speak to me that way in front of the children.

Do you give private lessons?

Do, do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do

Does this bus go to La Pine Street?

Doing it...

Don't do this. Don't do that. Just keep it calm down there. That's right.

Don't ever play pool with her 'cause she'll beat you.

Don't make that face, Mom. He's very nice.

Don't spend it all on the first date, all right?

Don't tell Ernie.

Don't think that he can take care of you!

Don't worry, 'cause I've been house trained.

Dr Johnson said that it would be nice...

Duly noted. Let's rehearse, okay? Come on. Let's go. Let's rehearse.

Dustin knows that she still loves him.

E Excuse me, I'll be... Excuse me, I'll be right back.

E Excuse me, um... Mother, could you say something, please?

Elaine!

Elizabeth, stop it, will ya.

Elizabeth. Elizabeth, your daughter is barking.

Ernie has killed people.

Ernie!

Ernie! Ernie!

Every... I am... I'm dumb!

Everybody... Everybody's right! Everybody's right, Carla!

Everybody's right, Carla! Everybody...

Everything is going to be fine. It's all going to work out in the end.

Excuse me, but are they going to continue to act like clowns?

Excuse me. The soup kitchen is around in the parish hall.

First you're judged as a person, and then you become a parent...

Follow me. Hurry.

For a really long time.

For the rest of my life.

For this slight inconvenience, but you know how children will be sometimes.

For you are mine

Forever and forever and forever.

Forget drinking. Forget all that stuff.

Forget the drink, Radley!

From a, a bake sale in my mother... Pucky Ryan's... garden.

From Scotland and from Russia.

Gi... given one another in...

Girls, inside, please.

Give me your hand.

Go along. It's all right. Have a good time, all right?

Go in peace.

Go on through.

God bless you, please Mrs Robinson

God!

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

Good morning, Dr Tate. How are you?

Good night, pumpkin.

Good! That's good. All right, now curl your fingers. Don't get your fingers in.

Good.

Good. 'Cause I don't want to date yet.

Good. And that's excellent advice. What else did she say to you?

Goodbye... Do you smell gas?

Guess what. Carla's getting married this weekend.

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy Halloween, Dad!

Happy Thanksgiving.

Happy together

He can barely take care of himself.

He didn't mean to embarrass you.

He doesn't like to talk about it, but he talks to me about it.

He was in Vietnam.

He who makes the monsters

He who strips my confidence

He'll come and pick me up. Oh.

He's fine. He's perfectly fine. I'm just asking for you to wait.

He's full of surprises, Mom.

He's missing everything.

Heather flew in from New York, and Caroline came from school.

Heather!

Heather!

Heaven holds a place for those who pray

Hello, Carla Tate.

Hello, duckies.

Hello?

Hello. This is my apartment.

Hello... Ohh!

Help me... Help me find a job so that I can be with Carla forever.

Her... Her Her na... Her name is Carla Tate...

Here it comes.

Here. You can sit here right there...

Hey, don't run, baby doll. Don't run.

Hey, don't talk like that. Be nice.

Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey

Hey, send me some vibes, wolf eyes.

Hey, the Daniel McMahon bike rack.

Hey! Take that bike off my porch!

Hi, Daniel.

Hi, Daniel.

Hi, little puppy! Hello, puppy.

Hi!

Hi!

Hi.

Hi. My name's Daniel McMahon.

Hi. You look like you need a ride. Come on. Dad says it's okay.

His father Orson built this club.

Hmm.

Holy infant so tender and mild

Honestly, I just want to quit.

Honey, I'd like the girls to come with me to the Palace of Fine Arts this weekend...

Honey, they're doing fine.

Honey, you're just trying to be honest with yourself.

Honey, your mom is right on this one.

Honey... Baby, please... Baby. Baby, baby. It's okay.

How about if you taught me how to dance?

How are you doing?

How many times do I have to tell you?"

How much do you weigh?

How much does it pay?

How the sun keeps shinin'

How the sun keeps shinin'

How... How are you, Da...

Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!

I I gotta take the buses to see, uh...

I I I wanted to... I wanted to get out of one class...

I I I'm kind of afraid of your family.

I also enrolled her in a calligraphy class, an origami class.

I am gonna be a veterinarian's assistant.

I am not the one who laughs at people's jokes

I am not the person who is singing

I am the silent one inside

I brought some of that nice brewed tea you like.

I call up a buddy. I call a pal. Hmm? See?

I can't be a painter, and I can't play tennis.

I can't take it. I'm not... I'm never gonna wear it again.

I can't tell you why

I can't, stupid.

I could call up Gibson Realty. We could have them, you know, get a couple of videos.

I could never explain

I could never think that.

I did it, Daniel!

I did... I didn't...

I didn't... I didn't want to fail by a smidge. I wanted...

I do.

I don't care if you're sorry, Daniel!

I don't have to call my father.

I don't know how the world keeps on spinnin' 'round

I don't know what you're trying to prove by refuting every single thing I say.

I don't know what's the matter with me. I just... I...

I don't know why the sky don't come fallin'down

I don't know why the tide needs to reach the shore

I don't know. Tell me... I don't know why I am talking like this anyway...

I don't mean "friend" friend. I mean boy girlfriend.

I don't think you should go to the dance.

I don't understand

I don't understand

I don't understand

I don't wanna be apart ever again, Daniel.

I don't want to do it right now.

I don't want to get home too late.

I don't want you to leave.

I feel exactly the same way.

I feel like... I feel like I try all these things, and nothing works.

I feel my heart start to tremblin'

I feel so delicate.

I feel that way too sometimes, Daniel.

I feel the earth move under my feet

I give her love, I protect her, I teach her, and suddenly that's smothering.

I give to gay causes. I support gay parades. They even gave me a plaque.

I give you this ring as a symbol of my vow.

I give you this ring as a symbol of my vow.

I got a cookie maker's hat and everything.

I got it from my sister's closet.

I got my own apartment, my very own apartment.

I got protection...

I hated the dumb hats and these dumb shoes...

I have to call my father now.

I have to go back because my father is coming.

I have to go phone my father to come pick me up...

I have to learn my slow dances too.

I honour you in the name of God.

I honour you in the name of God.

I just have to tell you this is the best computer class I have ever taken.

I just know that I need you for forevermore

I just know that I would die

I just want you to know that I don't understand any of this, not for one second.

I just wanted to say...

I kinda feel like...

I knew you'd come up with something.

I know he does, but, Carla, I just...

I know what being gay is, okay?

I know why you're smiling.

I know. I asked someone what your name was.

I like that one part where he's trying to get away from his parents.

I like, like Muddy Waters and Billie Holiday.

I love Carla, Ernie. Carla loves me. There's a fact.

I love marshmallows. I like the way they taste.

I love my teachers! I love everybody, Daniel!

I love Polytechnic School!

I love you more than band music...

I love you too, Daniel McMahon.

I love you very much...

I love you very much...

I made that and put all the little marshmallows on top.

I made that decision by myself!

I marked that.

I mean, do you want the... do you want the kid to remain a child the rest of her life...

I mean, I can't vouch for the fact that the window might not be left open during a rainstorm...

I mean, I know that I fail in some horrible way. Do you know...

I mean, it's so good to hear someone's actually using their college education.

I mean, maybe she's ready for her own apartment.

I mean, not who they are, not what they think, but just how well they're doing.

I mean, we gotta have fun. This is my last night single.

I never... I don... I don't wanna see you either!

I never... I don't care!

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

I passed it, Daniel!

I passed it.

I passed my subject in a regular school...

I really am.

I redecorated it for you, dear. I just changed it a little.

I said with the fork, not with the knife, dear.

I said, I'm free to do what I want

I say, love me, hold me

I shouldn't have come with you, Daniel...

I sure... Well, I sure thought I did.

I think I will have a hot roll... Oh, come on, please.

I think it's everybody. It's everything out there. It's the...

I think so. I'm her mother.

I think the best thing for right now would be just to have a nice, big, long vacation...

I think we should just forget this, because I just want to say something.

I think you're missing a very important part of the journey.

I think... He seems to be okay.

I think... I think I wanna... I think I wanna be brave, Ernie.

I wa wa want to get married.

I want her to marry Dustin Hoffman.

I want her to take risks. It's the kind of ri... Are you a parent?

I want to live

I want to live I want to run through thejungle

I want to run through thejungle The wind in my hair

I want to see if I passed.

I want you to meet my husband.

I want... I want to spend... I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

I was just saying what if. I'm gonna go feed the birds.

I was thinking that we could wait till the next holiday...

I wasn't drinking when I picked her up, and I haven't had a drink...

I went for a long, long, long time. Hi!

I went... I went to a regular school.

I wish I could see Daniel again.

I wonder who thought up sex in the first place, Daniel.

I would have never seen it had you not asked me to see it.

I'd gladly make a toast, yeah. To the Tate family and its good...

I'd like to be the first to welcome you to San Francisco International Airport.

I'd like you to meet my daughter. This is Carla.

I'll do my own wedding. I hated everything you did for Caroline's wedding.

I'll do that. And I'll leave you all alone so you can do your homework.

I'll skip dinner.

I'm an art, painting, music and volume control manager.

I'm free to do what I want

I'm going on a grand tour in search of some of the finest art treasures in the world.

I'm gonna go back down.

I'm gonna go to that wedding.

I'm gonna keep it.

I'm gonna love you

I'm just me, Mom. Can't you see me?

I'm kind of scared.

I'm not doing any more. Can we just play, like, another game or something?

I'm really hungry.

I'm really sorry we didn't visit you more frequently...

I'm remembering my old room.

I'm sensitive

I'm so proud of you. I love you.

I'm so sorry, but, you know, Cousin Anne...

I'm sorry your father won't change his mind.

I'm sorry, Carla. I never... I don't... I mean, I don't think everybody laughed at you.

I'm telling you, that boy sees her as a rich girl.

I'm thrilled. Is everybody happy?

I'm very angry right now, Ernie.

I'm with you rain or shine

I've been doing my best to have fun with her, but I don't know what fun for her is.

I've never been naked in front of anyone before.

I've told you time and time again, don't play the music so loud.

If ever I fall

If I got everybody presents.

If it... If it was empty, I could... I could sit next to you.

If the unique young woman is gonna leave the gas on...

If things continue at home the way they've been going, yes, absolutely yes.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands

If you're happy...

In an uncertain political terrain.

In any event, I think we should proceed with our very lovely ceremony...

In between another wedding and a funeral.

In other words, until I die

In so many words. Yeah. Do you want to read the police report?

In the hopes that they'll be adopted by the nice people of Sutter Hills.

In your underwear, if you want.

Including yours, for ten years.

Independence can give Carla something...

Is all I know, is all I know Is all I know

Is anybody coming to dinner, or are we voting on what's being served?

Is because it's Caroline's dream to have all of her sisters at her wedding.

Is it 15 minutes yet?

Is okay.

Is that the one where, uh, he's in a dress, or is that the one with the camels?

Is this a date?

Is... is, uh... he's gonna send me to Florida.

It is my one duty of the evening to make a toast.

It is the person who pays for the rent. That is the boss of the apartment.

It is the same family. Damn it! Our family, Elizabeth!

It looked terminal.

It was really confusing.

It was so embarrassing, Radley.

It'll... Here. How 'bout these? These red ones here.

It's a pleasure to finally meet you, Mrs Tate.

It's all right.

It's amazing how you

It's currently 54 degrees in the Bay Area...

It's dry, Mom.

It's easy. You just... You just get on, and you give them a ticket.

It's in Sutter Hills.

It's like a magic.

It's not a disease I'm going to recover from or a phase I'm going to outgrow.

It's not that I don't like Danny. It has nothing to do with whether I like Danny or not!

It's o... It's o... It's okay, Daniel. Don't... Don't be upset.

It's so confusing There's so many rules to follow

It's the middle child's wedding. You know what I'm saying?

It's, uh... Uh, this is... Last year...

J Just... Wait for a second, okay? Wait.

Je... Oh, my God.

Jesus loves you more than you will know Hey, hey, hey

John Elway recovers on the 13 yard line!

Joltin'Joe has left and gone away

Just 'cause I passed, not 'cause I was... n not 'cause I was too old.

Just 'cause I... I met this girl and then...

Just don't be so hard on yourself.

Just go to the mall. They have lots of make over places there.

Just you.

Just... Oh! Wh... Are you all right?

L I even got a job working with one.

L I finally quit when I grew a moustache...

L I I have marching bands from all over the world.

L I I like short hair.

L I I think it was Madonna, actually.

L I'll see you later, Rachel!

L... 'Cause I know the greatest place, and I can drive.

L... Daniel.

L... I I I also got a job that pays money.

Ladies and gentlemen, as best man of these festivities...

Ladies and gentlemen, everybody, may I have your attention, please?

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm... I'm so terribly sorry...

Ladies and gentlemen, the homecoming queen, Carla Tate.

Lets me know that you need me

Like animals

Like animals

Like nobody's loved me

Like nobody's loved you

Like some of the kids at school do.

Listen up, everybody. The Falcon Bar presents body shots at table number 4.

Long enough to show everybody how proud we are to be Tate family.

Look at me. It's very simple.

Look at the buses. Watch 'em.

Look what Winnie made me.

Look, Danny. Walkin' Wally is walking for us!

Look, I understand what their concerns are, but let me tell you something right now, okay?

Love is in the air.

Loved you

Loving you is all I know

Loving you is all I know

Loving you is all I know

Loving you is all I know

Making this a Thanksgiving for each of us to remember.

Mark, the homeless boy is up in the organ balcony.

Maybe one day I'll be able to take care of my own apartment...

Maybe we should just trust Carla.

Me neither.

Me too.

Me too.

Meet you out front in the lobby.

Mmm, but I don't like smoking.

Mmm. Hey, new girl. You lookin' to score, huh?

Mom, is this a sex talk?

Mom, why don't you think of it this way, as a...

Mom!

More than it made the kids happy.

Mother, being gay is not a diagnosis.

Mother, I think that she has tried very hard to show that she's a responsible person.

Mothers are always right.

Mr Vitello, s she's my friend. She's my friend.

Mrs Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.

Mrs Tate, I want you to bear in mind that all the apartments that I'm gonna be showing you in the video are...

Mrs Tate! Mrs Tate! Carla's run away!

My daughter happens to be a very amazing person.

My favourite song is "Michelle, My Belle. "

My God, this looks bad. I better go tell the girls.

My job to introduce the head of our Sutter Hills City Council...

My lonely days are over

My love has come along

My love has come along

My name is Carla Tate.

My name is Carla Tate.

My name is Daniel McMahon...

My publishing company is going to merge next month.

My pumpkin's a duck.

My... Ohh.

Nah, this is the eastbound. You want the westbound over there.

Next.

Next. Hello! Let's keep the line moving, please.

Nice talking to you.

No, but I can't do better because I'm not better.

No, but I I have marching bands.

No, but my teacher at the school says...

No, but slow dances, dear, they're...

No, Carla, wait! Get away from the water.

No, Ernie, this is... this is Carla. She's... She's my friend.

No, I can't take that car out in winter weather. It'll ruin her paint job.

No, I don't like it.

No, I wasn't laughing at you. I was just making a joke.

No, I won't do that, Carla. Now, you have such a lovely face.

No, I... They're not laughing at you.

No, I'm not better.

No, I'm not ready.

No, it isn't, Mom. It's dry.

No, it's fine.

No, it's just getting sodas and something to eat.

No, no, don't touch. He's not for petting. He's for drug sniffing.

No, no, no. We do have the... We have the...

No, no, what is the matter? Oh, my gosh. Oh, Car...

No, no. Cousin Vivian has a son.

No, that's my friend Daniel.

No, that's not what it is, what...

No, we can't discuss this right now, all right? Open these presents.