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And one of those guys doing.
And one of those guys doing.
Are you going to pick it up?
Are you going to pick it up?
Brian.
Brian.
Can I talk to you for a second?
Can I talk to you for a second?
Can I talk to you for a second?
Can I talk to you for a second?
Co hog.
Co hog.
Doctor John viener
Doctor John viener
Excuse me, how much is it to rent a helicopter?
Excuse me, how much is it to rent a helicopter?
Good news.
Good news.
Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow.
Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow.
Gore Vidal.
Gore Vidal.
Got this place officially sucks worse than the WNBA.
Got this place officially sucks worse than the WNBA.
Ha.
Ha.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey buddy.
Hey buddy.
How much is it to rent a helicopter?
How much is it to rent a helicopter?
I accidentally sold you a teddy bear back in Rhode Island and I kind of need it back.
I accidentally sold you a teddy bear back in Rhode Island and I kind of need it back.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't want to talk about it.
I don't want to talk about it.
I gotta tell you, you're ******* me off worse than when I watched the OJ verdict with my old roommate.
I gotta tell you, you're ******* me off worse than when I watched the OJ verdict with my old roommate.
I love you.
I love you.
I saw this ***** on the Internet today an I thought to myself, well, that's that's just fine.
I saw this ***** on the Internet today an I thought to myself, well, that's that's just fine.
I think I might be gay.
I think I might be gay.
I will never be attracted to you.
I will never be attracted to you.
I'm a ****
I'm a ****
I'm not going to lie to you here, I'm I'm a little uncomfortable.
I'm not going to lie to you here, I'm I'm a little uncomfortable.
Is that part of your stand up act?
Is that part of your stand up act?
It's Brian.
It's Brian.
James Taylor
James Taylor
Look to make a Long story short, I accidentally sold you a teddy bear back in Rhode Island and I kind of need it back.
Look to make a Long story short, I accidentally sold you a teddy bear back in Rhode Island and I kind of need it back.
Molly Ringwald
Molly Ringwald
My God, what is wrong with you?
My God, what is wrong with you?
No no look I I got. I got stuff to do today alright sorry.
No no look I I got. I got stuff to do today alright sorry.
No, no, no way.
No, no, no way.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Oh
Oh
Oh dear God.
Oh dear God.
Oh God, that is disgusting.
Oh God, that is disgusting.
Oh God, yeah, I'll tell you if I had a nickel for every time that happened.
Oh God, yeah, I'll tell you if I had a nickel for every time that happened.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh my God, what have I done?
Oh my God, what have I done?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh yeah, I do.
Oh yeah, I do.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
Once your body is used up by age 19, you're going to be worn out. Shock ryskin burlap sack that even your step Dad won't want has Adam I in the ballpark.
Once your body is used up by age 19, you're going to be worn out. Shock ryskin burlap sack that even your step Dad won't want has Adam I in the ballpark.
Real World Rd rules challenge.
Real World Rd rules challenge.
Ring ring
Ring ring
She's a *****
She's a *****
So here's the thing. An don't get mad and that part. I can't stress enough.
So here's the thing. An don't get mad and that part. I can't stress enough.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
That's disgusting.
That's disgusting.
That's ridiculous.
That's ridiculous.
Uh hey buddy.
Uh hey buddy.
Uh oh
Uh oh
Uh, no.
Uh, no.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
We're not boyfriend and girlfriend.
We're not boyfriend and girlfriend.
Well, you know me.
Well, you know me.
What are you trying to accomplish with this?
What are you trying to accomplish with this?
What do you say?
What do you say?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
What is wrong with you?
What is wrong with you?
What the ****
What the ****
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell does that have to do with anything?
What the hell does that have to do with anything?
What the hell is wrong with you?
What the hell is wrong with you?
What?
What?
Who the hell is texting me at 8:00 AM?
Who the hell is texting me at 8:00 AM?
Would you do that for?
Would you do that for?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, sorry.
Yeah, sorry.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You got any weed?
You got any weed?
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You know at this point, I'd probably welcome that.
You know at this point, I'd probably welcome that.
You know me.
You know me.
You know what's strange? I think I might be gay.
You know what's strange? I think I might be gay.
You obviously didn't hear me yesterday, so I'll explain it again.
You obviously didn't hear me yesterday, so I'll explain it again.
You're acting like a psycho *****
You're acting like a psycho *****
You're popular because you developed early and started giving ******** when you were 12, but now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a *****
You're popular because you developed early and started giving ******** when you were 12, but now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a *****
You're talking out of your ***
You're talking out of your ***
3.
3.
15 minutes.
15 minutes.