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A little help please?
Absolutely not.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ain't gonna happen.
All right, let's go.
Alright then, let's do it.
Alright, I think that's it.
Alright, shoppers here, let's get the hell out of Dodge.
An SMG.
Anybody out there?
Anyone else at first aid?
Arggggggh.
Argggggh.
Argghh.
Argh!
Arghh.
Arghhhh.
Ay.
Ay.
Ay. Ah.
Black.
Boomer.
Breathing
Breathing 3
Bull freaking horseshit.
But we trusted the military and they left us to die.
Can anybody hear me?
Can anyone hear me?
Carta horseshit Francis.
Charger.
Charger.
Christ Almighty.
Come on, move it. Move it. Move it.
Cough 2.
Cough 3.
Cough 4.
Cough.
Coughing 4
Damn it, I need a hand here.
Damn it.
Damn straight.
Does it have a sale?
Don't be an ass, Francis.
Don't get your panties in a bunch. I'm coming.
Don't hold a candle to the great Zombie attack of 57.
Don't let those bastards eat me.
Even being in a war doesn't prepare you for this. They never stop. They come at you and come at you, and they never God damn stop.
First aid kit.
Foo bar.
For six.
Francis.
Francis.
Francis.
Get it off.
Get it off.
Get it off. Get it off.
Get over here and let me out.
Get to the chopper.
Get to the chopper. Go.
Go to hell.
God damn it, I am seriously FUBAR.
God damn it, I'm trapped in here.
God damn it, son of a bitch.
God damn it.
Good work.
Good.
Good. Very good.
Got it.
Gotta be a sailboat.
Great job, people.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Haha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Hair at me, you bastards.
Hallelujah.
Have you lost your mind?
He's dead.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello. Hi, no.
Help me, damn it.
Help me.
Help me.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Hey people, I'm hanging off a ledge over here.
Hey, can anybody hear me?
Hey.
Hey.
Hi.
Hmm. Hmm, yeah.
Hold on.
Hold up.
Holy crap.
Holy hell, you are messed up.
Holy Mother of God.
How the hell did this happen?
How well do you really know Louis?
How you doing?
How you feeling?
Hustle at people.
I ain't feeling right.
I ain't good.
I am in bad shape people.
I am sorry.
I called the chopper.
I can't see a damn thing in here. Let me out.
I can't wait. I need help now.
I can't.
I don't believe this shit.
I don't believe this shit. We're arguing for our lives here with the damn mental moron.
I don't feel so good.
I don't know if I'm gonna make it.
I don't think so.
I feel awful.
I feel awful.
I feel like hell.
I feel terrible.
I gotta admit, this ain't how I pictured it.
I have to get to the keys and I ain't stopping for gas.
I keep telling you, we're looking for a sailboat.
I know you can hear me. God damn it. Let me the hell out.
I know you're mad at me.
I need a hand, people.
I need help now.
I need help now.
I need help.
I need some help here.
I regret that mistake.
I said I'm ready.
I was too old for this shit 15 years ago.
I will not forget this.
I will not forget you.
I'll give you something to cry about.
I'll see peace back on earth if I got on murder everyone of these bastards with my bear. God damn hands.
I'll see peace back on earth if I gotta murder everyone of these animals with my own bare hands.
I'm alright.
I'm getting too old for this horseshit.
I'm here.
I'm in trouble.
I'm just barely hanging on here.
I'm not feeling too hot.
I'm not gonna hold out much longer.
I'm not worshipping around.
I'm OK.
I'm ready.
I'm slipping. Pull me up.
I've had worse.
Idiots.
If I go down, don't let those bastards eat me.
If I had known how many of you sons of bitches there were when we started out. Yes, I would have saved the shoe leather and Fletcher there.
Is anyone there?
Is it too cold for you? Cry babies?
It's not looking good for me.
Jenny.
Jesus.
Just barely hanging on here.
La.
Laughing 4
Let me out.
Let's go.
Let's see what you've got your big dumb sons of bitches.
Lewis.
Looks like her big mouth still works.
Louis.
Mother Humper.
Mother of Mercy.
Nah.
Need some help over here.
Nice job.
Nice.
No can do.
No one's gonna be answering that phone.
No possible way.
No way.
No, Francis.
No, they hadn't even rented a wheel when I was born.
No, yes.
No.
No.
No. Cool.
Nobody tried to help me. I'm doing this alone.
Nope. Gotta be a sailboat.
Now listen up.
Ohh Christ, she's dead.
Ohh damn it.
Ohh God damn it son of a bitch.
Ohh hell, I've gotten too old for this shit.
Ohh hell.
Ohh horse shit.
Ohh no.
Ohh shit help.
Ohh shit, I ain't feeling right.
Ohh shit, I'm not doing too good here.
Ohh shit.
Ohh shit.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohk.
OK, fear, computers and emails. Whatever. Just give me a pen and paper.
OK.
One of those six sons of bitches just sealed all of their death warrants.
Outstanding.
Pronto.
Quit screwing around and help me.
Rargh!
Sailboat, Francis Sailboat.
Sailboat.
She's dead.
Shhh.
Shoddy.
Shut up, Francis.
Shut up, you God damn birds.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Somebody come help me up.
Somebody come pull me up.
Somebody needs to get over here and pull me up.
Someone gonna heal the old guy about to die?
Something ain't working right.
Son of a bitch.
Sorry about that.
Sounds good to me. Let's do it.
Speak up, Francis. Your voice got all muffled from your head being so far up your ass.
Spinner.
Spitter.
Stinks like shit in here.
Sure, could use some patching up.
Thank God that's over.
Thanks.
That boats underwater.
That didn't go so well.
That witch is mad as hell.
That's a car.
That's a crock of shit.
That's not a sailboat.
That's not a sailboat.
The zombie apocalypse.
There's gotta be a sailboat around here somewhere.
There's nothing you bastards can do to me now.
They didn't have electricity when I was born.
They never stopped. They come at you and come at you and they never, God damn, stop.
This is going to hell in a handbasket real fast.
This is not pretty.
This is such horseshit. Is anybody even out there?
This just ain't my day.
This old body ain't gonna make it.
This shit's getting more like Nam every second.
This shit's getting old.
To that chopper. Come on, move it, move it, move it.
Uhghehgh.
We gotta find a sailboat.
We gotta find me a medic.
We're doing pretty God damn good. Don't let it go to your head.
We're looking for a sailboat.
We're looking for a sailboat.
We've been immune so far, but well, if I start to turn, promise you'll shoot me.
Well, I ain't good.
Well, if I start to turn, promise you'll shoot me.
Well, that didn't go so well.
What a crock of shit.
What the hell are you doing, Francis?
What the hell was that?
What was that?
What?
What?
Wheasing.
Where are you?
Where is everyone?
Which?
Which?
Who are you?
Whoa.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
You are an idiot.
You Beautiful son of a bitch. You did it.
You ever get tired of being an idiot?
You guys are the only family I got. Take care of each other.
You guys mean everything to me.
You know who runs around filling up things with gas?
You OK?
You people are getting good.
You should have brought more tanks with you.
You sons of bitches took everything.
You still mad?
You think the library let us back in?
You're an idiot.
Your voice got all muffled from your head being so far up your ass.
Zoe!
Zoe.
Zoe.
7.
57.