Suburbia Edit

A 16 year old girl. Really?

A bunch of us live in one of them.

A haircut. How about a haircut?

After a while... wild dogs!

After what you've pulled.

Ah, no, thanks, I just had a haircut.

Ah, that's Sheila.

Ahh... I bet she didn't mean it. You're a real good little kid.

Ain't you got finally your turn to sleep in the bed? I sure am.

Ain't you supposed to call the police when somebody dies?

All I know is I go to all the trouble putting nails up all over the place

All of you.

All right, give them the muzak.

All right, I've got it! Here's what we're gonna do.

All right, listen up, now get off!

All right, that's, fine, show's over.

All right, very funny. Let's see some ID.

All right! That's enough of that.

All right.

All right. That's... 3.23. Thanks!

All right. Where were we? "Hansel and Gretel".

All that you do is play all day and mind your own business, you're sweet.

All they do is shove me into foster homes.

And all the snot will come through the other hole.

And beat the shit out of your friend's father!

And death from radiation is almost always excruciatingly painful and prolonged.

And don't come up with no fucking attitude

And don't kick my car, pig! You call that a car?

And held me there. And my mother cut all my clothes off with the pair of scissors.

And I can't find my fucking dope.

And I get the feeling you're using innocent people as scapegoat.

And I live over on Heatherton Avenue, which is a nice neighborhood

And I thought twice about getting mine. Is that right? Why not?

And I would know, "Oh oh... trouble".

And if it's a boy we're gonna name him Evan Mark Johnson.

And if we're still here he's gonna shit Twinkies.

And it took me over an hour to get through.

And just left then sitting there all boarded up and rotting.

And most people don't have that kind of money.

And Mrs. Johnson was booked on felony drunk drive.

And now not the hell of a lot left in where I marked.

And now they're gone.

And other conditions which wreck havoc on living cells.

And take the law in their own hands?

And that those same letters were left near the weapon.

And the mutants will be roaming around bumping into each other.

And then they made me stand there while they burned them right in front of me.

And then you beat her she showed me the scars.

And those son of a bitches come in

And use guns to solve your problems?

And we follow up each and every one of them.

And when he's fattened up I'll eat him".

And you guys wanna hear more music you give her clothes back right now, suckers!

And you know what they cost?

Any objections? No, I was just wondering...

Any survivors of an initial onslaught would be four times more likely

Anywhere! Just get out of that place.

Are you experiencing feelings of alienation and depression or loneliness?

Are you gonna get a burn? I guess so.

Are you Sheila's father?

Are you shitting me?

Aren't you too old for fairytales? Uh uh.

At a price you'd expect to pay for just a sofa.

At least they got good taste in women.

Attention, please! Don't [...] and give her clothes back!

Because he doesn't think we can take care of ourselves.

Because I've got so many scars already. What kind of scars?

Because it's a combination of the words "suburb" and "utopia".

Because she used to always call me a pain in the ass. That's why.

Because they need to be built of very expensive materials

Beer? I hate beer. And an ice cream for Ethan.

Besides, if we didn't have each other we wouldn't have anything.

Black triangles, man. They are fucking excellent, I'm telling you.

But I bet she doesn't miss me. Why do you say that?

But I DO want you out of that house.

But I don't want you to go anywhere. It's ok, and it's for the best.

But I really don't wanna stick around any longer.

But if you're so in love with it, why are you selling it?

But the sheets were cleaner at home.

But there's no way anyone's gonna make ME leave this place.

But we are not. Read it to us, come on.

But we don't wanna to leave.

But where are you gonna go? I don't know. I'll find somewhere.

But you have to.

By the way, officer, is that legal inside of city limits?

Came back? Oh, yeah.

Can you imagine how that girl's mother felt?

Can't find my fucking shirt, can't you hear?

Can't get sold the damn camper, can't do jackshit.

Can't you just ignore us?

Check it out.

Chicken butt!

Chicken butt!

Close your windows. Shit, I'm stuck.

College? Most of us couldn't afford lunch in high school.

Come here I wanna talk to you. Over here.

Come on, fucker.

Come on, kid, on your feet. Party's over.

Come on, let me buy you a beer.

Come on, you've got some money there! I spent it all on this...

Come on.

Come on. Don't get so worried. Everything will be all right.

Come on. Have some fucking fun. Move up.

Come on. We've been driving around for hours... days, weeks.

Come on... Come on! Breathe on me!

Could I have some change, mem?

Count: "1001", "1002". This makes about two seconds.

County bought them up years ago

Coyotes came down from the hills and fucked them.

Dad, I thought I told you to leave that alone.

Dad? Let me in, it's me.

Did you get a burn, Evan? A burn?

Did you hear about the little boy that got killed by the dogs the other day?

Did you hear me?

Did you hear of a guy named Joe Schmo? Nope, never.

Did you hear something out there?

Did you investigate that house like you said you would?

Do I have to go to school?

Do I need a stamp to get out of here too? Watch it, smartass.

Do what?

Do you know what happened? No, what?

Do you think they're gonna come inside, do you?

Do you understand?

Do you wanna me to drive you back?

Don't you say that, you don't know anything about us.

Don't you think we really gonna trash this place before we leave?

Don't you think we should let her parents know?

Don't you wanna make anything of yourselves?

Ethan? Do you miss your mom? Yeah, I kinda do.

Evan!!! What? Don't scream like that.

Every morning the witch would say,

Every time I turn around there is a "T.R." spray painted.

Everybody's got guns these days and they are just itching to use them.

Excuse me, reverend Farrell.

Fag city.

Families... Everyone knows families don't work.

Fleabags. Razzle one of the guys of the house captured a couple of them.

Follow up? You came to my house three hours later!

For medical transplanting in case of your death.

French fries!!!

Fu uck.

Fuck you!

Garage sale

Gentlemen, please! Can we be reasonable?

Get away from my house.

Get out.

Get up. Need a lift home?

Give him a scotch, Marox.

Go ahead, read it.

Go back home, I guess.

Go in there and find him. And tell him to get his ass out here RIGHT NOW.

Go, bastards and chickenshits!

God damn it, Keef, man, if it wasn't for you

God damn little bastards! Came in here and fucked up my store.

God damn you! I told you to throw out this trash this morning.

God, your stepdad's a cop. Yeah, that's not the worst of it though.

Gone forever, Sheila.

Gonna get this club closed down or something before...

Good. Then will you leave?

Got a big kick out of shooting that dog, didn't you?

Great. And that's just what we need.

Guns are all registered.

Ha ha ha, that's very funny. Stay with us, we'll be back after these messages.

Ha ha, that was so close!

Ha! Oh, I'm damn sure they ain't my kids.

Hand me one of those bottles, will you?

Hanging off the dead trees.

Happy Easter, asshole.

Has anybody seen my shirt?

Hasta luego, shitface!

Have a nice day in my ass.

Have you got papers for these guns?

He got all turned on, you know, and instead of actually raping me

He thinks he can train them, but we think he's a little bit tweaked.

He would stop himself by beating me up. Does that make any sense?

He'd wake up in the night and get touching me all over.

He's black. Black? God! What a drag!

He's in the hospital, in case you didn't know.

He's just a choking fucking druggy.

Hear, hear.

Heh, that guy's begging for it.

Her friends put her on the front seat of her mother's car.

Her only daughter's up there in a box

Here you are. Hey, buddy, what's happening?

Here, sit down. Drink this. Water is no good.

Here.

Hey you, T.R.! Me? Yeah, you. Come here!

Hey, bike! Get me a bike!

Hey, check it out, they did it!

Hey, Cream, Cheese! I know this is what you have been waiting for.

Hey, cut it off! Hey, leave her alone! Come on you homos!

Hey, get going out of there!

Hey, guess what? What?

Hey, Jack. What's with that Sheila girl?

Hey, Jack. Who's that girl getting a haircut?

Hey, kid, pretty fucked up, huh? Aha.

Hey, look at those dogs over there.

Hey, may be we should look into there. No, that's our job. We'll handle.

Hey, my name is Razzle, man.

Hey, stupid muck!

Hey, there's Skinner.

Hey, walk like this.

Hey, what about some drugs?

Hey, what does that "T.R." stand for? "Totally ridiculous"?

Hey, what was that all about?

Hey, where are you going? Are you all right?

Hey! Clear out of here. No loitering allowed.

Hey! Open this door!

Hey! You've got a rat on your shoulder.

Hey.

Hey. Ain't nothing worth saving in here.

Hi, mom! Any more groceries out in the car?

Hi, ya. Joe here? Hello, Jack.

Hi! Quack quack. Bye!

Hi! I'm Bill. Don't shoot. Where's Jack?

Hi! I'm Jack's father.

Hi... I don't wanna anything, thanks.

Hmm, his fingernails fell out, loss of sexual appetite and...

Hmm... This kind.

Hold there, Gretel. Go get water and don't dawdle.

Holy fuck.

How can anybody hate sex?

How come you're so late?

How come? Well, because...

Huh, that's funny. "I hope you don't have to move".

Huh, you wish...

I already have a gun.

I always knew something because of it happens.

I am not gonna arrest you.

I am not leaving until you do.

I can't go home. Can't sleep on the grass.

I didn't choose him to be my father, you did.

I don't know about you,

I don't know. She bugs me. She's always staring at me.

I don't need your business.

I don't wanna work all day so you could sit on your ass and read comic books.

I had to hold them up with the shotgun while my wife called the police.

I hate buses.

I hate cops. To the max.

I heard they killed a little kid out here the other day. No shit?

I hope all of you have fun with your lives.

I know I can get a forty five, but I have to steal it.

I know where Sheila's parents live. We could just bring her home.

I know you. You were probably too twisted to remember where you put it.

I know, times are tough and some of you, people, are up against it.

I like your personality.

I love you all, especially Joe.

I marked this label, you know. You did what?

I mean, I am not religious. But if you ask me...

I mean, look at you.

I need to talk to you.

I remember distinctedly. Distinctly.

I said I marked it.

I said if you had 800 bucks a week,

I saw him selling PCP to some little kids once.

I swear to god, it must have been you. Breathe on me.

I think I'd like to fuck your brains out.

I think we all should decide.

I want you out tonight!

I want you to tell your friends

I wept.

I'd like the long end of this rifle up your ass. [Wait it], Skinner, look.

I'll be out there in a few hours and make sure that you're gone.

I'll never have to work again.

I'll tell you about it some day if I ever get to know you better.

I'll tell you what. Let me think about it.

I'm going away for a while. Mom's having a hard time right now.

I'm gonna go syphon some gas out of your car.

I'm sorry, but the mother requests that you leave.

I'm sorry.

I'm sure with Mark's job at Lockheed

I've been looking all over for you.

If it wasn't for you she'd probably still be alive.

If somebody took that shirt I'll knock their fucking teeth out.

If that's what it comes down to!

If there's any more trouble from you, creeps, some heads are gonna roll.

If these people can't find you, they can't hurt you.

If you are at least 18 years old you may designate a donation of your body or heart[...]

If you are looking for fine quality sofas, look no more.

If you do not live in a possible target zone

If you don't leave somebody's gonna get hurt.

If you don't, somebody's gonna get hurt.

In blood.

In the morning the wicked witch got Hansel by the hand and carried him to the shed.

Inside the city limits, don't you?

Is there something special you're looking for?

It had some adverse effects. Like what?

It should. This car I gave my son Jack last year

It sure looks like he's fucked it up.

It would seem to be little point building a blast proof shelter

It's a helluva amount.

It's a nice camper.

It's crazy!

It's for your own good.

It's hopeless.

It's kinda like my bed was at home.

It's like some kind of ridiculous initiation of something.

It's not like I have anywhere else to go.

It's one of those houses out by the 605.

It's pretty trashed but it's free. Are you up for it?

It's your father in you. Makes me sick...

Jack?

Jees! That's pretty amazing. Where did you hear that from?

Jeez, this person looks like a worse driver than me.

Jesus Ch rist!

Jesus, that will be there all your life.

Jesus, this seems kind of a monster.

Jesus! What's that from?

Jim Tripplett? Bob Skokes? That's right.

Just a couple of assholes looking for a fight.

Just don't worry about it. I'll call you up some time, ok?

Just here or everywhere? Everywhere.

Just let me tell you...

Just so happens we have a member of the police department with us here tonight.

Just take her home.

Keef is our friend too, you don't have to rag on him.

Keep going, fuckers.

Kids like yours and mine.

Last April she had a baby and it was born with no ears.

Last night I was at a meeting and...

Later days.

Leave? How come?

Let God be on your side!

Let me tell you, that sucks big eggs.

Let this be the last time I hear of T.R.

Let's go outside then, ok?

Let's go to Frisco!

Let's just move some place else. My old man's a shotgun.

Let's just take her home.

Like a bunch of terrorists.

Listen. You, kids, are making a pretty bad reputation for yourselves.

Look, I don't need this. Don't come back here.

Look, I've had to repaint the side wall of my store five times already.

Look, Rennard. If the police can't protect the people,

Looks like it's starting to rain.

Looks like they are killing the dogs.

Makes it tough to get out and have a good time when you can't afford the gas.

Man, what did you do that for?

May 10th, 1968. Dear diary, Mark and I are gonna be very happy here.

May be if decide to come back again

May be you should. I know what you're probably thinking.

Maybe I'll give you a call. Have a nice day!

Maybe we should get guns too.

Mental rejects running wild on our streets!

Mew! Bye, kitty.

Most citizens are against crime, sir.

Most of us don't have homes to go back to.

Mother is really very upset.

Moving out again, hey, Joe? Don't I even get a good bye this time?

Mummy...

My aunt lived in a house that was built on a hazardous waste dump.

My mom's got a car like that.

My old man's a cop. He's my stepdad.

My old man's coming back later

My parents are dopers and the state won't even let me go home.

My real father died in Vietnam and mom got married again.

My sentiment precisely.

Neither do I.

Next time we'll do more than tear up somebody's shirt.

Nice day, huh?

Nice going, mom.

No ears? Fuck...

No, asshole, if it wasn't for YOU, she'd still be alive.

No, couldn't afford any more groceries.

No, Ethan, just sit down and be quiet for a while.

No, I need to talk to all of you.

No, I'll hitch. Ain't you got better things to do?

No, I'm more worried about our vigilante sharp shooters

No, it's not.

No, no. I heard she hates sex.

No, not yet. Typical.

No, that's just the acid rain

No, this isn't their kind of scene.

No, we can't ignore you!

No, what was you thinking?

No. Not for a while anyways. All right!

Nobody is supposed to stay here unless he gets a burn.

None of this shit would happen in the first place.

Not all would die instantly. Many fatalities would be delayed for days or weeks

Not this shirt, asshole. My yellow shirt.

Not you again!

Nothing. Watch TV.

Now all you get are these wild teenagers parading through

Now, remember, watch the floor.

Now, what's a burn?

Now, what's this guy? Get a job.

Now!

O.D.? I don't know.

Officer, we are from "Citizens against Crime".

Oh yeah? And maybe we're doing our shopping. Ever think of that?

Oh yeah? I know somebody checked in in one of those places.

Oh you would, huh? Yeah, but it doesn't look like you have any.

Oh, and by the way, diary, we want to have a child soon.

Oh, come on, don't stop. But he's asleep.

Oh, god...

Oh, it's you... What's going on?

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god...

Oh, shit...

Oh, somebody's been on a garage raid.

Oh, there it is!

Oh, we don't want to. Got a lot of money tied up in this.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah? They were illegal in those days.

Oh, you shouldn't.

Oh, you were with GM?

OK, if you change your mind, I'm here.

Okay, mister! Hold it right there. Identify yourself.

Okay. But let me have one of those slushies over there. And make it a blue one.

Open this door right now!

Or at least it used to be.

Or maybe tomorrow.

P.S.: I hope you don't have to move.

Parents are so lame.

Peeling potatoes.

Perfect example of punk rock aggressiveness.

Perfect. What are you doing here?

Personally I'd like to see all of you in jail for a while.

Please, just do as we ask.

Please, mister policeman, don't make us leave our home.

Please, take her. We didn't know what else to do.

Please.

Put them in my sleeping bag down by my feet.

Razzle told me she tried to kill herself a couple of times.

Really? Yeah. He asked why.

Really? All because they didn't like the way you dress?

Right, wise guy. Just get the hell out before I call the police.

Right. And then they'll probably gonna try and blame it on us.

Sandra says there was a stabbing recently at the club where she was molested.

Save it, Razzle. We're staying.

Scapegoat?

Scum of the earth.

See if you can wake him up. I gave up three hours ago.

See that? See it?

See what happens when you get so wiped out?

See you later. Put the sock in it.

See, you hold one hole closed, you blow real hard

See. It's kinda nice. Comes out like this.

She is? I heard she doesn't even like guys.

She looks so sad all the time.

She said to Gretel, "You must draw water and cook something nice for your brother

She told me how you couldn't keep your hands off her.

She'll be better when she has one kid to take care of.

Sheila was our friend. And we have every right to be here if we want to.

Sheila?

Sheila's dead.

Shit, I forgot something.

Shit.

Since the layoff we had to cut back a little on recreation.

Sit down!

Sit down. This is great.

Skinny or fat, I'm gonna cook your Hensel tomorrow.

Slim pickings.

So bouncers know where the trouble is. Okay?

So we're gonna go to pick him up and take him out to the T.R. house, ok?

So, do you feel anything? Aha, I feel kinda scared.

So, I think it's best for all of you to go back to your homes

So, I walked in the house and my father, he threw me down on the living room floor

So, what are we gonna do?

So, what are you gonna do?

So? So, I'm leaving.

Some friend you are.

Somebody's gonna stop you.

Son of bitch, that IS your old Ford. Come on, let's go check the place out.

Soon the witch got very impatient.

Sorry? Don't tell me to cool it. God damn it!

Sounds really stupid to me.

Speedily follow down their clashes by [...]

Stands for "rejected".

Staying?

Stepfather.

Stopped by for a couple of drinks with someone from work.

SUBURBIA

Suburbia is a great place for children.

Sure. Where are you going?

Take bribes off cops.

Take your jacket off, hide the "T.R." What for?

Tell me now. Tell you what?

Thanks a lot.

Thanks for helping me out, brother.

That a boy! Now you won't get your shirt sleeve so dirtied.

That car looks awful to me. Maybe we should run a make on it.

That comes down every night about this time.

That guy is an asshole.

That IS her car!

That some of them left their dogs behind them.

That's bullshit.

That's downright simple.

That's fucking typical.

That's true. What's your name? Evan.

That's what happened to your stupid dope!

That's what I thought you were going to say.

That's what I was thinking.

The air is clear, skies are blue, and all the houses are brand new and beautiful.

The big guy would have sat on me!

The mother really doesn't want you here.

The others will run us out of the next place we'll find.

The question was do you have papers for the guns?

The snails will crawl on your face. Come on.

The time I've lived with you was the best part of my life. Thanks.

Then I am about a bunch of teenagers in a crash pad.

Then the people have to protect themselves.

Then when we get ready to leave right before we leave

There is a welcoming committee.

There's one. Hoodi doo, hoodi doo!

These are my dogs.

These poor little rich bitches always look that way.

They are not killing my dogs.

They buried one of those kids today.

They call it "suburbia" and that word's perfect

They didn't realize it would be the slum of the future.

They laughed him right outta the door.

They tore the place apart.

This is not where I had it.

This is so o fucked, I can't believe it!

This is the cool band. I think the lead singer a real...

This is what you might call a warning.

This time you've bit off more than you can chew.

This!

Those kids busted in and raided a funeral home.

Three shoppers were seriously injured

To get out of there and pack up their things TONIGHT.

To keep things organized and now I can't find my god damned shirt.

To my friends. Don't be mad at me for doing this.

To suffer from leukemia, sterility, inherited disorders, birth defects

To the end of the highway.

Today and tomorrow only with name brand new low prices

Told everyone he was my father.

Trash it?

Uh uh, wake up and smell the coffee, man.

Un be lie vable.

Until the effects of injuries, burns and radiation sickness took their toll.

Until this thing blows over.

Up your ass. Up your ass?

Vehicle, driven by 35 year old Jina Johnson, came...

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Wait, mom, I forgot, I'm sorry.

Watch out for big bad wolf. The dogs, watch out for the dogs.

We aren't feeling that great either. Believe me.

We at Southwest Woodside Hospital know that these are cry for help.

We can't work, can't hunt,

We didn't have any nice clothes to wear. We're sorry.

We didn't like you when Sheila was alive and we don't like you now.

We do that and they'll call the police.

We don't do that anymore. I can't help it, I've got a jones.

We don't want you here.

We have reports of vandalism and robbery just like any other city.

We heard of that. Hey, we've got a little one over here.

We just thought we're doing our good Americans' work for the day.

We should inform the department or officer... Rennard.

We understand.

We want to let you know we are sick of your shit.

We went to our friend's funeral, all right? Big deal.

We'd had all finds of flakes hanging around.

We'd like to go to the funeral. If you don't mind.

We'll be good from now on. We promise.

We'll set the whole place on fire. Boom!

We'll tell you later. Just do it.

We're gonna have to go back out there.

We're only a phone call away.

We're sitting all the way in the back here.

We're smarter than those assholes.

We're staying right here. No, you are not.

We're talking about a bunch of psychos!

We're talking about kids!

We've got a match? Any match?

Well, his old man's a homo and he can't stand living with him anymore,

Well, I didn't drink it. You're lying to me.

Well, I heard that when people were forced to move from their houses,

Well, I'll tell you about it some day. If I ever get to know you better.

Well, Jack, what's it gonna be?

Well, little ones grow up to be big ones, you know.

Well, that's not my fault.

Well, that's pretty crappy. We are not gonna do that.

Well, that's the idea. See, if we didn't do that

Well, there's families for one thing. Careers? College?

Well, we've got a responsibility by law to adhere to certain procedures.

Well, where is it then? What the hell is wrong with you?

Well, while you're going through procedures people's homes are being ruined by these monsters.

Well, you're gonna have to listen up sooner or later.

Well. Sorry to tell you this, but... she killed herself.

Well... My dad used to beat me all the time.

Were you ready for this:

What a character... Yeah, for sure.

What a dick... Yeah.

What a pigsty!

What a total asshole!

What about the coroner?

What about you? I don't know.

What are you doing?

What did you say?

What do I have to do, for Christ's sake? Pay you?

What do you do here all day?

What do you mean? She likes girls?

What do you think? Whatever.

What do you want?

What do you, kids, do for money?

What for?

What happened to your back.

What happened?

What is this? A joke?

What the fuck are we doing?

What the hell are you dressed up for? Yeah. Where's the war?

What the hell is "T.R." anyway?

What the hell?

What we need is some beer.

What?

What? 800 bucks a week.

What? I said I think I'd like to fuck your brains out.

What? No way.

What? Sheila's dead.

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's T.R. house?

What's that? My mom's diary. Listen to this.

What's the [...]?

What's the occasion?

What's up?

What's your name? Jack.

Whatever. I had a jar of 25 black triangles in it.

When I bought my new one.

Where are we supposed to go?

Where are you going, kid? Get a drink of water.

Where are you going?

Where are you going? Come back!

Where do they come from?

Where's Jack? Inside, I guess.

Where's Joe? In his bedroom.

Where's the house, Flea? Hold on, it's coming, it's coming.

Who will want that shirt. Don't call me an asshole.

Why don't you just leave him alone? Why don't you shut up?

Why don't you just visit the grave after we'd left?

Will be fun to watch it burn.

Will you please show these young people out?

Wimps like that always carry knives.

Wreck the place and than brutalize the family.

Ya, ya. Come here. Come on. Sit!

Yeah, "book 'em Danno".

Yeah, all contaminated and creepy with gross, bubbling vines

Yeah, and that was the biggest mistake I ever made.

Yeah, but...

Yeah, he came over to T.R. one time to check it out.

Yeah, I know these people who had a baby that was born with two rows of teeth on top.

Yeah, I've been using that [...] lately.

Yeah, it's kinda fun.

Yeah, Jack Diddley.

Yeah, just think. By the year 2000 there will be one big chemical wasteland.

Yeah, my dad was in Vietnam and he had some of that Asian orange crap dumped on 'im.

Yeah, one of those guys had a knife. Don't worry about it.

Yeah, our nerves are wrecked.

Yeah, seems like if they run us out of this place

Yeah, she is pretty weird. Why?

Yeah, that's may be a stupid question, but what does it stand for anyways?

Yeah, they are kind of nasty. You gotta watch out for them.

Yeah, we're not leaving this place without a fight.

Yeah, you know, we've used it just about every weekend for the last three years, but...

Yeah, you never know where the toxins are gonna creep in.

Yeah, you're wearing it.

Yeah? Don't "yeah" at me.

Yeah. And I looked just the way I do now. I don't know what their problem was.

Yeah. And that's another thing: the police ain't doing a god damn thing.

Yeah. Got any vibrators?

Yeah. This is the best home most of us ever had.

Yeah. Well, stupid or not, I don't have anywhere else to go.

Yeah. When Sindy Bartholomew o.d. ed

Yes I am, but that's not the reason why I'm here to talk to you.

Yes, I am.

Yes, I do. Sheila told me all about you.

Yes, sir, we sure do, but this side of the street is county property.

Yes?

Yes. The little bastards were fighting on my front lawn.

You and your stupid dope! That's what I think of your dope.

You are not running away from home, are you?

You can forget it.

You can have the sofa you've been looking for plus the matching chair

You can't piss off people the way you do, Jack.

You could come home, you know. Your mother would like that.

You did? Could have fooled me!

You dirty whore!

You don't seem to understand.

You get the message?

You gonna have to stay out of trouble.

You got people down on you.

You gotta stop bringing dope around here.

You guys are blowing your own city now.

You just don't like private citizens doing your work for you.

You know it's against law to use fire arms

You know what he said? If we had any vibrators.

You know what I was thinking?

You know what she said? What? She said: pick a reason.

You know, I was nude.

You know, Rennard, I get the feeling you're not doing your job.

You know, sometimes I wish she would have had an abortion.

You make me sick when you look like that.

You molested your own daughter, you scumback,

You must be a Pisces.

You probably wouldn't be depressed in the first place.

You shut up!

You understand.

You wanna be next? Huh?

You, guys, have minds this big.

You'd think he was crazy. He would get this look in his eye

You're a cop!

You're a fucking asshole, you know that?

You're asking the wrong guy.

You're damn right!

You're like some old 60's hippy dirt merchant. Yeah, groovy, man.

You're right.

You're such a fucking bitch. You're so stupid, I swear that.

Your old man only wants us to leave

Your wife doesn't even know where you are. So?

9 out of 10 Americans would perish in an all out nuclear attack.

12 long years. 14 for me.

"But Hensel held out a chicken bone".

"Dear God", Gretel cried, "I want you to help us".

"Have you hugged YOUR kid today"? So fuck off, Razzle.

"Hold out your finger and let's see if you're getting fat".

"Let this be the last time I hear of T.R."

"Stop your blubbering", said the wicked red eyed witch, "it won't do you a bit of good".

"When guns are outlawed only outlaws will have guns"

[...] turn that spot off, stupid! And I'll give her goddamn clothes back!

[Put] that god damn gun.