Fat Albert Edit

A person you can think about, and they think about you...

Aba dabba.

Again.

Ah, that was a close one.

Ah, you rock, dude.

Albert I see you two have met.

Albert Let's roll.

Albert Robertson...

Albert sure looks like he eats.

Albert, do you want to go?

Albert, hold up. Albert, stop running so fast. Slow down.

Albert, wait!

Albert, wait.

Albert, wait.

Albert, you can't go. We're cartoons, and this is our show.

Albert? Are you okay?

All my guys against you.

All right, all right.

All right, all right. You can come with me.

All right, come on! Let's do this now!

All right, kids. Come on. Find a seat.

All right, kids. Power up.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Come on now. We gotta get you back to the track.

All right. Enough fun for one day. I think we can go home now.

All right. Well, who's next?

All you care about is staying here with Lauri.

All you have to do is you just crawl back into the set.

An arcade in a mall.

Anchor? But you're always anchor. How could Coach make me anchor?

And bada dubba.

And fat. I'm Fat Albert.

And for talking to me, you get a hat... for free.

And he's not falling.

And he's the first guy I've met in a long time...

And I bet I'll feel even smarter without this dumb lookin' hat.

And I didn't think you'd mind if they audited the class.

And I do not have a problem.

And I have never been treated like this.

And I'll always have my Big Al.

And if I don't go back into the TV...

And it it's just fantastic to know...

And my eyelids went up over my head and everything.

And now why don't we begin by having your friends introduce themselves?

And she's cryin'. I'm going to help her.

And then they won't laugh at me anymore.

And then we're playing buck buck.

And then when the roller coaster goes around the corner...

And therefore are visiting North Philadelphia from North Philadelphia.

And when we beat you, all this will be ours!

And you both know you're thinking about each other.

And you crawled through the set?

And you heard her spirit...

And, uh, coincidentally, uh, his name is, uh, Fat Albert.

Anyone else?

Anything you want.

Anyway, I'm better off working on my writing.

Are you gonna buck buck, or are you just gonna talk talk?

Are you guys okay? You look a little... pale.

Are you home?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you ready to lose? Because when I buck buck, you better duck duck.

Are you sure they don't want something?

Are you sure we should be on this? Oh!

Are you threatening me?

Arthur, learn the handshake.

Arthur!

As soon as the commercial is over and your show is on...

Aw, frit!

B.F.F.?

Balloon, balloon, balloon.

Be right back.

Because caring about someone is wonderful.

Because we've entered into a world where we do not belong.

Big Al.

Buck buck number six comin'.

But first we have to go to the mall.

But I don't have a problem!

But if I could stay, I would be so happy...

But in the meantime, we'll always have North Philly.

But we are on a date.

But you just got me a soda.

But, Dad, it's really Fat Albert.

But, Danielle, you can't let fear

But, Danielle, you can't let fear, um

Can I help you guys?

Check out that lady over there. Do I detect tears?

Cheerleaders? Those are the most popular girls in school.

Close your eyes.

Come on up here and, uh, say a few words to the crowd, uh, Fat Albert.

Come on, Albert.

Come on, Fat Albert! We need you!

Come on, guys. Hurry up!

Come on, guys. Hurry up!

Come on, honey.

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come out of there, you little thing, you!

Considering the fact that you're in North Philadelphia...

Crawled out of the TV set. Uh, well, how?

Daddy's having the whole street blocked off.

Do you have a a can opener?

Do you know these guys?

Do you think they're sick?

Don't call me Old Weird Harold anymore.

Don't start.

Don't use my lines on me. Besides, I haven't solved Doris's problem yet.

Don't you get it? Ba loon. Say "ba".

Don't you guys make noise when you enter a room?

Don't. You won't be back in time. You cannot last another day.

Doris Robertson?

Doris, Eliza, city finals are Saturday, and I want us ready.

Doris, no one came out of our TV set.

Doris, where did you learn to jump rope like that?

Doris, you look great.

Doris.

Doris.

Doris. Doris, would you please wait?

Doris. Wait up.

Dumb Donald.

Eh, you in the back! Where are you goin'?

Even though I'm fat.

Every time someone says they care about me, they wind up leaving me.

Every time someone says they care about me, they wind up leaving me.

Every time someone says they care about me...

Exercise equipment. How cool is that?

Fa a a a t Albert! He loves to hear us call his name.

Fat Albert and the guys aren't here right now.

Fat Albert talk, people people listen.

Fat Albert, try to stay focused.

Fat Albert, you got a problem to solve. I just saw Danielle.

Fat Albert!

Fat Albert?

Fat, fat, fat, fat!

Get back here, you little

Get one ring on the bottle, and you win a prize!

Get over here! I'm not done with you yet!

Get set. Go!

Get some help.

Give me the pillow and stop hittin' on me. Let go of my legs.

Go for it.

Go, A.H.S., yeah!

Go, Albert.

Go, Archers!

Go!

Go! Go!

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Go. Go, Albert. Go. Go.

Go. Go. Go. Go.

Go. Go. Go. Go.

Good afternoon, class.

Good afternoon, Mrs. Forchick.

Good night.

Goodup byebee.

Gotta go.

Great.

Great. He's got a face. Now let's go.

Guys, guys, guys!

Guys, help. Get me out of here.

Guys, I see cheerleaders.

Guys, listen up.

Have known you... for a long time.

Havin' a good time?

He always wore a hat in the cartoon, so nobody ever drew him a whole face.

He better not be doing this again.

He died some time ago.

He loves to hear us call his name.

He needs you. We all need you.

He's an athlete, Arthur. Look.

He's charming, bright, a gentleman.

He's dunkin'.

He's never comin' back.

He's not clumsy anymore.

He's not strange, Mommy. He's Mushmouth.

He's shooting.

Heb Hebbo.

Heba, baby.

Hebbada, hebba, dabbada and bedebada...

Hebbie deboe.

Hello.

Hello. How you doin'?

Hello. I'm looking for Mr. Cosby.

Help! Fat Albert, you gotta help!

Help! Help!

Hey, Albert, if you like Lauri, you gotta take her on a roller coaster.

Hey, boy, pull your pants up.

Hey, Bucky, look!

Hey, everybody, listen up!

Hey, Fat Albee! I mean, Fat a boo!

Hey, Fat Albert. You sick or somethin'?

Hey, guys.

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, hey! Fat Albert's gonna save the day.

Hey, hey, hey! Friends don't let friends fade away.

Hey, hey, hey! I like free.

Hey, hey, hey! What is that thing?

Hey, hey, hey! Who wants to play?

Hey, hey, hey! You run track?

Hey, hey, hey. Get out of our way.

Hey, hey, hey. How'd I get this way?

Hey, hey, hey. I said I'm gonna stay.

Hey, hey, hey. That's a nice thing to say.

Hey, hey, hey. We can make it another day.

Hey, hey, hey. We're not fading.

Hey, hey, hey. Who wants to play?

Hey, hey, hey. You watch me every day.

Hey, ho!

Hey, Lauri, you know, like, what I told you about tonight?

Hey, listen. We're all goin'after school.

Hey, look. Nobody is talking to anyone, or you're not going anywhere.

Hey, Ma. No, a bunch of wackos.

Hey, man, your colors. They're fading.

Hey, man. It's sayin' things.

Hey, man. Look at Old Weird Harold.

Hey, man. You wanna play?

Hey, man. You're like school on Saturday. No class.

Hey, Rudy.

Hey, Russell, you know what? I'm actually happy to see you.

Hey, sweet thing. Wanna dance?

Hey, yo, I'm not so sure this was such a good idea, Reg.

Hey, yo, man!

Hey, yo.

Hey, you should be glad I even danced with you!

Hey, you. If you're looking to buy, I'm your guy.

Hey! Hey! Hey! Let go of my legs!

Hey! Lauri, Doris, come on!

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, Heather. Hi, Becky.

Hold on a second, Ma.

Hook him up.

How about one all of us will remember?

How about the 440?

How about you and me, we go together?

How about you, Doris? Will you come?

How about you?

How come Fat Albert and Rudy have girls, and I just have you?

How come you never give me any compliments?

How could you possibly believe that Albert's a cartoon character?

How did you do that?

How did you get into this predicament?

How we doin' tonight? I mean, is this party off the hook or what? What's up, y'all?

Huh? No.

Hurry up. The show's almost over.

Hurry up. You've gotta go.

Hurry! The show's almost over. We need you.

I I crawled out of there because I heard her crying.

I It's the landing that's hard.

I am so confused!

I am so out of here.

I ba looka gooba.

I can now. I think.

I can see through it.

I can stay here until the show starts.

I can't believe Dumb Donald is right.

I can't take my sweater off because, uh

I designed your character after Albert Robertson.

I didn't know that I was fading.

I do believe I like it out here very much.

I do! I have a nice face!

I do?

I don't even know who you are anymore.

I don't even know why I'm doing this.

I don't have a problem.

I don't have a problem. I solve problems.

I don't know about that. This neighborhood looks kind of familiar.

I don't know how, but I'm gonna tell him that we need a gate.

I don't know what I'm saying.

I don't know what's underneath it.

I don't know.

I don't know. I guess...

I don't think so. Look, it's okay.

I don't think we should be outside. We don't belong here.

I don't understand any of this.

I feel I can trust.

I feel really bad for him.

I finally figured out who you remind me of.

I finally understand why I had to come out here.

I got some free passes for the fair tonight.

I guess he came to try out for the track team.

I guess I showed him.

I have done guests spots on Bugs Bunny and The Jetsons...

I have never seen anyone move so slow.

I have no idea! You just need to get back into that television set right now.

I have to help her.

I hear you, man. Somethin' I been living with for years.

I just need tonight. J ust one night.

I just saw Danielle. She said she was quittin' school and running away from home.

I knew I could find some paint around here somewhere.

I knew I should've never come to this party.

I knew it! You do have a problem.

I knew it. She's right. We are fading.

I know big, and you, my friend, are big.

I know what Lauri's doin'. She's just dancing with him to make me jealous.

I know you don't know. I wasn't talking to you.

I know you're singing, but aren't you gonna drink?

I know. I know. Who's Fat Albert?

I l lost my, um

I lba stayba wayba.

I love you too.

I love you, Doris.

I mean, cool.

I mean, it's a party. I hate parties.

I mean, not real sisters, but foster sisters.

I mean, we've got to ride to the fair in style.

I never meant to hurt you, Lauri.

I see a bunch of bizarre looking freaks.

I see.

I suppose you're right.

I talked it over with my boys, and we want a buck buck rematch.

I think people are getting suspicious.

I think they could be some kind of cult.

I think this is the real thing.

I think.

I told Lauri I'd pick her up at the library.

I told y'all. We gotta get back to where we belong.

I was doing just fine before you guys arrived.

I wonder what event, uh, he could participate in.

I'll be calling you.

I'll be waiting.

I'll meet you downstairs.

I'll see you girls through the TV.

I'll see you guys later. I'm goin'to the school library.

I'll tell you what. Why don't you guys come to my party tonight.

I'm I'm Fat Albert.

I'm actually feeling pretty smart now.

I'm Air Harold now.

I'm coming, Bucky.

I'm Fat Albert.

I'm fine. I had no business going to that party.

I'm going to go talk to Doris's sister.

I'm gonna call 911 on you.

I'm gonna sing a song.

I'm gonna try this on.

I'm gonna turn into a big pile of powdered celluloid.

I'm just tryin' to show Albert something.

I'm losing my mind. Yeah, that's it.

I'm not sayin' I'm a girl on a roller coaster.

I'm readin' African American history. I'm on volume 22.

I'm scared.

I'm sorry, Mr. Cosby. I didn't mean to startle you.

I'm sure you could win. And I'll be here to cheer you on.

I'm telling Mom on you.

I've become smart enough to understand that we're fading away...

If there's any way that I can, I will.

If you guys get bored, there's a park, like, two blocks that way.

If you try to become something that you're not...

Ignore him, Albert. He's just trying to humiliate you.

In the tele Ow!

Instead of a Fat Albert?

Is Doris Robertson's grandfather.

Is it working?

Is that some kind of macho thing?

Is that we have a track meet tomorrow, so let's go to sleep.

Is there something I can do for you, Fat Albert?

Is there something more you want to say, Albert?

Is this a great country or what?

Isn't it the person who matters and not how they look?

Isn't that sweet?

Isn't this great? You understand me.

It doesn't mean you're not a winner too.

It is nice out here.

It means that me and my boys are gonna take over the junkyard!

It was important to him, so I run.

It's a cartoon.

It's all true, Lauri.

It's Fa a a a t Albert!

It's Fa a a a t Albert!

It's fading away.

It's funny. It seems like I know you

It's gettin' up that's the hard part.

It's gettin' worse.

It's just a picture.

It's like you've given up.

It's not a monster. It's a girl.

It's not over! You gotta watch the end credits.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's over. Your show is over.

It's time for Doris to believe in herself again.

It's you and me.

J ust call me... Mouth.

Just take a chance and go for it.

Kind of personal stuff.

Ladies, your chariot awaits.

Lauri is important to me.

Lauri, wait. Lauri.

Lauri, you wanna go on the roller coaster?

Lauri, you're third leg. And, Doris, you're anchor.

Lauri'll never talk to him after this. Trust me.

Let go

Let go of my legs.

Let go of my legs.

Let go of my legs. Quit hittin' on me!

Let's go.

Let's go. We have a problem to fix.

Let's hear it!

Let's make his last night here one he'll always remember.

Let's move it!

Let's put the jacket on over the sweater.

Lisa, I'm taking you off of third leg and putting you on second leg.

Log on and access the Internet.

Look at him.

Look, Heather's havin' this party.

Look, I don't have friends because I don't want friends.

Look, just don't tell anyone who you guys are.

Look, Lauri! Doris! Lauri!

Look, you guys, I don't think you should go to school with me.

Looks like Danielle is in trouble. We have to help her.

Looks like it's broken.

Ma.

Ma.

Madam, it has been my extreme pleasure talking with your daughter.

Man, it's somethin' out here.

Man, there's no way I'm letting that fat kid get over on Lauri.

Maybe it's not such a good idea for you guys to hang with me.

Maybe it's time I started caring about myself.

Maybe we should leave.

Maybe you have. Maybe you have.

Me and you. B.F.F.?

Me.

Mushmouth says his head hurts.

Mushmouth wants to know why you don't like us.

My ba hebba hurt. My My

My backpack!

My behind?

My foster sister. My family took her in last year.

My legs.

My name is Mouth.

Neither are we.

Never you mind. Just no lookin'.

New school.

Nice clothes. Name's Darren.

Nice meeting you. Whoa! Whoa!

No big deal. Lots of kids are better.

No, I don't have time for boys.

No, it's just, you know, the gentleman should walk on the side with the traffic.

No, man. That's a paper clip.

No, Mr. Worrywart.

No, no. Albert, don't.

No, not yet.

No, we did it.

No! Dumb Donald!

No! You missed it again.

No. It wasn't your fault. I should have known better than to go to that party.

No. No, that's just too much bleach in their clothes.

No. She had an early class.

No. We just got here a little early. We didn't want to miss goin' to school with you.

Nobody makes a fool out of Reggie except for Reggie.

Nobody messes with me or Fat Albert.

Nobody's a loser. Everybody's a winner.

Not that I remember.

Not unless somebody writes that we're thirsty.

Now Now you guys can go back into the TV because you solved my problem.

Now he has a green naked behind.

Now I'm this fading cartoon character...

Now let's go. We have got some partying to do.

Now push together.

Now say "ba loon".

Now this is you.

Now we're the buck buck champions of the world.

Now, come on. This is my last class, and I don't want to be late.

Now, Doris, come on.

Now, we win this relay, we win the meet. All right?

Oh, Albert, you never should've come.

Oh, all right. Well, I'm Fat Albert.

Oh, boy. That be some nice budda bup.

Oh, come on. We gotta go.

Oh, crap!

Oh, ho, ho. No, you can't do that. See, you're a cartoon.

Oh, Lord.

Oh, man!

Oh, my legs!

Oh, my.

Oh, my. I can see his behind.

Oh, my. It's a tear.

Oh, no, I don't want to go back into the TV.

Oh, okay.

Oh, sorry. I just can't stop. Sorry.

Oh, thank you so much.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, thank you. This is great.

Oh, that's my sister Lauri. Well, not really my "sister" sister.

Oh, they don't eat. I mean, they don't eat much.

Oh, they're making fun of him.

Oh, this cannot be happenin'.

Oh, uh, I I We're here.

Oh, uh, I've decided, uh, I'm gonna have to stay.

Oh, uh, yes. We're here because Doris has a problem.

Oh, yeah? Well, I don't see Fat Albert anywhere.

Oh, yeah? Well, I'm still telling Mom on you.

Oh, yeah. Right.

Oh, you guys helped me find my backpack.

Oh, you've got a nice face.

Oh! My goodness.

Oh. He seems nice.

Oh. Well, don't talk that way about Doris.

Oh. You guys stay here.

Oh. You stay away from me.

Okay by me.

Okay, Albert, give her some gas.

Okay, Bill, you're next.

Okay, Bill. I'm comin'. Now get back in the set.

Okay, bye!

Okay, Daddy and I are gonna have to have a long talk.

Okay, okay. I'll race you, but...

Okay, okay. Okay.

Okay, Russell. We're comin'. Okay, Bucky, come on. You first.

Okay, say you're a girl and you're on a roller coaster.

Okay, watch me.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. But don't be late. 2:30.

Okay. Forget the drinks.

Okay. I'm gonna go check out the the Big and Tall.

Okay. Now go.

Okay. Other people can see you too. That's good.

Okay. Well, let's see how fast you really are.

Okay. Well...

Okay. You win.

Old Weird Harold, you ever play basketball before?

On your mark.

One last night with Lauri.

One.

Ooba gooba looba loo.

Oooh, eyeballs! Eyeballs! Floating eyeballs!

Or jumps the curb, he can push the woman out of the way.

Or you're gonna have to deal with me.

Ours! Ours!

Ours! Ours!

Ow. Get off my back.

People wait till you get to the top of the stairs, then they knock.

Pictures aren't real.

Please, no.

Please, Reggie, don't.

Please?

Please.

Problem. Right.

Put the hat on, Dumb Donald! Put the hat on!

Reggie, leave him alone. He's not, uh, feeling well.

Reggie, no.

Right, guys?

Right. Uh, next time.

Rudy says that you're mad at us. Are you?

Rudy, be a gentleman. See how Doris is doing.

Rudy, have you lost your mind?

Run, Doris! Run!

Run, Doris! Run! You can win!

Runners, take your marks!

Russell, you stay here.

See you at practice.

See you in the junkyard.

See, Doris has this problem where I think that

See, when I told you I would stay forever...

Set!

She blew in his eye.

She doesn't mean anything to me.

She invited you to her party.

She really wants you to go.

She said she was quittin' school and running away from home.

She taught me how to say balloon. Balloon!

Shut up, dummy! There's something strange about those kids though. I'm

Since I was a little girl.

Since there's a three day weekend coming Oh, yes, Doris.

Since you got the you know what hanging out.

Sit down, big guy.

So Doris tells me that you two are sisters.

So I guess you won't mind if we borrow this.

So I'll see you later on. 2:30. Showtime.

So I'll see you tomorrow, 2:30.

So if you guys would stop trying to help me, I would greatly appreciate it.

So sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. So sorry.

So that's what one looks like.

So the junkyard is goin' to be ours!

So we came here to tell everybody to be her friend.

So we meet again.

So, Doris, when is our show on again?

So, Lauri, do you think that I could be a Big Al...

So, look. I've got a big, fat treat for y'all.

So, uh, do you have, like, a special guy or somethin'?

So, uh, you see anyone you'd like to dance with?

So, what's this about?

So, what's with you and Albert?

Some kind of guard or a screen to put over the TV set so so nobody can get out. Okay.

Some of the kids are going for an ice cream before practice.

Some partying? Nobody ever asks to dance with me anyway.

Someone get that fat kid off the track!

Something very familiar.

Sometimes it hurts so bad, I don't want to care about anyone again.

Sorry about that.

Stand back!

Stay tuned to TV Land for more of your classic TV favorites.

Stop being such a downer.

Stop it! Stop it! This isn't about her problem! It's about yours!

Stop that!

Stop worrying. I mean, we can't do anything about it anyway.

Sure.

Sure. Great.

Sweetheart, how many times have I told you not to talk to strangers?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks. Ooh.

Thanks. Ooh.

That better?

That I can no longer be your B.F.F.

That there's somebody out there in the world...

That way, if a car, like, splashes mud...

That would be fantastic.

That. Don't you hear that?

That'll be $10,428.22.

That'll solve everything.

That's right. Cool.

That's the best thing to take a girl on, because while the ride is goin' on...

That's very nice.

That's what he does.

The bad guys are comin' back for a buck buck buck off.

The can opener's on the can.

The commercial's almost over, and you've gotta get back.

The Fat Albert show. You know, "hey, hey, hey".

The kind of guy that will always be here for me.

The only thing you ever caught before was a cold.

The show's already started, and you guys gotta get your behinds back in the TV.

Their parents... are no longer around.

Then go. Go.

There is no cord, uh, my oversized friend.

There's no place like TV Land.

These bad kids keep chasing Russell.

These have been two of the greatest days of my life.

They call that double Dutch.

They fall up against you and everything.

They get so scared, they want you to hold 'em.

They look kind of washed out to me.

They still jump rope.

They're back! They're back! My pants are back!

They're gonna take over our show.

They're very strange.

Thinking about you.

This fat fool is not what he appears to be.

This is all... just a little joke...

This is so much fun. And thanks for winning this for me.

This year I expect us to win.

Those guys, Albert's friends...

Three!

To be the best that I was capable of being.

Tomorrow.

Tonight.

Tsk. Well, they will...

Two more laps.

Uh You know...

Uh, Albert, why don't you, uh, turn on the radio?

Uh, can I get you a soda or something?

Uh, come on, son. Mom's waiting.

Uh, excuse me.

Uh, I I don't have any money.

Uh, I don't know.

Uh, I need to talk to you.

Uh, loon?

Uh, North Philly.

Uh, surround him.

Uh, well, I came here to tell you...

Uh, what are you talking into?

Uh, what does that mean?

Uh, what should we call you?

Uh, why don't we put those down?

Uh, yeah.

Uh, you mean start it up?

Um

Um, I don't think Albert's gonna be here on Saturday.

Um, I have some... visitors here with me.

Um, I was cryin'because, uh...

Um, I'll go get some drinks.

Um, thanks for walking me home.

Viper, why don't you hook him up with a little groove?

W

Wa Lauri, wai

Wait. Don't rub it.

Wait. No, Lauri. Lauri!

Wait. We still have one more guy.

Want to go?

We aren't real, and I think we're fading.

We can't let anybody see his behind.

We could use another guy for three on three.

We don't belong here.

We have 'em! We're the buck buck champions!

We interrupt this program to bring you a special news broadcast.

We won! We won! You did it!

We're gonna be the buck buck champions of the world.

We're having a good time. That's all I want to know.

We're not just losing our color. Look at my hand.

We've got spirit! How about you?

We've got spirit! Yes, we do!

Well, Albert, is there something you want?

Well, aren't you the hip hop fool.

Well, at least you had a good time.

Well, come on! We gotta get 'em to be friends with Doris.

Well, good night.

Well, I don't know. Anyway...

Well, I I I crawled out of the TV set.

Well, I never thought about it. We We just enter.

Well, I'll be glad to get back where I can take it to the hole.

Well, I'm Fat Albert.

Well, I'm gonna go get ready.

Well, I'm gonna meet you at the girls' house.

Well, I'm very happy for you.

Well, it is a car.

Well, it would be really nice if you could be friends with Doris.

Well, she didn't want me to go before.

Well, that was one of the more humiliating experiences of my life.

Well, uh, I guess I have to go back to the way I was.

Well, we we Why you trying to squeeze me?

Well, we're gonna need some wheels.

Well, when I'm done with you, you're gonna be Big Al.

Well, you must have a problem. You were cryin'.

What about our world? We always had fun there.

What are we waiting for?

What are you doin' here?

What are you doin' here? You're supposed to be on TV.

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here? We've gotta go.

What are you doing?

What are you saying?

What did he just say?

What is that? A piece of paper?

What part of "I don't have a problem" don't you understand?

What will Mr. Cosby think if you don't go back?

What will we do?

What you got to say, big man?

What? Was that funny?

What's a mall?

What's wrong with you, man? Why don't you say you're a girl on a roller coaster by yourself?

Whatever they call it, I like it.

When I count to three...

When I get back, I'll show everybody how well I can speak.

When you walk into the party, people are gonna notice.

Where are we going?

Where will he be?