A "trampage" is a rite of passage
A "trampage" is a rite of passage from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A 20,000 mile long space elevator.
A 20,000 mile long space elevator. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A bad link, and now there's sewage
A bad link, and now there's sewage from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A billionaire to pay for it. Whoa.
A billionaire to pay for it. Whoa. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A boot. No seriously, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A bunch of jealous toddlers?
A bunch of jealous toddlers? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A camel? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A clean street. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A dentist appointment, two Zooms, a virtual bra fitting
A dentist appointment, two Zooms, a virtual bra fitting from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A fact she announced on a phone paid for by Team Neil.
A fact she announced on a phone paid for by Team Neil. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A gentleman's club is not a good place to learn,
A gentleman's club is not a good place to learn, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A group of bears is a sleuth.
A group of bears is a sleuth. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A group of crows is a murder. Has she never done a crossword?
A group of crows is a murder. Has she never done a crossword? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A jasmine lemonade, G boo. Totally.
A jasmine lemonade, G boo. Totally. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A little extra multi tasking, and by tonight,
A little extra multi tasking, and by tonight, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A lot of women that you can do that with.
A lot of women that you can do that with. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A lull in conversations, 'cause I can't handle silences.
A lull in conversations, 'cause I can't handle silences. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A lunchtime face lift. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A medication I'm also on but for wake apnea.
A medication I'm also on but for wake apnea. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A mistake you're gonna have plenty of time
A mistake you're gonna have plenty of time from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A new Instagram mural in West Hollywood.
A new Instagram mural in West Hollywood. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A okay! [laughs] from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A pad on her shoulder, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A party where your date just pretended to get bitten
A party where your date just pretended to get bitten from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A Patrick Schwarzenegger phase,
A Patrick Schwarzenegger phase, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A photo of her attacking Dick Cheney
A photo of her attacking Dick Cheney from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A photo with Titi B from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A project like this creates new jobs,
A project like this creates new jobs, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A red heart is what you send to your mom
A red heart is what you send to your mom from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A reliable staple of sitcom hijinks.
A reliable staple of sitcom hijinks. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A shared iCloud account, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A smoky mouth. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A space elevator would revolutionize space exploration
A space elevator would revolutionize space exploration from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A true son of Mars! from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A true, accurate count of the unhoused population.
A true, accurate count of the unhoused population. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A vent. I'm like a mouse.
A vent. I'm like a mouse. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
A year from now? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
About 40% of us have contiguous teeth.
About 40% of us have contiguous teeth. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
About appreciating your fathers?
About appreciating your fathers? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
About having fire extinguishers in every public hallway.
About having fire extinguishers in every public hallway. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
About my, like, feud with the mayor of Los Angeles,
About my, like, feud with the mayor of Los Angeles, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
About something supes serious.
About something supes serious. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
About something that's never gonna happen.
About something that's never gonna happen. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
About that is incorrect. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
About the phone bowl. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
About these power outages?
About these power outages? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Absolutely not. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Absolutely, Mr. Mayor, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Absolutely, the mayor is very excited
Absolutely, the mayor is very excited from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Acetaldehyde all the hydes.
Acetaldehyde all the hydes. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Actually interested in doing good.
Actually interested in doing good. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Actually, Arpi, we think it'll be ready
Actually, Arpi, we think it'll be ready from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Actually, its origins are in voter suppression,
Actually, its origins are in voter suppression, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Actually, she's married. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Actually, sir, it's not. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Actually, sir, she's in the tree.
Actually, sir, she's in the tree. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Actually, that's it. We're done.
Actually, that's it. We're done. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Actually, we never even left the hotel room.
Actually, we never even left the hotel room. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Actually, young lady, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Adnan, Bryce, Harvey, the rest of you,
Adnan, Bryce, Harvey, the rest of you, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Adriana can play the town doctor.
Adriana can play the town doctor. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
After a year in government,
After a year in government, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
After buying a hammer at the general store.
After buying a hammer at the general store. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
After her sister Landline was born.
After her sister Landline was born. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
After I answer this call from my doctor.
After I answer this call from my doctor. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
After the $90 million bucks fell into his narrow, bony lap.
After the $90 million bucks fell into his narrow, bony lap. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
After you get out of a failed COVID relationship
After you get out of a failed COVID relationship from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
After you slipped on the Peloton.
After you slipped on the Peloton. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Against the administration that you work for.
Against the administration that you work for. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Against you based on astrological sign.
Against you based on astrological sign. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Ah, chlamydia's not so bad.
Ah, chlamydia's not so bad. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Ah, Gilbert's birthday. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Ah, I don't really see a we texting here.
Ah, I don't really see a we texting here. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Ah, this guy is wearing an MIT sweatshirt
Ah, this guy is wearing an MIT sweatshirt from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Ah, yeah. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Ah! Go off, king. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Ah! Go! from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Ah. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Ah. [chuckles] Come here, you old fat ass.
Ah. [chuckles] Come here, you old fat ass. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Ah. [groaning] from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Ain't nothing but a moon thang!
Ain't nothing but a moon thang! from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Airlines put me on a list, right, and you know what?
Airlines put me on a list, right, and you know what? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Alexa, call Jaden. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Alexa, play my old timey saloon playlist.
Alexa, play my old timey saloon playlist. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Alexa, turn off the living room lights!
Alexa, turn off the living room lights! from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Alexa, turn on the living room lights!
Alexa, turn on the living room lights! from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
All I do is work. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
All night long. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
All right, a solution is in the works.
All right, a solution is in the works. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
All right, all right. What are we supposed to do now?
All right, all right. What are we supposed to do now? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
All right, boil that down to a three page memo
All right, boil that down to a three page memo from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
All right, don't look at her.
All right, don't look at her. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
All right, I see there's a government office
All right, I see there's a government office from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
All right, is there lunch is at?
All right, is there lunch is at? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
All right, let's take my car, shall we?
All right, let's take my car, shall we? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
All right, look, I want you two to team up.
All right, look, I want you two to team up. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
All right, my Scorpio king,
All right, my Scorpio king, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
All right, now I wanna thank our corporate partners
All right, now I wanna thank our corporate partners from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
All right, team. All hands on deck.
All right, team. All hands on deck. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
All right. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
All right. Any questions out there?
All right. Any questions out there? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
All righty then! from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
All the crap that she did.
All the crap that she did. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
All the shrimp? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
All these women keep asking me to tell them what street
All these women keep asking me to tell them what street from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
All this texting instead of meeting in person.
All this texting instead of meeting in person. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
All those ideas are mine.
All those ideas are mine. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
All while making a certain high school science teacher
All while making a certain high school science teacher from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
All you do is work. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
All you need is a Leatherman Rebar
All you need is a Leatherman Rebar from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
All you need is a letter purse
All you need is a letter purse from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Allow me. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Almost as much as they hate Slerv,
Almost as much as they hate Slerv, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Almost makes me want to hear your other 28 pitches.
Almost makes me want to hear your other 28 pitches. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Already in the vent, sir.
Already in the vent, sir. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Already livestreaming it.
Already livestreaming it. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Also don't get mad at me,
Also don't get mad at me, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Also tell Arpi if she's looking
Also tell Arpi if she's looking from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Also, "Come Into My Bathroom"
Also, "Come Into My Bathroom" from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Also, and this is admittedly low on the list,
Also, and this is admittedly low on the list, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Also, he seems to be looking at his arm for some reason.
Also, he seems to be looking at his arm for some reason. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Also, I think this CryoPartment
Also, I think this CryoPartment from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Also, she stays acting like she can't pronounce my name.
Also, she stays acting like she can't pronounce my name. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Also, tell her I'll be keeping her security deposit
Also, tell her I'll be keeping her security deposit from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Although I did just order a cape from ASOS.
Although I did just order a cape from ASOS. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Am I gonna be executed? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Am I playing this like I really am the mayor,
Am I playing this like I really am the mayor, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Am I right, ladies? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Am I right? Yeah. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Am I saying that correctly?
Am I saying that correctly? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Am I? Guess we'll never know.
Am I? Guess we'll never know. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Amazeballs... from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Amazing news. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
America Ferrera told me to settle down
America Ferrera told me to settle down from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Americans overvalue happiness.
Americans overvalue happiness. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
An absolute ten. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
An apartment neither of us could afford on our own,
An apartment neither of us could afford on our own, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
An Arby's Brisket Bacon Beef 'n Cheddar.
An Arby's Brisket Bacon Beef 'n Cheddar. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
An emotional affair with a convenience store clerk?
An emotional affair with a convenience store clerk? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
An unfinished high rise from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And [gags] from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And and I and I get that now.
And and I and I get that now. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And "Big Brother" said my application was too sad.
And "Big Brother" said my application was too sad. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And a chunk of olive wood.
And a chunk of olive wood. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And a fire in her belly. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And a housing shortage. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And a month is, what, like, 30 days?
And a month is, what, like, 30 days? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And a new thing I just thought of,
And a new thing I just thought of, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And a regressive tax on the poor
And a regressive tax on the poor from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And a special sticker. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And a voice memo? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And accidentally gave the bird.
And accidentally gave the bird. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And Adriana? Okay. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And after hour schmoozing
And after hour schmoozing from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And an unfinished 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzle.
And an unfinished 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzle. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And Arpi is my Gru. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And as long as I look like this...
And as long as I look like this... from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And at first, you're like, "No way," but then you're like,
And at first, you're like, "No way," but then you're like, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And bond over how unreasonable your mom was being.
And bond over how unreasonable your mom was being. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And both prices are too steep, okay? I'm not made of kisses.
And both prices are too steep, okay? I'm not made of kisses. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And building a social life unrelated to dating.
And building a social life unrelated to dating. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And California penal code number 529
And California penal code number 529 from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And calling everybody "dog breath,"
And calling everybody "dog breath," from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And career wise, I'm having a moment.
And career wise, I'm having a moment. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And celebrities who haven't had their veneers attached yet
And celebrities who haven't had their veneers attached yet from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And clear everybody out by 5:00 AM for "Best Butt Ever"?
And clear everybody out by 5:00 AM for "Best Butt Ever"? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And deprive Cecilia from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And do the words "high" and "fast"
And do the words "high" and "fast" from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And does stuff, you know?
And does stuff, you know? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And doing bottle service at a yakuza owned night club.
And doing bottle service at a yakuza owned night club. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And don't forget, Andrea,
And don't forget, Andrea, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And every restaurant has to have a concept.
And every restaurant has to have a concept. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And everyone would just think
And everyone would just think from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And everyone's just psyched to see me.
And everyone's just psyched to see me. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And finally, Orly Bremer is on the Honor Roll,
And finally, Orly Bremer is on the Honor Roll, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And for a second, I was like, "This old man could get it."
And for a second, I was like, "This old man could get it." from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And get me my job back. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And get some brown dogs. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And getting way too into birding?
And getting way too into birding? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And hand over that permit, please.
And hand over that permit, please. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And handle your daughter wow, hearing it, sir.
And handle your daughter wow, hearing it, sir. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And have me click on all the stop signs.
And have me click on all the stop signs. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And he calls pants "trousers," and what are "dungarees"?
And he calls pants "trousers," and what are "dungarees"? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And he is not part of the game.
And he is not part of the game. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And he moved in with his ex after only three months.
And he moved in with his ex after only three months. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And he said, "In a mirror, unless I've become a vampire."
And he said, "In a mirror, unless I've become a vampire." from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And he's gonna be like, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And he's gonna be so mad!
And he's gonna be so mad! from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And he's really bad at it!
And he's really bad at it! from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And heading for Canada because of Vietnam.
And heading for Canada because of Vietnam. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And here at work, there's a new baby.
And here at work, there's a new baby. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And his lovely wife, Colette.
And his lovely wife, Colette. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And his other hand in the collection plate.
And his other hand in the collection plate. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And how all other generations are the worst.
And how all other generations are the worst. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And how exactly do I do it?
And how exactly do I do it? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And how great the weather has been.
And how great the weather has been. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And how I operate, it's from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I am gonna go. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I believe I'm getting drunk tonight.
And I believe I'm getting drunk tonight. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I can't wait. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I could tell, inside, he was kind of like...
And I could tell, inside, he was kind of like... from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I could, um... from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I didn't just change my mind.
And I didn't just change my mind. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I didn't see it from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I don't hear you this time either, Jayden.
And I don't hear you this time either, Jayden. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I don't know what you said to Sanchez Gomez.
And I don't know what you said to Sanchez Gomez. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I don't really want to bring someone into that mess.
And I don't really want to bring someone into that mess. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I don't think it's gonna work if you're there.
And I don't think it's gonna work if you're there. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I don't want any special treatment.
And I don't want any special treatment. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I get kind of quiet, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I get to feed your lizard whenever I want to.
And I get to feed your lizard whenever I want to. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I got accepted into a prestigious intern program.
And I got accepted into a prestigious intern program. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I got my nails, uh, did.
And I got my nails, uh, did. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I guess he had some fun at my expense
And I guess he had some fun at my expense from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I have not had a single sex scandal,
And I have not had a single sex scandal, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I haven't even mentioned
And I haven't even mentioned from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I heckled a hypnotist
And I heckled a hypnotist from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I hit it big on scratchers.
And I hit it big on scratchers. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I just want to assure you that I don't want your job.
And I just want to assure you that I don't want your job. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I just want to clarify something for you all.
And I just want to clarify something for you all. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I know that like this bus lane
And I know that like this bus lane from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I like having fun. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I look forward to working with you as well.
And I look forward to working with you as well. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I love being told what to do.
And I love being told what to do. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I love not knowing how to feel about that.
And I love not knowing how to feel about that. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I made it possible for coyotes to have sex
And I made it possible for coyotes to have sex from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I might not have a quick fix for that.
And I might not have a quick fix for that. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I need him to sign a permission slip
And I need him to sign a permission slip from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I need the I Team to help me with that.
And I need the I Team to help me with that. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I need to show the mayor some pants I bought.
And I need to show the mayor some pants I bought. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I need you to tell yourself to move out.
And I need you to tell yourself to move out. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I promise a free payphone on every street corner,
And I promise a free payphone on every street corner, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I realized the truth you ruined me.
And I realized the truth you ruined me. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I think that they might in fact be a mess.
And I think that they might in fact be a mess. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I trended briefly as "Lady Farquaad."
And I trended briefly as "Lady Farquaad." from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I want to set up a cultural exchange
And I want to set up a cultural exchange from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I want you to be my campaign manager.
And I want you to be my campaign manager. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I was just trying to do something special
And I was just trying to do something special from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I will prove you wrong.
And I will prove you wrong. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I woke up eating it from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I would tell Natalie, "I'll talk to her."
And I would tell Natalie, "I'll talk to her." from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I'll be here all day from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I'll be the Space Mayor.
And I'll be the Space Mayor. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I'll look it over, okay?
And I'll look it over, okay? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I'm a man of few words.
And I'm a man of few words. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I'm done talking about Titi B.
And I'm done talking about Titi B. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I'm gonna eat all the food before it melts!
And I'm gonna eat all the food before it melts! from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I'm gonna get Detectives Benson and Stabler
And I'm gonna get Detectives Benson and Stabler from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I'm gonna prove it. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I'm gonna read every one
And I'm gonna read every one from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I'm guessing you already know how we should spend it.
And I'm guessing you already know how we should spend it. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I'm just looking to restore
And I'm just looking to restore from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I'm like, "When do you think he died?"
And I'm like, "When do you think he died?" from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I'm not a Grampy. I'm a daddy.
And I'm not a Grampy. I'm a daddy. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I'm not looking for anything serious right now,
And I'm not looking for anything serious right now, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I'm pretty addicted from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I'm scared of disappointing you"?
And I'm scared of disappointing you"? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I'm sorry for leaking those photos of you
And I'm sorry for leaking those photos of you from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I'm still like, "Where's the Italian wedding?"
And I'm still like, "Where's the Italian wedding?" from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I'm trying to break old habits.
And I'm trying to break old habits. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I'm working on ending the practice
And I'm working on ending the practice from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I'm worried that my older work children
And I'm worried that my older work children from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I've already saved a video of you
And I've already saved a video of you from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And I've got to have that reflective safety vest.
And I've got to have that reflective safety vest. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And if Angelica Masters asks
And if Angelica Masters asks from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And if I don't love to do it,
And if I don't love to do it, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And if so, how? She's not real, Mr. Mayor.
And if so, how? She's not real, Mr. Mayor. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And if we can do that, we might have a shot
And if we can do that, we might have a shot from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And if you left and let her finish it,
And if you left and let her finish it, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And if you'd like, I can bring you to one of our new shelters.
And if you'd like, I can bring you to one of our new shelters. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And if you're looking to buy some,
And if you're looking to buy some, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And in the interest of inclusion, partici skirts.
And in the interest of inclusion, partici skirts. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And Inspire owns Arby's. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And is openly cuckolding Enos
And is openly cuckolding Enos from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And it could have been any of us decent townsfolk.
And it could have been any of us decent townsfolk. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And it goes through a ring and then
And it goes through a ring and then from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And it got bitten off by a dog.
And it got bitten off by a dog. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And it is very much a tuna melt.
And it is very much a tuna melt. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And it shows our commitment to new ideas.
And it shows our commitment to new ideas. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And it was gonna be a good one, too.
And it was gonna be a good one, too. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And it's all eco friendly.
And it's all eco friendly. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And it's because of this thing.
And it's because of this thing. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And it's five minutes away. You have a chance
And it's five minutes away. You have a chance from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And it's giving me coke flashbacks to the '80s.
And it's giving me coke flashbacks to the '80s. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And it's hard to get rid of Patti Heaton vibes.
And it's hard to get rid of Patti Heaton vibes. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And it's nice to be reminded that it could be worse.
And it's nice to be reminded that it could be worse. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And it's time for a new master.
And it's time for a new master. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And Jayden got so worked up he threw up as Go Gurt.
And Jayden got so worked up he threw up as Go Gurt. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And Jayden has joined the ranks of our city's working unhoused.
And Jayden has joined the ranks of our city's working unhoused. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And Jayden is pretty afraid of haircuts.
And Jayden is pretty afraid of haircuts. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And just like that, it's a three way race.
And just like that, it's a three way race. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And just throw you under the bus.
And just throw you under the bus. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And just to be clear, I don't need that kind of validation
And just to be clear, I don't need that kind of validation from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And LA is coco slammin'. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And last night was not at all about me.
And last night was not at all about me. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And leading the charge is Jayden Kwapis.
And leading the charge is Jayden Kwapis. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And let me know if you need to take any pictures of me
And let me know if you need to take any pictures of me from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And listening to the London cast recording of "Les Mis,"
And listening to the London cast recording of "Les Mis," from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And maybe don't have a blue tongue this afternoon.
And maybe don't have a blue tongue this afternoon. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And maybe free Arby's. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And maybe you and I could," and then I got cut off.
And maybe you and I could," and then I got cut off. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And Mayor Bremer is my Gru,
And Mayor Bremer is my Gru, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And move up the food chain until even your farmers market
And move up the food chain until even your farmers market from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And my father was just in a car accident. I need this.
And my father was just in a car accident. I need this. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And my go to karaoke channel.
And my go to karaoke channel. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And my lawyer just told me you're like the mayor?
And my lawyer just told me you're like the mayor? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And my platform has not changed.
And my platform has not changed. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And Neil Bremer doesn't lose fights,
And Neil Bremer doesn't lose fights, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And Neil Flynn is a treasure.
And Neil Flynn is a treasure. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And neither should you, Los Angeles.
And neither should you, Los Angeles. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And never looked back. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And not be that guy who said, "I can't,"
And not be that guy who said, "I can't," from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And not because we couldn't get the E.
And not because we couldn't get the E. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And not counting babies, the elderly, methheads,
And not counting babies, the elderly, methheads, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And not even a person with 20 pens would waste ink on you.
And not even a person with 20 pens would waste ink on you. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And not everything that can be measured matters.
And not everything that can be measured matters. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And now I get to meet the mayor!
And now I get to meet the mayor! from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And now I'm going back to school.
And now I'm going back to school. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And now I've got six. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And now it says "Day Care"?
And now it says "Day Care"? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And now it's my turn. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And now she wants to do real work.
And now she wants to do real work. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And now who's psyched for the real reason,
And now who's psyched for the real reason, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And now, we're gonna feed them to the robot.
And now, we're gonna feed them to the robot. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And obviously you're gonna be fine.
And obviously you're gonna be fine. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And of course not. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And people will stop watching porn at McDonald's!
And people will stop watching porn at McDonald's! from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And plays JV field hockey.
And plays JV field hockey. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And potential volunteers from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And push my broadband bill.
And push my broadband bill. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And ranting about how there are too many TV channels now.
And ranting about how there are too many TV channels now. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And reconnected after my divorce.
And reconnected after my divorce. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And research. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And see how this shakes out.
And see how this shakes out. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And see what the real world was like.
And see what the real world was like. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And set a course for Planet Orgasmo
And set a course for Planet Orgasmo from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And share things with them."
And share things with them." from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And she did it at Christmas. [audience jeering]
And she did it at Christmas. [audience jeering] from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And she has every right to meet someone.
And she has every right to meet someone. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And she wants to apologize in person.
And she wants to apologize in person. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And she's much happier now.
And she's much happier now. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And she's the mayor's daughter.
And she's the mayor's daughter. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And since the other case on my desk is a guy
And since the other case on my desk is a guy from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And six hundred million possums that live in Los Angeles.
And six hundred million possums that live in Los Angeles. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And slam my door, and then feel bad about it all night.
And slam my door, and then feel bad about it all night. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And someday you will. Hand it over.
And someday you will. Hand it over. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And someone has to let Angelica Masters know.
And someone has to let Angelica Masters know. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And something very important to tell you.
And something very important to tell you. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And Split, Croatia? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And start handing out fact based smackdowns,
And start handing out fact based smackdowns, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And Takasugi will take us at 9:00.
And Takasugi will take us at 9:00. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And take care of all these birds.
And take care of all these birds. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And technically your Bel Air yard
And technically your Bel Air yard from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And tell us how to do our jobs.
And tell us how to do our jobs. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And tell us how to innovate.
And tell us how to innovate. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And tell y'all don't open the closet.
And tell y'all don't open the closet. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And thanks to him, I made negative $10,000 last year.
And thanks to him, I made negative $10,000 last year. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And thanks to you, I'm the Kool Aid Man.
And thanks to you, I'm the Kool Aid Man. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And that boy just has to fill the silence.
And that boy just has to fill the silence. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And that is when I realized
And that is when I realized from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And that the name from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And that thing before where I told you to leave?
And that thing before where I told you to leave? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And that's a wrap from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And that's your pitch for the City of Los Angeles?
And that's your pitch for the City of Los Angeles? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And the Buzzfeed quiz I'm most like is
And the Buzzfeed quiz I'm most like is from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And the city's homeless count was a mess
And the city's homeless count was a mess from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And the curfew so early, it's dehumanizing.
And the curfew so early, it's dehumanizing. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And the dryers do not work.
And the dryers do not work. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And the first one's gonna be built in Los Angeles
And the first one's gonna be built in Los Angeles from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And the governor is signing an anti offshore drilling bill.
And the governor is signing an anti offshore drilling bill. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And the guys at Cars of Stars Rentals
And the guys at Cars of Stars Rentals from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And the hashtag "spaghetti guy" is trending.
And the hashtag "spaghetti guy" is trending. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And the last time we had a budget surplus
And the last time we had a budget surplus from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And the mayor from Makati, she started to FaceTime her dog
And the mayor from Makati, she started to FaceTime her dog from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And the only reason why it's there
And the only reason why it's there from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And their website is black text on a blue screen, okay?
And their website is black text on a blue screen, okay? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And then a truck full of tacos just appeared.
And then a truck full of tacos just appeared. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And then accidentally pasted it there.
And then accidentally pasted it there. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And then anyone can run against you.
And then anyone can run against you. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And then book me on all the morning shows.
And then book me on all the morning shows. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And then call her a bitch,
And then call her a bitch, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And then compliment them like it's their idea.
And then compliment them like it's their idea. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And then he laughed like he made a joke,
And then he laughed like he made a joke, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And then he said, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And then he'll be in a bad mood.
And then he'll be in a bad mood. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And then he'll have to go live with crows.
And then he'll have to go live with crows. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And then I fight these Karens to the death for it.
And then I fight these Karens to the death for it. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And then I show up super late
And then I show up super late from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And then if somebody else wanted to use the phone,
And then if somebody else wanted to use the phone, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And then in the afternoon, we're gonna set up
And then in the afternoon, we're gonna set up from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And then James just invites himself.
And then James just invites himself. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And then just, like, bailed.
And then just, like, bailed. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And then say "Good job." from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And then she died. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And then talk turkey? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And then tell me how you did it afterwards?
And then tell me how you did it afterwards? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And then they'd go away, and I never fix the AC.
And then they'd go away, and I never fix the AC. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And then they've got you.
And then they've got you. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And then very, very sleepy and sad.
And then very, very sleepy and sad. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And then you snap. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And there are very specific formatting requirements
And there are very specific formatting requirements from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And there's no wall on earth
And there's no wall on earth from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And these B school Scott Disicks,
And these B school Scott Disicks, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And they already booked it for today
And they already booked it for today from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And they can send me anywhere.
And they can send me anywhere. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And they got to know their one brother.
And they got to know their one brother. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And they had to move to Las Vegas.
And they had to move to Las Vegas. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And they know how to make things disappear.
And they know how to make things disappear. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And they will not take that away from me again.
And they will not take that away from me again. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And this "pilot program,"
And this "pilot program," from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And this guy, what a tour guide.
And this guy, what a tour guide. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And this is more of a go straight car.
And this is more of a go straight car. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And this is not a paid ad.
And this is not a paid ad. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And this is the I Team. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And threw me away from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And throws dollars at your mom.
And throws dollars at your mom. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And to let you know that we're gonna get
And to let you know that we're gonna get from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And today we now have completed
And today we now have completed from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And Tommy can roll his eyes all that he wants...
And Tommy can roll his eyes all that he wants... from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And tomorrow, but you owe me.
And tomorrow, but you owe me. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And touching his wound? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And try to find out why he went from lips
And try to find out why he went from lips from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And until you've reviewed every Kinder Surprise,
And until you've reviewed every Kinder Surprise, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And was nominated for a Pulitzer
And was nominated for a Pulitzer from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And watch that guy eat yogurt with only his tongue.
And watch that guy eat yogurt with only his tongue. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And we can't wait to get it off the ground.
And we can't wait to get it off the ground. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And we got interrupted. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And we will have successfully earmarked monies
And we will have successfully earmarked monies from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And we're so excited to get started.
And we're so excited to get started. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And we're the dopes! [laughs]
And we're the dopes! [laughs] from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And we've got permits from the mayor's office.
And we've got permits from the mayor's office. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And what am I supposed to do with that?
And what am I supposed to do with that? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And what are we, chopped liver?
And what are we, chopped liver? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And what you have labeled as an organic algae garden
And what you have labeled as an organic algae garden from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And what, the rest of my staff's
And what, the rest of my staff's from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And when I didn't hear from you, I followed my gut.
And when I didn't hear from you, I followed my gut. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And when I get back, I will be a little drunk
And when I get back, I will be a little drunk from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And when I return to office,
And when I return to office, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And when I was your age, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And when I woke up, the only people still logged in
And when I woke up, the only people still logged in from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And where did Jayden go? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And why wouldn't they let me stand with them?
And why wouldn't they let me stand with them? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And will that be interactive?
And will that be interactive? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And would have appreciated a "Why not?"
And would have appreciated a "Why not?" from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And wrinkly. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And you "absotudely" don't deserve it.
And you "absotudely" don't deserve it. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And you can't get out? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And you can't worry if people judge your decisions,
And you can't worry if people judge your decisions, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And you didn't tell me that my security codename
And you didn't tell me that my security codename from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And you didn't text me back.
And you didn't text me back. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And you don't know how else to connect.
And you don't know how else to connect. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And you guys... from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And you have to move on to your next assignment.
And you have to move on to your next assignment. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And you know, both of my grandfathers died, I think.
And you know, both of my grandfathers died, I think. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And you let Jayden stay. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And you look like Cookie Monster used to use a toilet.
And you look like Cookie Monster used to use a toilet. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And you need... from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And you now have a page on celebrityankles.net.
And you now have a page on celebrityankles.net. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And you promised your children.
And you promised your children. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And you put a bumper sticker on a lease?
And you put a bumper sticker on a lease? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And you sent her a red heart?
And you sent her a red heart? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And you two, of course, are adult stable boy Enos Craven
And you two, of course, are adult stable boy Enos Craven from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And you want a job. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And you, me, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And you're afraid to tell me.
And you're afraid to tell me. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And you're, like, the perfect villain
And you're, like, the perfect villain from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And your fake personality you've built
And your fake personality you've built from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And your friends didn't tag you in any of their photos.
And your friends didn't tag you in any of their photos. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And your mom's like, "It's okay.
And your mom's like, "It's okay. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And your party is the least sexual thing
And your party is the least sexual thing from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And zero NFL teams in this great city!
And zero NFL teams in this great city! from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And, as you saw, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And, believe me, I could have. Hmm.
And, believe me, I could have. Hmm. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And, frankly, unlike most I Team ideas,
And, frankly, unlike most I Team ideas, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
And, um... [exhales] from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Andrea, this heat wave is putting a lot of stress
Andrea, this heat wave is putting a lot of stress from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Angelenos are thought to be kooks
Angelenos are thought to be kooks from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Angelenos covered in oil? Duck that.
Angelenos covered in oil? Duck that. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Angelica's on a trampage.
Angelica's on a trampage. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Any City Hall employee can come pitch me
Any City Hall employee can come pitch me from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Any idea if the mayor will be gracing us
Any idea if the mayor will be gracing us from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Any special assignments today?
Any special assignments today? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Anyone can make a soap dish.
Anyone can make a soap dish. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Anything about cell towers being down?
Anything about cell towers being down? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Anything can happen. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Anything the I Team can do, I can do better.
Anything the I Team can do, I can do better. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Anyway, do your part. Stay cool, L. A.
Anyway, do your part. Stay cool, L. A. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Anyway, just [cell phone buzzes]
Anyway, just [cell phone buzzes] from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Anyway, look, the youngsters are telling me
Anyway, look, the youngsters are telling me from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Anyway, people tend to get a little sleepy
Anyway, people tend to get a little sleepy from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Anyway, the headline is: I took care of it.
Anyway, the headline is: I took care of it. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Apparently there's a problem with the cooling center.
Apparently there's a problem with the cooling center. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Are all recycled from that dump that's all Furbys from 1998.
Are all recycled from that dump that's all Furbys from 1998. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Are all stuck at home with Oscar fever.
Are all stuck at home with Oscar fever. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Are Cookie Monster memorials,
Are Cookie Monster memorials, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Are cool and mean. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Are feeling ignored. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Are from [sighs] from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Are gonna be friends with benefits
Are gonna be friends with benefits from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Are in San Bernardino today.
Are in San Bernardino today. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Are my three favorite words.
Are my three favorite words. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Are off schedule for a reason, Arpi.
Are off schedule for a reason, Arpi. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Are those LEDs? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Are we at Burger King, folks?
Are we at Burger King, folks? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Are we just naming people and places, Tommy?
Are we just naming people and places, Tommy? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Are you an older adult who thinks he or she
Are you an older adult who thinks he or she from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Are you at least being smart about this?
Are you at least being smart about this? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Are you aware of how much the city still spends
Are you aware of how much the city still spends from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Are you aware you made Titi B. cry the same month
Are you aware you made Titi B. cry the same month from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Are you boycotting Titi B.'s shapewear line?
Are you boycotting Titi B.'s shapewear line? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Are you eating Valerie's birthday cake?
Are you eating Valerie's birthday cake? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Are you evading your observer too?
Are you evading your observer too? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Are you happy? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Are you okay? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Are you ready? We're kind of already late.
Are you ready? We're kind of already late. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Are you stupid? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Are you sure, sir? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Are you sure? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Are you talking about the I Team?
Are you talking about the I Team? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Are you telling me that you would like
Are you telling me that you would like from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Around here, I know the other people and the store owners.
Around here, I know the other people and the store owners. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Around the mayor. They're saying that
Around the mayor. They're saying that from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Arpi and Jayden, you handle radio columns.
Arpi and Jayden, you handle radio columns. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Arpi got me my permit. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Arpi shops at GapKids, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Arpi, a word, please. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Arpi, Arpi! Hey, don't ignore me!
Arpi, Arpi! Hey, don't ignore me! from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Arpi, care to give it a try?
Arpi, care to give it a try? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Arpi, do you not see the opportunity here?
Arpi, do you not see the opportunity here? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Arpi, have you talked to Salvatore today?
Arpi, have you talked to Salvatore today? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Arpi, I am sure that my fellow Angelenos
Arpi, I am sure that my fellow Angelenos from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Arpi, I want you to know that I am fully committed to this.
Arpi, I want you to know that I am fully committed to this. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Arpi, I'm the mayor. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Arpi, I've been here for four hours.
Arpi, I've been here for four hours. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Arpi, if I know how to do anything,
Arpi, if I know how to do anything, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Arpi, in my world, this is a sign of respect.
Arpi, in my world, this is a sign of respect. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Arpi, it's getting dark. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Arpi, just a reminder, the mayor wants everyone
Arpi, just a reminder, the mayor wants everyone from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Arpi, move fast and break things.
Arpi, move fast and break things. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Arpi, there's a Salvatore for you on line one.
Arpi, there's a Salvatore for you on line one. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Arpi, this is a private club. We can't discuss work here
Arpi, this is a private club. We can't discuss work here from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Arpi, thought a lot about what you said.
Arpi, thought a lot about what you said. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Arpi, you are the establishment.
Arpi, you are the establishment. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Arpi? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Arpi? Arpi, the I Team is trying to claim
Arpi? Arpi, the I Team is trying to claim from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Arpi's dysentery initiative.
Arpi's dysentery initiative. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Arrests for civil disobedience,
Arrests for civil disobedience, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
As a medical doctor, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
As a woman, if I'm fun and laid back,
As a woman, if I'm fun and laid back, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
As an official representative of the City of Los Angeles.
As an official representative of the City of Los Angeles. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
As bad as when they brought Digimon
As bad as when they brought Digimon from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
As Big Butch Betty Bodean.
As Big Butch Betty Bodean. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
As much as I love that, I probably
As much as I love that, I probably from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
As soon as Tony Shalhoub finishes the Q&A.
As soon as Tony Shalhoub finishes the Q&A. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
As soon as we can get it voted on, the mayor will sign it,
As soon as we can get it voted on, the mayor will sign it, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
As special, but okay, I will block off the afternoon
As special, but okay, I will block off the afternoon from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
As team Yasmine Ciobanu. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
As the only boy in a tap show.
As the only boy in a tap show. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
As you can see, there's some historical parking spots
As you can see, there's some historical parking spots from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
As you know, I've taken on the oil industry.
As you know, I've taken on the oil industry. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
As you know, my mother was a dancer at Deja Boob.
As you know, my mother was a dancer at Deja Boob. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Asked me what to do about it.
Asked me what to do about it. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Asking them to release it on DVD,
Asking them to release it on DVD, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Ass! from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
At 16? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
At 500 less a month. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
At 6:40 a. m. tomorrow. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
At a crappy restaurant or something,
At a crappy restaurant or something, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
At a For Your Consideration event
At a For Your Consideration event from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
At a restaurant and their boyfriend's in the bathroom.
At a restaurant and their boyfriend's in the bathroom. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
At getting Maintenance to replace
At getting Maintenance to replace from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
At Impactium Consulting, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
At my apartment tonight. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
At one of the most competitive schools in Los Angeles?
At one of the most competitive schools in Los Angeles? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
At Santa Monica Community College,
At Santa Monica Community College, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
At the brochure. Oh, my God, obsessed.
At the brochure. Oh, my God, obsessed. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
At the Learning Annex. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
At the same time he was electrocuting corpses?
At the same time he was electrocuting corpses? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
At the W Hotel in Miami. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
At the Women's March. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
At this point, her only memories of Natalie
At this point, her only memories of Natalie from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Athens has dealt with smog and hosting a recent Olympics.
Athens has dealt with smog and hosting a recent Olympics. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Auckland is a leader in gun control and green tech.
Auckland is a leader in gun control and green tech. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Award key to the city from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Awesome, me too. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Back at my billboard company,
Back at my billboard company, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Back to forehead? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Bad news Shalhoub is taking questions about "Monk" now.
Bad news Shalhoub is taking questions about "Monk" now. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Ball one. What exactly did you say?
Ball one. What exactly did you say? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Banning oil drilling, ADU's for the unhoused,
Banning oil drilling, ADU's for the unhoused, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Based on astrological signs all you want but...
Based on astrological signs all you want but... from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because all the choices were trash cans, Arpi!
Because all the choices were trash cans, Arpi! from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because Aquarians hate rules!
Because Aquarians hate rules! from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because big gesture guys suck!
Because big gesture guys suck! from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because by defending your weakest team member,
Because by defending your weakest team member, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because fun is as good as on time.
Because fun is as good as on time. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because he made you too good at scratchers?
Because he made you too good at scratchers? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because her wheelchair ruined the carpet.
Because her wheelchair ruined the carpet. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because I cannot live within my means, Orly.
Because I cannot live within my means, Orly. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because I didn't want you interfering.
Because I didn't want you interfering. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because I didn't win it. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because I don't do that. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because I don't know how to do anything.
Because I don't know how to do anything. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because I have some polling data
Because I have some polling data from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because I sing in a register that can trigger seizures.
Because I sing in a register that can trigger seizures. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because I still believe from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because I still think, more than ever,
Because I still think, more than ever, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because I want these morons to like me!
Because I want these morons to like me! from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because I will be all up in that club,
Because I will be all up in that club, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because I'm getting a trophy today
Because I'm getting a trophy today from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because I'm not gonna tell you what it is.
Because I'm not gonna tell you what it is. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because I've already committed the funds.
Because I've already committed the funds. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because I've been chewing garlic cloves
Because I've been chewing garlic cloves from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because if there's anything I've learned
Because if there's anything I've learned from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because it's the only thing keeping him from killing us.
Because it's the only thing keeping him from killing us. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because James rejected you.
Because James rejected you. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because L. A. is a boy. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because my emotions are most of who I am.
Because my emotions are most of who I am. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because my father told you to!
Because my father told you to! from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because nothing happened.
Because nothing happened. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because of my toothache. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because of the moon. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because Paige is still living with you,
Because Paige is still living with you, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because people walk all over me.
Because people walk all over me. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because the city won't admit how bad the problem even is.
Because the city won't admit how bad the problem even is. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because the Fair Housing Act of 1968 says
Because the Fair Housing Act of 1968 says from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because then we can all share ideas.
Because then we can all share ideas. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because they definitely suggest
Because they definitely suggest from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because they're not in your shoes.
Because they're not in your shoes. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because this is monologue energy.
Because this is monologue energy. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because we're on a golf course.
Because we're on a golf course. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because you are all very special to me.
Because you are all very special to me. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because you can't do that at the office.
Because you can't do that at the office. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because you can't do this.
Because you can't do this. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because you have your own movie.
Because you have your own movie. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because you know what I know.
Because you know what I know. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because your face is fun to throw trash at, of course!
Because your face is fun to throw trash at, of course! from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because your work is my purview.
Because your work is my purview. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because, you know, you have to be subtle with these things.
Because, you know, you have to be subtle with these things. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Because... from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Bee do, bee do, bee do! from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Before customers get upset.
Before customers get upset. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Before I became a realtor, I did do a bit of acting.
Before I became a realtor, I did do a bit of acting. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Before she died, she laid it all out.
Before she died, she laid it all out. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Before that, I worked to put myself through Georgetown
Before that, I worked to put myself through Georgetown from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Before the deadline. Come on, you kidding me?
Before the deadline. Come on, you kidding me? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Before this, I was doing social media for the RNC.
Before this, I was doing social media for the RNC. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Before we roll out the pilot program.
Before we roll out the pilot program. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Before you came to the moon, astronaut.
Before you came to the moon, astronaut. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Ben Williams is nationally ranked
Ben Williams is nationally ranked from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Ben's father worked nights,
Ben's father worked nights, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Better send those that could be me.
Better send those that could be me. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Between the ages of 18 and 25.
Between the ages of 18 and 25. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Beyonce's dropping some new Ivy Park today.
Beyonce's dropping some new Ivy Park today. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Billie Eilish's veterinarian.
Billie Eilish's veterinarian. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Boom! from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Boomers don't have a year to waste.
Boomers don't have a year to waste. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Boring. Change the channel.
Boring. Change the channel. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Both: Corpses can't talk!
Both: Corpses can't talk! from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Both: Please? Okay. All right.
Both: Please? Okay. All right. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Both: The hive is always listening.
Both: The hive is always listening. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Bouncing on the balls of your feet,
Bouncing on the balls of your feet, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Boxer briefs. Butter pecan. Simba.
Boxer briefs. Butter pecan. Simba. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Boy, capitalism so unfair.
Boy, capitalism so unfair. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Boy, I don't know how you do your day job
Boy, I don't know how you do your day job from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Boy, that that is something.
Boy, that that is something. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Boy, you know, that mayor looks a lot like the guy
Boy, you know, that mayor looks a lot like the guy from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Breathing in, stopping to notice
Breathing in, stopping to notice from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Brett and I are old friends.
Brett and I are old friends. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Brett, do you mind if I have a moment alone with Neil?
Brett, do you mind if I have a moment alone with Neil? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Brisket Bacon Beef 'n Cheddar sales are up 1200%.
Brisket Bacon Beef 'n Cheddar sales are up 1200%. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Broom five! from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Brown nosing is not what I do best.
Brown nosing is not what I do best. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Bryce, I will be telling Tulane about this!
Bryce, I will be telling Tulane about this! from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
Bumble? More like humble. [laughs]
Bumble? More like humble. [laughs] from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But yeah. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But a bouquet of feet. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But after a hellish morning like we just had,
But after a hellish morning like we just had, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But also a little off balance
But also a little off balance from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But also a victim. And I should mention,
But also a victim. And I should mention, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But also diamonds. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But also I want to know if I'm taller than her.
But also I want to know if I'm taller than her. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But around 4:00 a. m., I was still awake,
But around 4:00 a. m., I was still awake, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But at least I'm fighting the establishment.
But at least I'm fighting the establishment. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But before that, I need to holler at you guys
But before that, I need to holler at you guys from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But believe me, we are going to stop this recall petition.
But believe me, we are going to stop this recall petition. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But by the time we were willing to admit that, we had a dog,
But by the time we were willing to admit that, we had a dog, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But can I have a follow up ask, "Why not?"
But can I have a follow up ask, "Why not?" from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But can we drive there separately?
But can we drive there separately? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But Carmine Italiano from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But don't bother. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But eventually they want more than just cuddling
But eventually they want more than just cuddling from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But evidently, that company just sells dog toys now.
But evidently, that company just sells dog toys now. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But flirting online is just so different.
But flirting online is just so different. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But for once, let's throw some wadded up cash at a good cause.
But for once, let's throw some wadded up cash at a good cause. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But he just got invited to play at the Olympics,
But he just got invited to play at the Olympics, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But he knows you're not looking to get married.
But he knows you're not looking to get married. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But he's making career decisions because of me?
But he's making career decisions because of me? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But how exactly were they trending?
But how exactly were they trending? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I am a student of Nixon.
But I am a student of Nixon. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I am not petty. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I bet they don't call enough, do they?
But I bet they don't call enough, do they? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I can do this, right?
But I can do this, right? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I can't get out of the small talk stage.
But I can't get out of the small talk stage. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I can't. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I couldn't help but notice you have two more
But I couldn't help but notice you have two more from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I did get to meet a motorcycle police lady.
But I did get to meet a motorcycle police lady. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I did not have enough context to get it.
But I did not have enough context to get it. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I do have to get through the rest of these intros
But I do have to get through the rest of these intros from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I have a move up my sleeve
But I have a move up my sleeve from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I have enjoyed this reasonably priced dance
But I have enjoyed this reasonably priced dance from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I just don't know what's normal anymore.
But I just don't know what's normal anymore. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I just heard Mayor Boomer thinks
But I just heard Mayor Boomer thinks from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I just wanna make sure you're okay.
But I just wanna make sure you're okay. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I just watched a long video about
But I just watched a long video about from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I keep a monitor lizard in the courtyard.
But I keep a monitor lizard in the courtyard. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I know there's a complainulate.org petition
But I know there's a complainulate.org petition from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I like guys from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I lip sync the whole opening of
But I lip sync the whole opening of from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I once saw a Mothman from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I only got, like, 3/4 of the way through
But I only got, like, 3/4 of the way through from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I saw your phone and you're on dating apps
But I saw your phone and you're on dating apps from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I think if we're going to be persistent about it,
But I think if we're going to be persistent about it, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I think we should make time for her.
But I think we should make time for her. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I thought you told them you wanted to stay here.
But I thought you told them you wanted to stay here. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I will take the card from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I'm going through a lot now.
But I'm going through a lot now. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I'm not a rest on my laurels guy.
But I'm not a rest on my laurels guy. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I'm not gonna let that happen.
But I'm not gonna let that happen. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I'm pretty sure that smiling
But I'm pretty sure that smiling from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I've decided to play the role of "cool auntie,"
But I've decided to play the role of "cool auntie," from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I've gotten a handle on it through daily meditation.
But I've gotten a handle on it through daily meditation. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But I've never been this close to glory.
But I've never been this close to glory. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But if it's all you say, the person you're talking to
But if it's all you say, the person you're talking to from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But if you didn't want to stay, why did you let me take you?
But if you didn't want to stay, why did you let me take you? from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But if you want me to get nail art of your face,
But if you want me to get nail art of your face, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But in some ways, this is a bigger deal.
But in some ways, this is a bigger deal. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But it's not the message we're looking for,
But it's not the message we're looking for, from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But it's so fun for your coworkers to watch you flirt.
But it's so fun for your coworkers to watch you flirt. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But it's the first step towards real solutions.
But it's the first step towards real solutions. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But it's usually Israel. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But like, shouldn't I play Eleanor Reagan
But like, shouldn't I play Eleanor Reagan from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But Los Angeles is building a space elevator
But Los Angeles is building a space elevator from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But monies will be earmarked.
But monies will be earmarked. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But my team has been cleaning up data from the past year
But my team has been cleaning up data from the past year from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But my treas hey, I'll eat Hey, hey!
But my treas hey, I'll eat Hey, hey! from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But nevertheless, she persisted.
But nevertheless, she persisted. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But no law about being an LA weirdo.
But no law about being an LA weirdo. from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But now he's, like, following me
But now he's, like, following me from Mr. Mayor - Season 2
But now I really just want to focus
But now I really just want to focus from Mr. Mayor - Season 2