The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature Edit

A little too much splash.

A long time ago, Mr. Feng and his friends were chased out of their homes too.

A picture of a beautiful park.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! [gasping]

Aah! [grunting]

Aah! [grunts]

Aah! [whimpering]

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Get off! Get off me!

Aah! Aah! Help! Help! Help! I'm not okay! Help!

Aah! Aah! Here we go! Here we go!

Aah! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Aah! My eyes!

Aah! Whoa!

Aah! You are going to face the furry of my... Aah!

Aah! You better learn to do some tricks

About scrounging for dusty old nuts? Ha.

Actually, sir, that's not why I'm here.

Ah, got ya, you little critter.

Ah, let's face it. There's no food for us out here.

Ah. Nobody cares about these animals. [chuckles]

Ah. Stop that. We talked about this.

Ahh! My white tuxedo!

Ahh. [chuckles] Whoo hoo!

All right, all right, stop lickin' Uncle Surly.

All right, Buddy, let her rip!

All right, clear a path. Mixed nuts coming through.

All right, follow my lead.

All right, time to take down this sack of hot air.

All right, you layabouts, get moving.

All together! Right. Left. Right. Left. Right. Left.

Am I right, people? [laughing]

An eating contest?

And a high degree of difficulty.

And by vegetables, I mean ketchup.

And cotton candy here, here, here, here, here and here!

And cute.

And he hasn't left my side ever since.

And I can't very well charge children to climb trees now, can I?

And I must say I am a fan of your work.

And I think it's worth fighting for.

And I told Mole to do it.

And I was wrong all along."

And it's only a matter of time till it comes crashing down.

And kind and nice and furry."

And left a lifetime supply of food in the basement.

And look at this ride. Those are office chairs.

And no matter how many times you kick me... Ohh!

And painfully efficient.

And remember: no refunds!

And spent two weeks at the FBI.

And started exploring more peaceful pursuits.

And stay out!

And stay out!

And they're not working together.

And think, "I should work hard too."

And this fuzzy little body.

And this is what they mean when they say,

And vowed to transform from cute and peaceful

And we've got the place to ourselves.

And what do you expect me to do?

And without further ado, let the ground breaking begin.

Andie, come back. Come on, what's with you?

Andie, turn him this way! Buddy, fire!

Andie, up here!

Andie!

Andie. Andie!

Animals did just fine before there were nut shops.

Answer the question.

Any last words?

Any regurgitory reversals will result in disqualification.

Anyhoo, the roller coaster was delivered today.

Are you happy it's gone?

Are you kidding me?

Are you saying I can't keep us safe?

As long as you gather it yourself.

At this point,

Attaboy, Johnny! Show those nuts who's boss.

Aw, that's cute.

Aw, that's cute.

Aww!

Be careful out there.

Because if you don't help me save my friends,

Before you get mad, just remember,

Behold!

Being the little guy means everything's out to get you.

Better make it two. Because I am not sharing.

Boop.

Bring us back a smorgasbord!

Buckle up, sweetheart.

Buddy, check this out.

Buddy, look. It's the mayor's car.

Buddy, look. One left.

Buddy, no!

Buddy, stay behind me!

Buddy, we don't have time for rides!

Buddy, you worry too much.

Buddy!

Buddy!

Buddy!

Buddy.

But don't you worry. I will take care of 'em.

But everyone in town pitched in.

But I want it! [screaming]

But I'm starving.

But I'm staying here.

But I've got a thorn in my side.

But it's not.

But make no mistake.

But Surly is right.

But their products are a hundred percent organic.

But things got a whole lot better last summer

But together we're Frecious.

But when it's right, it's right.

But when you pulled everyone together, we were unstoppable.

But you guys get the next one.

But, Dad, you said it's a dog's job to chase squirrels.

But, you know, I won't take food from the nut shop.

But... we have to try.

Bye bye, little doggies.

Cage closes. We drive him to the forest, let him go.

Calm down.

Calm down. It's a fat guy with a tiny shovel.

Can we come in and play?

Can we get some more cotton candy in here, please?

Can we try one without the punch?

Cannonball!

Cat!

Come back to the park, Surly.

Come here, fuzzy little guys!

Come here, you! Come back here!

Come in!

Come on down, Buddy. I gotcha.

Come on, Buddy.

Come on, Buddy. Let's take the shortcut.

Come on, Frankie. Move it!

Come on, guys. Look around.

Come on, guys. We're wild animals.

Come on, pups. Let's go mark some territory.

Come on, tiny legs. Go faster!

Come on! We gotta go!

Come on.

Come on. Aah!

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Daddy needs a new pair of shoes.

Come on. Jump!

Come on. Let's get out of here.

Come on. This looks like a shortcut.

Come out, come out wherever you are!

Copy that, rookie.

Cute!

Daddy, I got a new dog!

Daddy!

Dead end. Oh, no.

Delicious!

Destroy all the rides and take back Liberty Park by force? I mean, come on...

Did you find doughnuts?

Did you find food?

Did you find popcorn?

Did... Did he just move?

Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.

Dig, dig, dig, dig. Run!

Dive! Dive! Dive!

Do I have to do everything myself?

Does anybody else think that's a good idea?

Dog! Run!

Don't call me cute!

Don't let go!

Don't mess with the little guy.

Don't turn over a new leaf just yet.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry, Andie. I forgive you."

Don't you see? They're doing the same thing to us that they did to you.

Drink up! Drink up!

Each mouse more deadly than the last.

Easy doesn't build character.

Easy doesn't last.

Easy? Ha.

Eight doughnuts?

Even in a coma, nobody can stand to have dog slobber on their face.

Every square inch of this city is generating profits.

Everybody calm down.

Everybody out. We gotta go.

Everyone but Surly.

Everyone go! Just forget the clock! Just go!

Everyone is gonna expect us to have food.

Everyone knows there's nothing safer than a dark alley.

Everyone's gonna love it.

Excellent. A very tight tuck.

Faster, Daddy! Go faster!

Fat.

Find somewhere to hide!

Fine.

Fine. One more lick, then you're cut off.

Fire in the hole.

Fire!

For a cute little squirrel with a fluffy tail,

For once,

Fore!

Frankie, sit.

Frankie, what are you teaching these kids?

Gather round. Let's make a plan.

Geez, guys, that's kind of lot of pressure.

Geez. Tough crowd.

Gently pull. [grunts]

Get 'em! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Get a head start on the scrounging.

Get back here, you chubby little beast!

Get back here. Hey.

Get down!

Get down!

Get going! Move it!

Get it out!

Get it out!

Get it! Whack that mole!

Get me out of here!

Get me your hand, Buddy. I got you.

Get off! Get off!

Get them! Do do do do do. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Get your hands off me! Do you know who I am?

Get your hands off of me! Do you know who I am?

Get your popcorn!

Giddyup. Yee ha! Ride, ride, ride!

Go, go, go, go!

Good as new.

Good boy.

Good idea, Buddy. Watch the rear.

Good idea, Buddy. We only got one shot at this.

Good night, Andie.

Got 'em. Six more weeks of winter.

Got a great deal on a used one that was condemned.

Got it.

Gotcha.

Gradually hollowing it out until it stops living.

Great. Two slobber monsters.

Gum.

Guys, this is when you're supposed to put your hands up.

Ha ha! Classic.

Ha ha! Come on, boys!

Ha, ha, ha, ha! Just too funny. Ha, ha, ha.

Ha, ha! I knew it!

Ha!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ha! Is that all you got?

Ha! Now we both got a squished in face.

Ha.

Hang on, Precious. We're coming for you.

Hang on!

Hang on!

Hard to say. But don't worry. Frankie's got you covered.

He couldn't have been more than a few weeks old.

He never spoke a word about it.

He sees a nut. "Hello there, nut."

He's getting away! [grunts]

He's hurt real bad.

He's probably got those animal control creeps right where he wants them.

Hear! Hear!

Heather, sit!

Heck, yes, we are.

Hello, doggies. [chuckles]

Hello, roadkill. [chuckles]

Hello!

Help, help! They're eating everyone!

Help! Help! Somebody call the police!

Help! I can't go to jail! I'm rich!

Her and her dog both.

Her tiny teeth are so sharp! Ow! Ow!

Here, let me help you.

Here's the thing.

Hey there, handsome.

Hey there, precious.

Hey, Andie. I'm starving. What's for breakfast?

Hey, anybody else need one?

Hey, Bruce, remember to pace yourself.

Hey, Buddy, remember when we... we hid in that jack o' lantern

Hey, Buddy. I never got a chance to say thanks for breaking me out.

Hey, Frankie, what's that behind you?

Hey, Frankie.

Hey, Frankie's nothing like her.

Hey, get back here. Get back here, you.

Hey, guys, there's more of them over... Ohh!

Hey, how's it going?

Hey, I just had the most unbelievable thought.

Hey, I resent that.

Hey, I'm not pretending.

Hey, I'm teaching them the skills they need

Hey, Precious, wake up.

Hey, what the...

Hey, what's going on?

Hey, where's Andie?

Hey, where's everyone going?

Hey! Hey, stop!

Hey.

Hey. There you are.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm. No sense letting this go to waste.

Hmph.

Hold that cranky response.

Hold up. There's something I gotta do.

Honestly, it was kind of pitchy.

Hop on!

Hot dog on a stick?

Hot, fresh popcorn!

How can someone so cute be so violent?

How did you convince a gang of city mice to come help us?

How did you guys get to be so close?

How do you like it?

How else could we skim enough off the top

How good is this?

How much damage can he do?

Huh!

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Aah!

Huh. Huh. Whoa.

Huh. Huh. Whoa.

Huh. Huh. Whoa.

Huh. Huh. Whoa.

Humans actually like this?

Hurry up. The new park is right over that wall.

Hyah!

I also wanted to say that I'm sorry.

I am so sorry. I don't know what got into them.

I assure you that our little rodent problem has been solved.

I call that one the Flying Squirrel.

I call that one the Peanut Buster.

I came to talk to you.

I can help. I'm good at shooting cute, little defenseless creatures.

I can honestly say I'm a changed squirrel.

I could be. You got a thing for circus dogs?

I didn't mean to gross you out or nothin'.

I didn't notice the candle and my tail caught on fire.

I didn't think we stood a chance against those bulldozers,

I don't care about your park. I used to live in a park.

I don't feel so good.

I don't have time for traffic.

I don't know how. I'm not classically trained.

I don't regret running away, all right?

I don't think that's an empty threat!

I don't want humane.

I forgot to account for the mailbox.

I got bigger plans than trees.

I got flagged as a suspicious package

I got nothing to live for.

I got you something.

I have no idea how he kept me alive.

I hear Canada is nice this time of year.

I I'll get that fixed right away.

I know everyone is hungry, so I brought you all a little surprise.

I know this relationship is moving fast,

I know you're out there! Come and get me!

I learned to appreciate what was right in front of me.

I love hot dogs.

I love sticks.

I make it a rule to never take food from psychos.

I may not be aerodynamic, but I'm an excellent projectile.

I need backup! I need backup!

I need something to believe in.

I need your help to take back the park.

I never got a chance to say you were amazing today.

I prefer rounded shapes myself. [chuckles]

I promise I'll never do anything reckless again.

I regret not taking you with me.

I said don't call me cute!

I said roll over!

I said, don't call me cute.

I see. And this won't hurt the animals?

I should've exterminated you when I had the chance.

I shouldn't have booped his cute little nose.

I think we can all agree this boring old park needs a shot in the arm.

I thought I lost you.

I thought we were in real trouble there for a second.

I told Jamie to do it.

I told Johnny to do it.

I told you to stay out of the city.

I voted for you.

I want painful, gruesome termination!

I want profitability.

I want that squirrel's head deep fried on a stick!

I want the Tilt a Whirl here, bumper cars here

I was cursed with these big adorable eyes

I was just pretending to like you to save my friends.

I was just tryin' to say thanks.

I will make sure they're all taken care of.

I wonder what this thing does. Whoa! Whoa!

I would be more than happy to show you.

I... I can't believe you saved it for me.

I'd like to speak with him.

I'd like to you to meet my new friend, Mr. Feng.

I'd say we got him. [chuckles]

I'll find a new place, even better than the nut shop.

I'll find us a new place to live.

I'll look into it, sir. Dollar a climb?

I'll try, but I can't make any promises.

I'm a pug! I'm not built for speed! Or power! Or looks!

I'm a weapon of mouse destruction.

I'm always amazing.

I'm coming for you, Precious! Hang in there!

I'm counting all these, Barry.

I'm fine.

I'm fine. I I'm fine. Bright eyed and bushy tailed.

I'm fine. It only hit my collar.

I'm flyin'! I'm flyin'!

I'm Frankie. You're Precious.

I'm glad we're all living together in the park again.

I'm going to need you to make a sign with large red letters that says, "No refunds!"

I'm gonna catch ya. I'm gonna catch ya. Come on. Get back here.

I'm gonna get you. [grunting]

I'm gonna have to give that a hard pass.

I'm good to go! I'm good to go!

I'm good.

I'm not a rescue! I need to be rescued!

I'm off leash, on a rampage.

I'm serious.

I'm serious.

I'm sleeping in.

I'm so happy we're back in the park,

I'm so sorry, Buddy.

I'm sorry. What do you think we should do?

I'm tempted to let natural selection take its course.

I'm too furry to die.

I'm too young to die.

I'm trying to regurgitate something for you.

I'm used to people treating me bad.

I've known Buddy forever.

I've seen the places you lick.

If an arm or leg becomes detached, you can pick it up at the lost and found.

If we wanna stop these guys, it's gonna take everyone.

If you wanna tuck tail and run, go ahead,

If you're telling me that the first mouse is the least deadly,

If you're unlucky, they are nuts.

In fact, why limit ourselves to nuts?

In the name of the park, I order you to stop your vehicle and... Aah!

Individually, we might be tiny, but together we're giants.

Instead of doing what was right, you did what was easy.

Is everyone here?

It came out.

It felt like the right thing to do.

It says "Libertyland," you moron.

It should have been me who fell off that ledge.

It was a little awkward.

It won't open. It won't open!

It would be nice if you could be.

It's about keeping us safe.

It's all my fault. If I hadn't been so reckless, he'd still be okay.

It's amazing how quickly rock bottom sneaks up on you.

It's been nice knowing you, Buddy.

It's been waiting its whole life for this.

It's Buddy.

It's gonna be a good one!

It's Groundhog Day!

It's hard to respect your personal space when you taste like peanut butter.

It's more fun, more rides, more games.

It's my fault she was taken by that crazy kid.

It's not bad.

It's not gonna change the fact that you're cute.

It's not my fault. I told Jimmy to do it.

It's okay. We'll be fine.

It's over, Surly.

It's perfect.

It's probably the little paranoid voice in your head,

It's squirrel season.

It's times like this I wish I had rabies.

It's too far! We're not gonna make it!

It's too late! There's nothing we can do!

It's where we belong.

It's, uh, exotic. I, uh, thought you might like, uh...

It's... a nut cart.

Jackpot.

Jackpot.

Jackpot. Deep fried, honey glazed, artery clogging jackpot.

Just a... lovable little dolly.

Just go with it.

Keep 'em coming, Morty!

Keep him occupied. Try using your feminine charm.

Kickin' back. Literally doing nothing.

Kids love office chairs.

Ladies and gentlemen of the press, welcome to Liberty Park.

Ladies and gentlemen, get back out there and have a good time.

Launch the aerial campaign!

Leave him alone.

Leave it. There's no time.

Let me demonstrate.

Let me get this straight. Liberty Park is destroyed,

Let me show you guys how it's done.

Let's get nuts.

Let's go back to the park.

Let's go get 'em. Who's with me?

Let's just say that bulldozer wrote a check its scoop couldn't cash.

Let's see you drive without this.

Let's trash this place.

Liberty Park.

Libertyland is my greatest creation!

Libertyland will proceed according to plan.

Libertyland!

Library Land?

Life is easy when you do exactly what you're told.

Like a nut market.

Like you said, together we're Frecious.

Little mayor! [growls]

Live!

Living off the land like nature intended.

Living off the nut shop is unnatural.

Living off the nut shop was okay in the beginning, but look at what it's become.

Look at 'em.

Look at all of you. Lazy and spoiled and...

Look at them, Surly.

Look at you. You're running away. What could be easier than that?

Look what happened to Buddy.

Look what I found. Hut, hut, hut!

Look.

Looking good, Surly!

Looks delicious.

Mailbox. Good lookin' out, Buddy.

Man, I'm good at this. I should get a dog.

Man, that is dark.

Maybe we should put the safety bar down.

Meanwhile, you got away with two bags of candy.

Met him the year of the hurricane.

Mm hmm. Mm hmm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mmm! Ohh!

Mole can dig a new hole right over there.

Mole, you had one job.

Morale is at an all time high.

More specifically, you're gonna die.

Move it, Buddy! Let's go!

Mr. Feng and his friends moved into the park

Mr. Mayor,

Mr. Mayor, if we go any faster, we're going to have to start cutting corners.

Mr. Mayor, over here. Mr. Mayor. Mr. Mayor.

Mr. Mayor, what do you say to allegations

Mr. Mayor, you have called the right man for the job.

Mr. Mayor, you're coming with me.

My army is unstoppable.

My egg!

My licks are magical!

My little prince met a princess.

My name is Mr. Feng.

My name's Emma, and this is my sister, Maddy.

My name's Frankie. It's long for "Frank."

Nah, don't bother. No sense in running up the electric bill.

Never call me cute!

Never seen anything like it.

News flash, Andie. My crazy plans don't work.

Nice chewing, guys! [grunts]

Nice park, Andie. This place is great.

Nice work, Buddy.

No fair. Mine didn't pop.

No instincts, huh? How do you explain this?

No need.

No questions? All right, well, then hit the switch.

No time to make new friends, Buddy.

No way! Peanut butter!

No way! You have no bodies.

No, Andie, we can't. Not with only two of us.

No, let me go, you...

No, no, no! No, no, no! Back in the hive!

No, no, no! Precious!

No, no, no. This is all wrong.

No, no. Of course you are, sweetheart.

No, we're good.

No, you can't leave! Stop! Stop! I order you!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! Buddy!

No! Buddy!

No! Buddy!

No! Not yet! Ouch! No! No!

No.

No. It's a terrible idea.

No. It's not all me.

No. Slow down the car!

Nobody cares more than me.

Nobody deserves to live like that.

Nobody likes a parking hog.

Nobody was there to stand up for us, and we lost everything.

Nobody's gonna break their back collecting dirty old stale acorns.

Nobody's gonna gather. Nobody's gonna scrounge.

Nobody's hurt. Everybody's happy.

Not exactly what I'd call "fine dining."

Not so defenseless now, are we?

Not the doughnut. Not the doughnut.

Nothing but grass and trees.

Now hit him with everything you got.

Now I'm a city mouse, and I hate parks.

Now it happens three times in a row, and I'm not even happy about it.

Now it's your turn.

Now we can squirrel that nut away for the winter.

Now you gonna pay.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta get back to slacking off.

Now, Libertyland is my second greatest creation.

Now, now, tonight is an exclusive event for my campaign contributors.

Now, pay attention because this will be on the test.

Now, who thinks we should go get that nut?

Nuh nuh nuh nuh!

Nuts.

Of my 1/16th of an inch punch.

Official eating contest rules are in full effect.

Oh, baby, you gotta try this "es car got."

Oh, boy. This ain't gonna be good.

Oh, come on, Surly. Have one.

Oh, come on, they were into it.

Oh, come on!

Oh, come on. She's gonna feed us.

Oh, come on. We're celebrating.

Oh, dear.

Oh, did I say "bribe"? [laughs]

Oh, don't tell me you're scared.

Oh, he's so cute!

Oh, his chest is moving. That means he's breathing. That's gotta be good, right?

Oh, I can still taste you on my lips.

Oh, I get it.

Oh, I'm going to mount your head on my wall.

Oh, no, Mr. Mayor. Humane traps only.

Oh, no!

Oh, no! Everybody scatter!

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, really?

Oh, right. It is my fault.

Oh, sweetheart, Daddy is so proud of you.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, that kid's a monster.

Oh, that's good!

Oh, this is gonna be fun.

Oh, touché.

Oh, yes, I will.

Oh, yes, I will.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Ha ha ha!

Oh! Please accept my formal resignation.

Oh! Yes.

Oh.

Oh. That doesn't sound fun at all.

Oh. Whew.

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh! Aah!

Ohh! Ahh! Ow! Ooh! Ohh!

Ohh! Come on, man, we just met.

Okay, boys.

Okay, let's get moving.

Okay, she wants her teeth to fall out. Let's do it.

Okay, someone's gonna pay for that.

Okay, that's a little creepy.

Okay, that's good.

On three. Everyone, pull together.

One left. You ready, Buddy?

One part of this city puts nothing in my pocket.

One peanut colada coming right up.

One question! One question!

One, two, three!

One, two, three.

Ooh, ooh. Not good.

Ooh, you taste good today.

Ooh. Thanks, boss. I'm gonna make it count.

Or a nut emporium.

Or anything else.

Or punch me... Ohh!

Or should I say... Le Jackpot.

Or that time we mailed ourselves to the peanut factory.

Or you're gonna be hungry.

Our castle is for body people only.

Our park has everything we need.

Over the... Guys in a...

Ow! Come on, man!

Ow! Tiny teeth are so sharp!

Patent pending.

Pay attention. Timing is everything.

Perfect timing.

Pfft. I prefer a cleaner entry.

Place your hands at ten and two and gently pu...

Play dead.

Playing with your food. Nice.

Please, Andie, stop. Quit while you're behind.

Please, Surly, think about what you're saying.

Please! Please! I promise I'll only take one bag.

Popcorn here!

Popcorn, doughnuts, hot dog on a stick.

Popcorn! Popcorn! Aah!

Precious, help!

Precious!

Precious. Come on, that's disgusting. We talked about this.

Pretending?

Psst! Precious!

Pull!

Pull!

Punch it!

Putting you back together again.

Relax. It's not like the nut shop's gonna explode.

Remember, the nut is your friend.

Revolting? No, girl. Regurgitation. There's a big difference.

Ride, Precious, ride! Hyah!

Rise and shine, people.

Roll over.

Run, doggies! Run!

Run!

Safety bars are overrated. [screaming]

Safety schmafety.

Salty, overpriced snack food jackpot. Come on.

Sarge, we're gonna take this into evidence. Code seven.

Save yourself.

Screaming at the top of its lungs again.

See you later, you cutie patootie.

See, class? Hard work always pays off.

See? That wasn't so bad.

See? There's life after the nut shop.

She ever gonna feed me?

She's like... an angel.

She's shooting at us!

She's still sleeping.

Shut off the boiler so it doesn't explode.

Silly doggy. Your new home is this way.

Sir, we were overrun by animals.

Sit down, put your feet up and Surly will take care of everything.

Sittin' on premium city real estate, generates zero profit.

Slow down or someone's gonna get hurt.