Bob Hearts Abishola (2019) - Season 2 Edit

A 20 year old kid learning the business on the fly.

A family company that was handed to you.

Abishola, I love you,

ABISHOLA: Thank you for the ride.

Abishola. E karo.

Abishola's son.

Again, if you had just given me all the information...Oh, my God.

Ah ah... 91 in math.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, go away! We are busy cleaning.

Ah, great, just back the car up

Ah, I don't want this ridiculous thing.

Ah!

Ah! Not in front of the robot.

All I have to do is give him a look.

All right, now I'm really worried about your education.

And all of this?

And because if you didn't, you'd get smacked.

And don't you ever forget it.

And I don't even hide my problems.

And I insist you drink that Coke.

And I insist.

And I've never been more proud of you.

And if the kid's still an idiot, they just pay the school.

And kick back, take a pause for the cause.

And my wise mother

And now you're here; I assumed the worst.

And rely too much

And restore our family honor.

And run me over one more time.I do not

And we are both old.

And where the floor is still dirty.

And why would Dele come back

And you escaped this life when you got off at

And you my big Tunde.

Anything you see in here that you're interested in,

Are you a hoarder?

Are you elderly or pregnant?No.

Are you sure you're up for it?Yeah, of course.

At least let me help you.Uh uh.

Aw, give me the damn weight.

Aw, I've been there, man.

Be thankful. He gave him garbage instead of baggage.

Before the game starts.

Big difference.

Bob gave you all of this?

Bob is fine.And the Cadillac?

Bob is my elder and insisted that I take it.

Bob said his mother paid himwhen he did well in school.

Bob said his mother paid himwhen he did well in school.

BOB: I'm happy to do it.

Bob. What? You know I run a company, right?

Bob. What? You know I run a company, right?

BOTH: Karo.

But I cannot maintain the household the way I used to.

But if there were blame to be placed... Okay.

But you don't know what the hell you're talking about.

But you're not my buddy.

By the soft, imported leather of Bob's Cadillac.

Come on, I'm just gonna throw this stuff out.

Come on, you gonna make me drink alone?

Could I ask youa question?

Damn!

Dele needs to know this is not how the real world is.

Dele, if you are still here, you are late o!

Did she reward you

Did something happen to Bob's Cadillac?

Did you reward your childrenfor good grades?

Difficult pop quiz on inverse fractions.

Do a proper job.

Doing work for you in the garage?

Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about.

Don't look back.

Don't you ever

Doozy.

E karo,Kemi.

Emotional issues.

Every day as I ride alone, I am comforted knowing that

Everybody's allowed...

Everybody's allowed...

Fine, I won'teven give him water

Fine.

Fine. The service here sucks anyway.

First they pay the kid.

First they pay the kid.

For brushing your teeth, too?

For me, it wasa matter of pride.

For the record,

Forgive my foolishness, little friend.

Friends, family,perfect strangers.

From these people.

Girl, you can't say stuff like that.

Go.

Go. Shoo. Get out!

Good luck.

Good luck.

Good morning.

Have a car.

Have I not been shamed enough?

He assures me it is very good for my education.

He can have a waterbreak whenever he wants.

He cries when the plane flies over the football field

He gave it to Dele.

He was not born on easy street.

He was throwing it all away.

He will obey you. So I'm just gonna order him to be my buddy?

He's the one that kept this family afloat.

Her battery does not last as long as yours.

Hey, everything I have, I got through hard work.

Hey, what do you think about Dele and me

Hey.

How could you? I've worked for everything I have.

How long until a robot replaces me

How there would be no company if it were not for you.

How would you know?You got a 91 in math.

I also brought you a gift.

I always worked hardin my studies.

I am.

I assumed it wouldn't

I ate crackers in the living room.

I can live with that.

I can study two subjects simultaneously.

I can't do that.

I can't do that.

I cannot have him around this.

I cannot have my son around that.

I did not know.

I didn't know the quiz was coming.

I do have one question.

I do. I mean, I did.

I don't even think she'd let me do that. [laughs]

I don't have any cats.

I don't know if I'd put it that way.

I don't like this.

I don't need anything handedto me.

I don't think you want to use us as references.

I don't think.

I forgot. You just sign...

I had pneumonia.

I heard you and Bob fighting, you know.

I just think Dele and I should have a bond.

I made the same mistake.

I mean, I hide it pretty well, but I've got some

I need a break.

I regret saying anything that made you feel differently.

I see.

I thought maybe it wasan American thing.

I thought we feltthe same way.

I want to rectify my unacceptable math grade

I washed the floors yesterday.

I will ride in the trunk. Please, just save me

I work a lot.

I would never question yourwork ethic.

I'll get my things.

I'm a bus person.

I'm a little busy. I'm halfway through

I'm glad to have you in my life and Dele's.

I'm going to work.

I'm not a hoarder.

I'm not talking about your grades,

I'm old and useless.

I'm sorry I'm not the woman you married.

I'm talking about the other stuff. You got any friends?

If I knew that story, I would never have said

If my husband was dead, absolutely.

If this is what you're like

If you don't want me to.

If you have any questions,

In Nigeria,when a child misbehaves,

In other parts of the house?

Is it your report card?

Is that possible?

Is this a riddle?

Is this what our life is gonna be like?

It is 91.

It is a dirty world out there.

It is fine. Bob just had an early meeting.

It only happened once.

It was quite an ija.

It was.

It's a white thing.

It's also heated.

It's kind of heavy.

It's like a little mechanical immigrant.

It's like your mother has come to visit.

It's no one's fault.

It's not moving.

It's wonderful. We get discounts everywhere.

It's yours.

Just buy something because it makes you feel better?

Just go.

Just tell me the right thingto say and I will say it.

Karo,Auntie, Uncle.

Kemi...

Let's let her sleep.

Like me.Exactly.

Like medicine?

Like sleeping next to an old boat.

Look at them.

Look, he's off to check how well you cleaned the kitchen.

Lot of old records, too.

MAN [on TV]: I'm sorry, Annie...

Maybe I can no longer scrub on my hands and knees,

Maybe questions you feel like you can't talk

Mm hmm, I trained him well.

Mum, I need you to sign this.

My "never going camping" section.

My friend's backside is being caressed

My son does not need any of your garbage.

No, I am a person who rides the bus.

No, I don't know.

No, I was just... What if he gets thirsty?

No, no, no, just Bob.

No, surely that one is a seven.

No, thanks. We filled up on chips.

No, that is what happens when your mother drinks.

No.

No... [sobbing]

Nobody.

None of this five dollarsfor nothing.

Nonsense.

Nothing is going to be handed to him.

Oh, hey, did you have some underage kid

Oh, I see.

Oh, my God.

Oh, okay. So that automatically means I don't work hard.

Oh, right. Who's Dele?

Oh, so now you are back among...

Oh, so you have all the answers now.

Oh, uh, it will also help. With the second monitor,

Oh!

Oh.

Okay, my friend, I am sorry to say

Old things, new things, never opened things.

Olu, gather round!

Olu?

On my "As Seen on TV" Magic Mop.

On something like this.It's Bob's.

Only because he has never had to be anything else.

Ooh, I'm gonna have to tell your mom.

Ooh, not that one.

Perhaps I don't keep this house as spotless as I used to.

Perhaps I underestimated your children.

Pull on the ends.

Push, Mrs. Wheeler.I am. It's too heavy.

Quiet, efficient, and it will never get tired.

Raising a kid is a big responsibility.

Really?

Retail therapy, you know?

Rich Fiancé Boulevard.

Right, about all that, listen.

Right. Your new stepson.Yep.

She definitely wouldn't.

Shoot.

Show him the shameful report card.

Sit!

So he's sensitive.

So it's my fault for not telling you.

So we wouldn't have to shut down the company.

So, how's school?

So...

Sometimes beatingis the only way

Sometimes.

Sounded like a doozy.

Spending some time together?

Still got me five bucks from my mom.

Still got me five bucks from my mom.

Sure did let 'em live in my house till they were 18.

Taught me never to be wasteful.

Thank you, Bob.

Thank you, Doctor.

Thank you.

Thanks for stopping by.

That already benefits you?

That doesn't mean he's weak.

That is even worse.

That is not what happened.Of course it is.

That is true.

That seven is a one.

That's it, you're taking all this stuff.

That's not my fault.

That's not some kid, that's Dele.

That's still an "A."

That's the way your mother put it.

That's what buddies do they kid around.

That's where Tunde eats his toast.

That's why Dele's the most respectful

That's why they use the word "pop."

That's why we have the robot.

The bond will be whenyou tell him to do something,

The boy has broughthis grades!

The other two are as worthless as my left arm.

The robot seems to disagree.

Then I have no choice.

Then they pay the tutor.

Then you should have studied.

Then, yes. I have friends.

There was a particularly

There we go.

There will be no buddying.I just want

These are all As.

This is where we part.

This robot is very impressive.

Those things about you.

To communicate with them.

To communicate with them.

To really communicatewith a child.

To spend some time with the kid.

To your mom about, I'm your guy.

Tunde, do you hear that?

Tunde!

Uh, Grand Funk Railroad.

Uh, no, I'm fine.

Um, can we talk for a moment, please?

UNCLE TUNDE: The robot is fantastic.

UNCLE TUNDE:Ooh, and and look at the path it leaves.

Unless it's to take me with you.

Wait a minute, no, I haven't.

Walkingpneumonia.

Was she drinking brandy? Brandy makes her nice.

We could take a break, have a soda.

We do we just can't feel the same way out loud.

We should be buddies.

We should have gotten one of these years ago.

We would never be stupid enough to waste money

Weare bus people.

Well, after you guys are done with your drinks,

Well, I am both. Move along.

Well, kind of.

Well, not for nothing, but a 91

Well, now you do.

Well, that was the rule five bucks an "A."

Wh What other parts?This bed.

What are you doing here?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

What do you mean?

What does that mean?

What if I put him to work?

What is wrong?

What? What is wrong with you?

What?!I'm just kidding.

What?Huh?

What's going on?

Whatever you want, you just buy.

When Dad died, I practically raised you two.

When he gets an "A," what are you gonna do if he gets a "B"?

When he told me he was leaving college

When you grow up spoiled.

Whenever he wants?

Where were they when the quiz popped?

Which were great, by the way.

While you have brightened my life and my floors,

While you have brightened my life and my floors,

Who are you telling?

Who?

Who's asking?

Why are you just showing this to me now?

Why have I never heard the story of what you did for your family?

Why would she pay youfor something

Why? I'm gonna be his stepdad.

Work is good,but he has to work.

Would you like to order some appetizers?

Wow. Okay, well, it's good to know what you really think.

Yeah, I guess you wouldn't.

Yeah, you're right.

Yeah.Are you thirsty?

Yes, Mr. Wheeler.

Yes, you can. I'm your elder.

Yes.

Yes.

You are a curious little robot. Curious for crumbs.

You are as beautiful as the day I met you.

You are doing it.[sighs] Are you watching the same show I am?

You are not so useless.

You bought one of these robot vacuum cleaners?

You can tell where it has been

You can't just walk up to your mom and go, "Let's get an Xbox."

You didn't see him after his father's funeral,

You do not work for it.

You have a lot of things.

You have done a wonderful job, little robot.

You have tracked muddy footprints all over my marriage.

You haven't taken the bus for three weeks,

You know, those hoarders have a lot of cats.

You like Bob Seger?

You must leave here and never come back,

You see those two? That is what happens

You see? You are curious.

You should havebuddies your own age.

You think he's soft, don't you?

You were there, Bob.

You will always be my little Olu.

You will never be replaced.

You're gonna throw away this record player?

You're my elder.

You're sorry.

You've been busting your ass today.

Young man I've ever met.

98.

98...

...the bus people.

"Night Moves"?

"Old Time Rock and Roll"?

"Ramblin' Gamblin' Man"?

["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola playing]

[all gasp]

[Auntie Olu sobbing]

[buzzing]

[chuckles]

[chuckles] I've seen that look.

[clears throat] Can you move your bag?

[clucks tongue]

[clucks tongue]

[door opens]UNCLE TUNDE:

[knocking]

[laughs]

[massager buzzes]

[robot vacuum beeps]

[robot vacuum beeps]

[robot vacuum buzzing]

[snoring continues]

[thud]

[Uncle Tunde snoring]

♪

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♪ As long as we can make it

♪ To the show tonight... Ah! What is this?