Pinky and the Brain - Season 1 Edit

A BIZARRE THING INVOLVING A MICROWAVE OVEN.

A FIELD DAY WITH YOU, PINKY.

A MAGNETRON PRODUCES MICROWAVES

A NON DAIRY POWDERED CREAMER.

A TERRIBLE OCCUPATIONAL DISASTER!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

ACTUALLY, I'M A LAB MOUSE

ACTUALLY, MY ARM'S BEEN ACTING UP.

ACTUALLY, NO.

AHA!

AHEH.

AHEM.

AHH, PINKY!

AHH.

ALL CONTACT WITH HUMANS.

ALL GLOBAL TELEPHONE COMMUNICATION

All: OHHHH!

AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO MAKES COFFEE AROUND HERE?

AND APPEARING NAKED IN A PUBLIC PLACE. TAKE HIM AWAY.

AND DELIVER THEM HERE PRONTO, MISTER,

AND GET THAT SUIT FROM THE KITCHEN CLOSET.

AND I BELIEVE THAT'S TYPICAL OF HIS PEOPLE.

AND IF I WAS A MAN BEFORE THE ACCIDENT

AND ME WITHOUT MY VIDEO CAMERA.

AND NOW, A HIDEOUS THING

AND ONCE A PERSON IS ON THE LINE,

AND SEXUAL HARASSMENT.

AND SHE'LL HAVE THEM HERE IN TWO OR THREE MONTHS.

AND THE CLAIM THAT HE IS A MOUSE,

AND THE NON DAIRY POWDERED CREAMER.

AND THEN HAVE GERALD FORD PARDON ME.

AND THEN SUE THEM FOR $1,614,000

AND TWO WONDERFUL YOUNG CHILDREN.

AND UNABLE TO DEFEND THE EARTH

AND WHAT PEOPLE WOULD THAT BE?

AND, THAT BEING THE BASIS FOR YOUR CLAIM,

ANY RECORD OF YOU ATTENDING.

ANYTHING?

ARE THEY INTELLIGENT?

ARE YOU GOING TO STOMP IT OUT, BRAIN?

ARE YOU MAKING A PASS AT ME?

ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?

ARE YOU SOME KIND OF FREAK?

ASK THE OFFICE MANAGER,

AYE, AYE! AAH! OOF!

BAD...TENNIS ELBOW.

BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE ARE SUCH GOOD...

BIG EARS, BIG EARMUFFS.

Brain: HELP! I'VE BEEN MAIMED

Brain: OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR.

BRAIN?

BUT CONFIDENTIALLY,

BUT HE'S VERY BUSY WITH HIS OWN ACTIVITIES.

BUT I GET ALL CLAMMY INSIDE THE TENT.

BUT NOT UNTIL I HAVE MANIPULATED IT

BUT SIMPLY, AND ALSO SADLY,

BUT THE AMOUNT HE'S ASKING FOR

BUT WHAT ABOUT MINE?

BUT WHY THE POWDERED CREAMER, BRAIN?

BUT...NO!

BY ALTERING THE MOLECULAR MATRIX

BY AN ON THE JOB ACCIDENT

BY PRESENTING SOME ACTUAL EVIDENCE

CAN'T REMEMBER.

CAREFUL, PINKY. NOT TOO TIGHT.

CAROL, SEND EVERYONE ELSE HOME.

CLEARLY DEFINING MY MOUSE SKELETON.

COMPRESSED INSIDE A WALNUT SHELL.

COOKS,

DO YOU EVER ASK WHAT I DID TODAY?

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

DON'T MESS WITH ME, MAN.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THIS.

DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR QUANTUM STATISTICS?

DONKEY TOWN NEEDS A NEW MAYOR.

EGAD, BRAIN! THAT'S GOING TO TAKE A LOT OF MONEY.

EGAD, BRAIN. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

EGAD, BRAIN. BRILLIANT!

EGAD! I HAD TO COME, BRAIN.

EVEN $1,614,000 IN COMPENSATION.

EVEN THOUGH I AM NOW 90% FUDGE,

EXCUSE ME?

FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE IN ANY WAY.

FOOD PELLETS WITH FOOD PELLETS.

FOR A FULL 72 HOURS

FOR A WELL PREPARED MOUSE TO SEIZE CONTROL

FOR ANY SYSTEM OF IDENTICAL FERMIONS IN EQUILIBRIUM,

FOR OUR PLAN OF EARTHLY RULE

FOR YOUR NEW HOME AWAY FROM HOME. PINKY."

FOR, NO ONE REALLY KNOWS

FRANKLY, WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE

GEE. BRAIN, WHAT DO YOU

GO!

Good thing they didn't find that mechanical suit, eh, Brain?

GOOD, GOOD.

GOT ME $142.15 AND SOME CHANGE.

GROTESQUE WAR MACHINES,

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

HA HA HA! I HEAR YOU.

HAVE YOU BEEN INJURED IN AN ON THE JOB ACCIDENT?

HE WAS IN THE CUBICLE NEXT TO ME.

HELP!

HELP! HELP!

HERE'S THE COMPANY POLICY ON VACATIONS,

HEY, PROFESSOR. TUITION'S DUE.

HEY, WE GOT A FREAK HERE.

HI. I'M GINA FALLOW.

HMM.

HOLD IT! PUT UP YOUR HANDS!

HOW A MICROWAVE WORKS.

I I'M THE, UH, MR. BRAIN.

I I'VE BEEN TURNED INTO A MOUSE!

I AM THAT MOUSE, PINKY.

I ASK YOU, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME

I CALL TO THE STAND MR. BRAIN.

I CAN EXPLAIN, SIR.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO

I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. IT'S YOUR RESUME.

I FIND YOU GUILTY OF FRAUD, PERJURY,

I FIND YOUR MANNER UNPLEASANT.

I GOT IT, BRAIN!

I HAVE DIPLOMAS FROM BOTH OF THOSE INSTITUTIONS.

I KEEP MICE.

I MEAN, NO.

I MUST BE ABLE TO THINK FREELY

I NOTICED HIS FURRY HEAD,

I NOW DISMISS CHARGES AGAINST FIERO AND COMPANY.

I PLAN ON TAKING OVER THE WORLD.

I SEE.

I THINK SO, BRAIN.

I THINK THEY'RE FROM EUROPE...

I THINK THIS MIGHT KEEP YOU QUIET.

I WILL GET A JOB AT A LARGE CORPORATION,

I WILL RETURN THE FUNDS

I WILL SIMPLY STAGE AN ACCIDENT

I WILL.

I WISH TO PRESENT THESE X RAYS OF MYSELF,

I WOULDN'T KNOW.

I'D LIKE A WORD WITH YOU, PLEASE.

I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT.

I'M A SIMPLETON. YES. LIKE ANY AVERAGE MOUSE.

I'M AFRAID NOT.

I'M AFRAID THE ONLY CONCLUSION HERE, DOCTOR,

I'M NOT RELATED TO THE BEAVER FAMILY

I'VE DONE SOME CHECKING. NEITHER PRINCETON NOR HARVARD HAVE

I'VE FIGURED IT OUT.

I'VE GOT MYSELF A MINORITY PERSON!

I'VE GOT THE SUIT!

I'VE MADE A YUMMY DINNER

IF THEY FIND THAT, WE'RE SUNK.

IF YOU NEED ANY OFFICE SUPPLIES,

IN A PLAN OF WORLD DOMINATION.

IN ANY WAY.

IN HERE. NOW.

IN THAT CASE, MY FRIEND,

IN THE OFFICE KITCHEN,

IN WORKERS' COMPENSATION.

IN YOUR JOB INTERVIEW.

INCORRECT! IN THE OVEN,

INTO AN ENDLESS VOICE MAIL SYSTEM,

INVOLVED IN AN INTRICATE PLAN

IS $1,614,000.

IS A COMFY 70 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT?

IS A SOUP KITCHEN?

IS CONSTRUCTED OF A TITANIUM ALLOY.

IS NOT THE QUESTION HERE.

IS O O OVER.

IS SIMPLY TOO INTELLIGENT TO BE A MOUSE.

IS THAT LUCRATIVE?

IS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE.

ISN'T IT RATHER...SMALL?

ISN'T THAT HORRIBLY ILLEGAL?

IT MIGHT.

IT WILL PROVIDE US WITH THE NECESSARY FUNDS

IT'S O.K., 'CAUSE LENNY PARVIK

IT'S VERY DIFFICULT,

JOB WELL DONE, BRAIN.

JUST AN ODD LOOKING LITTLE MAN.

KEEP IT UP, PINKY.

LA DEE LA DEE DA!

LENNY PARVIK GOT ME $211.

LET GO OF ME! LET GO!

LIKE A HORRIBLE PLAGUE

LOOK, BRAIN. I MADE A CHOO CHOO!

MAN HAS AN EVIL SIDE, PINKY.

Man: $1,614,000?

Man: HE IS SMART.

Man: IT'S MR. BRAIN!

Man: MR. BRAIN?

Man: UH, IS THAT YOUR PET?

MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME

MR. BRAIN, AS YOU KNOW,

MR. BRAIN, IN YOUR EXPERIENCE WITH OTHER MICE,

MR. BRAIN, IT IS MY RULING

MR. BRAIN, WELCOME TO THE WORLD

MR. BRAIN?

MR. BRAIN.

MY GOAL IN LIFE.

MY GOSH!

MY WORD, MAN!

MY X RAYS.

NAME'S HOWIE YOUR NEXT CUBICLE NEIGHBOR.

NARF!

NARF!

NARF!

NARF! POIT!

NARF.

NARF.

NO ONE REALLY KNOWS HOW THAT WORKS EITHER.

NO ONE REALLY KNOWS HOW THEY WORK.

NO, I'M I'M NOT INTELLIGENT.

NO, NO. I PROMISE. I HONESTLY DON'T

NO, NOT FOR MY RACE.

NO! NO, OF COURSE NOT. YOUR RACE.

NO. EXACTLY!

NO. I DO HAVE A...ROOMMATE,

NOT A THING.

NOT MICE.

NOW I KNOW HOW AMERICAN GLADIATORS

NOW, BRASS TACKS. ARE YOU MARRIED?

NOW, BRASS TACKS. ARE YOU MARRIED?

NOW, HOW EXACTLY DID THE ACCIDENT HAPPEN, MR. BRAIN?

OF ENERGY "E" IS OCCUPIED!

OF RE RE INSURANCE.

OF THE PLANET.

OF WORLD DOMINATION.

OH, BLUNDER.

OH, BRAIN! GOODY, YOU'RE BACK!

OH, DEAR

OH, DEAR HEAVENS ABOVE, THE SUIT!

OH, HELP!

OH, HEY, LET'S PLAY SOMETIME!

OH, I AM DOING WELL! POIT!

OH, I WILL, MY FRIEND.

OH, I'M SORRY.

OH, LIKED SPORTS, THEN, DID HE?

OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.

OH, VERY FUNNY.

OH, WAIT. NO, NO.

OH, WHY, MR. BRAIN,

OH, YOU HAVE.

OH! BE SURE TO MENTION THAT

OH! OH, I'M SORRY!

OH.

OH. UM, VERY WELL.

OH. WELL, THERE MUST BE SOME ERROR.

OH. WELL, THERE YOU ARE, THEN.

ON PERSONAL PHONE CALLS...

ON PERSONAL PHONE CALLS...

ON THE JOB ACCIDENT, PINKY.

OOF!

OOF!

OOF!

OOF.

OOH!

OOH.

OR HAVING AN ATTRACTIVE FAMILY LIKE THIS?

OR MAYBE FRANCE.

OR THAT THE FERMI DIRAC DISTRIBUTION FUNCTION

OR THAT THE TEMPERATURE OF THE SUN

OR YOU CAN FIND YOUR HEAD

OR YOUR CAREER IN THE WORLD OF RE RE INSURANCE

OUR SYMPATHY GOES OUT TO MR. BRAIN,

PINKY, DOWN HERE. PINKY!

PINKY, THE ACCIDENT COULD BE BLUFFED

PINKY, WE STAND ON THE THRESHOLD

PINKY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

PINKY, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE PRESSURES,

PINKY, YOU MUST GO TO THE OFFICE

Pinky: JUST ONE MORE, THEN.

Pinky: WHOA!

PINKY!

PINKY?

PINKY...

PLEASE BE SEATED.

PLEASE, EXCUSE ME FOR ONE SECOND.

PLEASE, PINKY. I'VE HAD A VERY TOUGH DAY.

POIT!

POIT!

POLLUTION SPILLING FACTORIES,

PRINCETON, HARVARD BUSINESS,

PRODUCING HEAT...

PUT HER THERE, PAL.

REQUIRING MASSIVE WORKERS' COMPENSATION!

Second man: YOUR HONOR,

SEND IN THE NEXT CANDIDATE

SIGMUND FREUD WOULD HAVE HAD

SIX YEARS IN THE INDUSTRY.

SO I CAN PLAN FOR TOMORROW NIGHT.

SO YOU WOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH ME SAYING

SO, ALL WE NEED IS A WELL PREPARED MOUSE.

Spectators: OH.

SQUASH THE BAD, BAD THING?

STAGE A HIDEOUS ACCIDENT,

STAYS ON THE AIR.

STOP THAT MAN.

TAKE A LOOK.

TAKE A MEMO.

TAKING OVER THE WORLD'S MY JOB.

TELL ME, MR. BRAIN,

TENNIS?

THANK YOU.

THAT ALBERT EINSTEIN WAS A CHAMPION SURFER.

THAT IS SPREADING ACROSS THE WORLD

THAT MOUSE. IS THAT YOUR PET MOUSE?

THAT MR. BRAIN IS NOT A MOUSE

THAT YOU ARE NOT A MOUSE.

THAT YOUR INTELLIGENCE PROVES

THAT'S A GOOD COMEBACK.

THAT'S MY FAULT. [GIGGLES]

THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS! YOUR HONOR,

THE ACCIDENT ALSO INVOLVED

THE ARRAY AND AMOUNT OF CHOICES

THE DARK SIDE THAT HAS CREATED

THE DARK SIDE...

THE FACT IS,

THE FACT IS, I AM NOW A MOUSE!

THE FERMI DIRAC FUNCTION IS

THE PLAN, PINKY.

THE POLICE DEPARTMENT, MAN.

THE PROBABILITY THAT A QUANTUM STATE

THE SAME THING WE DO EVERY NIGHT, PINKY

THE SAME THING WE DO EVERY NIGHT, PINKY

THE SIZE OF MY HEAD

THE STRESSFUL TASKS I FACE EVERY DAY.

The suit!

THE TENSION I'M UNDER.

THE TIME FOR ACTION IS UPON US.

THE YOUNG LADY SEEMS TO HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD ME.

THERE MUST BE A WAY TO GET THIS MONEY

THERE REALLY IS ONLY ONE CONCLUSION HERE.

THESE 2 ITEMS RECOVERED FROM MR. BRAIN'S CUBICLE.

THEY'RE NOT COVERING THIS ON COURT TV.

THIS MAN IS A MOUSE.

THIS WILL BE YOUR CUBICLE RIGHT HERE.

THROUGH A SUBSTRATE PLATFORM OF MICROWAVES.

TITANIUM ALLOY, ACTUALLY.

TO ALIGN AND REVERSE ALIGNMENT,

TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

TRY THE FRUIT ROLL UM UPS. THEY'RE YUMMY!

TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

UGH!

UGH!

UH, I'M NOT SURE.

UH, NARF.

UH, ONE MORE THING. ABOUT YOUR...HEAD.

UM, EXCUSE ME.

UM, FRONT OR BACK?

UM...

UM...OH.

UTILIZING SATELLITE TECHNOLOGY AND THESE...

UTILIZING THE MICROWAVE OVEN

VERY IMPRESSIVE.

VERY WELL, PINKY.

VERY WELL. I'LL GO NOW.

VOICE MAIL.

WANT TO DO TONIGHT?

WE ALWAYS HEAR ABOUT YOUR DAY,

WE AT FIERO AND COMPANY ARE RE RE INSURERS.

WE PROVIDE INSURANCE TO RE INSURERS

WE WILL REDIRECT

WE WON'T PAY!

WE'RE AN EAGER BEAVER, AREN'T WE?

WELL, SIR, THEY'RE BOTH PREPOSTEROUS!

WELL, WELL.

WELL, YES.

WELL, YOU BETTER GO GET THEM

WHAT A MOLLUSK.

WHAT ABOUT MY DAY, BRAIN?

WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM CAREER GOALS?

WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY X RAYS?

WHAT WE REALLY NEED TO SET UP THE SYSTEM

WHAT, BRAIN? WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TOMORROW NIGHT?

WHAT?

WHAT? NO! NO!

WHICH CAUSE WATER MOLECULES

WHO HAS NO LIFE.

WHO INSURE INSURANCE COMPANIES.

WHOA!

WHOA!

WHOA! LOOK AT THIS.

WHOA! NARF!

WHOA! WHA HA!

WHOO HOO HOO!

WHOO HOO! NARF!

WILL RENDER THEM OCCUPIED, BUSY,

WITH THEIR LITTLE HEADS AND ALL.

WITHOUT RUNNING FOR CONGRESS.

Woman: HE MUST BE A MAN.

WORKING STINKS.

WORLD DOMINATION

WORLD DOMINATION, WALNUT SHELL.

WOW, YOU SHOULD RUN

YEAH. I FEED THEM TO MY PET SNAKE.

YES, BUT ONCE I RULE THE WORLD,

YES, I HAVE A LOVELY WIFE

YES, PINKY.

YES?

YES?

YES.

YES. FORTUNATELY, MY CHEST CAVITY

YES. HA HA HA.

YOU CAN LISTEN CLOSELY AND PROVIDE ASSISTANCE,

YOU CREEP!

YOU DO?

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M UP AGAINST,

YOU HAVE A CHOICE.

YOU HEARD OF A MOUSE WINNING A BOWLING TROPHY

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY

YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO HUNDREDS, THOUSANDS,

YOU PEOPLE MUST HAVE RIBS OF STEEL!

YOU SHOULD PLAY GOLF!

YOU THINK GALLAGHER IS FUNNY?

YOU WANT ME TO HELP? OH, BRAIN!

YOU?!

YOU'RE A REGULAR GALLAGHER!

YOU'RE CERTAINLY QUALIFIED.

YOU'RE CUTE.

YOU'RE SAFE AS LONG AS YOU AVOID

YOU'VE GOT DRIVE. I LIKE THAT.

YOU'VE HAD A TOUGH DAY.

YOUR HONOR, I CONTEND THAT MR. BRAIN

YOUR HONOR, I INTEND TO PROVE

YOUR HONOR, I WOULD LIKE TO BEGIN

YOUR HONOR, TO EXPEDITE MATTERS,

"DEAR BRAIN, I PACKED SOME THINGS

"THE BOSS" THIS AND "THE BOSS" THAT.

[ALL GASP]

[CHEERING]

[CHUCKLES]

[EXCITED WHISPERING]

[GASP]

[GASPS]

[GRUNTS]

[LAUGHS]

[MAN] IMPRESSIVE CREDENTIALS.

[MUFFLED] WALNUT SHELL.

[MURMURING]

[PEOPLE GASP] Woman: OH, MY.

[SHIVERS]

[SHOUTING]

[SOBBING]

[SPECTATORS GASPING]

[WEEPING]

[WHIMPERS]

[WHISPERING] Stay down!

[WHISTLING]

♪ BEFORE EACH NIGHT IS DONE

♪ BRAIN

♪ BRAIN, BRAIN

♪ BRAIN, BRAIN

♪ BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN

♪ BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN

♪ BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN

♪ BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN

♪ BY THE DAWNING OF THE SUN

♪ IS EASY TO EXPLAIN

♪ ONE IS A GENIUS ♪

♪ THE OTHER'S INSANE ♪

♪ THEIR GENES HAVE BEEN SPLICED ♪

♪ THEIR PLAN WILL BE UNFURLED

♪ THEIR TWILIGHT CAMPAIGN

♪ THEY'LL OVERTHROW THE EARTH ♪

♪ THEY'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD ♪

♪ THEY'RE DINKY ♪

♪ THEY'RE DINKY ♪

♪ THEY'RE DINKY ♪

♪ THEY'RE LABORATORY MICE ♪

♪ THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪

♪ THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪

♪ THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪

♪ THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪

♪ THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪

♪ TO PROVE THEIR MOUSEY WORTH

♪ YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN

♪ YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN