Animaniacs (2020) - Season 1 Edit

A "truth word."

A better understanding of Russian culture,

A creativity crisis fueled by

A deep state conspiracy? A group of rogue CIA agents

A diverse biome...

A fashion model,

A fearsome knight and his steady steed.

A fidget spinner factory in America's heartland,

A genetically enhanced mouse.

A good old‐fashioned snare trap.

A marvel of engineering prowess.

A meteor with a quantium core is due to land here any minute now.

A mop that mummified merrily missed Mississippi on the black mamba!

A murder!

A muscle. [click]

A pit of forgotten souls? [souls wailing]

A ripe source of comedy! ‐ I don't get it.

A Sisyphean insanity hill? [Sisyphus grunts]

A stupid and greedy man,

A terrible shadow of foreboding has fallen over the proceedings.

A two‐man operation for many years.

A Wakko...

About a true anti‐hero.

About Italian Mannerist portrait artists!

About the last 22 years.

According to my calculations,

According to my calculations, Riley has gained telekinetic abilities,

According to my extensive studies of near‐Earth objects,

Actually, put that in my planner.

After 20 years of careful planning,

After you've colonized it.

Again!

Against Ali Ba‐brain!

Agreed to add his lovable face to Mount Rushmore.

Ah ah ah... ah choo!

Ah‐ha! I've got it!

Ah, guess the song will have to wait.

Ah, here's the correct card.

Ah, macro‐dose. Right.

Ah, yes.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! [smashes, woman screams]

Ah! [sniffing]

Ah! [strains] [screech]

Ah! Dragon! Call the witch!

Ah! Here it is!

Ah! I am ze new und improved

Ah! Oh...

Ah. As you can see,

Ah. Mind Control.

Ahem. June 33rd,

Ahem. Merci.

Ahh!

ALARM: Initiating Warners capture sequence.

ALIEN CHORUS: ♪ We're waiting, we're waiting ♪

ALL [chanting]: Ody! Ody! Ody! Ody! Ody! Ody! Ody! Ody!

ALL [robotic]: L‐O‐L.

All I had to do was direct and produce

All I need do is show the average Joe that I care.

All I need is a Yakko...

All its flavors in perfect balance, unt...

All private pools will become public property.

All the gold medals! [neck crack]

All their houses... and... ‐ Go on!

All these weird toys from old TV shows.

All together now!

ALL: ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪

ALL: ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪

ALL: ♪ For a guaranteed ratings smash ♪

ALL: ♪ Get the script rights cleared! ♪

ALL: ♪ If we resurrect Bea Arthur? ♪

ALL: ♪ Old Monsanto had a farm ♪

ALL: ♪ Reboot it, renew it ♪

ALL: ♪ That's what's going on in the world today ♪

ALL: ♪ This seltzer sprays equality ♪

ALL: ♪ To do! ♪

ALL: ♪ What's going on? Will we be okay? ♪

ALL: Aww... Why not?

ALL: Boingy! Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!

ALL: Forgive us, Mr. Putin,

ALL: Good night, everybucky!

ALL: Helllloooo Ralph!

ALL: Hi.

ALL: La!

ALL: Mortadella?!

ALL: Ooh!

ALL: Our legroom!

ALL: Phew.

ALL: Please?

ALL: Ralph! ‐ Ah! Ow!

ALL: They're multiplying!

ALL: Whoa!

ALL: Wow...

Allowing you to travel back and forth through time

Along with our indispensable new friend, Egwind‐‐

Alright, Benedict. If we're going to take on the king's army,

Alright, son, tonight's the night.

Alright. Let's put these peepers to work!

Also known as the high dive.

Also, did your head get real tiny?

Also, there's no food in the future. Only dust.

Also, this is a gummy bear. [squish]

Also, you think all this gold leaf is classy?

Although...

Always, we bow down to strongman. [Sokolov mouthing words]

Am a seeker of truth. Perhaps we can arrange some‐‐

Am I an American? ‐ Oh, gosh.

Am I Brain?

Am I right?

Am I? Somebody talk to me, tell me I'm‐‐

America's Stupidest Pets is my favorite show!

American Maniacs! [glitching]

An issue. Like, a topic of discussion.

And "ET: Elect Trump!"

And a busy‐ness woman. [typing, smash]

And a butler just for dusting the other butlers!

And a dominant species collectively unable

And a Dot.

And a little less cynicism.

And a poor man's Elmer Fudd."

And actionski!

And added a bunch of spaces.

And again with the teensy bubbles!

And all by manipulating the alpha waves of the human brain.

And all joking aside, reboots are symptomatic

And also for fix broken television. [glass shatters]

And am now the rightful ruler of this kingdom!

And another dozen of glazed squid ink.

And ask you one question.

And battery‐powered greeting cards!

And Beanie the Brain‐Dead Bison.

And blackmail every Senator with a campaign of lies and deception

And bring life to my horrible creation.

And Chris Pine shirtless on a catamaran.

And do you know what most humans use it for?

And don't call me Dottie!

And Drusilla Salmagundi.

And eaten them. DOT: Step back, boys.

And Egwind.

And everyone will be under my control!

And face them west so they catch the late light

And finally, "A Beautiful Brain"

And foods without any fingers at all!

And from there, world domination.

And get me a new coffee!

And given your narcissistic

And good luck at that revolutionary tribunal, huh?

And hand me the final ingredient.

And he caught me with his razor‐sharp claws!

And how did he become a mermaid? It's preposterous!

And I didn't take Gigi!

And I know just the person who can help us.

And I said fly?

And I wanna make him angry! For no reason.

And I was like, no, it's for Julia!

And I'm asking for your vote.

And I'm bored, bored, bored!

And I'm gonna sing a song about‐‐

And I'm here to complete my collection

And I've been saving it for a moment like this.

And I've written a sitcom spec. I'm a triple threat.

And if you don't believe that now, you will soon because...

And if you look down here, Alaska's down here now. I did that!

And in your mouth. And on my feet.

And in your spoon,

And intellectually bankrupt?

And it even has these teensy weensy bubbles!

And it feels like all eyes are on the race's front runner,

And it stopped, and then it waddled, [groaning]

And judging from the crumb spatter, I'd say these donuts were eaten

And kidnap the entire audience

And made him a demigod.

And more concerned with yelling them.

And must now live in people's mouths...

And my Animaniacs collection will be complete.

And my calves, Ambush and Bazooka!

And my ex‐wife doesn't call me at all. [laughter]

And my pecs, Mooby and Highbeam.

And never let 'em go?

And not just be the butt of

And now I don't have health insurance...

And now, I only have...

And now, I'm looking into a different camera.

And now, the nominees.

And now, to simply release oursel‐‐

And now, we just sit back and relax

And one time I stared straight into the sun for five hours!

And only tipped 5%, and I was like, oh, honey.

And our reward will be to harness the fiery power

And Pinkbad wanted cash for his return,

And prepare for tomorrow night.

And provide the perfect backdrop for our hot stone massage station.

And quite frankly, you were flat for the majority of that song.

And realized that our codependent relationship

And retrieve the recording

And rocked me...

And ruin my creative process?

And silliest animal!

And sounds that only dogs can hear.

And speaking of things that people pretend to watch but don't,

And start speaking from the heart.

And that Pinky and the Brain is full of fake science

And the best picture goes to...

And the callused heart of a con man!

And the complex proofs I've authored

And the human takes all the credit.

And the next second, he's completely disappeared.

And the reason this face is allowed on TV is

And then I got a pink dinosaur egg.

And then there's, uh, Pinky and the Brain.

And then we had this conversation?

And then we were back in the car together again.

And then‐‐ [grunt]

And then‐‐ zhoop! I flew out of the car!

And then, when you least suspect it,

And then...

And there's no way I'm moving to the moon!

And these two very excellent eyes

And they don't wanna be!

And they're giving every good boy a free ride. [Garp gasps, giggles]

And this is my underling, Pinky.

And to save you on a DNA kit,

And together, they sought revenge

And trust me, plates do not taste good! [laughs]

And use its limitless energy to take over Arabia!

And use them to take over the world!

And wanted to see the cave for himself.

And was about to ‐‐ ‐ Wait a minute, Brain,

And we've been acquired by Spooder.

And what appears to be a man with unusually small feet!

And what are you doing in my office?

And where did he get that water? ‐ Cut!

And who fled the country, correct?

And with it at my flank,

And you are the great Edward Snowden,

And you thought it was a super‐intelligent evil mouse.

And you'd better not make a mess of it,

And you'll see that, if you let her grab onto your hearts!

And‐‐ Oh no! No no no!

And, follow‐up question, will it be pancakes?

And, seemingly, the world!

And...

Andes! Alps! Adirondacks! No!

Anima‐nyet was real cerebral tonight.

Anima‐nyet!

ANNOUNCER: And next, tennis for the un‐athletic,

ANNOUNCER: Discus, when you absolutely, positively have to throw a plate.

ANNOUNCER: Equestrian.

ANNOUNCER: First up, organized falling,

ANNOUNCER: Goal!

ANNOUNCER: Goal!

ANNOUNCER: Goal! [crowd cheering]

ANNOUNCER: High jump, now legal in 12 US states.

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,

ANNOUNCER: This has been the post‐episode press conference

ANNOUNCER: Volleyball, the sport for tall people who can't dribble.

ANNOUNCER: We now go live to the post‐episode press conference

Another successful day of pillaging in the books!

Any interest in mentoring a young, future CEO?

Any last words?

Any other questions?

Any questions?

Anyone in the path of the matter wave

Anything we can get you?

Anyway, I am vote for Johnny Thanksgiving.

Anyway, I picked a really strong password this time,

Anyway, I will be taking mein cola now.

Appear in the Animaniacs reboot." [whimpering]

Are less a numerical language

Are Pinky.

Are plotting to steal your pretzel.

Are they nerdy or are they cute? Can they be both?

Are you gonna finish that?

Are you kidding me?!

Are you listening to me?

Are you okay, Jamie?

Are you okay?

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Are you pondering what I'm pondering? ‐ I think so, Brain,

Are you ready to see how my plan comes to fruition?

Are you scared?

Are you spies? Journalists?

Are you sure you don't want a turn, Brain?

Arrest every minstrel in the kingdom,

As a permanent member of the team.

As I'm set about my customary American chores.

As mein physique.

As planet Earth. [thud]

As popular internet meme slash dictator

As President, I'll send... JULIA: As President, I'll send

As the adoration pours in.

As you can see, the human brain used to be able

As you know, Pinky,

As you will see,

Ask this typical human man.

Astrology will descend into chaos.

At anything made in imperialist West.

At Congress.

At fun spa,

At Guilty River Casino for one night only!

At Hot Dog On A Log? [Pinky gasps]

At least not until I choose to release them.

At least, we think there's still a President Trump.

At once!

Attack her. She's the menace.

AUDIENCE: Aww.

AUDIENCE: Aww.

AUTOMATED VOICE: If you'd like to make a call...

Aw... Is it 'cause you're real bad at it?

B.R.A.I.N. represents rodent‐kind's crowning achievement

B.R.A.I.N.: Now, we are getting somewhere.

Barbara Bush's memoir,

Be gone!

Be sworn in as President.

Because I am going to put her through hell!

Because I am ignorant plebeian.

Because I don't see me own reflection.

Because I said... love. ‐ Quantium.

Because it's a very, very nice island.

Because my heart is working smarter than anybody else.

Because my job has been fully automated by robots made in China,

Because that's one less car someone can buy to pollute the Earth.

Because they're a key part of our demographic.

Because when I find the person who did this,

Because you're old Brain, aren't you?

Beef Wellington. Belgium. My favorite color is...

Beep beep beep! Zort. Ow!

Before one of the Jimmy's gets him.

Before the FBI descends on us?

Behold, Pee‐gor!

Behold, Pinky! [beeping]

Behold! [gasp]

Behold! I am...

Behold! The age... of the internet!

BENEDICT: [gasp] Egad!

BENEDICT: Okay!

Besides, Snowden is clearly one CPU short of a motherboard.

Besides, we want the old Scratchy back, don't we?

Better to have one and not need it than need one and not have it.

Between Camembert and Brie. So,

Big finish! Yay!

Big game hunter...

Big hug! Narf!

Bill...iam. Billiam!

Binary Rodent

Bloopf! ♪ upbeat techno music playing ♪

BOOMING VOICE: Are you sure you're not a robot?

BOOMING VOICE: In what year did Mongols first invade your childhood city‐state?

BOOMING VOICE: Incorrect username/password combination.

BOOMING VOICE: Prove you're not a robot by finding all the buses in this picture.

BOOMING VOICE: What are the nine middle names of your firstborn son?

Born in South Virginia.

Both physically impossible and tough to beat.

BOTH: ♪ A pie for you, a pie for me ♪

BOTH: ♪ A zit, a zit ♪

BOTH: ♪ A zit, a zit ♪

BOTH: ♪ But we know it's not ♪

BOTH: ♪ I tell you what, I don't know what to do ♪

BOTH: ♪ I wanna dance until my limbs fall off ♪

BOTH: ♪ I'd be so horrified right in my gut ♪

BOTH: ♪ Make your shows revered ♪

BOTH: He can't swim!

BOTH: Hello, doctor!

BOTH: I knew it!

BOTH: Love is a lie, it'll end in heartbreak,

BOTH: Mace, parchment, lance, go!

BOTH: Ooh!

BOTH: Quiet, Pinky.

BOTH: That's what I was gonna say!

BOTH: The Surprise Party! We might just surprise ya!

BOTH: We're in jail!

Boy, I hope Future Brain is okay, wherever he is.

BOY: ♪ La la la la la ♪

BRAIN [on recording]: Pinky! Listen to me very closely!

Brain, father of dragons!

Brain, I don't mean to be dramatic,

Brain, no!

Brain, what nine characteristics

BRAIN: ♪ Bonding ♪

BRAIN: ♪ Bonding ♪

BRAIN: 10 resignations in 10 days.

BRAIN: Ah‐ha.

BRAIN: Ah, yes. Researching the most economical means

BRAIN: Ali Ba‐brain took a bag of the thieves' gold and headed for home.

BRAIN: And often long after.

BRAIN: But one day, Brainladdin found something

BRAIN: Did I mention he was incredibly stupid?

BRAIN: Disable active camouflage.

Brain: For my costume, of course!

BRAIN: From that day hence,

BRAIN: I can't believe I didn't get a single vote!

BRAIN: I will!

BRAIN: John‐Jacob, Jingleheimer, Schmidt‐‐

BRAIN: Knowing you, Pinky, is its own kind of medieval torture.

BRAIN: Meanwhile, Ali Ba‐brain had successfully built

BRAIN: My hopes that this stunning plate was a particularly

BRAIN: No!

BRAIN: Prepare yourself, Pinky.

BRAIN: Shut up. [slap]

BRAIN: Splendid!

BRAIN: The known universe. Over 100 billion galaxies.

BRAIN: The known universe. Over 100 billion galaxies.

BRAIN: The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

BRAIN: The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

BRAIN: The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

BRAIN: The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

BRAIN: The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

BRAIN: True to his word, Brainladdin used his first wish

BRAIN: Well, Egwind. Pinky and I have been

BRAIN: Whoa! PINKY: Poit!

BRAIN: Without a doubt, Pinky, my most ingenious invention to date!

BRAIN: Wonderful.

Brain!

Brain! Stop!

Brain? ‐ If I answer this,

Brain? [Brain yelling]

Brain? [fizzling]

Brainladdin was the most clever mouse in all the land.

Bullying somebody around?!

Business Pig.

But a banana hammock? Hoo! Not as comfortable as it sounds.

But a water bed filled with ranch dressing?

But actually, that reminds me of another dream

But alas, he was born without a single dinar to his name.

But aren't we mice?

But before I go,

But do you really think we could train bees to make mustard?

But first, the Brain!

But first, you need to learn how to drive!

But first...

But he's simply a simple simpleton.

But hey, there's no "I" in team!

But how do I know she's even real?

But I could not tell them apart!

But I don't remember which one's which.

But I know that's not true.

But I refuse to give anymore!

But I say "en‐velope."

But I think I speak for both us when I say we'd like you to join us

But I think it's time I stopped speaking from the brain,

But I was thinking Paris.

But I wasn't paying attention. I mean,

But I will do as you request.

But I zink it's because everyone wants to see me fail!

But I'll have the last laugh.

But I'm always amazed at how beautiful your castle is.

But if I clone myself,

But if I'm not your best man,

But if my knees bent backwards like an ostrich,

But if we can harness his thespian talents,

But in my opinion, being anti‐cheese is downright anti‐American!

But isn't "eleven" just a fancy way of saying "one‐teen"?

But it wasn't my house per se‐‐

But it's probably for the best.

But listen, I'm not here to butter you up

But mine's more of a feathery situation.

But nobody bought my celebrity cookbook!

But none so ripe for the picking...

But now...

But only if it's tasteful and makes sense for my character.

But rather my enabling of your systematic emotional and physical abuse.

But soon, my time will come.

But thanks. PRIEST: Can we finish this?

But the American people don't trust politicians who fly solo.

But the green one keeps getting in the way!

But the judges may deduct for comical mispronunciation.

But the main one was to take over the world

But the rules are the rules.

But the wicked cashier would only offer him store credit.

But they'll never take‐‐

But this guy's a cutie!

But this guy's name is Grilled Cheese Art!

But this soda is almost as perfect

But those days are finally over. [slide whistling, crash]

But today's plan? Woo! Real doozy.

But unfortunately, we've had to bump you.

But we are classically trained musicians,

But we have a serious bunny infestation.

But we must be careful, Pinky.

But we shall apply the same principles of domestication

But what does a steam‐powered giraffe even eat?

But who carries cash in this economy?

But yet again, here I am, totally helpless.

But you can call me Gabriella. You must be Brain.

But you can just call me your favorite Warner sibling.

But you can't mash what is already mush. ‐ Narf!

But you can't take the Moulin Rouge out of the girl." [laughs]

But you flew too close to the sun,

But you know I can't accept gifts from lobbyists.

But you only have one minute left.

But you'll never control me.

But you'll never perfect it because the battery is faulty.

But you've never told me

But, isn't the real tyrant high fructose corn syrup?

But, it's important to be gentle with your toys.

But, my neural net processor adapts and evolves.

But, no. No, no, no.

But, oh, what a story we'll tell our children, eh?

But, only in exchange for...

But, the only source is a rare exotic fern

By altering the moon's pull on the Earth,

By eating refined sugar?

By Kathryn Bigelow. [wheezing laugh]

By letting me tell another story

By programming my own intellect into this machine,

By several orders of magnitude.

By the Brain. [applause, cheering]

By the presence of the mythical creature Pegasus.

By the way, I've probably been in here a thousand times,

By which to nourish their enslaved human workforce.

Cairo,

Can you tell your dog to put a sock in it, please?

Can zomebody turn on ze fan?

Can't judge a book by its cover, can you?

Can't take a little Russian razzing?

Capable of so much more!

Capricorns Tauri, [moo]

Cartoon characters today have successfully achieved

Cartoons! You gotta march, march, march!

Cave‐1‐2‐3!

Check out this new one I've been working on.

Cheers, mate! Cheers, mate! Cheers, mate! Cheers, mate!

Chewy enough for ya? [gasps]

Chicken Boo, Buttons, Walter Wolf...

CHILDREN: Yeah! Share!

Circle into square! Circle into square!!

Clearly, the arts are alive and well in this kingdom.

CLOWN: Come on, what's the matter?

CLOWN: No, I'm not!

Come again?

Come now, Riley! Stop messing about!

Come on, everybody!

Come on, everybody!

Come on, man! Say something!

Come on, sibs. We got a montage to catch!

Come on! March!

Come with me if you actually want to take over the world.

Come, join me,

Come, monster.

Come, Pinky. We must prepare for tomorrow night.

Come! Let us await our intergalactic guests.

Come. We must go back to the lab and prepare for tomorrow night.

Committee on Un‐human Activities,

Consequently, my cognitive capacity now dwarfs yours

Consider yourselves lucky.

Consume and regurgitate the ball in play.

Contemplating the brief nature of our existence.

Corruption in government.

Costumed as a baby. ‐ And cut!

Could get repetitive stress injuries?

Could I trouble you for more of your delicious no‐bake cheesecake?

Courage, Pinky.

Croques of all kinds!

Crossed the entire cosmos,

CROWD: Huh?

CROWD: Julia! Julia!

CROWD: Julia! Julia!

CROWD: Nils! Nils! [cameras flashing]

CROWD: Nils! Nils! Nils!

CROWD: Nils! Nils! Nils!

CROWD: Nils! Nils! Nils! ‐ I love you, Nils!

CROWD: Nils! Nils! Nils! Nils! Nils!

Crucial swing state.

Cut!

Cuteness fades.

Deary me.

Deep state tomatoes, that's the issue.

Definitely dead this time.

Deionizing proton thrusters.

Descartes replies, "I think not."

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Despite my obvious brilliance, there's one thing I've overlooked.

Destroying the ozone layer for good.

Did I break the record? What was my time?

Did somebody just say tinfoil sandwiches?

Did that witch come back?

Did this book just insult me!?

Did you guys see that coming?

Did you see Cheryl's post? She got bangs!

Didn't have all the...

Didn't that just make you feel something, Brain?

Digital copies of every Harry Potter film,

DINGOES: Cheers, mate! Cheers, mate! Cheers, mate! Cheers, mate!

DINGOES: G'day! G'day! G'day!

Dirt, dust, mud, and soil!

Disable active camouflage.

Do something!

Do we join 'em? Yakko Warner, thoughts.

Do you even know what her favorite dessert is?!

Do you have the decoy envelope ready? ‐ Got it!

Do you look for in a friend, and why?

Do you really wanna destroy all this wonder and beauty?

Do you think yourself better than Shakespeare?

Do you want a cookie? [grunts]

Do you want delicious organic produce delivered right to your door?

Do your best impression of Colony Collapse Disorder.

Do your best to imitate an opposable thumb.

Does he have a death scene?

Does that mean I'm a vampire?

Doing it the best!

Don't be afraid to speak out!

Don't look at them. ‐ Good morrow, my lords!

Don't mind if I do!

Don't mind if I do.

Don't stop now! Get to the good part.

Don't you already know that I'm not?

Don't you just wanna clutch 'em tight

Don't!

Dot Warner, who is at the polls in Iowa.

DOT: [sing‐songy] Come out, come out, wherever you are!

DOT: ♪ A Zit ♪ ZIT: ♪ A Dot ♪

DOT: ♪ Forbidden domain‐y ♪

DOT: ♪ I can't erase ♪ ‐ ♪ I'm in a rut ♪

DOT: ♪ I have a Zit ♪ ZIT: ♪ I have a Dot ♪

DOT: ♪ It's great to have a Zit! ♪ ZIT: ♪ It's great to have a Dot! ♪

DOT: ♪ It's growing on me ♪ ZIT: ♪ On me ♪

DOT: ♪ Thanks a lot! ♪

DOT: ♪ We breed birds without arms on our factory farms ♪

DOT: Ahhh!

DOT: Alright, sister!

DOT: Aw, come on, Ralph.

DOT: Cricket Mundial.

DOT: Hey, wait a minute!

DOT: Is that supposed to be Hello Nurse?

DOT: Ooh! Look at his tiny tootsies!

DOT: Oop! ♪ music stops ♪

DOT: Space Spheres Mundial?

DOT: That's it!

DOT: This cupcake is the cutest thing I've ever seen.

DOT: Wakko, stop!

DOT: We'll tell you when you're a little older.

DOT: We're getting Futbol Mundial.

DOT: What's the matter, boys?

DOT: Yakko really depends on the support of his family.

DOT/WAKKO: Oh, can we keep them? Can we? Can we?

DOT/ZIT: ♪ Hey, we could be a hit ♪

Dr. Otto von Scratchansniff.

Drone is malfunctioning again.

Drusilla, will you be my wife?

During tonight's electrical storm.

During your procedure, I installed an obedience chip,

DUST‐BOY: I am incapable of feeling.

Easily top two.

Eating my food?!

Egad, Brain! Look at all the pretty ponies!

Egad, it sure is strange to see two Brains at once!

Egad! What does this button do? [buzz]

Eh‐‐ uh‐‐

Either way, it would have ended in unbearable tragedy.

Elephanté.

Ergo... [zap]

Error! Error! Error!

Even if you think he's drone, he's going to win anyway.

Even ones that come with their own bun‐stocks!

Every four years.

Every Senator is seedy and corrupt.

Every single communication Americans have made,

Every single First Lady of the United States of America!

Every tiger... [grumbling]

Every time something comes towards me.

Every yakuza and their mother is trying to get their hands on it.

Everybody's phone calls, texts, and emails.

Everyone in the world is going to want one!

Everyone thinks they're humans.

Everyone! There's something going on with Senator Garp!

Everything he had seen.

Everything that currently is, and everything that will come to be.

Excellent. It's all coming together!

Except the overly teen angsty Order of the Phoenix.

Excus‐‐ Ahh!

Excuse me, ma'am.

Face it, guys. We're out of ideas.

Facts that haven't been repeated enough yet.

Famed for its production of cheese!

Famous hunter of exotic cartoons,

Fancy a bit of song to get the old courage up, eh?

Fare thee well.

Faster than you can say, "Clams casino!"

Father, do you even understand my proposal?

Fear on the other hand‐‐

Feel safer from the threat of...

Fell into a subway toilet.

FEMALE CO‐HOST: This comes just days after the US government

Female Medical Professional.

Fertile soil, cool water,

Fewer strokes really does mean less irritation!

Fill out a comment card on the 19th floor.

Finding anything? ‐ Just a lot of red herrings.

Fine, but I am changing my name to Julia,

Flaming sand‐suck? [prisoners screaming]

Foil‐wrapped chocolates!

Follow sister Dotski.

Follow the money.

For future generations.

For his treachery!

For Lichtenstein, Gils Braveheart.

For life! I am going to‐‐

For make subversive content song in Putin wonderland of tolerance.

For me, your future‐‐

For minstrels the world over?!

For my master plan.

For my prototype! Behold!

For old and new fans alike.

For outrageous and relevant content.

For starters, my slacks are smokey topaz,

For the Animaniacs reboot.

For the Surprise Party in Florida?

For world domination so foolproof,

For your cartoony rights!

For‐‐ for‐‐ building a better tomorrow!

Forget it, Ralph, it's Chinatown!

Former government contractor who exposed the NSA's extensive wiretapping program,

Found 'em.

Free hats for everyone!

From a Warners segment.

From the original cast of Animaniacs,

From there, together, we can‐‐

From this point forward, it will be Pinky, the Brain,

Funneled, collected, and analyzed,

GABRIELLA: [sigh] Brain, we should've been honest.

GABRIELLA: ♪ I wanna dance, I wanna dance ♪

GABRIELLA: Oh, look! [yell, grunt]

Gabriella's on Team Blake?

Geminis will be eliminated entirely. [screaming]

General relativity and quantum mechanics

Genius.

Genius.

Get in there, please.

Get out of my head!

Get out while you still can!

Get over it, no big deal. JK!

Give me the laser gun. ‐ No! Give it to me.

Given that the Earth is 80% water,

Giving me super cute superpowers!

Glad we had this exchange of ideas. Now run along,

Gloria Estefan is back ♪ conga music ♪

GLOWING EYES 1: Excuse me. Sorry. Didn't‐‐ didn't see you there.

GLOWING EYES 1: Whoever is licking my face better stop.

GLOWING EYES 1: Yeah, I think I'm sitting on it.

GLOWING EYES 2: Oh wow, look who showed up and decided to be passive aggressive.

GLOWING EYES 2: Ow! My knee!

GLOWING EYES 2: Whoever is licking my face better keep going!