Pinky and the Brain - Season 2 Edit

A BEAR CLAW AND A MOCHA CAPPUCCINO.

A REAL HUMDINGER.

A THING SO GREAT

A VALUE PAK BOTTLE OF SKIN STINGER,

A VAT OF TORTOISE WAX,

ABSOLUTELY INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM THE REAL PLANET.

ACTOR'S ACTOR NICK NOLTE,

AH, MY NEWSPAPERS.

AH! "AS READ BY...

AH! HE'S TALKING TO ME.

ALABAMA BUGLE,

ALBUQUERQUE TIMES,

ALL RIGHT. NOW LET'S TRY THIS ONE MORE TIME,

ALL RIGHT. UM, ARE WE GOING TO...

ALL RIGHTY, BRAIN.

All: BUY! SELL!

All: FREE T SHIRTS?!

AN ERA WITHOUT CRIME,

AN ERA WITHOUT QUENTIN TARANTINO.

AN ERA WITHOUT TAXES,

AND A HAPPY LITTLE METEOR,

AND A TRIPLE WORD SCORE TO BOOT.

AND ALL THINGS MÂCHÉ

AND AMUSE YOURSELF WITH HER OSCILLATING FAN?

AND AN ASSORTMENT OF MAGNIFIED READING GLASSES.

AND COULDN'T GET A BETTER SEAT.

AND END UP IN ADDIS ABABA.

AND FETCH ME FAST MY FLOUR.

AND I GOT SOMEBODY SOME PRESENTS.

AND LET ME GET BACK TO WORK?

AND LET'S TRY TO GET IT STRAIGHT.

AND OUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS MORE MIKE LIKE.

AND PARADE AROUND TO THE MUSIC OF XUXA.

AND SPLIT.

AND THE CRIMINALLY INSANE.

AND THEY MAKE OUR BUILDINGS MORE BUILDING LIKE,

AND VERISIMILITUDE,

AND, OF COURSE, ABE LINCOLN.

AND, UH, THE NUMBER ONE REASON

ARE WE GOING TO...

AS A RUSTIC OVEN MITT

BECAUSE [GASPS]

BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T FAILED YET, BRAIN?

BECAUSE WE OWN THE WORLD!

BEHOLD, PINKY, OUR NEW DOMAIN

BELOVED TUNESMITH NEIL SEDAKA,

BEND AND SURRENDER TO IT INSTANTLY.

BOINGY! BOINGY! BOINGY! BOINGY!

BOO.

Brain: NOW TO FIND A PLACE

Brain: YOUR MISSION, PINKY,

BRILLIANT, BRAIN. WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?

BROTHER CLINTON, I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.

BUT BUT HOW WILL THEY ALL FIT?

BUT DON'T EXPECT ME TO BE NEIGHBORLY.

BUT ISN'T THAT WHY THEY INVENTED TUBE SOCKS?

BUT WE CAN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT NOW.

CHIA EARTH IS BETTER THAN THE OLD EARTH...

CITIZENS OF BRAINUS,

COME NOW, PINKY,

CONSTRUCT A CORE FROM A SYNTHETIC MAGMA,

CREATED BY CENTURIES OF SEDIMENTARY DISUSE?

CREATING MASSIVE GOVERNMENTAL GRIDLOCK.

DEPRIVING ALL OF HUMANITY

DID YOU OBTAIN MY FLOUR?

DISPOSABLE DIAPERS?

DO WE GET TO REST NOW?

DOES IT MAKE ME LOOK CHUNKY?

EEEE YOOPH!

EEHH...

EGAD, BRAIN.

EGAD! THAT'S BRILLIANT, BRAIN.

EGAD. WHAT A LONG NIGHT, BRAIN.

EHH!

ENCASE IT IN A THICK LAYER OF SHALE

FASTEN YOUR ORAL CAVITY.

FINALLY, A CONDUCIVE WORK ENVIRON.

FINISHED WORKING OUT YOUR PLANS

FIRE UP THE KILN, PINKY.

FIRST WE WILL RIP THE PAPER UP.

FJORD!

FLOUR, FLOUR."

FLOUR?

FLOUR. AND A CARTON OF TUBE SOCKS.

FOR THE LAST TIME, PINKY,

FOR THEIR FREE T SHIRTS,

FOR WORLD DOMINATION? NARF!

FREE T SHIRTS?!

FREE T SHIRTS.

FREE T SHIRTS.

FROM THIS DAY FORTH,

FROM THIS DAY FORWARD,

GEE, BRAIN,

GEE, BRAIN, YOU THINK THEY'LL COME?

GETTING HAPPY.

GOT, UM... SOMETHING.

GRACIAS, Y'ALL.

GRR!

GRRR!

GUESS AGAIN

GUESS AGAIN.

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

HA HA HA! HEH HEH HEH HEH!

HA HA!

HAPPY BOB THE PAINTER MUST HAVE HAD THE SAME DREAM,

HAPPY CLOUD.

HAPPY LABORATORY.

HAPPY LITTLE DEOXYRIBONUCLEIC ACIDS.

HAPPY PINKY!

HAPPY SIGN.

HAPPY SKY.

HEADED STRAIGHT TOWARD US.

HELLO, BRAIN.

HELLO. ZACABIMBABWE NEWS?

HERE. PUT THIS ON.

HEY, UH, BROTHER GINGRICH,

HEY! DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS?

HEY! WHOA! WHOA! HEY!

HIE THEE HENCE

HMM.

HMM.

HMM.

HMM. I GOT IT.

HOW ABOUT YOU?

HOW DO WE TAKE OVER THE WORLD THIS TIME?

HOW UTTERLY IRONIC

HUH?

HUMANITY WILL COME RUNNING TO CHIA EARTH

HURRAH! MY MONARCHY IS MONOTONY.

I ALMOST WISH...

I AM SUFFERING FROM AN ACUTE CASE OF CONQUEROR'S BLOCK,

I CALL IT CHIA EARTH.

I GIVE UP, BRAIN. YOU WIN.

I GOT HERE LATE

I I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT.

I MEAN, UM, ITALY.

I ORDERED EVERY PERIODICAL ON THE PLANET.

I SMELL JIHAD.

I THINK SO, BRAIN,

I WAS BUSY GENETICALLY ALTERING THESE SEEDS.

I WAS READING UPSIDE DOWN.

I WONDER IF WE HAVE ANY BAGELS.

I'LL BE IN THE CORNER PRACTICING MY CLAPPING.

I'M LOANING YOU TO A CIGARETTE COMPANY.

I'M LONELY.

I'VE COOKED UP A JUICY ONE, PINKY.

I'VE PROBABLY MADE ANOTHER HUGE MISTAKE.

IF I'M NOT BACK IN AN HOUR,

IN HERE, BRAIN: THE SIXTEEN CHAPEL.

IN OTHER WORDS,

IN THE HAPPY LITTLE SKY.

INTO ORBIT.

IS TO MAKE A SUPPLY RUN TO BIG STUFFS,

IT SHALL BE ACTUAL SIZE.

IT SHALL BE KNOWN AS...BRAINUS.

IT WILL MAKE OUR BRAVE NEW WORLD...

IT'S 2, 2, TWO EARTHS IN ONE.

IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG DICTATORSHIP.

IT'S LIKE FALLING DOWN,

IT'S MAKING ME QUEASY.

IT'S TIME TO IMPLEMENT PHASE 3.

LEAVING EARTH VACANT FOR MY CONQUEST.

LEST YOU FORGET, PINKY

LET ME JUST PLAY AGAINST MYSELF FOR A WHILE.

LET THE RIPPING AND DIPPING BEGIN.

LET US BEGIN.

LET'S DRAFT SOME BUREAUCRATIC LEGISLATION,

LET'S GO, PINKY.

LET'S REMAIN WITHIN THE REALM OF POSSIBILITY.

LIKE THAT.

LIKE THE METEOR THAT'S ABOUT TO DECIMATE

LIKE, GOSH, THEY HAVE FREE T SHIRTS.

LORD BRAIN IS TALKING TO ME!

LORDING OVER EVERY LIVING CREATURE

MAYBE PAINT A HAPPY LITTLE CLOUD

MY PLAN.

NARF!

NARF!

NARF! GOODY.

NARF.

NARF. [COUGHS]

NO, PINKY, PAPIER MÂCHÉ.

NO, PINKY, THE SEEDS NOT ONLY GROW VEGETATION,

NO, PINKY.

NO, PINKY. IF YOU MUST KNOW,

NO.

NOPE.

NOT AGAIN?

NOT YET, PINKY.

NOW LET'S CHECK ON THE PROGRESS

NOW QUIET. I'M RUMINATING.

NOW THAT'S A WORD

NOW, TO SEND STEPMOTHER EARTH

OF ENJOYABLE CHOREOGRAPHED PRODUCTION NUMBERS?

OF OUR PAPIER MÂCHÉ BUST OF ART BUCHWALD.

OF THE LOVABLE TV GENIUS JAMIE "KLINGER" FARR.

OH, BRAIN. THAT'S EVEN NICER

OH, FOR A CREATIVE IMPETUS.

OH, I'M GOOD.

OH, ONE SECOND, BRAIN.

OH, THANK YOU, BRAIN.

OH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN, BRAIN.

OH, YES, PINKY, THEY'LL COME.

OH, YOU SHOULD TRY THIS, BRAIN.

OH!

OH? ABOUT WHAT, BRAIN?

OH. CREATE A RIOT BY FORCING PEOPLE TO LISTEN

OH. SORRY, BRAIN.

OH. SORRY, BRAIN.

OH. TASTES JUST LIKE CHICKEN.

OH. TRADEMARK?

OHH!

OLD FRIEND,

ON A HAPPY LITTLE BRANCH

ONLY WITHOUT THE GROUND. AHH!

OOF!

OOF!

OR GLUE THESE FLEA MARKET FIND CORNCOBS TOGETHER

OR GLUE THESE FLEA MARKET FIND CORNCOBS TOGETHER

OUR DESERTS MORE DESERT LIKE,

OUR HAPPY LITTLE EARTH.

OUR LIVES SHALL BE FILLED WITH VIM, VIGOR,

OUT OF PAPIER MÂCHÉ.

OW! HA HA HA HA!

PAPA NEEDS A PLAN.

PERHAPS NO ONE HEARD ME SAY

PINKY, ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?

PINKY, END THIS INFERNAL TOMFOOLERY.

PINKY, FETCH ME MY PAPERS.

PINKY, I'M A STONE'S THROW AWAY FROM THE VATICAN. WHERE ARE YOU?

PINKY, SIMON SAYS GO LIKE THIS...

PINKY, STOP CHEWING ON THAT BALL OF FOIL.

PINKY, THAT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA.

PINKY, WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT?

PINKY, WHERE ON ALTER EARTH ARE YOU?

PINKY, YOU ARE A FISTFUL OF STUPIDITY,

Pinky: LIKE THE 'FRAIDY CAT OLD ONE.

Pinky: UM, I'M IN YLATI.

PINKY.

PLANET EARTH BELONGS TO US.

PLEASE DELIVER A SUBSCRIPTION OF YOUR FINE NEWSPAPER

PLEASE DELIVER A SUBSCRIPTION OF YOUR NEWSPAPER

POIT!

POIT!

REGIS PHILBIN'S I'M ONLY ONE MAN.

REGIS PHILBIN"!

REMIND ME.

RENDERING US THE SOLE INHABITANTS OF THE REAL EARTH.

RIGHT NOW, I'D KILL FOR...

RIGHT.

RIGHTY O, BRAIN. OH, IF YOU NEED ME,

ROUND.

RUN, PINKY! RUN!

SIMON SAYS.

SNAKE EYES.

SO KINDLY MAKE LIKE OPPENHEIMER'S THEORY OF NUCLEAR FISSION

SO, UH... WHATCHA DOIN'?

SORRY I'M LATE.

STAY WHERE YOU ARE, PINKY.

TAKE DEBBIE ALLEN HOSTAGE,

THAN THE ONE YOU BROUGHT ME BACK FROM DOLLYWOOD.

THANKS...Y'ALL.

THAT BEEF BRAHOUNA IS MAKING ME UNEASY.

THAT IS UTILIZED BY TODDLERS, THE AGED,

THAT NO HUMAN CAN RESIST, PINKY,

THAT THE STRONGEST OF SOULS

THE ARK OF THE COVENANT?

THE LOCAL BULK AND BUNDLE WAREHOUSE.

THE MOLECULAR STRUCTURE OF ALL THINGS PAPIER

THE MOST TREMENDOUS FORCE IN THE COSMOS

THE PLAN, PINKY...

THE SAME THING WE DO EVERY NIGHT, PINKY,

THE SAME THING WE DO EVERY NIGHT, PINKY:

THEN LURE ALL OF CIVILIZATION

THEN MAYBE WE CAN FILL OUR TROUSERS WITH MARSHMALLOW FLUFF

THEN VETO IT,

THEN WE SHALL DIP IT IN THIS GOOPY FLOUR WATER CHOWDER.

THERE IS A MYSTERIOUS POWER

THERE IS NO SUCH WORD AS "CHRAMECIRUM."

THERE YOU ARE, HAPPY LITTLE PLANET.

THERE'S A HUGE METEOR HEADED STRAIGHT FOR US!

THERE'S THIS HUGE METEOR

THEY CREATE MOUNTAINS,

THEY'RE THE FOUNDING FATHERS, BRAIN

THIS FROM A MOUSE

THIS IS AN HISTORIC DAY, PINKY.

THIS IS GETTING SO SAD.

THIS IS WHERE WE SHALL BUILD OUR EARTHLY DECOY.

THIS WORLD TOUR IS GETTING TO ME.

TO ACME LABS.

TO ACME LABS. EXPEDITIOUSLY.

TO MAKE AN INEXPENSIVE YET CHIC HARD HAT

TO PROTECT YOU FROM THAT PESKY, DESTRUCTIVE METEOR.

TO STAGE THE COMEBACK

TO THE TOUCHY FEELY MANDY PATINKIN?

TO THIS NEW TERRA NOT SO FIRMA,

TO UNLEASH MY FEARSOME ANGUISH.

TODAY IS THE START OF A NEW ERA,

TODAY, A RECYCLING PROBLEM.

TOMORROW, THE WORLD.

TONIGHT WE COOK UP AN ALTER EARTH.

TONIGHT'S PLAN FINISHED YET, BRAIN?

TROZ!

TRUST ME. OH, IT'S A DOOZY,

TRY TO TAKE OVER CHIA WORLD.

TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

TV FUNNY MAN ABE VIGODA,

TV: AND WITH THE HAPPY LITTLE BRUSH

TV: MAYBE A HAPPY LITTLE BLUEBIRD

TV: YOU CAN USE THESE OILY RAGS

UH, THE PLAN.

UH!

UH...GUESS.

UH...PLAN.

UH...THE PLAN.

UHHH!

UM, THE GREAT CUBES OF EGYPT.

USE THE TALENTS OF PAUL ANKA AND CARROT TOP

VERY WELL,

WE DID IT, BRAIN.

WE HAVE NO TIME FOR VERBAL BRIC A BRAC.

WE MUST IMPLEMENT PHASE 2.

WE SHALL CONSTRUCT AN EXACT REPLICA OF MOTHER EARTH

WE SHALL LAYER IT IN THE SHAPE OF MOTHER EARTH.

WE SHALL NO LONGER CALL THIS PLANET EARTH, PINKY.

WE SHALL USE SOMETHING

WELL, MOVE CLOSER, PINKY.

WELL, THAT'S HOW THEY DID IT ON THE WAYANS BROS.

WELL, THERE IS NOW, BRAIN,

WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK, BRAIN?

WHA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!

WHAAAH!

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHILE I'M GONE, BRAIN,

WHAT DO WE DO NOW, BRAIN?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT?

WHAT ELSE?

WHAT WERE YOUR OTHER ARTISTIC ENDEAVORS?

WHAT'S THE PLAN, BRAIN?

WHEN THE PAPER IS WET,

WHEN WAS IT CALLED "EARTH PINKY"?

WHEN WE MIX THEM INTO A FLORA PASTE FORMULA,

WHERE WE SHALL BE THE MASTERS OF OUR OWN DESTINY.

WHILE YOU WERE BUILDING THE 7 BLUNDERS OF THE WORLD,

WHILE YOU WERE FRIVOLOUSLY SPENDING MY FUNDS,

WHO ARE THEY?

WHO THINKS A FRESCO IS A CAN OF CARBONATED SODA.

WHOA OOPH! WOW!

WHOO!

WHY ARE YOU SO FAR AWAY, PINKY?

WHY NOT FINISH RECITING THAT MILK AD YOU STARTED LAST WEEK

WHY NOT GO BACK TO THE AMY CARTER TREE HOUSE

WILL BE ALTERED FOREVER.

WITH FISTS OF FURY.

WOOO...

WOULD THAT BE THE NEW ENGLAND OR THE MANHATTAN?

WOULD YOU, UH, CARE TO DANCE?

Y'ALL.

YAY!

YEAH! GO, GO! GO, GO! YEAH!

YES, BUT BESIDES THAT.

YES, OH, I'VE...

YES, PINKY, HAPPY NEW YEAR.

YES, PINKY, TRADEMARK.

YES, SIR. YES, SIR.

YES!

YES!

YES.

YOU ARE ONLY TO PURCHASE WHAT I HAVE WRITTEN ON THIS LIST.

YOU KNOW WHAT,

YOU MEAN...

YOU MIGHT MAKE A WRONG TURN AT OUAGADOUGOU

YOUR VERY PRESENCE IS MAKING ME ITCHY.

3 MILLION BAGS FULL. HA!

"CHRAMECIRUMS."

"FLOUR, FLOUR, FLOUR, FLOUR, FLOUR,

"FLOUR, FLOUR, FLOUR, FLOUR, FLOUR,

[ANGELIC CHOIR SINGS]

[BOTH COUGHING]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[CHEERING]

[CLANK] OW!

[CLANK] OW!

[CLANK] OW!

[CLANK] OW! HA HA HA HA!

[CLANK] OW! HA HA HA HA!

[CLAPS]

[DIAL TONE]

[FEEDBACK]

[FLIES BUZZING]

[GASPS]

[GLASS SHATTERS]

[GLOTALIZING IN AFRICAN DIALECT]

[GROUND SHAKING]

[HORN HONKS]

[INDISTINCT TALKING]

[MUFFLED] MM HMM, MM HMM, MM HMM.

[MUFFLED] MM MM.

[PANTING]

[PANTING]

[PLAYING HAPPY MUSIC]

[RINGING]

[RINGS]

[SHOUTING IN CHINESE]

[SIGHS]

* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN *

* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN *

* THEIR GENES HAVE BEEN SPLICED *

* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *

* YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH *

* YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN *

* YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN *

♪ ALL DRESSED IN BLACK. BLACK, BLACK ♪

♪ BEFORE EACH NIGHT IS DONE ♪

♪ BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN

♪ BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN

♪ BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN

♪ BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN ♪

♪ BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN ♪

♪ BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN ♪

♪ BY THE DAWNING OF THE SUN ♪

♪ HAVE BREAKFAST WITH THE KING ♪

♪ IS EASY TO EXPLAIN

♪ KING VITAMIN

♪ KING VITAMIN

♪ MISS MARY MACK, MACK, MACK, ♪

♪ ONE IS A GENIUS

♪ THE OTHER'S INSANE ♪

♪ THEIR PLAN WILL BE UNFURLED ♪

♪ THEIR TWILIGHT CAMPAIGN

♪ THEY'LL OVERTHROW THE EARTH ♪

♪ THEY'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD ♪

♪ THEY'RE DINKY ♪

♪ THEY'RE DINKY ♪

♪ THEY'RE DINKY ♪

♪ THEY'RE LABORATORY MICE ♪

♪ THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪

♪ THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪

♪ THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪

♪ THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪

♪ TO PROVE THEIR MOUSEY WORTH ♪

♪ YEAH YEAH

♪ YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH ♪