Animaniacs (2020) - Season 2 Edit

A "Young Wakko" spin‐off starring me as my own dad,

A 4D‐MAX movie about the forest floor!

A beach ball at the store usually costs $5.50.

A black and white broadcast was vital to my plan!

A bunch of nonsensical mumbo jumbo!

A complex formula involving quantum entanglement,

A fake golf club you can pee into when nature makes an emergency call

A forbidden love blossoms,

A four‐alarm fire at the National Institute of Health.

A Franklin stove!

A giant, exploding syrup factory at the top of a very tall hill

A hang is a 12‐toned metal percussion instrument

A hint of sandalwood?

A lot of geese were offended.

A meditation on capitalism, if you will.

A metric ton of ice,

A million gallons of piping hot syrup are racing toward you!

A new door delivered to your door every month!

A nuclear submarine!

A plate glass window in slow motion!

A quantum continuance disruptor, when the unthinkable happened.

A queso the Mondays!

A real friend would let me eat the garbage.

A skilled stunt pilot

A sprawling metropolis, where the possibility

A spray of the hair...

A spritz of perfume.

A spruce of the bangs...

A sticky situation?

A street scooter ride to the party and a slice of cake.

A super‐duper super‐villain island retreat,

A super‐duper super‐villain island retreat?

A super‐snowball!

A three‐headed dandelion?

A torrent of torment!

A whole five dollars!

About a hang bang clang.

About how people got paid to draw that.

About serial killers..." What?

About the dangers of leaky pipes.

About to steal your secret code, fly to space,

About what happened.

Activate the electromagnetic pulse,

Actually, a lot of things were easier when Brain was around. [sniffle]

Actually, hm, tomorrow night's no good for me, Brain.

Actually, wait. I've always wanted to try this.

Actually, what if I shortened it to just Pinky?

Address the Continental Congress at 7:00.

Administer tests.

After all, as chairman, he is your new boss.

After all, haste makes waste.

After receiving the latest script of our "adventures,"

Ah, but first, I'd‐‐ I'd love to hear that sweet, sweet code.

Ah, I tell you, who needs a credit union

Ah, sunny and warm. I guess not.

Ah, that's the stuff.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! ‐ Can you please be quiet, Brain?

Ah! ‐ Of course it's true!

Ah! ‐ Whoa!

Ah! [clattering]

Ah! [crash]

Ah! [grunts]

Ah! [panting]

Ah! [thud]

Ah! [wind blowing]

Ah! Ah! Oh! [panting]

Ah! Get off!

Ah! Hyah! [smash]

Ah! I've got you by the gills now, Wet Gregory!

Ah! Oh‐ah!

Ah! Oh‐ah!

Ah! Oh‐ah!

Ah! Oh‐ah!

Ah! Oh‐ah! Ah! Oh‐ah!

Ah! Ow.

Ah! Whoa!

Ah! Zort!

Ah.

Ah. What I mean to say is your dexterous digits

Ah...

Ahh‐‐ [silence] [beeping]

Al dente! [laughs]

ALIEN CHORUS: ♪ We're waiting, we're waiting! ♪

All done! [splash]

All I asked for was a hug, Brain.

All I do is sit around, watching everyone stand around me

All I'm supposed to do is open an umbrella?

All ideas, inventions, improvements, and improvisations

All thanks to that senile centenarian.

All thanks to this shiny watch.

All the matchbooks that I take from fancy restaurants!

All the meat at the bottom! Stir and enjoy!

All the stuff that goes down the toilet,

All the way to the Beltway

All tied up in a bow for you.

All we must do is install it in the computer‐‐ [grunts]

ALL: [gasp] No way!

ALL: ♪ Are we sure he deserves his own day? ♪

ALL: ♪ Are we sure he deserves his very own day? ♪

ALL: ♪ Columbus sailed the ocean blue ♪

ALL: ♪ Down to every judge's gavel ♪

ALL: ♪ He's the captain of endless mistakes ♪

ALL: Baby Chicken Boo!?

ALL: Crisis?

ALL: Hey!

ALL: May?

ALL: Nora!

ALL: Oh...

ALL: Ooh.

ALL: Phew!

ALL: Unsubscribe! Unsubscribe!

ALL: Words words words words words words...

ALL: Wow.

Allow me to introduce my guest,

Alright, get inside you two.

Alright, sister, I'll let you off the hook,

Alright, wise guy. You picked the wrong beloved animation icon to torment.

Alright! I got it!

Also, I didn't love that one part where I was in agonizing pain

Also, I'm feeding you to the lions.

Also, we will be having cookie later.

Also, what's a crani‐o‐totomy?

Always has an afternoon snack!

Am I right?

An ant farm with three active queens,

An employee.

An incredible game of Space Spheres!

An International Illuminati Concern dedicated

An open mic night.

An ordinary family reunion.

And "funny things to look at,"

And "Jason Momoa beach pics,"

And 2% nitrocellulose.

And a baby meatball comes out of it,

And a curvy where there should be a straight‐o.

And a lukewarm green tea with lemon and honey.

And a one, and a two, and a three,

And a radio.

And a surprisingly comfortable footstool.

And a... uh... [sighs]

And alas, I am merely the world's foremost scientific mind.

And all dat nasty tarianism."

And all it took was a little kink.

And all we had to do was tell a little white lie.

And also how tiny he is?

And because these ads are targeted at you and only you,

And because you're an idiot.

And becomes chocolate ice cream!

And before you say I'm too old to enter,

And can someone turn down this infernal heat!?

And cheer louder for me! But also,

And claim them as your own!

And claimed it for Spain even though it was already inhabited

And create global chaos!

And crumbles across world like cookie.

And dastardly than you.

And definitely not a bang bang.

And demand they sink Patagonia to the bottom of the ocean

And do everything I wanna do,

And do try to avoid the area around Chevy Chase as there is

And don't forget to smash that subscribe button!

And don't forget who created the tune. ‐ Um,

And enter my top secret five‐digit code. [Pinky straining]

And every other Friday, we shouldn't have to wear pants.

And everybody knows it! [zapping]

And fear of clocks!

And finally, Nero announces a glorious increase in taxation

And find the love of your life.

And finds other warm, delicious meatballs,

And focus your eye holes on my mouth hole.

And friendship.

And games you play with food.

And get some pizza. BRAIN: Oh, Pinky,

And give you a tiny tune‐up.

And he bit my leg a bunch of times.

And he can help us open a checking account!

And he has his own holiday why?

And he quit brushing in 1972!

And helps people fix their failing small business!

And here's a magic carpet! Giddy‐up!

And his most foolish guest, Brain.

And history at the same time!

And I don't taste very good! Ah! [chomp]

And I felt something weird. [grunting]

And I find it here at a hipster swap meet!

And I have been meaning to drop

And I have so much more I wanna do.

And I liked that 'cause so do I.

And I need to build seven puppets.

And I only sometimes get into fights on Goodreads.

And I should leave my husband!

And I suppose you hate your widdle birthday cake, too?

And I told you it was rude to keep secrets!

And I want you out of this workshop!

And I was like, "But they're all red wires, Brain!"

And I was married to an octopus!

And I will go back to before your conception

And I'm putting it on in Spanish,

And I'm starving!

And I've still only gathered enough for a single "shpritz"!

And if it's bad, they get dropped into a flaming pit!

And if we could take it back, we would!

And if you ate pasta and anti‐pasta,

And improv is the weakest of my comedic disciplines.

And injured my knee in a corn‐eating contest.

And it should be right...

And it weighs a mere 29,000 pounds.

And it's what? And doesn't Fluke wear blue?

And just act like he's a pet.

And kill Chris Pine.

And lasted as long as Theodora's first marriage.

And laughed at all your plans?

And let me guess.

And Maduro. The only thing more inflated

And modeling paste by Monday.

And more generally lack all higher cognitive function.

And more than one item of clothing each.

And my least favorite of all the senses.

And my poison taster,

And my width. [clicking]

And no extensions!

And no. I won't be telling you the code.

And not their no‐fractured rockabilly garbage!

And now I don't. [sighs]

And now third‐parties, governments, and law enforcement agencies

And now, it's dead

And now, the Longest Word in the English Language.

And on that subject, Putin, what's receding faster?

And our physical forms appear unscathed.

And pain.

And partly sunny like they are not the same thing?

And Pinky is my foolish guest.

And pot‐bellied Parliamentarians primed for the plucking!

And prepare for tomorrow night.

And prevent your parents meet‐cute!

And prodigious genius by neutralizing them.

And quieter.

And reckless intimidation.

And remember, I want an essay

And scrambled our bio signatures!

And sedition is certain to subside.

And send these three back where they came from.

And she put a curse on me.

And she told me it was just a garden hose.

And smash that subscribe button!

And society was bitterly divided over the war in Vietnam.

And spend millions on their Sweet 16 so they don't hate you!

And swim upward through the pipes... [beeping]

And take over the world by myself.

And take over the world for myself.

And that guy is Aaron Wong, but he couldn't come to my birthday

And that hole‐in‐the‐sky gag was straight out of Portal 2.

And that's how you take over the world!

And that's my final offer.

And that's why you were named "savviest under 70"

And The Brain!

And the Devil's number, and the Devil is here, and he's in my brain!

And the National Aquarium,

And the smitees are the object of the verb,

And the snake bit my hand!

And the truth... wait a minute.

And the water power plant, whatever it's called.

And the winner will inherit

And then freak out and throw up in a plant!

And then the blast threw us through

And then, he grows up

And then, remember that scene in Silence of the Lambs?

And there you go.

And they can have their own superpowers, too!

And they said it was a snake!

And they weren't just allegations.

And they will win special prize.

And this is Catfish Joan.

And this is one of our recurring cast members.

And travel to the Smithsonian to steal the Hope Diamond.

And undisputed SPQR Greco‐Roman wrestling champ,

And we can finish building my quantum continuance disruptor.

And we got stuck inside, and it drove us around and around.

And we never wanna make anyone feel bad.

And we played games! And we talked about our feelings,

And we'll be fused together forever!

And we'll show you other rejected characters like...

And we'll take over the world!

And we're in the 99 percentile of Neanderthals.

And we've got the DNA results to prove it!

And what is my art, and why is it art? Why?

And what is the US Constitution?

And what on Earth is liberty butter?!

And when that didn't work, they threatened to make him

And while you're at it, why don't you cut your ear off?

And who was the first person to try to eat an oyster?

And who will the people believe?

And why do people say partly cloudy

And why do we take the bus when the bus is the one taking us?

And with it, I will hold the world ransom

And with that pen, we can write a letter to Santa Claus,

And with that, he was back the same day

And yet, you worship at the feet of this sunglassed buffoon!

And you better tell BoyStorm to just play their hits,

And you both shop for jeans at the grocery store.

And you foiled the plan by switching out the Best Picture card

And you get nothing. ‐ What?

And you go back to being the paint‐by‐numbers

And you got yourself a classy little omelet station!

And you won't let us say anything,

And you wouldn't tell me the code, even though I really wanted to know,

And you're my favorite Warner sibling. I mean, honest, really. You are.

And you're not going to believe who I got.

And you're taking all the credit!

And your "special guest."

And, it has pockets!

And...

And... action.

And... it's good! [buzzer]

And... it's good! [buzzer]

And... where am I?

ANNOUNCER [TV]: And if Allen can sink this free throw,

ANNOUNCER [TV]: And if Allen can sink this free throw,

ANNOUNCER [TV]: And we're back. Let's start the drawing. ‐ Silence, Pinky. It's starting.

ANNOUNCER [TV]: And with just six seconds on the clock,

ANNOUNCER [TV]: And with just six seconds on the clock,

ANNOUNCER [TV]: And... it's good!

ANNOUNCER [TV]: Fluke dominates their second round match up,

ANNOUNCER [TV]: Oh. Yes.

ANNOUNCER [TV]: Tonight's Bingo Bango Ballo Jackpot is $20 million.

ANNOUNCER [TV]: With the fate of planet Earth

ANNOUNCER: Do you want the real experience of working at the DMV?

ANNOUNCER: For eons, the tarantula has roamed the Earth,

ANNOUNCER: Not so fast. As part of Warner Brothers'

ANNOUNCER: Tarantula Whistle is a registered trademark of Arachnophilia Industries,

ANNOUNCER: The Pink and The Brain Show!

Another 11 years from now.

Any DNA relatives we didn't know about.

Any more of your foolish ideas, and you'll bankrupt this studio!

Any questions?

Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Anyhoo, bidding starts at one dollar. One dollar. Who's got one dollar?

Anyone bitten will scratch themselves mad,

Anything but that!

Anything for my little princess.

Anything that you want to do.

Anyway,

Anyway, democracy is weak

Anyway, I don't need anything but your friendship

Approximately 1,000 humans

Are my greatest invention yet!

Are re‐purposed for only

Are the original pilots for Pinky and the Brain.

Are there any sayings

Are they members of an ultra‐rich ruling family?

Are those pigs‐in‐a‐blanket?

Are you feeling anymore vicious?

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Are you ready?

Are you the one they call...

As if you are Destiny's Child and your hands are Beyoncé.

As long as they want,

As long as we don't scroll through WebPix anymore.

As our next batch of rejected characters.

As revolutionaries or as traitors?

As the computer she spilled tea on.

As these clones are indistinguishable

As you can see, the "fasten seatbelt" sign has been turned off.

As you know, the goal of that mission was to retrieve these.

As you know, we all bring foolish guest to dinner.

Asia should be...

At 23 & WB.

At Rust Belt Technical College.

AUCTIONEER: Lemme hear five. Who's got five? Make me feel alive, show me five.

AUDIENCE MEMBER: Woo! ‐ Well, I will be your Pagliacci no more!

AUDIENCE: Ooh...

Aw!

Back into working order... [whirring]

Bah! Forget it. I don't need Pinky.

Baldo Billions,

Barring any unlikely last minute revelations.

Based on your recent search terms

Bath time!

Bath time!

Battling high winds and other fantastically adverse weather conditions...

Be careful not to submit your personal information

Be removed from this episode immediately.

Be the bigger man.

Because he's on vacation in Patagonia.

Because I taught one little monkey how to open his cage.

Because I'm from the wrong side of the tracks.

Because it's an emergency.

Because my body was being torn into a million pieces.

Because of a closure in the right two lanes,

Because people from other countries have higher artistic standards than we do.

Because the one thing we wanted to do most in the world

Because the only possible reason they wouldn't be here is if you kidnapped them.

Because they're missing.

Because this isn't what I ordered!

Because this party was never going to be perfect without Aaron.

Because we're definitely not going to the family reunion, just like you asked.

Because... ‐ Be gone, vile peasants!

Been fast‐tracked.

Before continuing to the next episode.

Before he comes on, here's a mouse on a stool.

Before I worked out I was actually in the cupboard.

Before jumping into a magical carpet land.

Before my mid‐frontal cortex turns to pudding.

Before she does the same to us.

Before we "preserve them" for the good of all humanity?

Being dumb and smart or whatever it is that they do?

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN: Let's see. "Penny saved is a penny you still have."

Besides Fort McHenry, Camden Yards, the Chesapeake Blue Crab,

Besides, any more jumps and the cosmos may tear itself apart entirely.

Besides, you don't wanna meet my family.

Better known amongst me more inti‐mates as the Artful Yakker.

Biggest and best squad‐based MMO, PVP game ever!

Billions of citizens gaze upon my games in wonder.

Binxy, Catfish Joan,

Birthplace of due process!

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...

Blasted stove!

Bleh...

Boil the odd conspirator, filet the odd peasant.

Boingy! Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!

Borborygmus.

Both because we have to be stealthy,

Both sides, loyal subjects. You see...

BOTH: [gulp] Solution.

BOTH: ♪ And now we're famous ♪

BOTH: ♪ And now we're famous ♪

BOTH: ♪ Keep it in your mouth ♪

BOTH: ♪ Spend a speck of dough ♪

BOTH: Ah!

BOTH: Back to bed. ‐ See our landlord!

BOTH: No strings attached?

BOTH: No! Don't open it!

BOTH: Ooh! Pudding!

BOTH: Reset password with at least

BOTH: Whoa.

BOTH: Yay!

Boy! Isn't it wacky

BoyStorm!

BoyStorm... boys‐semble!

Br‐ain! [feedback squeals]

BRAIN [unenthusiastically] ♪ Narf up, narf down, narf it all around ♪

Brain, I‐‐ Ah!

Brain, you have to meet my new groovy friends.

BRAIN: ♪ He has these poor fools thinking ♪

BRAIN: Alright, that's enough.

BRAIN: Behold, Pinky. Acme Labs' newly acquired computer.

BRAIN: Blegh! The most dreadful, awful,

BRAIN: Celebrating a little early, aren't we?

BRAIN: Egad! I mean,

BRAIN: Good evening, fellow dictators!

BRAIN: Left! Go left! No,

BRAIN: No, I am not.

BRAIN: Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh!

BRAIN: The National Institutes of Health.

BRAIN: The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

BRAIN: The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

BRAIN: This is ridiculous, Pinky.

BRAIN: Wait, that's it?

BRAIN: Warner Brothers!

BRAIN: What are you doing? Just jump!

BRAIN: Where is my transmitter?

BRAIN: Whoa! [grunts]

BRAIN: Why would they have a button that does that?

BRAIN: You're just in time, Pinky.

Brain!

Brain! Brain! Are you okay?

Brain! Phone!

Brain?

Brain?

Brain? W‐where you going with my birthday present?

Brexeunt has been defeated!

BROOM: That's right. Wipe those feet, Yakko.

BROOM: There now. It's all clean.

BROOM: Uh‐uh‐uh! Now, don't forget your promise!

BROOM: Yakko! Wakko! Dot!

Brothers, we gotta clean up this country!

Bunsies, too. Tee‐hee!

Business show on the Business Channel!

But alas, none have had the power to cause long‐lasting destruction.

But also your pockets are filled with maracas,

But as partners.

But at great human and environmental cost?

But be sure to wipe your feet on the mat before you come back in the house.

But he was holding me back!

But I did absorb some lessons in "paint by numbers glitz and glam"

But I didn't go because I wanted real‐life experience!

But I don't care. I'm so thirsty, I'd pay anything

But I don't need some silly ambulance‐‐

But I gotta warn you. This might be too groundbreaking.

But I have already decide on winner.

But I see by these broken frames I may be too late.

But I still had the diamond burning a hole in my pocket,

But I still love you.

But I was able to shuffle a few things around.

But I‐I have plenty of matches left! Ah! [hawk screeches]

But I'm certain it's exactly what you always wanted.

But I'm far more clever, more hardworking,

But I'm so hungry, my body is eating itself up,

But I'm sure it's not, and you've done a lot of research

But I've got the street smarts.

But if anything, the way the multiple timelines

But if he's doing all the work,

But if the house is pickles,

But instead, it contained age‐delaying moisturizer.

But it gave me time to finish the Saturday crossword.

But it's all the way in London. ‐ How far is that?

But me and some student activists are going to occupy the university

But mixed cheese is called a cheese board?

But modern data mining has changed all that.

But most of them never make it on the show.

But my equipment is worth more than... well, Pinky.

But my real birthday present was getting to spend the day

But nothing in the rulebook says a possum can't play Frisbee golf.

But now, they're ba‐a‐ack for revenge.

But of course, I didn't get the invite.

But only if they fall in love with cute boys.

But out of meat.

But perhaps today is the day you prove me wrong.

But please call me "the Nicktator"!

But save the jokes for 8:00, will you, darling?

But some have fewer, and some have as many as 12!

But that unlimited‐dairy‐free‐ ice‐cream‐for‐a‐whole‐hour‐counter

But that won't come until tomorrow at 8:30 AM.

But that's a better idea. Let's do that. Narf!

But the letter M isn't called "double N"?

But the most important lesson of all is to be yourself!

But the sketch is over now. You're free.

But the Wi‐Fi was a little spotty.

But then I found this one in the trash. Ah...

But then it got smarter than you

But then she got more votes than you did!

But then, I found a nice, tasty morsel

But then, I took it to the hardware store,

But there was someone even more devious

But they bailed last minute. [truck rumbling]

But they gave him another shot a few years later.

But this is clearly a porpoise!

But this is ridiculous.

But tonight is not just

But we must ask ourselves

But we still got that annoying leak.

But we wanted to take a moment to talk to you,

But will it blend?

But with ice cream, it's cuatro leches!

But yeah, objectively the best. You heard right.

But you are gonna do something for me.

But you seem to have today flawlessly mapped out to the very millisecon‐‐

But you were on time with the money.

But‐a believe you me.

But, can we do the last thing on my birthday list?

But, how did we get here?

But, how?

But, how? ‐ It was simple.

But, if I can lure a dog in here with this whistle,

But, if that's not your thing‐‐ FRANKLIN: Scientific breakthrough?

But, surely they haven't‐‐ [gasps] [beep]

But, uh, things may be moving a little fast for moi.

But, we want 600,000 in unmarked bills.

But, we're not gonna sing about that right now

But, you look like the sort of fashionable folks

By activating the neurons that cause aggression,

By altering the DNA of a deadly insect? [gasps]

By assigning you a pointless, menial task,

By covering all 3,240 square feet of hardwood floors

By eliminating the privacy part of the policy.

By going to eat dinner at a fancy dinner restaurant?

By hand of the Emperor Nero, here follows the news!

By Head Honcho Magazine.

By millions of people?

By pilfering pudding! And you...

By wearing a T‐toga!

By writing down all his personal problems

Bye‐bye. Have fun in the ocean. Huh? [toilet flushes]

Called Wipe Those Feet. Roll it!

Can close this gap.

Can I talk now? ‐ No!

Can it be? Is Brain...

Can live and work together to harness the weather

Can we enter your competition? ‐ Please?

Can you ever forgive me?

Can you hang your bang in a bang hang? UPTIGHT ANNOUNCER: Nope!

Can you read that back to me?

Can you think of a five‐letter word for fool?

Can't be... ‐ Mm. [smacking] What is it, Brain? [gasps]

Can't leave the fans hanging.

Can't let it slip through my hands again,

Capable of over 1,000 calculations a second,

CAPTAIN [over PA]: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.

Careful... Careful now...

Carlos! Is that you?

Cast. Out. The demon!

Certainly not me, but someone

Chaos theory, and thermodynamics

Clearly this one is not that.

Clic‐click here.

Click here.

Collapsible pitchfork! For the rioter on the go!

Color!?

Color?

Come crashing down round us.

Come now! It is time to find out

Come on, Pinky.

Come on, sure you do! A neat little kit came in the mail,

Come on! [honking]

Come on...

Come, Pinky, this plan is hopeless. [grunt]

Come, Pinky! We haven't a second to lose!

Come, Pinky.

Come, Pinky. This diamond should be enough to initiate my plan.

Come, Pinky. We must prepare for tomorrow night.

Come, Pinky. We must prepare for tomorrow night.

Come, Pinky. We must prepare for tomorrow night.

Come! We must prepare for tomorrow night.

Comes to fruition! Gesundheit, by the way.

Coming back at the end?

Completely decentralized, private, instant payment,

Confound it all!

Confound it!

Congratulations to...

Consist of 98% Hevea Brasiliensis sap

Contained the missing ingredient

CORA: [scoffs] Mom, can we go now?

CORA: Tacky!

Could be measured in micronewtons!

Could have both made it.

Crack open that thing over there that's all glowed up.

Creating evermore bizarre and unstable timelines.

Creating the perfect conditions [sprinkling]

CREEPY VOICE [muffled]: Six times seven is 42.

CROWD: Warneruses! Warneruses!

CROWD: Warneruses! Warneruses! Warneruses! ‐ Huh? Wha? [growls]

CRUELCO, maximizes profits

Cue the antics!

Cut off an actual witch in traffic,

Dates On A Plane!

Deal with unruly customers.

Dear brother Ralphonzo!

Defined as "the habit of deeming

Defined as being "against dis establishment

Demanding this unauthorized parody of Conan The Barbarian

Despite having everything a 1950s audience

Devised by the apprentices shall become property

Did I get the cool looks at hot prices?

Did you attend the Iowa Writers' Workshop?

Did you not read your apprenticeship contract?

Didn't you listen to the theme song?

DIRECTOR [whispering]: Okay, that was great, but could we just...

DIRECTOR: Nora, no! Oh! YAKKO: What are you two doing?

Disgusting thing I've ever seen.

DJ Baby Boom Boom!

Do not erase me! The void, she is cold and dark and‐‐

Do something!

Do you know what a "mute" is, Pinky?

Do you mind if I have some?

Do you not understand?

Does anybody wanna say a few words?

Does he save Christmas?

Does it say what kind of animal we are?

Don't any of you have hopes or dreams? [coffee maker whistling, rattling]

Don't come crying to me

Don't every single song with the words "you see."

Don't forget to smash that subscribe button! Poit!

Don't forget to tune into tonight's livestream and use the promo code

Don't have too much fun.

Don't make me come down there! Ow!

Don't wanna ruin your big night.

Don't want you getting cavities. Bad for your teeth.

Don't we have a tremendous island here?

Don't worry, I'll go get some.

Don't you get it? None of this is what I wanted!

Don't you know how to respect your elders and their puddings?

Door of the Month Club!

DOPPLER: Once the buildings of every major city are destroyed,

DOPPLER: You tried your fuzzy‐scuzzy best,

DOT: ♪ And win the blessings of the Pope ♪

DOT: ♪ He wasn't a looker and less of a charmer ♪

DOT: ♪ Though you'll be vexed, this deed's effects ♪

DOT: ♪ Through a bunch of nautical accidents ♪

DOT: And why is mixed fruit called a fruit salad,

DOT: Not even close, Columbozo.

DOT: See? We're you're great‐great‐grand cousins once bitten twice removed

DOT: This is the Magna Carta, Your Majesty.

DOT/WAKKO: Ah!

DOT/WAKKO: Phew! ‐ Okay, uh,

DOT/YAKKO: No!

DOT/YAKKO: Phew. [Wakko grunts]

DOTTINA: Ralphus?

Double their sentence! 20 years!

Dr. Doppler Doomsday Device. [squeaking, whistling]

Dr. Doppler's doomsday device is now ours for the taking.

Drat. We're too small to reach the security access pad.

Drawing oxygen from this discarded lipstick canister.

Duh‐‐ [screaming]

Duh, poor Ralph.

Duh, what is all of this then?

Duh... Dominican.

During the barrage of asinine expeditions

Dynamic, relatable, and also complex.

Each globe contains genuine mummified citizen!

Each of them, my precious creation.

Easily irritated egomaniac?

Eating three to four baby carrots,

Economic turmoil, and unjust foreign wars,

ED SULLIVAN: Hey! Those muffins were for everybody!

Edgar Allan Poe's memorial,

Ee! Ow! Oh! Ow!

Egad! Everyone's been raptored!

Egomaniac,

EGWIND: [grunts] Ah!

Eh, forget it.

Enjoy.

Enough with fibbing.

Entirely suggestible to my command for five minutes!

Equipped with all the latest world‐domination technologies!

Especially when it's this delicious!

Et cetera, et cetera, sanctus sanctus dominus, e pluribus unum,

Even 3,000!

Even in The Beatles.

Even so, it should be enough to render

Even the toilet paper is digital now.

Even though it's my birthday,

Even though listening is very boring

Every day, Mrs. Kettle dusts the busts in the great hall.

Every household in the colonies is gonna want...

Every moment we tarry there we risk descending

Every super villain needs one!

Every year, the former "president"

Everybody knows that.

Everyday safety tips for the most common emergencies.

Everyone can make time for just 15 minutes of exercise!

Everyone in Colorado!

Everyone knows I keep it 100.