After you, dude.
And all we can say is...
And the best time to be...
And we can see down your...
And you know..
Are you a mineral?
Are you a tank?
Big dude! Down here!
Brothers and sisters...
But how?
But if you lose...
But it will today, dude
But the point is, we died.
Butch and Sundance: The Early Years.
Catch you later, babes!
Catch you later, Bill and Ted!
Catch you later, evil dude.
Catch you later, God.
Charlemagne.
Choose your game.
Come along.
Come here!
Come on, Death.
Come on.
Come to Oatsie!
Cool!
Darling.
Did you assume the most brilliant scientist..
Dudes! This is no time to be playing games!
Everybody, say hello to Station's creation!
Excellent work, dude
Excuse us, dude, but is there any way back?
Fags!
For all four of you
Fresh fudge.
Gandhi.
Get back here!
Get down with your bad self!
Good thinking, dude!
He brought us when we challenged him and won
He said, shut your holes!
Hello there
Hold it right there!
How do we get his attention?
How?
How's it doing?
How's it hanging, Death?
I am Bill S. Preston...
I can answer that question.
I can't believe we just melvined Death
I got a very bad feeling.
I hope the Stations know what they're doing.
I love show business.
I think I have an idea.
I think we're about to embark on an unprecedented expedition.
I think we're in our own personal hell.
I think you guys should stop right there
I will...
It's something big.
J 7.
Joanna! How'd you call so fast?
Just missed, dude.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Let me introduce you to a little friend
Let's continue our study of the physics of acoustical reverberation
Let's rock, Death.
Logan residence.
Looks like this is the place.
Mars, Jupiter, Uranus.
Maybe we should try one of these tunnels
Miss
Movies?
No way, sir?
No way!
No way!
Not bad, E.T.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Not!
Now we can save the babes.
Now where are we?
Now.
Okay, how many syllables?
Okay.
One, two, three, four!
Right this way, please.
Right. Only there's one thing you didn't think of.
Rufus. My favorite pupil.
Second, we warn the princesses.
Shut up, Bill.
Shut up.
Smokey and the Bandit III.
So, God, as if you didn't know...
Sorry. They melvined me.
Spirits, can you hear me?
Station.
Stellar, Evil Ted!
Study these books well.
Stupid, pathetic, craven little cretins.
Ted, I have an idea.
Ted, if I die, you can have my Megadeth collection.
Thank you.
Thanks, Rufus.
That one's me, right?
That other you's a real jerk.
That's because...
The point is, I know we promised you a better life than this.
Third, we buy stuff to build good robot usses.
This is most non non heinous.
This is not what I expected this place to look like.
This is Ted "Theodore" Logan!
This lovely lady is the Grim Reaper.
Time has told.
We got totally lied to by our album covers, man
We mugged three people and took their clothes. Sorry.
We're here, dude.
We're Wyld Stallyns!
Well, you see...
What a shithead.
What if we win?
What if you don't win?
What is the meaning of life?
What? What?
When my mission is completed...
Who am I?
Who are you?
Who was that guy?
Wise dudes.
Would you help us build good robot usses...
Yes! I totally loogied on that good dead me!
You can't sing.
You made your brother cry.
You think so?
You totally did it, dude!
You ugly, red source of all evil!
You will come with me.
You're a most excellent scientist.
You're not strong! You're silky boys!
You've been referred to us...
Your shoelaces are untied
"How's it going?" Yeah.
Any luck? They're not at our place or theirs.
Best of seven? Damn right!
Come on, dude. It's not funny.
Dude. What?
Dude. What?
First, we totally kill Bill and Ted. Then we take over their lives.
Good morning. Sergeant.
Greetings, my excellent pupils. Station
Hey, Devil dude! Down here!
Hi, guys. Hi, Missy
I knew he put it in the J's. Good thinking
I said "Plum." No way
Initiate the final plan. You got it, great one.
Let's split up. That way he can't get us so bad.
Listen to us. Beware!
Maybe sell more blood. Think about selling the instruments.
Now what? I don't know.
Theodore... I'd love to.
We'll be going now. Keep up the good work.
Well, then they're yours, dude. Whoa! Thanks, dude.
You won't get away with it. Time will tell.
... be based on the ideas and the music..
...a kiss..
...are we ready?
...as I wander through this dark and Ionely forest of life..."
...celebrating their fifth year in the 20th century...
...for your dear old granny, Bill?
...forever.
...forever.
...founder of the Faith No More Spiritual and Theological Center.
...I send you back into the darkness!
...it's the Grim Reaper, dude.
...leave your celestial abode and speak upon us..
...of maybe a scientist or something.
...on a well played round of charades.
...our bass player, the Duke of Spooks...
...statiophonicoxygeneticamp lifiagraphiphonideliverberator.
...the Good Robot Usses!
...we're not the three wise people you might have thought we were
...Wyld Stallyns.
...you will stay here in Hell...
"...man of wars, starfish, blowfish, catfish..."
"Joanna...
"Only the most serene and enlightened souls shall gain audience."