Arrested Development - Season 1 Edit

A bachelor party? You want one now? Come on.

A Bluth family favorite since George Sr. unsuccessfully...

A cage dancer.

A company whose founder may be on trial for treason...

A conflict Tobias inadvertently helped him solve.

A couple of fun girls...

A date? This is a date now? I thought this was just business.

A delicious whodunit after this.

A division of Chem Grow, an Allyn Crane acquisition, and part of the Squimm Group.

A fact that took Lindsay and Maeby an hour and a half to ascertain.

A family reunion might actually be a pleasant experience.

A feeling? Oh, don't tell me you won't open it on ethical grounds?

A friend of mine at the yacht club, he used her for his bachelor party.

A guy comes over and drops off a bag.

A kid without discipline can get into some pretty tough stuff.

A little doughy.

A man is looking back at you. A man with dreams and aspirations!

A month ago. Oh, I’m sorry. I’ve been meaning to call you. I really have.

A mother who you can't trust;

A never nude? I thought he just liked cutoffs.

A never nude? I thought he just liked cutoffs.

A Newport Beach landmark burns to the ground.

A one time employee who lost his arm...

A place I'd never set foot in before.

A real connection.

A salesgirl.

A sea of waiters, and no one will take a drink order.

A self choking for the ages.

A sister who takes your money and throws it away;

A small price to pay for self esteem, Michael.

A Spanish language soap opera star.

A stay in bed mom.

A stay in bed mom.

A suggestion of something to invest in, or maybe, uh, maybe a business idea?

A waiter hands him a note; suddenly he's Steve McQueen.

A week before the fire...

A woman shows all during a fracas at a local restaurant, sources say.

A woman who actually works two jobs.

Aah!

About denying him his chance to be happy.

About her show, El Amor Prohibido.

About our grandmother's death or that you sunk a $ 700,000 yacht!

About the misunderstanding from the night before.

About the paperwork that would be required of them if Gob actually didjump.

About, uh, where Maeby came from, and, uh...

Absolutely not dating her.

Absolutely, and I say we take it...

Absolutely. Here. Take 225 from me.

Absolutely. It's preemptive, you know, happens before something else. So...

Ach!

Act... No. Finish. Finish. Um, without paying what? Taxes?

Actually, I am the breadwinner, Michael, as it turns out.

Actually, I used to think that, too, but it's better than the alternative.

Actually, I'm kind of the charitable one of the family.

Actually, I’m studying cartography now... the mapping of uncharted territories.

Actually, Lindsay was so upset at Michael...

Actually, Lindsay was so upset at Michael...

Actually, Maybe Tonight was a very popular candy slogan...

Actually, that part was kinda just for you.

Actually, that's not why I called you here today, and I'm not doing that.

Actually, that's not why I called you here today, and I'm not doing that.

Actually, they're using their right to cut through the lemon grove.

Actually, uh, I can't really go today.

Addressing their marital problems.

Adults that can settle their differences...

Afraid. You're afraid.

After all that, I was kinda hoping somebody would make a speech.

After all, he is your uncle, and I think we ought to just embrace that.

After all, they sayjustice is blind.

After all, we're gonna need it for years to come.

After an employment discrimination suit...

After an employment discrimination suit...

After an evening of drinking, Michael, being the sensible one...

After he was supposed to graduate.

After inadvertently flirting with her at a social event while not wearing his glasses...

After we get that lot cleared, we're gonna have enough money...

After we gut it.

After you wouldn't even give him a frozen banana, Michael?

Again? I tried to include him. I gave him a job.

Against his better judgment, Michael had recently set out...

Against the Bluth family.

Against the family's current attorney, Barry Zuckerkorn.

Against the family's current attorney, Barry Zuckerkorn.

Ah, I cannot tell you how that has weighed on me.

Ah, it's Carl Weathers. Yes, Carl Weathers.

Ah, le clumsy adolescence. It's a phase we've all been through.

Ah, she wants to talk to you. Got it.

Ah, she's lucky to have you as a friend.

Ah, the solo. That is for my lovely and talented daughter.

Ah, yes.

Ah. Sounds like you'd like her to be more than just your teacher.

All I know is it took an extra year before we could add a den.

All I'm saying is that you might want to push her a little bit.

All I've ever done my entire life is do exactly what you told me to, all right?

All in Spanish.

All over again.

All right, Gob, is this gonna be believable?

All right, kid.

All right, Lindsay, forget it. We'll get someone else.

All right, listen. This is all getting a little crazy.

All right, Mom. I'll be sure to tell Buster. Right. Bye. Mom wanted me to tell you...

All right?

All right? They'll wander off, and you'll lose the sheep.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. George Michael, I hope you learned your lesson, pal.

All right. Hey. Enough!

All right. Hon? Honey? Hon?

All right. I'll do it.

All right. I'll think about it.

All right. Just speed it up. Come on. Keep your heads down. Power through.

All right. Look, this money is for land.

All right. Okay.

All right. Okay.

All right. Take this lock pick set, break into the permit office for me.

All right. You heard my dad. I have to do whatever you ask me to.

All rise. The court is now in session.

All that stuff about her marital troubles and Tobias being a never nude?

All that stuff about her marital troubles and Tobias being a never nude?

All these books are cooked!

All your water's doing is whetting my appetite for protest.

Already down! Get your finger out of my throat! It's down!

Already served, not to exceed six years but no less than three...

Also, Dale, one of the gentlemen from my reading...

Also, I think your dad thinks I'm gay.

Also, that House of Pies that went out ofbusiness.

Also, the attorney said they’re gonna have to put a halt on the company’s expense account.

Also, they said I wasn't a very good salesgirl.

Although he was spectacularly quiet in there.

Although I specifically asked them not to come dressed as cops.

Although she's caused nothing but problems since she's worked for me.

Although, I must say I'm a little hurt that you haven't considered me.

Although, strangely, only in the gay community.

Always been that pointy, Miss Austero?

Always third in line for everything. Tired of finishing fourth.

Am I panicked about the fire, or am I being brave for everyone else?

Am I the only one who works in this family?

Am I touching something? Hot! Hot, hot. Hot.

An activist known as Johnny Bark has taken residence in this beloved tree...

An actor, for crying out loud!

An informant. Dad, are you crazy? You're gonna blow this whole case.

An institution once famous for its credo...

An organization that blackballs any performer...

An overly alert feeling, and in some cases may diminish your sex drive.

Ancient lore has it the Aztec gods put a curse on any man who dare...

And a blonde. What fun.

And a happy life full of hard work, like you always say.

And a lot of love.

And a seller I can't find... this whole real estate thing is a total mess...

And a surprisingly catlike one.

And a woman's urges! And these, Tobias.

And air their grievances about their mother.

And air their grievances about their mother.

And also try to figure out a solution for his space problem.

And although they don't like to do this...

And any other Banana Grabber family character that might emanate therefrom.

And apparently a fun one.

And as for Kitty, I think you're crazy to have fired her.

And at his brother's suggestion, he gave a false identity.

And at that moment, he was determined to finally get...

And at the prison, George Sr. had a surprise visit.

And back at the model home...

And back at the wetlands...

And besides, this is gonna be...

And business was slow at the banana stand...

And Buster finally gave in to Lucille 2's wishes.

And Buster finally gave in to Lucille 2's wishes.

And Buster is back where he belongs.

And Buster makes a bold move.

And Buster realized he may havejust scared away a man...

And Buster rebounds from Lucille 2.

And Buster was actually starting to enjoy himself.

And Buster was discovering his academic pursuits...

And Buster was starting to give as good as he got.

And chief social rival, Lucille Austero.

And chief social rival, Lucille Austero.

And don't edit this for your broadcast so it looks like I'm screaming...

And don't worry about Barry reading the plea.

And emancipated himself from his mother.

And even after he gave you the rights to his Mr. Banana Grabber character.

And even as she asked the question, Lucille realized...

And every year you say, "Thank you, Mama, for making me play Adam."

And every year you say, "Thank you, Mama, for making me play Adam."

And everything got done while I was in charge.

And felt a competitive urge to step in.

And finally there’s Buster...

And for making me feel so welcome in your family.

And for the first time ever...he gathered his family together in the model home

And for the first time, Gob saw his brother as a man.

And for the first time...

And for the next 45 minutes...

And for what it's worth, George Michael, you cannot let people get away with that.

And found out he had gone to the beach.

And from now on, I want you to do whatever he asks you to do, okay?

And George Michael finally saw the painting he was going to be re creating.

And George Michael finally saw the painting he was going to be re creating.

And George Michael had news for Maeby.

And George Michael made his debut...

And George Michael made his debut...

And George Michael saw a chance to get closer to Maeby.

And George Michael was successful...

And George Michael was trying to pass...

And George Michael was trying to pass...

And George Michael watched as Maeby shared the kiss...

And George Michael went to the fund raiser...

And George Sr. finally made his retirement speech.

And George Sr. makes good...

And George Sr. was about to be surprised by his son.

And George Sr. was about to get a surprise visitor.

And George Sr. was led into the courtroom.

And George Sr. was working on a roadside beautification effort...

And get the full refund he felt he was entitled to.

And go to the beach or something.

And Gob decided to pass offhis break in assignment to Tobias.

And Gob kicks himself for a bad business decision.

And Gob sought out Shannon... Shannon!

And Gob was about to get a reason to stay in prison.

And Gob was getting uncomfortable playing the supportive role.

And Gob's showdown was reaching a dramatic conclusion.

And got rid of the evidence. How about a "good job"?

And he actually wants to make love, uh, to her...

And he barely even acknowledges me.

And he decided to give his father the courtesy of a formal resignation.

And he hid it... from the U.S. government.

And he needs love...

And he should be, you know? He told me to pay off his brother, and I didn't.

And he tried to get ahold of Kitty, who he knew had the evidence.

And he was overcome with guilt.

And he went white as a sheet.

And he will carry on my legacy and put an end to B.S.

And he's gonna come check the totals and know we took the money.

And he's learning Spanish?

And he's learning Spanish?

And he's right. He's right. I've gotta get rid of her.

And her husband started looking for work.

And his jaw is clicking, and he's scared.

And honor no one above him unless it beith me... thy sweet Lord.

And I assure you that nothing illegal has happened here.

And I can't put you into 212, because there's already another actor...

And I can’t perform my magic. I’m getting blackballed from even the smaller venues.

And I could have sworn that one of them was the Sea Wind unit.

And I did my fellowship in psycholinguistics at M.I.T.

And I did very much enjoy the blooper bonus footage at the end.

And I didn't want to invite the comparison.

And I do, too, my darling.

And I don't need the other soccer moms knowing how old my first batch of kids are.

And I don't need the other soccer moms knowing how old my first batch of kids are.

And I don't think we've ever had a conversation.

And I don't think you people know my type.

And I don't wanna go to prison, Dad. I don't think I could take it.

And I find my son in the middle of a Girls With Low Self Esteem video.

And I gave my word, so I'm back in.

And I get the pleasure of guessing what that might entail.

And I give you my word on humble knee...

And I guess I can comb my own hair.

And I guess I got scared and...

And I have a cousin here. So even if my parents do get divorced, I have you, right?

And I intend to find out what it is.

And I intend to find out what it is.

And I know he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he's sensitive, Michael...

And I know I love her.

And I know you can beat this case they have against you.

And I must say I feel a bit like a Mary...

And I need the flight records, and I'm gonna get them...

And I retain control of it until he's 18.

And I seem to remember a certain grown man...

And I still get to kiss Steve, right?

And I think I maced a crane, Michael.

And I think it has.

And I think that you do know where they are.

And I think what you're experiencing is your son's very normal need...

And I think you're a lovely girl.

And I think you're a lovely girl.

And I thought maybe as a joke, I'd go up to her and be, like...

And I thought maybe you could talk Lindsay into joining me up onstage.

And I wanna see you again tonight, so, um...

And I want my dad to stay in prison.

And I want my son to be happy. So maybe we should be in each other’s lives.

And I want to show up and hold my head high.

And I want you to know that I am not threatened.

And I want you to know that I am not threatened.

And I want you to know that I never opened up this folder.

And I was here yesterday.

And I was like, When did that happen?

And I watch 'em over and over.

And I will be your new director.

And I would buy him a faster bike if we weren't trying to save every...

And I would like to throw you a bachelor party.

And I would suggest saying what you just said to me, don't change a word...

And I wouldn't just lie there, Michael Bluth...

And I'll see if I can get some money from my mom. Lupe!

And I'll see if I can get some money from my mom. Lupe!

And I'm alone here, but for you.

And I'm gonna move some money around if it's gonna help you get out of debt.

And I'm gonna move some money around if it's gonna help you get out of debt.

And I'm headed there now.

And I'm not going anywhere until she's taken care of.

And I'm not going to put up with it anymore.

And I'm not gonna leave him home alone with all this J U l C E around.

And I'm not gonna let Shauna cut my hair.

And I'm not paying for this phone call.

And I'm not paying for this phone call.

And I'm surprised my twin sister can remember that...

And I'm trying to decide which gang to align myself with.

And I’d be like, “If we saw each other more often, this wouldn’t happen.”

And if anything, it's worse now that we're sharing a bedroom.

And if anything, it's worse now that we're sharing a bedroom.

And if I can't be in charge, then I'm going to have to tell the entire world...

And if you could see my face...

And if you like magic, look away.

And it allows me to put Michael front and center.

And it was there that Maeby discovered the key to Michael's freedom.

And it's all because of you, fratello. That's Italian for brother.

And it's not about sex. I don't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking.

And Johnny Bark left the tree to awaken her.

And judging by the amount of boxes she has in her place, I have a feeling there's a lot.

And just keep this relationship professional.

And l I was just too burned out on raising you guys to care.

And later that day, Maeby spotted something interesting.

And later that night, Lindsay was working at Rud.

And later, at the courthouse...

And later, Michael arrived for his date.

And later, the family gathered at the courthouse to respond to the plea offer.

And later, the family waited for Michael at the prison meeting room.

And later, while Michael was meeting with Wayne...

And later, while Michael was meeting with Wayne...

And let's check the oven.

And let's pretend it's a good thing.

And Lindsay and Tobias were, for the first time...

And Lindsay arrived to support her husband.

And Lindsay arrived...

And Lindsay discovered that the activism that came out...

And Lindsay found a solution to her self esteem problem.

And Lindsay made it to the Save the Wetlands auction...

And Lindsay realized she needed to take a firmer hand with her daughter.

And Lindsay realized that perhaps they did have something left...

And Lindsay realized that Tobias was just as oblivious as she'd always thought.

And Lindsay was finally up for auction...

And Lucille Bluth crossed paths with Lucille Austero.

And Lucille was beginning to resent it.

And Lucille was experiencing being alone for the first time.

And Lucille was mingling with the elite of the Latino Television Academy.

And Lucille, taking Michael's advice...

And made a surprising discovery.

And Maeby was getting tired ofher parents'constant fighting.

And Maeby was teaching her parents a lesson for forgetting her...

And Maeby was teaching her parents a lesson for forgetting her...

And Maggie is replaced with a new, less generous, prosecutor.

And make sure he's not there.

And making sure that people think that he took the money.

And Marta realized it was Michael, not Gob...

And maybe that's very, very right. We...

And Michael arrived at the police station with Maeby.

And Michael arrived home...

And Michael caught up with Jessie.

And Michael decided to share his feelings with Marta.

And Michael finally got to show his father who's boss.

And Michael finds himself in the middle of the search...

And Michael finds it difficult to get his father out of jail.

And Michael headed off to meet Kitty.

And Michael headed over to the mall.

And Michael reunited with Maggie, who had been kicked off the case.

And Michael saw the story thatJessie had planted.

And Michael suspected that she had the information he needed.

And Michael tried to salvage what was left of the day...

And Michael was about to get a surprise visit ofhis own.

And Michael was finally prepared...

And Michael was forced to, once again...

And Michael was forced to, once again...

And Michael was on his way to what would be his second date...

And Michael went to confront his father.

And Michael went to discuss the George Michael situation with Ms. Baerly.

And Michael went to his mother for the flight records...

And Michael went to Maggie's determined to tell the truth.

And Michael would make sure Kitty didn't come out of the trailer.

And Michael, as per Gob's request...

And Michael, atJessie's insistence, was out on the town.

And Michael, free ofhis double date, met Lindsay at Parent Teacher Night.

And more about the prison beatings this brash magician was sure to receive.

And more! Can we buy it, Dad? Can we buy the house?

And my camper made it all the way up here.

And naturally assumed the yells of disgust were directed toward him.

And naturally assumed the yells of disgust were directed toward him.

And no matter what this is, it is better than going to trial.

And not wanting to appear to be abusing the legal system, found a place to hide.

And now I'm expected to climb back on top of Kitty and do my thing again.

And now I'm filling out an expense report...

And now I'm here, and I am afraid I will never get her back.

And now that I'm away from Mom, I feel like this is my chance to live.

And now you're not gonna get any while George Michael's in high school.

And now, ladies and gentlemen...

And now, ladies and gentlemen...

And Oscar comes a courtin.

And people would send figs... not even at Christmas.

And put in a great big communal one right in the center.

And refuses to come down.

And right now, he’s happy.

And scene!

And scene.

And she did finally lead him to the storage unit.

And she had to go to the construction site...

And she knew how it felt to be overlooked.

And she seemed to be looking forward to it.

And she sent him a proposition.

And she'd be, like, Ah, what the heck? Right? Or some... I don't know.

And she's Colombian or something. Anyway, it's over.

And she's resistant to the idea of hiring a new attorney.

And she's resistant to the idea of hiring a new attorney.

And she's threatening to bring down the company unless we meet her demands.

And since he's going to go off and work for 10 hours...

And so an agreement was made.

And so Gob was detained against the window of the trailer...

And so later, Lindsay and Tobias tried a more hands on approach to parenting.

And so Michael got to know his son's ethics teacher.

And so Michael took his niece to Bring Your Daughter to Work Day.

And so the family gathered at the model home...

And so the family gathered in the courtroom...

And so, as Michael and his son...

And so, before Oscar could leave to find his lady love...

And so, Lindsay and Maeby separately went to the same restaurant...

And so, Michael went back to the board...

And so, Michael went to Maggie's to reveal his identity.

And so, Michael, his son and his brother together enjoyed...

And so, Michael's plan was put into motion.

And solving all your problems for you doesn't qualify me as your best man.

And sometimes you have to reward hard work.

And starting to getjealous that her daughter was at work with Michael.

And suddenly, Michael recalled some non sequiturs from the night before.

And teach them a lesson about obvious.

And th th then I'll go and see your moth... This is a hard one.

And that can be painful.

And that career's one thing, but family is forever.

And that is not what this is.

And that nice face of his.

And that's for this plane ticket, so...

And that's the most important thing to me, okay?

And that's when George Michael realized...

And that's when he recognized his mother's fill in housekeeper at a bus stop.

And that's when Lucille realized...

And that's when Maeby decided...

And that's when Maeby decided...

And that's when Michael decided to do the right thing.

And that's when Michael figured out how to get his mother...

And that's when Michael got a call that made him wish...

And that's when she saw Lupe's family.

And that's when the family realized that George Sr. wasn't dead...

And that's why I wanted her help with my credit card debt.

And that's why I wanted her help with my credit card debt.

And that's why you always leave a note.

And that's why you don't teach lessons to your son.

And the chances were one in eight.

And the employees find a new direction.

And the family gathered to watch a videotape...

And the guards are all eating them before they get too melty...

And the hide of an elephant.

And the language these guys use... rough!

And the next day, he went to his father to tell him.

And the next day, Michael went to his mother's.

And the number of bananas has to match the amount of money in here.

And the one son who had no choice...

And the one son who had no choice...

And the one thing they never dared each other to do was consummate the marriage.

And the person Marta was infatuated with was, in fact, himself.

And the press got hold of Gob's story.

And the selfishness and all the taking.

And the spring diversity dance was in full swing.

And the two Bluth men finally did relax.

And the, uh, sexiest creature... I have ever laid eyes on.

And then he decided that perhaps he, too, should try a little relaxation.

And then I had to vow that I would never help your grandfather again.

And then one of them dies and the other one is not too far behind.

And then received a serendipitous gift.

And then she’ll see you and me totally making out.

And then this happened, but never again, okay?

And then today, I overhear her talking on the phone about somebody all super silently.

And then we actually get to kiss, right?

And then what "frontspiece"meant.

And then what "frontspiece"meant.

And then, of course, we couldn't conceive, so there was that famous ordeal.

And then, of course, we couldn't conceive. So there was that famous ordeal.

And there is your belief in the cleansing power of the pipe.

And they didn't want to blow the deal.

And they had reported her missing.

And they wanna come by your apartment today...

And they want someone to promote it by ordering it at a hot bar.

And they were the center of another brawl this evening.

And they won't even allow me one lousy cigarette!

And they wouldn't let us in.

And things are heating up in Newport Beach.

And this could be your summer.

And this is “I’m a Bad, Bad Man” from Annie Get Your Gun.

And this is from when your Pop Pop yelled out, Oh, Melanie...

And this is what you kept from me so I could take the polygraph test.

And this was supposed to be my Valentine's Day party.

And thought that she would kind of make a great mother.

And to make matters worse, she gave me this.

And Tobias had dropped an intriguing bit of information.

And Tobias had found the perfect wardrobe for his leading man.

And Tobias had given Maeby a new part.

And Tobias was finding her an uncannily difficult blind girl to outmaneuver.

And Tobias was having his first book reading.

And Tobias was having his first book reading.

And tonight it all pays off, my boy.

And try to save the family business.

And unless you had a daughter I don't know about, I'm your girl.

And unless you plan on paying them...

And upon seeing bones, a shovel and what appeared to be blood...

And using the company as his personal piggy bank.

And was also able to solve the family's transportation problem.

And was desperately looking for his next sugar fix...

And was enjoying spending time with his uncle.

And was getting closer to learning what her parents were up to.

And was hoping to keep it a secret.

And was relieved when Michael gave her the out.

And was that man in the room, not you, Doctor?

And we can do the wrong thing the right way.

And we got married and I just...

And we look like a loving family for, like, six minutes.

And we need to if we want to make a profit.

And we never busted Mom, and we're stuck with Barry.

And we never busted Mom, and we're stuck with Barry.

And we were wondering if there's some sort of legal way...

And we were wondering if there's some sort of legal way...

And we were worried sick, young lady.

And we were worried sick, young lady.

And we will be countersuing before the end of the year.

And we will be countersuing before the end of the year.

And we will have enough money...

And we're back on track. And we're focused.

And we've got to put an end to it.

And were about to embark on the second.

And what are we doing? Hey, we're brothers.

And what started as a night of passion with no strings attached...

And what we really need in life.

And when I bit into it, I found this.

And while Buster did build a faster bike...

And while Gob took his girlfriend for granted...

And while Gob took his girlfriend for granted...

And while you're there, find out from your assistant, Kitty...

And who is this shiny building of a man?

And who's in there?

And why did you give me this folder?

And why don't you find yourself a new publicist.

And with no one to talk to, he was looking for some kind of direction.

And without anyone noticing took an entire outfit?

And yet the warden had refused to acknowledge the legitimacy of the escape.

And yet, you're the one who so conveniently forgot Thou shalt protect thy father...

And you are asking for a whole world of trouble.

And you can hire an employee if you need one.

And you can take that to the bank.

And you can take your own polygraph test, 'cause I'm done.

And you could go see if Gob's bachelor party has started.

And you could pretend to be interested in him.

And you don't even have the job you thought you did.

And you don't let go, no matter what your mom says.

And you don't respect me, so I'm firing you, okay?

And you got caught by a 13 year old girl.

And you have interfered for the last time.

And you still have the hair of a lion.

And you tell me you've got some P.E. teacher directing?

And you're as powerful as a bear.

And you're getting paid for this right?

And you're just going to give it to me?

And you're living an absurd fantasy as an actor.

And you're reporting income on an account that... You know, it is just freezing in here.

And you're the only one here I've ever seen before.

And your dad would have to spend tons more time in prison.

And, as you can tell, they've made themselves right at home.

And, back at the bachelor party...

And, Buster...

And, for the ease of the reader, I have changed all the gender related pronouns...

And, I mean, it is every day.

And, I mean, it is every day.

And, if I may...

And, in fact, was still harboring some resentment over Marta.

And, Lindsay, he's teaching me all these valuable life lessons.

And, Lindsay, he's teaching me to follow my dreams.

And, Michael, realizing the banana stand...

And, now, prepare to call me hero.

And, someday, you're gonna find the right woman to fill that role.

And, therefore, I would like to bring your attention to Exhibit A.

And, Tobias, you're a medical doctor...

And, uh, everybody at the Bluth Company...

And, uh, l l...

And, uh, with deep, deep concentration...

And, uh... and probably failed to highlight the sale.

And, um...

And, um...

And... what the hell... full use of the secretary?

Andjust when he could take no more...

Anniversary? You asked me to throw a Valentine's Day party.

Annyong had hit a nerve, and Buster recalled...

Annyong? Hello?

Annyong.

Annyong.

Annyong.

Another setback for the once prominent Bluth family...

Anxious to get to the bottom of some mysterious bookkeeping.

Any magician can make the queen of diamonds disappear...

Any room on that tab for me to jump on?

Anyhoo, what are we doing here? What's the plan?

Anyway, Annyong's playing soccer, but I guess I should just ignore it.

Anyway, here you go.

Anyway, I have gone over this 10 different ways...

Anyway, I want you to give him a job at the company. Sales.

Anyway, they're claiming that I never delivered on the gig.

Anyway, this is serious. This is atrocities. No more smiling.

Anyway, this isn't the first discrepancy with your father's books.

Anyway, you enjoy that paycheck when you get it.

Anyways, if it was me, that's what I would do.

Anywhere. Joshua Tree, space camp, the Baseball Hall of Fame...

Apparently, there are boxes of it at the prosecutor's house.

Apparently, you're the last person to see her... alive.

Appear to be American built to begin with.

Are all the guys in here, you know...

Are all the guys in here, you know...

Are these fluorescent lights bothering anybody else besides me?

Are those police boats?

Are we on? Hello! Hello from prison!

Are you aware we've been downgraded to being just pool members at the club now?

Are you crazy?

Are you crazy? I'm a magician. I make my living with my hands.

Are you crazy? There was money in that banana stand.

Are you going to the complimentary breakfast?

Are you going to the complimentary breakfast?

Are you hitting on me? Gob said that would happen.

Are you kidding? I don't need to brag...

Are you kidding? When I get out of here...

Are you mad?

Are you making dinner reservations?

Are you serious?

Are you sure you're gonna be okay without Kitty?

Are you sure?

Are you talking about the fact that my father is in jail?

Are you willing to take a polygraph to that effect?

Are you?

Aren't we having fun?

Art.

As a psychotherapist, Tobias was on the forefront of the self esteem movement.

As a subject, you know.

As a youthful act of defiance, Lindsay married...

As dozens of local pirates were arrested...

As George Michael contemplated kissing his rival...

As he'd been secretly dating his mother's best friend...

As he'd been secretly dating his mother's best friend...

As Michael returned home, George Michael was heading out...

As of yet, the D.S.M. IV has not acknowledged the affliction.

As she couldn't reveal to the man she recognized as Tobias...

As the Bluths squared off, Lindsay dealt with the news of the work stoppage.

As their frozen banana stand...

As you may or may not know...

Assuming Michael had found and returned it...

At a weekend stage fighting workshop with Carl Weathers.

At least he's in prison, not an urn.

At least I think I sunk it. I mean, I blew it up, and I don't see it anywhere.

At least I used to. They fired me because they thought I was helping this idiot shoplift.

At least not from the girl.

At least until this gets all sorted out.

At least we got each other. Right?

At least, I think it's a him.

At midnight tonight.

At prison, George Sr. was making converts to his new way oflife.

At prison, George Sr. was preparing for an evening with his most devoted fan.

At that moment Michael realized that this was...

At the airport parking lot...

At the banana stand, George Michael was also working.

At the banana stand. He's about to do something really irresponsible.

At the banana stand. Oh, his work ethic is unbelievable...

At the same moment, Gob was ready to retrieve the key...

At the University of Mexico City.

At this moment, Maeby found another opportunity to rebel.

At your service. Get me out there.

Attic or main house?

Attractive and straight men in this town.

Aunts can fill that role. Teachers can fill that role.

Baby, I had a stew goin'.

Baby, you got a stew goin'.

Back at the banana stand, Annyong had arrived.

Back at the construction site, Buster...

Back at the construction site, Gob was also ready to take the afternoon off.

Back at the free speech zone, Lindsay's protest had started to gain some attention.

Back at the high school, George Michael ran into Maeby.

Back at the model home, Lindsay awoke late to find her husband missing.

Back at the model home, Lindsay had decided...

Back at the model home, Michael was adjusting to...

Back at the model home, things were heating up for Lindsay and Tobias as well.

Back at the model home...

Back at the model home...

Back at the office, Gob was making progress with Michael's assistant.

Back in Boston...

Back in Michael's hotel room...

Ban on organized sports?

Banana. Take a buck.

Bananas Foster.

Barry gets a sign from God.

Barry tells me he's not even trying to get out of prison.

Barry tells me he's not even trying to get out of prison.

Barry, too, felt overwhelmed by the charges leveled against his client...

Barry.

Barry.

Be careful! Don't touch that. Never touch that.

Be careful.

Beads aren't cheap. Are beads cheap?

Beatrice!

Because he’s decided to never speak to these people again.

Because I don't like to be compared to my father either.

Because I know how important that is to all of you.

Because I know how important that is to all of you.

Because I told her she couldn't take the day off.

Because I want people to know I never willfully deceived anyone.

Because I'm not daughter enough for you.

Because I'm... Don't want to.

Because I've been trying to be very, very generous to you...

Because no 40 year old woman should look like that.

Because no 40 year old woman should look like that.

Because of the banana's resemblance to a yellow marijuana cigarette.

Because that's what she said she'd do.

Because that's what she said she'd do.

Because they usually don't.

Because they’re completely oblivious.

Because we all know that I closed that deal, right?

Because we both know that you can't fire people.

Because we paid for the bananas.

Because we will never get an offer this good again.

Because you didn't respect my old career, and you certainly don't respect my new one!

Because you know I don't appreciate how you treat me.

Because, I mean, for every dollar you take, you're actually taking two dollars...

Because, I mean, when you think about it, we don't even really look like each other.

Because, you know, it's beyond adorable... and e exotic.

Been cast in a movie, playing the role of a frightened inmate.

Before I forget, I talked to the I.R. S...

Before it hits her in the face.

Before the rest of this family sees you for the screwup you are?

Before their weekly bike ride to Balboa Island.

Before they got ahold of Maeby, to whom he'd promised $50 to tell the truth.

Before this, uh, 4:00 pounding you promised me.

Behind the scenes at Entertainment Tonight.

Behind, what, about five homos.

Behind, what, about five homos.

Being held against their will...

Being the fifth wheel.

Believe me, we didn't do any sleeping. I had sex last night.

Besides, he always makes fun of me for dating Lucille.

Besides, I don't even care. You said share a room with her, I shared a room with her.

Besides, I talked to Dad. He said it was stupid to get married in the first place.

Besides, I'm going to Annyong's soccer award ceremony...

Besides, I'm not gonna rush out and marry somebody just because you think my son would like it.

Besides, it's the only way I'm ever gonna get her to respect me.

Besides, Lindsay, it's not like you're materialistic.