Masters of Sex (2013) - Season 1 Edit

A child could really change him.

A failure at the one thing that we want most.

A man of science.

A sharp pinch, apparently.

A study where a naked woman

A woman doctor would never jeopardize her career

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

About how a woman's body anticipates sex.

About something like that?

About the possibility of sexual transference

Actually, marriage interfered

Actually, you did.

After the Kirk Douglas movie with the giant cyclops.

Ah! We were getting so close.

Ahh. I need to go out.

All I am asking is that you take off your management hat

All I could think about the entire drive home

All I could think about the entire drive home

All I do know for sure is I am going to marry that woman.

All of our subjects know they're advancing the cause of science.

All of this comes very naturally,

All right.

All this libidinous energy onto our patients is high.

Although I do think it's the rare bird

Although I haven't checked my clipboard lately.

Although, honestly, I don't think I could stand there

Amen.

An extracurricular hobby,

And a hospital administrator's wife.

And awkward for us if you stayed.

And because I suspect you might have a gift for the work.

And his boss is...?

And I am so far out in front of it,

And I can make other arrangements.

And I I realized it's the best way

And I I simply want to answer the question...

And I meant it

And I would like a date.

And I'll take that to mean you'd like me to shove off.

And I've spoken with a nurse

And it's certainly no secret that infertility is distracting

And it's like...

And maybe even becoming friends.

And not a single study on how babies are made.

And now I'm persuading her

And now nobody will.

And places it right against the cervix.

And say whatever it is you're trying to say?

And science holds the key.

And she is down the hall enduring infertility treatments,

And so far, not a single complaint.

And some women can accommodate big

And then you have to lay there,

And they placed her in our department.

And this study, this is where we're going.

And those couples know we're watching them.

And to be honest, you don't seem the kind of woman

And volunteers that kind of thing.

And when I say I will work day and night

And with a miniature camera lens attached inside.

And would she have died had you not stepped in?

And you seem real dedicated about your project,

And you will be labeled a pervert.

And your secret here is safe with me. Obviously.

And, off this, I'd put her chances at 10%.

And, uh, all the wires?

And, you know, wank off while people are watching.

Another baby.

Any medical education?

Anyway, I've helped so many other couples conceive.

Anyway, it annoys him to no end,

Anyway, my shift ended an hour ago.

Anyway, rumor is the new girl's just now getting divorced.

Apparently, nurses are his weakness.

Appear to be secretarial candidates.

Are now paying attention.

Are we talking about my husbands again?

Are you all right?

Are you here to interview

Arousal states for clients 1 and 6

As pornography or prostitution or something equally depraved.

As to how we'll proceed today,

At the end of the day, all you really are is a whore.

Austin, trust me on this.

Away from our patients.

Be kept separate from the ward patients,

Because I have another new study pending,

Because I haven't seen you in weeks.

Because I live in the real world.

Because I will gladly reassign yours to Dr. Evans

Because it May, in fact, throw off my data.

Because our professionalism and standards

Because that's one of the questions I hope to answer.

Because this looks big.

Because unbeknownst to me, miss Dimello prefers women,

Before I could graduate.

Behavioral science.

Being married to bill

Best seat in the house.

Betty Dimello.

Between us and our patients.

Between you and langham.

Bill appreciates me.

Bill Masters has yet to devise

Bill, I said no. I meant no.

Bill, I'm in love with her. I don't know what to do.

Bill, that would be transference.

Broken what off? We're friends.

But a child?

But as she is my only subject,

But bill can be very persuasive, as you know.

But can also be more foreplay.

But can you vary the size of the device?

But did you ever see one of those chickens fake an orgasm?

But don't get too used to regular hours in this office.

But he must have given you the details

But I already have a secretary,

But I am enrolled in classes now, here at the university.

But I do apologize every day.

But I do like your wife.

But I do thank you.

But I have done this many times,

But I I can assure you

But I I'll check in on you later.

But I think that women often confuse love

But I've never done that before.

But if you don't correctly monitor...

But if you want to answer a question like,

But if you won't support me in..

But it must fall in the department

But mark my words. He will.

But never had proven scientifically.

But not for you?

But not too close, or you'll get poked in the eye.

But only 'cause I like you

But seriously, if you really want to learn about sex,

But sometimes fitting it can be uncomfortable.

But that was before I read it.

But the baby.

But the likelihood of us transferring

But the truth is...

But they don't have to be.

But this study of yours is doomed.

But what does it mean?

But why? W why would a woman lie

But you don't love me.

But you said your basal temp spiked last night.

But you see "Gini" every day.

But, yes, you're my first human subject

But, yes...

By using live subjects flopping around on beds.

C section, bleeding out.

Call me Virginia... Gini

Can I kiss you?

Can I take the weekend to think about this?

Can often feel like a spectator sport.

Can you squeeze me in now?

Candles usually mean guests.

Careful about making me the boring one.

Careful, bill.

Championed me as a resident.

Children. I have a boy and a girl.

Chocolate makes people feel, um...

Christmas or something.

Client 8...

Code blue in the E.R., Dr. Masters.

Coffee.

Come in.

Come meet the new girl with me.

Come on.

Confidence, doctor. That's the key.

Could be nature versus nurture

Could derail all our work now, everything that's to come.

Could hold her head up in church every Sunday

Coup... couples?

Created from this basic impulse,

Daddy.

Daddy.

Damn it. You promised me.

Dangerous game you're playing.

Dear God. M my wife barely lets me see her naked.

Dear lord...

Did she live?

Did what I do to you feel good?

Do we have to discuss..

Do you at least have any magazines?

Do you have a history of miscarriages?

Do you have a sociology department?

Do you know what advice I have to offer?

Do you not have patients, Dr. Haas?

Dominance in the field.

Don't make me explain this now.

Don't not talk to me. Just tell me.

Don't take it personally.

Dr. Ethan Haas. First year fellow. Ob gyn.

Dr. Hunt... he wants all his files kept in storage.

Dr. langham

Dr. Masters.

Dr. Masters. We haven't yet met.

Dr. Phillips insists that these files

Dr. Shaw's birthday party.

Dr. William Masters.

Dr. William Masters.

E.K.G., E.E.G

Ending with refractory,

Ernie, you're a fucking animal.

Ethan, I'm sorry. I totally forgot.

Ethan, let go of me! You're hurting me!

Ethan, please. You are my friend.

Ethan.

Even affection,

Even better.

Even if it's counting in your head.

Even though I don't have a college degree

Everyone.

Everything completely exposed.

Ex husband's a band leader.

Exceeded my expectations.

Except the provost of the entire university

Express such an opinion.

Fantastic.

Fellatio.

Filled with shame and... and... Guilt...

Fine.

Fine. Wear the lab coat, Virginia.

First thing we retract is this tissue here.

First, I get the "just friends" speech.

For example, if I wanted to know about Dr. Haas...

For five minutes.

For fucking ever.

For God's sake, Ethan, go ahead.

For her.

For Libby, it is, yes.

Friends don't fuck, Virginia.

From a man standing in a closet

Fun!

Get myself in the system,

Gini already explained them to me.

Gini can come with Libby and me later.

Gini told me there is quite a waiting list for volunteers.

Gini!

Go ahead.

Go home to your children and figure out what you really want.

God almighty. This is...

Going ahead and about to enter the second phase.

Going from nightclub singer to secretary,

Good night, then.

Good night.

Good work today.

Groundbreaking.

Guess I'm your first Guinea pig.

H How will he even begin to defend this to the board?

Has set a new standard in the midwest...

Have earned him

Have sex with our patients?

Have to be beyond reproach, Virginia.

Have you ever been pregnant?

Have you seen her?

Have you signed on?

Having a wife grounds him, I think.

He said I could only talk about it

He was a resident here at Washington.

He was flirting with you...

He was opinionated and hardheaded even then.

He was sitting there with an erection.

He won't have to.

He's married, but he's also had affairs.

He's not gonna call.

He's one of the young pups.

He's the Alpha dog of coochie medicine.

He's watching science.

Helen is my lover.

Helen is my lover.

Hello, Ethan. We're working here.

Here he is, this brilliant doctor,

Here's my card.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

His constant innovations to obstetric surgery

His wife is the one with the problem.

Home number's on the back... my empty home.

Honestly..

Horchow.

How can I help?

How does an orgasm feel for a woman?

How does it feel?

How long has she been on the table?

How many times have we slept together?

How many times have you let me fuck you?

I already gave you my answer.

I am crazy about her, but she's killing me.

I am Dr. Masters' associate.

I am very capable, organized.

I am, uh...

I appreciate your coming.

I believe that's average, statistically.

I can make you coffee for the road.

I can see it... the nurses.

I can teach you.

I can't be there every night.

I care about you, Ethan.

I come over, I get some bullshit excuse.

I designed ulysses myself,

I did not promise...

I did promise to present this to the board,

I do appreciate the ride, Dr. Haas.

I do have one concern...

I do it because I love you.

I do... for men

I don't care about the study!

I don't have to show my hand.

I don't know.

I don't like where this is going.

I don't mind the long hours.

I don't think I've ever heard a woman

I don't think this is a good idea.

I found it very informative

I got us to where we are now.

I grew up on a farm. I've beheaded chickens.

I had a visitor.

I have 11 minutes.

I have a a patient waiting,

I have been in your bed. I have been inside you.

I have known him since

I have no idea what a cervical cap is.

I have two children waiting for me.

I have your climax lasted approximately 9 seconds.

I haven't seen you alone!

I hired you because I need an assistant

I hope my lab coat hides the fact

I hope you're not out a lot

I I just mean you attract attention

I insinuated my way in with you easily enough.

I just feel lucky you could fit me in at all.

I just need some warning to make arrangements for my children.

I know it's late, but I need to sign up for classes now...

I know what it is.

I learned long ago not to judge.

I let you follow the rules so I can break them

I mean, I love bill. He's taught me so much.

I mean, not the poking and prodding, of course,

I mean, what is it she wants?

I must look like an idiot.

I must look like an idiot.

I need a directory.

I need an answer by the end of today.

I need to know all the doctors' names,

I need to talk to you.

I owe him everything, really

I persuaded her to marry me.

I promise.

I recently read an article on the subject

I resent that.

I retract the vesicouterine fold

I said that we'd be friends.

I say this with the greatest respect, bill,

I see you've started on the intake forms.

I stopped at two.

I thank you for honoring me here tonight.

I think he needs it more than I do.

I think maybe a decorator is in there now,

I think we learned that long ago.

I thought my children were important.

I thought we put this matter to bed.

I thought you'd broken that off.

I understand you're upset about Scully.

I want a degree.

I want a drink, then I want another drink, then...

I want a Nobel prize.

I want more. More.

I want my Martini shaken by vito tonight

I want the truth.

I want to make my name in uncharted territory.

I want to show you something... your man in action.

I warned her you're a slave driver.

I was an undergrad at drury college.

I was faking.

I was thinking my emphasis of study

I was trying to make him feel comfortable.

I will attach the leads.

I won't be the one fitting it.

I won't object, but why don't you just come out

I would advise going slowly.

I wrote it

I..

I'd be a terrible cupid

I'll be back in a moment, gentlemen.

I'll be back in one moment.

I'll be in my office.

I'll be wearing the same clothes two days in a row

I'll deliver these on my break.

I'll find you later.

I'll get those magazines.

I'll go with you, lib.

I'll have my degree by year's end.

I'll meet you there. Okay?

I'll schedule the first round of interviews as early as tomorrow.

I'll take your gowns.

I'll tell my husband

I'm curious as to what you have to say.

I'm flattered,

I'm going ahead anyway.

I'm going to have a baby.

I'm gonna be honest with you,

I'm guessing you're not easily flustered.

I'm in the process of recruiting

I'm just so happy that you and barton made up.

I'm not finding school very helpful right now.

I'm not sure what it is you're doing.

I'm not sure what kind of woman

I'm not sure what kind of woman would.

I'm not sure why you chose me

I'm not talking about Scully!

I'm sorry. I can imagine infertility is very stressful.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I hurt you.

I'm sure it seems unorthodox,

I'm sure she'd like time alone.

I'm the only one who sees it

I'm wiring miss Dimello

I'm working on it.

I'm, uh... Anonymous.

I've been asking around about langham.

I've considered this carefully,

I've had three pregnancies taken care of, if you follow.

I've made this hospital a fortune.

I've tasted salt.

If I can make the camera small enough,

If I May be so blunt

If she could see this boy.

If that's what you need to tell yourself.

If there's one thing I hear during the course of my day,

If you help us through the admissions process.

If you picked a female M.D., she'd know all of this already.

If you're too busy.

Imagine what my mother would say

In a teaching hospital, where no one ever gossips.

In an interesting subject... something important.

In either marriage?

In large part because of me.

In terms of what you can and can't do.

In the meantime, I'm looking for volunteers.

In the sociology department as an undeclared major.

In your penguin suit and all, with the charts and the timer.

Instinct.

Insurance processing.

Interference.

Is a visionary in every sense of the word.

Is going to admit he's shooting blanks.

Is it unusual that you didn't marry for love

Is that a a common practice amongst prostitutes?

Is that the end of the lesson?

Is that unusual?

Is that what they taught you in medical school?

Is this about the nicu benefit?

Is this something you're struggling with?

Isn't an orgasm an orgasm?

Isn't that the deal?

It didn't occur.

It even assists with stimulation.

It helps if you put it under your knees.

It hurts, like cramping, only worse.

It is medicine,

It made me look at my own children in a whole new light.

It really means I have no choice,

It seems impossible I can't help my own wife.

It turns out I'm working this evening.

It was like something out of a movie...

It was right there.

It was so sexy. Jesus

It wasn't exactly valentines and roses.

It will probably be the biggest change to women's lives

It would be confusing for my kids

It'll allow the viewer

It'll be just like all the other times.

It's a common practice amongst anyone with a twat.

It's a device Masters invented himself.

It's a good day.

It's a whole new world that we're opening up.

It's about how the human body responds to...

It's against hospital protocol to treat a family member.

It's basically a a rubber cap that takes dud sperm

It's because I like it, because you like it.

It's good.

It's important to go over some ground rules.

It's interesting.

It's late. Let's go.

It's like trying to describe salt

It's not a theory I trot out at dinner parties.

It's not an answer I can accept.

It's not an excuse. I'm busy. The study is expa...

It's not just the technology.

It's not like I pressure her into it.

It's not medicine!

It's not so easy to see it in the numbers.

It's not that tough a question.

It's smut, bill.

It's work.

It's, "thanks to him, we have a family."

It's, uh...

Jane, relax. Deep breath

Jesus Christ. I need your help.

Just come back inside with me.

Just think of yourself as sir Edmund Hillary

Keeps it just between us.

Knowing she'd spent the entire week talking smut!

Ladies and gentlemen,

Leaving base camp.

Let me show you what any real scientist would kill to see.

Let psychiatrists help those women.

Let the messenger boys do that

Let's not..

Let's start with infertility.

Lib, all of the pain... it will all be worth it.

Lib, hon.

Lib?

Libby has a reproductive tract incompatible with conception,

Libby's had me over twice this week.

Like model building or macramé.

Listening to our exam room.

Love?

Love.

Lovers do

Make yourselves comfortable on the bed.

Masters

Masters' is close to zero.

Maybe I should talk to him.

Maybe you could put in a good word for me.

Meaning, how long have you been trying to get pregnant?

Meaning?

Merry Christmas to us all.

Miss Dimello is a patient.

Mm hmm

Mm hmm.

Mm, not tonight. Just us two.

Mm.

Monitored for the collection of physiological data!

More fun that way.

More importantly, do you know why a woman

Most of the men in the study have a low sperm count.

Most regrettably, I have to go.

Mounts a mechanical phallus!

Moving furniture.

Mrs. Masters.

Mrs. May needs my help.

Mrs. May wants a baby

Mrs. May, I'm your doctor now.

Mrs. May.

Much better than others, of course

My advice?

My career is in Jeopardy.

My first Guinea pig

My mother always said I'd end up in the electric chair.

My practice is a revolving door of cripples,

My wife is coming in next week.

My work extension's on the front.

Next thing I know, she invites me in, and I get a blow job.

Next time you're blunt,

No one can replace your husband.

No one will be the wiser. How does that sound?

No, actually, I look forward to knowing you

No, but I could see the beginnings of it already

No, it would just be..

No, no, no, no, no.

No, we had a deal. We had a deal.

No! Tell me! You can't answer, can you?

No. He's not watching you.

No. No. He told me himself.

No. No. I'm fine. I I was just, uh...

Not that I've ever been with a prostitute, but...

Not the way I've tasted salt.

Now, either we're adding staff to our office,

Now, given that every museum in the world is filled with art

Now, the patient controls ulysses herself.

Now, there really are no rules

Now, whenever you two are ready.

Now? Your dinner's in the warmer

Now.

Number 10 scalpel.

Obviously.

Of all of our volunteers.

Of behavioral sciences or something.

Of course, I didn't admit

Of course.

Of course.

Of course.

Of inner departmental scandal.

Of what's happening to the subject physically.

Officially registered as a student.

Oh, for goodness' sake, bill, why are you doing this?

Oh, God.

Oh, I can imagine.

Oh, it's not a game.

Oh, it's romantic. I it's chocolate.

Oh, Jesus Christ. Do not say "friend."

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. So good. Oh, my God. I'm gonna come.

Oh, my God. This is even sexier.

Oh! You know, I think we did meet once...

Oh. Good for you.

Oh. How about I talk and you write?

Okay, who cares what it means and why she did it?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

On day one of my new study.

On such a risky subject.

On time tonight.

On your bottom now. Knees to chest.

Once that's secured...

Once you two get settled,

Once you're pregnant.

One that requires a secretary not at all...

Only hookers and insane co eds would agree to this.

Or doing too much of?

Or I'm being replaced.

Or in Masters' case, no sperm.

Or know anything about biology or anatomy.

Or like sex with a prostitute.

Or on some other business?

Or on your honeymoon, I'm guessing.

Otherwise, I would have no reservations about volunteering.

Our donors can't write checks fast enough,

Our new volunteer starts tomorrow.

Our patient base has tripled.

People in love with each other, they do.

Perhaps you could best answer that question.

Placenta accreta?

Please bring us the baby we already love and adore.

Please put miss Dimello in room 5.

Please.

Please. Don't do this.

Plus charted clear cut stages of sexual response... four in all.

Plus, it deflects any inappropriate projection

Project's gonna be conducted in perfect secrecy.

Quick prayer first, daddy. Mm?

Quite a list.

Really?

Reproduction is a 'round the clock business.

Returning back to normal.

Right outside the elevators,

Right there on the couch

Right.

Right.

Right. You can go.

Right. You were the one with clothes on.

Run the study. Play doctor all you want.

Sad home, where no one is waiting for me.

Scar tissue on the anterior wall.

Science.

Scoot all the way to the end for me.

Scrub up and assist, Dr. Haas.

Scully is gonna present my proposal to the board.

Scully refuses to present my study.

Scully will sooner approve a trip to the moon.

Scully's the one that folded.

See if you can get him away from his wife.

See you there.

Several new female volunteers.

Sex can be perfectly good on its own, whereas love is...

She was his singer,

She's gorgeous.

She's lost over 4,000CC, bill.

She's on the n**** ward.

Shut up, Ethan.

Since the right to vote.

Since when do you care about protocol?

Since you brought up the subject of sex...

Slap on whatever fancy term you like.

Slide it all in the sink

So are you interested in the job or not?

So even a hint of impropriety

So good.

So high that even our friends on the coasts

So I can wait another 15 minutes.

So I wouldn't get too in your head about it.

So I'm not spending the night.

So she's probably dying for something stable.

So t tired of feeling like

So there's more than one?

So we can both look like we're 12?

So we can monitor the response.

So you get the best possible view through the lens.

So you graduated with a B.A.?

So you won't object to devising a a system

So, so happy. Oh!

So, the first marriage was for interference.

So, who's your lover? You must love somebody.

So, yes...

Specifically to showcase this as a physiological study.

Squeamish.

Stay for a minute, can't you, daddy?

Stuck with a barren wife.

Supply the words tonight.

Support for the project grows every day.

Support from...?

Sure.

Surgery went well.

Suture.

Taking sexual histories in intimate, explicit detail.

Tell Dr. Haas to meet me in my examining room.

Tell you that women marry for love...

Thank you, miss...

Thank you.

Thank you.

That alone is cause for celebration.

That avoids any doctor/patient conflict.

That baby was everything.

That doesn't mean you have to make a soufflé, lib.

That ensures this kind of transference doesn't occur.

That I don't like being dragged out here in the cold when you're drunk and insulting?

That is both elegant and smart

That is one of the many questions I hope to answer.

That is such happy news.

That kind of movie.

That puts you mid cycle, not starting a new one.

That said, if you're uncomfortable

That sounds ominous.

That was never my intention.

That would cotton to such a task.

That, um...

That's a day well spent.

That's all my life can accommodate right now.

That's enough!

That's how every board member will see it...

That's my personal life,

That's not what this is.

That's self explanatory, I think.

That's the fun of being first.

That's what I will do.

The article was very interesting.

The baby guaranteed to arrive during business hours.

The body's physiological reflexes

The cap is small,

The doc wanted me to be the last one in tonight.

The first two pages and the last one, okay?

The garden in the courtyard is nice

The greatest literature...

The highest standard.

The interviews you've requested

The job has changed, miss horchow.

The kind of sex you have when you're married.

The last 20 minutes.

The last client... how long did he stay in the plateau state?

The magazines are to help with the stimulation part,

The man that we're honoring this evening

The most beautiful music.

The new data we're collecting dispels years of myths

The only thing you have to do is lean in close, like this,

The other questions are your medical history.

The other questions, you can answer.

The part that still believes you're a scientist.

The phase we're considering you for is couples.

The procedure itself comes later.

The riddle of life itself can't come close

The second was for...?

The study is about sex..

The study is not approved.

The study of sex is the study of the beginning of all life,

The two of us should undertake the research ourselves.

The woman in surgery today?

Their availability despite their marital status

Their departments, their titles.

Their quirks, their incomes, their marital status,

Then came rabbits.

Then I envy you.

Then I'll find another hospital that will.

Then orgasmic...

Then this discussion is over.

Then you do the same thing to me.

Then you're gonna have to get yourself a female partner.

There are magazines, a pillow

There is no way the great bill Masters

There's a reason the French call it "la petite mort."

There's a sheet, if you're feeling shy.

There's a sheet, if you're feeling shy.

There's some money trading hands about what's going on in there.

These are the insured patients.

These are young, good looking women.

They don't even have to go together

They told me I can't.

They're desperate for help

They're thinking, "why is she not in the n**** ward?"

They're very strict about my break.

They've taken my blood so many times, one of my veins has collapsed.

Things that we've always suspected

This E.E.G. isn't..

This is the bowel.

This is the future.

This is the most effective position.

This is the omentum

This is where you'll get the best care.

This is why I keep telling you why you need a female partner.

This is work I've been doing on my own time.

This must mean you're doing the honors, Ethan.

This new job will require

This study is the scandal.

This study will never be seen as serious science,

This whole thing feels like...

Time to submit this proposal to the board.

To actually witness it in real time.

To ensure the longevity of the project.

To expose this shiny, g****fruit sized mass here,

To find some champagne so we can celebrate.

To get a man to climax quickly.

To illuminate to my patients, and to the general community,

To monitor her pulse, heart rate, and brain waves

To plateau, which is usually intercourse,

To someone who's never tasted salt.

To the unfathomable mystery of that question.

To whatever it is she'd rather be doing.

Too late for that.

Too much talking?

Two more. 500CC. Another on deck.

Two years ago, I had my tubes tied.

Two years, and nothing.

Two.

Uh huh.

Uh, 98 minutes.

Uh, no. Thanks.

Uh, only the name and address stuff.

Uh...

Uh...

Until then...

Until you leave this hospital with a baby in your arms,

Using cold light illumination

Usually so the woman can get back

Various physical stimuli

Very exciting, for women especially.

Vibrator?

Volunteer for... for what?

Want to bet?

Was kissing you.

Was year two of medical school.

Watch out for open medicine cabinets.

Watching people hump all night.

We are doctors, for Christ's sakes,

We are not going to have this conversation now.

We call it "ulysses,"

We can sit there, like two girlfriends, fill out the forms.

We could look in each other's eyes sometimes.

We don't have a department of behavioral sciences

We don't mean you and your wife.

We don't offer that as a major.

We get the benefit of interpreting the data firsthand,

We got everything we need?

We know what it's called, bill.

We move to what's called the vesicouterine fold.

We preserve the anonymity

We should undertake the research with each other.

We start with excitement.

We start with the intake forms

We'll see how it goes.

We're going to be watching couples have sex,

We're ranked second in the country.

We're starting to see that some women are capable of multiple orgasms.

We've already debunked many established theories,

We've decided she'll join my cervical cap trial.

We've had great success with it, and I'd appreciate it

Well, friends can kiss.

Well, good housekeeping quizzes

Well, he did. But it's confidential.

Well, I assume that comes with the job.

Well, it's a remarkable feat.

Well, maybe... Are your kids friendly?

Well, not as a major, necessarily.

Well, then I'd like you to sign me up

Well, we have another hour here at least.

Well, you'll tell me when it's over.

Well, you're the expert.

Well...

Were instantaneous.

What a coincidence. I'm anonymous, too.

What am I not doing?

What are you... a girl?

What do you see when you look at me?

What does a blow job mean?

What does the woman you're sleeping with want?

What happened?

What happens to the body during sex?

What happens to the body during sexual stimulation and orgasm.

What is the matter with you? Seriously.

What it is is incredible!

What part of that do you not understand?

What they think is love.

What we've done here is revolutionary. You know it is.

What? Tell you what?

Whatever her orientation.

When I have sex, on my own time, I have sex with women.

When I have sex, on my own time, I have sex with women.

When I was your age,

When is a good time, Virginia?

When the truth is, nobody understands sex.

When you look at the data, you get a very clear picture

Whenever you're ready, J... miss

Where there are libraries on how babies are born

Whether you want to or not.

Which females?

Which is of no interest to you or anyone else.

Which is stressful for her.

Which is the uterus.

Which is why I'll let my friend provost Scully

Which is why it's time to go public, barton.

Which is why this all does seem a bit insensitive on your part,

Which is why we need to implement a system, uh,

Which makes it very convenient to casually run into her.

Which might survive some incident

Which one of you geniuses is her doctor?

Which study?

Which, to be Frank, concerns me

While at the same time being endlessly tedious and annoying.

While we just lay there naked?

Who are walk ins and usually poor.

Who else is doing this? No one.

Who will be doing it in five years?

Why can't I have a baby?

Why does your secretary keep talking to me?

Why would a woman fake an orgasm?

Why would I insult you when you're all I think about?!

Why would it throw off your data?

Why wouldn't I be right for this new job?

Why... why can't I give my husband a child?

Will be watching me

With Helen, in fact.

With Helen, in fact.

With physical attraction

With pictures of women.

With what I'm doing here, speak now,

With women who were willing to volunteer.

Women disappointed, confused, even tortured by sex.

Women fake orgasms... almost all of them.

Women often think that sex and love are the same thing

Would fake an orgasm?

Would you care to clarify?

Would you have done it? Leave, I mean?

Yes, but the hemorrhaging...

Yes, it does seem unlikely.

Yes, your wife told me.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. I'm right behind you.

Yet we sit huddled in the dark like prudish cavemen,

You are the most beautiful creature I have ever seen.

You are! You are my friend!

You can go like... like this.

You can thank me later for saving you from yourself.

You could time a lot of this yourself,

You didn't even show it to them.

You didn't get all the placenta, for starters.

You didn't have an orgasm?

You didn't want to get married?

You do know what's in here?

You don't have a penis.

You don't have to.

You know, this is not research into kidney disease,

You know, what can I do better?

You know, with your legs up around your ears,

You look...

You looked in his file.

You might also try being right.

You might be able to remove the lesions surgically.

You might consider keeping a journal.

You said nothing about a vibrator.

You see me every day.

You simply need to move through all four stages

You took your temperature?

You wanted to know what was going on in room 5.

You work late every night! You ride home now

You would go to obstetrics.

You?

You... Pretended to have an orgasm?

You'll have another.

You'll let me do anything, everything to you.

You'll make love to me.

You're a doctor.

You're forgetting that I picked you for this job.

You're his new secret weapon, Gini.

You're jeopardizing yours?

You're kicking me out.

You're not even dressed yet.

You're not in the n**** ward because I moved you here.

You're not still going ahead with that, are you?

You're paying.

You're saying watch out for the dildo.

You're surrounded by women.

You're the tough one, lib.

You've been so kind, Mrs. Johnson.

Your cheekbone is bruised.

Your napkin actually goes in your lap.

Your other head.

Your practice is the envy of every doctor in this hospital.

Your wife, who's been standing by herself at the bar

4 took ten minutes, making him the slowest.

7 achieved no arousal at all.

12 more! And a scalpel... number 5.

20 bucks.

"Flopping." Self stimulating.

12 gauze packs. I already used 12.

Aah! Aah! Oh, my God.

But his ego...

Confidence. Mm hmm.

Ethan. Ethan.

Friends. Yes

Good. Naked.

Heart rate? 140.

How many bottles? Four.

I don't know if you knew that. I didn't.

I'm married

I'm the hardest worker I know. You don't know me.

In fact, she pressures me. How traumatic for you.

In...? Sciences.

It's great. Really?

Langham's a doctor. So are you.

Moving right along...

Oh, my God. Ohh.

Oh, really? Which reminds me...

Sex. Yes.

Studying...? Music.

What? ...And you responded.

What? Shut up.

What?! Tell me...

What's the pressure? 70 over palp.

with that bow tied asshole! Shh!

You're serious now? Yes, I'm serious.

'Cause maybe they'll take pity on me and invite me in.

"Dud" sperm?

"Get a divorce, get used to it, or cheat."

"how does an orgasm feel for a woman?"

"The Ed Sullivan show."

# But somehow #

# Each time I saw the tide #

# Every wave that breaks #

# For you brought a new kind of love to me #

# From the sand #

# How you laughed when I cried #

# I'd want to sleep my whole life through #

# If the nightingales could sing like you #

# If the sandman brought me dreams of you #

# In the sand #

# Like today #

# Take our love letters #

# They'd sing much sweeter than they do #

# We pass the time away #

# Writing love letters #

# You ain't no friend of mine #

# You made a vow #

#On a day #