The Sopranos - Season 2 Edit

A boat's not like a car. You've got no breaks and can't make quick turns.

A comedian. Is that how you broke your nose?

A Fenwick Rod and a Penn International Reel.

A flag saluting motherfucker.

A partial list of the major investors in Webistics.

A police.

A quote, unquote: "Husky accomplice."

A sports store charges tickets in bulk?

A woman. And it's not what you think.

A year and a fucking half you been gossiping?

A year and a half. No. Less.

Accepted at Berkeley, accepted at NYU...

After two years treating you, I've learned things.

Agent Harris! Who's your friend?

Ah, Ah, Ah.

Ah.

Air in the bag.

All I mean is, my brother needs help.

All I'm saying...

All my enemies are smoked.

All right, Davey.

All right.

All right. Go ahead.

Am I gonna get sick now?

And fuck them if they do. I'll cut them off.

And he hums.

And I pick up sorrow coming from you.

And I'm not saying that it's not serious.

And if the money doesn't last?

And it's expensive.

And there's nothing they can do for you?

And with that...

And you listen to her?

And your father: the gangster, tough guy.

Anthony Soprano, we have a warrant to search your house...

Anthony Tomasello.

Anthony, Anthony.

Anthony!

Anthony!

Anthony! Anthony, dig!

Anthony?

Anyway, I gotta go. I'm meeting them there

Anyway, I'm $4 a pound.

Are you smoking marijuana? I want to watch the TV.

As long as the two of you are happy

As of this second, if you lie to me...

As soon as Eric goes to college... He got into Georgetown today...

Barbara asked me here. Beyond that, I got nothing to say to you!

Be right back.

Beansie.

Before this is over, they'll pin that Egypt Air thing on me and you know it!

Besides the night he capped Bevilaqua?

Besides, if you would've won, I'd be crying the blues.

Both had the pappadams, different entrees.

Brushed her teeth with this.

But a year ago your mother colluded to have you killed.

But did he protect you kids from this borderline mother?

But he had a reaction. You guys ate at an Indian restaurant.

But he's one of my best guys. A terrific earner.

But I'm gonna make sure we get through this.

But if it's a problem, I've got another job in Wyckoff.

But instead of waiting until then, he's gonna light himself on fire.

But it was back ordered? Well, I got a great deal on it.

But like I told the officers..

But listen to me, everything's gonna be all right. I'm here, I'm with you.

But maybe he ate something didn't agree with him.

But mostly I talked up the Scatino bust out.

But some people are more self destructive than others.

But sometimes I feel... I don't know, I don't know.

But that's the friend that was almost carried off by the ducks, right?

But that's what being human is.

But we're free to give it a spin.

But you had to be the big man!

But you like that. You just said you find me attractive.

By the way, Patsy, coat went over big. She loved it.

Cards at a cut rate. But you bought the bulk time on credit.

Carm.

Carmela asked you how many fucking times to come live with us!

Carmela's been so sweet to you.

Cheers.

Christine knows you're gambling again.

Christine told me about her. I'm so sorry.

Come here and kill the thing.

Come here.

Come on

Come on in.

Come on, Puss.

Come on, Ton. Sooner or later, you gotta face facts.

Come on, up, up, up!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Congratulations, it's a fucking disaster.

Congratulations.

Dad?

Dad?

Dave's been even more preoccupied than usual lately.

Davey never takes me to dinner.

Davey...

Did you guys eat the same thing at the Indian restaurant?

Did you hear me?

Did you let them in the house?

Did you?

Dig!

Don't bring that in here. Wait outside in the car.

Don't call here.

Don't even think about it. She's married to Tony Soprano.

Don't ever talk about her like that.

Don't give them an in

Don't press your luck with this diarrhea.

Don't say it.

Don't snap at me, okay?

Don't tell me you blew his college fund.

Don't thank Him yet. There's an eyeball witness.

Don't think about that now, Anthony.

Don't think about that now, Anthony.

Don't worry about this witness.

Don't worry, you won't go into your own kick.

Don't worry. A bump in the road.

Don't worry. You put it on different credit lines.

Drives me fucking crazy.

Eric is going to college, and maybe it's better for his grades.

Especially my boy

Especially that ring. Probably came off a dead finger.

Every Christmas, he sends reports of what his nieces and nephews have done.

Every night she'd drink me under the fucking table.

Everything I do...

Everything. For chrissake, Vic, everything.

Everything's black.

Exactly.

Excuse me.

Excuse us. Carmela sees you, she's gonna cut you a new asshole.

Fever dreams.

Finalize the menu.

Five minutes away from life in prison and I'm fucking laughing.

Flip?

Fly right into Vegas. Half hour's drive.

For a very long time.

For something I didn't do.

Forget it.

France, 1944.

Frightened?

Fuck all youse. Bygones are never bygones

Fuck blue, red sells.

Fuck that. He's never getting paid anyway.

Fuck this.

Fuck you, Tony.

Fuck you! You fucking...!

Fuck, give me that.

Fuck, I turn my head one second and they slip one in on you.

Fuck, they got the fried zucchini flowers.

Fucked up.

Fucking Army brat.

Fucking demented old bat!

Fucking demented old bat!

Fucking goddess with the six arms. No wonder.

Fucking motherfucking wogs!

Fucking Tony Soprano, all right?

General George Patton leads his Third Army into battle.

Get me Tony on tape talking about this murder.

Get on with life.

Get the fuck out of here with that.

Get the fuck out of here. You never exercised once.

Get the weights.

Gifts for grad night. What's that?

Gifts for grad night. What's that?

Give me a minute, Ang!

Give me those.

Give them time. They will.

Go home, get some sleep.

Go to sleep. You don't make any sense when you talk.

God damn it

God help you if your head is in that bowl for graduation. I won't!

God, am I so not going to miss this.

God! I mean, you can imagine.

Got a decent displacement for its size.

Got no spleen, Gene.

Growing a beard or a merkin or something.

Guess I'm hungry for a home cooked meal.

Guess what? I got my answers from colleges today.

Had fucked up dreams last night.

Have these for Meadow's graduation party.

He almost came in second. You should've seen his face

He can't sell it without me, or he would have gambled it all away.

He desperately wants to vindicate himself in the only way he knows how:

He got accepted at Georgetown. It's a little money pinch.

He had a meeting. He'll be here next time.

He had five minutes to run...

He has been ripped from the arms of the only mother he has ever known.

He knows that the controversies around him have tarnished his reputation.

He needs some street smarts.

He says take three gross of the blue, he'll give us a price on the red.

He should suck ice chips. It's good for the fever. Keeps him hydrated.

He was spotted, Sal. So don't go pulling my taffy.

He was wallpapering my dining room.

He's a doll. When his wife was dying, he waited on her hand and foot.

He's given his life for you, for your brother...

He's lucky to be alive.

Here.

Here.

Here.

Here. Small sips.

Here. You better... I don't know.

Hey, cucuzza!

Hey, guy. Not feeling too good, huh?

Hey, I lived in New Mexico until I was 11.

Hey, pal, with the Ramlösa...

Hey, Puss.

Hey, those are some colleges she got into, your kid.

Hey, Ton!

Hey, Ton.

Hey, Tony! How you feeling?

Hey, Uncle Junior

Hey!

Hey! What are you doing here?

Hey.

Hey...

Hi, how are you?

His hatred for the enemy...

Holy Cross! I mean, Heather didn't exactly walk away with lo cazzo.

Holy shit!

Hopalong, how you doing?

How about I put a bullet in your stupid boar's head?

How about, "That's too bad"? Or, "What a shame, Tony"?

How are you feeling?

How are you guys doing? Ready for another sandwich?

How can you think of that during sex? You're not in the moment.

How could you lose the business? It's in my sister's name.

How does that feel?

How long? How much do they know?

How long's he taking?

How much did you lose?

How much did you lose? How much?

How much you paying for your call?

How we doing with them airline tickets?

How you reacted downstairs, and now you're sitting up here by yourself?

How'd it go?

How's it going?

How's your medication?

I always did. "Do."

I am at Newark Airport.

I am! I feel very bad for him!

I banged my foot. I would've came in second.

I beat a homicide and now I fucked up, Neal.

I blew an easy one. I blew everything!

I bought the most beautiful boat today.

I brought consommé. I wasn't even sure you could handle it.

I can sell you a thousand hours.

I can't do it. I can't call. I don't know what to do.

I can't get off the boardwalk.

I could be going away.

I could be going to the can for the rest of my life...

I could've got her one with a smaller screen for free.

I didn't do anything wrong. We can't talk about it?

I didn't hear that!

I dodged a very big bullet. And I'm feeling pretty fucking good about it.

I don't fucking deserve this!

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't think it's about him going to the mall with a group...

I don't think so, Tony.

I don't want another Christopher on my hands. Look at him.

I don't wear that shit.

I fed them bullshit. Nothing!

I feel like I can't stand.

I feel like I can't stand.

I find powerful men erotic.

I fucking deserve it.

I get it. But let me ask you something

I got a call about a boat, Sea Ray 50. I want you guys' opinion on it.

I got a price.

I got a price.

I got food poisoning.

I got involved with some bad people, and I got in debt to them.

I got pussy on the brain. I always do.

I got something for you.

I got such a deal on this Ramlösa.

I got the smallest amount of routes of anybody in the association.

I gotta be loyal.

I gotta hear this shit all the fucking time!

I gotta sit down.

I gotta sit down.

I gotta stay around a little while longer for the kids.

I gotta tell you, Frank.

I had a dream I fucked your brains out. Right on that desk.

I had to come forward to help you find them

I handpick all the shellfish myself!

I hate how air gets trapped inside the suit bag when you zip it up.

I hate how air gets trapped inside the suit bag when you zip it up.

I have to go Chapter 11...

I haven't pushed you enough to confront these things.

I haven't seen Tony in a while.

I heard shots but I thought they were firecrackers.

I just told you. The chat room.

I knew I was giving her a bad ticket.

I knew you had this business, Davey.

I know it and you know it.

I know it and you know it.

I know it embarrassed you but...

I know it's a small thing, but see, that's the fucking point.

I know that you love me.

I know what that's like. My little guy was a real cadet at his age.

I know what you mean.

I know you are, Beans.

I know you ordered the Pellegrino, but I want you to try this.

I know. Tony's your best friend.

I lied.

I like the dark.

I love my coat.

I mean, I bring all this on myself.

I mean, picnic coolers, Ramlösa water...

I might as well tell you. I decided on Columbia.

I must have been out of my mind.

I never been so fucking depressed.

I never conspired with him.

I open my mail and it's a lawsuit! It's a fucking lien on the building!

I ought to burn you and let the judge throw away the key!

I promised Gab I'd get 10 bags of garden mulch...

I remember when you transferred into 10th grade from...

I said that the first time we met.

I saw his face when he went to the mall...

I screwed up, Vic.

I see what you mean. It's the vertical striping.

I shot this guy. He's a friend of mine.

I smelled those sausages and I wanted you to make me lunch.

I tell people...

I tell you, this broad's ass was the second coming.

I think you have food poisoning.

I thought there was a sadness about him.

I thought you guys might like some salami and eggs.

I thought you might want this. You said Ramone backed over yours.

I told her, I don't trust that new mailman.

I want another 14 gross of model number 4784.

I want to fuck you

I want to know.

I want to see you flopping around down there!

I want to spend more time with AJ.

I want to talk to you.

I want Tony's voice on tape, saying, "I killed Matthew Bevilaqua."

I want you to hold it for me. This goes down, I'm out of the area.

I was filled with...

I was going away for pushing H.

I was hoping he'd say that.

I was in the heat of passion. I'm doing it like you like.

I was just thinking about you and what happened this morning.

I was reading in Time, this study at Harvard.

I was thinking of wallpapering the dining room. Do you have a card?

I wish I could say this is a first for David, but...

I wish you'd tell me what you're talking about.

I won't go back to that place!

I would do nothing, Tony, to put you in harm's way! All of you!

I wouldn't use that word.

I'd eat her out while I was down there.

I'd forget about any deli trays coming your way in the future.

I'd let you, but if the harbor master sees, we'll get in trouble.

I'll give it to you for...

I'll see what he says.

I'm bonded and state certified, but I'm still dangerous.

I'm deciding to believe you. But here's what you're gonna do.

I'm Detective Harold Giardina. From the Essex County Task Force.

I'm dying!

I'm fucking freezing!

I'm getting the fuck out of here. I got a job on a ranch out West.

I'm glad you called. My sister's been worried sick.

I'm gonna beat this shit, you kidding me?

I'm gonna call Dr. Cusamano. This is worrying me now.

I'm gonna cover you with this blanket, okay?

I'm gonna keep trying Mink, all right? I don't trust that secretary.

I'm gonna make you two beautiful women a special tasting menu.

I'm good. I'm fine. I...

I'm in airport security.

I'm in no mood.

I'm leaving.

I'm looking forward to the graduation party.

I'm mind fucking these donkeys like you wouldn't believe!

I'm nauseous! Oh, Jesus! Oh, fuck!

I'm not gambling anymore. I'm broke.

I'm not worried about Meadow. Meadow can take care of herself.

I'm old school, Janice.

I'm Philly.

I'm proposing to you to get your button.

I'm sick. You don't see me all fucked up.

I'm so goddamn fed up with crime.

I'm so proud of you. My little baby.

I'm sorry I had to do that.

I'm sorry, Tony, but I feel vindicated.

I'm sorry.

I'm starting to feel it now too.

I'm telling you. This disinformation shit is an effective technique!

I'm thinking.

I've been careful!

I've been waiting 40 minutes. The Cuban's with the harbor master.

I've heard you talk many times about being with your son.

If 23 tickets is all they have...

If I did ride with Tony on something like that...

If I go, I'm going with a package. Not like Massucco.

If she tried to have you killed a year ago...

If she wants it all...

If you ever want to talk...

If you had a mother that had one shred of gratitude in her.

If you knew Soprano was planning something..

Immigrants especially, no offense, always call home to wherever the fuck.

In battle.

In my day, a boy and girl went on a date.

In the meantime, you donate, get your picture up, you inspire people.

Is that it?

Is that okay, Tony? That I sit?

Is that right? Where were you when I dropped out in the first place?

Is that the time? I'm gonna barely get Natalie to tap

Is there something else bothering you, Anthony?

It looks fatter than a suit.

It means, "Sit on this, cocksucker!"

It should be you. Oh, it should be you.

It was a leaf, you frigging idiot!

It was always, "We'll do this." "We're gonna do that."

It was nice to meet your brother. He seems very interesting.

It was really dark. I didn't want to be seen.

It was your subconscious telling you you want him to wallpaper the room.

It would help if we knew. You have any symptoms?

It's a bust out. When you can't pay them...

It's a frigging ace!

It's a good idea. He adores you. He never spends enough time with you

It's a little early in the day, no?

It's a lot for the eye to handle in such a confined space.

It's all right. Go back to bed.

It's Arthur Bucco.

It's bittersweet, this period

It's clarified butter. You get a rancid hit of that...

It's done, Tony. Over. My advice now is to put it behind you.

It's easier than going home.

It's fantastic. It's stuffed with the melted dry ricotta.

It's for you.

It's fucking graduation day, so I might as well take this opportunity.

It's giving me agita. Want me to go downtown.

It's good you could meet me.

It's great to see your kid graduate, huh?

It's just that..

It's like she was never married to Johnny Soprano.

It's like she was never married to Johnny Soprano.

It's my nature. Frog and the scorpion, you know?

It's my stomach.

It's not fucking funny.

It's not my fucking head

It's the other one who's almost out of the house.

It's this fucking swell.

It's where my body shut down! Self protection!

Jerry, get the door.

Jesus Christ, David. Where the hell have you been?

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ! Shit!

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ. How fucking hard is it to get on an airplane?

Jesus, Mary and Joseph. I never did anything like this before.

Jesus, Puss.

Jesus!

Jonathan Tiffin.

Just a poor kid in the wrong crowd.

Just grass cloth, maybe, or...

Just let me think. Come on.

Keep earning on any subsistence level whatsoever.

Keep this between us. You know how your mother gets.

Kid was 23 or something.

Know what, leave me the fuck alone. I'll make up for the swim meet

Ladies and gentlemen, soon we'll begin...

Later.

Lawyer up, whatever, it's your call. Just name the time.

Let me explain.

Let me get our ducks in a row. Keep your cool and go the speed limit.

Let me tell you who's not a good kid.

Let the air out.

Let's go down below, check out the mahogany.

Let's go, Harry.

Let's go.

Let's look at it.

Let's talk at the station.

Life.

Like I said, you had to be there.

Like me in what way?

Like Rose Kennedy, with all her money to throw around.

Lilliana, can you get that?

Listen, I'm at the Sopranos' house.

Little snacks for thought for me to take home?

Livia Soprano?

Local cops, buy them a Christmas tree, they'll give up their grandmother.

Lock that door, will you?

Lock you into a story.

Look at this.

Look out, stop! On your starboard! Look out!

Look, some cooperators, when they get their new identity...

Ma, if you need something, call. I'll bring it up.

Madonna.

Married's good enough. The husband doesn't matter, I respect the ring

May I ask who the dead man was?

Maybe a galantine de poulet...

Maybe I should've seen that in the beginning.

Maybe we should stop.

Maybe you could send Ramone to the other job tomorrow.

Maybe you should lamb chop it for a while

Maybe, baby.

Meadow Mariangela Soprano.

Meadow, are you sleeping?

Meadow's graduation is tomorrow.

Michael, over here.

Midlife crisis? You can talk to me

Might as well tell you now.

Mmm.

Mommy tried to kill you and you gave her airline tickets.

Mommy!

Mommy!

Mommy!

Mommy! Mommy! No!

Motherfucker!

Motherfucking fucking...

Mr. Musto no is come.

My brother, the wallpaper artist. The one you can trust...

My friends don't judge me.

My God, you scared the shit out of me.

My inner ear balance is off.

My mother. My fucking, goddamn idiot of a mother.

My niece. I left my brother's house one night...

My niece. I left my brother's house one night...

My whole cut.

My wife was a gourmet cook.

My wife will come for a weekly allowance.

Never wore panties.

Nice lady.

Nice work, Ma.

No distortion. No throat clearings. No nose blowing.

No joke, Sal. You don't want to see my darker side.

No problem. I went to Brookstone and got a scale.

No way, Tony!

No, Dad. We're just going to the mall. We go there sometimes

No, fuck you!

No, he's gritting his teeth. He's freezing.

No, I figured we'd see a movie or something...

No, I'm gonna finish my drink.

No, I'm talking about opening up.

No, it was the mussels! They came up undigested!

No, no, no, no. Don't listen to the manipulation.

No, no, no, what? What now?

No, only you care. Fuck you.

No!

No!

No.

No. Shut them off

Nobody's gonna see.

Not good. Not good.

Not in the face, okay?

Not to be a sucker, or get involved with the wrong people.

Not what Tony has. Like from bad shellfish or anything.

Not with this.

Nothing federal that'll link you.

Nothing.

Now in real life, he does some things that annoy me.

Now you can make homemade sausage and homemade pasta...

Now!

Of course. Nobody's saying.

Oh, baby, you're the best! Oh, baby, you're the best.

Oh, baby! Oh, you're the best!

Oh, baby. Oh, you're the best one ever.

Oh, come on. Sit for a minute. Come on.

Oh, for chrissake.

Oh, fuck her! Fuck you!

Oh, fuck, it's the chicken vindaloo!

Oh, fuck! Fuck!

Oh, hey! It's not from my place!

Oh, I know.

Oh, it's a Vestimenta suit.

Oh, it's a Vestimenta suit.

Oh, jeez! You picked up a bad one somewhere, huh?

Oh, Jesus

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, my God, that was so exciting!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, Oh, Oh!

Oh, okay.

Oh, Prince Rogaine!

Oh, Pussy.

Oh, Richie. Oh, Richie. Oh, you're the boss.

Oh, shit! I completely forgot!

Oh, sure, sure. You believe that uncle of yours.

Oh, yeah? How'd you do?

Oh, you're beautiful.

Oh, you're the boss! Oh, you're the boss!

Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Okay, Puss. Yeah, I'm sorry to bother you.

Okay, so I wanted to fuck her. But she was right, wasn't she?

Okay, thanks a lot. Okay.

Okay, then, thanks for calling. That's terrific.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

On my kids, I will fucking cut you! Just tell me!

On your way out, can you roll the garbage down? Tomorrow's pickup day.

Once he's out of the house, the government can do what they want.

One more fucking minute, I wouldn't be in this spot.

One more minute. If I could've just said:

One snitch became garbage commissioner...

Other hand.

Our daughter is graduating high school.

Out of consideration, I should dump those fucking mussels you gave me...

Philly, yeah.

Plastic picnic coolers. Ship them, I'll worry about selling them.

Pleased to meet you. But if you don't have a warrant, get out.

Poor me.

Poor prick wears a pair that's wrapped with duct tape.

Poor son of a bitch.

President Franklin is my best friend, and he's in there.

Pussy?

Pussy.

Put that stuff in the bedroom. Leave the sneakers.

Put the heat up.

Rage, Anthony...

Red.

Remember when those Paterson Guidos caught you up at Garret Mountain...

Richie Aprile is in the Bermuda Triangle.

Richie, baby, you're the best one!

Richie, wait

Rides nice.

Round 12.

Sadness, Anthony, stay with that.

Sadness.

Sal knew it was today. I told him. He's so self centered.

Sal!

Salute.

Say it's for promotion. Customer of the Year, Salesman of the Month...

Scott Richard Sipronowski.

Sea legs.

See this card?

See you later.

See? And you're sitting there? Shame on you.

Sells for twenty dollars.

Send him up!

Send him up!

September 5th. That's how long they've given him to live.

She even really exist?

She won't do that. She's smarter than that.

She's a puttana, this one. Fucked an arson investigator last week.

She's at airport security.

She's still at the airport.

Should we test the anchor? See how she holds?

Sip. I said sip, Tony.

Six hundred and twenty horsepower.

Smart.

So do you still like your coat?

So I don't need anymore psychiatry today.

So it's late. Go to bed.

So kill it.

So later at trial, any contradiction will sink you.

So pay the tonnage, and charge your townships extra for the pickups.

So telecommunications, once again, fails to disappoint?

So this person, the witness...

So why the fuck would I do that?

So you've gotta anticipate your turns a lot sooner.

So, what do you think? Should I just paint or do something plain ish?

So.

Somebody even talked me into papering the back of the door here.

Someone will pick you up, but I don't know what you're talking about.

Sometimes...

Somewhere along the line, I became frightened of you.

Somewhere?

Sorry. Right.

Spare you all those fucking visits to the hospital.

Spring snow. Happened when my parents got married. Won't last.

Stay with Aunt Gemma in Tucson. Take Aunt Quinn, the other miserabile.

Stop it, Tony. Here, lie back.

Stop talking about food.

Suddenly I'm ordering all this shit.

Sure you want to go out today, T? Just getting over the trots.

Take a seat, Puss.

Take care of yourself. Drive safe.

Take it easy, Ton. It's fixable.

Take the backboard out. I'll be down in a second.

Take the money, Beans

Take the money. You can whack it up with the foundation.

Tell Arthur to send out two more plates.

Tell me, T, what do you want me to do?

Tell that to Paul Castallano.

Than I thought you would. Artie called.

Thank God the store's in my name.

Thank you

Thank you for sharing.

Thank you, Beans.

Thank you, Mr. Arthur.

Thank you, no, Mrs. Carmela.

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you! Thank you!

Thank you. Goodbye.

Thanks for coming. Thanks for coming.

Thanks to people like you, we may just do that.

Thanks, Grandma.

That fucking Artie Bucco then!

That fucking noise!

That how they heard about the Bevilaqua hit?

That is outrageous!

That is so racist!

That is your mother talking.

That other poor prick they found dead.

That voice... That voice...

That way you and I would have a chance to talk, on your lunch break.

That's a good one.

That's all you get from me.

That's it. That is, recently.

That's my nephew. How dare you, in my home.

That's not a mistake.

That's not enough?

That's not enough?

That's not part of it.

That's right. Get an education. That's what I always said.

That's true. We'll find him.

That's what you tell me.

The airline tickets came in

The airlines are running specials nonstop into Nevada.

The best exercise. Works every muscle group.

The business of selling prepaid calling cards.

The carrier gets stiffed. He cuts off service to the cardholders.

The end? It's planned bankruptcy

The fucking RICO case. Thirty to life.

The fun never stops.

The idea that you might be sent to prison?

The kids are safe in their beds. They love you.

The light reflected off the car. But he was heavyset.

The mothers last year said we should end senior night at Long Beach Island.

The only thing to do is unzip it a little.

The other shit amounted to nothing.

The owner's got two offers. I gotta decide this morning. Cuban guy.

The paper here now...

The question is, how do you stop?

The savings, the business, everything!

The various protocols to date are ineffective.

The worst part of this is, it's one of those times I know I'm dreaming.

The youth. That's what's important.

Then how could they be the cause?

There better be Coke left in that fridge is all I can say.

There they are. The Flying Cafone Brothers.

There was someone else there that night.

There you go, some zuppa di mussels. And Tony? The last dozen flowers.

There you go, sweetheart. Give me that face.

There's no charge...

These guys, on either side of me?

They believe all this weird shit.

They doused the body and the funeral pyre...

They gotta be all red. Just do it, please.

They had me, Tony.

They need serial numbers.

They say that Anthony gave me a stolen ticket.

They started a fire in my dumpster and then...

They started a fire in my dumpster and then...

They'll dance, scavenger hunt and the liquor stores will be closed.

They're for the black kid who washes my car.

They're gonna call the FBI.

They're mine. It was my idea.

They're never coming.

Things are good. What the fuck?

This bust out is a license to steal. What's he throwing your way?

This fucking guy was supposed to be laid out on Midland Avenue a year ago.

This garbage business. I found out that bow tied motherfucker...

This garbage thing? He's already taking your townships.

This is a nightmare. I'm gonna have to move some cash.

This is definitely him.

This is how I make a living. It's my bread and butter.

This is it, David.

This is so cool.

This is some bad shit here.

This is what I'm saying!

This is who Dad is.

This shit comes from my end. Wait a minute. I take it back

This way.

This whole week...

This witness can't remain nameless forever.

Those are the FBI guys from before. What did they want?

Those lying cocksuckers!

Those spices kill microbial agents. Very smart.

Thought you were your brother. I just bought a sable off him.

Three hearts and a seven. Queen bets.

Time and tide wait for no man, right?

To all of us.

To business.

Today!

Ton.

Tony had food poisoning all night, the poor guy.

Tony Soprano, weak in the knees. Can't stand the heat?

Tony, are you up yet?

Tony, what did you do?

Tony! What are you doing here?

Tony?

Tony.

Tony's green around the gills. Flu, I think.

Touch of diarrhea.

TV commercials.

Twenty six.

Ugh.

Uh huh.

Unless you can pay us the principal you owe.

Until then, get on the horn and order.

Vegas, huh?

Wait a minute.

Wait list.

Wait, it's coming from here.

Want some?

Warrant, warrant. How do you say it in fucking Polish?

Was he at Vesuvio last night?

Wasn't it that he went to the mall instead of going with you?

We cannot let her do this.

We could've phoned. We paid the courtesy of a visit

We found them in your Suburban.

We got any good tequila?

We got fucking federal charges. We got the FAA.

We got predicates up the ass.

We were talking about the powder room?

We'd like to board our first class passengers...

We'll tie up the loose ends.

We're entitled to search the rest of the domicile.

We've been held here...

Webistics?

Well, he's gone.

Well, it's an ancient culture over there.

Well, once during the night, I did have a slight touch of diarrhea.

Well, that's over now. Gone. Done.

Well, we both had the pappadams, but different courses.

Well, you feel a little hot.

Well, you have a tendency towards depression. Yes.

What about little Eric?

What about that other place, Georgetown?

What are we gonna do with you?

What are you doing?

What are you talking about?

What could I say? You have my sympathy.

What did I say? In the car.

What did I tell you, huh? No fucking violence!

What do you got for me?

What feelings might those be?

What if these doctors are wrong?

What is this?

What the fuck are you for anyway?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck? What did you say?

What the hell was going on there?

What, not recently?

What, now?

What, Tony?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Don't make me fucking laugh!

What'd I just say?

What's he smiling at?

What's it mean?

What's the matter with you?

What's up, Anthony? How did this happen?

What's wrong with you?

Whatchamacallit, disinformation. So I could live!

Whatever seems to be dominating your thoughts.

Whatever, I don't know

When did they flip you? Tell me. Don't lie.

When do they realize I'm not paying and call the cops?

When he's out, you're packing up...

When I found out about Eric's car, I told Tony to give it back...

When I think of that jacket I gave your brother...

When Indira Gandhi got assassinated...

When the two men drove out, I hid in the ragweed.

When this is over, you're free to go.

When you say "Pussy," you mean my friend Pussy...

When your fucking credit runs out, Diamond Jim.

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

Where were you? Did you see Chris at the hospital?

Where's Pussy?

Wherever you were, it's more important to let your son know you care!

Who gets chicken and peppers?

Who got into West Point. Who got a hole in one.

Who?

Who? What?

Who's letting those big ones?

Who's ready to go buy a boat?

Who's the witness?

Who's your friend?

Why don't I just fucking kill myself?

Why don't I say "sorry" to the whole fucking world with a blimp.

Why don't you go to bed?

Why the fuck ain't they talking to you?

Why you making me do this, you fat fucking miserable piece of shit?

Why'd you let me do it?

Will you please stick to the topic?

Without that, we crumble.

Won't it raise a flag with the travel agency?

Wondered about that chicken. Probably a fucking cocker spaniel.

Word to the wise, that's all I'm saying.

Worrying about paying your fucking rent or whatever you worry about!

Yeah, all right. Go ahead.

Yeah, but I got an "A" rating. It's...

Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. I should've called her.

Yeah, I know. What's up?

Yeah, I went to see Christopher at the hospital.

Yeah, my girl did the same thing...

Yeah, right.

Yeah, right. We don't need to see this.

Yeah, sure

Yeah, well...

Yeah, what the fuck.

Yeah, when you're dating it's all candles and wine and...

Yeah, you must be very proud.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Tony fucking Soprano.

Yeah. We're having a good week.

Yeah. You see. Since you own part of the company.

Yes, I suppose it is. At root.

Yes.

Yet you never say "boo" about that. Even when I try to elicit.

You and your broom up her ass sister, you didn't give a fuck!

You are the biggest threat to yourself.

You ate at an Indian restaurant? There you go.

You become Acme Telephone Card Company.

You believe this shit? Fucking June. My daughter graduates in a week.

You buy a couple of million units of time.

You can't come live with us. I'm sorry...

You can't wait a few days to persecute him? To persecute us?

You disgust me.

You do it.

You don't ask her any questions and you never, ever refuse her.

You don't owe them anything.

You don't want to stop by the Bing, get something to eat?

You find a front man to get a line of credit.

You fucking asshole! How could you do that?

You go off on a racist rant about Indian food...

You got a case of E. coli or campylobacter. But you'll be fine.

You got no idea what "dead eyes" means until you face them...

You got your own life.

You gotta take it.

You gotta, skip, you gotta.

You guys need another picture of me for your wallets?

You had to be there. She's one of them...

You have fucking had it. This is it.

You have to be 110% sure this is who you saw.

You have to see that your father means well.

You knew.

You know how that boy loves you

You know how tight these feds can keep it.

You know I love you, right, Med?

You know I've been working with the government, right?

You know that acupuncturist down in Puerto Rico?

You know what they cook with in Indian restaurants? Ghee.

You know what you said.

You know what?

You know, I could use that cup of coffee.

You know, Uncle Jun, it kills me to sit back and watch...

You know, when I was in Italy...

You look beautiful, Carm.

You look beautiful.

You make an effort to repulse me.

You mean, be like a fucking poster boy? Is that what you mean?

You might as well just leave me here.

You motherfuckers! You motherfuckers!

You put a Nigerian on the street, have him sell these...

You scared me half to death! I can't turn my back for a minute!

You sell thousands of these cards to the greedy pricks.

You should come hang out. New day.

You smelling them as you pick them or are you staring off into space?

You think this bothers me, you fuckhead?

You told me not to get in the game.

You too? Anybody else? How about you?

You want to try them on?

You want?

You were like a fish out there.

You won't even accept food from your mother!

You won't forget to go to CompWorld to get the gift?

You'll give me that? Huh?

You'll go to Gamblers Anonymous and we'll get you on your feet.

You'll make bail. There's no capital crimes.

You're a great man, Vic.

You're always worried about ruining the felt

You're doing a good job.

You're glad that they're growing up, but you're sad to lose them.

You're like the old woman with ham under her arm, crying for bread.

You're not gonna live with her. There's two tickets.

You're not the first guy to get busted out.

You're right. I'm sorry.

You're right. They won't have you back at Green Grove.

You're so angry with your mother and the airline tickets.

You're still up.

You're the one that's fucked up.

You're too good, Junior. That's your problem.

You've never dealt with your anger. Look at the cost.

Your father hoped you wouldn't get too far or you'd knock her up...

Your mother doesn't think I love you enough.

Your teeth are chattering. Want to go back into bed?

Yours is far enough along that Ramone can finish up.

...and didn't wear a wire... I told you no!

...and I threw a rock at that guy? Don't reminisce on me.

...and I wanted to go to the movies. Are you 6 years old?

...before you cause an outbreak! Whoa!

...but Tom won't allow it. Janice was right.

...except for materials. No, I wouldn't think of it.

...get some pizza. I can't.

...it's all for you and your brother. I think you should go to bed.

...put three cases of that in my car. You got it.

...simply changed his or her mind? I don't know what happened.

...so what do you want Dick to do? I want a rate.

...to the spinal injury foundation. I'm gonna walk again, Tony.

...you're like an alien life form. There's nothing wrong.

A lot of work to move picnic coolers. Coolers are like scissors...

A serious gambling problem. I am so sorry.

A widower? So young. Breast cancer.

Always thinking. My mother says to send her love.

And do what? Get something to eat. Mrs. Fields.

And for dessert, the kids can make their own chocolate pasta.

And some zuppa di mussels. You got it.

And the children? Childless. She had a hostile womb.

And the other man? I didn't get a good look at him.

And we count noses. Okay

Anger. Yeah, right. You know everything.

Anyhoo... Fucking ragheads!

Anyhoo... Fucking ragheads!

Ask your brother. I'm here...

Because you did nothing. On my mother's eyes, that wasn't me!

Better. Good. You look better.

Brad, Allen, Heidi, her sister maybe. Like a double date.

But that's all. It passed. Nothing.

But the witness couldn't I.D. him. Oh.

But you already sold all your cards. That's fucking beautiful!

But you don't. She's learning from your wife.

Can't complain. Want some coffee?

Can't shake it. Well, whose fault is that?

Chris, need a ride? No, my brother's coming.

Christine, I'm so glad you stayed. I kind of wanted to

Christine. He asked me about you too.

Come here. No way

Come on. Go ahead.

Cool. The 50 footer? The very same.

Could ask you the same question. It's my store.

Could use a little freshening up. Vic does amazing border work too.

Crack? Something like that.

Dad... No, don't "Dad" me, come on.

David? Are you down there? Be right up!

Did she say she was knocked up? Who?

Did you fuck me?! Take it easy.

Did you know about this? No.

Did you see anybody, any living soul? Fuck, no!

Did you shut all the lights? Yeah.

Do you have a minute to look at it? Oh, yeah, sure.

Do you know that I love you? Yes.

Don't give them an in. Are you all right, Tony?

Don't yell at me! I'll fucking yell at you!

Don't you got school tomorrow? So?

Don't you hate that? What? What do you want?

Don't you hate that? What? What do you want?

Eric took my car to a meet. Next week, my house.

Everything. What do you mean?

Finish what you were gonna say. I forgot already.

First off, it's not a rat. Thank God.

Fuck of a way for it all to end, huh? Yeah.

Fuck you. Now you're really in trouble.

Fuck. You passed me over for promotion.

Fucking dreams. Jesus Christ! Oh, it's all right. It's all right.

Gamblers Anonymous. No joke, you're going back there.

Get your ass back in bed! Cramps are gone. I gotta go out.

Give me life, the chair, whatever. I've never seen you like this.

Go. If they had enough to pinch you...

Good night, baby. Good night.

Good night. Good night, baby.

Good, good. How are you? Madonna, my poor ass.

Got a safe? Yeah, why?

Had you ever seen him before? No.

Have some eggplant. I told you, I'm not hungry.

Have you tried the new Vesuvio? No.

He's starting to get his own life. One that doesn't include you.

Hello? Carmela, Vic Musto.

Hello? It's over, skip.

Hello. Hey, man, it's Artie.

Hello. Put Anthony on.

Help me with this. Tony, you are out of your mind!

Help yourself, you fat fuck. They good?

Here. Make it a dime.

Hey, you ever try riding? No.

Hi, Grandma. Your aunt forgot to lock that door.

Hi. We just finished. Sorry I'm late. I was bidding a job.

How could you forget? There was something I had to do.

How long? Thirty to life. I had no choice.

How much shit you give them? A lot.

How much you weigh? Eight pounds.

How we doing? All right

I apologize. Okay

I couldn't help it. I never felt like this before.

I didn't gamble it away, exactly. What happened?

I don't get it. It's starting!

I don't want to hear it. You're gonna hear it.

I don't want you to see me like this. Oh, please.

I find you immensely attractive. Thought I repulsed you.

I give Carmela all the credit. You had a hand in it too.

I got something for you. What?

I had a dream about him. You did?

I heard you and Charlene split up... Christine.

I hope you apologized to him. For what?

I just wanted to say again... No, please, it was a crazy thing.

I keep a suitcase in my trunk. Tell us about it.

I know you think I'm a hypocrite... I'm going to bed.

I said I'd try to be there. What is with you, Tony?

I screwed up really bad this time. It's gonna be all right.

I was twisting in the wind out there. What?

I'll be home soon. Don't worry. I'm graduating tomorrow!

I'm busy. I can see that.

I'm confused. Isn't Pussy your friend?

I'm dying! Oh, no.

I'm gonna go to jail for this! Get the fuck back in your hole!

I'm paying for Eric's education. Thank you. Thank you.

I'm under indictment. I don't want to open old wounds...

If you keep this up. No.

In fact... What?

In the kitchen? Yeah

Is he okay? He has to go to the other job.

Is that Artie? Hey, Ton!

Is the man at home? He's still sleeping. I'll get him.

It glares off the ball when I rack! Jesus, okay.

It won't happen again. Of course not.

It's all a big nothing. What is?

It's all a big nothing. What is?

It's fucking alive! It's alive! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

It's his first choice. Meadow wants to go to Berkeley.

It's starting! Get back in your office, David!

Keep my eyes? You were like a brother to me.

Know what she said to me? What did she say?

Let me die! Should we maybe go to the hospital?

Let's get out of here. Yeah, we should go

Let's see your warrant. You can also see the tickets.

License and registration, pal. Hey, Tony, what are you doing here?

Like sibyls. Sibyls?

Like what? Scared.

Little things! Picayune shit! Be specific.

Lost a lot of weight. Swimming.

Major strategy is the attack.

Make Tony forget all his suspicions? You're a cute prick, Puss.

Missed a great meal too. Fantastic. Indian food.

Mister! Yeah.

Mom, what's going on? Your father is sick.

Murder in aid of racketeering. Twenty to life.

My sister Quintina won't fly. Throw her out on the fucking tarmac!

My suit's growing a fucking beard! Will you let me work?

Nice meeting you. I'll call about the wallpaper.

Nice to meet you. You too.

No, you don't. I do.

Not fucking now, okay? They're gonna know it's fraud!

Not like a psychic, but... I didn't mean to sound disparaging.

Nothing we'd do. Pump his stomach?

Nothing? This is the FBI, Ton

Now he's fucking with mine? What should I do?

Oh, my God, Daddy! What happened? He went to an Indian restaurant.

Oh, my God! Med, it's all right.

Oh, my God. Please, no. What the hell is it?

Oh, oh, oh! Hey, Patsy!

Oh, what, you gotta go again? Oh, just let me die!

Oh, yeah. Okay. Just throw some clothes on. Come on.

Okay, lunch. Promise. Yes.

Patsy in? He's looking for you.

Please. All right, procrastinate.

Put it here. Put that on the store tab.

Puts out about 700 horsepower. Beautiful.

Ramone! Good morning, missus.

Right? What's the end?

See you tomorrow. I will talk to you tomorrow, bye.

She was abusive to the staff! Maybe Tom and I should just...

Sit. I gotta go online.

So April 1, huh? How I dread it. So long as Eric gets into Georgetown.

So they here yet? Not yet.

Sure. What happened began to dawn on me.

Talk? About Matthew Bevilaqua.

Teaching him manners is one thing. My Uncle Junior still has friends...

Thank my nephew for the stuff. Your nephew?

Thanks. Wanted it for Christmas, remember?

That envelope's just the first week. I love it!

That I'm my own worst enemy. Kind of a cliché, isn't it?

That sounds incredible. Okay.

That would be so great. And I could make a lunch for us.

That's a serious allegation. Nobody's gonna fucking sue you!

The sneakers are from Tony. Cock

The wife and kids know? No.

Then un forget. I notice that he's fucking you.

There's a man here to see you. Who?

They know about the calling cards. I'm not in that. But what else?

They're asleep. Don't say that.

This is the last meet of the season. Next year, I mean.

This is where you sleep? Yeah, sometimes

Tony, you ate mussels? Prince Edward Island.

Tony! Hi, Ang. How you doing?

Tony! Yeah?

Tony... No fucking "Tony."

Top of the line! After a whole Indian dinner?

Tough shit. Go get Anthony. I need a lawyer.

Very considerate. How many guys will do that for you?

Wait. What?

Want to steer? Yeah.

Was Sundeep there? Yeah.

Was that another dig in me? Oh, Jesus, Richie.

We can't go into specifics on this. Here's something specific.

We going? Did you say you'd go?

We going? Did you say you'd go?

We should get one for your room. Listen to her.

We'll take the boat and go fishing. Okay.

Well, bye, Carmela. Thanks. Let's get together and have lunch.

Well, he's busy. Carmela, my husband has a disease

Were you the perp he couldn't I.D? What, are you fucking crazy?

What about the cops? They're animals, Vic!

What are you doing now? You want to go fishing now?

What are you doing? Fixing the fucking light bulb!

What are you looking for? Somebody's looking for me.

What are you looking for? Stolen airline tickets...

What do you mean? Did you fuck me?!

What do you mean? I'm going to the mall.

What do you want? Agent Harris.

What else has happened? Nothing.

What is that? Fifty grand.

What is that? Where there are no **** or Italians.

What the fuck? Never mind. The point is...

What we do is small potatoes. And Eric. State College, right?

What, food poisoning? No. What, salmonella?

What, then? I understood.

What? Anthony, the tickets are stolen.

What? Don't "what" me!

What? Don't have the witness yet.

What? You know that other party...

What's going on? With what?

What's it about? Fucking Dick Barone.

What's that about? What's it about for you?

What's the matter, you lost? Uh huh.

What's the matter? Spider

What's the matter? What's the matter?

What's this thing? Telephone calling cards.

When they make the diagnosis? About a month ago.

Where is he? Who?

Where is it? On the fridge!

Where on the fucking fridge? I knew it!

Where we headed? This way.

Where'd that come from? What?

Where's Dad? He couldn't make it.

Where's that number? Fridge.

Who was that? It was nobody, the wallpaper man.

Who? Do we know him? All we know is that he's a civilian.

Why are you sitting in the dark? I don't know.

Why do they want me to go there? Lock you into a story.

Why the sudden burst of fatherhood? Can you say anything without sarcasm?

Why, because I'm a paraplegic? My idea was for you to donate it...

Why'd you say that? I was making love to you, baby.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah. He realizes now he didn't see...

Yeah. He realizes now he didn't see...

Yeah. Is that balls of concrete or what?

Yeah. Sleep well, my friend.

You all right? Yeah. It's all out of there.

You call Pussy? He had mussels too. "Call Pussy." Some concern, maybe?

You can't understand a word they say. Aw, go on!

You didn't get sick? Nah.

You don't know what he said. I did too.

You don't? What's that supposed to mean?

You gonna make me eat something now? Maybe.

You gotta go to the mall? Not just me.

You have a beautiful house. Thank you.

You have the right to an attorney. What are you, a fucking parrot?

You have the right to remain silent. Talk to my lawyer.

You looked the other way! It's our fault?

You loved it. You threw that at me like a rock.

You motherfucker. A touch! Nothing! Right, Puss?

You ought to go into business. Oh, stop it.

You promised to be at his swim meet. Oh, shit, I forgot

You seem relieved. Yeah.

You should, maybe, get back to work. Yeah.

You want to pay in advance? There's over 400K there.

You're in no shape for disharmony. You and I both know he's gotta go

...a Soprano family associate."

...and do well." Kid needs to toughen up.

...and ended up in a rat motel down in Elvis country.

...and everything I've done, and everything I will do..

...and he spit on it...

...and he thinks the world of you.

...and her parents would break your legs.

...and I'm not supposed to discuss it with my psychiatrist?

...and my wallet was light. I'm talking a 10 year old girl, Richie.

...and those with young children and those requiring assistance.

...and you were in your dad's car...

...and you're keeping the fuck away from my sister!

...as it may involve a high ranking Mafia member."

...at his age. Boys and girls, always in a group.

...Baden Baden.

...be swift as a hare." Sun Tzu.

...before I did anything today.

...believe me, in your childhood...

...Bowdoin I didn't make it, BU accepted.

...constituting mail fraud, wire fraud and any other federal violation.

...everybody wants one, nobody has any idea how much they cost.

...for a couple bucks apiece, who's not gonna say, "Fuck it, give me one"?

...for us.

...from feelings that are even more frightening.

...general boarding of Flight 129 with nonstop service to Tucson.

...I could slice an ear off his head.

...I left the flat tire and walked to a phone.

...I met somebody like you.

...I think it kind of closes the room in.

...I was watching when they broadcast the cremation.

...in clarified butter just to get it burning.

...in your fucking bathrobe and your flip flops.

...is a big, loud, flaming self distraction...

...is charging me double to tip my trucks at his place.

...is matched only by his fierce concern for his men.

...mesclun salad, nice bottle of Barolo.

...of a good sized city in Florida.

...or, you know, pussy?

...property and family vehicle.

...seven.

...she's inflicted serious psychic injuries that are still there.

...since 9:00 this morning.

...since Jill, there hasn't been anyone to talk to.

...that bothered you

...that kind of thing.

...then the liquidators will come in.

...there'd be bars between us as we speak.

...these two guys came to see me one night.

...they become your partners and eat through everything, like termites!

...they do pretty fucking good.

...they don't have bupkes. And they know it.

...to a boy's later capacity to manage frustrations...

...to explore new circumstances...

...to get you settled now with Janice gone.

...wait list, Columbia, Penn I didn't make it...

...we're all hypocrites.

...what didn't happen.

...who said he saw something that we know didn't happen?

...witchy broads, you know?

...with your Brunswick & Fields. Vic, Carmela Soprano. Victor Musto.

...wouldn't that get me tighter with him, raise my coinage?

...you give it to her.

...you will never see the streets for 50 fucking years!

...you're all me. Nothing gets by you.

...you're like your mother, but...

...your "demented old bat" of a mother.

...your brother, Jack, never concentrated on sanitation...

"A father's support is absolutely linked...

"Acme

"Boss" this, "boss" that...

"It should be you

"It should be you"? What are you trying to say, Janice?

"Officials are keeping tight lipped...

"Our true enemy has yet to reveal himself."

"The more Germans we kill, the fewer of our men will be killed," he said.

"The victim has been identified as Matthew Bevilaqua...

"When your opponent gives you an opening...

"Yes, Ma. Okay, Ma. I hear you, Ma."