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    When Captain Picard's sewing machine broke he brought it to the repairman and said... "make it sew."

    BoardArnie Tells Clean Jokes!
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    Length6 seconds
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    UploadedMarch 19th 2023
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    Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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