LOIS: Hey Peter, did you know that most of the attractive celebrities were born in April? PETER: Ah, Lois, that's no surprise. April babies are like the cream of the crop when it comes to good looks. But hey, even if you weren't born in April, you've still got it goin' on, baby! LOIS: Oh, Peter, you always know how to make me feel special. PETER: That's right, Lois. It doesn't matter what month you were born in, you are still a gem in my eyes. If I could, I would take you out to dinner...