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Title	I’m in your home. Even better I’m behind u, in your closet. I’m going to stick my asparagus in your pink little pooper, once you close your eyes. You will be rayped and your yummy screams harnessed.
Board	Archibald Asparagus TTS Computer AI Voice
Format	MP3
Length	3 seconds
Plays	5 plays
AI Generated	Yes Responsible AI
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I’m in your home. Even better I’m behind u, in your closet. I’m going to stick my asparagus in your pink little pooper, once you close your eyes. You will be rayped and your yummy screams harnessed.

I’m in your home. Even better I’m behind u, in your closet. I’m going to stick my asparagus in your pink little pooper, once you close your eyes. You will be rayped and your yummy screams harnessed.

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Archibald Asparagus TTS Computer AI Voice

Cheerful Archibald Asparagus, a character from VeggieTales, featuring a bow tie and glasses against a bright yellow background.

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I’m in your home. Even better I’m behind u, in your closet. I’m going to stick my asparagus in your pink little pooper, once you close your eyes. You will be rayped and your yummy screams harnessed.
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