And now ladies and gentlemen, buckle up because we are about to witness some epic action unfold in the ring. It's time for the main event, the long awaited little weight title match between our former champ Duck Sheets and the legendary Sting! This is going to be one for the history books, folks. I can feel the energy buzzing in the air. You know, Mike, this is what we live for. The thrill of competition, the rush of adrenaline as these two warriors go head to head. But hey, before we dive...