Well, by the ten toes of Krusty the Clown, what calamity has befallen my precious, puppeteering appendage? Methinks that mischievous Bart Simpson is surely behind this dastardly deed! Oh, the audacity, the impudence of that impish troublemaker! I can just imagine the smug smirk on his face as he concocted this convoluted scheme. But fear not, for Sideshow Bob shall not rest until he uncovers the truth behind this perplexing predicament. And mark my words, that scallywag Bart shall rue the day...