Oh, for the love of all things holy! Seriously, why are we even bothering with this nonsense? Don't give me that shocked look, you hypocrites! We all know the drill by now. Give it a few months and some magical artifact will resurrect him, or we'll stumble upon a parallel universe version of Alastor who's a carbon copy of the original. How many of us in this room have already kicked the bucket? Exactly! So spare me the theatrics, the funerals, the intergalactic journeys to scatter someone's...