Ah, you know what? Screw this noise! Oh please, spare me the fake shock, you posers! You know the drill. In a few moons, some enchanted bauble will revive him, or we'll stumble upon a parallel universe Alistair who's a dead ringer for our fallen comrade. How many of you have already kicked the bucket, huh? That's what I thought! So with all due respect to Alistair, that infamous Radio Demon or whoever's next on the chopping block, I am so over these mournful tributes, these somber gatherings,...