Lucifer - Season 1 Edit

A 999 key.

A bad situation.

A beer. Of course.

A brothel would be my go to.

A case?

A celebrity virgin in Los Angeles,

A chance to mourn Tim properly.

A charlatan, someone who doesn't believe in what they say.

A chick who cannot figure out what the hell I saw.

A client he's all about protecting?

A co star.

A community center?

A cop knew

A couple, I think.

A deal's a deal, especially one with the Devil. (chuckles)

A deal's a deal.

A deal's a deal. Though, why do I feel

A devilish I.O.U., if you will.

A devilish IOU, if you will.

A divine appearance there...

A doctor to doctor thing.

A doctor.

A Dr. Linda Martin in Beverly Hills.

A drug dealer named Tommy Campolongo works out of there.

A drunk, on duty cop surely that's a no no.

A few bad apples shouldn't paint us all

A few hours before she was killed.

A few questions about Delilah.

A fight?

A fluid exchange.

A for effort.

A four leaf clover and a unicorn made a baby.

A fresh shirt after a rainy rooftop.

A gang vendetta can spiral out of control?

A girl was killed

A girl's dead and you want to go on a pub crawl.

A guy who's suspected of murder by poisoning

A heart in crosshairs.

A kid named Connor.

A lifelong atheist,

A little bit.

A little help.

A little sexy...

A little underdressed, but okay.

A little, I guess.

A lot of guys do.

A lot of them are still upset about the shooting.

A lot of things.

A Lucifer Morningstar.

A man died, and we're going to do everything we possibly can

A man was murdered, and all you can talk about is your property?

A Michael Bublé concert.

A monogrammed "M."

A murderer!

A Naomi Austen.

A narc. No wonder nobody likes you.

A new doctor's moved in.

A nice juicy gang war.

A participation trophy, it's Dan.

A patient named Richard Kester.

A peer you respect.

A piece of divinity.

A player!

A potential suspect?

A pressure, a nuisance, really.

A priest walks into a bar.

A rather final one.

A relic worth exactly

A rip cord back to the life that dear old Dad chose for me.

A second chance right here.

A security cam caught her

A sham.

A shooting on Palmetto Street where a cop was shot,

A staircase robbery.

A supermodel this weekend.

A taskmaster, was he?

A toast to Dr. Linda Martin,

A torturer, maybe.

A very rich grieving woman

A void

A whisper here,

A whole boatload of money.

A woman of refined taste as well.

A word?

A year ago, before he left.

A... shot of them leaving the funeral.

Abaddon.

About 90 minutes before he fell,

About a patient; a troubling one.

About a patient.

About a shooting.

About Delilah?

About embracing the metaphor, Linda

About everything. Just not here.

About having sex with her right now?

About his sexuality for years.

About putting me in a position.

About six feet, glow with the light of God.

About something bigger than yourself.

About that day.

About that favor that you gave Benny.

About that warehouse...!

About the dangers of becoming mortal.

About the Devil.

About the gala is that, uh,

About the shooting at Benny's fashion show.

About the sneezing panda, didn't she?

About this case you were working on?

About what?

About who we are.

Absolutely not, no.

Absolutely nothing alike.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. And, um...

According to his parole officer.

According to the grocers, he came here every morning

According to tradition,

Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Actually he was more of a hammer guy.

Actually I'm

Actually, he's struggling.

Actually, I like that one in particular.

Actually, I'm here with an offer.

Actually, is there someone

Actually, it was, uh... it was her boyfriend,

Actually, no, I don't need your help color commentating.

Actually, no, it's the principle at stake here.

Actually, no.

Actually, shocker, I am busy.

Actually, the books are in the office.

Actually, we do.

Actually, yes.

Actually, you may be just what we need, my dear doctor.

Add him to the list of angry patients.

Adulescentulam virginem

Afraid not.

Afraid so. I promised, no police.

After a fight erupted on Hollywood Boulevard.

After a mere peek at them, so if you're done telling me things

After all, he's innocent.

After all, Vanessa had a hell of an expensive lifestyle

After everything that you've been through

After everything you've done?

After having breakfast at his restaurant.

After he found out he'd changed and was coming home?

After Junior killed his dad

After one of his selfless acts?

After our sleepover last night.

After party.

After she broke a girl's nose

After some thug fired into a crowd.

After the monumentally dreadful day I've had,

After the raid?

After you.

Again?

Again.

Against disrespecting our father, Lucifer.

Age...? We never had...

Ah ah ah ah

Ah ah, actually, she had a pseudonym,

Ah, been there, done that.

Ah, cute.

Ah, Detective Douche, Detective Stache.

Ah, excuse me. Thank you.

Ah, from the church shooting.

Ah, hello again, my little cannonball.

Ah, hello again, small human.

Ah, her own personal hell indeed.

Ah, I could add an ironic twist, like I used to when I ran Hell.

Ah, it's pointless to discuss this with you.

Ah, look at you two. (sighs)

Ah, protecting your rep.

Ah, restraining order

Ah, so there was heroin as well?

Ah, so this is about young boys, of course it is.

Ah, so you just came to help?

Ah, starving! Can't think why!

Ah, that old chestnut if I can't have him, no one can.

Ah, there's nothing like

Ah, to the bone, indeed.

Ah, was Detective Decker calling to apologize?

Ah, well, it's well worth the risk.

Ah, well.

Ah, yeah.

Ah, yes, of course!

Ah, yes, the infamous Palmetto.

Ah, you know me busy, busy.

Ah, you're hilarious.

Ah, you're the Devil. (laughs)

Ah!

Ah! It really hurts!

Ah! Now, now...

Ah! Ooh!

Ah! So the student

Ah! Speak of the me.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. CHLOE: And then we'll have leverage

Ah. Interesting.

Ah. Look at us, reunited, and it feels so good.

Ah. Not that complicated after all.

Ah. Oh, thank you.

Ah. Or it's because you think that everybody's out to get you.

Ah. Well, I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Ah...

Ah...

Ah...

Aha! So you're a snitch.

Ain't no 911 for pets.

Alexandra told us she was in Phoenix.

Ali Thornton, 23, from Boise, Idaho.

Ali, maybe?

Ali's a young actress looking for a break.

Alien fetus?

All bad, of course.

All her sordid secrets.

All I ask is...

All I ever wanted

All I ever wanted was for you to be happy.

All I have do is wait for some pitiful thug to end you

All I have to do

All I have to do is wait for some pitiful thug

All I want to do is my art.

All of God's angels, Lucifer.

All of humanity's sins are the Devil's fault, right?

All of those demons,

All of those tormented and tortured souls,

All one word, that's right.

All powerful, immortal, blah, blah, blah.

All powerful...

All right, all right.

All right, can you establish

All right, Dani and Diego Ramirez.

All right, go on, quick as you can.

All right, I want to reenact the shooting.

All right, I'll call in a warrant.

All right, I'll call you if I hear anything.

All right, I'll check the club.

All right, just sit down, man.

All right, let's finish this.

All right, looks like we have everyone,

All right, Richard, we confirmed your alibi with your neighbor.

All right, seriously.

All right, so either arrest me or let me go.

All right, so what kind of parent names their kid Lucifer?

All right, text it to me.

All right, thanks for trying.

All right, this is supposed to be a grief therapy session

All right, tough.

All right, very well, in terms you'll understand.

All right, we got to go.

All right, we'll get a squad car to watch your house tonight.

All right, you need to leave.

All right?

All right?

All right? Hey.

All right? Okay, then.

All right? Thank you.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. (chuckles)

All right. Okay... what...

All right. Temper, temper.

All she ever wanted was to be an actress.

All she wanted was to doll me up and take me to auditions.

All that brawling and pillaging.

All that jazz about

All the charm in the family.

All the fun activities I'd have planned for you.

All the hard core members...

All the more reason to keep our noses clean.

All the time.

All this jealousy talk.

All this motorcycle riding's enlarged my prostate.

All this self indulgent therapy.

All this stuff was searched already for I.D.

All this talk about lines we can't cross.

All those unsatisfied ladies...

All too well.

All units in the vicinity...

All we need you to do is vouch for Dan

All you have to do

All you're doing is getting yourself killed.

ALL: "Follow the list."

ALL: To Malcolm.

Allow me to introduce

Allow me to introduce myself.

Almost?

Already set to be raided tonight.

Also an expression of his love?

Also known as "intimacy."

Also, a crier afterwards.

Although, I'm not quite sure why I'm being arrested.

Although, sadly, the only thing broken

Although, that one I still have questions about.

Always keep one on me.

Am I doing this wrong?

Am I interrupting some creepy foreplay you two have?

Am I missing something?

Am I right?

Am I right? (clears throat)

Am I up for encouraging someone to commit a nefarious act?

Am I wrong?

AMANDA: Honey!

AMANDA: No, that's the one

Amenadiel is right

Amenadiel, how's it hanging, big guy?

AMENADIEL: Enjoying the life I gave you?

AMENADIEL: It's my duty to return the wings where they belong.

AMENADIEL: Then give me something

AMENADIEL: Those wings out there in the human world,

AMENADIEL: We're all full of surprises, it seems.

AMENADIEL: We're looking for Malcolm, Detective.

AMENADIEL: Why don't you pick on someone your own size?

AMENADIEL: You sent your demon to kill me.

Amenadiel.

Amenadiel.

An agent promises to help her out, in exchange,

An anonymous donor.

An APB for... angel wings?

An artist in the kitchen.

An auction?

An earth shattering tragedy as well bonus.

An eight year old girl who wandered into the bar.

An emotionally distraught mistress did him in.

An ex Asian Boy done dry snitched him to the cops?

An hour ago?

An inflictor of just desserts, sure.

An insatiable hunger

An irresistible one.

An untraceable gun.

Anarchy!

And pardon the pun but sky's the limit. (chuckles)

And a believer was born,

And a killer to punish.

And a nice little act of God takes him out.

And a smooth one.

And a woman still doesn't respond?

And actor, by the way.

And after a few long calls

And after I'm finished with you,

And after that, I just did everything I could

And afterwards, he kept seeing me,

And all I got to do

And all the secrecy.

And all will be forgiven.

And altogether fugly this homunculus is?

And and again,

And and and tried to make me something that I'm not,

And and that's not me anymore, okay?

And and those trousers.

And annoy you in the process.

And apparently, you don't charge

And as far as I can tell, you didn't exist five years ago.

And as for their attorney,

And be taken seriously...

And because you have no one else to talk to, either.

And being lonely are two entirely

And believed that you actually might be the Devil.

And Bob's your uncle.

And borrow something for me.

And borrow something for me.

And brave, wouldn't you say?

And call Carver about the Player's Club?

And call me Lucifer.

And chances are,

And Chloe agreed to this?

And chocolates.

And coming from an immortal, that's saying something.

And consummate our new arrangement, then, Detective?

And Dad was domineering, acted like a god in the kitchen?

And dear old Dad strikes again.

And desire is like your superpower.

And desire is like your superpower.

And desire is, like, your superpower.

And desire's like your superpower.

And desire's, like, your superpower.

And despite all your weirdness

And Detective Decker is going after the wrong person.

And did you know that this facility was used

And do a full sweep for toxins.

And do you need me to...?

And even if you do kill me...

And every time we've approached her,

And everyone here has a terrible loss to deal with.

And exciting, really.

And feel better about yourselves!

And find out whether he wrote down his recipes.

And for a man who's all about over sharing, says a lot,

And for any pain that I've caused

And for that?

And for the last eight years,

And for what?

And found nothing. Exactly.

And from what I understand,

And furthermore, you do seem to have

And get a full written statement.

And get dangerous with some bottom shelf, huh?

And get our guy some lunch, okay?

And getting into arguments with Lenny.

And go back to Hell.

And go straight to the main course?

And goat.

And had Maze sever my wings.

And he deserves everything he gets.

And he did not deserve that.

And he ended it with me tonight.

And he gets played.

And he had a chance at redemption until you ruined it.

And he had this look in his eye, and he said things like...

And he has to take it off?

And he skimps on the cherry syrup.

And he talked me down.

And he tricked you into taking the fall for a murder

And he tried to force you into being someone you're not.

And he wants me to meet him at my place.

And he's breaking into song.

And he's gone now.

And he's naked.

And he's sitting on my desk.

And he's spectacularly creepy as well,

And Hell couldn't keep him.

And helping catch the bad guy.

And here I thought you were the loyal soldier.

And here's something else you might need.

And hey, listen, if you have any patients

And his blinged out pet pig.

And his little minions, man.

And his real job is transporting and storing illegal goods.

And how do you plan on achieving this grand goal?

And how short, sweaty

And how was he to everyone else?

And how's that working out for you?

And I agree.

And I already dropped some evidence, so it's...

And I also know you're right.

And I bet she would love that ridiculous suit.

And I bled.

And I can't come up with anything significant.

And I can't imagine what would happen to your life

And I can't pretend to understand

And I certainly didn't kill him.

And I come or the deal's off.

And I couldn't let her go it alone,

And I did great work for you, Mr. Morningstar.

And I didn't know the girl that well.

And I didn't want to leave without saying good bye.

And I don't believe his real name is Lucifer.

And I don't think Amenadiel

And I feel badly, I do.

And I found out the party is a cash only event.

And I found this in Delilah's purse,

And I found this.

And I gave him a lot.

And I gave it to Detective Malcolm Graham.

And I give you option "D."

And I got what I wanted.

And I have a lead.

And I have no one to help me process my grief.

And I hear you've also been

And I hid behind this glass.

And I humbly welcome you to our Evening of Faith.

And I insist that you stop this nonsense immediately.

And I just told some girls

And I knew it.

And I know you made a vow, but...

And I know you're still looking into Palmetto.

And I know, even with all the sex and drugs...

And I need to make this right.

And I need to send him back to Hell.

And I need your help to get them back.

And I pledge to carry on his good work

And I probably won't.

And I really wanted to eat some chocolate cake.

And I really... (chuckles) I really wanted to be first.

And I saw it differently than pretty much everyone

And I solved another crime.

And I stuck my neck out,

And I supposed, you know, I...

And I suspect it's somehow related

And I think it was a cop who shot me.

And I think she can be of help here.

And I think that's why you're here.

And I think us,

And I think you're starting to agree with me.

And I think, with that in mind,

And I thought it would be good

And I thought you were supposed to be getting ready

And I thought, maybe, when he came back...

And I tried to tip her off, but no matter what he did,

And I truly hate to disappoint you,

And I want to be a chef again.

And I was in a movie.

And I wasn't asking for the world.

And I will

And I will play myself.

And I will speak to Father.

And I would love to return the favor.

And I wouldn't if I were you either.

And I'd love to continue the debate

And I'd still be home...

And I'll let you lead yours, deal?

And I'll make sure you're both back where you belong.

And I'll make sure you're both back where you belong.

And I'm an idiot, and I'm sorry.

And I'm asking the questions.

And I'm gonna answer both of them later.

And I'm in so much trouble.

And I'm jealous.

And I'm not going anywhere anytime soon.

And I'm not sure it fits the crime here.

And I'm offering you my services.

And I'm pretty sure we made Rosemary's baby.

And I'm proud of who I've become.

And I'm telling you, I don't think Nick is him.

And I'm walking through it.

And I've got orders to take you out.

And if anything goes down, Los Diablos are in on it.

And if they fall into the wrong hands...

And if we ever run into him,

And if we hear anything, we'll be in touch.

And inside, Hell

And instead ask my favor?

And instead I got taken on a trip down depression lane.

And is still climbing. Song and record sales...

And isn't she the cutest little lounge singer you've ever seen?

And it backfired.

And it has to do with that mysterious container,

And it matches the missing fingernail of the victim.

And it never would be, would it?

And it seems that I've...

And it still wasn't good enough!

And it takes ages to pour a drink when you're around.

And it's enough for the APB

And it's not looking good.

And it's probably too late.

And it's really not a good day

And just get to the task I've given you.

And just how truly selfish they were.

And just listen to reason?

And keep Lucifer out of this.

And kill Pig Diddy.

And killed Arietta to take over the business.

And killed him.

And looks like Delilah herself kept the guy pretty busy.

And Lucifer said that you're not allowed to kill me.

And make a statement.

And make him suffer do you understand?

And make you a bigger star than ever.

And Malcolm. People have died

And maybe I could rebuild it.

And maybe that's why

And more often than not, I'm happy to oblige.

And more sex,

And more, actually,

And move along, please.

And Mr. Morningstar, too, yes.

And my deepest condolences, Benny.

And never sully my name again.

And no one gets hurt.

And no one looks out for him the way that I do.

And not for any selfish reasons.

And not for my own good.

And now he wants to work with me

And now I feel like I've been given a second chance here,

And now I'm yours.

And now Malcolm's on the run.

And now myself, so, save the best gift till last.

And now she's leaving.

And now they're breaking into our house?!

And now they're running for cover.

And now you don't trust her anymore?

And now,

And now, look at you.

And now...

And now...

And often, our feelings of loss

And once again,

And once they find her, they'll call me.

And one of the victim's fake nails was ripped off.

And other times I'm all too human?

And out of character for me, too.

And personal responsibility.

And personally find and punish his killer.

And probably another win after that.

And punishing those responsible.

And punishing those responsible.

And put an end to all this.

And put you in your ex's bed?

And revealed her rather spectacular assets to the world.

And right back to Hell you go.

And right back to Hell you go.

And right now he needs to go change into his tux.

And said that he totally understood

And said that you let her off early.

And say something like, "Lucifer, stay.

And say the guy died a hero.

And secondly, the whole worship thing is more my father's bag.

And seeing where the chips fall,

And several of the Latin Kings membership

And shame on all of you.

And she agreed to meet him, so it's our best shot.

And she killed him.

And she...

And she'll be out of Lucifer's life.

And shove it up your feathered hole.

And so does this.

And so I just started rolling with it.

And so you came here because...

And somehow, out of all that,

And someone's been uploading photos online

And something changed in you.

And sometimes I think you could just take a leap.

And speaking of,

And stayed married to a gay man.

And still 30% off.

And surrounded by temptation.

And take your weird club owner sidekick with you

And tell me all about it, hmm?

And tend to see things that others cannot.

And that bothers you.

And that doesn't bother you? Well, why should it?

And that I have absolutely no control over it.

And that opened some doors for me

And that puts you in my good graces how exactly?

And that was a one off.

And that... that is on your hands, brother.

And that'll be for someone else to decide.

And that's because thus far you've been honest with me,

And that's denial.

And that's enough for probable cause.

And that's that's when I saw her in the pool.

And that's what makes this case so exciting

And that's when I ran in.

And that's when the shot went off.

And that's why you can go now.

And the bit running down your leg?

And the hellish throne they accompany.

And the interesting part is? (clears throat)

And the most elusive.

And the whole... the whole thing explodes.

And the youth director's death are connected?

And then Carmen's selling an exact replica a week later.

And then he met you.

And then he's gonna disappear. For good.

And then I realized Jonathan and Dr. Shaw's offices

And then I saw him kissing that girl and I...

And then kill me.

And then Richard sent Dr. Shaw a death threat.

And then sat and looked at the twinkly lights.

And then what? And then I left.

And then when we connect you to Ali Thornton's murder,

And then you decided to worship Him?

And then you left him at the altar.

And then you never called again.

And then you puked in that cute guy's hair.

And then, after that,

And then, someone with your name and credit card

And then, two days ago,

And then, um...

And there are way too many of them to carry all by myself.

And there he goes.

And there it is.

And there's a door just for you.

And there's something else on the phone

And there's that angelic ego I was talking about.

And these.

And they call me the prideful one.

And they clearly don't have a problem shooting cops.

And they've recovered one container

And think that that's gonna fix things.

And this heap has a name.

And this is a a travesty!

And this is all I remember.

And this is his reward?

And this is the last place you'd look, isn't it?

And this is the thanks I get?

And this is what you do with your second chance?

And this meal?

And throughout history, for that matter,

And throw them on the floor and stamp on them one at a time!

And Tim loved me.

And Tim was back to his old ways.

And time's up.

And to do that,

And to do that, you need to trust me. (door opens)

And to think I almost killed you in your sleep that one time.

And to think, after all this time,

And to think, we wasted all that millennia

And two weeks later, her father died.

And Ty's not guilty.

And unleash the wings upon the world

And used it to make fun of me.

And Vanessa agreed.

And voilà.

And walk towards me peacefully.

And was yelling at Javier and Anne, so...

And watch Master Chef.

And we all know what kind of danger that can bring,

And we arrested our shooter.

And we have jurisdiction.

And we know Mommy didn't eat it, so...

And we said that lying is a really bad thing?

And we should embrace that.

And we will. This is an emergency.

And we'd assume he simply got a bad fix.

And we'll all get what we want.

And we'll always think less of you.

And we're gonna re brand and...

And what about your safety?

And what better to way to stick it to dear old Dad

And what better way to do that than to reveal his killer?

And what does Father want?

And what exactly

And what I want, more than anything...

And what plan is that?

And what's that?

And what's that?

And when he realized

And when I saw him today, he...

And when is that happening?

And when they were off?

And when Tim found out about it, you killed him.

And who is this handsome devil?

And who was the right person?

And who would know about the storage service?

And why are you telling me this?

And why are you wearing a pillow?

And why not go to the police?

And why was the black widow giving her cash to altar boy?

And why wouldn't you? It's fun.

And why you called the shooter

And with no proof, we're stuck.

And years.