Can you believe it? I actually drank some of that Doctor Breen's Private Reserve water from the commissary vending machine. What the heck do they put in that stuff? Because it's not water, I can tell you that much; it tastes like medicine and hot dog water. What a fine day this has turned out to be: First the vending machine ate my dollar, and now I can't even recall how I got here. Geez where the hell am I anyway? This appears to be some sort of recording studio, but I'll be damned if I...