Let me read from a letter: “Dear Dr. Breen, is it true that you have strong body odor?” signed, a concerned citizen. Well, let me respond with an affirmative and definitive no. Surely most of city 17 has seen by now the graffiti in sector 7 block 8: a beautiful poster of my visage defaced with a crude scribble of quote unquote “stink lines” and a message declaring that my name is in reality "doctor fart.” Regrettably, it was my decision to leave this graffiti up for as long as it stayed,...